Weezer - Hash Pipe w/Lyrics

[@mik3hill159]

That riff just stays in my head at work and I haven't listen to weezer in years haha

[@DarkPeter]

similiar to bloodhoung gang - kiss me where it smells funny

[@nbsoboleski]

Hahahaha...98% of Weezer classics get stuck in my head for days, so... I gotta be careful.

[@juliamartin9950]

Riding with my dad this song would come on the radio & he would always joke how it sounded like “ass wipe” 🤣 I always will look back on those memories.

[@kristiank1276]

they should play it in the stores next time theres a run on the toilet paper

[@pauljordan4452]

Fantastic!

[@Kittunz]

Always thought it was wipe. Knowing the lyrics makes me less likely to share it! Very troubling that it is wide.

[@silentxero5955]

I always thought it was ass-wipe too 😂

[@MagWildwood-gn6qe]

It's both! Ass wide then ass wipe. Listen!

[@swisscheeseplease97]

One of the things I love about alternative music in general is the lyrics. They’re unpredictable, thought provoking, and often times deeply profound. In most other genres like pop, the lyrics are just straightforward talking about having a crush or something.

[@CheyenneKid]

For the longest time I thought it was “ass wipe” and “big cheese.” This clarifies things for me. Thank you for the public service.

[@snickle1980]

Thank you for your cervix

[@cheddarround9672]

I thought it was big Jeans lol

[@Deletirium]

Same. Somehow knowing the real lyrics doesn't make it any better. Boogers and gay hookers. 😂

[@ZemeckisTEN]

4 seconds into the song: I already fucking love it.

[@tabernaclejones6115]

How have u never heard it

[@tabernaclejones6115]

Seriously that is like a talent or something bc this song was everywhere super early aughts

[@ZemeckisTEN]

@@tabernaclejones6115 Okay, first off, I was, like, 3-4 years old when this song first came out. And second, you’re replying to a 7 year old comment. I’ve listened to many other Weezer songs by now.

[@icharneco29]

​@@ZemeckisTENthanks you have no idea how old you just made me feel 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@carlpalumbo7638]

OH HELL YES!😊

[@dalanscott]

"I can't help my boogies they get out of control". That's my favorite line.

[@snickle1980]

😁

[@snickle1980]

@RWBY FANFIX i know that you _don't care._

[@melonballer8475]

Have you guys seen my mom anywhere?

[@keithbarlow9701]

​@@melonballer8475lol wtf

[@RamenEverywhere]

@@melonballer8475 at the barber shop with a plastic bag full of…. Water?

[@adamdudley8736]

Still holds up after 20 years or whatever.. such a good song

[@haggismcbagpipe2158]

Wow knowing the lyrics just makes this song more confusing lol.

[@ajsanimallife7781]

I know right

[@howardhammond5901]

Foreal still a cool song tho.whats ass wide🤔😁

[@snoopy2k819731121]

Its I got my eyes wide. Not ass wide...geez Lol

[@haggismcbagpipe2158]

@@snoopy2k819731121 guessing some people just can’t comprehend that lol.

[@snoopy2k819731121]

This song is aimed at their record label if iam not mistaken...I think they came to them and said they needed to come out with a new single and Rivers comes back with this like they needed the money...

[@JOODLESTHEDOODLE]

Bro legit wrote the lyrics as "I've got my ass wide" like wtf 😭😭 i'm pretty sure its eyes 💀

[@kevinscott9279]

For the longest time I thought he said "I have my ass wipe"😂😂

[@breal1183]

+Kevin Scott Me too.

[@childofdemonicwind24]

+B Real me too.

[@craigharris41]

+Kevin Scott lol why would he say that, its I got my eye swipe!

[@Doyledeth]

+craig harris It's, "eyes wide" as well. He says both.

[@moonriver6658]

same😂😂😂😂😂

[@kurtharold4194]

OMG!! This is my #1 favorite Weezer song. My favorite part of the song is every time the gang sings "whoa-oh-oh."

[@christopheryasus3666]

This song in my head all the time bless The Weez

[@murdoxxed]

woah I always thought it was "you got your big cheese" and I would always freak out when I heard it on the radio bc I thought they were making a nirvana reference lol

[@b00sted33]

same bro. I still think that's what he says tho

[@arturos.l.2248]

Bruh that doesn’t make sense

[@guytwombly2955]

I never heard this before? How'd I miss this? Damn Hash pipe!!!

[@thathandsomedevil0828]

Just got off a 12 hour night shift, needed to listen to this. Cheers. 😅

[@stone-pt2wt]

I remember hearing this song when I was elementary school 😂 still love it to this day

[@aaronluke1993]

"Holy shit dude I found a dildo" -Stifler

[@Deke21]

I'm just now getting into Weezer at 13, and I have heard this song many times and I enjoy it. Never knew it was them though.

[@russellhill-dz3rr]

Lol....they've been around longer than you've been on this earth son....enjoy the journey and keep updated as to what else you discover bro....

[@aristotlecrat42]

Same :D

[@ricardopartida6700]

Even after all this time, weezer still slaps to this day

[@NexxusGaming]

Actually all of you are wrong about the song meaning! He specifically said in an interview it was about crack! And the original title was "crack pipe" but the studio wouldn't allow them to keep the name, so they changed it to hash pipe. And eyes wide refers to drugs buying/selling/smoking as he has his "Hash pipe" and big G's is obviously a large sum of cash! Cheers!

[@geteheh3h3636]

Syntax Endeavor I thought it was about a gay transvestite prostitute

[@angeluslorenzo]

Nexus Gaming Big Gs refers to gangsters

[@corinnaw.5379]

Dudee this is such a throwback. Lets be real tho. The early 2000's was the shittt.

[@patriciamathis3330]

From 94 to 2001 was by far the best band's that the whole album was great...not like it was in the 80s and 70s...I was so fortunate to being a teenager thru those years...Now Rock and Roll is dying imo...I haven't heard one band that would make it big like Weezer, AIC,STP, PEARL JAM, RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, BUSH, and that's just a few ...90s brought back Rock and Roll...

[@elluchadoresrojo5098]

@@patriciamathis3330 90s killed rock and roll, Specially Nirvana

[@dukenukem69]

​@@elluchadoresrojo5098what about Soundgarden and aic? They were rock

[@ChikoMontez]

"I got my ass wide" is not the lyrics but now I can't stop saying it

[@weezer-core]

There’s no confirmed lyrics but considering what the song is actually about (look it up) that actually would make sense lyrically. Some people believe it’s unintelligible on purpose so you can’t tell if he’s saying something normal to hide the song’s meaning.

[@nickjaramillo8005]

Reminds me of smooth criminal Alien Ants Version of Michael Jacksons song

[@FirinMa]

This song is amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

[@markkane1685]

Been after this forever

[@alphacoffeesins9197]

Man this brings me back

[@coolnout3765]

Weezer = One of the best things EVER!

[@jackspraker3542]

I love weezer. And I thank it.

[@suzzie3868]

MegaAlpha Troll Twin. Thank you so much. After reading your lyrics I laughed so bad. This video is fantastic!~

[@boxcarjakey]

"I GOT MY ASS WIDE"

[@jamesdeziel1468]

Always thought he said eyes wide

[@heatherfitzpatrick7646]

Still hear it as " I got my ass wipe" 😁

[@davemelch5766]

Open

[@waywardviking2088]

Vaping some hash in my mighty+ and listening to this masterpiece.

[@MegaAlphaTrollTwin]

wow when I first made this video (When I was young and retarded) I got soo pissed off at the people who criticized about the ass wide thing, but now when I read the comments I can't help but laugh my ass off!

[@Alianger]

What are big g's though?

[@Americanspy-hn2kw]

It’s eyes wide rofl

[@user-ds5sn1qp3u]

@@Alianger Money.

[@Alianger]

@@user-ds5sn1qp3u oh so it's like grand

[@Alianger]

ass wide and rearing to go!

[@episodicanalysis]

I can confirm, from watching live performances and reading interviews that the OFFICIAL lyric is "I've got my ass wipe".

[@GabrielEandrade33]

Eyes wide

[@aidanwoodford3532]

@@GabrielEandrade33 Ass Wipe

[@rodrigomiranda3486]

Ass Wide 🤣

[@snickle1980]

big true.

[@richardinman6822]

This song literally works fine with many different lyrics. I think it was meant to be heard the way you need to hear it. Hash pipe.. crack pipe, eyes wide, ass wiped, come on and kick me, getting kicked when down and getting high, so many deeper meanings and possible versions. Whatever your crutch, you hear your crutch in this song...

[@fdt7v]

I love this song

[@thathobbitlife]

15 years later... not at all what I thought they were saying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ericscott9029]

3:00 keep repeating

[@garfeeldlover]

you got your big cheese!!!!!

[@glitterfactory1]

.... "I've got my ass wide/wipe"... is "I've got my eyes wide".... this was hilarious to sing/read along.... I was like.. huh?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jfkinnan2497]

I never realized the homoerotic overtones of this piece. Sounds like somebody had a little fun down in Santa Monica with the boys.

[@snickle1980]

lotta punks under those bridges...It's amazing what you can get done for 15 bucks.

[@PleaseDoNotDoThis]

It’s about a trans prostitute..

[@josephurbina2614]

😂

[@MagWildwood-gn6qe]

Nothing homoerotic about it. They're totally taking the piss. It's the whole point of the song. Mercilessly cruel but funny, nasty boys. Weezer were brilliant. And why do so many people not get the lyrics right?

[@malapertfourohfour2112]

As a gay man, let me tell you how fucking hot sumo wrestling is (very)😊

[@rippywilliams2139]

I remember this band fromla cruces used to cover this so good

[@nunyabidness8281]

WEEZER COME BACK PLEASE I FUCKING NEED THIS MUSIC! So tired of rap

[@litchqueenasenath5995]

Listen to some of the old classics, something with a story behind it. "Stan" was my intro to hip hop years ago, cliche as that is, but I would tell you to start with Illmatic, Ready to Die or All Eyez on Me for some classic 90s hip hop. All classics. For something less violent maybe try The Pharcyde, or A Tribe Called Quest. Immortal Technique is also super underrated. You could kill a dragon with some of the fire he spits.

[@StephanieKay-k3h]

Stephanie Kay 👠 ​@@litchqueenasenath5995

[@Synnystershy]

I remember my dad got this album on release and me and my sister would sing along (badly) to this song in the car. We were 6 (me) and 3 (her) years old.

[@1rmille]

Me and my dad love this song :3

[@TheRWJTroll]

I habitually smoke hash from my hash pipe to this song

[@blakewilliams5344]

I got my ass wiped

[@johncassell251]

definitely "eyes wide"

[@MichaelKolodiej]

I literally hit the floor. Dead.

[@annika6790]

C N HAHAHAHHA

[@museekjunekey4372]

formula!!! thanks swankyfuton

[@Schooldingens]

Truly one of the songs that went "So you know that song you like? Yea, so, remember how the song is about a transvestite male prostitute?".

[@brandonfarrar3475]

I haven't heard this song in a very long time.

[@thatsnomoon3654]

How I feel listening to this song 😎

[@CrystalKillz]

i love this song>the guitars sound like the intro to that movie Jaws :D

[@wayne.edward.clarke]

You've got your problems I've got my ass wipe You've got your big cheese I've got my hash pipe He wrote it as an experiment after drinking a fifth of tequila. Anyone trying to find a deep meaning in it is wasting their time.

[@ToddEWalnuts]

+Wayne Edward Clarke Yes, this is correct. Thanks for posting this.

[@TheNinjaniki]

+Wayne Edward Clarke, yeah i think you've got it right. the lyrics, that is. Somehow, i just dont think he's saying " I've got my ass wide." lmao. that is hucking filarious.

[@RonFortnite]

Yeah read that on a wiki page

[@thathobbitlife]

Wayne Edward Clarke that's what I thought too lol

[@murdoxxed]

*big cheese* *make me* *mine says* *go the office*

[@charlesxavier3227]

I still can't believe the label proved Rivers point releasing this song😂😂😂😂😂 or did they know, either way Rivers got the last laugh😉

[@FrankMcGinness]

I hear "Big cheese" the first time but "Big G's" the second time. Both work.

[@lettiziah]

I heard big cheeks

[@FrankMcGinness]

Abruhum LEANcon Big cheeks works.

[@Homeomemus]

ReviewTechUSA

[@thetimmyshow1933]

Homomemus m

[@nathanbestwick4298]

You got you big cheese

[@wristedhip]

... I got my eyes wide, you got your big cheese... but your interpretation is funny

[@Dolphinjamez]

I heard it was "I got my eyes wide, you got your big G's" so neither of you are right. Source: Rocksmith 2014

[@wristedhip]

***** Multiple interpretations give the song new meanings all the time. I like it, "eyes wide" to "ass wipe," then big Gs or big cheese, it's all exactly the confusion Weezer loves.

[@alexidk1341]

Lance Denning I am pretty sure that the lyrics on this video are right because these lyrics are the same as the ones I heard when they sang it in a concert.

[@Dolphinjamez]

Lance Denning Yes, but I am going to assume that Ubisoft got it right.

[@dannymccaffs8483]

Just the music to this would be perfect for the soundtrack for an action movie

[@Slenderman454]

Danny McCaffs this song is about an underage homesexual transvestite

[@sal5811]

I always heard “ass wipe” and “big cheese” lmao

[@thomasdeas1941]

One of the things I like is that this is the truth.

[@ManaBDew]

To each his own 🤷‍♂️💃🏻🥁 Meytal Cohen is my dope!! ❤️🐝⚡️🌎

[@mikeymumblesreal]

Pretty sure it’s eyes wide.

[@KarinaGonzalez-ch6ju]

trying to learn all of weevers set list in 4hours

[@elicop3244]

not me, i love weezer. are you seeing them eith panic!

[@kaleighflorentino8217]

Same the concerts tonight and I only know 6 songs by weezer

[@cinnamonmuffin1111]

i've been trying to prepare for a while.

[@KarinaGonzalez-ch6ju]

i watched there videos before but never like listened to the lyrics so i looked to know the song and ended up learning most of the setlist by heart..

[@Jolovideos123]

That's me right now. I'm scrambling for the concert

[@RootBeerChickBeauty]

I listened to this a lot when I was a kid and I always thought "big g's" was "big cheese" therefore all I could think about was cheese during the song.

[@undeadslick22]

Any American pie fans will know which scene this song is on. Best scene in 2 in my opnion

[@purpleopal57]

ove it! this is me!

[@vdajay4580]

Still a banger

[@tlyman50]

btw, when asked, Weezer won't commit to either "eyes wide" or "ass wide." But it's definitely not "hash pipe." But it's true what you said a few months ago....just listen to the song! Good stuff.

[@edellis515]

This song fuckin rules

[@KarinaGonzalez-ch6ju]

i keep on thinking it says "i got my ass wiped"

[@christymiller3089]

this song rook s my ears; i love this song

[@rubita707]

really one of the top comments is "this song is amazing"?

[@annika6790]

It’s true

[@thatdamnguy9566]

@@annika6790 it’s meh

[@annika6790]

@Thatdamn Guy it’s true

[@thatdamnguy9566]

@@annika6790 Yeah I can see how people can like this band, but their not my style. Just my opinion though

[@annika6790]

@@thatdamnguy9566 THEN WHAT ARE U DOING HERE I’d think you’d especially like this song since ur on the LYRIC VIDEO

[@Joe-j7b8h]

Hate me! I am the hash pipe!

[@chucknorrisland]

NP good vid XD

[@MagWildwood-gn6qe]

So pleased someone put the right lyrics up! Just one point: my b-f got them all right at the time too but he swore one of the Big G's was actually dick cheese.....!

[@QsOSiRiS]

I got my ass wide? Lmfao. That's too funny.

[@cl0wnsh0es27]

whenever I'm gonna walk slow-motion down a hallway en route to a killing this song is playing in my head.

[@tonycombo2613]

it would have been nice if the lyrics were on the screen long enough to read. it also makes it hard because it is red on black and it fades in and out in one second. LOL

[@WOAHFOX]

agreed, and lolol "ass wide"

[@charlesleavitt13]

Bruh. Learn to read. You should have no problem reading these fast enough.

[@mikefobfan101]

I can read it perfectly

[@bellephoenix7408]

2 mins and 52/53 seconds in he clears his throat to sing I got my hash pipe a second time 😂

[@albinoalbertim]

That solo reminds me of the opening song to Space Ghost Coast to Coast

[@anthonygarrido4269]

I never knew this was weezer 😮

[@jeremyshepherd2968]

somebody was thinking about as$. As$ wipe? That's freakin epic! lol

[@mjmack7353]

That riff and sound is a copy from a movie, other song?

[@StephanieKay-k3h]

Stephanie Kay ❤

[@siriusstyles6882]

I was weird-ed out by the lyrics too. Come to find out, the song was written about a male transvestite prostitute who was notorious in Santa Monica for his/her ramblings to people on the street. So the "ass" parts of the song are pretty accurate.

[@Paganguy1]

Yes, it's actually "I got my ass wide" *shudder*

[@Dr_Manhattan_Phd]

No one is going to sell their ass for hash. Crack yes, hash no.

[@251535k]

what turned me on to weezer was hard times of rj berger and the warped tour

[@ElliottShannonhouse]

It’s “ I got my eyes wide” not “ I got my ass wide.”😅😅😅😂

[@gerardprice3017]

Saw them last 2 nights ago on queens and sang all the wrong words to this

[@badoopwarbleton9934]

Mystery solved ...

[@JosephRodriguez1991]

At first I thought he was saying, I got my ass wipe. 😂😂😂😂

[@fcomujica]

uuff una joya que encontre cachureando ...

[@stevevalkos6308]

I got a speeding ticket in Sanger Texas, while listening to this song.

[@13Maria.Cortez13]

Weezer vibes.

[@JBmusicart]

So he's singing about someone who turns tricks for weed.

[@13yeya]

Omg love

[@jamesk1868]

I always thought he said "house wife". Oh so that's what he's saying. Whatever still like this song lol

[@episodicanalysis]

Wow, Gwen Stefani really did rip the vocal melody for the verse, didn't she?

[@skyblaster1234]

McGeeK02 ...In what song?

[@episodicanalysis]

SkyBlaster123 What You Waiting For

[@noahspizza4003]

Ive got my ass wide? What in the world does this song mean? I thought it was a normal song.Can someone tell me what is going on?

[@francisvolley]

Noah'sExpertGaming a guy prostituting to buy drugs

[@noahspizza4003]

t(-_-)t

[@themaisieshow6833]

Noah'sExpertGaming It was eyes wide but people have dirty minds and over hear it its eyes wide.

[@themaisieshow6833]

Noah'sExpertGaming And this guy is talking about people having drugs and he trys to make fun of them in the music video

[@Paganguy1]

Noah'sExpertGaming It's about a male prostitute. That's not so shocking is it?

[@Foxy-ve1oh]

I always thought it was I got my ass wiped