We Made This Horror Game Funny

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The Quarry is a very FUNNY horror game that is SCARY but not really because it was actually HILARIOUS and TERRIFYING the game was also completely CURSED
Edited by: WillngLEE
#thequarry #altrive #quarry

[@coolmanoscar2030]

I swear any game by this developer is unintentionally hilarious. I would pay to watch altrive play the dark pictures anthology

[@alterrys]

You could straight up put the most horrifying game in front of Altrive and he will make it funny. That's a hit.

[@Kkyuri527]

You commented about it that’s a miss

[@Floofy_Fox_Gal]

Well that’s not what they did, bc this game is fucking hilarious

[@ordogordo6589]

Jacob really was the best character, he got them all stuck there so that dog man could eat :)

[@Floofy_Fox_Gal]

Wholesome

[@Jscon864]

But what about Dogman?

[@lilddm8558]

The scariest part of this video is when Altrive reads "FNAF" as "Friday Night Funkin"

[@Floofy_Fox_Gal]

Yo crazy PS pfp

[@lilddm8558]

@@Floofy_Fox_Gal Indeed

[@thatacnhkid]

The fact that they off the bat know that it's all dog man, assuming they're going in blind, is the funniest thing.

[@Jakey726]

they saw the twitch streamers playing it they probably just didnt remember 90% of it cause they all have short term memory loss

[@Cheesemongle]

@@Jakey726 honestly i have short term memory loss too so thats relatable

[@zanefr]

okay, so i watched charlie, condi, and ranboo play this and they did almost everything right and yet the outcomes of the choices were almost exactly the same. the game literally only lets you choose who dies.

[@trenchcoatguy5709]

This game left me shivering in my boots in fear. Dog man game was truly terrifying

[@lylelylecrocodile2538]

When I saw dog man in this comment I thought of the book series called dog man

[@atwistedb]

@@lylelylecrocodile2538 Dog man book is awesome

[@lylelylecrocodile2538]

@@atwistedb based

[@ThatWontHurt]

6:32 I feel bad for that twitch guy he reiterates that he said fnaf but they ignore him

[@atwistedb]

*fnf

[@spynix0718]

Best ending. Everyone is dead but Jacob and Bobby.

[@TEBArceus]

Altrive manages to make any genre into a comedy, as usual

[@itssovalentine]

Let's face it, Until Dawn and The Quarry are practically black comedies lol

[@GirlDotJpeg]

nah these games are already so bad that they're funny

[@dylndaviln3091]

I mean these games are already comedy

[@subcumin7410]

@@itssovalentine I mean I wouldnt bring race into it like you did but yeah this game is so unintentionally funny. The writing isnt written how people talk and the voice acting isnt spoken how people talk. The characters are always doing the L.A. Noire suspicious faces. The quick time events and dialouge choices seem to be purely cosmetic because the result is always the same regardless of what you do. A true masterpeice

[@itssovalentine]

@@subcumin7410 Is this a joke lmao

[@craig7415]

16:16 I dont think anyone has ever laughed harder ever

[@dubiouslittlecreature908]

the chris prat mario reveal

[@plantyt3246]

@@dubiouslittlecreature908 true!

[@crisperstorm]

The game is dorky as hell but holy shit does it fall apart towards the end with the old lady turning off the light and everyone just sort of watches each other do things without actually trying to stop them

[@theregularterrarian3933]

my favourite part of this game was when the decisions actually mattered (I hated the entire game)

[@donovanstewart698]

I need “what doesn’t kill you isn’t dogman” on a t-shirt

[@thediam0nddrag0n78]

Altrive is the kind of person that goes with the friend to their dying relative, but just beat-boxes to the heart monitor

[@mudkipfan2585]

If dogman has 1000 fans I am one of them, if dogman has 1 fan I am one of them, if dogman has 0 fans I am dead

[@hunterdoxtater7202]

My cinematic universes are crossing. Big T and altrive in the same video. Oh my my

[@firebolt1629]

I love the happy music as you see abigail's head

[@transcendedduck1564]

making a miss of a game into a hit- the Altrive way

[@tobiassp4207]

This was a wholesome video

[@Buttface]

It's so weird to see Dash activate KZbinr mode

[@sks3520]

Bobby, Jacob and Dogman are the only ones alive, best ending

[@dylo7564]

I can't believe they predicted the story by saying Dog Man.

[@sampvp134]

So close to perfect ending lol Dog man needed more blood

[@LYITN]

"what doesnt kill you makes you stronger" -me when i get hit by a semitruck but dont die and get put in a wheel chair

[@amoom1]

I am so utterly terrified of this game

[@isaaclewispiano]

Altrive somehow managed to get the best ending first try!

[@cherry_hedge]

This game is absolutely devious

[@NileMcKenna]

46:07 I love how Coryxkenshin referenced the exact same thing to this clip

[@brownie_nix5338]

This is the horror game equivalent of life is strange mixed with Minecraft story mode if it took itself seriously

[@Cheesemongle]

maybe the real dog man was the friends we made along the way

[@TheBlade-]

Dog man is the true protagonist of this anime

[@JawshYT]

This game was butthole

[@ned__schneebly]

Grr

[@masoncario1017]

Grr

[@silliestgoose92]

@@ned__schneebly whatever

[@masoncario1017]

@@ned__schneebly whatever

[@Tojux_]

Don’t swear please

[@theholyghost2006]

Quality content as always

[@YoutubePizzer]

Never have I seen a play through where they actively chose to get the worst ending possible

[@Dinoking1137]

Banger incoming

[@kofiswisconsin1552]

I think I've unironically have watched this video over 10 times already + all of the vods For some reason this shit is incredibly entertaining for me and I honestly don't know why

[@atwistedb]

Altrives editor been going off

[@clash_king1025]

This is the last video I expected Clash Royale jokes But I accept them they actually made me laugh

[@Jakey726]

i can already tell after 15 seconds of this video that altrive has a 0% chance of ever getting the best ending even under the best circumstances

[@SozaLKS]

That horror game is indeed HILARIOUS!

[@Jamesington1214]

Did altrive ever get age restricted for this or was it only Rtgames

[@antorequiem1205]

Ok i am actually angry that they killed Travis at the end

[@silliestgoose92]

hear me out here, *Bald-trive*

[@Graem101]

This game looks exhausting to play

[@Graem101]

*watch

[@leeshapon]

the credits music is fucking hysterical

[@richardnixonpog9925]

BIG DAY FOR QUARRY WORKERS

[@stinky9675]

AMEN BROTHA

[@lylelylecrocodile2538]

6:16 I agree with that chat comment

[@manakmishra]

Altrive becomes Ludwig??????

[@humpeau2931]

Is this an ad or something? Why tf was the intro like that

[@rainfall5953]

this thumbnail looks familiar

[@twippyy]

I LOVE DOGMAN!!!!!

[@NachoCrumbs]

This is epic

[@jackcrispy8794]

33:17

[@Joe_.]

Check him live.

[@puny2008]

wait ted raimi is in this

[@tbbbo]

Wait this guy isn’t bald, how does he host the bald podcast

[@brick5067]

at like 1:10:00 they said omg its july 7th and i thought wow what a coincidence look at my clock BOOM july 7th now what the flipping DEUCE

[@Dracodeusiren]

Ryan is the best character

[@myselfawesomedude1053]

Help Jawsh‘s happy wheels video is age restricted

[@Luke-jv3np]

I like how everyone who is commenting isn’t commenting on the video because it literally was just uploaded 2 minutes ago

[@damien688]

If dogman has million number of fans i am one of them 🙋🏻. if dogman has ten fans i am one of them. if dogman have only one fan and that is me 🙋🏼🙋🏽🙋🏾. if dogman has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth 😢. if world against dogman, i am against the world ❌🌍☄️.

[@Cemy_]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@elitobin]

Holy fuck...

[@foncess]

I love how every decision that actually did anything except the first one was just a good or explicitly bad choice. It's completely meaningless lmao

[@extrary]

Dylan looks like Yumi change my mind

[@sarin_becken]

Is he scared yet?

[@TG2513.]

My favourite part was when Nick said "it's morbin time" and morbed Abi

[@lunarcod7187]

"funny"

[@thetafritz9868]

Ngl intro kinda cringe but I don’t doubt it for a moment

[@jokesterrzerotheclown3199]

Ngl there’s some things of the story I do kinda like but there are a lot of parts that are…janky as fuck. Also the radio show credits kinda suck. Glad to see Jacob alive tho!

[@gab_gabriel7091]

what the fuck happened to the animation midway through the game?

[@zsasha2004]

Wow i love the walking dead

[@raymanaficionado5414]

you remind me of markiplier

[@hatefuleyebrows]

what the fuck is this intro

[@jeebe393]

he's being a youtuber

[@tposingukiki]

I was gonna say something mean, but I just got the pop up before I posted the comment saying “Don’t Be Cringe”, so now I can’t say it. Thank you for making me not post cringe.

[@maxg3140]

Okay wait but how did Nick and Laura die? I thought they could heal or whatever

[@plantyt3246]

Laura got cured or something. I wasn’t really paying a ton of attention to the game so I don’t even know who Nick is lol.

[@maxg3140]

@@plantyt3246 the guy with Laura who got his lower jaw ripped off

[@plantyt3246]

@@maxg3140 idk if he could cause I know Laura bit him but she was a human when she did it so I don’t think it fully counted so he didn’t get the healing

[@maxg3140]

@@plantyt3246 she bit him so he would heal though, and he did heal after that bite

[@plantyt3246]

@@maxg3140 I don’t remember him healing. I thought it wouldn’t work since she was still human when she did it and the curse hadn’t taken its full effect

[@blu3be4ry]

tl;dr altrive tries his best to not play a video game

[@RealmDragolord_X]

The dev: cooked up a deviously spooky and scary game that should absolutely terrify people Everyone that plays it: that guy just died a gruesome death that’s funny af

[@tposingukiki]

Just saying, you guys didn’t ruin this horror game, this horror game was bad and you made it funny.

[@kd5751]

Altrive if you actually haven’t played Until Dawn I really recommend it, waaayyyy better than anything they’ve put out since

[@caralambson]

Bro it's just as terrible as this game

[@suziebelle3738]

i.. genuinely doubt it.

[@SMBoiiii]

Mario

[@bigchaloog8810]

its not very brand newanymore wholesome

[@thedotgiver2820]

●

[@LeftforDeadZombie]

BASED

[@marmalademan4117]

Anyone else watching this video?

[@aleatheltrashcan478]

Altrive please get rid of the intro I’m begging you

[@washingmashine921]

Gotta say I'm getting tired of these intros in every videogame channel but I guess you gotta get the bag. Also holy shit this game is hysterical

[@manakmishra]

Sometimes its just better to say nothing. This was sometime

[@user-xo8ry7kl8n]

Hit

[@gabrielpardo1866]

Play house of Ashe's it will show you the power of Allah!

[@karl.d3993]

This isn't a new game + you basically just copied a Tommyinnit intro + L + you fell off, you're basically a fall guy and that's really cool

[@jeebe393]

but chommy is cringe

[@karl.d3993]

@@jeebe393 you're also cringe so it's okay :)

[@jeebe393]

@@karl.d3993 chommy innit fan gets defensive

[@karl.d3993]

@@jeebe393 if you say so. I wouldn't know

[@jeebe393]

@@karl.d3993 sure you wouldn't

[@zhoubiden6003]

Eww gross an intro

[@Carbon11200]

Not funny won't watch, find s normal job

[@YTkendog]

?

[@leeshapon]

i hope dogman gets you

[@Carbon11200]

O kurde!1!1!1!1 Serioo? 😨🥶😂🤣😂🤣💀😱😱😱