Weakest FedEx Deliveryman

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Main featured mod: DC-10-30 FedEX
by kosnag
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Additional featured mod 1: Colored HUD - Color blind HUD
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Additional featured mod 3: Ace Combat 7 - MODDING TOOLBOX - LIGHTING
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[@kosnag]

what the hell am i done...

[@feliciarandom3734]

Have*

[@fadillah6014]

Creating a masterpiece perhaps?

[@kosnag]

@@feliciarandom3734 you know what? at first i wrote "have" but decided to delete comment and write "hell" xD

[@mhv8232]

​@@kosnag I think he’s correcting you not about “hell” word, but rather “am” because it’s more logical to write: what the hell have i done

[@linkfreeman1998]

U gave the poor ol DC-10 second chance to prove itself against the Erusans with only blewing up cargo doors. Congrats.

[@FullchanAnon]

Delivery Status: *In Combat*

[@ripnob]

Fedex 187 maintaining 5000, fox 3.

[@breadtoasted2269]

😂

[@MK_ULTRA420]

May they be protected by my order of Shamwows and Arabic toothbrushes!

[@jimmyphantom5572]

So that's why my order took longer to arrive 😂

[@VtuberHotelVKing]

cooool

[@SophiaF3499]

Can confirm, my uncle works for FedEx and he has over 30 confirmed air-to-air kills

[@SR_73]

"I have to deliver the mario plushies, if I don't come back... Well you know." -uncle

[@Star5aII]

@@SR_73 either the enemies will shot me down or Nintendo will

[@ricks.9456]

That makes him an ace, a requirement to fly FedEx.

[@Salvo04]

@@ricks.9456 we need those FedAces real quick

[@deeznuts-kw6yv]

@@SR_73I believe those were his last words before he was shot down by a Nintendo copyright air squadron

[@Gilicus18793420blazingfury]

"They call me the Death Cruiser 10 for a reason." - DC-10

[@polandballrbx9954]

This is a MD11?

[@frylucas]

@@polandballrbx9954 DC-10/MD-10. Notice the lack of winglets, that's the best way to tell the DC-10 and the MD-11 apart.

[@polandballrbx9954]

@@frylucas thank you

[@linkfreeman1998]

​@@frylucasalso, look a little bit more, and u'll notice that the tailplane of the MD-11 is way smaller than it should be compared to DC/MD-10.

[@MD11Aviatior-uv2pc]

Md11

[@Feverthepro]

“We’re introducing small changes to our FedEx cargo planes to prevent piracy and severe damage to products!” The “small” changes:

[@stephaniegalliart859]

This is why you always pack boxes with proper padding around the sides, in case they get jostled in a dogfight.

[@SilvaDreams]

Here is some irony for you, FedEx actually has a laser anti-missile system on their planes that commonly fly over potentially hostile air spaces... So yes Fed-Ex is technically has armed their delivery planes.

[@stuffffuts3480]

@@SilvaDreamsTurns out FedEx really is fielding the YAL-1, go figure.

[@Arash_Leopard]

Flares 'n chaff, Sidewinders (Air to Air) , Mavericks (Air to Ground), 1200lbs bombs

[@SharkSweeper]

As of today, the FedEx Federation was attacked by the Amazon Union, over the FedEx Space Elevator. The Union of Temu's reaction to the war is still unknown, although they are not expected to join the war. This war is the first intercontinental war since the Fedex-Temu war. Amazon's invasion of the Corporal Defense Force of Amazonia was also a major factor of this war. This is KZbin News, bringing you this news, and we'll see you tomorrow!

[@dekinnis]

The republic of eBay has hencefourth cut off all trade and communication agreements with the Amazon union and the FedEx Federation. And has foregone all weapons agreements and has gone back to selling old tea pots to 80 year old grandmas.

[@WATERMELONCATARMYFORLIFE]

Question: what was the FedEx Temu war?

[@SharkSweeper]

@@WATERMELONCATARMYFORLIFE Well, the Fedex-Temu war was caused by a group called "The Corporate Men". They tricked FedEx and Temu to go to war with each other, and it could've caused an nuclear war. Both sides, however, found out that they were being tricked and destroyed The Corporate Men

[@lapiswolf2780]

@@WATERMELONCATARMYFORLIFE It was the result of the treaties at the end of the Temu Alibaba War.

[@WATERMELONCATARMYFORLIFE]

@@lapiswolf2780 very interesting

[@teamofone1219]

“I will make my delivery by any means necessary.”

[@Aviator224]

lol

[@Pyritimus]

WILSON!

[@eriktheshitposterm.i.a6760]

Just as a remainder, some civilian cargo plane has missile defense system installed

[@Skyteam_8492]

“Oh look a civilian airliner”

[@Bylov6812]

@@Skyteam_8492 "Not today, lil militar fella."

[@TrainerAQ]

FedEx does dude!

[@N4SCARfaN]

FedEx ain't gonna let terrorist guided rocket launchers stop their delivery

[@yapflipthegrunt4687]

@@TrainerAQ yeah and the defense system is a literal fucking laser

[@Sir_Pie]

Ever since our mailman was shot in the head near goodsprings by a mob boss in a checkered suit, we had to make sure that this would be a delivery service you could count on

[@Satsumacustom]

Fallout nv 💞

[@venator-fb7yy]

Don't worry, I heard the mailman made a recovery!

[@amog8202]

They uh... They took over Nevada. Never again.

[@carjac820]

Fun Fact: FedEx cargo plane was once equipped with an anti-missile countermeasure

[@captainrookie501]

I believe they all have them now

[@David-ue5lh]

@@captainrookie501 They experimented with it but did work out so none of the have it now

[@little_lord_tam]

​@@David-ue5lh After reading that comment I believe FedEx pilots went to the gym and can now punsh missiles out of the air so they need no countermeasures anymore

[@igorcosta-hh2ud]

@@David-ue5lh it was to heavy, crippling cargo capacity

[@reindeerbuilder]

I need whatever mod this is ive played the game

[@jodofe4879]

As a FedEx employee, I would comment on some of the glaring inaccuracies and misrepresentation of our job in this video, but I am currently a bit busy destroying an enemy rail cannon as I type this, so it will have to wait. We can't risk the delivery being late.

[@thebluespider9003]

Meanwhile Amazon has a fricken submarine

[@j4ck_c0op3r6]

“Don’t you see, FedEx?! Ten million packages will be delivered at the cost of a million drones to replace our workforce!!!”

[@kingsnakke6888]

Captained by a man jacked up on Vtuber content

[@mindlessmyriad]

Pepsi has a whole fleet

[@Headbringer]

@@mindlessmyriad Had.

[@NRF1004]

Don't forget arsenal bird "Hey jeff bezos here"

[@Troyxxt]

Now I understand why my package comes in damaged. Respect to FedEx deliveryman for his bravery.

[@HaesslichG]

2:06 - FINALLY, lore accurate DC-10 (crashing).

[@christopherkortum5535]

It's even caused by the central engine exploding, inducing uncontrollability

[@TheExcarlos]

This is why your packages take so long to deliver 😂

[@M4rk58]

They keep getting called into active combat on their route 😆

[@Kurayamiblack]

So even my coffee maker has a cooler history than me 😭

[@kurtjames24987]

They going on whole ahh missions 💀🗿

[@Niever]

Also why the packages get all beat up along the way

[@trukmikaelson9525]

LMAO🤣

[@BanishedSilentShadow3318]

Guy: "why are my packages look beat up??" FedEx pilot: "this is where fun begins"

[@SundownerTV]

1:27 Never thought I'd see a KC-10 refueling its civilian twin.

[@s_e-LBR]

Me when that LOOOONG range delivery mission:

[@Shade_Santiago]

Suuuuuuurrrreeeeee........ Civilian

[@yokiaaidan_best_ever3438]

@@Shade_Santiago *Causally wipes out half an airforce*

[@TaeSunWoo]

0:07 I immediately started laughing with joy

[@sashautrera6935]

Delivering a package. The package is death. Brought to you only by FedEx International.

[@drafezard7315]

That sounds like a joke classic Futurama would have made.

[@n0064l120rZ]

@@drafezard7315 max0r, not futurama

[@n0064l120rZ]

​@@drafezard7315max0r, not futurama

[@ball56]

The pilots gotta go through all of this, landed safely, just for the parcels to mysteriously went missing

[@DianaProudmoore]

That imported mechanical toothbrush I ordered 2 months ago, lost while in combat~

[@Twilightiger96]

FedEx Employee: We can neither confirm nor deny our Deliverymen are this epic. Edit: 2K!? Sweet Mercy, where did you all come from!?

[@B-52H]

They can confirm. In the early 2000s, a couple of their planes had anti missile lasers sponsored by the US, and in 2022, they asked for them back sadly denied tho.

[@seantaggart7382]

​@@B-52HUS ALLOW THEM!

[@darksuns7384]

I can confirm FedEx is actually fucking terrible.

[@zak0937]

@@darksuns7384 Amen to that

[@B-52H]

Terrible yes allow anyone other than them to screw up your package ABSOLUTELY NOT

[@stuff31]

He really is committed to getting that next-day delivery to its destination on time

[@Jsay18]

Its funny because the blizzard has completely stalled everything in memphis. I delivered like 30 stops yesterday in worse weather. I'm an in town route.

[@Jsay18]

Its funny because the blizzard has completely stalled everything in memphis. I delivered like 30 stops yesterday in worse weather. I'm an in town route.

[@Jsay18]

Its funny because the blizzard has completely stalled everything in memphis. I delivered like 30 stops yesterday in worse weather. I'm an in town route.

[@mayolnis3119]

It is clear that Fedex has installed jammers to prevent being hit by missiles when passing through conflict areas

[@randomhandle_]

They actually did.

[@DVNfanaccount420]

​@@randomhandle_Whats next? adding aim 7 sparrows?

[@staticerror3613]

My grandpa, after retiring from a long career as a navy pilot, became a FedEx pilot. Can confirm, FedEx pilot's are built fuckin different.

[@spectrumstudios4848]

I like how people complain that lasers on an airplane isn’t realistic, but the Fed-Ex MD-11 canonically has laser defenses.

[@Luka-Noctiluka]

It's still a piece of shit to work on and I'm glad they're being decommissioned in favor of an all-Boeing fleet.

[@GAKEI97]

@Avgeek_MM *Technically*. The DC-10 is McDonnell-Douglas, as the designation implies - it only counts as Boeing because they merged in 1997, but the DC-10 and MD-11 are both MD designs.

[@2K-Tan]

​​​@@Luka-NoctilukaWhere did the MD-11 touch you? If you want to know what a piece of shit REALLY is, there's been far worse aircrafts that have existed like the TU-144, Bristol 188 and Yak 38. And you're complaining about MD-11's 🤣

[@iceblade019]

@@Luka-Noctiluka freighter MD-11s are VERY popular

[@hjhkgjfawdferyyurv1222]

@@2K-Tan Well, landing them is quite the challenge

[@jcb5782]

This is the guy that delivers the package at 05:01 PM when the indication is 05:00 PM - 10:30 PM

[@Luka-Noctiluka]

As someone who works night-ops for FedEx, this is essentially what we do, but at night. You're welcome.

[@xtalesans-cross-4145]

Can confirm, Apart of the FedEx Ground forces, Our sprinters change the tide of war, Glad for our air support

[@abrahamalviarez5870]

thanks hero

[@k0valus585]

FedEx Navy seaman here, we're always lucky to have our air superiority when delivering packages

[@xtalesans-cross-4145]

It's also very kind that they sent one of our light fighters ro escort them

[@stephenkentperez7705]

And always, somewhere around the globe is at night.

[@LimaBeans0486]

FED-ex “Maintenance guy: Sir, the DC-10 seems to have a pylon type thing on its wi-“ Supervisor: “ *Great, so then we’ll start off with the AIM-7 Sparrows,* “

[@SynthwaveCrusader]

The end of the video is 100% how the Strangereal version of Cast Away began, lol.

[@eeyorehaferbock7870]

Definitely the version we deserved.

[@xtalesans-cross-4145]

3rd Party nations are shocked and are panicked for what this could mean for the future, they all know one thing.... This wont be good.

[@lockheedx33]

"The World On Time" FedEx really knows how to live up to their slogan

[@softwhite6290]

I unironiclly want this as an actual aircraft in the game edit: yes it also need to be canon

[@ark14700]

And for it to be canon

[@StofenThe1st]

One of the psp games had a mission where you piloted a 747, that probably had packages in it.

[@ForgedinPrint]

I think lasers would be better than a cannon but you know.

[@softwhite6290]

@@ForgedinPrint I mean canon as in the sense that it is a actual thing in the game universe

[@AncientCreature-i2o]

​@@ForgedinPrintno and no and no

[@inveteratecrusader4882]

This is what an anime about delivering packages would be like

[@TheLPRnetwork]

1:42 FedEx vs Jeff bazos

[@DarkAshenfall]

As a former FedEx deliveryman, can confirm. This is accurate.

[@galaxykinggamer5082]

1:27 the fact another DC-10 is refuelling A DC-10 makes it very funny and I don’t know why

[@SR_73]

We are all aviation fan here, and we can all agree that for some reason this funni :D

[@kornkernel2232]

@@galaxykinggamer5082 That DC-10 tanker only mission is to only fuel that one DC-10 lol

[@Admiral45-10]

It's a silly detail, but that FedEx is actually Boeing MD-11.

[@combie7482]

its a silly head scratch 🤑

[@Snipurss]

@Admiral45-10 more like an MD-10

[@dhruvpatwardhan4394]

My man got that inner Postman Pat in him. He's taking down entire government in the first hour and keeping up with express shipping in the next.

[@PsychowithanRPG]

Least Chaotic FedEx Air Delivery Experience.

[@impirialgaming7341]

“Yo where’s my package?” “Sorry man, we had to use it to make a thermonuclear warhead before dropping it on an alien vessel in the northwest Pacific Ocean, so we will be having a 3 hour delay.”

[@Elias_Auxilibus]

*FedEx Express flight 705 intensifies* As someone that actually works for FedEx Express, I approve, by the way, and I would love to see a mod like this in Project Wingman.

[@Bagster321]

Was hoping someone mentioned Flight 705. Still remember the Air Crash Investigation episode on it.

[@iceblade019]

Fedex 705 is such a badass story and a testimony to the structural strength of the DC-10

[@iceblade019]

Fedex 705 is such a badass story and a testimony to the structural strength of the DC-10

[@ZombieSazza]

FedEx 705 is such a mental story, like you cannot get more badass than that

[@RennieAsh]

1:17 all packages safe dropped in 8s, not 8 hours

[@Redduck_XD]

"Oh a cargo airliner!" *shoots missile *

[@Fluff_gobocat]

Fun fact FedEx planes have missle defense systems

[@Redduck_XD]

@@Fluff_gobocat true

[@christopherrogers532]

@@Fluff_gobocat This should be a standard of all civilian planes to be honest.

[@Tiredmiata]

@@Fluff_gobocat they got removed 😔

[@aryangarg7702]

The airliner shoots back!!

[@ChinNationFTW]

Awacs: Sir. Radar detecting a lone bogie and fast inbound straight to your position. One MD-11F. (Sol Squadron theme starts playing) Awacs: Sir. It's UPS...

[@bismayparida2115]

Ok FedEx air CA 443 5000 feet, fox 3.... Chaff flair chaff flair, over G Over G, maximum speed, bank angle bank angle, stall, ret*rd, ret*rd,... wooo wooo woooo woooo titititi krrrring krrrring.... missile missile.... pull up pull up...

[@michaelmoodie574]

Just when you think you've seen it all.

[@Firenamer2]

"These packages are getting delivered if its the last thing I do!" - Fedex Pilot

[@operatorcaster1030]

FedEx: "We deliver packages, whatever the cost"

[@antonosogaspador]

FedEx : now delivering *freedom*

[@Setsuzation]

FedEx's mere presence is already enough to make the enemy's machines tremble in fear.

[@ReiseLukas]

Imagine if FedEx buys some Starships from SpaceX, then they'd be unstoppable

[@christopherrogers532]

@@ReiseLukas hmm I'd kinda expect delivery services to do something along these lines once space colonization gets into full swing. After all those colonies need mail and package service along with other supplies. :)

[@vectorlambda]

machine

[@lospereye]

Unrealistic; FedEx delivery guys never die

[@sultanmingkamanad1741]

Tom Hanks would really want using this plane and you as the pilot for delivery

[@arielhernandez1638]

This belongs in the SuperBowl. FedEx should pay you if they haven't already. This "ad" is so good the world has instantly become a better place on account of it existing.

[@amoschristian398]

FedEx Belka Regional Service ain't fucking kidding around

[@deletdis6173]

🤣

[@behrmann9]

If Aerosucre is known for its takeoffs, Ryanair is known for its landings, then this is what FedEx is known for.

[@midnightmidnight532]

The amount of effort these people go through just to get our packages delivered safely. Mad respect.

[@MuhammadRidwan-wx8ug]

Meanwhile the deliveryman: Deliveryman:SIR WHAT DO WE DO other deliveryman:COMRADE WE HAVE RISK IT The risk:

[@coloredCYANIDE]

Just reading old FedEx slogans, oddly fitting: “our most important package is yours” 😂

[@perfectjija]

It was with this video that my fall into the rabbit hole began. Someone help me, I learned more about airplanes in three days than I did in my entire life before.

[@Axlegab19]

The fact that fedex put a anti-missile system on there planes make this mod better

[@Natgunner]

My uncle retired from the Airforce and went on to fly for FEDEX. This is what I imagine work is like for him on a daily basis.

[@PhantomRaptor1]

I'd like to think this is just Mobius 1, finally retired and working for Air Ixiom, only to be called back _again_ to wrap up some loose ends and just slapping some advanced weaponry on an airliner because he's getting too old for all those fancy maneuvers

[@BladedAngel]

1:29 the hardest part of the video tbh The Pilot is so raw, they take Jet fuel injected straight into their domes! Absolute Mad Lad.

[@MOTORWEEB]

hi bladed angle

[@hjhkgjfawdferyyurv1222]

Love how this can also be showcased in the form of Fedex flight 705

[@juanleon3875]

So that’s why the crew of fedex flight 705 landed the plane and why the crew of flight 14 survived.

[@rikuxziku7777]

Ain't no way OLI 1 has to fly through Strangereal for another escort mission yet again Well at least his plane's strapped this time.

[@georise922]

Olivieri is crazy enough so why not

[@IndoTechs]

Funfact: The FedEx plane is TECHNICALLY ARMED with laser defense system to counter missile strike like anti air missile

[@MrGermandeutsch]

Justice has been delivered. Literally.

[@casteddu6740]

I sometimes imagine a scene in which a civilian airliner is being attacked by fighters but the captain is a war veteran and so begins to manoeuver his plane like it's a jet and begins dogfighting the fighters while saying his passengers it's just turbulences

[@1_1-1_1.]

As a FedEx Deliveryman y confirm this is a normal day at work.

[@aashilr]

When you order same day delivery at 11:59pm

[@ohio7876]

I find this 10x funnier just because the fact that some FEDEX aircraft have missle defence systems installed

[@MmmMmph1968]

Where *I* live, FedEx refuses to come up our driveway if there's more than 1/2 an inch of snow on the ground, or if there's any branches on the driveway. I live in the woods. One time I found a package from them roped to a tree. Sometimes they'll put the package *on our neighbor's porch, photograph it, and say it was delivered to our house.*

[@desertcourier]

Its simple really....just dont have snow on the ground or sticks in the driveway 😎

[@desertcourier]

Its simple really....just dont have snow on the ground or sticks in the driveway 😎

[@MmmMmph1968]

@@desertcourier I live in the middle of nowhere in the northern parts of the country. Snow or sticks is the default state of the driveway.

[@renasauceman]

The game letting you get thought that building is quite the video game moment.

[@imthedentist]

I now feel reassured that in the event of an alien apocalypse, my police car lego set will still make it here safe and sound

[@rookieODST4450]

As a FedEx employee, I can, in fact, confirm that I've seen one of our pilots do a barrel roll.

[@alpayne7190]

that's one dedicated FedEx delivery pilot

[@Gangsta_Playz]

People from Arkansas make some pretty weird things, like Walmart

[@iamtrash5011]

0:30 I thought they ally names were salad and lasagna... I cant read

[@starlightdragon2665]

I don't know whether to be awestruck at such an awesome mod: or horrified by the idea of modern mail planes waging warfare... Is this going to be our future? Delivery warfare?

[@スガル]

corpo war boogalo

[@starliner2498]

@@acevant7535 >Assuming other world governments will let it get that out of hand

[@non-applicable3548]

Wait till you see Walmart's mechanized infantry

[@non-applicable3548]

​@@starliner2498>assuming they can/will do anything about it

[@ShirokiMaki]

basically Death Stranding

[@SpookmeisterGhosty]

Ace Combat games really nail that feeling of making me want to land my aircraft and never get back in it. You know, when the enemy stops using conventional weapons and instead leans for lasers and sky-splitting pulse bombs.

[@Sir_Miles_Riley]

DC-10: becomes death chamber DC-10: also becomes the sky of death

[@muhtasimmunir1830]

He isnt doing anything. They're all exploding themselves out of fear.

[@paulsd9255]

A FedEx plane armed with shield Now I’ve seen everything

[@xtaticsr2041]

The precious cargo: oversized anime figurines and long pillows.

[@drugs_are_good_trust_me_bro]

When delivery service has to adapt to modern standards...

[@Nippleless_Cage]

This is better advertising than anything their marketing department could come up with. But it's still advertising.

[@DAVIDEFIGO7]

Trigger was just trying to have an actual challenge as a FedEx deliveryman and understanding the enemy but nope, just death

[@ScarfKat]

I love the fact someone actually sat down and was like "Yeah I'm gonna make a mod that adds a Fed Ex delivery plane into Ace Combat today"

[@DisguisedFlames]

No wonder my packages are squished to the bone 😂

[@onion5391]

in the words of the us postal service "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds"

[@novarat4089]

tbf fedex planes could probably carry a lot of payload

[@megakillerx]

Damn, FedEx sure upgraded their crew safety procedures ever since one of them got stranded on a deserted island for two years.

[@SamuraiBonesie]

As someone who works at staples, with FedEx being the Ops, this is 100% based and true

[@atmastand3485]

Neither rain, nor hail, nor active combat zones will stop this employee of Federal Express

[@Skyteam_8492]

I didn’t expect that one

[@IBW_3000]

Yeah that’s Tom. He may be the weakest but it’s a real close margin. Used to run with him back in the day and he knows how to make friends. Case of cold ones always at the ready. Heard he started a family recently too. Great guy all around Tom.

[@TwitchyyTac0s]

FedEx Combat 7: Package unknown

[@Alexius530]

FedEx man: here's your delivery me:why is it broken FedEx man: ... the video that i'm watching right now

[@IIdu_]

what my packages go through overseas

[@wiffywiffy7896]

"your package may be delayed due to operating conditions"

[@brennanmathers5396]

This is the crew who is brave enough to dare deliver to Ohio.

[@ThatIsALakeSir]

Or Oklahoma. Or Florida

[@capkenway]

"Those packages aint gonna deliver themselves" and "i will deliver you to god same day shipping" rolled into one