Websites portrayed by Minecraft

[@V_Salvatore08]

To the people saying Milkair is back....actually he never left us

[@Alisa-il2tf]

True

[@TheSpecialNone]

fr

[@rebeccasheridan2657]

wow, Milair is back!!!

[@nataliairla2757]

True 😊😁

[@blandinamususa3110]

Lol

[@Beppojoe]

You know its a good video when the thumbnail makes you laugh!

[@thelegendary4660]

Yeoo

[@TheSpecialNone]

Yo

[@arunarai3621]

Are you ready for your free supply of likes ??

[@JjMn1000]

Lol

[@user-lz5kh3un8z]

The thumbnail didn't make me laugh

[@benjaminporter2249]

0:19 How to describe tiktok in 5 words

[@takshmistry7257]

Haha nice one

[@blackimpostor5324]

Desposit brain ticket here before coming in Me daydreaming what happens after : what is 1+1? Aha! It’s 1036828374829

[@gabriellehall2140]

Once you enter china is now watching your every move

[@movagalbastomp]

@@blackimpostor5324 no its NaN

[@macacopedreiro214]

Actualy 3

[@n0us.]

I've never been so offended by something I 100% agree with

[@kao5763]

Why would this offend you

[@toucan6109]

A plane!

[@purplecrewmate205]

@@kao5763 yes

[@awesome_barabado]

@@kao5763 yes

[@minecrafter7850]

@@kao5763 yes

[@cobrasharkgaming7830]

Love how amazingly true the tiktok one is

[@thefoundationclan1358]

same lol

[@brodpete89]

Yeah?

[@cobrasharkgaming7830]

@@brodpete89 forgot the “I”, sorry

[@Polska_Edits]

Oh no wait till redacted comes

[@hat.2106]

@@Polska_Edits iTz "i lOv" nOt lOv *sounds of familiar violence*

[@arck4453]

Ngl, impressed how the Tik Tok user remembered that he had to take off his brain to join tik tok after reading the sign

[@EzraEpic]

First (reply) idk why i did this

[@ragaboi4103]

but some tiktoks are good the others are cancer tumors

[@UnknownUser-cp6db]

@@ragaboi4103 true

[@shredder8525]

Surprised he could even read the sign

[@arck4453]

@@ragaboi4103 true

[@Buttclinger]

"How do I deal with losing a loved one?" Google: "find things that will take your mind off of them" Bing: *"rope"*

[@assasin4744]

thats dark

[@malickbowen474]

The rope ran away from me

[@LonicTH]

Rope, you want it?

[@him2buku]

Lamp oil? rope? Bombs? You want it?

[@LonicTH]

@@him2buku it’s yours my friend

[@metagod_]

0:12 tiktok 0:59 eBay 1:46 Facebook 2:29 instagram 2:44 Spotify 3:05 reddit 3:59 Twitter 4:24 google 4:52 KZbin (where we are now) 5:47 bing 6:00 ending Edit: wow thanks for all likes

[@metagod_]

@kozakTV2 np

[@sunyset8247]

Name matches what u are

[@comentarista7909]

Thanks

[@reinodeforaminia262]

An stack of likes

[@ntnb_.]

Thanks

[@カレールーさん]

"I have a headache. What am I sick of?" Google: "You'll die in 5 seconds." Bing: "Blow up your head so you wouldn't have headache anymore"

[@lucianotherobotzombie9589]

the're both wrong

[@lucianotherobotzombie9589]

@DJ KZbinr TMJ and there both really weird

[@Sedulous32072]

@@lucianotherobotzombie9589 but it's a joke, yes a weird joke, but still a joke

[@lucianotherobotzombie9589]

@@Sedulous32072 yyes i know

[@bruh.5620]

@kittensandkreme no one gives a shit

[@god00wizard]

The transition clip will never get old....

[@Brahvim]

And the outro ;)

[@iwastheonewhocrashedyourwi9500]

Biology notes can wait , this is more important

[@laurenpetro2901]

That synth with the "WANNA BREAK FROM THE ADS?" scares me every time that I use Spotify

[@past8360]

The Spotify clip was so funny because its so relatable.

[@rjust032]

Yes. I hear one 2 minute song, then it plays like 38377472 ads

[@past8360]

@@rjust032 ikr lol

[@erickul2249]

PREMIUM IS WORTH IT

[@simonsipikal534]

Im using youtube music vanced :DD

[@LavvyFlex]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nXSWeoh8ppp1qNk

[@sou177]

"I love how honestly honest he was with the tiktok one" Edit:OmG GuYs ThaNks for all ThE likeS

[@AlmdudlerSpacniok]

Ah, I see youre a man of culture as well

[@justsomeguy8029]

What’s with the “ “

[@sou177]

@@justsomeguy8029 idk XD😂

[@sou177]

Its a qoute by me

[@nataliairla2757]

That one had me laughing

[@synchrorgen9044]

When facebook came I was like Did he just take a poo while the lid was closed

[@AAAAGamesGames]

...And everyone saw it.

[@blackimpostor5324]

Plot twist : he’s in single player Another plot twist : the mobs saw him even herobrine

[@TheLifeOfKane]

That's Facebook.

[@essyr1715]

TWITTER IS ABLE TO CANCEL A PERSON EVEN JUST FOR BREATHING SO YEAH I AGREE-

[@LilSquiggles110]

rip hartley sawyer aka ralph dibney

[@optimisticwatermelon]

Thank god they didn't manage to cancel DanTDM just because he made a tweet comprised of the ABBREVIATION "stfu to all the people making actual literal derogatory comments degrading my appearance because that adds up" (dramatization, did actually say stfu tho)

[@essyr1715]

@@optimisticwatermelon holy shit I hate that

[@sygneg7348]

@@essyr1715 You think that's bad? Karl Jacobs got cancelled for saying hello to a kpop star. You heard me correct, he got cancelled for saying HELLO. Now that is toxicity on a whole new level.

[@essyr1715]

@@sygneg7348 I mean, you breathe and they cancel you. That's why I don't use Twitter!

[@dulbux4392]

Everyone aggreing with the tiktok one and me dying laughing to the accuracy of that reddit one

[@fluto6997]

yeah the reddit was more funny

[@rdr_91]

@@fluto6997 no

[@TheShape45]

Me that thought the best was bing:angry noises

[@GrimmHollowz]

@@rdr_91 yes

[@hilariousskullnamedcatzo647]

You know that google does do the same thing, well i least i think

[@moniamysp]

Instagram portrayed by minecraft looked like 7 years old doing pic with green screen until mom came in

[@juriansan019]

Average "First" fans Vs Average "Watcher" enjoyer

[@flamecharge8019]

Never seen this meme in a comment before

[@noobscoopsies1100]

Never seen this meme in a comment before(2)

[@Sha-sigma-Walter]

Never seen this meme in a comment before(3)

[@funitroller7859]

Never seen myself break a great chain(2)

[@Sha-sigma-Walter]

Never seen myself break a Great chain(3)

[@evasartor4781]

The fact that to enter tiktok you need to deposit brain is sooo cool lmao

[@kilianfirebolt]

you seem to not being able to get it back once you enter

[@slinks4971]

@@kilianfirebolt thats the joke

[@kilianfirebolt]

@@slinks4971 i know. execpt the joke is real

[@obamna2570]

The brain is tiny too lol

[@gurminderdhanjoon6641]

So, was Facebook by zucco - we respect your privacy 🤣😂

[@amythestwolfariamorrell545]

I'm having a hard time deciding between mil-kair, and milk-air.

[@amythestwolfariamorrell545]

@•c •a •c •t •u •s •_Gacha • cool.

[@gab___.]

idk, kinda looks like milk-air

[@dwerty-wsawc]

I think it is milk air

[@iamnothalo9770]

Milk-air i think And there is no ea But Im getting a ea meme Ee Eeeeeeee Eeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@alix6xgorg839]

MilkAir MilkEarth MilkWater They all lived in peace, until the MilkFire nation attacked

[@Blace1018]

Only the Milkatar, master of all Milkements could stop them

[@mangoeman9364]

When the world needed him most he appeared

[@theye29]

(ignore this if u want a chain) here before the chain complete itself

[@ambrosxa]

@@Blace1018 just call them the milkman, they're more comfortable with that

[@HeylookbuddyImanengineer-nm6tj]

milkFire

[@Policy_-fk8gf]

Tik tok: In order to get in, d i s c a r d your brain. How does that actually make sense

[@vijaymalviya3348]

Cause tiktok only have brainless ppl

[@newbieduck2373]

We got a tiktok zombie here.

[@gray6497]

I think he means that it’s weird that it makes sense

[@cynther7]

It's deposit, not discard

[@unknownrandomcomment8453]

@@vijaymalviya3348 lmao true

[@awkward1290]

God, whenever I hear "wanna break from the ads" saying on spotify, I just get anxiety of pressing the banner to have 30 minutes of ad-free music.

[@Rekguff]

Yes! Milkair is back!!

[@gokay.cardakli]

Never leave

[@Evis3000]

Yayyyy 😄😄❤

[@sleepyslowhyrax]

Ye know G O O D

[@analuisafontesm.coelhodeso1658]

Hooray

[@mucahitkaratas19]

Google one was the truest lol

[@nurderbvb1909]

Who else is wondering about that Milkair didn't did a 1 million subs special?

[@10054]

do* :)

[@nurderbvb1909]

@@10054 Sorry for my bad english lol

[@shadowpass16]

Yeah

[@ddddcjdifi417]

@@10054 and your name should’ve been one and the only GOAT

[@b0r3deditzstuff31]

0:27 when you become a dream stan

[@mohammadrushat7997]

Imo this applies for people who view everything with prejudice. Doesn't apply only for dream stans.

[@insectbite1714]

So true

[@magnetique12]

The end is paradoxal because Bing and Minecraft is owned by Microsoft. It's amazing.

[@cfmoin2]

But Minecraft is still developed by Mojang.

[@fzr850]

@@cfmoin2 but mojang owned by microsoft

[@balokrumput9074]

@@fzr850 no microsoft didn't own mojang, microsoft only own minecraft bedrock edition

[@1hsl]

@@balokrumput9074 no

[@balokrumput9074]

@@1hsl oh

[@inkamacron]

I was about to say this was accurate, but I don’t feel like being a copycat. Let’s just respect Milkair for the effort he put in for filling all those chests with all those shulker boxes with chests in them just to entertain everyone

[@Shinobimc]

He probably didn’t, I bet he just did in those two and placed all the rest. If he actually did all of them that would be a lot. :00

[@medictf2gamingagain]

Yeah i hink he used world edit or uhh copied the first block of chest lmao

[@beatawitt857]

@@medictf2gamingagain Or just used minecraft command

[@Shinobimc]

@@beatawitt857 ya

[@asnowowi2497]

Probably only filled the two chests he needed to, placed all the others either by command or world edit, and copied the one shulker and filled the chests up with the shulker.

[@mxsseg6514]

2:32 got me laughing so hard

[@stagthebag]

Everyone saying Tiktok is accurate and this one guy saying Reddit is accurate but I’m over here laughing at Twitter Edit: wtf I got 644 likes in 3 weeks lmao

[@ogowly5649]

Samee

[@Azanerd]

But I mean tiktok was a bit off, as China doesn't have control over it lol

[@isaacpaintsemrouboanderline.]

...

[@yettusyettus5281]

@@Azanerd umm they created it so youre wrong

[@Azanerd]

@@yettusyettus5281 Just because a Chinese company created and licensed it doesn't mean China owns it lmao

[@dishacantcook]

literally all his videos are just ACCURATE specially the tiktok one lol😂

[@juniorjuba4584]

tik tok? not! THE name is china BAD

[@FuntimeAG]

@@juniorjuba4584 ah here is the first kiddo with cancer boys

[@Mr.zero_6]

Tiktok literally have no brain 🧠❌

[@Mr.zero_6]

You're right it is 101% accurate

[@Mr.zero_6]

Tiktok are just cringe

[@painfullyaverage6949]

It’s so scary how utterly true the Tik Tok one is

[@lofeare5794]

When we needed him the most.. He came back Couldnt think of an original comment ao i decided to put this. Lol

[@Windbrindle]

Damn right

[@zenlmfao8715]

Avatar milkair

[@PurpleBroadcast]

He never went anywhere

[@akshitgupta6969]

Wtf he never got away

[@amilliarde1234]

stfu i wanna see original comments

[@aroxgd7337]

Milkair: a Jazzghost: *Conteúdo*

[@MarcMars10]

Sim ;-;

[@Godzilla-vb3ey]

Kekekek

[@wertodbr9921]

Kkkkkkk

[@wertodbr9921]

Ele comprou o encantamento que não deve ser mencionado

[@pijuquinha5457]

1:26

[@indranighoshal5232]

The Twitter one was too accurate

[@juliussnijders1032]

So being cancelled is bad?

[@insectbite1714]

@@juliussnijders1032 being canceled is good because once the Dream burger being canceled actualy saved 500 trees that could have been deforested for the burger ingredients and demand.

[@juliussnijders1032]

@@insectbite1714 oh thank goodness

[@juliussnijders1032]

@@insectbite1714 and about the cancel thing. Can games be cancelled like just delete it from platforms?

[@larojas0914]

y e s

[@joshdavis700]

Bruh the Instagram one was so unexpected and I couldn’t stop laughing at how Milkair hit the Husk, accidentally broke the greenscreen and ran away😂

[@bladamanimationsxD]

Same

[@ChildTickler202]

That Facebook part was sooo funny and accurate 😂

[@mariselojeda0810]

Wish: Anvil: 10$ *1 month later* **"anvil" arrives** **opens up box** Product: *nearly destroyed anvil*

[@gachanuggz2261]

The first part already had me dying 💀

[@sheggers3990]

Your pfp scares me.

[@gachanuggz2261]

@@sheggers3990 y e s

[@Karatic]

tik tok bad!1111111 normie reddit xd xd dank keanu chungus fortnite for normies minecraft for danks!!!!1

[@lolinnitfam9045]

nobody talking about how Bing seemed to be the only search engine on primary school computers XD

[@l0k048]

@Ketchup Straw hol'up, something wrong ain't right

[@EmbeddedWithin]

My school doesn’t even use a browser

[@GrimmHollowz]

@@EmbeddedWithin wait what? this fr?

[@tatos529]

*I use chrome*

[@yourlocalReptillian]

Bing is actually a good site for getting high resolution pictures

[@genericname0839]

Personally, I think that your brain must have been bigger than you had it in the tiktok sketch to come up with these masterpieces

[@JA1860_G]

I love how this is just so accurate.

[@adandavid8979]

That thing where you put an item in the chest then the door opens is so cool!

[@KENSHIROez3260]

Why do I just realize that is actually Sweet instead of CJ now that become his skin or avatar? and the fact this is accurate in a wrong way is just..... darn beautiful

[@prab4956]

Wait a god darn second that's Sweet?!?! I thought that was Big Smoke!!!

[@FuntimeAG]

@@prab4956 big smoke wear glasses and a Black hat not Green..

[@prab4956]

@@FuntimeAG ohhhhh now I noticed

[@FuntimeAG]

@@prab4956 gud

[@hridyanshkothari7802]

Everyone gangsta till he pulls out his water bucket 🤣

[@aidanwicab1488]

I AINT GETTIN DEMONETIZED TODAY

[@kirbysuperstaruhh3769]

Or his boat

[@marclloydugbana]

or his elytra 😏

[@YTshashmeera]

Or his vines

[@what9279]

Or his head

[@epicboi46]

4:10 As someone who’s been on Twitter, I understand this scene completely XD

[@dreqxz4490]

He remembered his password!!!! LETS GOOO GREAT TO HAVE YOU BACK BRO!

[@potatotheankylosaurus7954]

When the dog kill sheep On caption Caption said no. No no while dog bark

[@ecave3435]

I am quite sad with the fact that he didn't make Minecraft Portrayed by Minecraft

[@fardgaming420]

Minecraft potrayed by minecraft potrayed by minecraft potrayed by minecraft potrayed by minecraft potrayed by minecraft potrayed by minecraft potrayed by minecraft potrayed by minecraft potrayed by minecraft potrayed by minecraft potrayed by minecraft potrayed by minecraft potrayed by minecraft potrayed by minecraft potrayed by minecraft potrayed by minecraft

[@toothlesshewhoreignsoverdr1190]

"Websites portayed by minecraft"

[@tatos529]

Minecraft portrayed by Minecraft “Don’t dig straight down”

[@traveler678]

Dude it’s websites

[@ecave3435]

@@traveler678 Minecraft Classic portrayed by Minecraft (Minecraft Classic is a website you can play Minecraft Classic version on for free buta online)

[@redstarz1653]

When you cant figure out if his username is milk air or mil kair : *struggles cutely*

[@20SUKUNA]

It’s milk air

[@fynexjeralt4186]

You're not cute, grow up

[@AAAAAAAAAAAA4AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]

@@fynexjeralt4186 do you somehow know how they look or smthn

[@fynexjeralt4186]

@@AAAAAAAAAAAA4AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA anyone who refers to themselves as cute are never actually cute

[@shayla.jewell7]

@@fynexjeralt4186 thats cap 💀

[@bed3021]

The legend himself

[@Zuion_Art]

Step bed what are you doing

[@bed3021]

@@Zuion_Art lmao

[@Doneforlife]

"Deposit brain here before entering" *This really explains it very well.*

[@creepager1510]

the silk touch one got me 😂

[@SystemCrashXD]

This kids, is called *accuracy*

[@nikto7297]

Accuracy ? THIS IS SPARTA

[@sophiedenise]

How the frick are all of these so accurate

[@slxeepy8554]

IDK

[@Jack-wv5oy]

When Mr. Egg is sus

[@StarrDust12]

4:20 innacurate, it shows cancel culture having an actual impact.

[@NigelUltra]

And it shows those losers as wolves while they're actually sheep. Maybe they should have been spiders because spiders are ugly and have you seen the average cancel culture-er?

[@iamacatperson7226]

@@NigelUltra well that’s not very nice to spiders. Except for Australian spiders. Those things can go extinct

[@PapeZeon]

@@iamacatperson7226 LMAO

[@Skifill]

Congrats Milkair on 1 Million subs 🥳

[@harshrajsingh3109]

2:34 you are making reels peacefully suddenly your mom enters in your room 😂😂

[@LavvyFlex]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nXSWeoh8ppp1qNk

[@Bagel77]

The twitter one is gonna make some people mad which makes it so much better lmao

[@beyondtherealmsofdeath]

Don’t use “triggered” as a synonym for angry

[@Bagel77]

@@beyondtherealmsofdeath why?

[@beyondtherealmsofdeath]

@@Bagel77 the word “triggered” is actually a term used regarding mental health, mostly when something triggers a panic response in someone or gives them memories of something traumatic. I used to do this same thing since it was a meme a while back, but once I started developing a lot of triggers from trauma it bugged me quite a bit. It just feels like people are trying to make a joke out of something serious, even if they don’t intend to, if that makes sense :)

[@Bagel77]

@@beyondtherealmsofdeath ok, I changed the comment

[@beyondtherealmsofdeath]

@@Bagel77 thank u! :D

[@darkshade7254]

“Why fight over the discs when you have Spotify?” Oh Yes, Dream SMP fans know what i mean..

[@nigblack552]

I am not a stan , but I got the reference

[@colbyd8304]

Yes ha very funny made laugh and giggle

[@nagarathnammats110]

Hahaha Tommyinit

[@nagarathnammats110]

@Squek bro it is tommyinit Not tominit Tominit is not Even a thing

[@littlecake453]

Yes.

[@gonpa77]

The brain being already tiny before entering tiktok.... lmao

[@Valtaoi_007]

ok, so there is this brazilian youtuber called Jazzghost and he likes and reacts to your vids and in his channel there is the inner joke of the enchantment that cant be mentioned (silk touch) because every time he needs it, he never has it so everytime this enchantment comes up he says : "again come on! The joke is dead guys" and the silk touch enchantment that appeared on the ebay and the fact he watches your videos made me laugh

[@amelinadebritobelchior8399]

I know jazzy n me brasil

[@Valtaoi_007]

@@amelinadebritobelchior8399 Jazzinho PvP 9 anos de minecraft

[@arvoreyoutube8923]

Tendi foi nada

[@Valtaoi_007]

@@arvoreyoutube8923 esta em ingles

[@thegameplaytuber4788]

Next Video: Different types of advertising companies portrayed by minecraft

[@pepsi3168]

Discord would be a girl running away from 400 discord mods

[@ninjamaster0075]

the part of the tik tok was really cool lmao, nice video and hug from Brazil!!!

[@bushyhs7942]

im actually crying at the twitter one ITS TOO ACCURATE

[@vu9084]

He finally remembered his channel password

[@astolfo7379]

Why twitter is so accurate👀

[@cquinnedits1317]

We mis you!Yes,finally milkair is back🌷

[@Lem9nades]

Veryyyyyyy very very true. Love you mooch! Milkair huhhhh😐😙😚🤗😘

[@sebastiantorres9599]

I loved that tiktok description, it was so accurate

[@lkowsz]

Congrats on 1M subs

[@Bittycord]

This deserves a like

[@sguario6917]

You can just wait for Jazzghost react.

[@TheThingRed]

-"Privacy?, What is mean?" *Zucc*

[@0kok0kok0k]

the ebay one is so relatable

[@hunterlovejoy958]

The Spotify one is so true and by the way it actually only is around 5 minutes not 30

[@iamilibitirenbetter3266]

Congrats on 1 million subs

[@mundodacrianca2147]

Milkair: Looks at chests Milkair's pc: oh sh*t here we go again

[@JoelTheEdit]

1:49 you've had a good childhood if you know the music in the background

[@LavvyFlex]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nXSWeoh8ppp1qNk

[@n11ck]

What’s it called?

[@sanskarsapkal-._.-]

The best part :-*the silent frustration after ordering eBay product😁*

[@icememe9825]

eBay - the equivalent to a minecraft villager.

[@aporifera]

but minecraft villagers are sooo useful and they never cheat you out of your emeralds

[@guedeska]

5:06 "What a thrill..."

[@andersonle68]

4:41 *turns around* _frames decrease by the hundreds_

[@idontknow4160]

1:48 oh good so its not just me that poops on the lid

[@tianyongchew2708]

Jokes on you, I actually would like to have the minebay computer in actual minecraft

[@mil87_]

4:14 *Sheep is about to die a brutal death* Captions: *reacts accordingly*

[@msrana2450]

Funfact: They all are sponsered of the video.

[@LavvyFlex]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nXSWeoh8ppp1qNk

[@akwrdalfredosauce2028]

Omg the freaking subtitles XD

[@RandomLorence]

0:00: Intro 0:10: TikTok (2016) 0:57: Ebay (1995) 1:46: Facebook (2004) 2:28: Instagram (2010) 2:44: Spotify (2006) 3:05: Reddit (2005) 3:58: Twitter (2006) 4:24: Google (1998) 4:52: KZbin (2005) 5:48: Bing (2009) 5:59: Other Videos 6:20: Outro

[@therickypandya]

I'm not first I'm not last But whenever the notification comes I click fasttttt😂😂😂❤️❤️

[@katana8338]

YASS

[@AnimateTronix]

nice rhyme

[@mr.hanssheenseen5613]

Yeheheheh

[@zeba.kumarrai]

anybody noticed that milkair skin is based on sweet from gta san andreas

[@MeeMeeCandy777]

Yep!

[@DarkMetaOFFICIAL]

Dude you're ridiculous 😂 This was absolutely amazing. I subbed xD Awesome work

[@randomdudeface]

YO! He's got Tomb of the Mask music at the end! RESPECT!

[@LavvyFlex]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nXSWeoh8ppp1qNk

[@matheusvivan3434]

Waiting for Jazzghost to make a video reacting to this one

[@adri8374]

You know it’s a good thumbnail when the video makes you laugh!

[@christyr1041]

reversed from popular comment I respect

[@TenJeremiah]

He’s back

[@jozaz69]

I remember when you was 100k.

[@BadgerBlaze]

Bing just about killed me 😂

[@peachart4429]

Milkair: A Inscritos do Jazz: oMIkaIr pOStoU VIdeO novO vAi rEaGi