Weekend Update: Stormy Daniels Says Trump Didn't Wear Condom, RFK Jr.'s Parasitic Brain Worm - SNL

Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like Stormy Daniels' graphic testimony of having sex with Donald Trump, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s parasitic brain worm, and Rudy Giuliani's radio show being canceled mid-sentence.
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[@briansco17]

that one lady was having the time of her life LMAO

[@bazzakrak]

Holy feck, that is a great laugh

[@jordansweet8054]

Its nice when people can just enjoy stuff.

[@markdegloria4038]

She owes him $600,000 dollars for legal fees. The DNC is paying her.

[@TheRedScareIsAlive]

Probably Stormy Daniels. She's in town for the trial...

[@bryanmachin2152]

And "she never felt this way before....."

[@keithparker7031]

1:17 - "After She Finished", "The Judge Banged The Gavel", and "Opened Oral Arguments" were some of the movies. That was the best joke of this segment, and it didn't get the love it should have.

[@cameronball3998]

i replayed that a few times, that was one of the best written/delivered jokes i’ve heard. loved it 😂

[@patmandew22]

It wasn't delivered well

[@bibliophilelady6106]

It required people to remember what he just said and parse it into bits. The pause before the laughter was just them trying to process what they heard.

[@KingLo]

He botched the delivery, and he realized it and soon as he finished.

[@KnockOut242]

I lost it!!

[@tvmonte]

"After she was offered hush money by the jury." Oh, man that was GOLD!

[@cyrenej1413]

Eww. Please don't endorse RFK Jr. 😮

[@antoniomartinez6722]

🤣🤣

[@arthurnorris8108]

That was my favorite line in that whole bit.

[@alexanderdumas-]

Now that’s a gag order

[@HoneysuckleRoseSmelledGreat]

@@cyrenej1413 why? You think Biden has done a good job?

[@12packersfan]

That one audience member having the time of their life felt like the overarching storyline of the entire segment

[@BazReviews]

Wasn’t that Maya Rudolph?

[@nodatastored684]

I thought it was Fiona Harvey 😂

[@raraka828]

She has good laugh, made me laugh when I hear her

[@Justsomeguyyuyu]

Pretty sure it was Che’s fun aunt

[@subtitles1492]

yes, the laughing track has become the main character.

[@TheHussmanStuff]

That 'Intervention' joke was absolute Gold.

[@eyeyayayay]

- What's this? - "a brain worm". -What's it doing?" - "Starving to death".

[@trysometruth]

well played, sir.. well played.

[@OohMyHead]

Laughed at the Florida Man Rick Scott reference. He's also a body double for Nosferatu.

[@vidmasterK1]

A "Seen Here" joke was surprisingly absent

[@STARBLADE-Resurrection]

Count Orlok*

[@spiritsfollow4976]

His eyes are so scary lol

[@christopherlundgren1700]

I see Bat Boy from the Weekly World News is all grown up

[@TheaBerdie]

He's way bigger than a stumpy mushroom, though.

[@angelalinderman9985]

" Hush money by the jury" was hilarious 😂😆😭🤣🤪☠️💀

[@TheGillhicks]

Please keep “Weekend Update” going all summer long. We’re going to need the laughs…..

[@susiedupuy9532]

Oh dear lord, don't remind us.

[@DeborahFESQF-jf4gw]

What’s happening?

[@Nimsshow]

I’m gonna miss Colin and Michael if they ever decide to leave the show.

[@Shanes_Lanes]

They could start their own show

[@ScootyPuffSr7]

The way that Che has been acting, it seems like he's ready to leave.

[@ishotmyboss]

Che has some great standup specials.

[@Mrgoofyoops]

They ARE the best part of the show.

[@steveconn]

Just laugh at everything you say as you say it. Same feeling.

[@bostoncityofchampions6581]

That line about Rick Scott was EPIC.

[@leslieh4899]

What a meme!

[@HoneysuckleRoseSmelledGreat]

@@leslieh4899 kind of like Biden's empty head and being the posterchild for Sundowners Syndrome.

[@Songfugel]

This is easily the best part of SNL in decades, always excited to see a new weekend update video drop on my timeline

[@ebonywhite1388]

I literally used to read the Cathy comics😂😂😂😂

[@camila.c88]

i love seeing che and colin’s satisfaction when the jokes get the audience hollering 😭

[@dangerfly]

Really? Because Che's reactions are sooo lame. Stop laughing and just do your job buddy.

[@ponchoandy]

@@dangerfly Eff off fun police

[@bukka6697]

@@dangerfly If that bothers you so bad, life is going to be a long row to hoe for you, buddy.

[@John-fz3ij]

@@dangerfly Don't watch cupcake

[@dangerfly]

@@John-fz3ij Hard to look away from trainwrecks...

[@batgurrl]

Finally letting all the Trump - Stormy Daniels jokes ‘come out of hiding’. Best Weekend Update in a while because the actual news is wild. Open Oral Arguments was the name of some of those movies

[@BeegirlsHoneyHouse]

That hard,very loud, laughing woman in the audience made this the absolute best‼️🤣

[@jamesparker1071]

Libs on meds will do that..... 🥴

[@everythingisawesome76]

Because it's Hillary.

[@KiloMintoni-kg4kn]

​@@jamesparker1071Shouldn't you be at your afternoon worship service?

[@MadAboutBrows]

I bet it was one of the castmember's mom

[@sharonharris9782]

​@@jamesparker1071said a MAGAt who simps for an orange 🤡. 😂

[@MrCanceleo]

Such an insane thing to probably be right about has to be one of the greatest punch lines of all time

[@daveboryszewski130]

Love the Sen. Rick Scott Joke!!

[@NewMessage]

Oh, that brain worm is alive, well, and about 3 pounds about now. He can control everything but the voice.

[@blueberrywilbur315]

Underrated comment😂😂💯👍

[@TheaBerdie]

I thought that WAS the worm's voice?!??!

[@turtledog5050]

I’d take that worm for president over the two main candidates

[@blueberrywilbur315]

@@turtledog5050 Agreed our choice is between a turd sandwich and a turd sandwich 🤦‍♂️

[@cranjismcbasketball2565]

The "Hush Money" Joke had me in stitches!

[@nicholasgarrick8855]

Che , and Colin is on fire tonight with those jokes they were hilarious 😂.

[@williamjones7163]

Check and Colin's remaining time may be short, but their future prospects look like Gold. Just ask Seth. 😂

[@blaze556922]

Are* on fire

[@christinew3549]

The rick scott joke got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@oldwiccan1]

So funny and you know Trump was watching. Lol😂love Stormy

[@lindaweber5599]

You don't eat the worms. The worms eat you.

[@carn9507]

rfk jr's too much of an idiot to even get it

[@Hahahahaaahaahaa]

Yeah but in RFKJ's case you don't have the thoughts, the thoughts have you.

[@aaronleverton4221]

I thought you drank them. Have I been doing that wrong?

[@daneenmurf1043]

You know that little voice in your head ? ​@@Hahahahaaahaahaa

[@standupguy12]

Well, you have to ingest the worms for them to get into your body. RFK Jr. likely ate bad food in Latin America, where he traveled earlier in his life.

[@shahartley]

"President Biden mistakingly called Candace Parker one of the greatest all-time coaches. Worse he thought this woman was their point guard." LMFAO

[@sandralinke9150]

GOLD 😂

[@mason96575]

Yes that was the joke we all heard

[@DeborahFESQF-jf4gw]

I’ve still got my teeth!

[@tommyt1971]

That “hush money from the jury” crack killed me.

[@JimiCeleste]

Weekend update is consistently funny with Colin and Michael. They need their own half hour news show.

[@marissa5664]

The Rick Scott was LEGENDARY, spat my water out and everything. Too good 🤣😂

[@tomscott4438]

Desi Lydic made a great point, why are we still calling her Stormy Daniels? Her name is Stephanie Clifford. Stormy is a character she plays in films. If Tom Hanks was in court we wouldn't call him Forrest Gump.

[@coosoorlog]

The names of her movies WAS a good joke, it was went by a bit too fast. Most people just didn't get it fast enough.

[@lethargogpeterson4083]

If the graphic could have come on a second earlier, it might have helped

[@bryanmachin2152]

It's all (or nearly all) about the DELIVERY!

[@NewMessage]

They don't make 'em that small, do they? Maybe he could use one of those pinkie protectors...

[@yellowflash7696]

Democrats making fun of a guy where as they are busy chopping them and changing genders. 😂😂😂😂 freak show

[@egco5945]

I think these were the best jokes of the season

[@kevinpotts123]

This was all comedy gold. Geeat job again guys.

[@srbrant5391]

“Rick Scott, seen here declaring that whatever exists without his knowledge exists without his consent…”

[@sutilak4700]

That one laugh that stands out is soo meee lol

[@tobehonest7541]

Hush money by the jury !

[@xavierhardy1857]

I thought Che would make some jokes referring to himself with the condom joke

[@Vtarngpb]

The writers were soo on point w/ the Daniels jokes… well done 😂

[@sparkythancztwise]

Che and Jost write a lot of it themselves.

[@thebagelsproductions]

After she was offered hush money, by the jury.. 😂

[@steveconn]

That Aurora Borealis joke was very good.

[@svscared]

Which one was that?

[@UkeCan1]

@@svscared"Even the sky turned green"

[@svscared]

@@UkeCan1 Omg I feel like an idiot. Somehow I forgot that was the term for the Northern Lights and instead thought it was a reference to an actress. Oops 😅

[@UkeCan1]

@@svscared Stormy Daniels costar? 😆

[@WhereOceansMeeet]

I like that SNL favors Biden but still slams both candidates for the sake of comedy. That's what comedy is supposed to be!

[@TheBalloonHoax]

@ 1:43...is that Jimmy Carr's laugh in the background?

[@thomasmason3122]

Haha, it really does sound like him

[@vidmasterK1]

Is that the guy who Trump mentioned in a slip of words at his pep rally last night?

[@TaxmanTV]

Rick Scott.. seen here auditioning for an endoskeleton in the next Terminator movie...

[@alexh4121]

This was SO GOOD! SNL crew has outdone themselves YET AGAIN!

[@ChristianAttridge]

Norm, you are dearly missed

[@JimAllder11]

Che was right, that was a good joke.

[@fzzypurpleturtle]

“Hush money by the jury” is hilarious 😂

[@JGComments]

That WAS a really good joke Che! The response was absolutely criminal. But someday, you will find a half dozen other comics who will really appreciate it lol.

[@kanishkachowdary4246]

Wow SNL sidelines Palestine like crazy.

[@tylerhackner9731]

Still my favorite segment

[@travlaney]

"Such a weird thing to probably be right about." 😆

[@cameron7889]

RFK 2024! I would love to see a debate with RFK, Trump and Biden.

[@laalaa99stl]

Aww. It's all good, Che. You at least made Colin laugh. That's still something. I mean, it's not nothing,

[@blooplip]

Best SNL show in a looooong time!!!! Maya is the GOAT for life💚✊🏾💚

[@katarzynazdrojewska4233]

Hush money from the jury had me dead XD Love it XD

[@PaulHarris-sl1ct]

Is that going to be the title of her next movie? " Stormy's Oral Arguments" some others might be"Stormy takes on a well hung jury"

[@lucycarin]

Let these 2 do the entire weekend update and the “guests” be in a new segment 🎉

[@Rebel_AF]

Holy Sh*t, the writer's room was on fire tonight!! 😅😂😂❤

[@STARBLADE-Resurrection]

The writers' room needs a fat bonus check! ✅

[@jdiego1967]

Both Colin and Che write their own jokes. So more credit to them.

[@leopoldbuttersstotch73]

@@STARBLADE-ResurrectionAll 8 people agree….🤣👌🤦‍♂️

[@STARBLADE-Resurrection]

@@leopoldbuttersstotch73 Your mom agrees. 💖

[@JenningsFilmsinc]

​@@jdiego1967They have a team of writers.

[@dannyburleigh1]

Apparently it's the IVORY House! "If you know,you know."

[@keithlove3888]

To quote Madam Thedarnier in Les Mis---Master of the House "thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there....."!

[@churdle92]

Once again, Che’s jokes are just too smart.

[@laalaa99stl]

What's with the "Rudy Giuliani's radio show being canceled mid-sent..." in the description? It was so cut that it was even cut from the segment!

[@ShawnHartmann-ul2qk]

I’d have loved it if Ms. Daniels had worn a print dress with a tiny mushroom pattern.

[@jsnip6720]

Kennedy is 100% right about that..

[@zoeledwards6617]

“Stormy Daniels, seen here drawn by the creator of Kathy.” I honestly wondered are there any compilations of Colin and Che “seen here” jokes.

[@callmeshaggy5166]

Type that into the little box that comes up when you tap the magnifying glass in the corner of the screen.

[@MerchantMarineGuy]

Only one person laughed at that joke, maybe it was her

[@PerkyGothWriter]

I just searched it up, and yes! I'll have to watch them sometime.

[@merrygangemi]

Michael--- the jokes were great! Question: are there any photos of Rick Scott in which he doesn't look like a jerk?

[@JenningsFilmsinc]

Lowest form of comedy is insulting people for the way t they look.

[@mztweety1374]

I miss that cartoon. It was my favorite!

[@DancerGirl-24]

great round of jokes --

[@ngrader]

Wow, Che, I never thought of it like that. For as batshit crazy as he is, RFK is still the most coherent of the three.

[@DeborahFESQF-jf4gw]

When did I date these two?

[@azra2263]

Collin softly breathing "not for you" 😂

[@DeborahFESQF-jf4gw]

Love you, Mr. Kennedy!

[@outlawbillionairez9780]

If RFK's entire brain was a worm, he'd still be more coherent and intelligent than the two ancient derelicts.

[@slothachunk]

Intervention for Netanyahu? He's committing genocide. Would you throw an intervention for a serial killer as they're midway through their next victim?

[@tyinva1212]

Yes! Or do you think he should continue?

[@slothachunk]

@@tyinva1212 An intervention isn't going to do anything. Sanctions and stopping military aide will.

[@tyinva1212]

@slothachunk oh yeah. How do we solve an ideology issue that has been going on before Usa was a place?

[@slothachunk]

@@tyinva1212 Learn your history, Biden is older than Israel. Giving taxpayers hard earned money for Netanyahu to continue hasn't solved anything.

[@tyinva1212]

@slothachunk "Learn your history , Biden is older than Isreal" lol what does that have to do with anything my comment says? Im sorry reading and comprehensive skills are lost on you.

[@Dnn411]

Thank god for SNL.

[@SuperDaveP270]

THAT LAST JOKE WAS THE BEST!!!

[@samsepiol05590]

Trump supporters are a laughingstock

[@patchesconway5957]

No just Misguided & Poor Poor poor thoughtless Folks that want to Believe in someone they Vote really Badly

[@jasminecuevas9985]

Sometimes people get angry at their intervention gotta love Che for that one

[@geoffwieting]

The problem with that joke was the use of the word "intervention"--most people will think "military intervention" because they've heard that phrase nonstop for the last month. My first reaction to the joke was a blank stare. Took me 15-20 seconds to get it by which time he was onto the next joke.

[@bv2999]

In all fairness to Donny Boy..he probably tried to use protection...but it most likely kept falling off.

[@Dan_Boston]

Stormy Daniels… Category 5

[@richsims6870]

You two are hilarious ! Thks for the laughs 😃.

[@shugga1418]

Wow😂😂 not the brain joke😂😂

[@myshow667]

I think Rick Scott is Bat Boy all grown up

[@horsethi3f]

If rather vote for RFK Jr's brainworm.

[@mattmanley7118]

Weekend Update is the most consistent part of SNL. Colin and Che are the best.

[@utopianna]

It's Mother's Day and like any good Mom, I will play this segment for my daughter when she comes by this afternoon with my gift. Bet it won't beat this.

[@Astro_Crunch]

That movie title joke was really good, but it took a second to register in my brain lol

[@schplengie1]

That was a good joke, Che, it just took a sec for it to sink in for the live audience.

[@alexulrich2393]

...5 more brain worms? What is this, Baldur's Gate 3??

[@Kate-ui5kc]

Brilliant. Kudos to the writers who always BRING IT ❤

[@chrisoulalakkas7935]

"Walking is the best possible exercise. Habituate yourself to walk very far." Thomas Jefferson

[@drfoxcourt]

Jam packed with what SNL does best esp the RFK Jr shot at the end. Back to the fast pace and well done. I liked the movie title joke, but that one time Che should have slowed it down. Anyway, One of the best Weekend Updates ever and getting better.

[@user-ut6pu1um5b]

🖤💖love💖🖤 the intervention joke

[@kjflyte5088]

SNL would know all about condoms , they were em over their head nightly.

[@robb2biago]

Cathy! Aaaaacccckkk!

[@Funkybassuk]

“It’s a nice place” 😂

[@annmariebuscema]

Love these Two 😂😂

[@Bob-bb3ur]

She is the one that said give me money or I will tell all, that is extortion and blackmail.

[@ramayaruk]

Baby reindeer: Weekend Edition

[@andreawallenberger2668]

The Russian Consitution ... omg yes Che!