Weekend Update: Pete Davidson on R. Kelly and Michael Jackson - SNL

Pete Davidson stops by Weekend Update to talk about listening to R. Kelly and Michael Jackson's music despite the controversy surrounding them.
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[@KennedyBoston]

“How do you listen to his music after what he did?” “...Headphones?” I lost it

[@herculesmwp7983]

That was my favorite 🤣

[@herculesmwp7983]

@J. A. this dump I'm taking on the toilet is for you

[@meredithr9824]

Is the world short on singers? There are 7 billion people on this planet. I bet we could find people who could sing and also had the amazing ability not to rape minors.

[@herculesmwp7983]

@Andrew Man111 Like a real adult. I'm not the person trying to troll people on KZbin. Rethink your life choices

[@savvanahegbert6895]

Lol same I saw that and I lost it to ahhaahahhaha

[@levirosner1728]

"You're going down che, you're going down!" "I don't even know what I did" that was so funny

[@kimnamjoonmeansbusiness9932]

Levi Rosner I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS SKNFDWKNRF

[@ilexevergreen5405]

What did Che do?

[@thiagowill26]

@@ilexevergreen5405 Nothing, it's just to complete the joke from the beginning when he said that geniuses are sick, and he looks at Colin and says: "It's not our case" and points to Che: "You are a genius" Che looks at him And say "Wait, what ???". Fucking clever jokes.

[@roguesheep3083]

He always yells something at the end 😄

[@gomee23]

Been said several times, but Pete is looking much healthier

[@sirarlissfeathergill6157]

he's starting to be funny again too! and doesn't look like an albino leopard died on his head.

[@klaudiaveronica3672]

Sir Arliss Feathergill made my day

[@misterwinkybluff5930]

@@sirarlissfeathergill6157 He will always look like an albino leopard died on his head. He said it himself.

[@turdferguson8928]

I don't think you should be allowed to be depressed when you date Kate Beckinsale

[@yellow9349]

I agree.

[@margaret0x1]

Dear SNL, More Pete. Please. Sincerely, Everyone

[@thiagowill26]

Hell YEAH

[@Crossword131]

Same

[@aliyoutubelover7613]

YESIIR

[@himawari4962]

Helll yea we need more pete periodt.

[@zeniashanze1882]

@Bodie Wade sure bot

[@ritamdutta8718]

Colin is like Pete’s therapist “Is there anything else you wanna talk about “

[@blackpinkluv9869]

Rit_arted III um.......

[@crystalkadletc1944]

Adorbs. In all the years I’ve watched SNL I’ve never seen a cast members personal life exposed so much on the show

[@BrookeInProgress]

He was so proud of that Chaplin joke lmao

[@beabelieverinlove8287]

That Chaplin joke was funny as hell.

[@ProNorden]

Anti-catholic stuff by Davidson seems cheap-shot and hackey.✌️

[@trent_k]

ProNorden Agrarian-Nationalism interesting take, but why did you chose to post it here hahaha

[@DKGifford19608]

ProNorden Agrarian-Nationalism does it? He’s Catholic. There’s a direct connection with the topic. Seems personal and relevant - that’s kinda his thing.

[@P9rkour90]

ProNorden Agrarian-Nationalism god forbid it was anti jew

[@coh27]

Don't ever say Larry King three times fast like that. You might accidentally summon something...

[@nicmoreno6492]

I'd be surprised ig you didn't make somebody choke on their food or shoot whatever they're drinking oit of their nose. Best comment on this thread!

[@jeaniebird999]

I'm pretty that's exactly what Larry king is - he's Death's older brother that someone summoned a few thousand years ago.

[@jonathangarmuth8975]

Tonight from Hades attic it's Larry king live with special guest Beelzebub

[@banking8297]

DAMN

[@sarvin4471]

Izz M 😂😂

[@GabeLazarYT]

the idea of donating to a charity that helps sexual assault survivors when you listen to or watch someone's work - fantastic

[@meredithr9824]

It makes no sense whatsoever! It would work great for the entertainment industry, because they dont have to reform or change or lose money. Sure help the ones wjo have been hurt, but if you are still giving money to the people who hurt them, WTF??

[@TreeDad]

@@meredithr9824 just download it for free

[@habeebahtahir]

@@meredithr9824 I reckon streaming platforms etc should demonetise the artists' work or redirect money made to charities

[@SpaceDisco1]

Meredith Richardson I mean, if I want to watch American Beauty again, I will not be supporting Kevin Spacey whatsoever, but support the charities. I mean, just don‘t buy new shit of theirs.

[@bellegriffiths5866]

@@meredithr9824 You think we pay for music

[@elenitampaka3723]

That joke about the church hit a chord... it was probably A-minor !

[@Hawkgirl719]

Haaaa

[@mperez3720]

Briefly considered opening up a few more KZbin accounts for the sole purpose of giving you more likes for that one.

[@ChrisClark_808]

Agreed. This is the win.

[@mishamerino50]

Nicely done.

[@kingkolbra8146]

😂

[@guru0603]

"YOU'RE GOING DOWN CHE" "I don't even know what I did"

[@Midwestgothicc]

Lmao he sounded so sad about it 😂 like "who me? Why.. "

[@Crad4DRC]

They never do

[@eliasvalencia8148]

Man 🤣🤣

[@jarodstewart6407]

@Eliza "talented"*

[@sandi260]

He didn’t fake laugh at his really lame jokes. The only snl comedian who can’t write good material.

[@katjones1549]

Him naming all the male celebrities at the end is his most underrated moment

[@hamzibrahim8189]

3:58 “YOURE going down Che Che: “I don’t even know what I did...”

[@CalixteDC]

“You’re goin down, Che!” *I don’t even know what I did...*

[@b.jr.7816]

Connor Kent *Oh, he knows.*

[@kmartnw]

Lol he actually sounded like Hannibal Buress when he said that

[@Azivegu]

I need to know now

[@puriodt7194]

😂

[@darylpettiford4900]

30 yrs from now, after they’ve given up heroin and stopped drinking, someone will remember being sexually assaulted by him. At least I think that’s how #MeToo works.

[@LostJasmine26]

The age difference joke was on point.

[@noisez13000]

ya it points out that people only care when they dont like someone but essentially let everyone else have a pass

[@stlbum]

i think its more about the double standard of men dating younger women vs. a woman dating a younger man.

[@brianliberante]

It was funny until he made the President of France mention, who is the only example on his list who is married to an older woman. All of his other examples were men who were with younger women, which would have made for a funny self-deprecating joke. Instead, he took a big, fat, steaming shit on his own joke with that single outlier, or whoever the lackey was who came up with the list.

[@numanumatard]

I thought it was rather funny actually

[@yessum15]

@@brianliberante settle down...

[@JakeTakesTheCakes]

I love how he doesn't even try to hide that he's laughing. Seth would laugh but always try to cover it up but Pete just goes full on openly cracking up and it's still hilarious.

[@IloveJasonMomoa]

it was too hard to tell with Seth Meyers because he always had some goofy smirky grin on his face anyway so you couldn't tell if that's how he was all the time or if he really was trying not to smile😁😁

[@UdaraDiyalagoda]

He has said that is more of a stand up guy than actor. Laughing with the crowd is part of stand up comedy

[@valsbride]

Pete: I saw all the footage he didn’t talk ever that’s why he’s a silent film star I cracked up

[@Anonymous_Guest]

It’s the silent ones you have to watch out for

[@sophiajohnson169]

only replying bc louis is your pfp

[@LuisMiguelBallestasAyala]

I laughed but then remembered he does talk in at least one of the movies, the great dictator. A very moving speech if you guys hadn’t heard of it.

[@murderoushumans]

"HE DIDN'T TALK ONCE!" lost it

[@alisaoliver1969]

Best commentary by Pete ever. He is pointing out the hypocrisy of some who are calling for boycotts of their music.

[@josefinelight343]

Yes. The only reason I'm boycotting them is because I didn't listen in the first place

[@davidsims8413]

I dont like pete davidson very much but I found this very amusing and for once didnt contemplate suicide after 30 seconds lol

[@citlaliolguin-martinez6409]

That extends to every field- science, arts, politics, religion, etc. It is essential to keep in mind that we should separate the man from his work, however a counter argument may be made that one informs the other.

[@lunarwolf8435]

Hell yah I would have done the ass beating

[@lexinicole98]

I just got you to 1.1 K😂

[@hellohappyvegan]

"I don't even know what I did." - Che lmao

[@Don-C.L.]

What's even more fitting is that you currently have 420 likes!

[@hellohappyvegan]

Chris Jones 🤣🤣

[@yeet2787]

Beat me to it damn.

[@zaely8531]

I died lol

[@gracecunningham7873]

I know it's part of his joke, but that's actually a great idea to donate to helping sexual assault victims whenever listening to those songs.

[@coomsicle]

Every time?

[@rosaisha833]

wank memes meh but just the idea of donating for a better cause is good. It’s the thought that counts.

[@ItzSilasRain]

I’m all for it but not on Michael’s music. I listen to his music a lot and plus I don’t believe he did any of that stuff he’s accused of.

[@lunasorree7177]

@@ItzSilasRain Michael Jackson?

[@purplebubblegum4055]

Michael Jackson didn't do anything wrong tho. They wanted to take advantage of his money

[@sahib5]

I cannot fathom how someone doesn’t like this smart, self deprecating, straight talking, adorably self aware kid. He’s charming and adorable and authentic and I legit cannot watch him constantly stifling his own laughter, without cracking a smile. Not to mention his commentary is always pretty much completely spot on. I want to hug him. He’s a lovely human being.

[@samanthamarella1]

I know this is an old comment but I feel the exact same way. Especially recently with everyone talking crap about him dating Kim and wondering what women see in him. Like what DON'T you see in him?

[@Bun800]

Best commentary by Pete so far. His honesty was savage but excellent.

[@beabelieverinlove8287]

Well said @Lily A. Urquhart I also agree that we have a personal and civic duty to stop protecting pedophiles period! [ NO MATTER WHO THEY ARE] #CONVICTRKELLY!

[@MrPent9295]

I still listen to r. kelly music

[@EricaShady10171972]

@@MrPent9295 how do you? Headphones?

[@marioplater3218]

What going with the circles around Pete's key?

[@ScarlettJ1221]

Dang Pete naming every male actor under the sun 😂

[@jakenight5147]

except R. Kelly and Michael Jackson

[@taylornickels5320]

And Donald Trump.

[@MrGksarathy]

Except Ashton Kuchner, the actual relevant example.

[@saffmichael4369]

Nope, not Tim Robbins

[@HBarnill]

Jake Night Pretty sure it’s about women above the age of consent.

[@cdkj8573]

He says "If I found out Maclemore did some weird stuff..." but the You Tube subtitles say "If i found out John Mayer..." LOL someones trolling

[@playerone2480]

Forgetting Elvis and his 15 year old wife

[@Toywins]

13 year old for Jerry Lee Lewis... 13 year old cousin, that is...

[@sandraseven6575]

Mikel she was 12 and he married her when she was 14 and her parents sell her to him so Elvis was sjeeping with a child and no one dares bring that up and i wonder why.

[@dorb8830]

Forgetting Elvis and him kinda not being able to talk 'cause he's dead

[@maliaswish4938]

@@dorb8830 Michael is dead too, I don't understand why all of a sudden they're just making up things 10 years after his death... Skeptical might you say?

[@Elena-er7zp]

Toy Dubz ain’t nobody forgot Jerry Lee Lewis. It destroyed his whole career. At least Elvis was smart enough to wait to marry until Priscilla was 21.

[@LivingInTragedy]

Did anyone hear that at the end?? “You’re going down Che!” “I don’t even know what I did” 😂

[@missSDW]

😂

[@annadimartino2726]

Lmfao made me laugh the most

[@WillBravoNotEvil]

Sean O'Callaghan Yes. Turns out most ppl ALSO have ears. 😆

[@miniluc1]

america summed up

[@christ4lif333]

Colin was so scared to laugh at any of that shit 😂😂😂😂

[@Shoshanim222]

Igloo Australia,yeah even Pete had some fear going into it. He knows exactly what he’s doing. You can’t hide or suppress the Truth anymore!

[@zebrastripped3114]

Igloo Australia lol

[@emmabug9953]

Yyeah it was amazing

[@sparshitasahu2539]

The dynamic between Pete and Colin is like the chill older brother who has motherly instinct for the younger wild child.

[@EFTanker]

“Larry King, Larry King, Larry King” I thought LK was gonna pop up like Betelgeuse 😂

[@lucasblack5110]

My dude it’s beetle juice holy lol

[@kamenanew9867]

@@lucasblack5110 actually, he is correct as hell. Check the original film, that's how his true name is spelled, its Pronounced beetlejuice

[@NotJoegoldberg]

rip LK :(

[@thomasrosebrough9062]

"Larry King, Larry King, Larry King" killed me

[@rneedham667]

That was the best! But let me ask is there anyone the same age as king?? That dude is Old!!

[@johnson6t911]

Mcjagger

[@dyinhope6840]

Then how did you type out a comment?

[@ScarlettJ1221]

"He married a 15 yr old and get couldn't even talk" LMAO

[@iLitAfuseiCantStop]

*he couldn't even talk 😉 Sorry.... saw you edited your comment but not the mistake.

[@Johnadams20760]

except of course that famous speech he did in a movie , not sure the name, I think it is called the dicatator or something.

[@noahfried3647]

Ed F booboo I think he’s talking about aaliyah I heard she was 12

[@stunnerkumah]

LitAfuseiCantStop I think he did it on purpose that’s what made it funny

[@craigborrenpohl1233]

Remember South Park taught us either everything's on the table and available to criticize or nothing is.

[@hscarlett7672]

Trey Parker and Matt Stone are fucking genius

[@zamara5809]

him breaking character while playing himself is the funniest shit ever

[@Leonaza7]

“How can you listen to their music. I don’t know... headphones” 🤥🤫🤭😩😫😭😬😜😂😂

[@taylorhill195]

Took me out 😂😂💀

[@taylorhill195]

@H No ok.

[@shanematthews1985]

Well at the end of the day whatever they did doesn't actually change the things they made, hate the person all you want but the music itself did nothing wrong

[@mywayworld8765]

Leonaza u famous outhere on KZbin comments u everywhere

[@apdaniel3735]

Leonaza7 😂😂 Also, hey 👋🏾 are you still watching the View?

[@GodsOath_com]

Pete looks great with the brown hair

[@ROBYNMARKOW]

He changed his hair color?

[@emmamertens3304]

Robyn MARKOW you didn’t see his blonde phase 😶

[@cricketsong1967]

Or pink, or green, or white...I think coloring hair is a great way to show your individual style, but he's very pale and this natural look flatters him.

[@deeloc1993]

He looks like a discount Rami malek

[@Redant23]

You mean normal

[@rosamcdonald1666]

I like his idea about giving to charity!

[@yellow9349]

me too.

[@meredithr9824]

Why? Noone would actually do it. Most of us dont keep track of our checkbooks, let alone keep a running list of songs written or produced by abusers, and how often we listen to them. Who do you think would end up with more money, the entertainment industry or the organization that helps abused kids? Plus, what are those kids going to think if we only wanted to help them to ease our conscience because we gave money to the people who hurt them? It doesnt make any sense, unless this is the entertainment industry's plan to protect their own asses.

[@TheDistantWave]

Meredith Richardson make a playlist where you keep all the abusers under.... shiz weird Ik

[@unknowntrademark9992]

Most charities are bullshit.

[@loui7550]

tell the thruth: you have been listening to that Snake remix aint you?

[@mariyaa111]

The way that he smiles and laughs at his own jokes makes him so much cuter !

[@Meagsnan]

I'm grateful that I once again live in a world where we can all appreciate Pete Davidson's comedy without facing the wrath of Ariana Grande weirdos. Great piece!

[@diannaa.62]

Meagsnan “omg leave Ari alone!” 😂

[@ricardoiglesias8314]

All that are lies

[@ricardoiglesias8314]

Why are u lie on me

[@notearsmp4]

Meagsnan i am a huge ariana grande fan and i love her, but just because they're not togeher anymore doesn't mean i will stop watching pete's comedy. i'll admit i didn't know who he was before they were an item, ibut i found him funny and i still do, so i continue viewing his skits. not all of us arianators are like that :)

[@stuffmaniacs]

@@notearsmp4 frrr

[@Leonaza7]

That come back at the end about his relationship with a woman much older than him was marvelous. Lol

[@carollipton4584]

It was killer

[@trinilyfe4404]

Yes it was

[@avaminnow]

Leonaza7 how do you get so much likes on every comment

[@aaronbrinson3200]

Ikr I get the you still a baby all the time and I'm 24 A lady 33 or 40 be making it seem like she 85 df

[@Leonaza7]

FTK ! I don’t know. I don’t write comments for likes. Over 350 people have decided to follow me throughout the past couple of years because they love my comments. Many of them have expressed to me that sometimes they look for me thru the comments just to like my comment. Others hate my comments and accuse me of being a bot just because they simply disagree with me. At the end of the day I share my views just like everyone else. If people agree or disagree that is fine with me. Also, other people leave their comments and get more likes than I do and you don’t seem me complaining about it. It’s never about getting many likes. Not for me anyway.

[@bbyvia]

"I CAN'T JUST CHANGE MY WHOLE LIFE" looollol

[@UncleJimmi_ID]

Che: I don't even know what I did... 😂😂

[@jenpenn22]

Kinda love him for highlighting the age difference hypocrisy

[@dietotaku]

I didn't know anyone was even talking about the age difference, I thought everyone was just hating on Pete because he's not as rich and he keeps bagging total hotties WAAAAAY out of his league

[@WelcomeToMyDream]

@dietotaku Ariana seemed waaay out of his league, but this might be a pattern. Maybe Pete is big league, pitches 9 innings every game and/or swings that bat like Babe Ruth.

[@83croissant]

I wasn’t even thinking about the age difference, I just think...well that is an odd couple of people who are dating

[@wennethicus5212]

well not really. his girlfriend is 20 years older than him. which I don't have a problem with. what has happened to unconditional love? sometimes people in the 60's fall in love with people in their 30's. and vice versa. who are we to judge?

[@cherahsBroll]

83croissant I was thinking about that makeout scene at the game . . . Antoni’s face reflected mine 😂

[@francesosugi7236]

he's actually such a gem. I've never thought of donating a dollar everytime I've allowed myself to indulge in a terrible person's work but I will make sure to start applying that to my everyday life. and his message was so accurate. its impossible to erase people or events that have happened from existence, but being able to acknowledge the tragedy of it is key

[@jennifermcgoldrick6323]

frances osugi it’s a great idea. That way I can watch woody Allen films and donate a buck, though my late mom’s judgement will still be in my head 😂 Someone should create an app for this!!

[@LadyBirch]

Jennifer McGoldrick k

[@DeadlyDanDaMan]

No people or events matter in the slightest anyway. It's all bullshit that we've created to entertain ourselves until the heat death of the Universe, which WILL happen (but our Sun will explode and destroy Earth LOOOONG before that happens). Nothing we do actually matters. Live your life and have fun while you can.

[@JigInsane]

@markmac "right, must be part of the DC universe" Deadpool

[@Kryptospotted]

​@@DeadlyDanDaMan Yes, all it does is make you feel better about yourself. It's an empty gesture. It's a selfish one, in reality. Why not $10 each time, you cheap son of a bitch?

[@cateyezz3718]

I love when Pete laughs after his joke😂 makes it 10xs funnier😂😂😂😂😭

[@FL3XW3]

😂😂😂😂LoL! This really is funny. Don't you dare apologize for these jokes.

[@patchworkgirl2982]

"Whoever the President of France is..." (etc.) That was a hoot.

[@ProNorden]

Colin is beginning to rock the #NationalistHaircut.✌️ "#SansAmesSansHainSansViolence"✌️

[@fletcherdf444]

Michael Che: “I don’t even know what I did?” 😂😂😂

[@bugradio]

Thanks - I couldn't make it out!

[@daviddelaney2407]

@@ericagilstrap665, from earlier in the sketch; Pete indicated that Colin and he were both safe from being Sick Talented People, presumably because they aren't talented, but then noted that Michael Che was a GENIUS. --Dave, backspin on the compliments bigtime

[@carmengracepuentes7953]

I don't even know what I do lol

[@harmlessweirdo8277]

@@carmengracepuentes7953 He knows. Oh, he knows

[@toddpace4588]

He's black and successful, that's what he did.

[@onetwo6330]

Omg the "if swisher sweets ceo was a cannibal" joke was the funniest joke ive heard in years

[@ubahmohamed6748]

1:55 is it just me or is the way his voice cracks is😍😍😍

[@IG8063]

He made a great point about age difference. Sexist double standards

[@waynerembert3116]

Most of the comments I was hearing was how she was too good looking for him. People also made a big deal with Kutcher and Moore.

[@Proteus846]

Right? It doesn’t matter who is older, it’s sick and wrong.

[@carollipton4584]

So much of Kate's stunning looks appear to be plastic surgery- Botox, possible cheek implants, definitely breast augmentation, major dental work. When she was a teenager, she was kind of geeky looking. I understand dental work if your teeth are not aligned, but I think she looked way better then. She was quirky in a way that would go with Pete. @@waynerembert3116

[@guessmyname1104]

Still kinda gross though. He just brought up other gross examples

[@ab4845]

Actually there are no double standards. Men who date younger women have **ALWAYS** been criticized, made fun of, ridiculed, insulted; got thrown stupid, false allegations at them. The only sexist double standards are the ones you have against males.

[@bicknell67]

Pete was on point today about everything.

[@adilkhalid3736]

bicknell67 cuz he was sober

[@barbaraespinosavanleer5926]

I totally agree💋

[@melodyvasquez6370]

He sure was on point!!

[@homelesshannah50]

Fuck him!! That asshole left a lot of WHITE MALES off the list and did NOT go there with the double standard and hypocrisy of a lot of white people in this country with his Puerto Rican looking ass! I don't even think that fucker is white.

[@saturdaymorninghero2637]

@@homelesshannah50 the fuck are you on about?

[@ohheythere_itsclaire7654]

Lmao you can just tell how proud he was of the “and he couldn’t talk” joke😂😂

[@2ndmoon]

01:15 it’s the cutest thing how Pete throws his shoulders up a little when he laughs

[@aj-fn3ud]

I love how Pete just plays himself lol

[@urbansocrates]

"If the owner of Swisher Sweets turns out to be a cannibal, I can't just change my whole life!" NOW THAT'S SOME PERSPECTIVE.

[@josephnicholas9512]

he could just buy garcia y vega or any of the other countless cigarillo brands. or buy a pipe, bong, or papers.

[@sar19]

Let's go see the new Disney movie, but never forget that *Walt Disney frequented American Nazi Party meetings*

[@johnsaysthings]

Sarkasumus no

[@sar19]

@@johnsaysthings yes

[@princessrachel988561]

They did make anti nazi cartoons so, I don’t think he was a nazi.

[@sar19]

it says so in Celluloid Soldiers: The Warner Bros. Campaign Against Nazism by Michael E. Birdwell

[@JJdaPK]

Walt Disney made a ton of anti-nazi propaganda.

[@benjitube9862]

“I don’t even know what I did” 😂

[@Arman-jx7cx]

“Headphones”

[@Chino3xl]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ProNorden]

Colin is beginning to rock the #NationalistHaircut.✌️ "#SansAmesSansHainSansViolence"✌️

[@meredithr9824]

I think he meant 'blindfold'.

[@ZumieZumes]

“ What if the CEO of Swisher Sweets is a cannibal ?? I can’t just change my whole life.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@matthill5426]

What's he doing?!? White Owls are the money blunt.

[@TheStompboxer]

Matt Hill So, you’re saying he should have said “white owls” instead? You don’t really understand how comedy works, do you?

[@JasonZakrajsek]

“Larry King, Larry King, Larry King,” lmao

[@bootysnatcher4207]

When he started listing names I deadass thought he was bouta say “R-Kelly”

[@indranimaitra8671]

This was a hilarious segment, but its reassuring to see Pete looking a lot healthier these days.

[@sleepycrusader8871]

Indrani Maitra Kate beckinsale will do that for you

[@miapdx503]

I freakin love Pete, but those circles under his eyes do not spell good health. Get some sleep Pete! 😜

[@shaunruffin6292]

He looks drugged out of him mind

[@ednavigil31]

Those dark circles are from his Crohns disease. He looks like he's doing much better. Great segment!

[@aarongarcia7293]

miapdx He has Crohns diseases. That’s why he has and will always have dark circles under his eyes.

[@olivia-lu9kk]

Ever since John took Pete under his wing Pete literally looks so much healthier and happier. Good for Pete :)

[@terrimignemi6939]

Another point for Mulaney! Love him!!!

[@shanehughes3511]

He also suffers from crohns disease which I have, a physcial condition made worse by stress that can cause awful pains and weight loss when flaring. So i do think his break up put him in a flare, similar events do that to me. He seems to have it under control again. Love the man, so honest and funny

[@elijahgavin6706]

Shane Hughes so sorry you have Crohn’s, anytime I hear about it or the symptoms I have to count my blessings because it sounds hellish

[@karinas.guerero7364]

That is soooo true!!! He looks good! I hope everything continues to go good with him! :)

[@MrPernell27]

I was honestly thinking the same thing. He looks much healthier now! Good for both of them

[@sathan9323]

I LOST EVERYTHING in 1:42 "he couldn't even talk"

[@ScratPlays]

‘Pretending these people never existed is not the solution’

[@mindlilacs]

he looks so much healthier and happier :)

[@jadeho5099]

ghost town except for the severe eye bags but I have those too

[@sint0xicateme]

@@jadeho5099 he has Crohn's disease and I guess that causes dark undereye circles.

[@korbendallas7181]

Kate Beckinsale.... definitely gettin it in👌👌👌

[@jadeho5099]

Bolsheviki wow I didn’t know that caused it

[@JohnC-fv2we]

It's funny how having sex with some of the world's most beautiful women will really lift your spirits.

[@bomoregie]

Larry King Larry King Larry King.... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@vaughnmiller3896]

I 😂 😂 😂 also Brandon Omoregie.

[@emilyfouquettehoffman7886]

I just watched it a second time just for that part lol

[@AlashiaTuol]

And then Larry King magically appeared in the studio...

[@xonikkiecal]

“Headphones 🤷🏻‍♀️” LOL

[@bravosworld3403]

"How can you listen to their music? I don't know... headphones"😂😂😂 Im dead💀

[@salennastrash121]

Larry King, Larry King, Larry King

[@elamericano9965]

good rap song, can i buy your album?

[@romanalvarado3262]

He should have said r kelly at the end

[@_insert]

Don’t repeat this in front of a mirror.

[@luckyjasonfan]

@@romanalvarado3262 He was talking about consenting ADULTS! 😌

[@timmmahhhh]

Yeah I usually don't belly laugh but this got me.

[@eileen1820]

Great ending pointing out the hypocrisy of age differences 😊

[@bmaze944]

True, but I haven't seen a lot of people hating on Pete because of the age difference. It's mostly been that she's way out of his league and people can't believe Kate would be interested in him.

[@lunaplaysgames7674]

bmaze yeah but for an older woman to go out with someone way younger its practically a sin to other people even though men do it all the time. So I’m glad he highlighted that.

[@koolaidsalad]

@@bmaze944 thats a strong opinion you got there

[@semi6544]

@@bmaze944 -- Do you remember Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit? No, many people don't. During his 15 minutes of fame he kept getting with stars way out of his league. Maybe these women know something we don't. Wait, they definitely know something we don't because they actually chose him.

[@EricaShady10171972]

@@semi6544 I think it is because of his penis size.

[@vonnieluxon2437]

True true true,etc. ..plus Pete looks happy. Thank you Kate.

[@angeltwin16]

I love how Che was over there really minding his business then Pete called him out. 😂😂

[@multifandomz8221]

why not add him to Update permanently ?? he murdered this segment

[@spoiledmilkers]

material

[@crishernandez2904]

He kinda already is

[@policevanposition1993]

Yes!

[@sandi260]

He is not funny. Not sure why he is even on snl

[@policevanposition1993]

@@sandi260 you mean in your opinion he isn't funny. There fixed it for you.

[@hildah2165]

“Larry king Larry king Larry king” Lol!! Love hidden jokes!

[@JaredOLantern]

Hilda Higgins how is that a “hidden” joke?

[@robertrodriguez1964]

The last time Larry got married, they asked him if he had any concerns for the wedding night regarding their age difference. His quote, "If she dies, she dies."

[@davidmsirois]

yeah Larry went full Ivan Drago with that answer

[@hildah2165]

Jared O Lantern - since he once had to hear comments from Larry about his own love life then he’s clearly being passive aggressive here and has every right to do so plus it’s funny :) Never throw stones from a glasshouse

[@thelivealohashow6162]

So this is the comment that caused so much controversy. When I was younger, it was called telling the GODDAMNED TRUTH!

[@barryadcox2710]

Well now you're older

[@CountryWatchdog]

Except it isn't the truth. Here's my open letter to Pete Davidson: Mr. Davidson, you said: “(R. Kelly) is a monster and he should go to jail forever. But if you support the Catholic Church, isn’t that like the same thing as being an R. Kelly fan? I don’t really see the difference....” Allow me to help you. The Catholic Church (ALL its members, not just clergy accused of crimes, which make up the smallest percentage of membership) support everyone who needs help, from womb to tomb. Google ‘Catholic Charities,’ which provides housing, health care and disaster relief to MILLIONS of people each year. Read the Catechism, which promotes everyone’s dignity, regardless of their station in life. See the 1.2 BILLION Catholics around the world who make it their mission to feed the hungry, clothe the poor and heal the sick. Preferential option for the poor is not natural; it’s learned. And you DARE to compare supporting the church with buying an R. Kelly CD to make ONE man rich? Please EDUCATE YOURSELF before OPENING YOUR MOUTH AGAIN. And PLEASE APOLOGIZE. Not out of obligation. But revelation.

[@barryadcox2710]

@@CountryWatchdog I'm glad to know that there are some people with some sense left in the world. Like many others in entertainment, Pete uses a very tiny portion of a group to represent the whole group when it benefits him. People are so spoiled these days. Freedom has came easy to most people in the US now and they take it for granted. Stirring up controversy seems to be all that people like him do these days. This guy doesn't care about any of those kids. His focus is simply on using sickening acts like child abuse to crack a joke and smile that s*** eating smile of his.

[@thelivealohashow6162]

You don't have to preach to me. I went to a Catholic school from grade 1 to 12. Yes, those same teachers got in trouble later, but not during my years. Perhaps it's not the best syllogism, but I don't see much effort in cleaning up this mess, and boycotting sure isn't going to work. I like his solution of donating some money to a victim's fund. Not sure if the Catholic Church can provide the same, but they should.

[@82Jaster]

@@CountryWatchdog Giving to charities doesn't absolve them of horrendous actions. Last year it was reported that in Pennsylvania alone more than 1,000 children had been sexually abused by Catholic priests. That's one state. There have been story after story about Catholic priests being accused of abusing children, and rather than the church do anything they instead just move the priest elsewhere. Cardinals have also recently blamed their sex abuse scandals on "the plague of the homosexuality agenda". And then you have the recent admittance by the Pope of nuns being used as sex slaves (sound familiar). The main difference between the two is that it seems like R. Kelly will finally be held accountable for his actions, while the church continues to skate by despite thousands of cases of sexual abuse.

[@nytecrow6452]

I wish more people lived by this philosophy. Just because the person who created a product or work turns out to be a monster, it doesn't change how that work affects your life. JK Rowling is a sham and a joke, doesn't mean growing up and reading Harry Potter didn't inspire me to craft new worlds and expand my imagination and I should now burn all my Harry Potter merch

[@sunshinebp7632]

Pete spilling tea on EVERYONE 😂

[@sisilessthan3]

he makes some points lol

[@Stu98765]

@Toori Baba WTF?

[@witchypoorose5196]

@@Stu98765 👏🤣 Yeah. We REALLY wanted that soapbox moment. SMH.

[@luis33316]

Speaks facts

[@svenmurphy-deyoung8209]

toori baba It’s nOt GOt WHO nEeDS yoU it’s PeOPlE Who NeeD gOD lmao wut

[@Pyreleaf]

Anthony Joseph Found the Nazi.

[@Dan-zc3ou]

I don't see problems with the age difference, he is 25, so he can be with whoever he want up that age.

[@dirtyb0ngwater117]

I mean not anyone obviously

[@BRLambert4]

"and he couldn't even talk" made me laugh way to hard

[@PushoverSwag]

It's been crazy seeing Pete's evolution, he's near top billing now on SNL and so young. Good to see him do well

[@Evieventer]

he literally hasnt evolved at all he's just more famous now because he dated ariana grande. he still breaks in every sketch and is generally not very good.

[@1999tenorio]

@@Evieventer hater

[@KM-fu8ur]

Eh, I think dating Ariana helped raise his profile more than anything. He seems to revel in dating famous women too, since he brought up Kate Beckinsale unprompted as though anyone *actually* cares.

[@andrewd.6248]

@@Evieventer It's fine to not like the guy. But you can't say he hasn't evolved. That's just ignorant my man

[@dustytheloneranger]

It boggles my mind that Pete and I are the same age

[@AC-wz2xs]

Many truths spoken by Pete. Well done. Great segment

[@Crazy-77]

More like half truths. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@pdsketch603]

“that’s why he’s a silENT FILM ARTIST”

[@mcpeez010]

I love him so much, the last bit about donating and his age difference references was just so great.

[@kaylaoverbay4340]

I could watch Pete Davidson and John Mulaney read the phone book to each other and be happy.

[@navyb52]

Last 10 seconds about age gap GOLD! Well said!!

[@Jack-rk7jc]

@Andrew Man111 Wtf? The line is where someone's physical, emotional and mental maturity meet. A 30 year old might be too immature for someone the same age, but a 20 year old could be just as mature as a 40 year old. I feel like I'm explaining something I don't need to be explaining. Everyone reaches different paces at different places in their life. As long as you're no longer a teenager, you can probably handle a relationship with anyone of any age.

[@Jack-rk7jc]

@Andrew Man111 Nothing. But your brain is still developing at that age so anyone 17, 18, 19 could be miles apart from someone their own age.

[@keyurgaikwad8983]

I absolutely love the chemistry between Pete and Colin 🙌🏻💯

[@haha69sexnumber]

"Not Che though, he's a genius" that shit was the funniest joke of this whole segment and no one laughed

[@IDiggPattyMayonnaise]

Someone finally calling out Mark Walhberg

[@robertm5110]

PattyMayonnaise agreed

[@liopergonsd58]

They need to call out more of these jews

[@sabrinayahisreal1078]

@@liopergonsd58 So called "Jews"

[@liopergonsd58]

@@sabrinayahisreal1078 I mean todays jews are not real jews, real jews were black

[@g0stn0te]

where the fuck have you been the last few years?

[@EMILIE05]

That Charlie Chaplin bit absolutely killed me.

[@jessicareed4840]

I watched a Charlie Chaplin biopic, IRC the one "talkie" he made was like a Nazi sympathy movie. He did better when he didn't talk.

[@archenema6792]

@@jessicareed4840 "The Great Dictator" was a parody of Hitler's insanity and the fact that Chaplin had the same moustache . Chaplin was Jewish. Everyone on this comment page seems to be as stupid and proud of it as you are, and I'm not the least bit surprised.

[@jimbobeire]

@@jessicareed4840 Wow... you got the conclusion that "The Great Dictator" was a _pro Nazi_ movie? Try watching it sometime. The speech at the end isn't exactly ambiguous either.

[@Mijoulin]

@@jessicareed4840 you can watch the speech on youtube. Charlie Chaplin actually wasn't jewish and the movie was produced in 1940, when nobody knew if Hitler would actually win and anti-semitism was a problem in the US as well, adding to the historical importance of this movie and imho making it one of the bravest movies of all time.

[@ruthpratt9674]

ArchEnema 67 He wasn’t jewish, but a lot of people think he was.

[@dominicburns4002]

Thank you for making me be able to watch Call Me By Your Name again

[@kinglos3004]

I love how Pete always says one last line when the skit is over. Has anyone noticed that.

[@malachiowens3423]

Pete be spilling the tea on every male celebrity. Good on him finding him a good woman tho.

[@stevedonahue7956]

a good woman? shes almost 50 and her tits are broken.....

[@stevedonahue7956]

@MsUsagi513 my mother is older actually lol why are you dating her?

[@stevedonahue7956]

@MsUsagi513how so?

[@jakemcauley2383]

steve donahue just a bit of casual misogyny to go with your KZbin video. Name a more iconic duo

[@stevedonahue7956]

@@jakemcauley2383 whos the iconic duo you are referring to?

[@Fidelis1776]

All jokes aside, I'm willing to put a quarter aside for charity every time an R. Kelly song from my playlist pops up.

[@emilyfouquettehoffman7886]

C.S. Bailey I think it’s a great idea !

[@SkySoFew]

He said a dollar!! Lol

[@stephencox8723]

Ima go broke if i give a cent each time, it's bad. If prince did some shit, ima kill myself.

[@SkySoFew]

@Chad Gochis I think you're taking this a bit too seriously, Chad.

[@Fidelis1776]

@Chad GochisTake all of the jokes out of the above video.and he makes a good point. While not willing to give a dollar, I brought forth the idea of a quarter being put aside to eventually be donated. I didn't ask/want/desire/ give a fudge about your approval, just thought that others might do the same if they really felt that way about situations like this.

[@SH-uk8jr]

The button on Colins suit tho 🙏🏼

[@fionalilly543]

The "I don't even know what I did" from Che at the end always gets me XD

[@brenyatta]

Get ready for Catholics to get pissed off at Pete Davidson

[@malachiowens3423]

And him having to apologize for a fucking joke.

[@chuyozuna2398]

im cathoilc and i love the joke plus i hate the catholic church

[@brenyatta]

Malachi Owens As well as the news freaking out, over it

[@SwiftieCatLover]

I’m pretty sure Pete is used to pissing people off at this point. I mean his main thing is dark comedy and insult comedy. He pisses people off for a living~ I honestly enjoy all types of comedy/humor and I happen to really enjoy Pete’s as well

[@Conker187777]

Is he wrong?

[@bblilyylensz]

Pete really gives no f cks about what anybody thinks of him, and it's kind of admirable, but also OH BOY WERE THESE JOKES RISKY

[@homelesshannah50]

Fuck him

[@worrywirt]

Opening with that line about the Catholic Church was ballsy as hell

[@erinrestrick9691]

@@homelesshannah50 who wouldn't he's like 6'1 and funny

[@0oChrisHBKo0]

Yet he literally considered suicide because of what people say about him

[@aznthy]

The jokes weren't risky, stupid morons who are catholics are risky.

[@shawnhodgkin]

Che's innocent "i dont even know what i did" right as the clip fades off is amazing

[@johnking5174]

It's probably down to Che rarely listens to much being said on Weekend Update

[@Ubermunchies]

"you're going down the, you're going down!" "I don't even know what I did" 🤣🤣🤣