WE LOVED COLE SPROUSE IN AFTER 2

[@thetoneofsurprise]

The first movie had the vibe being written by someone who had never attended college. And this one was written by someone who has never had an internship.

[@clankypick8178]

Or a relationship for that matter.

[@yikes2540]

@@clankypick8178 the irony that the author of the original fanfic was 24 and married at the time she wrote it.

[@megan-ys1mp]

@@yikes2540 imagine being married to someone that thinks this is how relationships work…

[@gothclown9013]

@@megan-ys1mp imagine being married to someone who's so obsessed with a certain celebrity that they not only write self insert fanfiction about them BUT also turn said fanfiction into a movie franchise

[@Phia525]

@@gothclown9013 not to mention the celebrity she was obsessed with was a TEENAGER at the time she wrote it. Very weird.

[@PoshHyena]

Can’t stand watching them spill all that shampoo. That’s like a $30 bottle of Function of Beautiful conditioner down the fucking drain and he’s homeless so you know he can’t reimburse her.

[@PrettyMuchIt]

HAHAHA didn’t even think of that

[@mkdugan8109]

Function of Beautiful lmaoooo

[@Xblackjckqueen]

no but that child LITERALLY looked like the doll in ‘the boy’ 😭😭

[@mandofromva6316]

Hidden twist in this franchise is that it's a "The Boy" spin-off!

[@marlonrando9272]

Brahms!

[@Avocado11]

First Boy in the wall now Boy in the girl.

[@Demolition_Darby]

"YOU'RE USING MY FUN FACTS, DAD?!" took me right out LMFAOOO

[@badaboop2035]

it was so fucking funny i lost it

[@seaastronaut5053]

"My fon facts"

[@ScottCramer]

My new favorite Christmas movie no question

[@Iris-qf7yu]

Worlds collide

[@cat-napsss]

The fact that Eric brought back the bellybutton joke is just so perfect.

[@haidenlockz]

The fact that Eric shares a name with another Eric that was renamed from Seth in a podcast staring Cole Sprouse called borrasca weirdly creeps me out

[@haidenlockz]

OH NEVERMIND APPARENTLY THATS DYLAN????? HELP

[@ladymoe5395]

“honestly alcohol is so destructive to all these people’s lives” LMAO

[@saotastic]

“The homeless guy was her dad the whole time??!” Not even the craziest thing that happened in the whole movie…

[@FlynnTheRedhead]

I love how Jon exclusively appears in Pretty Much It videos now

[@PrettyMuchIt]

when i asked where people can find him at the end of the track he said the exact same thing hahaha

[@strawberryqueen0382]

@@PrettyMuchIt but only in Netflix origs

[@alicejp1231]

Leaving us without your reaction to “FOCKING TREVOR?!?!” is almost criminal 💀

[@oozora_zoey]

No, it's "FOCKING TREVAH" ... xD

[@guidoguido2245]

The worst f-ing part is that the car accident is only the other driver's fault. He ran a red light. Hardin and Tessa had nothing to do with it.

[@BenDiPaolo]

Perhaps he was watching the movie on his dashboard, and got so invested in their relationship that he kept driving.

[@washedblue]

I think they're trying to pull the "this relationship is bad for you, so much so that you'll wreck your life for it because it's consuming you" but the audience is just bored. like, she would've seen that driver if she'd been paying attention but they need drama and for Hardin to add more fuel to his self-hating train so viewers feel bad for him it's obvious they're trying to make it seem not *too* at-fault, rather it's the relationship and not them, and want to still portray both leads as not being the worst and not like they just need to break up and go to therapy already

[@Kiya-gq3jt]

Thank you!! When Landon was Blaming Hardin was so stupid to me like that was no one’s fault

[@pinxerata]

i hated this movie but it did make me unironically love dylan sprouse as an actor 😭 he was so much more likable than hardon shaft or whatever

[@theoutsiderjess1869]

Same I was like she is dumb for dating hard on

[@mj7087]

I have never met Harry styles but there’s no way he’s anything like this dude. The idea of Harry styles punching his dad at a party is just so funny to me

[@lexthequeer]

People really made him into such a bad boy in fan fiction, but he was the youngest of the group and intentionally portrayed as talented but innocent and sweet. It’s really funny that the fandom collectively decided to throw out that curated persona in favour of another fabricated one that was more interesting to them 😂😂

[@panonymousbloom5405]

@@lexthequeer I actually do remember Harry being advertised as the "womanizer" in the group (which I guess caught on). I also remember him hating this "image" lmao. Though the "dark clothes + long hair" Harry era is iconic, not gonna lie. @OP listen to "Treat People With Kindness". If the image before was ridiculous, this one will take you out lmao. If I had to "label" Harry, I would say hippie, nowhere close to badboy lol.

[@tonichan89]

I wonder if Taylor Swift's "Trouble" song contributed to it in any way, cus that song was rumored to be about Harry Styles. I never watched a clip of the guy when he wasn't singing, and I somehow had an impression of him being a bit of a too-cool-for-school womanizer type... I don't remember why though.

[@theoutsiderjess1869]

Facts I look at Harty styles and can tell he is a sweetheart which is why fanfiction like after made me uncomfortable

[@theoutsiderjess1869]

@@tonichan89 trouble was never about Harry Styles that entire album was about Jake Gynehall

[@genevieve5651]

so idk if you were purposefully calling Dylan Sprouse, Cole or if you genuinely thought it was really Cole but I love it regardless 😂

[@PrettyMuchIt]

oh it wasn't a bit, we found out when the credits rolled

[@theoutsiderjess1869]

@@PrettyMuchIt im glad that was the case because to be fair If you haven't seen Dylan in a while he looks just like Cole

[@annie.phoenix]

I actually thought it was Cole too until the last few seconds of the video

[@grungyasscinema]

Wait that wasn’t Cole? 🤯

[@moatrboat]

it's very hard to tell them apart but i watched so much suite life as a teen and also Dylan and I have the same beauty mark

[@minutemuse]

"Perhaps we can find a more private place to have this conversation?" *[Takes five steps away from the party]* That got me.

[@amityislandchum]

"THEY WERE ALL CONFEDERATE SOLDIERS!" I had to pause the video at this line because I was literally crying with laughter. That was the funniest commentary since the black-and-white vignettes of the random black kids in "Holiday in the Sun."

[@shayan6291]

I think the fact that it happened in England is just the icing on the cake

[@amityislandchum]

@@shayan6291 That's how you know they were REALLY racist ghosts.

[@TheRealDoomBot]

It’s an interesting strategy to make the main character’s love interest the most unlikable piece of shit ever but also portray him as someone that deserves to be with the main character

[@FintanMusic]

My song Way Up was used in the Hot Yoga scene of this movie - when they asked me if they could use it all I could think about was the possibility of my music being in a Pretty Much It commentary lmfao :') can't wait

[@PrettyMuchIt]

oh hell yeah!!!

[@SahloFolina2161]

You've made it to the big leagues, man. Congrats!

[@Michaeljamesjimenez]

This is, unironically, my teenage brother’s favorite movie franchise.

[@PrettyMuchIt]

what the

[@panonymousbloom5405]

I'm not sure if your brother is the best or the worst person ever.

[@taags]

Im so sorry for you.

[@faucetwater6740]

has he seen any other movie

[@eilir_adron]

...why?

[@casiofigueroa5627]

The “why did I say that thing about my sister” KILLED ME

[@Mspizzza]

"We can't do this here..." Eric: didn't they do this LITERALLY 3 minutes ago???? He pretty much (no pun intended) summed up of all these movies. It's the way I'm not ashamed to say I can't wait for the last movie to release JUST for the hilarious commentary afterwards lol 😂

[@PrettyMuchIt]

we can't wait either!!! 😂

[@16taysia]

Yeah, same LoL 🤣

[@TheEpicFail79]

Me too, I follow other movie commentary people but I have vowed to watch it with Eric first, I’m too dedicated hahaha

[@aliomar2912]

What PUN???

[@cat-napsss]

I swear the Sprouse twins are the only child actors who didn’t have their lives collapse at one point or another.

[@eeveepacini]

Or did they just keep it private?

[@zoulara1012]

Well ofc they're guys

[@kageyama1083]

@@zoulara1012 Adam Hicks? Shia LeBeouf? Orlando Brown? Kyle Massey?

[@UrsusDerpus]

Peter Billingsley, the kid from A Christmas Story is now a producer, and was in Iron Man and Spider-Man: Far From Home, and as far as I know, no life collapses.

[@arneshagause8115]

Zendaya has never had bad press i swear

[@justcallmeteacup4711]

The clueless dad taking his daughter and her friends to an explicit movie scenario took me out omgg 😂😂

[@HoundsBane]

The “After We Collided” birthday plates .

[@thomassomeone4868]

It said Dylan Sprouse in the credits because Dylan and Cole pulled a Mary-Kate and Ashley in Full House and swapped places when one was too fussy or too scared to be on set. ❤️

[@amityislandchum]

The comedic chemistry between you 2 is off the charts. I need you to be permanent collaborators!

[@Snev]

Hardin thinking that Tessa drove away, only for Tessa to dramatically appear behind him and the both of them realizing mid-argument that her car got stolen would actually be a hilarious as hell gag in another movie

[@ingledont]

"women just fall over him, and he hates it, and that's his whole personality" to be fair, that is also harry styles's whole personality

[@panonymousbloom5405]

eh, I think he just hates the "being portrayed as a badboy heartbreaker" part.

[@kat8559]

Oh, do you know him? 😂

[@theoutsiderjess1869]

@@kat8559 he said that he hated that image before

[@elysemeyers1256]

I love the fact that that is DYLAN and I KNEW it was Dylan but you guys had me questioning myself for a whole 10 minutes. “No, that’s Dylan, because the one that played Cody is in Riverdale and this ISN’T the riverdale guy… right? Wait. Cole was Cody or Zack? Zack IS Dylan. Yeah because Cole is Cody… wAIT!! God damn it, WHO IS WHO AGAIN?!” I had this! *I HAD THIS, damn it!*

[@PrettyMuchIt]

hehehehehe

[@thatsabummerdude]

"I think we need to have a private chat about this somewhere else" *Moves 10 feet away through an open door* "Yeah this should be good"

[@amityislandchum]

The fact that the entire party immediately walked to the doorway to watch and listen anyway, without even trying to be discreet, fucking KILLED ME. I can't believe Eric and Jon didn't comment on it!

[@PrettyMuchIt]

@sharksandsheep LOL we specifically mentioned that! 😂

[@Clairembify]

There was something very comforting about the way Eric reminded us every 10 mns that this is, in fact, supposed to be Harry Styles.

[@blaszaczka]

I fucking hate that the tattoo artist wanted to 'ease the pain' by giving him alcohol. You are not supposed to be on alcohol while doing a tattoo or drink after a couple of days. Alcohol thins your blood, which means excess bleeding. When you bleed more than normal, it can cause visibility issues for the artist, potentially compromising the quality of the design. Excess bleeding can also thin the ink. Absurd.

[@joshuawaring4180]

I’m pretty sure no one has never abstained from alcohol just because of a tattoo.

[@awfultaco42069]

i can’t wait until i get married and have kids and we get to celebrate the holidays as a family by watching our favorite christmas movie, the 3rd part of a Harry Styles fanfic. 😍

[@mddskat]

My head hurts from laughing so hard this entire video omg please do After We Fell next please please society needs it the world needs it!

[@PrettyMuchIt]

our after we fell track is available now on shop.prettymuch.it & join.prettymuch.it !

[@mddskat]

@@PrettyMuchIt YESSSSSS BEST DAY EVER

[@fc7777fc]

I've never watched this movie...but this commentary made me laugh so hard I had to go buy the full track.

[@PrettyMuchIt]

hell yeah enjoy!

[@guidoguido2245]

This is the only movie where actors look too young for their roles.

[@theoutsiderjess1869]

Facts the only believable one to me is Dylan

[@rosalinecapulet]

yeah it has serious high school play energy

[@hildahilda1823]

Bruh that tattoo artist giving him the bottle and recommending it to “ease the pain” is ridiculous because alcohol makes you bleed more which would make her job 10x harder (pretend I said 10x harden 😉)

[@miasma1718]

"you can't see it but i have a hand on my hip right now" i'm not going to recover from this video

[@MichaelChu]

The HARDON saga continues ☠️ can’t wait for the tour!!!

[@lipgloss675411]

hearing jon mention the glee project unlocked an ancient memory in my mind that was long forgotten

[@chelsea1062]

The line should have been, "Either you f**k me or you f**k off." Total mistop fortunity with That one guys

[@FirlowXD]

To be fair to After We Collided, it basically invented Slapstick Sex.

[@mechanomics2649]

What does "slapstick sex" even mean?

[@nevebee2389]

@@mechanomics2649 it’s like regular sex, but hilarity ensues

[@ZeroCCirc]

I thought that was "Good Luck Chuck"

[@tvpivm]

???? that has existed since forever in the comedy genre

[@neivilde.1242]

ok literally no one who watches after in commentary has ever mentionned the guy that one the glee project, so thank you jon for mentionning it! also you not making it to the contestants on the glee project was your biggest blessing lmao

[@aqvrival]

trin lovell mentioned it in her commentary!

[@neivilde.1242]

@@aqvrival i mean yeah it's trin she doesn't count she's the glee person

[@astoldbynickgerr]

Right!!!

[@kat_lynn_b3315]

Oh God, this director did Falling Inn Love too. Ooof 😬😬

[@PrettyMuchIt]

NO

[@kat_lynn_b3315]

@@PrettyMuchIt i know, I'm sorry. Probably not as sorry as he is though

[@kathyrose8750]

This was rated a 15 in the UK and as someone who worked at the cinema it was borderline worrying how many 12 and under kids tried to sneak into this - also how many parents fought you to let their kids see it.

[@foggy7577]

Id never even go near these films without your commentary, especially making fun of cole sprouse's mannerisms of a 45 year old mother " you cant see it, but i have a hand ON MY HIP!"

[@punyparkerr]

my mom is obsessed with the after books movies AND fan fictions (yes i live everyday in agony) so this video was really a treat for me, even better than the first one with curtis y’all did which i already loved. also the reference to the social network KILLED me.

[@PrettyMuchIt]

omg mom nooo

[@weiyin8046]

i am PRAYING for you omg. mums used to be obsessed with danielle steele or bodice rippers or whatever now its wattpad?????

[@happyjellycatsquid]

@@weiyin8046 Wow, bodice rippers are TRULY something

[@kodarpy]

the whole scene of all the characters scrambling to get ahold of Tessa in the hospital is the best thing in cinema

[@Iris-qf7yu]

So I accidentally skipped this movie and went straight to 3 when watching with you guys, so this is clearing up A LOT of questions I had

[@nickwojciechowski9525]

1. Great to see Jon back again so soon. 2. Out of all the idiotic writing in this movie, the thing that took me out of it the most was a licensed tattoo artist offering alcohol to a client before tattooing them. 3. THAT TWIST ENDING, WHAAAAAAT

[@stingingcake853]

lol, the tattoo artist thing had me going too. Like, tell me (the author) you don't know anything about tattoos/tattooing without telling me that.

[@NTWoo95]

Cole and Dylan went from Zack and Cody where they looked pretty identical in the first seasons, to Suite Life on Deck where it was easy to tell them apart but now they’ve gone back and I can barely tell which is which

[@Takaichi666-]

A Christmas themed funeral took me out 😂😂

[@alphadoggrito]

_Someone please make a compilation of Eric wheezing, his laughter is super contagious_

[@rono3457]

Jon: oh my god I know this actor Eric: don't tell me you went on a date with him. AGAIN.

[@carot2592]

hate that dylan didn't come back for the recent sequel. like he brings something to the movie in his screentime

[@KeterClassHistory]

The first After track is your best one of all time, and the sequel did not disappoint!

[@PrettyMuchIt]

thanks jason!

[@samarter7863]

God that’s such a wattpad thing to add childhood trauma to the mix at random. The writer get bored writing smut so they decide to throw in something else

[@table467]

I've been waiting for this one!!! Wooo!!! And with Jon omg

[@PrettyMuchIt]

enjoy taylor!!!

[@kelsiedonaldson]

I’m crying from laughing at this one😂 PMI and Jon Cozart is the duo I needed

[@sunnyxxdee]

Not you guys calling Dylan Cole I’m dying You never fail to make me laugh 😂 💀

[@KevinAM_]

“Can you guys see this kid too or is it just me?” 😂😂😂

[@christophercano8032]

He's meant to be a legaly distinct Harry Styles, but his whole energy is Offbrand-Andrew Garfield.

[@booktales1687]

That’s so oddly accurate

[@theoutsiderjess1869]

That's an insult to both Harry Styles and Andrew Garfield

[@ss75691]

PIN THIS COMMENT! Someone please!!

[@jadelizz4667]

that child legitimately was Brahms from The Boy

[@charlie-pn5xn]

as someone who has read many harry styles' fanfics after has EVERY element of a hs fic, every scene and subplot of this you'll find in wattpad

[@jennaB209]

That right there is why you always practice defensive driving. People can run a red light at any time. Always check to make sure the other person is slowing down on both sides before continuing through the green. Your PSA for today! Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. ✌🏼

[@FlynnTheRedhead]

1:49 Oh no it's BRAHMS

[@ca3208]

Oh I’ve been waiting for this one...TURN IT UP

[@davidshead1323]

These Netflix movies better be connected. I pray for the day that they wheel Noah Centineo out in a wheelchair, bald, and he winks at the camera and whispers "we've only just begun colliding"

[@malinicorrea9379]

I am so happy it took until the absolute last moment for them to realize it was Dylan not Cole

[@angusmarch1066]

>angry >gives of football hooligan/"that kid who got excluded from school but still hangs around the front gate" vibes >kinda violent >nasty drunk >embarrasses his girlfriend in front of people >lives in his car and not in a fun, cool way Like, what is supposed to be hot about this guy.

[@BenDiPaolo]

>british accent

[@imsadlol4528]

@@BenDiPaolo >tattoos

[@wespapes2054]

After We Collided, we had this moment of picking up our things. You had your Harry Style signed picture, I had my Cannibal Corpse tickets and I was surprised we got along After We Fell.

[@RazzleRyan]

I watched this on my lunch break at work and laughed so much my co-workers are giving me weird looks

[@baumchel]

I watch these After ones back so often, absolute gold- you should have Jon on more :^)

[@nataliaenriquez2467]

can’t believe im going to be in NYC during the LA show, and in LA during the NYC show

[@PrettyMuchIt]

NATALIA CMON

[@nataliaenriquez2467]

@@PrettyMuchIt JUST DO MORE SHOWS I PROMISE ILL GO

[@ArmanZaidi]

rip

[@gabriellevittor]

“oh my gosh your dad’s on Grindr” 😭

[@Lvny]

Them finding out in the credits that it was dylan sprouse 😂😂

[@dizzymisslizzy4569]

the fact that yall are calling dylan cole this whole time makes it so much better

[@kutjegodverdomme]

"You got a car? How many bedrooms?" I'M WHEEZING

[@EveryThingTHGT]

This was one of my favourite tracks so im so happy theres now a video for it!!

[@caulinwhitewater4118]

17:51 wow that twist at the end when wh thought that dude at the beginning of the video ended up being someone entirely different blew me away. 😱

[@m.donez8]

“This is like CHAPLIN!”

[@malecki2616]

I've never laughed harder in my life

[@jenniferruiz8915]

This is one of the funniest commentaries😂😂😂

[@MeredithVolkman]

I remember one of my high school best friends being obsessed with the fanfic. I wasn't as into 1D, so I never read it, and these movies are really convincing me I made the right choice lol

[@tery_freak2101]

Seems like Sprouse twins really have a bad luck in choosing the projects they´re in

[@operaghost1010]

Literally ended the video, clicked off, clicked back on, started it over from the beginning. Round two in a row baby!!

[@GAMEBUDZ]

My brother dresses like the sprouse guy at the bank he works at. He’s 22 and it’s hilarious.

[@jpcominatcha2278]

I was soooo sure that that was Cole Sprouse! Turns out the biggest twist of the movie was in the credits 😂

[@victoriaodegaard1]

Jon Cozart! You collab with some really cool people, Eric. Very excited

[@PrettyMuchIt]

the best dude!

[@stormyrosebud2878]

It is *hilarious* to me how much Eric always predicts correctly in these movies 😂😂

[@jillianc7485]

these videos simply wouldn’t be the same without eric’s wheezing

[@DemDoolies]

What the hell I never expected the first movie to get a sequel but damn it's still the best acted porn out there

[@MrHunterWiseman]

I love you, Eric. PMI brings me so much joy 🥲 thank you!

[@PrettyMuchIt]

❤️❤️❤️

[@omalleycaboose5937]

Me who watched all of Zack and Cody as a kid unable to understand how you can mistake one for the other

[@CyFiWasTaken]

It's not just Kidz Bop 50 Shades, it's the dollar store alternative Kidz Bop 50 Shades

[@genevieve5651]

Okay, wait. Did this movie just pull a Sweeney Todd with her dad at the end?? 😭

[@juliusweiss5447]

I was gonna make the exact same comment, lol. This movie would have been better if it ended the way Sweeney Todd did, though.

[@theflickchick9850]

"They're 19! They can't be drinking- THEY'RE OUT AT CLUBS!" Plot twist: Every drinking scene shown was actually in Canada. They travelled all the way to the nearest Canadian province just to drink.

[@hahayes2345]

Love the way you are social distancing on the couch

[@suttonsbuttons]

i can't bring myself to actually watch these movies but these narrations have me cackling XD

[@elliottsalibi]

ERIC I CANT BELIEVE YOU CUT THE FOOKING TREVOR LINE

[@isaacevilman7586]

Hardin hates it when women touch him and Trevor knows Hardin’s voice well enough to recognize him screaming on the other side of a door… Hmmmm… I’m not the only one picking up on these signs right?