WEAPONS Your Parents Hit You With..

[@MannyMeachum]

I dare you to send this video to your parents 😂💀

[@Jeffery_519Dahmer]

Is that a challenge?

[@Oskar123]

Lol bet

[@Oskar123]

I did it now 😂 cant wait to see their reaction 😢

[@edwardsmith2046]

Don't mess with forces beyond your comprehension bub

[@TheSpedPotato]

I did and she asked me if I wanted to relive those experiences 😭 💀

[@kbmbbuster3196]

Adoption Papers: Damage: MAXIMUM Range: Unknown Speed: As quick as you can say it

[@matimbahandia7164]

Youve won LMAOO

[@firstname8354]

Range might be heart

[@lucassinclair8885]

Adoption center : Damage : **************************************************************************************************************** Range : 25 km Speed : *Makes you cry as fast as they can*

[@Mrunal-m9c]

Adoption Center. Well I'm not there yet. Care to explain why?

[@idklol4008]

DANG

[@weirggwp]

"The silent of parent" Physical damage: 0 Mental damage: 1000000

[@Doomguy1377]

My theme song🗿

[@DaStrikeBoomOfficial]

Anxiety: 20000

[@thehatred94]

Silent disapointment is the highest form of punishment there is on earth, if your parents raised you well and properly with love. You would rather be the friend that induced you into shoplifting getting beat up in front of everyone at the suppermarket by her mother, than be the one who's mother, all the long drive, back home, didn't even look at you asside for the first stare when she picked you up.

[@dem0nchild610]

I'm not mad I'm just disappointed

[@weirggwp]

@dem0nchild610 Yeah, that hit hard😭

[@Jorpda]

“COME HERE NOW!” Damage: Impending Range: Feels infinite Speed: You better hurry

[@Dorraj]

Alternatively: "[FIRSTNAME] [MIDDLENAME] [LASTNAME]!"

[@raindancejam9466]

​@@Dorrajmax damage

[@HonkiePlonkie]

@@Dorraj This can go both ways. it will lose it's power when you have above 15 names. Or it will be strengthened by every name you hear and you will feel it from your tummy to your bladder and get the weird feeling you are going to piss your pants.

[@lazy210-f4j]

Ok😊

[@DarkTails256]

STAY OVER THERE!!!!

[@nigachad4031]

beer bottle: damage: 10/10 speed: 7/10 range: 9/10 buffs: + 50% pain resistance downsides: -90% accuracy

[@Iliveinmissouri]

💀

[@Vixen-cherry]

oof

[@ACitaro]

When yo parents hit you with a glass bottle somethin ain't right bro call the police

[@nigachad4031]

@@ACitaro meet the demoman

[@herrgeiermann]

Man, I'm dead 💀

[@naomiscott601]

"Lemme see your browser history" damage: permanent range: infinite speed: run as fast you can.

[@janeavila3036]

Lol

[@dragontailss9026]

Lmfao

[@mralem3548]

You forgot the wooden spoon

[@Everest_Runaway_onpawz]

​@@mralem3548 that's what I'm saying

[@blackpinkblinkky]

Lol

[@MobileGiraffe]

“I’m not mad just disappointed” goes crazy

[@Zygomatic_Bolt]

"I thought you were better than this" hits different

[@dballin2836]

@@Zygomatic_Boltouch I felt that one…

[@FunnyCraftSheep]

fr

[@fayolbien8889]

"I CAN SMELL FAILURE" -steven he

[@harleylugo4150]

The music 😂😂😂

[@bayukresna980]

"THE BROOM" Damage : 9/10 Range : 8/10 Speed : 5/10

[@benjaminhanma772]

Accurate

[@grandpa8877]

“ZA HANDS” Damage 5/10 Range 8/10 Speed 10/10 Man it was funny when this reply had more likes than the comment

[@cowiemcwowie420]

Ranger should be higher speed should be lower but otherwise pretty accurate

[@heyitseli2]

do you live in a fucking hut?

[@BlockBorf]

Montgomery treatment (if you know u know)

[@Jean-HubertGUILLOT]

Tablet confiscation Emotional damage: 10 Range: 0 Speed: 2

[@Error404Sans..]

IPAD KID

[@Error404Sans..]

THAT IS WEAK

[@RileyMagdalena-sw5mh]

Your adopted and has adoption papers Emotional damage 99999999999999999/1

[@NamelessCrusad3r]

[minos prime] weak…

[@NamelessCrusad3r]

Everything is weak. Thanks to Bible in my possession I have 100% damage resistance

[@stevetherush1193]

Parents, remember... Switching to your slipper is always faster than reloading your hanger

[@ronnana694]

Switching to your secondary slipper is always faster than retrieving the original slipler

[@A-RonV_V]

@@ronnana694*chancla

[@JohnPeterson-ib8su]

COD

[@viviachipley4018]

Or if you are in the kitchen grab a wooden spoon, it's a weapon I remember well

[@stevetherush1193]

@@viviachipley4018 😂😂😂I too remember that

[@sovereignflux]

Dad: "Sit down. I want to talk to you." Damage 10/10

[@ngangachong7817]

Nah 69/10 💀💀💀

[@martinqizeaq]

Emotional damage.

[@millionhats5972]

@@ngangachong7817tf

[@Tatertot30]

Terror:1000

[@Weezeerweezer]

no that's truma 11/10

[@DCtheArtist]

The wooden spoon: Damage: 8.1/10 Range: 3/10 Speed: 5/10

[@brendon24.48]

The SPOOOOOOON!!

[@deadshot_ed1ts]

Yeah I got that when I was young💀

[@Lt.Tankthetank]

Anytime you get hit with a spoon it always had the very specific sting to it

[@thomasblaster8536]

Bonus heat damage if it comes straight from the pot.

[@shongus_]

I got this😊

[@ijkking1362]

THESE HANDS: Power:MAX Range:I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN Speed:Unbeatable

[@AEAD.Q.D.]

Older siblings Damage: 100% Range: anywhere away from your parents Speed: turn around

[@emmyg7135]

...

[@theinternetlawyer7126]

Hahah! As an older sibling, I can confirm

[@kelbrurger]

my big sister is a menace to me

[@ApolloTechnolgies]

As an older sibling, comfirm

[@kamablades3395]

Loading Nerf gun as we speak.

[@jhskn34]

the hand damage:⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 11/10 range :⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛3/10 speed :⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛ 7/10 effects to the child: everlasting pain into the individual, that got hit. effects to the parents hand: take 35% rebound damage inflicting a pain to the hand

[@tututataanimator]

Fr mines like 100 damage and 567 range and 205 speed

[@Ice-tg1gz]

​@@tututataanimatorI'm surprised you are still with us, Soldier.

[@therangerindisguise5280]

*_ ZA HANDO_*

[@maruchan.sabor.cotufa3847]

ZA HANDO ZA WARUDO

[@Momo-ls4rw]

+ heat damage

[@nengngwa]

The 'Your younger sibling is better than you' Damage: 10000000000/10 Range: Unknown Speed: 0.001 micro seconds

[@kuroieko2901]

That's emotional damage, but I guess you got told that alot you had to share huh.

[@emmyg7135]

...

[@googleyoflolz9930]

Range is worldwide. Doesnt matter if you're on a call.

[@willyfuziki1556]

Takes 0.0001 ms to say that?

[@nibeditabose9000]

​@@kuroieko2901You didn't need to be that salty

[@CantFindAName000]

Calling your name and then going silent: Power: Light Range: Extremely long Speed: varies, depends on how fast you come downstairs

[@awmanthenameisntavailable]

Emotional talk: Damage: 10/10 Range: As far as you can hear Speed: Speed of sound

[@night_shader-k8x]

"Emotional Damage"

[@habadudididubaha]

Getting wh*pped by electric wire with no skin is the most unforgetful and the metal of belt it leaves a purple mark as well and getting upside down by it and getting f*rced to eat chilli then p*e*ng because of how painful it was all

[@BradynHoladay]

​@@habadudididubahacar antenna to the point of bleeding

[@habadudididubaha]

@@BradynHoladay that's painful i can tell

[@HLS-EDITS-cool]

@@habadudididubaha thats just abusse

[@JMANTHEGREAT899]

the bamboo stick Damage: 8/10 Range: 6/10 Speed: 7/10 Critical Strike Chance: 75%

[@TheAegisTrinity]

Truly how it be!

[@sereniteexayaphet8700]

Mine hit me with a stick

[@kadenmckeever4023]

Bro my dad used to beat me with a bamboo stick, oh the memories 😅

[@fatguy4137]

Also has a stacking effect.

[@Theawsomedude2009]

China exclusive

[@Heidenspross]

"i'm not angry, just very dissapointed" emotional damage modifier x5

[@elmaschimba963]

“im just disappointed” …sounds like an American parent who spoils tf out of his kids would say after their daughter didn’t appreciate her christmas Toyota gift just cause it’s yellow bruh what a weak azz quote you’ve never been hit before including those who liked your NPC comment

[@ReddyRisery]

That's the most rookie level emotional damage in history. Asian parents say 78× worse than that.

[@Heidenspross]

@@ReddyRisery well that is asians, i meant non-superhumans 😆

[@EnderElohim]

being dissapointed to your kid compare to angry is way more harmful to you. Use it for last resolt

[@7F0X7]

That one only works for white or asian parents from what I've seen. Some races just don't seem to recognize shame.

[@MarineSpace]

He forgot them hands

[@Aloofyr]

"I'm not angry, just disappointed": Damage: MAXIMUM Range: the SUN Speed: Lightspeed

[@scrillthebeast2066]

Speed is Mach 1 actually because it’s the speed of sound🤓

[@flooftyfizzlebean1761]

Double Barrel Shotgun Damage: Maximum Range: Short Speed: Maximum Prison Sentence: Maximum

[@TonierZeabra]

@@scrillthebeast2066Well, umm actually, Mach one is 767.269 miles per hour 🤓

[@TonierZeabra]

@@scrillthebeast2066Also, the speed of light is 1.49116e-9 miles per hour, far superior to the speed of light (S.O.L) in terms of distance traveled in the least amount of time 🤓

[@gurrenmed5319]

Damage isn't physical but Mental and lasts permantly

[@BlackPawFursuits]

"We need to talk" Damage: Maximum Trauma: maximum Speed: of sound Range: unknown

[@DéZastre-w7x]

speed of sound

[@brendon24.48]

Special attack: Makes you regret your choices in the past.

[@Aminuteorso...]

fear: ∞

[@DragonsForza771]

When parents yell your whole government name is when you should be worried scary and start running

[@CloudyClouds-]

Absolutely. Here before this blows up

[@aldredkirkh.peralta6787]

The Metal on the Belt: Damage: BEYOND Range: Average Speed: Slow and Painful How to get: Do crazy stuff

[@Blackgoku-b5i]

Yeah but put in cold water

[@harrydix]

Nah this should be a passive for when the belt hits you at maximum range

[@Cheese_man539]

Crits

[@Octopusandhuman]

I got that once

[@aw3someisme469]

Bro if they do metal on purpose then that's just child abuse at that point. Unless you burned down a tree for fun or something then thats crazy.

[@Blackout-z1z]

Emotional damage: you're adopted

[@MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM_________S]

The gun: Damage 10/10 Range 10/10 Speed 10/10

[@Emo-boy69]

What what do you mean by the gun

[@FuckGenderImPan]

How are you still alive

[@JegglyJilly]

Very strict and drunk

[@CaitlinOConnell-v9q]

That’s in the second part

[@CatoTato]

@@JegglyJilly😭💀

[@hud-k5r]

the little sibling damage: permanent range: 2-3 feet speed: yes (WARNING: if you touch them ever so slightly they will scream and burst your eardrums, crying to the parent you hit them

[@Rizzgod-007]

Bro😮

[@bossboard22]

😂

[@kaliew745]

FR THO

[@Lxm1n3]

Not all little sibling are like this though

[@Oohsy07]

My parents would beat the shit out of THEM for yelling so loud. 😂

[@Dream-fu5me]

Emotional damage with "I wish I didn't gave birth to you" is something else

[@broskydoodle6697]

That's all kinds of fucked up

[@None-yg6wg]

What about metal bat

[@SultanAbdussalam]

My mom says, "I have failed as a mother, son why are you doing this to me" ,it actually feels horrible and she starts mentioning all the things she's done for me and I start remembering her blood pressure is going high and stuff 😢

[@RileySevery]

Ya i got the " i wish your grandfather let me get that abortion" one christmas definitely maximum damage

[@Dynamite667]

That’s abuse😵

[@Mr-Mountain-08]

„ You‘re a disappointment“ Physical damage: 0 Emotional damage: 80000000000000000 Effects: Will destroy you from the inside

[@crozraven]

"you're not my child anymore" damage: permanent debuff of depression range: unlimited

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

Correction. Range=YoComms ‘Explanation for non-coders. YoComs is True {guaranteed} as long as you can communicate, if not, it’s zero.

[@Phaseofftime]

21st June 2007.

[@ducksinarow4739]

Huh?

[@jakobluptak5647]

underated

[@Woof-Woofbaby]

Weapon:A smile Damage: 100% Scary: 200% Speed:50% sneak attack:999999999%

[@arkprince5340]

🤣

[@gekkouga2828]

😭

[@แม่อ้อมน้องออสติน]

COME HERE! DON'T LET ME COUNT TO 3! damage9999999999999999% range 60 Speed faster than light

[@MrX80208]

“Time to get milk” Damage:maxed Range:unknown Speed: years

[@assassinkillarabg3438]

Speed: You can't see me

[@lopserdff]

when mom and dad whoops there sibling❌ when sibling roast there parents with *emothional damage* ✅

[@cjplayzs3504]

"Son your adopted" Damage:infinity to death Range:12/10 Speed:faster than sonic

[@Zichenzhou-l8c]

THE PAN Damage : 11/10 Range : 8/10 Speed : 4/10

[@eringray1176]

Exactly how I remember it being

[@-inFinity05-]

PAN?! That by far the worst I’ve heard.

[@godhands7366]

Actually my dad have thrown pan to my face so its range should be 10/10

[@Zichenzhou-l8c]

@@godhands7366 I'll put it in 8/10

[@Parthgamer123]

​@@godhands7366wtf

[@Likevyk]

Emotional damage got me😂😂😂

[@pixilated_official]

“THE HAND!” Damage: 6/10 Range: 2/10 Speed: 8/10

[@aki_doki]

range 5/10

[@grandpa8877]

A classic

[@Perrytheplatapus935]

The dads hand Damage 10 Range 10 Speed 10

[@Perrytheplatapus935]

The moms hand Damage 6 Range 2 Speed 8

[@SilentSnake1998]

**ZA HANDO**

[@Thefatherof_abomb]

"Give me your phone." Damage: 8/10 Range: 4/10 Speed: Run as fast as you can before they open up your google searches.

[@BUFFALOSOLDIERS1000]

nah you have no idea how much im sideyeing right now

[@kingjz63bg6]

Too bad I'm using Guest rn

[@JANEVERLYMARIÑO]

True😂

[@supercrazyquack4694]

The Belt has two forms actually. 1. The Tail: Hits with the cloth part. 2. The Snakebite: Hits with the metal.

[@ChilledGreeseSandwich]

same could be said about the power cord

[@UeyeYeye-vn7tq]

man it’s even more painful when you know that metals coming and you can’t do anything 😭😭😭

[@steadyfloyd]

Cloth belt wth

[@erbhepabillaran9920]

correction *hits you with the leather not the cloth*

[@victory8928]

Plus the range of the leather can be rather far while the metal bit is hard as hell.

[@ferrety1]

“You can tell me anything, you won’t get in trouble” Range: everlasting Effect: distrust Damage: impending 10/10 Scariness:infinite/10 I’m screwed: y e s /10

[@redhunter8034]

The belt is a switch weapon, it can extend for more range and an extra damage buff if used correctly with a major speed debuff and minor debuff in accuracy.

[@yohanssupercarsgarage7249]

Your name says so

[@eldritchboi2695]

dad beltmont

[@judahhopper5510]

What about the wooden spoon

[@venomfan8095]

Not to mention, the metal end

[@jonny.05]

@@judahhopper5510 real

[@i_aM_neEy0]

The wooden spoon: Damge: 100% Range:30% Speed:90%

[@_Jac0bs_]

Agreed 😅

[@Dontbeafailure]

2% range

[@GimOA]

range is lower than that, unless it's thrown

[@YoureMy_Valentine]

Finally someone remembered the wooden spoon. That thing gives me flash backs every time I open the kitchen cabinet 💀

[@2013daxdaniel]

25%: range

[@T33tH_mUncHeR]

The "Disappointment" Title: Damage: 73% (mental) Range: 98% Speed: 82%

[@gamemodechampions9226]

Actually: Damage: 99% Range: 180 meters ( According to Guinness, the human voice can be heard and understood up to 180 meters. ) Speed: 343 Meters per second (sound speed)

[@arychan-u1r]

Try 181 lol@@gamemodechampions9226

[@DuolingoWrath]

​@@gamemodechampions9226You shoulda used mach. Sound travels at mach 4.5 in water btw.

[@DuolingoWrath]

​@@gamemodechampions9226Also the max speed of sound currebtly confirmed by scientists is at about mach 108.66284.

[@T33tH_mUncHeR]

I mean, it'd also take time for the person to actually realize and take in what they said. This generally doesn't really affect the speed much but if the person doesn't realize it until later or so...@@gamemodechampions9226

[@holygroovearena]

You missed one😂😂. The dad's favourite The SLAP😂😂😂

[@K.100.]

Words Damage:Full Range:Full Speed:Full

[@itsurboithepro7519]

Damage: Emotional Range: earshot Speed: speed of sound

[@honey_Badger4123]

*E M O T I O N A L D A M A G E !*

[@TG_1023]

sticks and stones may break my bones: words will never hurt you, immune to ‘Words’ card

[@warlockholmes]

Ford F150 Damage: Fatal Range: Close Range Speed: Max Speed

[@konradwilk2397]

Woah, calm down there Satan.

[@rojochi]

​@konradwilk2397 U made everything better omg 💀

[@AdriansArts]

Bro that’s not even an Asian parent’s weapon at this point u ruined the joke

[@gold0488]

LMAO

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

Thats call murder

[@reed1458]

The "countdown": Damage: 999999 Range: infinate Speed: 1

[@AdvikTekkieTalk]

Speed: 1- 2- 2- ------------- 2- 3

[@some_cool_random_guy]

fr💀

[@HunterDart-jk8ew]

2

[@HunterDart-jk8ew]

3

[@Sam07754]

4

[@StephDaisyTrowbridge]

"No phone for a month!" : Damage: depends if your "meh" or "NOO!!" Range: depends on how loud it is Speed: you better get back in shape

[@L0UDWARD]

Back Scratcher : Damage : MAX Range : 9/10 Speed : 7/10

[@JanaenLola]

YOU TOO?? I was looking for this comment 😭

[@christopherschwab7571]

Plot twist: you were itchy

[@MarkStillPlays]

+25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer

[@GabrielBadoyen]

Glad I wasn’t the only one😂

[@its_iitspali]

#relatable

[@thenoisegoofy]

Naked Hand Damage: 78 Per Hit Range: Close Range Speed: Too Damn Fast For You To Run

[@fisickythalf-life3179]

Когда натренировал свои рефлексы до идеала что бы уворачиваться от подзатыльников: I AM A GOD

[@davitharutyunyan8330]

Focus on your agility and speed stats against those. Dodging is the only way, unless it's just your mom, then you can block

[@Arus_thehumbler]

I was the 101 like

[@vacban1838]

​@@fisickythalf-life3179 или ты просто пепехватываешь руку и даёшь подзатыльник обидчику

[@fisickythalf-life3179]

@@vacban1838 бате? это равноценно подписанию добровольного смертного приговора

[@Daniel-t7k2j]

This bro has the best videos bro😭😂

[@ByeByeHaramLife]

"Unlock your phone now" Damage: Instant Death Speed: Run As Fast As Possible Range: Unknown To This Day

[@СтасАйКакСложно]

only bad parents would say that. your kid's private life is your kid's private life

[@Donny-wl6mz]

@@СтасАйКакСложно but parents cant seem to understand that for some unknown reason

[@EricAguirre5]

Just because parents go throught your phone does not mean there bad what if your watching something or doing something there not suppose to.@@СтасАйКакСложно

[@ByeByeHaramLife]

@@СтасАйКакСложно what if the kid watch bad things?

[@СтасАйКакСложно]

@@ByeByeHaramLife givee an example of "bad" things that can change your kid's attitutude from a good boy to a serial killer

[@jthopkins2544]

The ol' "Wait till your father gets home!" Damage: Maximum Range: Life-long Speed: An hour and a half.

[@cupid-h3z]

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[@last_fantasy]

Dad's belt Damage: 100/100 Range: 50/100 Speed: 100/100

[@whydidhe360noscopeme7]

Dad WITH the belt

[@EmmanuelDaniel-x3s]

fr ppl dont understand the difference between a belt and Dads belt

[@joeydonuts574]

The damage from Dad’s belt is only super-ceded by one item: Dad’s rubber hose.

[@lyrasalwa5034]

ohh my God... May God heal you inside

[@not_ice_y]

@@lyrasalwa5034and may police arrest your child abusing parents

[@TyreseAbernathy-mf3fw]

The flip flop has the best range

[@sushantkarad6413]

"The Guilt" Damage: 10/10 Range: Infinity Speed: 9/10

[@bequilastname4305]

*the stare* Damage : 0/10 Range : errrrrr A LOT Speed : Dead in seconds

[@georgeandjamierunkle474]

So much damage that it loops to the beginning of the scale

[@WestbrickFansGotNoBrains]

The final boss: "I carried you for 9 months"

[@dangerion1177]

Bro carried the whole team for 9 months

[@billclinton725]

9 months?you must be joking only an imbecile takes 9 months so try again buddy o pal I have places to be and people to do thats why it took 6 months for me to born fuck-o

[@Checkmate_Edits]

​@@dangerion1177don't we men carry billions of babies tho and never complain? 💀

[@zealox1148]

@@Checkmate_Edits there are difference between baby and cell

[@KohlraSSJ]

​@BIGBigBoiNICKyes actually..

[@Eli_MationsOfficial]

Orphan Emotional damage: Maximum Dark Knight: approve

[@flared_beacon]

Bro forgot the wooden spoon 💀

[@Phoenix-ct]

I'm the one they wrote the patriot act about

[@themickcollo]

The big plastic red spoon

[@Aidan_Neff]

Fr

[@JamesSelf-fo7mv]

I got that

[@emil-1609]

True

[@mexicoball1170]

The frying pan Damage: 6.5/10 Speed: 7/10 Range: 5/10

[@AA-ph6zo]

7/10?! Art frying pans in USA 4 inches big or what?

[@tpurpler8551]

wtf who gets beaten up by there parents using a PAN!!!

[@NL-by9et]

Sir, you were abused

[@xolilezandamela50]

LMAO LIKE YOUR SO RIGHT DUDE AT THAT POINT HATS STRAIGHT UP ABUSE@@tpurpler8551

[@xolilezandamela50]

abused is an understatement its bad enogh to get beaten but a FREAKIN FRYING PAN@@NL-by9et

[@Aloofyr]

"Because I said so": Damage: MAXIMUM Range: Unknown Speed: FAST

[@Observer552]

How fast is that? İt's fast 🗿

[@immortality682]

Maybe flash speed from the comics

[@SupperBach]

@@Observer552 speed travels 360m/s so...CAN YOU EVADE THAT?

[@MELEMADE338]

Do you not know what range is?

[@MarcelKędziora-w7r]

[Slams desk] EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

[@MxerEdits]

THE WOODEN SPOON IS CAPABLE OF DESTROYING AN ENTIRE STAR SYSTEM.

[@DerpyGamerzz]

Fr

[@Rudedude2077]

Yup

[@Rixmind338]

I remember my mom once hit me with a wooden spoon and it broke in half. And OF COURSE it was "mY fAuLT". 😑

[@Mster_J]

@@Rixmind338it was if you did something to cause her to hit you with a spoon.

[@theannihilator7989]

Yes 😂😂😂😅

[@jamesnelson5434]

"I not mad just disappointed" is an instakill

[@MannyMeachum]

LOL!!!!

[@Camolicious]

​@@MannyMeachumikr!

[@WorldSlash_]

Luckily only the 'dad' type can do it

[@orealfrajola]

* 999999 hit damage sound *

[@gggff4ff5]

luckily you can pull out the AK-47

[@DailyDemon]

The last one goes hand-in-hand with every other weapon

[@cliveowensia]

It's an enchantment added to every weapon, usually lower damaging weapons have a higher emotional damage potential

[@Stint45678]

​@@cliveowensiaI'm positive it will lower the speed, not damage.

[@cliveowensia]

@@Stint45678 I meant that weapons with less damage compared to others will have the more potential

[@jimmothy3012]

It gives the rest a special attack

[@NotYourBroFromDPoint]

"Emotional Damage" Ahh weapon ☠️

[@Kestrel069]

Dad's AR-15: Damage: MAXIMUM Range: MAXIMUM Speed: Depends on how fast you pull the trigger

[@yourmissingpackage]

💀

[@getonetakeone]

Yooo🫥

[@Tenisinspector8341]

We’re talking at home, not schools

[@vuyiswabonco7528]

AYO PAUSE

[@getonetakeone]

@@vuyiswabonco7528 right

[@KxngKUDA]

"Disappointment" - 1-hit KO -Irreparable damage - binds your soul to this mortal coil

[@meme_god948]

hispanic moms broom damage: ♾️ range: ♾️ speed: ♾️

[@torgerthorkildson725]

Welp see you in the next life

[@mu2137]

Deporto exporto

[@S..ophia.]

power cords hurt more

[@meme_god948]

@@S..ophia. ya they do but when hispanic mom uses anything bitch you die

[@the_narrator-idk]

Wish me luck my mom's load out is Main: broom Secondary: cord (as a whip and she is fast with it) Other: emotional damage (me becoming like my biological dad)

[@realityobserver7521]

The gun hiding in the garage: Damage: max Range: max Speed: max

[@Gigajaideep]

Everyone gangsta until DAD pulls out 'composite BELT' Damage: 100000/10 Speed: 8.1/10 Range: 7/10

[@EmilekKondas]

Nah until mom pulls out the wooden cooking spoon

[@iamaloafofbread8926]

I'm sorry, composite what now?!

[@joshuadelossantos9602]

The Basement: Damage: 💀💀💀 Range: 💀💀💀 Speed: 💀💀💀

[@realbyfo]

fr@ErikS2010

[@clu2573]

The skulls stil apply after 3 weeks down there.

[@realbyfo]

parents lock u in da basement he basically describing the stats on it@KazamKazoo

[@sushiroll9401]

As a discord mod, this gives me different vibes

[@realbyfo]

well for me it was the garage cuz basement wasn't an option@KazamKazoo

[@f1refox525]

the car Damage: HIGH range: immeasurable hits per minute: low

[@Mockyo_Anu]

that ain't parent bruh

[@PunyUmbrella]

Thats child abuse💀

[@YTTroll69]

Damage: fatal

[@juliuslukosevicius3406]

@@PunyUmbrella everything that is mention in video is child abuse. If parents can't be parents without these weapons they shouldn't be parents at all because they don't deserve kids.

[@PunyUmbrella]

It's a joke man, and parents don't do it regularly, discipline Isn't going to is going to work, if you've never been whooped then your either super good, or have parent that want you to row up like gen alpha💀

[@ATiredFan]

"The Hand" Damage: medium Range: Low [ Range: ♾ (They Run after you💀) -@_YashSawant ] Speed: Too fast 😭

[@majorjuna101]

😭😭😭

[@thebattlehangar1011]

Too real

[@Luvzdoggyz]

Same thing with me

[@Liv14358]

The frying pan Damage: ♾️ Range: 8/10 Speed: medium

[@SDonovan-en7jh]

Yeah that is number 1

[@ssuuss539]

Full legal name: Damage: imminent Range: hell of a lot Speed: run as fast as you fucking can

[@noelxlk]

eyes (death stare) damage : ∞ range : ∞ speed : ∞

[@logout-k2]

Ayo that's so true😂

[@noelxlk]

@SMG565 wdym "my item"?

[@EverythingForHal]

@SMG565its eyes, the death stare

[@some_cool_random_guy]

fr😭

[@faisolk]

The death stare burns my soul

[@santiagolugo275]

The pan: Damage: 101/100 Speed: 5/100 Range: 20/100 Trauma: 80/100

[@MarkStillPlays]

+100% earrape sounds +50% critical hit chance

[@t_ub]

THE PAN??

[@exviellist]

Recently cooked pan for addition 10 fire damage

[@isaiahfromheaven]

Bro look at mine

[@ms.pirate]

These parents who do this, should NEVER be parents! they these types of people who uses physical punishment to "raise" have skill issues!

[@ILikeEatingMetalBars]

The slap Damage: 9/10 Range: 9/10 Speed: literally as fast a possible. Passive attack: Screams at you

[@Khhaos]

But it also has thorns III

[@ILikeEatingMetalBars]

@@Khhaos it hurts.

[@Khhaos]

@@ILikeEatingMetalBars god damn it man wtf 🫂🫂

[@mrkdawg8951]

She would have to catch me for that to happen

[@vibhajoshiop3654]

Like eating metal bars that's literally me

[@Xx0Hollow0xX]

Call teacher: Damage: ■■■■■■■□□□ Range:■■■■■■■■■□ Speed:■■■□□□□□□□ Seeing whatsapp friends: Damage: ■■■■■□□□□□ Range: ■■■■■■■□□□ Speed: ■■■■■■■□□□ Seeing YOUR discord: Damage: ■■■■■■■■■□ Range: ■■■■■■■■□□ Speed: ■□□□□□□□□□ Let you alone with the cash guy: Damage: ■■■■■■■■■□ Range: ■■■■■■■■■□ Speed: ■■■■■■■■■■

[@melon_molly]

“I’m sending you to the orphanage” Damage: 99999+/10 Trauma: ♾️/10 Speed: ♾️/10

[@thestruggler1]

"I regret having you" Damage: ????? Range: Infinite Speed: Unknown

[@Manwithoutname-o5j]

That makes everyone sad

[@hanareta]

​@@Manwithoutname-o5jyeah tbh ☠️☠️

[@gregoiremabille]

Speed : velocity of sound in the air (340 m/s)

[@squadcode71]

Damage: Emotional

[@snap_fit8686]

You will never have a children you dont even have a wife or girlfriend Damage : very heavy

[@ShiftyShiftyHL2]

the wooden spoon damage: 7/10 range: 8/10 speed: 9/10

[@TheJadeDragonWasTaken]

I WAS WAITING FOR THIS

[@Contrlz_]

BRO LITERALLY

[@Protect_all_ljf3forms]

Learning to never do X again: priceless

[@ericaostberg1365]

i was waiting for that one because my mom used that one when i was a kid man did that hurt

[@AlexKr.]

Man that's a 10 damage

[@Homelanderidkwtf]

( New Challenger Duel Mode: Grandma Joins the Battle )

[@ThirdKen]

Bro i didn't expect the Power Cord 💀

[@thomaswilson4127]

We all survived it 💀

[@P-Alob]

I expected to see the wooden spoon

[@darthgamer6239]

​@p-alob5232 Honestly, wodden spoon stats be about the same anyways

[@basswoofer5665]

Yep

[@basswoofer5665]

What about stainless steel spatula and 100% rubber skipping rope 😂

[@OrtikboyTajibaev]

The car: Damage ♾️/10 Range ♾️/10 Speed ♾️/10

[@harold_tu]

😂😂😂

[@Abdullah-c8x2t]

The child go broom broom

[@Filp1s]

😅

[@iknowicked]

You're parents hit you with a car😮

[@OrtikboyTajibaev]

@@iknowicked No, i hitting to my little son

[@chanda9481]

Fist: Damage 12/10 Range 3/10 (If not grabbed) Speed 9/10

[@EnjoyLifeSoYouCanBeFufilled]

​@OcarinaaSo is with everything else, but I see you're point

[@RazyarennyyVengerskiIGamer]

"Range 3/10" tf your parents got t-rex ass hands? 😂

[@ceoallegedly]

​@@EnjoyLifeSoYouCanBeFufilledBelts and stuff might cause marks and pain, but fist can break bones, nah. That's why slapping is what parents use for punishments with hands

[@danielmeijer4994]

The flat end of a small cricket bat 100 damage 40 speed 80 range 100 blue ass

[@GordFT2]

Yeah my dad wants me to do that to me.

[@SaberShorts012]

Spatula: Damage: 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 Range: ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ Speed: ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬛️⬛️⬛️ Brutality: 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥

[@denis25YT]

Palm: Damage:Find out Range:How long is your arm? Speed:Just hit and you'll find out

[@Hog_1029]

I JUST TYPED THAT 0s AGO

[@guardian0151]

Speed: you won't know what hit you

[@thesniperxd5302]

" I Wish i used a C*ndom that day " Damage : INFINITY Range : Unknown Speed : FASTER THAN LIGHT

[@somerandowhoeatsberries]

AYOOOOO

[@micahrodriguez7218]

I am not laughing to that 😶🫥

[@jeremymoisesrodriguezramir919]

Damage depends how innocent you are lol

[@thesniperxd5302]

@@micahrodriguez7218 Its up to you

[@thesniperxd5302]

@@jeremymoisesrodriguezramir919 Innocent peoples are hard to find nowadays

[@GameSr_OoO]

Vocal cords: Damage: Emotional Range: Across the entire house Speed: Optional

[@GameHorror73]

That so relatable💀

[@elimeier3428]

Brick: death

[@Me-tr5kx]

"I'm not going to hit you" *as they stand angrily holding their weapon of choice counting down*

[@gregyoun9343]

Asian parents are really the final boss that you can't defeat

[@CraveRides123]

Me with Asian Grandparents:

[@blackads9687]

When the developers make the final boss say "you're destined to lose" and they took it seriously

[@tomasfinol818]

I have Latino parents and this is how they act. It’s just parents from a third world country tbh

[@cozette_254]

What if they battle African parents though

[@killersan6857]

⁠@@cozette_254I have a African mom and what I’ve seen and heard what third world country moms do I can say they would win

[@perfectcell77]

The Chancla (mom version) Damage: 7/10 (50% extra crit) Range:Infinite/10 Speed: 15/10 Abilities: Enemy cowers in fear when this weapon is drawn. No matter where you are, the Chancla will always hit it's target.

[@jasonspringer510]

Special modification for damage is: stickers

[@Noname-tm4ni]

Bruh the chancla is for sure a homing weapon like one time a KZbinr told a story on he got his mom mad and the chancla came at him but it didn't him because his brother walks in the line of fire on accident

[@aussiemadlad]

Why is the thong called a chance. I've never heard that b5

[@YT_Daylight]

@@Noname-tm4niDomics

[@Noname-tm4ni]

@@YT_Daylight ye that one it been way to long since I have heard of that youtuber I lose a few accounts (don't ask how I am losing them I may be dumb but not as dumb as Darwin award winners)

[@ThatsYouTubular]

Switch (A.K.A. the Stick) Damage: Medium Range: MAX Speed: High

[@kadeyntrahan8618]

More like custom for all

[@Septy-k2x]

Dad's slap: Damage:9/10 Range:8/10 Speed:9/10 😂😅

[@joshuacruz732]

the frying pan: damage: 9/10 range: 4/10 speed: 5/10

[@Irish_Mann]

Now that's abuse

[@personman2346]

@@Irish_Mannall of these are but holy shit

[@mouthy_maestrod2992]

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE GOING THROUGU THESE COMMENTS. Funny enough, our answers are almost the same

[@Casperthgost27]

Bro do you need help

[@anandareisya2396]

Dude your profile picture 💀

[@fancystreams3434]

Saying your full name: Damage : 9/10 Speed : As fast as they can say it Fear : UNLIMITED

[@vampire_cat]

The "3, 2, 1...." Damage: 10/10 (Very Effective) Range: 10/10 Speed: HURRY UP OR ELSE Tysmm guys for the 450 likes, this is the most likes I've ever gotten XD!!

[@AltAlt-th6di]

Psychological 10/10

[@santiagofarfan1585]

Spookyness: 10000 / 10

[@GhostT269]

Trauma ♾

[@変装Mercy]

I heard of a person once using the "3... 2... 1..." but kept on going back to 3 for some odd reason.

[@TheMenaceHimself2006]

Ineffective against sons and daughters that want you dead

[@thorin5591]

Asian Parents when their kid gets B+ and lower: