We play golf and learn ridiculous cockney rhyming slang | Golf It

[@KanadasKid]

it amazes me how little patience lewis has for just lining up a shot when he'll play colony simulator for hours on end

[@warling5042]

@@jonathanwells223 virtual golf requires no skill. if anything colony survival requires more skills.

[@David-co5oo]

who could resist the allure of all those steve dave craigs?

[@StrangelyIronic]

@@warling5042 If it required no skill then everyone would get a hole in 1 every time or you wouldn't have better players that can gauge power, angles, etc do better than those that didn't. The other requires multi-tasking and management, all skills just in different use cases.

[@landb3607]

Still beat Ben though lol

[@outlawgibbon9171]

@@StrangelyIronic lewis is more into the satisfying aspect of multitasking and doing big things

[@Cotif11]

This trio is so goood, they're each chaotic in their own flavor, it's like they're playing hot potato with insanity

[@nathanharvey8570]

The church-bell thing actually does make sense. Churches were often town centers, being able to hear the bells ringing means being a part of the core of that community. As a geographical unit of measurement, it's of course silly, but it's meant as a cultural marker, and in that sense actually is very sensible.

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

I just realize the Yogscast actually blacklists bots and that’s a thing to praise XD

[@1988ryan1]

@@jonathanwells223 They're getting more? Just they moved to twitch mostly not youtube? I though Pedguin and others already broke down the stats for the dummies multiple times already?

[@moldiworp9143]

Thered be more or less cocknies, depending on the way the wind blows and takes the noise of the bells with it. Kinda appropriate.

[@airl10]

@@moldiworp9143 what?

[@airl10]

@@1988ryan1 well they're still getting less views than previously, but they might be getting more watch hours

[@ThatPsdude]

10:31 Oh my gosh, Tom connecting cockney rhyming slang with Darmok from Star Trek was an amazing connection lol

[@Corcook]

It’s layers within layers. And old Tom would’ve hated what he’s become

[@thebigbear4696]

The Mickelson fact actually has a story. His nickname is “Lefty” because of his distinct left handed swing learned by watching and mirroring his dad. Despite Phil being a natural righty.

[@TheDrCN]

They covered this in the episode, remember? They were like "Oh yeah, Phil Mickelson of course you always think of as a lefty". They're absolute geniuses as long as you don't understand sarcasm.

[@thebigbear4696]

@@TheDrCN you give them too much credit I think. I’d bet a lot of money they know nothing about Mickelson.

[@TheDrCN]

@@thebigbear4696 Obviously they don't know anything about it, but their sarcastic comments ironically turned out to be true. As I said, "They're absolute geniuses as long as you don't understand sarcasm.".

[@kieran6201]

@@thebigbear4696 that's embarrassing

[@sifnotsef]

this video is such hat films vibes, three of them chatting utter bollocks whilst getting pissed off playing golf its so GOOD

[@loglog7]

I can see smith hitting the ball at the exact same spot 16 times and then getting angry and shouting at the others. “IT’S THE GAME THAT SUCKS YOU TRIALS SLUT TROTT”

[@kieran6201]

Yeah I haven't really enjoyed a main channel video in a long time but this was a good 'un

[@dermathze700]

24:20 Tom's nerd voice never fails to make me laugh. Maybe because it's so relatable...

[@herdexx]

Why is it relatable do you sound like that?

[@vaughankramer3926]

Funniest part about this instance is that he’s actually right about what he’s saying even though he’s joking

[@s1lm4r1l6]

6:30 Watching Ben do the exact same thing 3 times in a row expecting different results was very frustrating.

[@YoungbloodEric]

I wanted to die when the man would refuse to use anything but full power😂

[@MH-hu5pi]

I think he misplaced his mind somewhere.

[@TheShazMC22]

They used Ben’s POV far to much for my sanity

[@YoungbloodEric]

@@TheShazMC22 lmao ikrrrr but tom won too fast and Lewis was googling facts😂😂

[@warkris1992]

5:33 got me good when Lewis yeeted himself back to the previous hole

[@FortyTwoification]

Genuinely one of the funniest yogs videos I've watched in a while! So nice to hear a group of friends just chatting shit and joking around, more BLT videos pretty please!

[@dirkbrand9859]

More of this, yes.

[@RandomUser11170]

"Can we just take a second to appreciate the skin that we have on our balls?" -Leo

[@dougpowers]

Aw. I miss Leo. I hope she's doing well.

[@mungobaggins8197]

@@dougpowers she’s done a few streams recently on her channel.

[@Artseuss]

I never thought that I would enjoy watching 3 old men play golf and talk about the 90’s

[@jonasquinn7977]

The 1890’s!

[@CiaranMaxwell]

Fun fact, Yogs: Golf It doesn't care which flaghole you land in, as long as you land in a flaghole. If you stop moving on the wrong course, it'll penalize you. But if you land in another course's flaghole, it'll count for this one.

[@90Redsfan]

"Golf needs to modernize" they say playing virtual golf

[@jackoliver333]

More of this just for the hilarious Tom, Ben, Lewis chat

[@mostdysfunctionalfamily2725]

I forget not alot of people use Cockney in the UK.. When people ask me a question I don't know... I say "I an't got a scooby" and people look at me all bug eyed and I have to go through the processes of explaining what I meant... Scooby > Scooby doo > Clue: "Sorry I haven't got a clue" > "Sorry, I ain't got a scooby"

[@mostdysfunctionalfamily2725]

Also no idea why I was so mad they didn't get dip... I've never heard that one by come on.. that was obvious right?

[@Kaiso54]

Cockney rhyming has always baffled me. I'm usually decent with wordplay, but this is so bizarre, convoluted, and dependant on obscure references, I could never get even the most obvious one.

[@AberrantChibi]

Mad props to whoever made the Takashi's Castle golf map.

[@roro7874]

I love that lewis had to say play golf with ur loved ones because golf with ur friends is a different golf game

[@Miniplev]

This was basically Tri-force in an alternate universe.

[@wilting_alocasia]

Haven't watched Yogs for such a long time but stayed subscribed This made me feel like I was a teen again, watching them muck around whilst reading weird stuff xD

[@IfItsNotFun]

Honestly this is one my my favorite videos I’ve seen on the main channel In a while, really good stuff

[@Kirrzon]

I cannot express how much I love the energy of these three together! More, please!

[@tadhgtwo]

Tom's Star Trekk binge is spilling out from Wednesday's streams.😂

[@persepha3256]

I love how just the middle of this video is just Ben struggling hard.

[@cmeast]

I don't think Ben was struggling at all, quite the opposite: I think Ben was just there for the conversation and to make up the numbers, and so had decided that as he doesn't care about winning he'll just power through each course by hitting the ball as quickly and as often as possible, often at full power.

[@rubesqubes1997]

I would watch anything with these three; such great dialogue

[@bmxdude1337]

Their banter was such golf course banter it was great and I don’t even play golf or even been on a golf course

[@flamingbull3438]

Phil Mickleson is actually well known for swinging left-handed, so it was a fun fact to learn he is actually right-handed!

[@silverfox6485]

Can we have a ben, tom and lewis podcast soon, this was a great experience

[@Elzzaw]

The only problem with using cockney slang to hide your crimes while talking is.. people knowing that you're trying to hide a crime using cockney slang.

[@nathanmiller9381]

I had always been under the impression that proper cockney rhyming slang worked on a set of rules which if you know then you can make any phrase you need. I am not certain. However I think the rule was, You take the sentence you want, And the word you want to obscure, Then you find a two word rhyme to match the sound of your choice word, And swap whichever word from those two made-up / unrelated words which specifically DOSNT rhyme with the word to be obscured, with the first chosen word. And that will give you your "Cockney rhyming slang". To use Lewis' example- "The Alan is jammed with paper" Alan, Is the out of place word, The rhyme key for that is Alan Minter, which rhymes with Printer. which of course Alan and Printer don't directly rhyme, but that's the key for it be deceptive

[@RatJam]

This was such a good vid - thanks for the laughs guys

[@yelf424]

I always thought golf games were casual because of how much control the players have, but watching Ben consistently fail to line up every shot has changed my mind

[@shawndoslice]

Loved this latest episode of the yogpod!

[@pineapplehead2196]

20:30 My dad was concerned about what i was watching 🤣

[@doog9024]

*Whilst playing a crazy, virtual mini golf game* "Golf needs to modernize!" ...

[@sz2095]

Them talking about the golf terms reminded me of Robin Williams standup bit about how golf came to be 😂

[@Virus-ng1lh]

This devolved into madness so fast. I love it

[@cameronwallace8265]

What a nice, chill video. I'd actually be down to see more of this.

[@greyforge27]

I was so mad when Lewis didn't recognize that Colonel Bogey was the Hitler Has Only Got One Ball song at first

[@nicklogan2]

I miss it when Tom, Ben and Lewis are playing games. Loved it when they were all having fun in TTT. This is great and they should do more!

[@elitebeachgaming]

Lewis singing Hitler only has one ball song is amazing because him and Simon sung it before

[@Nokkiwow]

I hope you guys get to play this again with more people! The collisions add an extra challenge when you get certain people playing XD

[@tenebraebr]

The Trio I didn't know I wanted until I watched the performance. I mean, yeah I've seen videos of Lewis and Ben, and Lewis and Tom, and Tom and Ben, but the three together working so well. This was incredibly funny.

[@tenebraebr]

Oh, and on "Golf was invented in Scotland", to me the story told by Robin Williams about how Scottish invented golf is the canon and you won't convince me otherwise.

[@isairamirez4691]

12:10 BEN WHAT WAS THAT LMAO

[@IcespherePlaysGames]

This video is the quintessential "I know what all these words mean individually"

[@itsjustRob]

more of this trio playing games they can ramble while playing please

[@Warrigt]

@ 6:30 "do you know what the definition of insanity is?"

[@noahkra]

Today was the day I realised main channel videos are just podcasts with random games in the background

[@jonasquinn7977]

I demand that all future videos on Jingle Jam games include Cockney rhyming slang and random golf facts

[@Niburu9000]

I did not realize, when clicking this video, that I would be learning all about Cogney slang. Wonderful!

[@threemoo]

"So unless we intend to do this job in Reno... we're in Barney!" ... "Barney Rubble?" ... "TROUBLE!" Would you have figured that out? I sure as hell couldn't!

[@choobamboo69]

Love This Game Hope the jingle jam goes great! :)

[@hyperon_ion9423]

I feel like I’m watching Hat Films but there’s less incoherent screaming.

[@cerjmedia]

Game: _Golf It_ KZbin: "Golf With Your Friends" Me: "close, but not quite"

[@jstoobz2523]

A yog vlog of them actually golfing is now needed

[@walnzell9328]

Golf after Christmas dinner being a tradition... actually exists. Have you heard of the American south? Yeah, it stays warm there throughout the year. There's also the entire southern hemisphere where the seasons are swapped. It's summer there right now.

[@jewel7421]

Just finished my SAT, got dunkin donuts, watching yogscast - life can't get better than this

[@MonotoneCreeper]

My favorite rhyming slang is the insult ‘Berk’. It’s short for ‘Berkeley Hunt’ aka… you can guess it.

[@F8X]

The Michelson fact is actually pretty cool

[@bobman101202]

i dont know what was more entertaining, the conversation or bens gameplay

[@DannoDemo]

...and just like that, I'm being recommended KZbin videos on cockney slang. Thanks guys! 😆

[@lionelmandrake9413]

This brings me back to the good ol days of the Yogs.

[@Erlisch1337]

we need more of this!

[@MrXaniss]

These games need to a weekly-ish thing on the channel

[@Master.chylla]

Such a cosy combo of members ^^

[@ahjgbhlahgaohgl]

The video ended before ben finished. Lol

[@premopreoni]

WOOOOOO TOMMY on the main channel!

[@chrissilvester3415]

Not laughed so hard in ages. Thank you

[@DarthRevan42]

I love how much they don't give any shits about the golf game and are just goofing off 😂

[@Sorfinali]

YogGolf is back baby, my favorite past time :D

[@ElMoss64]

Tom with the Quadrophenia reference 👌👌👌

[@magus2003]

This was amazing, hope for more of this near podcast levels of inanity by these three.

[@Zyrdalf]

I think this is my new favorite trio

[@Ghumieable]

Anyone else a totally lost American when they where talking about Cockney slang lmao

[@ethan-loves]

lol, I really like their Cockney rhyming slang guessing game or, as I call it, Cockney or Crock'ry?

[@Blakobness]

This game is still "Early access"? This game is ancient. Also they should really be playing with collision on for the true Golf It experience.

[@Blitzkrieger17]

"muck around with your friends" is a completely different golf game!

[@pilchtastic]

If it triggers you seeing people try the same thing a thousand times in a row and wonder why it still isn't working, I suggest listening to this in the background instead 😬

[@MH-hu5pi]

Exactly what I did. Good grief.

[@noah.2B]

I sure do love a good Pen Shlong & Poois video. Pen -> Ben Shlong -> Tom Poois -> Lewis

[@beanarine]

Sounds like golf was originally a mutation of hurling. Makes sense

[@ahhhhyes]

It does? Haha

[@stargazer99]

When they said the one about details in a holy. I was like “hurry”! I got it. Now let me continue watching to see if I got it right.

[@EldritchVox]

Liking the more Hat Films-y format for this video

[@Pratalax]

Alternative title: 3 old nerds yell at cloud

[@sebcw1204]

"i'm going up the apples" is cockney slang for going up stairs, because there is a phrase "apples and pears" and you drop the original rhyming word "pears".

[@lo4881]

A god tier trio!

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

Holy crap! Never in my life I thought these dudes would play golf it!

[@lnfreeman]

As an American that consumes a lot of British media, cockney rhyming slang is fucking incomprensible if you're not expecting it. Same with Polari.

[@RoosterFloyd]

You know how the matrix used to be perfect for everyone but humans naturally need conflict and weren't capable of living in a world without struggle? In that perfect matrix there was a video with Lewis, Tom, and Ben together released every.... Single... Day.

[@HandMeat]

@04:52 Lewis, an 8 is colloquially known as a Snowman, and when I play with my Dad & brother, is also the mercy rule stroke limit. We keep playing but just score an 8 (and we say "Gimme a snowman"), because golf is meant to be fun, not infuriating.

[@TheMperor5]

It's like Lewis visiting the goblin pile 😂. He must be very confused about Tom and Ben being Tom and Ben.

[@keeferli8692]

This episode is perfect cuz I’m going to a murder mystery party as a londoner so im trying to pick up the accent and slamg

[@IndustrialBonecraft]

Technically it's being born within earshot of the sound of the Bow bells. Rhyming slang is sort of interesting enough in isolated doses, but when you start mixing up multiple terms into singular phrases it gets very Nadsat.

[@LaWraWaN]

This was nice. I enjoyed it alot. :)

[@donm6578]

We need more Cockney rhyming slang in videos

[@AntonoirJacques]

Phil Mickleson plays golf left handed, so him being right handed is weird.

[@watuhboy]

yeah, and he was pretty much known as "the famous left handed golfer" so him playing switch is a surprise to people

[@oscarredman36]

Great game and amazing facts

[@andrewwinter694]

Bogey, Par, Birdie, Eagle, and Albatross are all birds

[@itssupermandoe2434]

The combo of the worst golfing I've ever seen and them slowly losing their minds to the most British things I've ever heard made this the funniest video they've made in ages

[@lukemoppy]

It's funny that Lewis had to look up the colonel bogey song to find out it was also the Hitler song, the only reason I knew that fun fact was because Lewis talks about it in an episode of the yogpod