We Found The Most Cursed Places...

[@-starrysunrise-2908]

Full list of Jobjects (Jean objects) 7:01 Jed/Jovers 10:54 Jilverware/Jutter dish/Japkin holder/various other Jishes 11:26 Jair 16:39 JABLE!!! 17:49 Jools (not officially listed as Jobjects, but clearly related to the Jable) All in all, not as many as I thought there were. But, it was still enough to inspire me!

[@bigmanpounder1229]

jim jreally jlad jeans jare jetting jmore jrecognition jon jthe jinternet jowadays, ji jpersonally juse jthe jilverware at jdinner jparties jor jwhen jfamily jcome jover 😊👖❤️❤️🤤

[@ghostlyguygoes-boo6857]

@@bigmanpounder1229 i hate you and that comment took so long to read.

[@IMosuGoji]

@@bigmanpounder1229 JAMN

[@matthewsimpson9697]

@@bigmanpounder1229 JAMN BOY

[@buffsongebob6022]

Honorable mention the tred

[@massimo5477]

How perfect is it when Jude leaves a picture of two light switches with a third one missing shows up.

[@arfansthename]

symbolism

[@killminewin4733]

*# D E E P*

[@henryapplebottom7231]

Perfect.

[@Mr_Original]

The way they occasionally cut to Jude's empty chair while they commentated added an extra touch of hysterics for me and I love it.

[@rachelthompson7487]

Ah yes

[@flappletarts]

So fun fact, the stairs at 16:18 are an actual stair design from a time where people believed witches existed. They believed that witches could not climb up these kinds of stairs.

[@mlpfanboy1701]

Neither could non-witchs, or anything at night. Also don’t they also believe witches could fly?

[@flappletarts]

@@mlpfanboy1701 Yeah but they were like “There’s no way a witch could fly up here, it’s too narrow.” And also, the reason bristle brooms became flat like they are now is because people believed witches could not fly with a flat-bristled broom.

[@flappletarts]

@ravenpapa27 The accused Witch: You’ve summoned a hanging gallows out of no where, instantly? I say you’re the witch! Angry stair-carpenter heading a mob of villagers, wielding torches and pitchforks: *surprised Pikachu face*

[@spingleboygle]

nobody could climb those stairs

[@flappletarts]

@@spingleboygle sure they could! They just had to do it carefully.

[@cloofjomp]

Jude: OCD Josiah: Somewhat sane Brendan: *s o u t h e r n*

[@Clockwork-Rat]

josiah: LINES

[@janMakeliakesisuli]

yeah right bruv

[@edvazquez8236]

@BraidenNo20 the jable

[@montymole2]

as a random southern dude i can confirm this.

[@thecreator3145]

@@edvazquez8236 the jutter holder

[@NexusShenanigans]

14:30 the way he just stares for 3 seconds and screams out of sheer FEAR makes my soul leave my body.

[@deshawnedwards6412]

May I recommend watching the 2003 live action Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat movie with Mike Myers? It's so bad but also a super memorable part of anyone childhood.

[@Ultra_Blader]

There’s a reason they’ve been avoiding this movie. The exact sesame reason they’ve been avoiding The Bee Movie and Boss Basy

[@theblackswordsman5039]

Ooh sesame reason sounds delicious

[@User_of_randomness]

What a gentleman. 👌

[@big_sea]

yes

[@itsninjaboy7985]

That was my favorite bad movie as a kid

[@revinevan300]

This just shows what Bob the Builder could really do with no restraint.

[@amneenja5720]

They always asked "can we do it" but never stopped to think "should we do it"

[@Mr.Needle-Hamster]

@@amneenja5720 LOL

[@ukrainiansturgeon8561]

Plot twist: bob the builder built the backrooms

[@Mr.Needle-Hamster]

@@ukrainiansturgeon8561 OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

[@theblade7521]

IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE????

[@jellysjams0]

one guy has the power to make every object jeans what a hero

[@charliecaruso344]

Super Jan

[@ukrainiansturgeon8561]

All the villains were laughing until Super Jan turned the Joker into jeans...

[@benjaminfoster7560]

Best Jeanist 👀

[@cyberpupplays]

Juperhero

[@powerstones7722]

Nah man heroes make sandwiches

[@jorgerosado2087]

Finally, we get the official Josiah shower curtain reveal. Another landmark for MWS lore.

[@Zombie-TV]

Josiah slander...

[@TheSalmoneer]

How will this affect the Microwave Society Cinematic universe?

[@calebbryant9413]

Josiah’s shower curtain is it going to fight the Jed….. but this is just speculation

[@LannyLeArtist]

I haven’t watched the video yet and im scared

[@batmanbeyond5766]

put in code ''69420'' for a free MWS shower curtain

[@connor48880]

The Jicrowave Society Normalize upholstering various mundane objects in denim

[@morphinelover]

Licrowave Society

[@glasshorse6893]

@@morphinelover what for like licorice objects?

[@morphinelover]

@@glasshorse6893 ye

[@lmlimpoism]

Picrowave Society (plastic microwave)

[@gladoseon4117]

Uricrowave society (Uranium 235 microwave)

[@ELiiSE_YT]

Bren yelling, "It's the J(object)!" is the highest tier of comedy

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

The Jobject

[@artisanaul]

shut up you jouch

[@impermanentLucidity]

THE JOBJECT

[@Death3579]

Bren, god of denim.

[@deadsmileee3187]

Jren

[@chickenhandletaken]

Never heard Josiah laughed this hard 7:02

[@monsterfanatic5344]

He cackles like a witch, it's great.

[@austinforgie1069]

Is the jean pocket the blanket or is it just the full mattress sheet to make it like a Jean pocket?

[@blevination]

Sounds like a ghoul frankly

[@Shockwave2303]

IT’S THE JED!!!!!!

[@Axel_3551]

His sudden outburst made me die as well. The *Jed*

[@largeslappy]

i love when josiah goes to draw more lines at the end and jude just shouts "YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO, WE CAN SEE IT", and how bren just screams instead of saying anything

[@Trenton-om9qs]

This is quality Microwave Society content. I felt every emotion possible watching this video😂. "I've never seen anything worse than this....nevermind" literally me😂

[@dragonmaster9817]

Fun fact about those stairs that look impossible to go up (16:18), those are apparently built so witches can’t climb up them, but honestly who can climb up them?

[@KrugerBabadook]

How does that stop witches?

[@sonicthehedgehog6505]

@@KrugerBabadook apparently it’s to confuse them so they can die when they fall of it if they attempt to climb it

[@KrugerBabadook]

@@sonicthehedgehog6505 I can't tell if that explanation is real or not

[@dragonmaster9817]

It’s real, and it’s fucking stupid

[@orpheus287]

It's not, the whole Witches Stairs thing is just a myth, they were just there to save space in more narrow homes.

[@PurpleFoxy87]

We need an entire episode of them reacting to jean objects.

[@wafflecult27]

Jobjects

[@mellonkisser_real]

@@wafflecult27 that's exactly what I was gonna jomment XD

[@submarine001]

And also I see Kirby Kirby Kirby that's your name should know Kirby Kirby Kirby he's a star to show

[@mellonkisser_real]

@@submarine001 Jirby (Jean Kirby)

[@saikoormike]

Petition starts here

[@blankadams3120]

"It's like 90 degrees!" Congrats on your room being constructed without needing to resort to Josiah's lines tool...

[@Dargonhuman]

Oh my god, get the hell outta here! That took me longer than I'm willing to admit to get.

[@montymole2]

@@Dargonhuman tell me what the joke is cause i'm completely lost lol

[@Dargonhuman]

@@montymole2 90 degrees can be temperature or angle.

[@montymole2]

@@Dargonhuman usually i like bad puns, this one does not make me laugh though

[@Dargonhuman]

@@montymole2 well you did ask, but don't complain about it to me, I didn't make it.

[@K1ttyGam3r]

3:02 Bren’s amused yet highly exasperated exhale upon seeing the squiggly road lines. That’s all

[@K1ttyGam3r]

You can see the pain on his face. The despair

[@_stupidbro]

Fr

[@fearfulstatic]

you can just see how Jude is constantly losing his sanity

[@torence2367]

10:56 JUTTER DISH 🤣🤣 I litterally spit my water all over my screen this is so freakin funny 🤣🤣

[@matthewboire6843]

I will but get it

[@TheCosmicViewer]

11:38 as someone who has a father that installs base and molding for a living and even works with him from time to time and knows exactly how to install it perfectly I can just say that that is just hard to look at

[@nickhoffman9242]

“The door is a vampire now” Me:doorbius

[@bethmcblaze]

HAHAHAHA

[@NoedigJK471]

it's doorbin' time.

[@isaacnoobysmolbrain]

@@NoedigJK471 Never gonna Doorb you up

[@bobbywilliam7440]

You’d have to have the Jheets and Jovers with matching Jillow Cases on the truck bed or I wouldn’t sleep in it.

[@lunareclipse2401]

jillow jaces*

[@zdc-vtf]

I noticed something. 11:11 There are three of them. Jude left. They look at the light switch photo. There are three places. One is missing. Coincidence? I think not.

[@avathorman5781]

Maybe it’s because Jude left to use the bathroom and the third light switch that was missing went to the bathroom as well, I think.

[@PxPtheBook]

I also noticed something. 11:11 Coincidence? Probably. (don’t quote me on this, but I’m bad at quoting.)

[@tommasomaruffi1306]

16:27 you know it's gonna be good when the Hall of the Mountain King drops in

[@bethmcblaze]

15:09 is my fav josiah moment tbh

[@kyancoqie]

ᵃˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵃʸ ᵈᵒʷⁿ

[@z6847]

14:30 his decent from happiness to pain in the span of half a second kills me

[@Cringey_Catholic]

First, it was The Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2 movie review. Now, it was this video's turn to give me a heart attack. Freaking J A I R, J A B L E, AND *J I L V E R W A R E*

[@Phantomphan613]

Don't forget the J E D

[@bethmcblaze]

it was JUTTERDISH for me

[@Cringey_Catholic]

@@bethmcblaze Holy crap, how could I forget jutterdish? Truly the dish of all time.

[@Sys-Edit0r-1995]

11:21 I worked at Menards in the electrical department and we sold a type of wall plate were you could build a custom plate to fit your needs and it'd look a lot more seamless than this, you could also get just a three gang plate a switch blank-filler

[@Handlesarestoopid]

6:47 "no it's just heaven outside" Tbf, that's what you'd probably end up seeing if you went out that door

[@YLCinnasnail]

Tried*

[@evergreensanta1015]

14:29 such a genuine scream of pain😂 I rewatched this too many times

[@salvadorortega8261]

13:30 i feel like that would fit perfectly inside a Ninja Turtle lair lol

[@creator_coco]

Man, this channel makes me laugh in every single one of their videos. Such a nice channel to watch when I’m feeling down.

[@lizard7553]

If the door got bitten by a vampire, does that make it doorbius?

[@EternityKingdomsHeadHoncho]

YES

[@sebswede9005]

No. But if Dora the Explorer got bitten by a vampire, she would be Dorbius.

[@janMakeliakesisuli]

jorbius

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

Please do more house videos like this because the sound of you guys losing your shit as you can't hold back laughter was music to my ears. LOVED it.

[@chitosetakaki9385]

This truly shows we live in a Society

[@HENNETT_JAMES]

A Microwave Society

[@big_sea]

yes

[@sashabraus9422]

A Microwave Society

[@sullivanpadfield]

no we live in a microwave

[@Dargonhuman]

@BlissyTheBlackBerryKoopa *ding!*

[@insanospaz]

I can unfortunately say that the sponge drawer at 2:05 isn't bad initial design, it's what happens when you upgrade appliances from the '60s and realize the hookups in the back are just SLIGHTLY larger on the new model. I have to actually pull the knobs off my stove to open that drawer.

[@wolfgangallanalhazred802]

2:16 The house hates itself so much it would rather set itself on fire than spend another second with a sponge drawer

[@mulch895]

Bren is really good at death and sewer slide jokes

[@kookiesandkremeys4790]

16:18 - Those stairs were made like that due to old legends; witches and vampires can’t climb up them so you’re safe while you sleep.

[@Mr_Original]

This video was dangerously close to inspiring me to model my house to be entirely jean-themed... just out of spite.

[@bethmcblaze]

jite

[@-starrysunrise-2908]

Makes me want to open a Jed and Jeakfast! And always wear Jorph Suits in front of the customers, so they think I’m a Jerson

[@Phantomphan613]

Jouse

[@Mr_Original]

@@-starrysunrise-2908 I would go there.

[@caralenalindberg6098]

Idk why but hearing the masterpiece of a sentence that is IT’S THE *JED* said in such an enthusiastic tone absolutely killed me

[@koi_dragon]

“did a vampire bite this door?” yeah it’s doorbius now

[@rthurMorgan1899]

Its doorbin time!

[@Lola0506]

13:00 "I've never something worse than this" famous last words

[@zaroio2533]

15:51 BACKROOMS SHOWER BOTTOM TEXT

[@coral_puff]

10:18 I just got this super inspiring advertisement that I had the option to skip, but it was so good that I watched the whole thing and the first thing I see afterward is THAT

[@supamanguy]

14:21 You know those racecar beds kids have, well this is the next step.

[@AlexVampyr]

16:40 that's too small to be a jable, that's the *jounter* Edit: If you guys want another weird account to look at, might I suggest f*cked up food on Twitter. The name explains it all, just really weird looking food but there's some edible looking food as well

[@GreenTheScreen123]

Fun fact about those stairs at 16:30 those stairs were specifically designed back in the early 1800s for which hunting legend says witches could not walk up those stairs so if you were unable to walk you would be marked as a witch and killed

[@georgesears934]

3:27 Microwave Society: Your next line is "Actually, that's just the heat melting the asphault!" Me: Actually, that's just the heat melting th-NANI?!?!?!

[@anthonyhiebert8491]

1:39 "Have you ever tried to lug a toilet up a flight of stairs?"

[@5ALL4D]

8:45 The person who built that wall over the cabinet was making sure nobody could get to the secret government documents he hid in it

[@gunier.j.kintgenanimations]

You guys will hate this: My sister's fiancé's dad has a full suit, made entirely of *DENIM.* It's from the 70's, he still wears it to parties & everything!

[@KnexofPNW]

The juit

[@SpiritOfDecria]

4:28 it's Doorbius

[@thelegoking3981]

It’s Doorbin time

[@lilpy8325]

4:36 when your minecraft friend rotates your item frame by one

[@guhman662]

7:42 me: hits my elbow my entire nervous system:

[@mxrazy]

I enjoyed this content. I love the movies, but love the commentary on memes/reddit

[@nicholasweintraub8548]

15:56 that shower is perfect for me! I'd never have to use a curtain ever again!

[@bananabro1010]

Man I love your guys's videos. One of the few channels that makes me repeatedly laugh aloud with every single video! Keep up the awesome work :)

[@Dan-vl6fk]

Love how Josiah switched to KZ iems, but is wearing them in the most wrong way possible lol

[@shinkaiatsuya950]

13:02 Never cross the streams

[@nfoanvo]

8:44 It’s just an episode of The Office

[@EternityKingdomsHeadHoncho]

You know what else is a cursed place? Monster High. Y'all should watch one of the Monster High direct-to-video movies for Halloween

[@menzel17]

You know whats even more cursed, the live action monster high coming on Paramount+ because someone asked for that apparently

[@EternityKingdomsHeadHoncho]

@@menzel17 Yeah, but the DTV movies would be "better" for this channel because they've got so many bizarre moments. I'd recommend they watch Freaky Fusion or 13 Wishes just to see how bonkers things would get

[@ienjoyoranges]

"hey baby, lets take this to my room." "what is that" "ITS THE JED"

[@Kratos-xv3ms]

13:00 is the house I currently live in. We renovated and completely changed the setup. If you thought that was awful, you should’ve seen the garage

[@murplekoifish]

14:19 i have headphones on and all i heard was "Life ain't always beautiful, but its a- LOW BATTERY."

[@emmafnal]

Dude I love it when my headphones do that

[@murplekoifish]

@@emmafnal especially at the perfect times

[@emmafnal]

@@murplekoifish fr fr!!!

[@Your_western_knight]

13:07 like the Jedi chars you can have a lightsaber fight

[@andr3wy]

2:08 ya gotta cook a meal for that sponge

[@HungerGamesFan00]

13:57 that """barn door""" is gonna be even worse though, cuz at least the curtains dont weigh much, but the door is gonna genuinely scrape the everloving hell out of it. fuckin fire hazard shit

[@rpd_1b]

16:30 This is actually called a witches staircase or something similar, the belief of this is that witches couldn't go up the stairs if they were staggered

[@Muhammad-adzim]

11:10 live representation of you as light switches

[@DaBomb3rd]

16:18 those are witches stairs. They were not built to ward off witches, but were built with an alternating steps for more compact housing.

[@prototypez001]

13:43 I as a fellow Vietnamese Soldier can confirm that I saw that door serve alongside me in Vietnam.

[@Fireytheanimator]

0:07 mom joke

[@shrimpy.w]

Firey!1!1!1!1.. Again!1!1!1!!1

[@kingwolf3044]

13:18 don’t cross the streams.

[@adriananimates7448]

9:27 Me as a kid seeing folding chairs for the first time

[@D_D_D_D_D_D]

Those stairs are actually supposed to repel witches somehow, so apparently witches cannot use their right foot first when they walk

[@Whatsvrmn]

4:26 When I was a toddler or early child I used to bite the edges of our house’s walls. I don’t know why I did that, but there’s bite marks everywhere.

[@flowergal2000]

14:09 At first I thought, The Spaghetti Factory would definitely have these... but then I realized, "wait no. Spaghetti Factory is much too classy." If anything Fazoli's would have theses in their restaurant. 😂🍝

[@marleyfett6569]

3:03 I see Patrick is trying to cover his tracks again.

[@camo6465]

You know things are going to be good when In The Hall of the Mountain King starts playing 😂😂😂

[@DrDubMemes]

12:01 I’m pretty sure we used to have those stairs (under the spiral “staircase”) and they aren’t even rigid, they are just covered up foam

[@DrDubMemes]

We had them so my tiny dog could get up to the bed

[@jisoolee480]

4:48 look at this guy's sleeve, it says police. just wanted to point that out

[@Ninjaguy3128]

14:30 I had the BIGGEST fight or flight reaction upon seeing this…THING. Got immediate goosebumps from this

[@-libertyprimev1-902]

(Around 10:23) I think there's a very important piece of information you guys are ignoring, the drain is symmetrical with the tile it's in... Likely meaning the tile placement for the entire counter purposefully had to start at the drain or they just got incredibly lucky!

[@Sam_the_Spinosaurus]

16:18 these steps were designed to prevent witches from going up the stairs, they were made during the Salem Witch trials of course

[@An_Entire_Spinell]

This is exactly the kind of content I want.

[@shaynamiklas6802]

I absolutely loved this video. The japkin holder, the jutter plate, the coffee cup, the plates! All of these jeans inspired products are awesome. My mom used to hand paint ceramics that looked exactly like that for her clients. lol All of those dishes would go great with that bed set and chair! I love this style of video.

[@ghostly6189]

9:27 happy Josiah

[@peety0792]

Their laughs might be funnier than the actual video lol

[@victorillo377]

I haven't laughed so hard for so long in a very good while 😂

[@danteciccarelli2790]

amen i can second that

[@kingiwakes_official]

7:07 I am officially a part of the bed because Jed is part of my name lol

[@FascDS287]

10:55 technically that would be a napkin jolder, unless there are japkins which makes me scared

[@ryantabor9582]

7:14 ah yes, the JANKET

[@rthurMorgan1899]

The only thing that can rival rhe power of the schlankett

[@matthewboire6843]

@@rthurMorgan1899I almost forgot about that

[@matthewboire6843]

A combo item with the jillows. (Pillows)

[@KKaydeee]

8:59 they arent allowed cats at their job, so some guy hid his in that drawer, RIP

[@axelford5514]

I think with the basin at 5:06, the pervious tap would have been a long diagonal one...you know what I think a lot of these fails are just renovation fails...or people with fabulous taste in kitsch.

[@xanellsworth549]

14:16 it's the Clamp.

[@franciscopenajr3909]

14:32 The aquarium called, the zebra fish wants it's scales back

[@hiddendesire3076]

8:07 I know it is stupid, but there are just some mornings I am dealing with the burning shits from whatever hellish, spice-fueled meal I made the night before and just want to cool off, thinking somehow even a foot soak tub would help cool me off. This, this would suffice for me.

[@matthewboire6843]

Buy this and do a review

[@Its_me_Stolas]

8:04 when you can't decide whether you should poop before or after the shower