We RANKED all the teams going to Champions! - Plat Chat VALORANT Ep. 67

[@oberdot]

Watching Sideshow have an aneurysm when they put Cyher S and KJ in D is just time well spent

[@cartoonhero8845]

Bella, Avast, and Wyatt trying their best to mald the remaining hair follicles off of the egg's head.

[@drench10ify]

Sideshow going crazy as the only rationale person in the tier list segment

[@Virsu]

Those 30 minutes just took away 4 years of sideshows life

[@kelly148]

i had to try so hard not to laugh on the train while watching the tier list segment 10/10 we do a little trolling

[@anmolarora1539]

What did u guys smoke before making that list

[@DrSharknome]

Balla trying to hide his smile/laugh throughout the agent tier list was incredible

[@aydenbarrios6093]

The agent tier list was the funniest thing I’ve ever watched

[@carlsong6438]

Using the value ceiling argument for cypher then just talking qbout play time for the entire rest of the segment 🤣🤣🤣

[@harrisonrhoades5540]

holy shit sideshows reaction to Wyatt's Yoru take made me cry laughing

[@galvvv2746]

Pls do more troll segment that was the best ever

[@SiddarthaTB]

There are 6 big orgs entering Valorant in 2022, Zunbas going to do military service. Eperenza is LFT. Peri co-owns Nuturn. Bump this so they know more about KR and worry less interms of orgs entering the scene Skins will be like League, The winners get to pick which character, in valorant prob will get to choose which guns and they get to talk with the artist team on how they want the skins to be, part of the payment also go to the players.

[@brokyyy]

what are the orgs?

[@SiddarthaTB]

@@brokyyy Only ORG I can confidently say is Talon

[@brokyyy]

@@SiddarthaTB ight thanks

[@wcplayz8471]

@@brokyyy organisations

[@brokyyy]

@@wcplayz8471 i was asking what were the 6 orgs he was talking about

[@SinaMorovati]

Wyatt: I know that I'm on my own here... (laughing) Sideshow: This next sentence, you're done!

[@malkaons]

It feels like sideshow is the nerd in class who wants to study, while the others take the piss. Wyatt is the half guy while balla and avast are taking the absolute mick

[@Cherryzardxy]

This was really funny. And somehow you also discussedany different agents from many different perspectives I LOVED it!!!

[@yzzo6132]

That Avast tweet prediction was actually proof we live in a simulation wtf.

[@StarBrlight]

That agent tier list list the best piece of content I have seen in months

[@adrianflores7616]

the kru slander goes on. i will never forget, sideshow.

[@Virsu]

2 zoomers and a dad troll an egg over anime csgo character tier list

[@felipwild]

valorante child game kills egg

[@Jtwist96]

PLEASE DO MORE TROLL SEGMENTS AND CUT THEM INTO KZbin CLIPS SO WE CAN MAKE IT VIRAL

[@SiddarthaTB]

Wyatt is always dripping, he needs to let us know where he buys his clothes damn

[@asdfkjhlk34]

Thrift store probably

[@SiddarthaTB]

@@asdfkjhlk34 i can see that though he did link this one sweater that was like $70 bucks online, i was gonna get it but they stopped selling it

[@BoukenJima]

Been a while since I laughed so hard that I was in tears. Thanks for this tier list segment.

[@edwardsun6022]

Suicide by lucio oh ohs is my favorite plat chat segment by far. Thank you Mr. Egg

[@BrentCox2B]

Hahahahaha watching Sideshow loose his mind over the agent rankings seriously made me laugh

[@DS-Pakaemon]

The tier list segment was absolute mental! I was screaming along with egg. KJ isn't that bad omg

[@SinaMorovati]

Underrated moment in the episode: Avast predetermining the official Valorant daddy tweet about Chamber.

[@booyawooya]

Watching the agent tier list a second-time through, focusing on their faces, is comedy gold. Was too busy malding with Sideshow the first time to pay attention to the theatrical masterpiece that was being unveiled before my eyes.

[@sttiigma2289]

About the Chamber TP working vertically: it does work but it has a fixed range on such axis. So you just need a part of the agent to be inside that vertical range for it to work. You can try it on Haven A Lobby to see what I mean. Put it on top of the double box and then you’ll notice that on ground level you won’t be able to use it (as you’re not in vertical range), but if you step up the crates nearby or even garden, you can use it.

[@felipwild]

THANK YOU Wyatt for the BR hopium. We gotta believe.

[@adamjoel1914]

The more I watch Plat chat I realise it is not the two-party system that is the problem with the Uk and US but democracy itself.

[@nik_mik]

LMFAOOO

[@jeps007]

This tier list segment was absolute gold LOL.

[@jeffreydenenberg7101]

omg we need more agent tier lists in the future

[@alwaysorange4425]

That agent tier list troll was some serious S tier content was laughing my ass off.

[@vaIe_]

As a kj jett player, chamber is like a combination of everything i like.

[@yogi-gm5fh]

The reason I might main chamber is because I play really good op but because I am a cypher astra viper main I hardly get to use it

[@rykeerodriguez9559]

2:00:00 I guess I don't completely regret watching a 30 minute troll segment cuz he was piiiiissed 🤣🤣🤣

[@SinaMorovati]

27:13 Poor naive Sideshow, didn't yet know how much he was gonna mald when he did it himself.

[@leonardonitta9095]

The Trolling Sideshow segment was amazing

[@achilles7736]

I never had more empathy for Sideshow

[@SinaMorovati]

I can't stop thinking about that segment. I'm back to just watch that part. 🤦🏻🤦🏻😂😂 God damn Sideshow got rolled.

[@dillonsinha6156]

Watching this chamber segment present day is hilarious

[@SinaMorovati]

I still watch that trolling segment from time to time.

[@dippythehippy]

Next time they should all make individual agent tier lists and then compare.

[@Phous27]

16:45 Right after he said this, every single jett player switched to full time chamber

[@squidd1394]

Honestly I think them trying to rate the agents shows how good the balance is rn

[@wreck5023]

Balla is looking like the next pogchamp emote.

[@waffen98]

Not sure what Baller is talking about all esports since the 2000s have been in Seoul and it has NEVER been an issue that the games were always on lan, It's probably more that Valorant isn't a very PC bang friendly game, so in a PC bang you pay hourly and since there is no respawn in Valorant and It's round-based if you aren't very good the amount you actually ''play'' the game can be very dependent on your skill level, while games like LoL you respawn when you die and the timer only increase as the game goes on so it isn't daunting, Overwatch is just a few second respawn and you are back in the game, PUBG you just queue up again.

[@shweetnectar]

the problem with any tier list like this is that there is no definition of what each tier means; sure, S is the best, but A is also very good, and is B starting to be bad but still good or just good sometimes...? with no set definition (and likely there being no agreement between what everyone thinks they mean by a B tier agent), its just going to feel like chaos discussing this. you need to define the tiers and then compare the agents within them. if S tier is any agent that has signature players attached to them (yay/tenz jett, dapr/nats cypher) who get enormous value out of them, then there will be agents in S tier that wouldn't be in there if the metric was who has the most flexible kit and can be played on the most maps. hopefully they do this experiment again, but have definitions of what each tier is. i personally think its nuts to have cypher in S tier when i cant really think of a single map that is a MUST RUN cypher; whereas a jett in S tier makes sense bc she is so powerful on breeze and, really, most maps. ** i feel like something more like this would promote some actual discussion, where the discussion is not map based but kit based as it pertains to each map: S++ tier MUST RUN on every map S tier Best pick on 5+ maps A tier Best pick on 3-5 maps, or MUST RUN on 2-3 maps B tier Best pick on 2-3 maps, some better options or MUST RUN on 1 map C tier niche pick on 1-2 maps, always better options D tier Not good on any map

[@shweetnectar]

now realizing ive out-malded sideshow here, i was trolled as well LOL

[@humility3727]

Loved the tiers segment. Lots of fun

[@bluetoothjjt23]

The tier list was honestly the troll of the year

[@OrionZera]

agent tierlist is the best segment ever

[@landenthe70s]

i dont even like valorant much but just love side show and the guys

[@johnnyisayak]

crazy raccoon are going to win berlin

[@dudeekill4win]

The egg malding out of his mind made my night. Genuinely the greatest segment possible since other plat chat with OW2 pitches.

[@patroni8]

you guys remember that one time steel went jett? it just came to my mind

[@tenkai3839]

I'd like to see VS Vs TL the executive style Vs the double op

[@virtues7551]

when do you play any smoke over astra besides on breeze

[@fiveafterseven]

In so excited for top 20 players lists next week

[@vangeles11]

Been a fan of this podcast for some time now and I wanna say that this episode has more instances of people talking over one another than most episodes. Was a little frustrating wanting to hear someone finish their argument/point. Not a major issue since I love the banter and all but just wanted to point that out.

[@jeps007]

My hot take is that VS is actually gonna win this tournament somehow... Korean Championships buff :)

[@JuanMartinez-xb8sm]

Imagine putting Brim on C when that agent was the one that made envy stress on masters finals. Smh

[@basedstvr3132]

agent tier list was tier 1 comedy

[@rashneesh4030]

Agent tier list is all time content

[@luc1.1]

sideshow regretting his fnstic take rn

[@warrenator7059]

sideshow looks like a saw a ghost 59:25

[@keyfragz6276]

Bro this tier list has me crying

[@Amalot]

How do I look as cool as Wyatt, asking for a friend?

[@keyfragz6276]

Alternative universe shaz gets food poisoning but instead of rawrcus they use SINNTRAA and win

[@fuelsbadman8881]

The comments thinking these guys weren't trolling sideshow with the agents tier list though.

[@ahmoodk]

they should do asuna, ethan, hiko, steel and dicey

[@darthasavage7213]

LOL wyatt have to go to cvs at 3 am man

[@Catacendre]

Calling it, Skadoodle is about to pop off on Chamber if he stays on T1.

[@robreid5229]

Agent ranking was so painful

[@SinaMorovati]

1:04:25 - 1:05:20 Sideshow still mad! 🤣

[@nik_mik]

WYATT IS LITERALLY THROWING WITH THIS FUCKING TIERLIST JESUS CHRIST

[@nik_mik]

ok nevermind it was troll, nice😎

[@kieieiee9343]

Surprising how they started the tier Ranking by saying it is based upon there gut feeling and nothing else , and then they go on to put a freakin asian team over fnatic. I don't even want to discuss what fnatic did in group d Berlin , but you guys must be feeling real dumb at this point. Like you expect sentinels who won Iceland and then did terrible at Berlin to get there shit back and do great again and then at the same time think the runners up straight up can't even keep up with an asian team? I mean omg

[@false4376]

Vision strikers 6 acend 5 (not off the EU hopium)

[@Eljoaco4699]

2:38:20 is so funny now as a kru fan

[@Tr3ysk1]

RACCOON NUMBER 1

[@eliphillips2564]

Is Balla the LS of Valorant lmao

[@thealmightychuck2038]

Sideshow. You alright man?

[@smithhpk]

couldnt it be JasonR for TSM's igl?

[@petrp4427]

D stands for Doesn't do dick - Sideshow 2021

[@giraffesneck5531]

Banning 4 stacks is the worst thing to ever happen to the game. I would rather have breach have 27 flashes

[@nik_mik]

I AM MALDINGGGGG AT THIS FUCKING TIER LIST

[@vaayuo]

Best sova is Jay "not even trolling" won

[@revlo9149]

the liquid copium is off the charts

[@ecoxer4874]

(Champions rankings) going back to the original question posed by sideshow, “let’s figure out the teams that COULD win the tournament”, you can’t not include Envy, Acend, and even C9. You’re telling me that C9 can’t win this tournament? I’m not saying that they will win or even have a solid chance, but they COULD win. All good tho!

[@ecoxer4874]

Ok, just got to the part where Josh said C9 could be a dark horse to win. I’m satisfied lol

[@SinaMorovati]

It was all trolls, too... 🤣🤣🤣

[@The.Wallaby]

I play with a group of 4 (me included) around silver/low gold. After this patch, we can no longer 4 stack. So either we find a rando to queue with us and wait 20 minutes for a game, or one of us has to sit out while the others play. But no four stack. We’re silver and low gold and just want to play with our friends, but I guess that’s no longer an option. It makes no sense to me why only 4 stacks would get shafted, especially at our rank. None of us are hitting the leaderboards, none of us are getting out of gold, so why are we getting penalized for wanting to play with our friends? Guess it’s time to move to Halo.

[@felipwild]

you just have to make a new friend :D

[@SSolK]

The reason is because 4 stacks tend to be extra toxic towards the 1 person left out. Way too ez to blame the one person not in chat

[@SSolK]

By chat, I mean discord or whatever you use

[@chiranadevsath8315]

In gold-diamond getting a 5 stack que is not that hard in peak times. But the higher the ranks you go it sucks

[@SinaMorovati]

Suicide by Lucio' Ohs! 🤣🤣

[@zhake4115]

no one notice team secret oh nice the rooster are veterans on fps btw

[@Brokenfar]

I think the CS:GO major viewer numbers are kind of misleading - they were so heavily reliant on the BY FAR most popular CIS team in NAVI in the final, combined with by far the most popular CS player in S1mple finally having a shot at getting his first major after so many years of disappointment and falling short, as well as the first major in like 2 years... I just cant see that combination coming together again. As for Nitr0, I think he is a very talented player but he was kicked from TL for poor play prior to coming to Valorant, so I feel like how desired he would be to return is more based on reputation than performance. Plus, he would basically need to move to Europe with his wife and 10 month old child in tow, so i think if he is considering going back, it is definitely one of those memory fallacies where you only remember the positives

[@carlsong6438]

Fnatic might suck relative to what they were, but theyre still gonna beat the minor region teams...

[@Edgedancer_]

I like this.

[@DrewHales]

If NA CSGO was good it would make sense for nitro to get back into CSGO but NA CSGO is almost nonexistent rn

[@manjoot44]

20:30, bruh

[@swiftsos684]

if i was sideshow i would have been SCREAMING what are these tiers😭😭 they are so dumb i can’t

[@dudupaludoguscamargo4505]

my personall team rankings are from worst to best: X10 FURIA secret fnatic vikings cr kru acend full sense vivo liquid c9 vs envy gambit sentinels

[@brunofernandes4115]

Avast... dont ever come to Brazil

[@Daniel-xl1cx]

Someone turn off Wyatt mic when doing tier lists🤣😭😭😭

[@cachexxcookies]

Predictions: Sentinels Liquid Gambit Envy Cloud 9 Acend Fnatic

[@tanay4972]

how do you have three teams from the same group?

[@cachexxcookies]

@@tanay4972 For single elimination bracket 8 teams will qualify. From Group A: Acend and Envy Group B: Sen and Liquid Group C: Gambit and CR(Maybe) Group D: Fnc and C9 For single elimination the draw will be random according to Riot so the draw could be anything. I'm not so sure though