I just imagined myself sitting in front of him while he was losing his sanity every second, and me doing this face "🙂"
@user-wo2wt8fm5l10 ай бұрын
OMG SAME 🤣🤣🤣
@norafiqahlove425110 ай бұрын
Fr?! 😂😂😂
@madumu121010 ай бұрын
SAME
@MochaMochi-zy4ly10 ай бұрын
AHAHA YES SAME
@taytertotize10 ай бұрын
Glad we are all on the same page 😂
@icanseeyoulooking10 ай бұрын
Listener: Whats the title of the book? Eggsmr: My diary.
@IdkIdk-lk8cg10 ай бұрын
Well I hope im not the only one WO WAS FR GETTING SCARED OF HIM EVERY SECOND
@saraHernandez-xo4ig6 ай бұрын
Me too i will be terrified if i had a friend like him @@IdkIdk-lk8cg
@SylviaJohnson-wt8lg6 ай бұрын
Me: Ah yes, Diary of a Yandere I like this
@IdkbutilovemusicАй бұрын
I thought that too
@cryptid972510 ай бұрын
I love how this implies that the listener is oblivious as hell 😭 Like imagine towards the end of his story, listener is still not getting it and is instead thinking "Damn, is this a creepypasta reading? 👀🍿"
@MarsCherry10 ай бұрын
LMFAOO
@xielianobsessor9 ай бұрын
they’re like: “damn man you should upload this to AO3! people would love this yandere trope” 😭💀
@Bingobongorightonthemoney9 ай бұрын
No because I genuinely would’ve thought it was such a great story and would’ve just assumed we were going to bed when he locked the door 💀💀
@Banana_strawberry_Milkshake10 ай бұрын
I like apples and bananas Who knew so many ppl liked apples and bananas
@scaremebitch571110 ай бұрын
Me too bro me too
@primeyoriichi10 ай бұрын
Same
@Ava._.menzzz10 ай бұрын
Me too bro, me too 👍
@wiellow10 ай бұрын
i like tortles
@crystalinerose806010 ай бұрын
Same here 💃
@alesofcisne10 ай бұрын
Plot twist: listener thought all this time they were a couple and it’s so dense that in their sleepover hearing the story they think being called “friend” it’s an indirect way to break up with them. That’s why they ended up so silent. (Whole audio), Dense listener: wait… are you breaking up with me?
@_blxoom_10 ай бұрын
that would be so funny lmao😭
@kixxenwalla16710 ай бұрын
Okay, so I'm not the only one who thought it. 😂 Listener gets called friend by the bpy they thought they were dating this entire time: "Why are you breaking up with me?" 😭💔 Yandere that thought he was talking to a really dense listener, suddenly in the situation of accidentally breaking up his fixation because said person thought that they were dating: "Wait... *WE WERE DATING?!?!?* "
@unconditionallyvalid3 күн бұрын
@@alesofcisne i love this concept
@nydavis310910 ай бұрын
i know for sure I'd be looking around the room being like "is this f**king play about us?" Euphoria reference
@Unkown_6727 ай бұрын
"I could show you how my mum..." YES OF COURSE I LOVE FOOD "no?" AWWW why MY FOOD
@Forgetmetomorrow10 ай бұрын
"but the friend is really dense" ☠️☠️☠️
@_blxoom_10 ай бұрын
fr😭
@ilovehollowknightwaytoomuc17686 ай бұрын
I felt offended
@schizophrenicbaby1114 ай бұрын
Hit different !!
@Alex_in_Wonderland11110 ай бұрын
“I can see you’ve already eaten half of them” DAAAMMMNNN You gotta call me out like that?!🤣
@amberg413110 ай бұрын
Two things that should never been said in the same sentence Yandere and sleepover
@LouX4535 ай бұрын
Two things that SHOULD be said in the same sentence Yandere and sleepover
@amberg41315 ай бұрын
@@LouX453 like a bittersweet romance novel
@azarashi_lessthan310 ай бұрын
As someone who is so oblivious that they only found out their friends were dating four months after they broke up, I'm feeling very called out by this audio lol. I would probably listen to this whole soliloquy and say with all seriousness, "Okay so my first tip would be to read the dialogue out loud to see if it sounds natural."
@gluek08139 ай бұрын
I remember how turned out that my friend was actually dating me and I didn’t even know💀 the realisation hit me only when I reread our chat when my English was better and I wasn’t that dumb🙏
@_XShadowdustX_8 ай бұрын
When he was telling the story i was like "HOW MANY PAGES DO YOU HAVE?!!!!"
@Itzasmores_10 ай бұрын
"Maybe that's not the only thing they'll make him lose" is crazy smooth for you Eggsmr. That or I'm just unpure and I'm sorry lol.
@JellyOnAPancakeAyyyy10 ай бұрын
😳😳 what did he meant by that??
@221.127 ай бұрын
Erm.. v!rg!n1ty..? 😞@@JellyOnAPancakeAyyyy
@rasputnikhrenov97105 ай бұрын
@@JellyOnAPancakeAyyyy probably the V card
@JellyOnAPancakeAyyyy5 ай бұрын
@@rasputnikhrenov9710 😭😭
@RENEEISMOOSE10 ай бұрын
YES I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME HOW YOUR MOM MAKES FAJITAS!!
@MarsCherry10 ай бұрын
Imagine the Friend is still oblivious and at the end she’s like “damn didn’t know you were a wattpad writer as a side hustle”
@SodaADayKeepsTheSanityAway10 ай бұрын
Bro is being completely normal about his OCs, just like any author. Just like me for real.
@SodaADayKeepsTheSanityAway10 ай бұрын
Also sir why are you making me beta your self-insert story?? Huh?? Though it is pretty impressive that you wrote this all in a notebook instead of upon it, respect.
@lettuce_eater612512 күн бұрын
He did NOT just call me slow. 💀
@nydavis310910 ай бұрын
THE WAY MY FACE DROPS AT THE LOCK PART
@harshitatejinder36644 ай бұрын
Girl I my heart skipped a beat in fear
@my_vlog247810 ай бұрын
“They are just so oblivious” Egg, honey, Im autistic I’m not gonna pick up on indirect flirtation… But I think I’m starting to get it now
@Sharkblue1565 ай бұрын
Yeah I’m autistic too
@MemorySlaughter10 ай бұрын
Fun Fact: A baby spider is called a spiderling.
@beagle_is_my_boss140210 ай бұрын
Meanwhile after the speech me the still very oblivious listener giving very thoughtful advice about any potholes, genre mixing, foreshadowing, or subtext and telling him it would make a great plot intro to an awesome yandere story and then whipping out my phone to show him all of the weird yandere KZbin videos I have saved.
@KitKit_wonders10 ай бұрын
I think this is the face I would use if I was the best friend "😐".
@mothsodyssey10 ай бұрын
My dumbass would still think he's talking about someone else. Maybe it's for the best though, since he's the one who fell for a lesbian. 💀 Your acting is great as ever, egg. Great job!! Keep it up dude :)
@lyyla_2.0.0.9.95 ай бұрын
"i don’t know, im just thinking what of what stuff we can do.." *"WHY NOT OMEGLE??"* i swear i be fucking nuts in the site LMAO (even tho its gone now HHAHAHA)
@-hxney_ch4n-10 ай бұрын
17:15 THAT WAS SO HOT LMAOHDILUADFUGQFG
@zeynepcicek676210 ай бұрын
"Don't go to the basement tonight" ok babygirl. Who did you kill btw. "I've been writing this story.. could you give me feedback?" BESTIE SAY NO MORE, YOU WANT A BETA I'LL BE YOUR BETA ♡ "He's a boy, with hair color just like mine-" boy DO NOT spoon feed me your self insert novel (I'll shove it in my mouth by the handful by myself thanks) "What do you think of him so far? [..] right?? He did nothing wrong, right?!" Yeah he's little meow meow. You know who else is a little meow meow? He's in front of me right here
@_blxoom_10 ай бұрын
bro wrote a script for the script but the last line is fr😭
@itsnotme_iswear9 ай бұрын
SWEATY😭😭😭
@StarssontoyouАй бұрын
“Wait… is this a fucking play about us?” - Maddy Perez, Euphoria S2 EP7
@StalkingMeHuh9 ай бұрын
this is genuinely so frigging sweet oml..- like idk about yall but this is chefs kiss ngl
@StalkingMeHuh9 ай бұрын
alr nvm while he was reading the story i was fr holding my cross necklace at my screen😭😭
@_XShadowdustX_8 ай бұрын
@@StalkingMeHuhsame bruh!
@knockknocknooneiscoming10 ай бұрын
"Wow, you are such a passionate writer :)"
@demibee5055Ай бұрын
Stop I would actually say that🤣😭
@corpsemess3 ай бұрын
Him: *explaining the plot * Me: "That's...beautiful Katy" 😀🙂
@TDThatDerpyGamer7 ай бұрын
I would love one of these but mid-way through talking about the confession the listener just smooches him, startling him, just shuttin his cute panic-obsession up :')
@Amoureunwoo10 ай бұрын
Im like “CRAZY WRITING DUDE!! your storytelling is great!🤩☝️”
@GuadaGlitchX6 ай бұрын
Plot Twist: The listener is just neurodivergent JFDSKFLSAL
@Melanie.Martinez.Fan.forlife4 ай бұрын
I am neurodivergent💔
@demibee5055Ай бұрын
Like me 🫠
@devikun223410 ай бұрын
I would have just been cuddling him throughout his entire story, and at the end of it, say, "But i wanna stay😊".... does this mean im not mentally stable?😮
@Janoussa10 ай бұрын
Same 🤭
@sasha636710 ай бұрын
the ending got me giggling and kicking my feet
@sasha636710 ай бұрын
damn it my sixth time listening
@nydavis310910 ай бұрын
I need a willing listener part 2
@bitter_lemons10 ай бұрын
That should be me🎶 holding your hand🎶that should be me making you laugh🎶
@z.exm.z304110 ай бұрын
Just wanna comment and say, thank you for making me feel loved. Listening to yours and others audios makes me happy and smile whenever I'm really going through it. I know its just a silly audio and some are silly toxic audios, but I really love them. Anything to feel loved by another that isn't just family.
@whiteshard.productions6 ай бұрын
I love how he says some things. MAH-REE-OH CAH-T
@Rinn_Brookes10 ай бұрын
I dont have many friends and me and my bf just had a huge disagreement. We almost broke up and my anxiety has been off the roof. I needed this. I needed someone to talk to me and appreciate me. Great audio as always Egg!! ❤️❤️🥰❤️
@Rinn_Brookes10 ай бұрын
@@AdisaSweetie thank you 🥹❤️
@dawvwr10 ай бұрын
ughhhh that ending, such a good voice acting
@i_dont_know_anymore0010 ай бұрын
egg, thank you for making me feel valid, and helping my self-esteem and mental health. your asmrs truly help, and I'm so happy i found you. you've inspired me to slowly try to create asmrs, and making me wanna become a vtuber - i love you, egg
@Noza2910 ай бұрын
This deserve to be seen fr
@i_dont_know_anymore0010 ай бұрын
thanks, and I truly hope it will be seen by egg.
@Aylilla10 ай бұрын
Eggs calm voice has me screaming and kicking my feet help me😭
@masoodahgeorge465110 ай бұрын
1:20 That was so cute and idk whyy aww
@carolinekezia28310 ай бұрын
Please I started tearing up at the end. It was too scary the way he started losing it every second 😭
@prenimystic10 ай бұрын
--> Giggling, grinning, kicking my feet, squealing, rolling around, fantasizing, daydreaming, wiritng fanfics, swooning, manifesting, pleading, praying, crumbling to the floor, hitting the ground, shaking my stuffed animals by their shoulders, punching my pillow, crying in the shower, listening to audios, giggling, grinning -->
@kimberlysergio178210 ай бұрын
Yay the yandere king has posted here’s some snacks to eat while y’all listen to the audio 🍫🍿🧋🍡🧁🍰🎂🥟🥗🍝🌮🌯🍕🍔🫐🍌🍉🍒🍇🍐hope your full after the snacks 😊
@Iheartmyself12010 ай бұрын
thanks pookie 🫵😦
@kimberlysergio178210 ай бұрын
@@Iheartmyself120 your welcome pookie 😁
@anexor970010 ай бұрын
Too many. I’m stuffed. 😭 But am thankful anyways.
@kimberlysergio178210 ай бұрын
@@anexor9700 😝😁
@SkellySkellySkelly10 ай бұрын
CHILLS.
@AzureWhispersASMR10 ай бұрын
Damn... I got actual goosebumps towards the end. Amazing audio as always
@Ranboo_Ranboob3982 ай бұрын
I was scared I would have more broken bones Loved the audio egg! 😋
@jessssssss38210 ай бұрын
I am listening to that „good“ at the end for 6 minutes now
@peppermug10 ай бұрын
10/10 would sleep over again
@gingerrose32872 ай бұрын
bros on 3 perks and bucket of paint
@Mavisride0110 ай бұрын
Can't help but to think the entire time " Dang, how was I this blind to how mad love crazed he is😀"
@crazy_bunny-v1z10 ай бұрын
FORGET EVERYTHING WE HAVE SNAKKKKKKSSSSSS
@Gianna-g7d3 ай бұрын
Bro why did we say not to those fajitas, my big back would have said yes in a heartbeat
@St_lker10 ай бұрын
you make me giggle, my good sir. you make me giggle WAYYY to fucking easily w this videos and its a god damn crime. anyways, great video as always egg! keep up the amazing work!
@HazZzel-10 ай бұрын
I normally am pretty desensitized to the yandere stuff, but this geniunely creeped me out! I love it so much
@Muzans_daughter20087 ай бұрын
STOP I KEPT SMILING AT THIS🤭🤭 like yes, sir, thanks for feeding me yandere audios. i love them so much😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰 FEED ME MORE😍😍😍
@igotabooboo582910 ай бұрын
escaped the bone breaking
@SmolWolfess7 ай бұрын
aww, self-inserts are common for beginner writers! you know yourself the best and I'm honoured that you used me as inspiration for second lead! i really like the story so far, what seems to be a cute Lovestory turns dark and obsessive, i like how you excuse the main characters inexcusable behaviour! i like reading books from the villains perspective. and dark romance is also a fave of mine, so i like the general story and setting! maybe work over the rambly bits again though, i really liked it as a listening piece, but i think it doesn't come across quite right when reading it. I can't wait for you to finish writing it! I'm really excited to see what comes next. :3 and that's how i get my head bashed in for being too oblivious.
@Fafafs10009 ай бұрын
Did he say fajitas? I love fajitas 😭 1:30
@kurapikachuu711910 ай бұрын
Oh my, the story was so good it gave me chills but in a good way, especially the ending 🙈✨
@DaughterOfDrakes10 ай бұрын
I... think... the *friend*... would recommend that he get therapy.
@Undead_nugget9 ай бұрын
While listening to this My headphones said “battery low” really loud in a female British accent and it scared my so bad😅
@SlyviaElanor10 ай бұрын
I'm so excited! I can't wait for this!
@Russian_reich10 ай бұрын
LETS GO BRITISH BOY!!
@Yaoyao-zp4wv5 ай бұрын
us in this story is js straight up like adrien..
@fuscafobia9 ай бұрын
you have alredy made a yandere projection type? I think it would be a interesting one
@OliviaHaworth10 ай бұрын
"I like the story" 😁*i still dont know they like me*
@Benigno-v3u10 ай бұрын
I feel kinda bad hearing his voice broke down🥲
@bassieton10 ай бұрын
“or like mario kart, i’ve got a switch” i’m literally playing mario kart on my switch this is freaky
@angieg42127 ай бұрын
My reaction: Dang broo.. that story just broke me literally! Netflix will drop bigggg bucks for this dude! (I can’t capture Indirections)
@ilovehollowknightwaytoomuc17686 ай бұрын
Me, backing away slowly: "That's very cool, man! But I really have to go. It's getting late and I have to feed my dishes. Nice meeting with you again, bye!" *Slams the door behind me and makes a run for it*
@Womp_womp.to.you_10 ай бұрын
I wanna scream (im giggling rn)
@Benigno-v3u10 ай бұрын
✨Yuener💅🏿 just some personal hobbies and stuff✨ (I love that accent)
@Finalph10 ай бұрын
If egg drops a soft yandere asmr ill empty my wallet 😂
@camalemsy10 ай бұрын
Broski I listened to this in the middle of the night-- it was pitch dark and I live alone I was so scared what J had nightmares, good job 😭😭
@SpellboundWolf7 күн бұрын
Oh, this kid has been abused. Babe, who hurt you?
@analuna25435 ай бұрын
If I were as dense as he says I'd be like "damn what's next?"
@primeyoriichi10 ай бұрын
Because someone asked me which youtuber. I don't remember the name but it was either "Xan va" or "modern day mage" I have a playlist so I'll check if the audio is on it Edit:I found it quickly after it was Xan va He's more calm than eggsmr or Atleast from the ones I remember Edit:I haven't listened to Xan in a while so when I checked the first video I saw was 2 months ago of him saying he quit...
@Ryumiow10 ай бұрын
the amount of reflecting that's going on is funny
@CandVAY10 ай бұрын
Yap yap yap is all I heard from egg Okay but this was really cool- even tho it was a bit silly it was really awesome pawsome
@Chosenxdedits10 ай бұрын
I CANT WAITTT
@StanleyMarshall-se5be10 ай бұрын
911 whats ur emergency???🫀
@ONCIE_Lee10 ай бұрын
Well done as always.!!!
@Mewantfoodrn4 ай бұрын
Too bad..I really wanted to cook with him..that’s free cooking lessons man..😢
@dreamofthesea865910 ай бұрын
Omg I'm so messed up. In the middle of his insanity monologue I just thought "Oh my God, pin me down already-"
@AstralNightVA10 ай бұрын
I could eat more if my hands weren't in chains just saying
@amaymaypenguin10 ай бұрын
Omg I need a part 2 now
@olyy_kunkun10 ай бұрын
Oh my god I loved it, it kept me in anticipation of the story he was telling all the time. very good guide ❤❤
@stardevilbunny11879 ай бұрын
Ok but not the homie sounding a lot like me emotionally.... 😮
@SunshineAudios10 ай бұрын
I loved it. Amazing job Egg 💛💛💛
@melissaparker34010 ай бұрын
I know some activities we can do for a sleep over 🤭🤭
@selselsky10 ай бұрын
I'd die in this scenario because I'd really just be giving writing advice 😂.
@mailebox.10 ай бұрын
Jesus.,.,,,,. I'm finalyl eaerlly..... WOWOOHAOHOAWDHAHAAAHAHAHHAH i love your work egg. one of my favorite asmr artists i know‼‼ (I have classes in a few minutes)
@summeralsharif47756 ай бұрын
One of the best this most be a movie or a show in Netflix
@Alison-j5yКүн бұрын
The fact that eggsmr talked about it takes 2 is crazy after I just got it on my Nintendo switch
@LeaiheaiBrock-qy1oh10 ай бұрын
More yandere horror please 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 also did you say fajitas because hell yes I want some