WE KILLED A ZOO - Beast Battle Simulator Gameplay

"Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. As king, you need to understand that balance and respect all the creatures, from the crawling ant to the leaping antelope. And when we die, our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass. And so we are all connected in the great Circle of Life. Do you understand Simba?"
"Yes, Father, bu-"
"Good. Now strap this laser cannon to your head and get out there. Those velociraptors don't play."
*NAAAAANTS INGONYAAAAAMA BAGITHI BABAAA!
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[@dmjdmj]

"Benson, over there, used to be a great hunter". "He's got his head in the trash".

[@koutalianos4384]

this definitey needs a part 2

[@K505B]

Finally, the highly anticipated sequel to Matt Damon's We Bought A Zoo!

[@flipzilip7138]

You mean Matthew Damon?

[@maximuffin6395]

Flip Zilip you mean Mattress demon?

[@jaimethesnake8063]

Someone tell Suptic

[@RevelationOne]

🤣🤣🤣

[@BubbRubbWooWoo]

This is easily one of the best videos they've put out

[@skankhunt9921]

If you haven't already, check out the live stream for all the goodness! kzbin.info/www/bejne/nIeZp62Eftt6bKs

[@Scullzyy]

Bubb Rubb faxx

[@undauntedcwm]

THE WHISTLES GO WOO WOOOOO

[@WhenDevilsDuel]

...tf wrong w yt? I clicked on the other comment... Lol

[@RGcrasyRG]

No it's not.

[@neoshenlong]

Come on guys, will you let the crocodiles walk away undefeated?! WILL YOU?! For centuries, no, millenia, the preys of the animal kingdom have been opressed by the violent and sadistic predators. For centuries have they wanted to be released from this torment. And when they finally have the chance to arm themselves against their enemies they trusted YOU, the legendary Funhaus, to command their armies and lead them to victory. Will you dissapoint them like this? Will you just... give up?! THAT'S NOT THE FUNHAUS I KNOW! Go back in there and show those stupid crocodiles and lions who is the real predator now, go back there and fight for your freedom! TL;DR: I want part two.

[@raymcgrath7340]

Neoshenlong Archivo 2008 - 2011 they could have put a bunch of suicide bomb dogs up front and a flamethrower hippo in the back to clear up any stragglers.

[@BigPapaMitchell]

Kamikaze seagull would win

[@michaelscott3123]

Archer proven right about gators and crocs again

[@chuckda4876]

I like how by contrast your comment was like a braveheart final war cry speech for the ages and down where as a rebuttal nothing more than a couple of opinions. Like some family guy shit goin on. Haha

[@curlyfries7540]

The day will come one day...

[@Allieta1]

"Yeah yeah yeah, fuck 'em up bro" I love Elyse.

[@perplexus3893]

4:10 you give funhaus 4 minutes, and they come back with a kamikaze pterodactyl. That's FAST!

[@elliesieable]

I didn’t want this video to end

[@ChipClipGotGrip]

16:05 I love the question of "How many rhinos with flamethrowers can you afford"

[@BubbRubbWooWoo]

I've got the weirdest list of recommended videos from this.

[@Acydable]

Bubb Rubb "Weird snake goes crazy and kills itself"? with 24M views...

[@chrisleeportland1]

Bubb Rubb JAGUAR VS BLACK PANTHER

[@sidneyferrarez4252]

Almost all the recommended videos are animal-related except minecraft challenges and the barry lyndon soundtrack. Very odd.

[@Acydable]

Chris Lee I have that one. "Lions killing and eating Hyenas."

[@randyadams9945]

weird snake goes crazy and kills itself

[@TheSamcrittenden]

Bruce's frantic screaming is my favorite part of these let's plays. "OH SHIT EVERYBODY'S DEAD!!" I laughed much harder than I should've

[@TheDiabeticGamer_]

I would buy an ostrich 3:16 shirt

[@epicddgt]

With t rex playing football you got my attention but with ostrich attached lasser you got my love 💕 !!

[@325figgy]

16:40. Give it about 20 to 30 seconds after. Where James says WAR. I lost it right there.

[@cameronhunter23]

Seagulls with bombs! SEAGULLS WITH BOMBS!

[@ryanlaurence569]

I love how much James gets into games. I was losing on their last attempt. "I want kangaroos. Five!"

[@FaceOfAwesomness]

Loving the new Rocket League update

[@robinwsc]

this is one of my favorite things you guys have ever done ever

[@davidmuzzall375]

Saw some of this game on a Dunkey video, so glad Funhaus made one too 👌😝

[@klassicneo]

People are going to hate Adam for telling Benson so suck it up SUCK IT BENSON!

[@arcadius2569]

1. Dinosaur 2. The Land Before Time Easily some of Mankind's greatest creations. Even Einstein borrowed concepts from them.

[@General_Eisenhower1945]

Arcadius 256 0.5 Jurassic park

[@cappincurt6215]

Seriously one of the funniest random gameplays you guys have ever put out. Keep making funny gameplays, keep making your audience laugh and keep being you

[@JayDay510]

Please more beast battle simulator I haven’t laughed this much in a while

[@ajrayo]

This is amazing. I hope they at continue at least one more time. It's so good.

[@tlakehlubi1214]

"OHHH, A CANON ON THE BACK OF A MONKEY" I don't think that quotes can possibly get any better than that HAHAHHHAHAAH

[@jdthecakeman]

I love this video!!! I haven't laughed this much in forever!!! Thank you guys for making great content!!!!

[@ItsJustHendo]

I'm quite drunk and I'm laughing histerically at this whilst eating the chicken madras Hausmate made. Top kek m80

[@stasiss4622]

One of the best vids here. could easily make a series about the challenges. Great stuff

[@jonk5621]

I really loved this video, I like that this game actually gets challenging twords the end and isn't a one pump chump. Keep up the great work guys!

[@VideoSage]

More please.

[@cyanidesurprise6880]

Thx for mentioning the movie dinosaurs Adam. I thought it had been forgotten forever. When I was younger I named my dog aladar after the main iguanodon

[@Jester_851]

The other night I had a dream that you guys finally unlocked Mothers Be Aware and it was glorious. Please, Funhaus, follow my dreams.

[@NoiceGuy]

I know everybody says this but fuck it. I am glad I have a consistent place to come and laugh whenever its just a shitty day and I need a laugh.

[@patrickshippy555]

Best video you guys have made in a while. Lovin it

[@Scullzyy]

"They just flew into their mouths" 😂

[@damitelephant7132]

You know it's going to be a good video when Elyse has to introduce the game to the boys

[@scitechian]

Ostrich 3:16 says "I just stuck my head in the sand!"

[@FrostConcept]

I love how often The Golden Compass is brought up in Funhaus videos. And Iorek Byrnison is pronounced YOR-ick BEER-ni-son. Love you guys!

[@jayohlsbs1271]

Holy fuck, I was crying throughout this whole video, solid stuff, you guys were shitting comedy in this one.

[@TommyTwoYooks]

2 dogs in front with bombs and 3 rhinos with flame throwers

[@preparetotakeaim66]

I would NEVER buy this game but this is some serious youtube content...

[@LilliputianGiant]

I need to see them beat that challenge. I really hope they revisit the game soon. Them strategizing with those animals was hilarious.

[@SoSme]

there will come a day where there wont be anymore funhaus that is the day i stop watching youtube

[@thisiserk]

holy shit i could watch this game forever. please make a part 2, you can't admit ultimate defeat to the predators.

[@GoldenSun5631]

Besides the fact that I was loosing my mind how they didn't think of using seagulls with bombs during the "battle of predators", this was amazing. Please make more vids of this :-)

[@MahlenMorris]

Some love for whoever's been writing video descriptions lately, cause this one is beautiful.

[@bananakandy1]

"What happens to the dinosaurs after the ice age?" Well, Good Luck Charlie.

[@jensenhaines6526]

Please continue this... I was watching this video then had to throw up from bad seafood 10 times, BUT I never let go of my phone while watching this video. Thank you funhaus you fought me through it❤️ like the warthogs

[@bloodrunsclear]

Don Bluth: 'I'm going to make an animated movie about dinosaurs!' Disney: 'Ha ha! What a loser!' *years later* Disney: SHEEIT!

[@blakez6273]

This video had my laughing so hard I was crying. I haven't done that it months! More Beast Battles!!

[@Benjitsu_]

Dinosaur had those rubber hand puppets. Clearly the best animated Disney movie franchise.

[@jordanmc9015]

Great job, the "stop the match" killed me.

[@JesusSerranoFireandIce]

I love you guys, shitty days or not you're always there with a dumb joke or ploy that cheers me TF up. Love you sooo much. PS: I'm sooo drunk rn

[@nugking2021]

They don't all die in Dinosaur, all the herbivores band together to scare off the carnivores so they can live in peace

[@SulaccoSuperstar]

This was the first video to make me audibly laugh. Props to you Funhaus!

[@Filimaris]

James pretending to be a pterodactyl sounds like Howard Dean running for president

[@Domo5199]

Officially my favorite video they have ever made

[@_theryanchap]

0:00 Why did that intro reduce me to fits of laughter? Bruce: 'James come over here and Beast Battle Simulator' James: 'I'll be there in JUST A SECOND!' Bruce: 'Beast Battle Simulator - It wait for no man!'

[@ToliG123]

Man now I want to see you guys win that round haha. Great content.

[@DreadParasol]

This was the funniest shit I've ever seen. Please make this into an ongoing series!

[@llamaofvinter5801]

Cyril: Why are you so scared of crocodiles? Archer: Gee, I don't know, Cyril. Maybe deep down I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, the bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hoofs. And fear is their bacon bits.

[@AverageDoctor345]

Adam whispering polar bears made me laugh and I don't know why

[@darkcharizard52]

These battle sims are always the best lol. Keep them coming!

[@BouArmy]

Man, the entire live stream was gold!

[@dustyawesome15]

You mean I can have fricken ostriches with fricken laser beams attached to their fricken heads? Dr.Evil would be proud!

[@glamazon6172]

War never changes.

[@geosan312]

These are my favorite kind of videos.

[@gregordavidson4178]

Holy shit this video was gold! Please I need more of this!!! It’s so stupid but brilliant

[@Gswfansince2015]

it's so satisfying to hear Bruce say he's dead

[@fearsrelax]

I usually have a nice little giggle at the FH videos. Almost had an asthma attack from laughing at this one. Best way to die. 10/10 would recommend.

[@dylandetamore4930]

Please make a follow-up video to this game. Easily the funniest video I've seen this year

[@dinodm4083]

Funhaus weekend videos are like the dessert section of a buffet It might be bad for you but this is a bad metaphor I really like their weekend videos.

[@JamesKavcak]

Not sure why but battle simulators make for some of the funniest videos.

[@jtturrentine9092]

Sometimes a brand new FH video is uploaded and I'm all excited but then I'm like "I've already seen this before but how?" Then I remember I saw the live stream

[@gsbebebvebehbebe5269]

8:10 I’m not the only one who saw that roo’ Godzilla slide, am I?

[@Spumoon]

6:51 At least when the polar bears and elephants and tigers and rhinos all go extinct soon we'll still have beast battle simulator to appreciate them. Is there a DLC with the last now extinct male white rhino who spawns with his 4 machine gun toting poacher guards?

[@arbCannons3395]

I want this to be weekly. I love this game play

[@TyphonMar]

The cannons on the dachshunds made me spit out my tea

[@xpoisoncuisinex]

James with the we need more DOTS...... I feel old for remembering that video

[@gorerath]

Totally had childhood flashbacks to Elises Land Before Time reference.

[@benwilliams5492]

I went to see Disney's Dinosaur at the cinema with my family when I was a kid. Even had Dinosaur toys and a t-shirt. I cannot remember the film's story at all. Definitely saw it though.

[@davidvasquez7752]

Bruce has a corvette?? Hell yeah brother bold eagle machine 😎

[@sabianrios3747]

LAND BEFORE TIME REFERENCE

[@Ray-zl8uk]

Ok no lie a loud clap of thunder out of nowhere happened right when the rino hit the soccer ball it scared the shit out of me

[@Calnus1]

At the beginning I was like.. " move your freaking arm Adam!!" Lol

[@raul69er1]

We need a series on this

[@TW0T0NGUE]

'Prey vs. Predators' is the new 'Mothers be Aware', but Ska came before Reggae.

[@juulcoob5162]

I miss this so much. Old Funhaus was best Funhaus

[@iodineclip]

watching funhaus at night helps put me to sleep.

[@m1jem464]

When the primates fought it looked like a bunch of emo kids dancing

[@Zap_R0sdower]

I think James forgot that Mammoths didn't really die. They just evolved into elephants after the Ice age.

[@joshuamiller1111]

This is now Mike Myers' new favorite game.

[@Cheeseybeaver45]

The quote your thinking of Elyse is from The land before time. And it’s three horns never play with long necks.

[@ZombieSurvivalXperT]

We all know that goats are the best soccer players. Missed a chance to make jokes about the big green

[@Cptnwin]

i have not laughed like a madman since the great scrobblez wars in 2015

[@Kurt_707]

For the love of god make more videos on this game I haven't laughed like this in ages

[@arnoldkarlsen4757]

James pronouncing Bjørn the right way made me so hard

[@DarkCraig409]

I need more of this! Asap!

[@em_birch]

I want a man like Adam. Handsome, kind of depressed looking, reasonably intelligent, funny, likes cats, video games, is tolerant of anime. You get the idea.

[@knoxyououtdotcom]

I bought this game right after the stream. It took a while but I finally beat those crocs with just... a bunch of giraffes. I don't even think I added any gear. Also, the game has updated since and has Megalodons. So there's that.