What NEW BUSINESS should we start next? Comment your ideas below! 👇
@matdatduck47843 жыл бұрын
Car dealership, tricky one
@skin79463 жыл бұрын
Selling guns
@skajooodle3 жыл бұрын
Protection.
@deathhand16543 жыл бұрын
A little shop of curiosity or horror 🙏
@bobcrutch89053 жыл бұрын
How about a butchers shop ...selling the special stuff
@pkn4t33 жыл бұрын
You guys make me want to hop on DayZ every time I watch a video, so hilarious every time keep it up fr
@Zombieland20243 жыл бұрын
Same lmao
@85PLAINLAZY Жыл бұрын
My word's exactly my son and I just watched this laughing right through it.
@kalobpowers99073 жыл бұрын
Me and my brother poisoned a guy to death over the course of 45 minutes yesterday, whilst also feeding him Ya Ya meat, all while making sure he had absolutely no idea why he was puking every 20 seconds. I don’t think people really appreciate HOW MUCH petrol you can drink before you die and how difficult it is to poison people for such a long time without them knowing. But we finally did. You guys are insanely good at it and you make it look so easy!
@forthemanynotthefew52433 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious when the other players go along with it. "Drop the cereal." LMFAO 🤣😅😂
@Reth_Hard3 жыл бұрын
This guy was a "cereal" killer! Do you get it? Cereal... Serial... LOL
@bootyclappinghydrationtank8183 жыл бұрын
Start a gun store with only empty, jammed and ruined guns, to check how trustworthy your customers are
@ianbattles72902 жыл бұрын
90% of people are assholes who would immediately try to murder them.
@Atrophy Жыл бұрын
I'd love to see that
@BlameLucy Жыл бұрын
Yes plss I hope they do this
@MattChoo933 жыл бұрын
"Shall I tickle him" "Would you rather have a bullet in the knee......you can have the banana" My favorite parts lol
@dabbatron4203 жыл бұрын
Mannnnn, this was so much fun to watch! Your guys content is top notch and always a treat to consume! Great work gentlemen 🍻 keep it coming.
@FreshSpawns3 жыл бұрын
Cheers Dabbatron! 🍻
@denniscrane97533 жыл бұрын
Yes cheers 🍻 Dab! Cheers 🍻 George and John!
@jax14113 жыл бұрын
Can't wait!! FreshSpawn Mondayz best dayz of the week!!
@FreshSpawns3 жыл бұрын
See you there Jax! 🍻
@benben49673 жыл бұрын
Bar bar bar bar bar... dont ask me why i like to say bar. There is just something special about it. My whole life I have been searching for a word that brings peace, joy and pleasure. Congratulations boys, you just found me my favourite word! I am endlessly thankful and will look up to you and your astonishing capabilities of finding good words. This might seem crazy to you, but I am a man of my word... when I was in Peru practicing my word finding skills I told my master I was willing to give a potato to the one (or two) people who finds me a word to hold onto, care about, live for and always be there for. You know, the potato is a symbol of Peru. It’s were humans first started growing it. I would like for you to be here but I know it’s tough running a yt channel and all. This story is fake and weird but I would seriously like to give you a potato for your hard work. 🥔🥔🥔
@benkingwell3 жыл бұрын
I have been binge watching your videos over the past few evenings, and you have very quickly become one of my favourite channels on KZbin! Great content, very funny and a real pleasure to watch! :)
@slamminsalmon9673 жыл бұрын
How about a safari ride business,or be a guide for hikers on the hiking trails in chenorus
@busybones69093 жыл бұрын
I think you guys should open a Car dealership, or get into the lucrative medical industry(sell tetra, bandages, etc)
@bambi81793 жыл бұрын
Car dealership
@cmg28533 жыл бұрын
"I'm air-drying my hands" LOL
@Simon21nj3 жыл бұрын
Love the Gemini Lounge, we need a second part with Callum
@paulcolquhoun56673 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest yet...What leg?🤣🤣🤣
@CookTheUniverse3 жыл бұрын
Been at work all day, literally being used. This is one thing that’s keeping me going today. Can’t wait to get back home relax and watch this. Thanks a lot Guys!
@NovackNGoode3 жыл бұрын
Along with JLK, probably the two best DayZ KZbinrs of the moment by far.
@moonshinepz3 жыл бұрын
"are you here for the pub quiz?" 🤣 The Chef going full Gordon Ramsay - brilliant.
@CookTheUniverse3 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to it guys!!
@stwsorryloll78043 жыл бұрын
I swear to god you guys are so underrated you should have millions of subs by now your vids are so funny You guys sure know how to make content!!!
@jeffcurrent55933 жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious! I like how the first police officer plays along lol
@KKinstall2 жыл бұрын
You guys have the best chemistry so funny . Love it !!!!!!
@husokonjuhovac17633 жыл бұрын
Love you guys!!
@dmiller130133 жыл бұрын
“I gave the dinners to the children they all died” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@simplejackheadmovies7461 Жыл бұрын
"we've been talking" "you've been promoted to head chef" hahahahahahaha
@Bauhotte Жыл бұрын
„Letz do an performace review!“ „I‘m air drying my hands“ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thedutchman42173 жыл бұрын
I don't see how it can get more deadly than Meat on a Stick...😂
@FreshSpawns3 жыл бұрын
I’m not sure anywhere will ever be deadlier than that restaurant! 💀
@Reth_Hard3 жыл бұрын
@@FreshSpawns I already worked in an Italian restaurant and it was looking pretty close to what we see in this video... lol BTW... Did you ever though about making a small DayZ movie? Usually I don't like scripted "game-movies" but if you stitch some good clips together and link them with some story line that could be awesome.
@ghostofdannyboy17383 жыл бұрын
Mondays fuckin suck but every week I get to chill and watch one of these thank you boys yet again
@kaiclement55363 жыл бұрын
Yessss loved this one!! Love them all! Car part dealership would be awesome at a petrol station ⛽️ 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
@Hiosho3 жыл бұрын
you could be "Crime Scene Cleaner" on the next Episode !
@adrianmcgachie2 жыл бұрын
Genius comedy: "Can anyone explain the leg?" absolute gold.
@Da_Cap_i_Tan2 жыл бұрын
Got me in stitches gentlemen haha - thank you for more great content! xD
@pgspliffs44493 жыл бұрын
Sick vid guys. Once again!!! Massively underrated channel hope you 2 hit the millions soon. Take care
@darktuna4203 жыл бұрын
Awesome... hilarious... and just fackin wicked Content as always. Thank you FRESHSPAWNS
@johnny70543 жыл бұрын
The food industry is probably a tough market to get into. Try A hardware store with logs, planks and all the building tools. Clothing store and play as the fashion police, force outfit change at gun point. Pawn shop with second hand goods and play as repo men, call it the Fresh Spawn Pawn Shop. Taxi service or Auto spare parts. Pharmacy store with all the medical supplies and play as Jekyll & Hyde. one does the poison, the other does the cure.
@johnnydangerously97903 жыл бұрын
Fashion police... That's a great idea! This actually sounds like a ridiculous time to watch go down. @fresh spawns
@KevinHarvey-YT3 жыл бұрын
JOHN " oh he works for the Devil " In the same way someone would say " oh he works for Argos " 😂
@davidcrose6343 жыл бұрын
Korean BBQ. Grab like 2 portable gas stoves and keep them on the table with raw meat. A table with meat and human meat as an exotic choice of course. Lol
@Somekid45673 жыл бұрын
I’m hyped love your vids keep it up g!!!!
@captainjonna10343 жыл бұрын
GUYS LOVING THIS VIDEO ITS AMAZING........I got too check out the your server and its really good but for us lot living in the UK the ping and de-sync is super bad, i'd love too see in future a UK server, i know that you opened a US server first cos alot of your donators and friends are from the US and i have nothing but admiration and respect for that decision but would defo look forwards to it
@NotWoodie3 жыл бұрын
You guys gotta introduce callum to fresh spawns that dude was wicked
@firelance31133 жыл бұрын
Agreed he was a great sport
@Damianosdm3 жыл бұрын
Let’s go fresh spawns armyyyyyyy
@carrythetorch332 жыл бұрын
You guys deserve so many more subs. Keep doing your thing gentlemen, it'll come
@lloydymk20133 жыл бұрын
I think you two would be the best car and autopart salesmen in cherno!
@crofty_923 жыл бұрын
"He's passed out, in the toilet..." "Shall we call his wife?" 😆 🤣 😂
@chillymonkeys77723 жыл бұрын
No the flies are from the bins out the back. Dead guys foot sticking out the wall 🤣🤣
@BubbaZ6013 жыл бұрын
ive been playing your server for about 2 days now and i love it! little mix of mods and old school feel.. has been a little hostile but hey thats Dayz!
@Daft_Lad19943 жыл бұрын
Ive been subscribed and following you on socials for a long time i love seeing you guys grow
@85PLAINLAZY Жыл бұрын
Another brilliant video freshspawns 👏👏
@DimensionDevices3 жыл бұрын
That tense music when grilling Callum like you were Gordon Ramsay did make me laugh. Edit: You should install the immersive placement mod, so you can place items where you want - rather than at your feet. Would work well on your server.
@TheJim91912 жыл бұрын
"People in the apocalypse can still have manners" lmao
@Quarek993 жыл бұрын
Yo guys keep up th quality content I really enjoy watching your videos!
@aperson31683 жыл бұрын
You should “feed hitchhikers human meat” in takistan
@FreshSpawns3 жыл бұрын
Maybe we will! 🚘 💀
@exquisitefails3 жыл бұрын
Good stuff on getting your server up! Gotta check that out for sure
@aftereffect48323 жыл бұрын
The second dude had me in stitches.
@SoySaucing3 жыл бұрын
Yall really be the most entertainment for these dudes on these servers 😂😂
@MuseaBear3 жыл бұрын
lets goooo cant wait guys.
@deathhand16543 жыл бұрын
A little shop of curiosity or horror 🤣
@SoySaucing3 жыл бұрын
Yall run into the most entertaining people 😂😂😂😂
@Smokr2 жыл бұрын
This and the resstaurant are awesome!
@isaacdrakeley87053 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious ! Awesome job fellas
@NefariousOaf3 жыл бұрын
Its gotta be time for the Chernarus County Fair. Complete with Vegetable competition and bric-a-brac stall.
@dubsnbuds66683 жыл бұрын
Got to be a smoking cafe next 👍👍great video lads 🙌
@johnny70543 жыл бұрын
Halloween is coming up. Dress up as a couple of characters and do Trick or Treat. You could have a building setup with different rooms. Some tricks, bear traps or trip wire etc. Some treats, tier 4 loot etc. When you get hold of your victim tie them up, put a sack on their head and make them walk into one of the rooms.
@drainsneedbrains25023 жыл бұрын
Soon as he said it's a safe zone lmfo should put a picture in the toilet 😂
@TheBeardsShow3 жыл бұрын
"He works for the devil" 😂😂😂
@zeegeit0243 жыл бұрын
Love it😂 but serious... trumpet music?! What happened to the kazoo😳
@zeegeit0243 жыл бұрын
PS: do a human trafficking business #darkhumor
@dylans1913 жыл бұрын
I am not sure how you guys make shit content so enjoyable but I love it
@martyhamelin16863 жыл бұрын
Lol love it! You boys should run a survival school for other fresh spawns
@strkeout3 жыл бұрын
I think you guys should start a taxi service or create an Elektro fire dept complete with EMS people from the nearby hospital. You could be in the business of bandaging fresh spawns in Elektro who have been shot or hurt or give them some dirty water and then treat them with charcoal.....LOL
@Happy_Snapper Жыл бұрын
That was like an episode of Eastenders 😂
@Sirappen3 жыл бұрын
The wu shu clan is waiting in elektro
@colbysayre80972 жыл бұрын
That first guy got punch drunk lol
@mikefrommaine86383 жыл бұрын
That cook runs a tight ship lmao 😆
@cams.20833 жыл бұрын
Sous chef really r.p.ing. love it
@reviewguru54573 жыл бұрын
darn it! missed the premiere buys.. Cheers
@isaiahkinney90843 жыл бұрын
I’m ready
@imalearnsya3 жыл бұрын
LMAO 3:20 that yell tho
@_lucasmcallister27563 жыл бұрын
So excited
@iankennedy41163 жыл бұрын
The dodgey copper 👮♂️ 😂😂😂
@megamoron15983 жыл бұрын
favorite duo of dayz chums 😎
@strkeout3 жыл бұрын
Haha...Cmon in...as the host has blood all over his hands!
@CookTheUniverse3 жыл бұрын
A Mechanic shoppe, also i felt scarred for the thief running lol.
@SoySaucing3 жыл бұрын
White and cloudy and sticky sauce on the chicken 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@danielmills38563 жыл бұрын
Start a clothes shop you find them everywhere 😆🤣😂lol
@Jacobb.Butlerr3 жыл бұрын
Nothing better than a fresh spawns upload
@kevinm34283 жыл бұрын
Auto repair shop. You guys are the best!
@KyleBurnett Жыл бұрын
Stock up on car batteries and pipe the kazoo music through a PA system somehow for a disco club "GlowStix"
@launchit0a1553 жыл бұрын
Gun shop, probably be the shortest video you guys will ever make but will be funny ! Another cracking video lads
@1hundredflip5543 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised u guys didn’t die laughing after he chuckled like that after killing the chef
@callumwillis45043 жыл бұрын
You guys make me love this game
@durky26993 жыл бұрын
🤣 white cloudy stuff that was sticky
@richcarter8333 жыл бұрын
Knocking shop lol love the vids
@RacingChavvy3 жыл бұрын
You guys are absolutely top draw 👏 👌 P.s Run a Bail Bonds business or some kind of security firm 🤔
@robertgolding23513 жыл бұрын
So funny guys, keep up the great video's
@jax14113 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah!! Been on the server a lot the last few days....murdered some poor at Bash yesterday 😢 sorry
@jakespeed83763 жыл бұрын
Open up a barber shop lol that would be funny with you two as the hairdressers
@ЛиэмКэмпбелл3 жыл бұрын
Fantastic job lads! Maybe a morgue business next time?
@FreshSpawns3 жыл бұрын
Haha there will be lots of customers for sure! 😂
@XtrovertedHermit3 жыл бұрын
people in the apocalypse still have manners. BAAHAHAHA
@tylerhill403 жыл бұрын
Electro shenanigans are you're guys true home 😀
@joshbarber39313 жыл бұрын
I recently started a new job at a pub after moving house and I can confirm, it's exactly like this