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[@luithesnek]

"I'm such a stupid moron, why did I even born" is definitely my new favorite quote of all time

[@nathanielallen3612]

21:05

[@kiratheelf772]

"cheetahs have stripes that go in a circle" I'm starting to think Arin Hanson's brain might just be too powerful

[@hunterhuang2500]

He's right though. They aren't spots they're circles. They're this ⭕️ Not this 🔴

[@spugnoxngubcux9801]

@@hunterhuang2500 That’s a leopard, though.

[@50zezima]

@@spugnoxngubcux9801 Shit my brain is blown

[@mediocreandworse59]

The world isn't ready for "round stripes"

[@BigGrabowski]

Y'know, honestly, that makes sense for jaguars, who have "rosette"-type spots. Almost like a tabby stripe curled. Cheetahs, I dunno, I'd have to do some mental gymnastics on that.

[@TastyTrevor]

"Oh man, we made so far go progress" "Ok I think its time we end this session" That shit fucking killed me

[@willumthewoopah]

saaaaame (edit: 12:44 for those looking for a time stamp)

[@joshuawise7512]

Me toooo that was one I’d never seen before 🤣

[@zednotdead]

"I think my brain was predictive texting." This is the perfect description for both what Arin spontaneously spouts out and for what my brain loves to randomly do.

[@NWolfsson]

Happens to me sometimes in the way that I completely space out _while talking,_ and when I space back in I realize I was still talking and have *no fucking idea* what I spouted.

[@ronjones-6977]

@@NWolfsson I'm 59.....yep.

[@GBfanatic15]

could be the ADHD because I once just yelled "PEE" when I had to pee XD LIKE I STOOD UP AND YELLED IT

[@neondemons]

@@GBfanatic15 I’m a month late but GOD do I love to announce to everyone around me about my toilet escapades. I do the exact same thing and just go “it’s pee time” and fuck off to the toilet 😭

[@blademasterzero]

I always just call it broken autocorrect lol

[@crisisjack]

I love how over the decade compilations have just gotten more specific.

[@jeffhathaway3718]

"Game Grumps Talk About How "Specific Compilations Have Become" Compilation"

[@Chewbarta]

Go check out a niche channel by the name of OneyPlays. They have all the specific compilations.

[@Zeracan]

I think Markiplier's recent stream is actually a more relevant subject to this. Stealing content to produce content to have a never ending stream of content. "I like the game grumps episode where they talk about the compilation video by bassbear for a lonnnggg time" Or it's like I keep hearing people talk about making hash oil from the bag of pot they have and I'm just like "that's nice, so how much will a twenty get me." Or a better example would be that consumer for content or creator for money needs that next big hit, and bassbear is basically liquid grumps. First you just take a small hit, then someone has a bigger screen, next thing you know you're mainveining grumps with a bevy of drugs in your system so you can better take in the grumply nature.

[@charleswisconsin9196]

@@Zeracan i don't know if it's drugs you are taking, or drugs that you _should_ be taking, but do the one you're not doing. please, we care about you.

[@maggs131]

@@Zeracan 🤨

[@bluem.9530]

I think that understanding Arin's explanation of ADHD is an indicator of ADHD itself and I completely agree with him

[@stormcloudsabound]

i'm glad you agree with yourself, that's pretty important to having a good time /gen

[@jakel7213]

It really was a perfect description of how it feels though lol. Doing something you know you enjoy, but feeling nothing. Then suddenly the most mundane shit will feel like the most important thing for no discernable reason.

[@Lucifersfursona]

He’s right Especially the building juice God does looking at a real good building make my productivity and serotonin go brrr

[@kaitlynnp582]

Especially "will you get the good brain juice if I say yes?" "...I don't know."

[@nicholascunningham4439]

I asked my wife if his description of BRain Juice was accurate. She said her brain juice guy is just chucking drinks at random, and sometimes it's actually useful, but usually it isn't.

[@Ladyinquisitor]

“We made so far go progress!” Is one of my all time favorite grump quotes😂😂😂

[@Drraagh]

Fargo Progress towards the wood chipper?

[@GreatWightSpark]

It's clear that two grumps are necessary at all times, since one has to nurse the other's brain melting.

[@CuteCuteJames]

@@GreatWightSpark I think that's exactly it. Whoever has the controller gets a -5 to intelligence, and the other one has to keep them on track.

[@Seb-Storm]

@@CuteCuteJames yuo and that's why versus are hilarious they both can't keep each other on track

[@BigD224]

12:45

[@KairuHakubi]

i'm glad the lads are taking care of themselves these days, but I gotta admit it was funny when they used to play themselves to exhaustion and get just weirder and weirder

[@Scrofar]

I am also glad they're taking much better care of themselves than before... but man will I cherish their 4am delusions

[@nicolassycamore]

+1

[@michaelnahrilas4679]

@@Scrofar MARK ZUCKERBERG!!! God, that one Mario 64 episode...

[@malice4777]

I love their Pokémon red "outing Batman" episode. It's peak kids at a sleepover energy.

[@oisinmurphy8242]

Those late night pokemon red episodes of just two friends on the up and up has a cozy place in my heart big time

[@TheMilkyBarKid3]

Dan: Cheetahs don’t have stripes. Arin: …Cheetahs have stripes that go in a circle.

[@KairuHakubi]

it's so weird how they're both referencing a thing that exists..

[@joaovitorcamargo7165]

They're both right

[@KairuHakubi]

@@joaovitorcamargo7165 well sort of! dan is only right about MOST cheetahs. and Arin is thinking of jaguars and other jungle cats, with their murky circle spots.

[@spiwolf6998]

They do have facial stripes, and some at the tips of their tails.

[@scorpion0498]

Reminds me of Caboose from RvB type of logic lol

[@duzziewuzzie4388]

18:46 - 20:59 As someone who suffers from ADHD, I agree that we all have that guy in the back of our head making the brain juice and whatever else Arin said.

[@bensay8442]

An amazingly accurate ADHD comment to top it off

[@camrynrussell6292]

And I really don’t know him or his motives

[@birdjericho]

And for some reason he's got a Jersey accent.

[@lich4109]

my brain juice guy is an overworked mcdonalds worker who occasionally chucks shit at me from across the counter if I play the right song or watch the right movie

[@cheezbiscuit4140]

19:30 I love how I know exactly what arin's trying to explain but I understand how hard it is to explain to neurotypicals while trying to play mario maker at the same time.

[@VHSo_o]

SO true

[@drakethepaladin593]

THE ONLY CLIP missing from this is when Arin misspelled eye in the breath of the wild episode where they fought waterblight ganon. Gets me every time

[@madmadz2951]

Exactly! I thought it was going to be in this compilation. Pretty bummed that it wasn’t :/

[@terryjohnson8261]

THANK you! This!

[@Scharfster]

or KEE EE EE

[@Orchestrafanboy19]

This time for real is real.

[@John_EMIYA_Miller]

Arin must be really desperate to forget that goof if he's willing to go as far as handsomely bribing Spassbear.

[@KameronTovey]

"i think my brain was predictive texting" THERE IT IS!! ARIN PERFECTLY DESCRIBED HAVING ADHD!!!!

[@jbwarner8626]

I know exactly what Arin means when he talks about brain-farting on how to spell "of". I had the same thing happen once when I was a kid where a word just fell out of my brain for a second; I read the word "overnight", and I was like "...The hell does that mean? What's an overnight?" And I asked my mom and she genuinely thought I was pulling a prank on her or something, like she couldn't fathom that her own son could be that stupid 😆

[@thomaschitham3487]

I had a similar experience trying to figure out how to spell "white". My teachers, for some reason, didn't deem to help me spell it.

[@AsTheCrowFlies42]

@@thomaschitham3487 Dang.

[@MineMurphydog]

I once failed to turn in a short story assignment because I forgot how to spell 'How.'

[@enloelove]

I actually also forgot how to spell "of" when I was a kid, but I spelled it "ove"

[@Yviene311]

I remember as a kid forgetting whether or not "microwave" was a word and not saying it for like a week cus I was so unsure and afraid to ask

[@allhonesty848]

25:15 "F*ck suck f*ckij a managers always f*cken forgetting to said sh!t god damnit." That was me everytime I worked the overnight stock shift.

[@LycanLink]

Arin: This time, for real is real. This time is it. This done. We're everywhere... How many times? Danny: You wanna start that sentence over, buddy? Arin: Alright, here we go, here we go, here we go... Amin ineld in brurg. But you don't even, because that's the one, and, and, and you know what you need to do? Danny: Mmhm? Plum: Hurry up!

[@symphony_in_plaid4592]

I say “Amin eneld in brurg” like every day 😆

[@forshizzlemywizzle]

Arin’s description of ADHD is actually pretty perfect

[@gboogie3257]

We missed one…. “Look at all of this shit we’re explearning”

[@moist537]

my favourite one

[@poombly4352]

Too many things to explearn!

[@bendystrawz2832]

"Expediction?"

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

HAH (eye twinkle)... Ewe

[@charltinion5615]

“OH GOD ITS ALIVE”

[@TheGaymer-nj9jt]

29:00 "doesn't people want the best of the world?" - Arin Hanson, Chess Grandmaster

[@nathanielallen3612]

"Alright, Act Mountain, Sweet 2.... .....what?" xD 25:25

[@SephReyAudio]

The days of well-spoken English are went

[@t.fairuz29]

Went so fastly

[@benjaminfarias9169]

Where did them went?

[@larkasmr1128]

Hearing dan talk about meeting Arin Later in his life actually me feel pretty good. Like maybe it's OK I don't have close friends now, theyll come around eventually

[@Randomness823]

Just had that sort of moment earlier today. I thought I had close friends in school, but I never really hung out with them after-hours. Today I looped a block twice so my coworker could blast a song they wanted to show me. It was truly a vibe.

[@jonswife21]

I'm so happy that the "chair, chair, magazine" bit got squeezed in at the end lmao 🤣🤣

[@agiar2000]

I'm reminded of Arin's playing of Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club, when he would start flubbing lines and switch to "Shutting down.... Rebooting."

[@elijahwhite4016]

Arin’s response to Dan’s first mention of “fucky suckigen managers” being just a character broken “What the fuck?” absolutely fucking killed me

[@chancematters]

White is the absence of color. Black is all the colors smushed together. Of course, it depends on whether you’re talking about light or pigment.

[@chancematters]

@SpaceBoy Super helpful, thanks! It’s even better that you didn’t actually explain the concept, just came in and insulted me for providing a basic understanding of the topic to people who clearly didn’t have any sort of answer, so any information would be an improvement for them. It’s great, really. Way to go, hero.

[@hopelesshopefulromantic1791]

This is so beautiful and amazing to watch. Just a masterpiece of Game Grumps and I adore it and these two lovely guys.

[@GRIZZDOGG01]

25:31 Peter Hycars got me 🤣🤣

[@GreenCorgiQueen]

Wasn't sure if this was going to be a compilation, or super late contuation to talking simulator

[@Jasper_Silva]

The "Synonymous!" one gets me every time LOL

[@SketchUT]

I have ADHD, auditory processing disorder, social anxiety disorder, and expressive/receptive language disorders (and a few other disorders lmao) so I can genuinely 100% confirm this is what ADHD is like (I’m pretty sure mine is the main factor in my inability to speak like a normal person) and the fact that both me and Arin are able to hold conversations with people is a wonder and we should be praised /j

[@eyesofianmedia]

Three minutes in and my IQ has dropped by two pooples

[@Particle3223]

Rooples Pooples

[@GreatWightSpark]

"ALL ABOARD!" cries the engineer. "Sleepytime Junction is so near."

[@myrmidonmamori]

Holy shit, I forgot what a masterpiece the Good Brain Juice monologue was.

[@koalamusic812]

your life can't always be (MY TURN) that timing was perfect haha 21:45

[@mabe4322]

I think that at this point they probably didn't include the "e-w-e" thing because even they realise it's on every compilation ever.

[@yemo1014]

The “Act mountain sweet two...what?” Gets me every fucking time.

[@haeresys2135]

25:25

[@RudyTheNinja]

PHD = Power Hour Disease, very contagious

[@tj_chaosangel]

"Why did I born?!" "We made so far-go-progress! :D" and "Fake-Sade" are my top 3 moments in this. I laugh every time without fail!

[@SkilesHasFun]

"Frackles and decimumps" has lived rent-free in my head for years now

[@99baking]

Fractals* 😅

[@bobvagana5443]

These are always the funniest bits for me, its had such an impact on my own sense of humor that i just talk like an idiot randomly and laugh to myself

[@GooTheMighty]

“Act Mountain Sweet Two” was amazing!!

[@mrserket1264]

Arin and Dan is the science man

[@Hannah_The_Heretic]

*sigh-ants

[@Maybeprobablynot]

"Guess you're the science guy now huh?" -Bill Nye

[@caraelizabeth7307]

Dan really IS a stickler for fuckin' pronunciation. XD

[@hanginwithyourbuds6240]

I can typically talk just fine but as soon as I turn on the camera to record my ability to speak English goes right out the window 😂

[@analogicparadox]

Me thinking in English vs me trying to speak English:

[@hanginwithyourbuds6240]

@@analogicparadox if English wasn't my first language I would just give up on trying to make sense LOL

[@Lucifersfursona]

@@hanginwithyourbuds6240 technically we’re in a state of post semantics English so it’s open season to do that If people want to understand you they’ll have to do the work won’t they

[@ashbladegaming]

Me: trying to speak Brain: you want to say something nope good luck with this mouth vomit ive prepared for you

[@sevenmillionhobbies7840]

Same happens during interviews and public speaking 🙋‍♀️

[@corgisscreates]

god the funniest part of this is Arin's description of ADHD, because i also have ADHD, and A) i completely understood what he was talking about, and did not understand why danny was confused, B) the point he's trying to make is true, and C) the whole clip is just, exactly what it's like to try and explain the way you think and operate to someone who doesnt have ADHD. the words are always weird and disjointed lmfao

[@Dubs22005]

this is a lot of moments where in their autobiography they say: that's when they knew. that the brain damage was there

[@rosemfountain]

This might be one of my favorites… I love when they mess words up and stuff lmao

[@OHG_Fawx]

Bold move to wait until AFTER Brian's Guest Grumps to talk about PhDs...

[@TheGeekyandproud]

okay but as someone who also has adhd, Arins whole brain juice tangent is actually very accurate

[@IceLordCryo]

23:37 don't worry Arin. I did this for YEARS

[@reagansido5823]

PHD Partially Hungover Dialect

[@sergeantemu8206]

Bro did the Game Grumps just predict the “it’s morbin time” meme but just using Doom instead of Morbius?

[@dwlr007]

I'd just like to say white is a color or not a color depending on your philosophical point of view. In terms of physics white is all colors since all light combines to create white light, in terms art it's the lack of all colors since it's the lack of pigments.

[@danielcountryman8112]

More the literal difference between the color spectrum and the light spectrum than a philosophy

[@PK-lz4ho]

wouldn't it technically be white is no colour because it reflects them all, while black is all the colour's because it absorbs them and reflects nothing.

[@dwlr007]

@@danielcountryman8112 It's a matter of philosophy as to which you prefer to go by.

[@dwlr007]

@@PK-lz4ho In terms of pigments, you can mix all the paints and get black you can't mix anything to get white. Whilst technically you're seeing reflected light when you look at anything it's kind of moot when it's accepted that leaves are green because of green pigment (chlorophyll) not because it's reflecting green light back into your eye so that's what you see. When you're taking about light reflection you're taking a physics approach to it not the artist approach. Light (physics) vs Pigments (art). Physics white is all colors, pigments white is the lack of color. Physics black is the lack of color, pigments wise black is all color.

[@PK-lz4ho]

@@dwlr007 I kinda get where your coming from. Now explain that to a blind person.

[@ThisIsCSDX]

I never realized these moments were common enough to warrant a half hour compilation.

[@Granolie]

to be honest, it probably could've gone on for hours, if not days lmao

[@HarlequinSkin]

Surprised they didn't include: "DID YOU POINT?!?!?"

[@leviathiane]

the abrupt and deadpan "five" in the middle of outdo gets me every time

[@RetroNitro_TV]

Looking at this past midnight,for a second i read the title as _"We have ADHD in Speaking Good"_ and i thought " *Ah yes,but of course!* "

[@RetroNitro_TV]

Jesus hello again me _Of course i forget that i watched this already somehow_

[@FrozenGuineaPig]

I know that it wasn't good for their health but I am so fond of the sleepy grumps era

[@ShanetheFreestyler]

27:28 "That's Dan- no, I'm Dan!" Hey, I'm Dan! I'm also Dan! DAAAAAAAAANNNN~

[@makhateshandles]

That man’s uncle is the world renowned wordsmith and author, Dr. Cecil HH Mills. I can see why Dr. Mills kept his relationship with Arin a secret for all these years.

[@xTheGregx]

When Arin said the guy in the back who makes his brain juice he doesn't know what his core values are, as someone with ADHD I understood that

[@flyingstaplers]

Listening to this compilation makes me feel like I'm having a stroke. 10/10

[@zerosuit5523]

Chair chair magazine around the corner poopie weene :D That should be an official soccer team's chant.

[@z_man22]

I just re watched the tungulus video and holy shit what a game

[@MrJentu]

26:43 “What is the Winter Solstice?” (Thinks). “Captstice Ameristice’s best friend?”

[@playhaloguyofficial1028]

To complement your PhD in Speaking Good, you can also gain a PhD in Marine Biology by playing Halo!

[@Tiana_Skye]

Create the good brain juice -- that's a winner right there.

[@Greifchen]

I think I need a compilation of the grumps casually quoting song lyrics in a way nobody gets it unless you know the song really well

[@skeletron8321]

You forgot the one during the credits of twilight princess when Arin stutters to say “she’s full of light.”

[@kpouzou]

Best Best-of this year! "Great job, Arin" hard cut at the end had me laughing hard

[@toxicbuffalo2269]

I died laughing at the brain juice thing. The funniest part is, I know EXACTLY what Arin is talking about

[@HyrulianBeast]

I love Game Grumps!

[@ToriTheDormouse]

That description of what it is like to have adhd was actually pretty spot on

[@Some__Guy]

9:21 Colonel screwed me over in a middle school spelling bee. Like, one of those actual official ones, not just the ones you get in class. I just thought they meant like a popcorn kernel, I didn't even recognize that colonel was pronounced the same way.

[@nymphomata69]

l love how this is such an obscure and specific topic for a comp and yet you could make like a 100 of these because there's so much content of this kind on the daily, even.

[@nickkennedy9034]

next time I talk about Dune with someone, instead of saying Butlerian Jihad I am gonna say Sufflerian Jambling

[@stephsaguudefan1753]

This whole video made me laugh really hard but I think my favorite was Arin excitedly ending the episode with "Fiiiiiive! I don't know why I said five......"

[@ajgnexus]

"how many dead babies does it take to bake a cake?" "it depends on how much sugar you put in or whatever" fucking kills me also at 13:24: wHaLeS ArEn'T FiSh!!

[@grimes202]

I used to call the “family room” the “fanling room” bc there was a fan in there and I’d call magazines mazagines

[@jayfiggs4656]

Arin gets the brain juice but there's no filter installed.

[@austinh5399]

You guys speak so good it make my brain hurt

[@GRindOr32]

I had a moment like that today at work. “I have the urge to eat”, I said to my coworker. “You mean you’re hungry?”, they said back. I was then immediately embarrassed haha

[@plant_jesus]

i’m crying at fractals because that’s just an actual math thing that i thought dan was talking about

[@thinman25]

9:33 I distinctly remember an oral reading quiz where I saw the word "as" and refused to answer because I couldn't see it as anything but "ass."

[@UBGam3r]

But we can't forget the 'eye' incident with Zelda BOTW.

[@M_Alexander]

I never considered that we still say "rewind" for going backwards when it was only called that because tape was wound around reels

[@JaySay]

I was thinking the same thing when it came up.

[@M_Alexander]

@@JaySay we "rewind" digital videos, we "film" digital movies, we "dial" numbers and "hang up" digital phones and they "ring" when a call is incoming. As a kid I actually used VHS tapes and a rotary phone with an internal bell so I have a totally different perspective on those terms than someone born in the last twenty or so years

[@cilginogrenci]

You have a PHD in speaking WELL. Superman has a PHD in speaking good.

[@justin99000]

Looks like they're the science guys now

[@SilverStubier]

He said it! He said a lobotomy!

[@alliecatcosplay]

This is the compilation I TRULY didn't know I needed lol

[@LintheKumofan]

Oh no I forgot about the yummythologist and it made me snort chips and spicy salsa into my sinuses. Oh my lanta!

[@michelle6337]

Hearing Dan piece together the meaning behind "double robo milk" like some nonsensical Sherlock Holmes was amazing.

[@palchumfriend4887]

i need a compilation of them doing something wrong and then saying "oops"

[@possessedpicklejar4762]

A clip from their short lived Hollow Knight Playthrough, now that’s a rare one

[@qwertyuiop22ful]

25:31 I also read "Peter Hycars" the first time I saw that.

[@Meepers_the_Great]

Wheezing, crying, snorting. A roaringly funny compilation, one that needs a follow-up!

[@MetalWolf426]

*I'm serious though, and Ross will agree, because he also suffers from ADHD!* What a beautiful and perfectly structured poem by Arin

[@Starze]

"If you don't believe in Jewish" is my favourite lol

[@declanhandley-byrne4335]

They definitely went to the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids who Can't Read Good and Want to Learn How to Do Other Stuff Good Too