We Opened a Grocery Store

[@perturbedbatman2009]

Congrats to Smii7y for not giving the guy who gave $100 for a $6 purchase his change back in nothing but pennies, you’re a better man than me.

[@curlyfries3232]

We the same brotha

[@minegu-fu1ub]

We need to report the bots like this guy because he a real man to g good luck

[@bleh814]

@@minegu-fu1uba bot joined 12 years ago?

[@onebear6504]

As someone who may or may not be that guy, I just need the money in small denominations man! I'd run out of small change someday if I keep on using it so it gotta come from somewhere!

[@basicallyweird]

He the new Mr beast, but like without the drama n stuff

[@thecanadiandefender1451]

As a dude that's been working in a grocery store for 8 years, this video and all the jokes in it are all too relatable

[@Efor3mma]

REAL!!

[@RiddimSquad817]

You may be entitled to compensation

[@Vigorous_Potato]

@@RiddimSquad817grocery store worker? Entitled? Those words don’t belong in the same sentence Jk

[@kathiekitagawa4144]

Even the one when the car got tossed to another demention and came back?

[@lilJuiceBoxx]

@@kathiekitagawa4144especially that

[@zaahidessop7107]

BLARG - "I don't even think I'm having fun any more, i think I'm actually working" 32:23 😂😂😂

[@howardmurphy8019]

Welcome to my life.

[@RandumChann3l]

Poor guy💀

[@imrune4089]

​@@RandumChann3l let me a bit change it. How about just "poor"? (Joke)

[@TheBigGooper]

it's like that time he said ''its working time'' and he worked all over the place

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

Amazing 😂

[@ch1kn_tenders]

That 2nd to last car was just perfect, the incredible glitchiness was everything you would imagine, when bugging out the physics and breaking the game. Watching it twitch side to side, and even sink into the floor was amazing.

[@haleyhoward0629]

34:30 and beyond killed me the car flying is incredible

[@Seven-Seas-of-Baba-O-Riley]

32:57 "Oh oh, let's fill up Smitty, let's fill Smitty... I like that idea." -Nepo Baby Puffer, 2024

[@ajking8836]

nepo baby is crazy

[@RackersAutoDetailing]

@@ajking8836what does that mean

[@ajking8836]

@@RackersAutoDetailing tbh idk I know i believe it's a slur

[@Mr_Zeako]

@@RackersAutoDetailing you wouldnt know cuz you are one. If you dont know the reference you aren’t a real SMii7Y veiwer

[@rmd5235]

not a slur, lol. nepo is short for nepotism. google nepo baby for more ✨

[@Nahyoudontgetthat]

Fun fact: rats can subsist off of the glue used to seal most boxes and will often nest in said boxes when left undisturbed for long periods!....... Talking directly and specifically to you, Smiity! That's a proven fact!

[@poxeytheburgertarian]

Really? They eat the glue?.

[@Nahyoudontgetthat]

@@poxeytheburgertarian they're rats..... how can it surprise you that they eat anything ever?

[@rushrushw]

@@poxeytheburgertarianand they nest in it don’t forget that part

[@cybermelon21]

Budy you look you subsist of glue.

[@Sousaboi865]

Damn that’s crazy!

[@ratqueen1]

1:31 That shit is so true, unless you're the most extroverted people person ever ain't no one wanna work retail voluntarily lmfao

[@ninjacat2022]

2:17 i love how matt knew immediately what he was getting at

[@victorj.bencomo762]

Matt over here running the register and talking like someone working an actual retail job wishes they could

[@RHBR01]

5:08 My daily experience as a retail worker

[@theoneandonlysin]

i accidentally wrote “🎉” bc i was at the pool and i forgot my phone was in my pocket

[@NubE-Co]

Minimum wage can't support shit man

[@Real_Potato_Man]

​@@theoneandonlysin see? Even the water agrees

[@theoneandonlysin]

@@Real_Potato_Man yeah i could see that happening lmao.

[@BrunsonBeBallin]

33:27 Petition for part 2 just for that

[@PepsPlayz]

I’m two seconds in and already scared what these guys are gonna do 😂😂😂

[@eliasguzman6987]

Yep

[@JakeIsProYT]

Yay a real person in the at the front not a bot W🎉🎉🎉

[@ManaHarrell-ep5eq]

Lol

[@Joe_L_D]

Thank you for being a real person and not a bot in these trying times. They caused chaos, and then terrified themselves by getting eerily close to working a 9-5, which is the bane of all streamers 😂

[@omelett3281]

this is immensely inaccurate, no one ever working the cash register would ever be allowed to sit down

[@Onepine-dt4tj]

As someone who worked register for 3 years i can agree, you are never allowed to sit down

[@acejler7065]

@@Onepine-dt4tjidk where you from but in the eu in most places you can sit while working the cash register

[@wedgeantilles4712]

In Denmark, people working cashregisters in supermarkets actually sits, if the store has a counter, the worker(s) usually stands.

[@_sandy_]

USA moment

[@chelleygirl11]

only place a few grocery stores ive seen have chairs for the cashiers I don't remember the name of the store tho

[@goldenkirby2135]

@17:55 the pure retail rage comes out

[@zakirbakar3540]

Alcoholism off the bat, this bout to be good

[@erinmcmullen9498]

Glad we ain’t driving

[@TheVincenzoGaming]

@@erinmcmullen9498 Drunk Crashers give us Drunk Drivers a bad name

[@DigiDoesStuff]

@@erinmcmullen9498 Unfortunately*

[@Crinlask]

*1 MILLION BEERS*

[@CanadianToaster22]

@@erinmcmullen9498 you mean sad, not glad

[@LiamDeege]

5:09 Killed me so hard LOL

[@remcomen111]

27:07 I really expected Blarg to say "Womp womp" to that information.

[@shoulderpyro]

unfortunately for you, Blarg has enough braincells to not use that. Which is a surprise to me too, given how easily he was distracted by wallpaper

[@Heroo01]

"womp womp" is only said by terminally online losers lmfao. such a stupid "phrase"

[@tac7288]

​@@shoulderpyroHave you seen matt Yes he would lmao

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

Lmaoooooo 😂

[@Violent_Ashes]

This is a perfect example of a game you buy, play once and never again. But its worth every penny for that one time

[@br12zy41]

where can i buy it i cant find it on steam

[@jesper5560]

Ya'll NEED to play this again, I had a blast watching this

[@Gh0stly_fell0w]

I love when SMii7Y hops on the Trend Train, it's so fun!

[@JustGhosT2629]

This is the earliest I’ve been to a smii7y video and I’m so happy about it

[@filipino_juice_]

same

[@MonkeyWick-uj9eh]

Same

[@L14M.07]

Same opened KZbin and saw 40sec ago

[@deoandrellamido173]

Yessir

[@DaLegoGuyyyy]

Same

[@wolfoxMineblox]

34:58 OMG BRO PLEASEEE THAT CAR'W GOING TO SPACE LOLLL

[@KasperReacts]

Couldn't stop laughing 😂

[@gojocat1230]

@@KasperReactsme to i was dying on the floor😂😂😂

[@royaldragon543]

I started dying when it came back

[@sdfrch]

i lol'd

[@Heroo01]

@@gojocat1230 too

[@Loveboytoyou]

I genuinely work at a grocery store and watched this on break! I wish this was how work was. Just npcs, random glitches and my goofy friends doing dumb shit.

[@DJresnoGaming]

0:12 THEY AIN'T PRIDE FLAGS BUT I SURE AM PROUD 🦅🦅🦅🫡🫡🫡

[@Kadu_Green]

RAAHHHHHH🦅🦅🦅🦅

[@TheTruepanther]

Well, I'm proud our country doesn't allow persecution based on people's sexuality at least.

[@DJresnoGaming]

@@TheTruepanther 👀 Keep believing that buddy.

[@TheTruepanther]

@@DJresnoGaming Right, because you believe that it's not true, it isn't. Give me one genuine example of it happening in modern day American and I promise I'll relent, simple as that.

[@therebellion96]

24:55 I don't know why John saying this tickled me so much! 😂

[@OctPumpkin22]

It was so fluid😂😂

[@Guywhomakesskitz]

14:43 cant stop the A-train baby #2 (Edit: the car was blue

[@ammar_abcd]

lmaoo

[@brixtergeronimo3352]

20:13 the joke speaks for itself

[@charlesbradshaw5183]

The NPC was definitely racially motivated

[@nickew6543]

The sign at 35:26 was definitely from Kryoz

[@Dead_Void_Family]

I would love to yall play this again!😂 The chaos was to great.

[@miguelangelo2871]

16:04 "Sorry can i have a red-" "Did you say one million beers?" Handsome guy filter*

[@blackphoenix9000]

Smii7y out here channelling all the dominative energy of a grocery store manager.

[@justblasia403]

This video was way too funny. I got inspired to play this game with my friends but I downloaded the wrong one! But it's even better! Supermarket together is free on steam and I hope Smii7y and play it someday!

[@everettbernsen46]

a very small bit, but probably the best thing is the Buc-ees reference, as I work overnights there.

[@zluem9523]

Yo know it is a good video when the intro is beer

[@ScareSans]

29:46 based reference from Puffer

[@tytoalbasoren9457]

Good to know im not the only cultured man here to notce tht as well

[@mochithemuffinnut6778]

He really does sounds like the vendor cabbage guy 😂

[@freddiefishton]

27:28 fuck it, we woke up

[@Swagdalfthepimp]

oh hell no😂

[@serenestateofbeing1062]

Backyard BBQ and one armed cook were my favorite videos of all time. This one fits that vibe and I love it

[@tymas2020]

2:47 2x speed smii7y's laugh it's hilarious

[@DrewSavo]

13:16 King of Pop Energy

[@originalitydied1516]

If you guys do happen to play this again, instead of having to close and reopen the register again for every time that you've fucked up with change, you can just right click on the dollars or coins in the register you've accidentally took out and it will put it back. This video is hilarious and I'm going to have to try piling the boxes outside for people to run over with my friends now.

[@Reze-APT]

18:03 I can't stop laughing and it's 3:05am 😭

[@RaymondTaylor-n4s]

Didn’t even watch the whole video😢

[@A_name03]

@@RaymondTaylor-n4sthen why are you commenting?

[@johnnyhooper6565]

Bro this video made my day😂

[@mikkelelkjer4254]

LETS GO smii7Y dropped!

[@Orangeninja-vv5fh]

2 weeks after puffer!

[@S0KL0_]

34:44 When you have mastered elden ring

[@BloodMageOptic]

Smii7y is the definition of chaotic but chill

[@warriorwolf3047]

Agreed

[@emmerzleigh5540]

Chilotic

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

2:22 PERFECTION! 😂

[@XWinterPhoenixX]

for someone who actually works in a grocery store, this is just hilarious and slightly accurate.

[@NorthernLaw_]

These videos are a great way to find new party games to play with my friends

[@gctypo2838]

9:05 If I walk into a store in the middle of the desert and see four flags on the wall like that, I am walking the fuck out; I'm probably about to get shot at that point.

[@naldo9168]

25:25 relatable, felt it in the soul

[@Goji_15]

We need more of this, I had a blast watching this

[@VilgotHedlund]

34:58 "I know a shortcut" ahh car

[@Will-uw8zr]

Always a good day when Smii7y uploads

[@Secarious]

It's been a while since I've laughed this hard. Well done fellas.

[@jaicey-kf6ii]

34:50 just watch and see❤😂😂 the sport car

[@Badrthanu_channel]

Please play more of this

[@smonkcat7747]

16:03 & 22:00 "1Million Beers you Said?" Moment

[@Xp_Iggy]

2:01 "I didn't actually wanna be a lady!" Story of my life

[@SilverSturm]

Man I didn’t want to be a man. I feel you brother

[@artifalse]

SAMME

[@sosig7488]

same

[@Art3mis-Silverheart]

other way round for me

[@thatoneguy2468]

transmascs unite!

[@beaxgamer]

15:53 Smitty transitioning to Trump 😂

[@SpelVarld]

there is one called supermakret togehter that is free to play too

[@P44ters]

you guys have to do it again

[@cpatt-_-]

1:30 Puffer: “I kinda wanna work in retail.” Dude I can assure you, you really, really don’t. And domino’s doesn’t count at all.

[@sdivine13]

Domino's sure as shit counts, they just don't get the "Can you check the back"

[@Darkoriax17]

As somebody who’s spent his entire 20s in customer service, yeah, Domino’s and every other fucking food service and retail place shares this pain.

[@MonstaGamez]

30:00 best part

[@autismrk8636]

21:43 legendary store name 😂

[@jonashartman3059]

Smii7y, man, you absolutely should do more of this series! I had a massive grin on my face the entire time watching you and the gang finding your way around retail. 😂😂😂 Wish I had friends to try and play this with, it would be a blast!

[@revichairindra]

12:46 imagine when customer shoplifting and see this 😂

[@pirorirorin]

tf2 lore 19:19

[@wilk4644]

I was about to type it 😂

[@JethleSingson]

Heh lol

[@BontaviousJr]

We need more of this fr

[@Pinkcircleguy]

1:02 OH BOY, BEER?!?! HELL YEAH

[@nicolelin7752]

HELL YE-🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[@Maple_Tachibana]

20:00 most hilarious part 😂😂

[@gijoemasters]

As someone who worked in a grocery store, this was so painful. I loved it

[@raphaeldagamer]

I can count change better than SMii7Y.

[@ZnarfyTheNoobie]

33:54 This is "Let's game it out" shit

[@IKEA-MINECRAFT-LAND]

Real

[@enish24]

34:19 greatest idea they ever had

[@not_theone8196]

0:24 Woho blarg moments in smii7y video

[@Kupolikop._.]

This makes me miss ranch simulator 😔

[@Hendrix_2011]

2:06 FUCKING GOLDEN MOMENT

[@Ryokugyu.]

13:49 the moment of realization

[@goldboy1264]

I don’t understand

[@BlueThunderO7]

05:55 oh the irony. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@SnickLol_YT]

You should play this game again when it gets a update

[@HamiShalchi-n9n]

More of this game

[@thiseditor4750]

34:38 no one gonna talk about the sign-?

[@TheLoyalShinobi.]

13:40 The store name makes a lot of sense now lol

[@KKING3]

hey guys funny thing is im watching the video while im working in our retail store and actually you guys are doing way better than me

[@oatmealman4743]

Lol red hats don't shoplift, they terrorize 😂

[@gmacfila9229]

every dollar general anywhere

[@izaya2392]

i laughed so hard i shitted

[@heatherkinney2677]

Same

[@GriffinBozo9]

so you shit yourself

[@firstname7479]

I love smithy vids

[@TYPICALJN]

0:56 is just to good of a store name😂🤣

[@isaigarzaherrera216]

WE NEED MORE RETAIL STORE GAME

[@thatoneguy2468]

"No i dont wanna be a woman!" Cracked me up so bad. Average trans guy experience fr

[@owlsofthenight_yt2000]

This is pure comedy ❤

[@calebthompson4494]

Idk if anyone caught this but at 27:37 and if you slow it down all the way, it’s funny! the lady’s face😭

[@calebthompson4494]

Start at 27:36

[@mr.t41949]

@@calebthompson4494 you have to pause the video first

[@LosPollosEmployee]

0:05 new norm ahh

[@anotheremaillastname9592]

ass*

[@AzyKaiju]

I just finished watching a YTP of New Norm 😂

[@Koslity]

I’m edgeing

[@Koslity]

Rn

[@Pilbrabandit]

Who hates that lately the top comments on smii7ys videos have been bots

[@maxthompson6360]

Best vid yet❤❤

[@SamuraiGod66YT]

Hey SMii7Y I'm a big fan, and you might not see this. But you should play supermarket together, it's fun and you can do much more then this game, and there are more better update soon I think. But I have been watchin your vids for 2 years and all your vids make me laugh and smile!!!!!! ❤❤❤

[@asgerpedersen6783]

12:54 i love this part😂

[@Boywholikecat]

feel like that type of stuff that let's game it out would do

[@GreenShadowTV]

As a man who does work retail, it's not that bad, but there are some people who are really sensitive over the small things