WE'RE BACK BABY! - Worst Premade Ever Podcast #01

[@wpepodcast]

You can listen to the audio version of this podcast on your favourite podcasting platforms such as SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/show/5UhKe3Xlh4rTt6IS2Giu4q?si=7e380cccb9264923 and also APPLE PODCASTS: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/worst-premade-ever-podcast/id1689028580

[@PsychoEagle1101]

why is jake so twitchy??

[@spartanretro]

Quick bit of info for Ellis- the company that made the Panzer General game is Strategic Simulations Inc

[@sethsnapneck7433]

Im surprised they didn't name the channel Worst Podcast Ever

[@DarkWolf22k]

Well that already exists

[@jasonxnl2628]

Wpe: hhmmm write that down

[@ThatOneGuy45290]

That's just called the Joe rogan podcast

[@dakelong6047]

Or worst precast ever

[@lukerowbotham7570]

It’s because they are the worst at everything 😂

[@Its_Katyusha232]

Finally Kath and Gabby can now prove they are 2 separate people and not just one person doing 2 voices XD

[@24105252]

Still not convinced

[@mrskope]

Can't be the case because they supposedly both have a boyfriend that's kinda suspicious

[@Goremize]

They very good ventriloquists

[@angrychef9693]

Its a convincing Ai Fake, gotta give em that. I mean do you see them in the same frame or camera? Not onvinced yet xD

[@midnightmatter2028]

I am STUNNED no one made a joke about Jonk's portrait being the biggest... XD

[@crimson5689]

Give it time XD

[@nchappy16]

he’s compensating

[@darkdragonite120]

hes the main character tho

[@Whydidmyhandlechange414]

Main character syndrome 😂

[@Koril]

They need to fit both him and his forehead

[@rover_libra]

I like how the colours of the microphones are the same colour as the text each of them use in their videos. Also, this is the first time I watched a podcast in its entirety. I really enjoyed it!

[@AzureMoebius22]

Alex is completely right about dating sites. I've never had a relationship last that came from a dating site. My happiest relationship started with a girl I met in a group I'm part of on Facebook, who asked me one day if I wanted to chat and write. Sadly, I lost her indirectly to Covid back in September 2022, God rest her soul, but that was the happiest relationship I ever had.

[@64BBernard]

Sorry for your loss. 😢

[@freewyvern707]

God rest her soul. Glad that you had those happy times that you did.

[@Bootysmoothie]

Boyfriends from grindr 😂 not intentionally met to hookup just did eventually

[@lordfordification]

I wonder if Cath and Ellis ever get their lip rings tangled

[@exemplar7205]

The look of pure joy on Gabby's face when Alex mentioned Bee Keeping lol

[@firebat2120]

So happy to see the podcast comeback after a long time. Most podcast seen to mostly talk about certain subjects, but this one feels like it is a bunch of people getting together and talking about the random things coming in their mind as the podcast goes on. I feel that makes it more entertaining.

[@MichaelAxe]

WPE in human form! I approve.

[@trollman1296]

A question: Where's the table and will it be used in future episodes Edit: Damn Jake's receding hairline scares me

[@Bootysmoothie]

It looks like his hair got ripped out in one small patch but it actually is a nice shape otherwise

[@SirEatsCrackAlot]

1:20:07

[@Sniper_4_Life]

Is it just me or does Jake kind of look like a crazy scientist ? Like, seriously, someone get this man a lab coat.

[@jenniehm]

Hi WPE I just wanted to write a quick message saying thank you for being your lovely and chaotic selves.Your encouragement and casual behaviour towards getting therapy and understanding who you are without being judged helped me reach out and get help. I now feel no shame in my past, and who I am as a person, and you guys have been a part of that journey and I cannot thank you enough 💜

[@sevengeckos327]

Oh my fucking god you all have actual faces and your all so pretty! (Took me a while to shake the vomiting fits from looking at Jake’s hairline but thankfully the therapy is helping)

[@Bootysmoothie]

I thought it looked OK until I saw the other side and went fuuuck thank god I don't have that 😂

[@Charlie.G]

that's what I was saying they're all kinda hot, and Ellis and Cath's piercings are so cool

[@swamproman2007]

ellis' childhood sounds a lot like mine 😎. military history kids ftw

[@Thanatos35]

Yo

[@Cheep-Cheep]

Noicccee

[@xnormas]

WAZZZZZUP

[@0Sweetsy0]

I am so happy to see the return of this channel

[@tetriss1722]

I love Gabby's energy SO MUCH! Thank you for this, hopefully there will be more ♥

[@Greensky212]

if it hasn't been mentioned I think the book Ellis is talking about is called war stories for young boys its a series from J. Eldridge

[@noahcraven]

Jacksepticeye and Ethan Nestor’s podcast Brain Leak has a recurring segment where they do an agony aunt type thing where they purposefully answer lowkey serious questions and situations in the WORST way possible. it makes for some really silly tangents and imaginary situations. very cool idea and i’d love to see you guys so something similar with reddit posts

[@rifracaroli]

love that went from "Meme Time" to "Roasting WPE Time" in 1s.

[@feeshcake921]

Finally! I love the past podcast you've made. Didn't think you guys would ever continue this so this is one more thing to look forward in the future. Great first episode btw. Truly one of the most podcast of all time.

[@HellmanakaUselessTeamakaDevad]

Ellis laughing brings joy to my soul :)

[@GoldwingSphinxx]

Love it! 🌟 I laughed about a thousand times! Nick saying to stop reading his messages absolutely killed 😂 I can't wait for the next podcast! Also, you all look really great, especially Cath & Gabby 🤍🩵💛💜💚 I bet the people who hated on Gabby at first are feeling pretty foolish now that she's proven to be a comedy gold mine haha! 👏✨

[@Zombie-rj6nd]

I'm actually pleasantly surprised of how thick-skinned you guys are. Its a good sign that means you guys will go far in the KZbin sphere.

[@lunadarkness4280]

I love the podcasts! I appreciate Ellis mentioning shingles tho coz I got shingles when I was a teen, on the inside of my thighs I think. I’ve never had chickenpox, and I did think shingles was based in older people but young peeps can get them too! My Nan recently recovered from shingles and she got them on her shoulders I think. Can’t remember a lot of what it was like but it was bad. Thanks Ellis! ❤️

[@matthewbrooks5470]

Regarding their WPE characters, I do recall starting watching their stuff around a year ago and while I didn’t think it extended to non-KZbin life, I did think a lot of the ribbing was really harsh. It just took some getting used to, and I will say having some genuinely sweet interactions (I think they were usually in the Sims series) helped to correct those early perceptions

[@alphaone5406]

As a Fellow Military History Nerd I welcome thee Ellis

[@theghettohuitzilopochtli0707]

I love the first episode of the new podcast, worth the wait of 3 years.

[@MonoToneDeaf]

ELLIS i also had the sweats, and grew like 12" in like a summers time. the stretch marks and back pain is the WORST. we have alot in common which is probably why you are my favorite!

[@brandonsteinbach4208]

So glad the podcast is back

[@beaverkinght5093]

I'm Asian, so at the age of 13-18 you have to go to Middle School. My teenage years was quit good since I've got to meet some of my best friend for that period. But after I reached like the age of 15, everything went to shit for no reason. I was a chunky boi for all my life so I get it some might not like you before they get to know you. But when I've turned 15, I've been noticing these 2 friends which I'm not close but we still know each other started to bully me for no reason until the day graduate. And talking bout my first time getting drunk, me and my classmate used to go on these end of year trips every time we went up a level in shcool. So this time we were heading into the final year so we went on a trip to a holiday city nearby our school. This girl's dad who is in my class decided to give us 2 bottles of whiskey and vodka each so we can enjoy on our trip. So when night comes we all group together to play cards and we started drinking. 2 hours later the girls all went to sleep or went out to buy supper. Me and my 3 friends who still are playing cards just kept drinking. Then we decide to have a drinking game to see who can hold their alchohol the most so we went to ask the girl who brought the alcohol if we can finish it. she said yes and then we finisih 1 bottle of whisket and then the bottle of vodka. That was my first time getting drunk. one of my friend vomitted after 4 cans of beer. Guess he really is a lightweight

[@Flyingdurito]

Love that little intro graphic and I’m glad to see this is a thing again

[@PsychoGoldVideos]

Great podcast guys! Glad to see it back in action. Looking forward to future episodes

[@oneboltshortofreason]

Ellis' book series is Warpath, I read that lot too.

[@SirPirckleton]

HOLY CRAP thank you SO much. Been trying to remember them for AGES!

[@ianmillard1604]

This was flipping hilarious 10/10 would watch again

[@pilummurialis6490]

SO HAPPY to see the Podcast back! I can finally listen to these as a great piece while doing work

[@gaminglmao3032]

Holy SHIT! What a major improvement from the previous podcast :)

[@whentheandtheyeah7206]

HOLY SHIT FINALLY IT'S BACK! also its uncanny seeing them all as i hardly see their faces

[@belovedsantoryu4568]

Oh damn this was an amazing podcast! I love your content guys and it was just something I didn’t know I needed it. It was really cool to hear you talk about WPE and your life outside of it. I think this is a breath of fresh air around your unique content and I could hear you guys talking about any kind of stuff you want to

[@spartanretro]

Ellis actually did a pretty good job explaining the TikTok ban to his credit

[@rachelcullins7966]

Gabby, this is easy to say coming from someone who isn’t part of an internet group, but don’t let assholes get to you and make you insecure! You’re beautiful and so funny! Hopefully over time, shitty people’s comments won’t get to you. Both you and Cath are beautiful! Don’t you forget it! ❤

[@Cbyneorne]

Ellis and Alex are also beautiful. Jake... could go either way, depending on the lighting.

[@shellygreaves9937]

My partner has a large deep scar on his back from chicken pox because he had a rare case where they went inwards and he developed sepsis because of them, he had to have a drain in his back and was laid in bed for 6 weeks at 10 years old , honestly chicken pox and shingles are awful to have ,even though they are "typical" childhood diseases they are brutal x

[@williammouzer-bh7rz]

Love how in the description of the podcast it says ‘desperately trying to keep up with current events’ even tho that was one of the reason I’d listen to it and Alex his weird and single

[@jordanproudfoot2545]

I've been looking forward to this coming out ....only watched the first 5 min but its already funny

[@JustADogLover396]

For what it's worth. You are all amazing people, and Gabby you are 100% my favorite. I don't go too far back to watch the videos because they don't have Gabby in it. For the rest of WPE, she gets the #1 spot cause of the accent. I love her accent so much. You all have great quirks and personalities as well. Have a good day you all.

[@Bootysmoothie]

Oh 100 percent I get a little annoyed sometimes but I do love everyone and gabby really knocks it in my ass good . Proper farting giggles almost shit myself one day. Literally one day I had my hand over my asshole and shit and was just horribly embarrassed

[@DarkWolf22k]

Alex is my favorite... Even better when he wore that costume 😏🤣

[@saltyscoundrel4368]

41:45 I love that scene 😂

[@breadstick3787]

Less than 10 minutes in and loving this already - you guys NEED to keep this going it’s so much fun to listen and watch!

[@fhdang8978]

with the prize ones i love clicking on them and just wasting their time its a great pass time and it makes me feel better about my self

[@fugax3383]

this is the first time i have seen a podcast of them and i loved it, hope to see more of this, great job guys

[@LordGeneralButtoms6969]

This great i love the offline format since the shit u guys say are hilarious 😂 and the end tune is pretty catchy i like it, Keep it up u guys love this

[@ghosteater100]

I'm so glad the podcasts are back! I always love the funny stories you have to share

[@rogercastle7495]

Y'alls dynamic is magical. I find myself laughing at every single one of your videos!

[@IAmTheShadowStar]

27:24 God damn, Gabby's good at making ali-a faces

[@doobedoobeedowaaa4615]

the ppl apart of the podcast are obviously great, but the graphics and colors are also really great! glad it’s back

[@steampunkfox4932]

So was Ellis going to say the Metaverse was like Sword Art Online?

[@SirPirckleton]

Yup hahahaha

[@steampunkfox4932]

@@SirPirckleton honestly I can understand the comparison although Metaverse probably wishes it was anything like Sword Art Online

[@immacat515]

Literally everything you said about "knowing each others limits" etc, is always what catches me off guard about you guys. I have some very hard limits, due to massive trauma etc, so it would be fair to judge I'd never fit into this type of group/show. But goodness I cannot help but wonder if it was set up 'just right,' what would it be like and if I would enjoy it at all. You know? You guys have some jokes that'd just absolutely never fly with me. However, knowing the context and content y'all have just makes me ceaselessly curious about what is and isn't ok for my own personal self. Also, gods is it hard to learn ones limits when you're trying to not become a doormat anymore. Sweet baby jesus. Anyways, I liked the last bit because it really is a great point to really think upon and also helps people realize you guys are in fact real people and they shouldn't be shitheads to you all the time just because it's online. Maybe even a diaper change or two for them xD

[@CarmesiSange]

Really enjoyed this ! Love that there is more of your content to watch ❤

[@kenkodesu]

After 3 years. they're back. They're finally back!

[@AJMalice90]

I know exactly the series of books Elis was on about! Bought all of them as a kid. They were great and perfect stories. Thought I was the only one!

[@crimson5689]

Glad these are back!

[@The_KlaVra]

It feels weird finally seing faces behind the laughs, I dont have time to watch the Twitch, but you are all lovely ladies and gentlemans, also the colour microphones is really fucking cool.

[@cattamer79]

This was fantastic guys! I will now be binging the rest of them, as it fits into my schedule of binging the Livestream archive. Also, Cath i love what I can see of the top/dress you have on! And the purple glasses are a perfect accent for you 💜

[@Hnmaster]

Seeing this back in action really is surreal.

[@EyedBear]

I bet that Jake was VERY similar to Bobby Hill in King of the Hill when he was a kid 34:36

[@Thanatos35]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 damn it jake

[@Axel_Whitlock]

love the mic colors matching their text colors in he regular videos, good touch there!

[@steampunkfox4932]

I’m so happy this is back

[@KarlPastrana]

30:46 I'm with ellis here especially since as a young boy toy soldiers is always bought for you, so i got into military history pretty young as well 33:21 looking at alex not being able to relate while jonk and ellis nerds out is funny 😅

[@thewingedserpent5823]

"Underage drinking is not it": meanwhile in austria, where 13 year olds drink beer measured in liters and you are one of 3 out of 25 people in your class who hasn't been drunk at least once at age 14

[@airrams6097]

just checked wpe podcasts 4 hours ago and thought when will they upload a new episode and now we are here. Also I clicked 2 links and lost 10k. Great podcast.

[@winter7296]

Thats an ace lil opening animation

[@tobykamske5701]

Great entertainment as always! But give Alex and espc Cath more speech time :)

[@dovacraft5772]

i like these types of podcasts. the type to just talk about random stuff and chill, not those alpha chad cringe ones

[@queden1841]

Lol I got those stipes on my back too, my mom always thought I got in fights at school and that's how I got them xD

[@psychic7615]

Ellis looked like he was ready to lay an egg. 😂😂 I love your video podcasts, please keep them coming.

[@warbirdgamer]

Ellis would love that commando comics

[@emily-janevollmar8451]

Everyone looks soo lovely and I love how i can finally put faces to everyone don't listen to the bullies you all are beautiful people each deserving of compassion keep doing your amazing work.

[@brianhutcherson1700]

I knew there was a reason I liked Gabby when she mentions critically thinking that was it lol

[@deviousslugcat4201]

Jake is starting to look like Wilson from don't starve

[@alicannonfodderfun8596]

I do like how they are scientifically proving why they are bullying jake in the videos and how healthy that is...... I approve of this method.

[@Whydidmyhandlechange414]

This whole grooming thing has taken a whole new context since Schofield-Gate 😂

[@Erkle64]

Just leaving some validation. Or valuation, whichever you prefer.

[@noahcraven]

IVE BEEN SO EXCITED FOR THIS YEAAAAHHH

[@benmerripen]

Love the podcast But bloody hell I feel dumb, I only realised at 1 hour 8 minutes that the microphones were colour coded

[@benjytom7371]

Ever since I got my DT990 Pros and DT770 Pros, I just keep seeing them in places and I just pick them right out.

[@monicaclaassens1576]

Welcome back on the podcasts Great stuff

[@exemplar7205]

The irony of a Tik tok ad appearing on this video didnt go over my head lol

[@fhdang8978]

i know its not relevant but i love that jank watches RT too

[@lordfordification]

I can relate to Alex, i knew a horse girl with one arm in Florida. Now she lives in London and is a model.

[@Imfromjamaicaman]

Jonk looked like Ray Liotta in Goodfellas on the thumbnail

[@captainblack3043]

I am happy i have another podcasts to follow

[@Remnatis]

As a teenage boy myself, I understand your fear, I'm also currently into medieval history so I have massive plastic swords for combat laying about the house, I also feel like I will get stabbed by a 14 yr old

[@Adurite_]

GENUINELY SCREAMED HOW DID I JUSR SEE THIS I MISSED TGHE PODCAST FOR AGES

[@davrowpot5585]

Since Ellis likes military stuff, I think he'll love Game of the Generals (GoG, it's a multiplayer board game in our country)

[@Bootysmoothie]

I never expected Alex to have such nice casual decor . The clock and blinds are cute and the lights just make Alex look so joyous it's cool to see him feeling real good about himself

[@haqidaz6119]

FINALLY!!!! Another podcast (almost) as scuffed as GOONS podcast to listen to when I supposed to be working yeaaay

[@fhdang8978]

great intro and everything woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo podcastsssssssssssssssssssss

[@perchomize9675]

I've been waiting for the podcast to come back n

[@Edelwe1ss]

A few while ago, I made a (not at all) realistic portrait of Jake on discord and included a mean comment, idk if any of you still remember; Have been thinking about it since then and listening to this made me realise that I shouldn't have said that, I am sorry and Jake you're a beautiful man

[@sansplays123]

Jakes hair looks like the guy from the incredibles 1

[@Kitteh.B]

Whoa, it's so crazy putting faces to names/voices after only ever being exposed to the WPE clips on the main channel lol Great podcast, definitely enjoyed listening/watching at work :]

[@brianbittermann9331]

Have you seen their livestreams ?

[@Kitteh.B]

@@brianbittermann9331 I have not, I've only seen the montages and stuff they post on the main WPE channel. Incidentally, I happened to get recommended an older video a few hours after I watched this one that Jake showed his webcam in lol

[@brianbittermann9331]

@@Kitteh.B cath and gabby are very beautiful, Jake and ellis are lucky