We Opened An Illegal Restaurant. It Made Millions.

[@lukeolenchak4521]

90 percent of gambling addicts quit right before they can afford a new microwave

[@marshtomp8]

90% of gambling addicts quit before they realise you can get "free" money from the bank

[@Pain_train_wielder]

@@marshtomp810% of gamblers know you can get free money from the bank by gambling

[@alexcrazy1492]

Be the change you want to see in the world

[@Ryann9]

90% of gambling addicts quit right before they hit the jackpot. The remaining 10% quit because they realized that bank fraud is the big jackpot.

[@BaconDaJaeger]

10% quit before they can afford 300 more microwaves

[@vikisonlyhereforthevibes]

They logged on, cooked 2 dishes, immediately got addicted to this universes gambling, and eventually simulaed radiation hell with microwaves, and I have whiplash from watching it

[@maxdragon5043]

I love the fact that 1/3 of this video is about "Schlatt" cooking while Charlie and Charborg goofed around, the next 1/3 is about them gambling, and then the last 1/3 is them committing bank fraud.

[@SarudeDanstorm]

Nothing can define these guys more perfectly

[@spap6407]

But in the end its all about microwaves

[@user-jc6uy8ze4q-YourManEaston]

You forgot about the microwaves

[@Carmine_Official]

Why is Schlatt in quotes?

[@squashiiTV]

@@Carmine_Official Don't you mean "Schlatt"

[@strongerthanever2039]

This story really shows that gambling just doesn't pay off. Shady business and bank fraud on the other hand...

[@inkyisdreaming]

What do you mean? Without gambling, they would have never even discovered bank fraud

[@thedemoninyourcloset.]

@@inkyisdreaming They say that desperation breeds ingenuity, and by god these guys were desperate.

[@TECh-wg7mv]

LGIO begs to differ... That man knows how to play

[@CallofFreaky]

It only pays off if you aren’t a quitter

[@SunshowerWonderlab]

Bank Fraud is just Gambling for Adults, innit?

[@judesliggoo]

17:05 I love how buying the microwaves actually ended up making them more money

[@marshtomp8]

Selling those microwaves was a slippery slope to committing bank fraud

[@rytb09-gaming]

14:04 Schlitterbahn screams like he just lost a check

[@vivi_needssleep]

What a turn of events

[@sharplily]

slimecicle is a narrative genius

[@collectmyhandles]

​@@sharplilyi see you everywhere, and i'm gonna say one thing. you're awesome

[@pigoverlord8250]

Imagine, you live in a town. A new kebab shop opens up. They make 2 meals and the employee eats both. Then they go to the bar and start gambling, lose it all, very next day, they have hundreds of thousands of dollars. Hundreds of microwaves arrive at their doorstep, moments later, the entire city blacks out. And the house they seem to live in blows up shortly after.

[@Simon_Dunkaccino]

this the type of shit to happen in a town where absolutely nothing does and it’s remembered forever

[@iron8te610]

What a beautiful story...

[@maddogcode6913]

My guy I tried to read your comment, then started dying of laughter at "they make 2 meals and the employee eats both." I have not stopped laughing yet! When worded like that this shit is funny! XD

[@leopardman]

And not once do they make a singular kebab

[@wynautwobbuffet956]

the new twilight zone episodes are crazy man

[@furiousgarfer4991]

29:45 Charlie calling the Cask of Amontillado "the Count of Monte Cristo" was funnier than it should've been

[@planetary.sparrow]

ikr I've been scrolling through the comments looking for someone else that caught that lmao

[@ivysummers81]

Yeah, I noticed that too, lol.

[@alexcrazy1492]

Thank god it’s not just me 😂

[@PinnePon]

I thought the count of monte cristo was one of the people that got bricked in. Like the lady that bathed in blood

[@skyfox3251]

I think he said Chrispo lol

[@strawbellyfish]

What am i supposed to watch after this? What could possibly beat this? Is the rest of my life downhill? Will i ever be happy again? Do i need to buy a microwave?

[@GranTober]

Embrace its warm glow

[@namelesscatW]

Buy a microwave, strawbellyfish. Buy the microwave..

[@feixou.]

take out a loan with friends

[@Sup_Aqualine369]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h4GsiGlrpq-iatEsi=jSgh68hLE2PGeHU_

[@Canned_toaster0]

Buy the microwave

[@LogicalLog]

I just had this weird dream of guys covering up their entire house with microwaves... anyways I have this strong urge to gamble

[@LogicalLog]

dam i lost it all :(

[@white-fc5ys]

Have you tried taking out a loan?

[@HeyImRancover]

Lets all take out a loan together

[@Sphinxinator]

Press the loan button on the count of 3 3, 2, 1…

[@HeyImRancover]

@@Sphinxinator I’ll pay it off

[@joe-4]

"I'm going all in!" -$0.0 LMAO

[@CallofFreaky]

Me paying rent

[@gusharman6403]

@@CallofFreaky Have you tried taking out a loan with some friends?

[@vandakarabeyan899]

30:13 And after 80 years, people kept hearing constant microwaving so they called the cops and the cops found the bodies of three men encased in a microwave prison.

[@Itishereitiscomming]

O N L Y MMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[@bean9786]

this video gave me 17 previously undiscovered forms of cancer and I can't breathe from laughing

[@LunaCorart]

No I think you can't breathe because of the cancer

[@blobvisfan666]

I think your problem is that you don't have enough microwaves

[@_velvet_2744]

Have you tried microwaving the Cancer??

[@VolcanicoD.S.]

Legitimately almost pissed myself from watching, also inherited the great microcancer

[@peachiihiira]

THESE REPLIES ARE KILLINGGF MR

[@WreckinPoints11]

Charborg: Actual caveman Charlie: Hello neighbor fell into the oven Jared Schlatt: Literally just him in real life

[@Echosofthepast0]

It's so weird to see his character genuinely look like him and also hilarious at the same time-

[@apairofsteeltoedboots4729]

Wrong: schark doesn’t pay loans

[@papyrusplays6021]

Wrong, charlie is hello neighbor fell into the microwave

[@tzatwar]

watched charborgs vid already & had No idea his character was naked the whole time

[@chippler5822]

This is like claires B story level reveal

[@charlieberrell4401]

the lesson we learned here; instead of working your 9-5, take out illegal loans and gamble all your money you stole from the government

[@ni__wolf143]

And encase your house in microwaves, feel their warmth, let their warm glow in, I know you want to

[@-TVKiko-]

The genuine anger I felt whenever charlie ate a dish was startling

[@st4rdyy]

I was DYING

[@monsterberger7728]

Right? I'm so fucking pressed lmao

[@Businessgoose124]

6:43 i love how for just a moment, charlie realizes the absurdity of the situation before slipping back into character

[@tobywaterlily6068]

The pure sound of horror and desperation in schlatt’s voice when he asks “Are you drinking the sunflower oil..? 🥺” had me ROLLING.

[@wafflegamez77]

Immediately getting this game to become a master of bank fraud.

[@xsalixartz59]

I really want to as well, but I don’t have many friends anymore that have a computer and can play Steam games 😭 So essentially I can’t exploit the duplication glitch (if it hasn’t been patched yet)

[@assaultarmy562]

Cooking with Schlatt is something I wouldn’t wish on even Gordon Ramsey

[@Alfiethegamerr]

Charlie is probably the only person in this world to go from working a Kebab Restaurant to gambling, and then finding a loophole in the economic state in this game

[@meatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatme]

I mean.. there are two more people in this video doing that. but sure.

[@gaIIowsCaIibrator]

That was charborg

[@anomaleigh1694]

26:45 The addition of the Balatro music is such a nice touch lmao

[@EngineerGamingEngineerGaming]

SOMEBODY ELSE NOTICED IT

[@dazna9381]

just got off a three hour achievement spree and thought i was going insane omfg

[@Duckkiee]

"Jschlatt" saying ':3' has changed something in me fundamentally

[@emilyd4469]

Im sobbing, this is one of the funniest things ive ever seen

[@charm359]

i am you. we are one. i can not breath with the amount of air running away from my lungs to 'laugh'

[@immafunnygurl]

@@charm359it’s midnight and my child and fiancé are sound asleep. I’m about to bust a kidney from holding back cackles. I am one with the microwave. Help.

[@DarleneVoidDragoncat]

18:17 When they all sat down and the music started playing, I KNEW something bad was gonna happen

[@Aurora-kt1co]

It is incredible how utterly the boys managed to destroy this game, and how little they took advantage of it, beyond filling their house with hundreds of microwaves.

[@josiebianchi3481]

Charlie took so much radiation to the skull he mixed up the Count of Monte Cristo with the Cask of Amontillado

[@ariature]

You know shit gets real when Schlatt is the least chaotic one

[@Pat_Cool]

29:49 honestly sounded like a guy in the machine to capture SCP 106 the femur breaker.

[@radiated_penguin1429]

this video had me laughing the whole time, i just love how the glitches make it so much funnier

[@calathealancifolia958]

29:38 I love how he says The Count of Monte Cristo instead of The Cask of Amontillado

[@planetary.sparrow]

using the bank fraud money to fill the house with microwaves GOT me I can't think of the last time I laughed this hard

[@immafunnygurl]

The way Charlie IMMEDIATELY bolts to go buy microwaves at the mention of the idea killed me

[@mr.maxywaxy1536]

13:25 "... I'm so hungry" has me actually balling! this whole bit has my stomach hurting from laughter!

[@mr.maxywaxy1536]

almost forgot Schlatt at 14:04 did a Crazy Dave scream

[@Seagull110]

Goo Goobie.

[@georglutzenkirchen3289]

how

[@xxskyxx5371]

Goo Goobie!

[@Muffin11234]

Maybe

[@Ghost-bs4yo]

Goo goobie

[@CaLiagachA]

Good goobie

[@void-creature]

28:16 the "NOT ANYMORE" surrounded by dozenz of humming microwaves is just the perfect response XD

[@Goblin_With_A_Fungus]

A masquerade of divinity May these metal walls creak. Is that a sound in he distance? No. Merely a scream. No light. No sound. No sight. No memory. It is not fate which feeds the children to the dogs. Only us.

[@imliterallyJD]

Wow that’s so sigma dude

[@Crocmanawsome]

Yes light, the microwaves are on.

[@Goblin_With_A_Fungus]

@@Crocmanawsome ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Beset by enemies.

[@lukethe_idiot]

what is this a quote from?

[@Goblin_With_A_Fungus]

@@lukethe_idiot Me.

[@glenncespedes5380]

Never thought Schlatt would be the reasonable out of any group

[@TechnicSix39]

They started by making a smiley face with ketchup and ended by recreating the cask of amontillado with microwaves

[@cwix1727]

When Charlie ate the dish I was drinking hot chocolate and I spilled it all over myself cause I was laughing so hard

[@M000NiN]

lore accurate representation of how they tried to kill springtrap:

[@gaIIowsCaIibrator]

Like, thrice

[@THE-SNAP-DRAGON]

I love how the video starts and ends the same way, *M* *I* *C* *R* *0* *W* *A* *V* *E* *S* with a bit of “schlart” Ramsey in the middle

[@Dr.pepper457]

Charborg and Charlie plus schlatt is just a recipe made to take a decent chunk of San Francisco off the map

[@Crocmanawsome]

I'm a goose I think maybe WE GETTING SALMONELLA W THIS ONE ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ Who knew running a restaurant was so easy?

[@salmonellaII]

i knew

[@Crocmanawsome]

@@salmonellaII oh mb

[@Deoogey]

I LOVE GAMBLING!!!!!!!!!

[@LMay11037]

I loved the bit where they ran a kebab shop

[@mindingmybuisness2534]

Timestamp?

[@julkawojtachnio6265]

For anyone wondering the game they're playing is called Kebab Chefs!

[@KingTv.]

I never know what to expect going into one of these videos... but this one... I didn't even know what to expect after having watched it.

[@T0ASTIEST]

In reality, the gambling we made along the way was the restaurant that mattered all of the along

[@indi-rosefillbrook249]

moral of the story: open a shop, buy a microwave, become broke, gamble and commit bank fraud.

[@lc4546]

THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES

[@epic6501]

the pov trilogy is complete. schlatts, charborgs, and finally slimecicles povs are finally ready to be examined by the world.

[@ZombiePolish]

If Schaltt is here, there's bound to be internal chaos

[@atlasatlantis22]

Schlatt's character looking just like him is great

[@memes4all857]

My family has been in debt for the past 16 generations I think I might do some diy cooking tonight

[@MaxMiranda-lr9mg]

I feel like if Schlatt owned a restaurant he’d get an aneurysm

[@aydenlokey3641]

Charlie, Charborg, and Schlatt is the trio I never knew I needed.

[@_wasSTE]

This feels like a fever dream

[@_wasSTE]

I love microwaves

[@garrito1016]

This video almost made me throw up from laughing, Charlie eating all the chicken legs was killing me.

[@Jimmy--Little]

This video had such a, Let's Game It Out vibe to it!

[@NAMA912]

So true he would probably fit in great

[@afj4437]

2:02 the “ oh my god” sounded so disappointed 😂

[@Average_Dirt]

I'm an entrepreneur and I brought up this exact idea in a meeting! Me and a few friends kickstarted a restaurant and I gotta say... the microwaves bring in SO much profit! People can't get enough of the microwaved wagyu!

[@bungerimpact]

Omg yes I loved Charborg's perspective I can't wait to watch your perspective

[@gothnerd88]

This has become my new comfort video, please enjoy the unreasonable amount of views

[@sophiedenhartog1210]

wouldn't be a slimecicle video without a gambling addiction and bank fraud

[@MysticalOriginz]

The count of montecrispo is so much funnier than the cask of amontillado

[@KN1GHTCRAB]

its so funny how accurate schlatt's character is

[@Rojo7500]

i love how every one of your videos ends up with the most batshit insane trip ever

[@NebulaIsMundane]

Revisiting this video because I can hear the microwaves in my soul

[@Snorish.]

any video that includes schlatt and charlie just makes the video already 10 times better

[@RoseJKers]

I love the fact I can watch this form all angles and it doesn't get boring

[@Thepopmario]

When Charlie started eating the chicken legs I started laughing so hard and so long that I started to cry.

[@doorknob7420]

this is a great group for videos like this

[@CoastingKitty]

Slimsicle I just woke up after the worst sleep I've had in awhile, and I think it's because in my dream you made a video called "°The Pac-Man Movie made me cry", which then sent me and my friends on the adventure of watching the Pac-Man movie. We didn't even get to see it until we went to sleep within the dream, and Pac-Man didn't even get to show up Please make that video, Mr Sicle. Okay I need to go back to sleep again. (P.S. the bad sleep might've also been caused by bad meatloaf)

[@solpetals]

I love seeing charborg doing stuff with charlie and schlatt it makes me so happy

[@Spadesgaming1]

Charborg: gets money Also Charborg:"We could fill the entire house with Microwaves. We could line the walls with Microwaves."

[@marycom15]

I think he took all the "i want to put him in a microwave" comments a little too seriously

[@ItzmeNocx]

Who said money can’t buy happiness 27:20

[@ruthavilla7035]

Schlatt's "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" was something I felt on a personal level.

[@tencniv2735]

dopamine at its peak. Thank you slime. Thank you

[@SecondaryHaha]

how does this guy just pump out bangers back to back to back

[@joecunningham9163]

honestly best story arc ive ever seen

[@notsusanna7485]

We getting a dosage of 1 schlattillion Rads/sec with this one 🔥🔥🔥

[@yingbiyu9425]

Honestly going through an intense gambling arc and committing bank fraud is just a typical kebab shop bossman backstory

[@FemboyCat420]

14:03 when the zombies get to my house

[@nixon.miller]

THERES NO WAY

[@activelyperformingmitosis]

this was actually the funniest video ever i have not laughed this hard in a while

[@chuckangrybird-k7k]

could you imagine being the landlord of the house and coming back to see 3 insane dudes dead in a pool of active microwaves

[@Swag_ster]

This could be a plot for a regular show episode 💀

[@Goosethemup]

14:03 scream of anguish

[@crayonjared]

I watched charborgs video on this and I'm just realizing that at the end, when Charlie said "the count of Monte Cristo," he was probably talking about "the cask of amontillado" lol

[@-JacksonSwain-]

This truly is “The Microwave Trio”

[@beewebb5366]

as someone who works in the restaurant industry, everything shown in this video is 100% accurate and common practice.

[@domdomdom6240]

shit myself at work crying watching this, banger video as always. we miss you Charles, forever in our hearts.

[@sillyviolet11]

I LOVEEEEEE GAMBLEING ALSO FINALLY MORE JSCHLATT AND CHARLIE CONTENT HOORAY

[@mojomitts]

I had only watched Charborg’s perspective so I was completely unaware he was playing a literal caveman while y’all were normal.

[@Person0193]

Slimecicle never fails to fill us up with his ooey gooey content

[@thatchick-qh9eu]

Charlie's videos are perfect to watch while playing kenshi, keeps the chaotic energy going

[@gaIIowsCaIibrator]

Misread and thought he made a kenshi video. tragic

[@frickenidiotgod4439]

love that the ending of this video is just that one scene in mgs5 where snake crawls through the microwave hallway

[@Agent5-ip5zo]

I love how everyone played it like a Let’s Game It Out video except for Schlatt who is the one person that I’d expect to do that

[@lettuceforlife4827]

This feels like an it’s always sunny episode ✋😭

[@jriddleeleven]

This is art. The skyrim 100 mods was my old favorite. This is easily just as amazing.