We opened the DEADLIEST PUB in Chernarus! (DayZ)

[@FreshSpawns]

What NEW BUSINESS should we start next? Comment your ideas below! 👇

[@matdatduck4784]

Car dealership, tricky one

[@skin7946]

Selling guns

[@skajooodle]

Protection.

[@deathhand1654]

A little shop of curiosity or horror 🙏

[@bobcrutch8905]

How about a butchers shop ...selling the special stuff

[@pkn4t3]

You guys make me want to hop on DayZ every time I watch a video, so hilarious every time keep it up fr

[@Zombieland2024]

Same lmao

[@85PLAINLAZY]

My word's exactly my son and I just watched this laughing right through it.

[@kalobpowers9907]

Me and my brother poisoned a guy to death over the course of 45 minutes yesterday, whilst also feeding him Ya Ya meat, all while making sure he had absolutely no idea why he was puking every 20 seconds. I don’t think people really appreciate HOW MUCH petrol you can drink before you die and how difficult it is to poison people for such a long time without them knowing. But we finally did. You guys are insanely good at it and you make it look so easy!

[@forthemanynotthefew5243]

It's hilarious when the other players go along with it. "Drop the cereal." LMFAO 🤣😅😂

[@Reth_Hard]

This guy was a "cereal" killer! Do you get it? Cereal... Serial... LOL

[@bootyclappinghydrationtank818]

Start a gun store with only empty, jammed and ruined guns, to check how trustworthy your customers are

[@ianbattles7290]

90% of people are assholes who would immediately try to murder them.

[@Atrophy]

I'd love to see that

[@BlameLucy]

Yes plss I hope they do this

[@MattChoo93]

"Shall I tickle him" "Would you rather have a bullet in the knee......you can have the banana" My favorite parts lol

[@dabbatron420]

Mannnnn, this was so much fun to watch! Your guys content is top notch and always a treat to consume! Great work gentlemen 🍻 keep it coming.

[@FreshSpawns]

Cheers Dabbatron! 🍻

[@denniscrane9753]

Yes cheers 🍻 Dab! Cheers 🍻 George and John!

[@jax1411]

Can't wait!! FreshSpawn Mondayz best dayz of the week!!

[@FreshSpawns]

See you there Jax! 🍻

[@benben4967]

Bar bar bar bar bar... dont ask me why i like to say bar. There is just something special about it. My whole life I have been searching for a word that brings peace, joy and pleasure. Congratulations boys, you just found me my favourite word! I am endlessly thankful and will look up to you and your astonishing capabilities of finding good words. This might seem crazy to you, but I am a man of my word... when I was in Peru practicing my word finding skills I told my master I was willing to give a potato to the one (or two) people who finds me a word to hold onto, care about, live for and always be there for. You know, the potato is a symbol of Peru. It’s were humans first started growing it. I would like for you to be here but I know it’s tough running a yt channel and all. This story is fake and weird but I would seriously like to give you a potato for your hard work. 🥔🥔🥔

[@benkingwell]

I have been binge watching your videos over the past few evenings, and you have very quickly become one of my favourite channels on KZbin! Great content, very funny and a real pleasure to watch! :)

[@slamminsalmon967]

How about a safari ride business,or be a guide for hikers on the hiking trails in chenorus

[@busybones6909]

I think you guys should open a Car dealership, or get into the lucrative medical industry(sell tetra, bandages, etc)

[@bambi8179]

Car dealership

[@cmg2853]

"I'm air-drying my hands" LOL

[@Simon21nj]

Love the Gemini Lounge, we need a second part with Callum

[@paulcolquhoun5667]

One of the funniest yet...What leg?🤣🤣🤣

[@CookTheUniverse]

Been at work all day, literally being used. This is one thing that’s keeping me going today. Can’t wait to get back home relax and watch this. Thanks a lot Guys!

[@NovackNGoode]

Along with JLK, probably the two best DayZ KZbinrs of the moment by far.

[@moonshinepz]

"are you here for the pub quiz?" 🤣 The Chef going full Gordon Ramsay - brilliant.

[@CookTheUniverse]

Looking forward to it guys!!

[@stwsorryloll7804]

I swear to god you guys are so underrated you should have millions of subs by now your vids are so funny You guys sure know how to make content!!!

[@jeffcurrent5593]

Absolutely hilarious! I like how the first police officer plays along lol

[@KKinstall]

You guys have the best chemistry so funny . Love it !!!!!!

[@husokonjuhovac1763]

Love you guys!!

[@dmiller13013]

“I gave the dinners to the children they all died” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@simplejackheadmovies7461]

"we've been talking" "you've been promoted to head chef" hahahahahahaha

[@Bauhotte]

„Letz do an performace review!“ „I‘m air drying my hands“ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thedutchman4217]

I don't see how it can get more deadly than Meat on a Stick...😂

[@FreshSpawns]

I’m not sure anywhere will ever be deadlier than that restaurant! 💀

[@Reth_Hard]

@@FreshSpawns I already worked in an Italian restaurant and it was looking pretty close to what we see in this video... lol BTW... Did you ever though about making a small DayZ movie? Usually I don't like scripted "game-movies" but if you stitch some good clips together and link them with some story line that could be awesome.

[@ghostofdannyboy1738]

Mondays fuckin suck but every week I get to chill and watch one of these thank you boys yet again

[@kaiclement5536]

Yessss loved this one!! Love them all! Car part dealership would be awesome at a petrol station ⛽️ 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

[@Hiosho]

you could be "Crime Scene Cleaner" on the next Episode !

[@adrianmcgachie]

Genius comedy: "Can anyone explain the leg?" absolute gold.

[@Da_Cap_i_Tan]

Got me in stitches gentlemen haha - thank you for more great content! xD

[@pgspliffs4449]

Sick vid guys. Once again!!! Massively underrated channel hope you 2 hit the millions soon. Take care

[@darktuna420]

Awesome... hilarious... and just fackin wicked Content as always. Thank you FRESHSPAWNS

[@johnny7054]

The food industry is probably a tough market to get into. Try A hardware store with logs, planks and all the building tools. Clothing store and play as the fashion police, force outfit change at gun point. Pawn shop with second hand goods and play as repo men, call it the Fresh Spawn Pawn Shop. Taxi service or Auto spare parts. Pharmacy store with all the medical supplies and play as Jekyll & Hyde. one does the poison, the other does the cure.

[@johnnydangerously9790]

Fashion police... That's a great idea! This actually sounds like a ridiculous time to watch go down. @fresh spawns

[@KevinHarvey-YT]

JOHN " oh he works for the Devil " In the same way someone would say " oh he works for Argos " 😂

[@davidcrose634]

Korean BBQ. Grab like 2 portable gas stoves and keep them on the table with raw meat. A table with meat and human meat as an exotic choice of course. Lol

[@Somekid4567]

I’m hyped love your vids keep it up g!!!!

[@captainjonna1034]

GUYS LOVING THIS VIDEO ITS AMAZING........I got too check out the your server and its really good but for us lot living in the UK the ping and de-sync is super bad, i'd love too see in future a UK server, i know that you opened a US server first cos alot of your donators and friends are from the US and i have nothing but admiration and respect for that decision but would defo look forwards to it

[@NotWoodie]

You guys gotta introduce callum to fresh spawns that dude was wicked

[@firelance3113]

Agreed he was a great sport

[@Damianosdm]

Let’s go fresh spawns armyyyyyyy

[@carrythetorch33]

You guys deserve so many more subs. Keep doing your thing gentlemen, it'll come

[@lloydymk2013]

I think you two would be the best car and autopart salesmen in cherno!

[@crofty_92]

"He's passed out, in the toilet..." "Shall we call his wife?" 😆 🤣 😂

[@chillymonkeys7772]

No the flies are from the bins out the back. Dead guys foot sticking out the wall 🤣🤣

[@BubbaZ601]

ive been playing your server for about 2 days now and i love it! little mix of mods and old school feel.. has been a little hostile but hey thats Dayz!

[@Daft_Lad1994]

Ive been subscribed and following you on socials for a long time i love seeing you guys grow

[@85PLAINLAZY]

Another brilliant video freshspawns 👏👏

[@DimensionDevices]

That tense music when grilling Callum like you were Gordon Ramsay did make me laugh. Edit: You should install the immersive placement mod, so you can place items where you want - rather than at your feet. Would work well on your server.

[@TheJim9191]

"People in the apocalypse can still have manners" lmao

[@Quarek99]

Yo guys keep up th quality content I really enjoy watching your videos!

[@aperson3168]

You should “feed hitchhikers human meat” in takistan

[@FreshSpawns]

Maybe we will! 🚘 💀

[@exquisitefails]

Good stuff on getting your server up! Gotta check that out for sure

[@aftereffect4832]

The second dude had me in stitches.

[@SoySaucing]

Yall really be the most entertainment for these dudes on these servers 😂😂

[@MuseaBear]

lets goooo cant wait guys.

[@deathhand1654]

A little shop of curiosity or horror 🤣

[@SoySaucing]

Yall run into the most entertaining people 😂😂😂😂

[@Smokr]

This and the resstaurant are awesome!

[@isaacdrakeley8705]

This was hilarious ! Awesome job fellas

[@NefariousOaf]

Its gotta be time for the Chernarus County Fair. Complete with Vegetable competition and bric-a-brac stall.

[@dubsnbuds6668]

Got to be a smoking cafe next 👍👍great video lads 🙌

[@johnny7054]

Halloween is coming up. Dress up as a couple of characters and do Trick or Treat. You could have a building setup with different rooms. Some tricks, bear traps or trip wire etc. Some treats, tier 4 loot etc. When you get hold of your victim tie them up, put a sack on their head and make them walk into one of the rooms.

[@drainsneedbrains2502]

Soon as he said it's a safe zone lmfo should put a picture in the toilet 😂

[@TheBeardsShow]

"He works for the devil" 😂😂😂

[@zeegeit024]

Love it😂 but serious... trumpet music?! What happened to the kazoo😳

[@zeegeit024]

PS: do a human trafficking business #darkhumor

[@dylans191]

I am not sure how you guys make shit content so enjoyable but I love it

[@martyhamelin1686]

Lol love it! You boys should run a survival school for other fresh spawns

[@strkeout]

I think you guys should start a taxi service or create an Elektro fire dept complete with EMS people from the nearby hospital. You could be in the business of bandaging fresh spawns in Elektro who have been shot or hurt or give them some dirty water and then treat them with charcoal.....LOL

[@Happy_Snapper]

That was like an episode of Eastenders 😂

[@Sirappen]

The wu shu clan is waiting in elektro

[@colbysayre8097]

That first guy got punch drunk lol

[@mikefrommaine8638]

That cook runs a tight ship lmao 😆

[@cams.2083]

Sous chef really r.p.ing. love it

[@reviewguru5457]

darn it! missed the premiere buys.. Cheers

[@isaiahkinney9084]

I’m ready

[@imalearnsya]

LMAO 3:20 that yell tho

[@_lucasmcallister2756]

So excited

[@iankennedy4116]

The dodgey copper 👮‍♂️ 😂😂😂

[@megamoron1598]

favorite duo of dayz chums 😎

[@strkeout]

Haha...Cmon in...as the host has blood all over his hands!

[@CookTheUniverse]

A Mechanic shoppe, also i felt scarred for the thief running lol.

[@SoySaucing]

White and cloudy and sticky sauce on the chicken 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@danielmills3856]

Start a clothes shop you find them everywhere 😆🤣😂lol

[@Jacobb.Butlerr]

Nothing better than a fresh spawns upload

[@kevinm3428]

Auto repair shop. You guys are the best!

[@KyleBurnett]

Stock up on car batteries and pipe the kazoo music through a PA system somehow for a disco club "GlowStix"

[@launchit0a155]

Gun shop, probably be the shortest video you guys will ever make but will be funny ! Another cracking video lads

[@1hundredflip554]

I’m surprised u guys didn’t die laughing after he chuckled like that after killing the chef

[@callumwillis4504]

You guys make me love this game

[@durky2699]

🤣 white cloudy stuff that was sticky

[@richcarter833]

Knocking shop lol love the vids

[@RacingChavvy]

You guys are absolutely top draw 👏 👌 P.s Run a Bail Bonds business or some kind of security firm 🤔

[@robertgolding2351]

So funny guys, keep up the great video's

[@jax1411]

Hell yeah!! Been on the server a lot the last few days....murdered some poor at Bash yesterday 😢 sorry

[@jakespeed8376]

Open up a barber shop lol that would be funny with you two as the hairdressers

[@ЛиэмКэмпбелл]

Fantastic job lads! Maybe a morgue business next time?

[@FreshSpawns]

Haha there will be lots of customers for sure! 😂

[@XtrovertedHermit]

people in the apocalypse still have manners. BAAHAHAHA

[@tylerhill40]

Electro shenanigans are you're guys true home 😀

[@joshbarber3931]

I recently started a new job at a pub after moving house and I can confirm, it's exactly like this