We Need To Talk About Lumi...

[@Tonbizzle]

I'm glad that Phase Connect is taking this matter very seriously. Just the other day I was trying to make myself a vodka lemonade, only to find out that my secret stash had been stolen. I could swear that I heard a white woman laughing in the distance as I cried, lemon-less and alone.

[@SHIKI_All_Caps]

She can't keep getting away with this!

[@Deck_Z]

He* it’s a man

[@redshipley]

Always knew that yellow woman was a menace! I stand with the victims! #JusticeForLemons

[@Dosko]

Thoughts and prayers with the victims of this citrusy tragedy. #JusticeForLemons

[@----x-----]

Lumi has gone completely insane, high on vitamin C, she is said to be hoarding more and more lemons. She needs help

[@OneTime836]

Who thought lemons would be safe with Lumi on the loose?!?!

[@Leuk0s]

We can HEAR your smile! There's no way you can say that with a straight face!

[@KingSerenade]

LIME-1-1 is just too good. #JusticeForLemons

[@MrNorker77]

This is just a frame! Dizzy is just trying to distract from her crimes. Lumi is innocent! #IStandWithLumi #JusticeForLumi #LemonsForLumi #LockUpDizzy

[@stevemanart]

take a second look at dizzy, its not lock up, its #TieDownDizzy

[@smugdoka1987]

I'm glad someone finally stood up and said it, her crimes go way deeper but i'm too afraid to publish the books considering the repercussions.

[@JarenceThatShowerGuy]

Those poor defenseless lemons. SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS ! #Justice4Lemons

[@123457474869]

I feel like it needs a "I'm Dizzy Dokuro and I approve this message" at the end

[@Owlcapone77]

Ah, I see the pink rabbit has gotten to you, too 🐛 lady. The star ✨ lady is the hero Phase Connect deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt her because she can take it.

[@Demonboy007]

If I had a nickle for every time I fell for a blue haired woman with big inspiration named Dizzy, I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but man it's weird that it happened twice. #JusticeForLemons

[@ImprovmanZero]

I see you also played the video game

[@PresidentFunnyValentine]

@@ImprovmanZero Who's the other Dizzy?

[@_Pikahiiri_]

@@PresidentFunnyValentine A character from Guilty Gear. She is married to Ky Kiske

[@reaps912]

This helps to explain why my old car got stolen I didn’t understand why anyone would want this absolute lemon, but it all makes sense now

[@RolyPolyGames]

I think I saw her... I heard noise outside in the night by my lemon tree. I went out there and shined a light thinking it was a deer but there was a hunched over figure chewing on some lemons. I shined a light in its eyes and they were super dilated it looked human but not human at the same time... It hissed and scurried off into the woods.

[@darkfeeels]

This was so good that it actually felt sincere for a bit

[@thegreatchrispy]

I'm just glad someone finally said what we were all thinking.

[@BigBroTejano]

How am I supposed to drink my iced tea without a freshly cut lemon? How I ask you!

[@desupocalypse]

Thank you for finally taking a stand, she has been getting away with this for too long

[@SYG_Aegis]

Don't worry Lumi, we will hide your lemons

[@max_power3239]

Thanks for this PSA

[@NicoDoesLP]

I fucking love you, Dizzy. Your voice is so relaxing and watching you makes me happy

[@DexusCh]

Im gonna engage with her, i'll fight Lemons with Lemons

[@Bucaneiro_]

Stay safe, everyone! And be sure to take your vitamin C while you can!

[@Nice_Hat]

The cut to the American flag. Perfection. #JusticeForLemons

[@balljointedmercenary]

real

[@Oscar_Cortes]

Sigh..... alright fine. I'll prepare the glue traps around the nearest grocery store.

[@Must_Broke_]

#JusticeForLemons

[@NullZer0_]

I always knew she would end up on the run. What a sad day good luck yellow woman

[@MrCRedfield5]

she can't keep getting away with it #JusticeForLemons

[@XarantaurTheWitness]

I forgot to watch Dizzys debut so my only exposure has been her "ze bugs shall rule ZE WORLD!" stream and these two shorts 😂😂😂

[@Deleran]

But do we? I feel like the less we talk about her, the better. It spares all of us the mental damage.

[@tristanrose5618]

this feels like Voight statement about homelander and I'm all fucking for it

[@Rad_Crab]

This is an outrage

[@dj_platinum]

We need to bring in this nefarious CRIMINAL into custody…..

[@TheSignPainter500]

Crying and shaking rn

[@Chris-P.]

How does she keep getting away with this?

[@leastmachine8693]

I thought this was going to be a class action lawsuit commercial. "If you or someone you know was injured by Lumi, please call."

[@gamerfourlife64]

I straight up thought something actually happened to her for a second i was worried >

[@LeafBug12]

Such important news delivered succinctly by our local PC Idiot 🙏

[@brianlee1828]

Lumi has taken our lemons

[@mknigh]

She cant keep getting away with it. I last saw her breaking out of jail

[@TheRagnarose]

She can't keep getting away with it...

[@scar240]

Such a criminal master mind

[@david_ca6]

She will get away with it.

[@Rensol_]

under her name "Idiot" that got me.

[@karenstarr]

I ain’t no snitch. Justice for Lumi!

[@Xiuhtec]

Saddest part is in Cali if she had only kept her lemon thefts below $1000 she'd not be in any trouble, but her failure to math may yet again be her undoing.

[@lowcusyellow]

No, not the lemons

[@Ava6581]

PHASE BETRAYEL

[@CrocvsGator]

Every Villain Is Lemons

[@Fallen-Saint]

Dokoro is sooo cute, this music makes it seem like she's a product

[@jajhsbabbwnsjsbbsjs]

Time to get the bois and stop this 🍋 madness..

[@Platum41]

Lumi stealing lemons seems like a dr doofenshmirtz's plan

[@Rickbane01]

What a citrus scandal

[@LosDog]

She better not be around my lemon tree.

[@G4merGalaxy]

The Lime-1-1 got me😂😂😂😂

[@kab6754]

Nooo, how else will I enjoy my Lipton ice tea and Denny's Grand Slam???

[@PenguinCommando5278]

Big lemon is not gonna take this lying down

[@DavidAragon13]

How can I make Lemonade now? Why Lumi?

[@elementalcolors4977]

Damn, just when I was gonna buy a Sprite.

[@123457474869]

Ah, Lime-1-1 Took a couple listens to hear that

[@Magicalcrap]

And now we know why the price of lemons has gone up to a dollar, Dizzy. Everything is connected, and they are watching you

[@grimreaper9121]

A menace to society.

[@erickjoestar1561]

The suspect is armed and dangerous? That's it I'm engaging

[@HugoSolisfraire25]

Pretty🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@backgroundnoise9310]

It's not theft if you really need those lemons.

[@ANanoMouse_jc]

Lumi who

[@screaper2717]

Blue woman slanders Yellow woman. Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

[@levicox3107]

No #DoCrimesGetLimes

[@unluckygenius3463]

The lemon woman can't keep getting away with this. If you see something, say something

[@S.A.O.D.A]

I trusted her...

[@Coolness01]

She's too good at talking. I nearly found myself dialing Lime-One-One

[@jellybones527]

Last I saw of Lumi she was in jail and trying to break out by using a banana tied to a stick as a pickaxe.

[@PreshaOrion]

In Lumi's lemon pic she looks like she got swatted on the nose with a newspaper and is still a little crosseyed. 10/10 edit.

[@qfifty3934]

my lemons!

[@Hekkaryk]

I always knew Loomi was a menace! xD Jokes aside, this is great

[@eddielombardo]

If I see her, I'll take vigilante justice and throw random stuff at her...on twitch.

[@axtremulus]

This bug waifu just saved my life omg

[@420noscopeyeetcannon2]

shes in france driving the nascar on the wrong side of the road!

[@Phyrrax]

Is the lemon stealing a reference to a cultured famous video? Was Lumi Joanna Angel all along?🤔

[@IncelopeMori]

just a pro tip, if you’re gonna beg for change don’t do it on the streets of LA. Literally anywhere else is better.(try Oregon)

[@SlicesLemons]

Im scared

[@mr.smiles3212]

Yellow woman did nothing wrong!

[@yoshi1hero]

It's Lumi Kaneko? I thought it was Kaneko Lumi all this time

[@samuelcastillo5246]

She's on my basement, but don't tell anyone 👀👀👀

[@imahoare4742]

LUMI IS IN MY HOUSE AND THREATENING MY SCHIZOPHRENIC DELUSIONS WITH A KNIFE!

[@erikjimenez8671]

#lemonlivesmatter

[@SoubaDelryn]

It cant be Kaneko "Fathands" Lumi. This is a smear campaign!

[@MCguy52]

Wait she's running from aquatic animals?

[@lemo2015]

Hello? Lime-1-1? There's a scraggly yellow lady at the Hamptons screaming about how nobody wants to groom her. Is this your suspect?

[@yakumoyomi5765]

Sorry, Bug Wife, but I will not snitch. #WeStanLemonWoman

[@TapirKing1]

I always did get bad vibes from the Yellow Woman.

[@Pers0n97]

Lemon stealing w...!

[@stevemanart]

Yellow woman good

[@ImprovmanZero]

Don't forget during a stream she stole my kidney.

[@Dawnseeker7819]

😅

[@Val_Blanc]

lime one one😂

[@hawooobakeinu]

KEKW

[@BigBadRedMantis]

Lumi run to Mexico to become a cartel leader :))