We Got A New Studio - HN #40

[@shrmpbl7334]

so caroline turned into a whole studio? shes way more versatile than we thought.

[@toxicToast2448]

Coralina Costco is truly a generational talent

[@nauach2001]

@@toxicToast2448 she even generated and degenerated a baby

[@w4kk022]

Reverse mitosis ​@@nauach2001

[@LewBurn]

She turned into an eagle so

[@megatlh7842]

we?

[@sambagels6476]

Like shloppy

[@brysonh6507]

like shloppy?

[@etgima318]

its.. its.. its... shloppy

[@XanderGimbel]

L I K E S H L O P P Y

[@jabari.n]

like grippy

[@jimmygotcorn3160]

Oh, so we in studio now? Closet bathroom attic outside ain’t good enough for y’all?

[@allangomez709]

📈📈📈

[@Ernan_Films]

Caroline sacrificed her channel so Hypothetically we could get a studio.

[@cannedtoes]

that's nonsense

[@manofnomuscles5496]

@@cannedtoesbest friend’s today

[@astroduk]

@@manofnomuscles5496 this was art

[@allangomez709]

Three black queens

[@BLITZWORTH]

Will Sammie and the wall

[@origiginal8056]

it's it's it's goobie

[@lukasmadrid1945]

Im glad that caroline donated her body, and life, to science so the podcast could pay for a studio. So thoughtful!

[@Saturnsmooch]

Yall are getting paid?

[@beniciokeys]

They done lobotomized Grippy

[@mattdriscoll4102]

Y’all are joking but your podcast literally leaves me with a fuller heart. I love watching you guys be goofy friends. I’m in a good mood after I watch you guys and I take that mood into my day:)

[@pinkleWeenkies]

what about goblins

[@typaair]

Without watching this ep this is such a WILD comment

[@Tomtainius]

19:26 “Anything that needs water to exist, I’m gonna beat the shit out of.” This man is gunning for the entirety of Earth’s biomass.

[@allangomez709]

Sammie waterbemder confirmed

[@beepboop3928]

✅joyful disposition ✅fuller heart ✅a love for life ✅experience ✅a need to learn

[@jollimaiahtacksworth]

❌️ sorrowful disposition ❌️ empty heart ❌️ a hate for life ❌️ inexperience ❌️ a need to forget

[@jeyvenB]

For the non patreon listeners, Will and Sammie sacrificed Caroline to John Podcast for the new studio in the exclusive video

[@jp22887]

Scientist here (Evolutionary biologist). I listen to hypothetical nonsense, specifically NOT to learn. Gabayoobie!

[@forkscr3w]

LOL

[@DrawBelak]

It’s it’s it’s grippy 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🔊

[@saraqatar100]

I’m a scientist listening to hypothetical nonsense and i leave with a fuller heart

[@willfarris3818]

Marine Biologist here, tapping in to say that Will is wrong and that SCIENTISTS ARE LISTENING! This is genuinely one of my favorite podcasts and I look forward to hearing yall goofy asses go off every week while I do lab work. YABAGOOBIE!

[@slaphead6938]

that sounds awesome

[@bestaiden1]

I leave this podcast bricked asf

[@treydan]

I enter bricked and leave flaccid and sticky

[@local4044]

its.. its.. hmm.... shloppy!!

[@hendrikdebie2414]

Yooo that guy who was falsely accused of drunk driving was living in the same dorm hall as me my sophomore year in college. It’s cool to hear you guys talk about it!

[@noidedorion]

1 view? that's ok, the video's only been out for 32 seconds, I bet more people will see it soon

[@ClayDress]

Update: It's been 12 hours and the video is coming up on 11,000 views. I think it's safe to say your prediction was accurate.

[@qwellyboy]

Update: It's been one day and 15,000+ people have seen it, I think it's safe to say I agree that your earlier prediction was correct

[@samchapman31]

Science student here! (close enough to scientist) I do not desire to listen to Hypothetical Nonsense but I am being held here against my will. Hope this helps!

[@ShaeKababy]

9:36 a giggle? Nah I often cry from laughing listening to this podcast, and I definitely do leave it with love. I started watching during an exceptionally tough time in my life and everything BFT has been a wonderful, thoughtful, absurdly hilarious place to escape to.

[@Wodgedev]

2016 markiplier ah setup

[@EarlArale]

I resent the notion that scientists don't watch Hypothetical Nonsense. Now, am I a scientist? No. I know that, but how do you know that?!

[@freakdawgbabyman]

this bald baniel shows you why a baniel would mess you up

[@AidenTaorei]

As an Australian, I can confirm we fight off kangaroo's to protect our young, daily

[@margaret-]

9:10 Just want to say that I am a scientist (just presented my research on liver disease immunobiology!) and I will be applying to medical school next year. I do indeed watch Hypothetical Nonsense! I don’t watch it to learn, obviously. I spend every day learning about biology and chemistry etc and it turns my brain to mush deadass. And then I go to work in a hospital and take care of patients and witness some gnarly shit 🥲 So in my free time, I like to listen to yapping 🥰 bc it doesn’t require me to problem-solve and makes me laugh.

[@chrisbchicken7577]

26:50 “that’s the girl from wicked” LMAOOOO that shit was hilarious

[@sillylilybilly]

29:08 thank you table eater

[@ironCondor623]

a true hero of the community

[@sillylilybilly]

57:24 toasted beans

[@jaidenjn]

I understand the need for a studio space but I do miss the closet and the butterflies outside

[@simonbecker979]

Scientist fan here! It’s grippy.

[@NaughtUnique]

the boys are feeling extra grippy today :)

[@jethrobaird3453]

As an Australian, the kangaroo rant was hilarious.

[@thestaggeredalpaca4555]

not a scientist, but i am trans and i would say estrogen does in fact make you prettier and softer~

[@manabe7861]

to add on the hulk bedroom endeavors, he actually has a whole plot about this in the comics, don’t know all the information but he basically does this mating activity with a god

[@poe_more_please]

Congratulations on your new dungeon. Soundproofing is very important, and you're one step ahead of the game!

[@ProdByAngus]

There will soon be bft enjoyers who wont know who caroline is, and all the “caroline had a really great and witty contribution this episode, love to see it” Are gonna confuse the fuck outta them.

[@nate.ybanez]

Kat cam!!!! Love the studio

[@Greyzillah]

6:36 this whole episode feels like scrolling thru those fake podcast youtube short’s channels so far Edit: 10:34 HOLY SHIT WE ARE BACK TO FORMULA

[@ironCondor623]

i learned that OJ Simpson was in Roots from this podcast

[@spamboi5228]

Im doing a bachelor in Chemistry, so am I a scientist watching hypothetical nonsense

[@bigman-kt3hi]

erm me too

[@azadconsumescontent]

28:09 for audio listeners there's a horse in studio

[@mrxcoi]

YOOOOOO Hypothetical Nonsense GOT A NEW STUDIO

[@miloarm_15]

What the hell are those

[@lilly3670]

listening to this w a uti ✊🏻

[@carstenpfundt]

Jenis and Jalls!!

[@maniac8512]

46:36 despite them being cousins there is a storyline that showcases an older evil hulk that had children with she-hulk

[@achand653]

4:38 that pronunciation of “aussie” is crazy but I can confirm all that is true tho

[@aidan3595]

Good job with this episode of the grippy boys!! Hahah oops i meant podcas-💥💥BANG BANG BANG

[@jjthepikazard212]

crowbar is top 3 bc it serves a bludgeoning & a tool. bazooka would be powerful, but v short time bc more ammo would be hard to come by

[@M0Bk]

they started the podcast talking about monkeys thank god Caroline isn't here

[@motionblurofhappy7804]

I know I'm late but a flame thrower is bad because that's not necessarily a zombie kill. You're just being attacked by hot zombies. Bazooka is bad because it's useful in a super certain situation. Plus noise and all that is a factor as well as ammo availability and maintenance for a weapon you have no training for. Same with flamethrower idk how to reload that shit. Aluminum bats dent and also don't hit the brain, revolver has low ammo count and you have to chamber each round. And worry about ammo. Fists are just dumb. The answer is crowbar. Which I think max brooks calls out in zombie survival guide. It's not only a solid price of metal that won't bend, you can use it as a blunt weapon or stab through the eyes, and it also has the practice uses a crowbar is made for. Opening things and getting into doors and shit. Crowbar all day. Because also a bazooka doesn't mean a zombie kill either, just means zombie soup

[@motionblurofhappy7804]

Also the zombie movie they talk about sound like "Warm Bodies"

[@venusstv]

When i heard “stick from the wilderness” i genuinely thought that was a “will” joke and now i think my brain is broken yabagoobie style 😧

[@ryanjohnson2844]

just realized they didn’t acknowledge the studio

[@spookytoe9174]

bro lmfaooo😭 i loved the topic of human vs animal because i think we weak as shit compared to them💀

[@z1z0423]

46:40 funny thing is that that did happen in the old man logan comics

[@BerryySwttn]

They done lobotomized shloppy 😭

[@poe_more_please]

In reference to the zombie conversation, the plot of "It Follows" deals with an entity that goes after people after they have boing boing. In order to survive and evade it for a short, they have to transmit this curse to another person.

[@hologomes1388]

Sammy with his Urethera ass pose

[@biscuits2652]

Was really hoping they were gonna be on a boat

[@poodah8032]

10:00 I love yall brought this up im not that social but man im going through it rn and watching this podcast not only gives me a laugh but is helping heal because laughter is the best medicine we love yall genuinely.

[@EaterofTable]

No problem Guys, Happy to help : )

[@E-bunny]

Yes I leave with such a zest for life after every video

[@camerron_abella]

20:41 "My phone got ran over by a bus" ☝😀

[@lukerechichi]

beetlejuice?? beethovan??? marmaduke?????

[@kayden9516]

caroline really didn’t have to go on that antisemitic rant for 5+ minutes

[@farter3644]

of course y'all got a new studio

[@kiwiVega]

"shaking her head yes" 🧍

[@567jk]

without hypothetical nonsense the future is lost

[@ryanbrown1530]

Glad we found out that Willson's appetite as a kid was for his blanket

[@andersmm12]

fuller heart and giggles is all i get and all i need

[@hiraeth288]

starting off strong and Grippy 😏

[@solarjesus7289]

As funny as Sammie is consistently becoming, we have to start talking about the long term side effects of him huffing whatever the fuck he’s been huffing

[@CarlWeezer567]

I am a scientist and I listen to Hypothetical Nonsense 🤓

[@plztakenotez9883]

We are so back

[@vincenttt8289]

Fully conscious Will thumbnail

[@tahmwithanh118]

absolutely gobsmacked that you guys chose bazooka and flamethrower for a zombie apocalypse. i have to assume you’re joking cuz that’s outrageous

[@anantsinghnegi7301]

so is the podcast now available for audio listners? (i am not a audio listner so i obv dont know i just miss them you know🥺🥺 )

[@syrup-man6704]

Yes Kangaroos steal human babies. That's absolutely true. Will is correct like always. It happens all the time. Couldn't be any more true.

[@beepboop3928]

rewatching this already cuz I'm fucked in the head

[@meadowguy9]

I AM praying on your success

[@valbarns]

Thank you for answering my question! I agree with everything u guys said and have been living by that but just needed to hear it outload again. I definitely have the drive to the point where I'm fully fine working a job going home to work on a video and have a hour of free time everyday. I believe in the work I'm putting out and have so many different ideas that I'm excited to make reality in the next couple years. Id wouldn't wanna do anything else so weather its a hobby or i make a living ill forever push forward to do this. thank you two for creating forever a hypothetical hymen

[@DrJDeck]

So, is it safe to say Caroline isn't coming back

[@VickeyVideo]

Y'all would love the show iZombie which had the plot point of a zombie and a human who couldn't be together because of the zombie mess

[@scoob1670]

Needed to hear that advice near the end lmao THANKS GUYS I'm going to learn a trade and pursue my passions on the side

[@nextlvlgaming3339]

why couldnts a scientist listen to this shows?? Im here and i got lots of wisdoms stored up in my palace of brian im sure folk like myself (Scienceses) also crowd around for some shananigans! Nextlvlgaming signing off

[@MeowUntilForever]

Why didn't Bella and Edward just soak?

[@aviparker4480]

Moving blankets going crazy in the background

[@thr33xgaming32]

This video made my Jamorial Day

[@MonkeyNanatf]

chimps are really agressive if you get to know them. and u,m, mmm, hmm, grippy!

[@dieyowai]

I’m trying to keep this in the background while I sleep but I just keep laughing while I close my eyes 😭😭

[@3242gfdspg]

i love you hypothetical nonsense dont die

[@csafu]

I'm a doctor and I leave with love for a bigger life, experience, and a greater need to learn >

[@kikania]

1 view 37 seconds ago, the future is looking bright🔥

[@myceliumtng]

this has to be my fav episode, close second is ya'll eatin all dem burgers

[@nycNick]

behavior scientist here who listens and finds everything you guys do entertaining!!

[@markthompson3941]

It's criminal that we didn't see the crew's reaction the the twilight conversation

[@justyamen]

Is it confirmed that caroline is out?

[@kindayoungbutok]

real shit i don’t like them just ignoring caroline’s absence.

[@mikekk]

she got herself 'cancelled' what u want them to do? she left so it wouldnt affect the podcast i assume

[@Bluebitemarks]

I did the math will is right. A kangaroo is stolen once every 3ish weeks. 52 divided by 17 is 3.05

[@chuk9036]

not sammie existing in a universe where planet hulk is about a planet full of hulks, and having a crossover with ours