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[Chorus]:
That's right (That's right), you ain't gonna see me cryin'
I'm glad (I'm glad) that you found somebody new
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
Than spend one more minute with you
#WeirdAlYankovic #OneMoreMinute #HDRemastered

[@DKwiatkowski]

I read that he wrote this after his then girlfriend broke up with him. Never break the heart of a world class satirist.

[@HowDareThey1970]

Dave Kwiatkowski yeah that must have learned her a thing or two! ;-)

[@pokeplayerHQ]

Dave Kwiatkowski In truth, I don't know whether to thank her or kill her. Thank her for making this amazing song possible or kill her for breaking up with such a wonderful man in the first place. This song makes me SO conflicted.

[@BenjaminWirtz]

+Dave Kwiatkowski Just ask Taylor Swift.

[@BenjaminWirtz]

+Serge VDog It is between this and "You don't love me anymore" I can't decide.

[@HowDareThey1970]

***** She's a revenge singer, but she's no satirist.

[@dansden10]

Taylor Swift: *writes thousands of breakup songs* Weird Al: Hold My Accordion

[@Cjnw]

Normie

[@thefoolishfool]

@@Cjnwopposite of “normie” lol

[@JonwithnoH0823]

They should get all of Taylor Swifts exes together and write a song called “maybe YOU’RE the problem l!”

[@excavatoree]

@@JonwithnoH0823I'd buy it.

[@nbuehster]

@@JonwithnoH0823 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sort of like We Are The World

[@unleashed4690]

"I'm stranded in the gas station of love and I have to use the self service pumps." Legendary word play.

[@nbuehster]

Can somebody tell me who the first person was that heard that, and got bad thoughts?

[@TheOneAndOnLEE.]

This was such an underrated joke

[@SgtxAnus]

ok i was right nice

[@michellegulden1052]

I'm sure it upsets a lot of religious people

[@andywinslow9638]

Trust me. No.

[@ziweiyuan]

Don't ever let anyone tell you different...this is the best breakup song that has or will ever exist.

[@dst0ller]

I think "Since You've Been Gone" is better. This is my second favorite.

[@Rislear]

Drew Stoller which "since you've been gone"? there's around a thousand songs named like that

[@CesarCadabra]

The one by Weird Al?

[@toddgarver5397]

I wanted to give this comment a like but the likes are at 69. :)

[@nbuehster]

This song, and You Don't Love Me Anymore, are included on a compilation of divorce songs. lol Todd Garver Now the comment has 87 likes, so you're safe.

[@noah480]

Can we all just take a step back to appreciate that this man's been doing this crap since 1983, is very much still a thing, and is still funny?

[@Edward.c889]

he actually started in 1976, but oh yeah, I totally agree he is one crazy talented, very smart man

[@CourtneyLachiver]

Noah Sauros he's getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame! He's come a long way!

[@KevinLCrawford]

Since the 70's, as Brad said, have loved his stuff for years. LOL He was definitely biggest in the 80's but very much still solid, funny, and always relevant.

[@Stevesndkayla218]

Bro his biggest success was white and nerdy but he was biggest in the 90s

[@jeneanh5561]

Comedy in Song I love it Just like I loved Ray stevens songs back in the day!

[@Engineer_Who]

"This one goes out to all the LADIES." _Cheers from the women in the audience_ "... that I never want to see again."

[@Someone-sq8im]

*Ohhhs from all the women int the audience*

[@Season4-11]

*plays song with live symphony orchestra*

[@allinsondixon8224]

May u be living as high on the hog as the pig u turned out to be

[@joshuanorris5860]

@@allinsondixon8224 u wut

[@petergant8767]

I would be so embarrassed to be a women in that audience, even though, I'd know it was a joke!

[@jagzrule1]

"I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I had to use the self-service pump!" That is the best lyric EVER written in the history of mankind.

[@that_guy_standing5754]

I loved this one when I was a kid, I had no idea, there was a joke like that in it

[@henrybierman8431]

Pretty dirty for weird Al

[@CertifiedDoc]

Him making that microphone flaccid really clinched it.

[@Sarcasticlee27]

I literally just learned right now, from this comment that those are the lyrics! I was 5 when this came out and thought he said "seltzer-less" which I didn't understand, but I didn't understand most things yet. I clearly had a lot more to learn than I realized!😂

[@Galilee1964]

There was a Facebook post about the greatest breakup song, and I named this one and quoted that line!

[@Anon26535]

The mike stand going flaccid as he says "self service pumps" is what really sells it.

[@madmomminyable]

Omg!!! Hilarious, just noticed!!

[@geraldfrost4710]

And then he tosses it off. Subtle.

[@biot2156]

THAT was the comment I scrolled for just KNOWing somebody else had to notice!

[@TheBiblebyANAtheist]

I've been a fan of Weird Al since I was 10. Now I'm 48. He aged better than I did.

[@TJ1380]

That's a filthy lie. Weird Al doesn't age.

[@javierbracamonte2220]

Same here

[@michellegulden1052]

We've been listening to him just about the same time.

[@paul16451]

Vegan diet since 1993 and never stops being creative.

[@robertbennion3166]

@@TJ1380 probably sold his soul to Satan 🤣🤣🤣

[@edfitz1435]

I remember listening to a Weird Al interview on morning radio. A fan called in saying that she used to be a stripper and gave lap dances to Weird Al songs. This was one of the songs she would use. Everyone on the show laughed hysterically except Weird Al who had no idea how to react. He was just stunned. She thanked him and he simply said, “You betcha.” 😂

[@zanemurcha9742]

Saw him play this last night at the Astor Theatre. He told a story that back in 1986 he was invited to play mime to this song on The Dick Clark Show. (They were on the beach in the water for some reason) After the filming he was told by the producer that there might be a problem with the line, "I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue." But they said it would be fine for the broadcast. Sure enough when the broadcast went to air, they play the line "I'd rather clean all the bathroom in Grand Central Station with my BLEEP." Which is way worse.

[@kwijung]

Still the best breakup song ever

[@jessielynch7493]

this and Weird Al's other breakup song 'You Don't Love me anymore'

[@rockbandinthusiast]

... This is one more minute. Do you mean You Don't Love Me Anymore?

[@MyTomServo]

Since you've been gone is pretty good too

[@jonSM99]

I also like Good Enough for Now. He's done a few like that.

[@Succubus2Angel]

I'd have to nominate "You Don't Love Me Anymore" as a close second ^_^

[@warpcrafter]

I can't remember what I had for lunch but I have most of Weird Al's songs memorized...

[@stoverboo]

Me, too. And I can't say that about the songs he parodies, either. His versions are always much stickier than the originals.

[@PoggeB13]

I'm almost 70. Same😂😂😂

[@5avan10]

This song gave me laughs when I was younger. Years later it helped me get through my divorce with my sanity intact. Now it's good for laughs once again as I reminisce. Ah, good times... good times.

[@Zorro976]

Savant Me too... this song and his "Since You've Been Gone"

[@Zorro976]

for sure

[@drcrn1]

GEARING UP FOR MINE AND IT SETS THE MOOD

[@nbuehster]

Does your ex know about this song?

[@UnwantedStudios3]

he legit rips up his ex's picture. weird al is awesome

[@nbuehster]

I wonder if he also literally burned down a malt shop that they used to go to. Btw, I saw the picture, and the person looks weird.

[@misturchips]

Is that actually her? I only recently learned this was written after an actual break-up. I wonder who it is, and whether she appreciates the fame of being in the video?

[@aaronkornaus3975]

@@misturchips He admitted it was a long time ago. Perhaps in one of those behind the music programs

[@anangel705]

Wonder if she saw/heard this……

[@monicacurtis3986]

I just got invited to my 20 year high school reunion and I want to send this video as a response.

[@louisbotsford4654]

Always loved Weird Al. Mom bought me a ticket to see him for my 12th birthday. During this song he walked out into the audience, made his way up to his and then put the mike right up into my moms face and sang "again and again and again and again". one of the coolest moments of my youth

[@jamesmcjimsey3497]

louis botsford, that must’ve been pretty cool!

[@thegoouch]

What's more impressive is the extreme lengths your father went through to insure that Al singled out your mom and let her know how he truly felt! But seriously, that is the definition of awesome! 😂😂

[@cydonia1]

ur welcome for 100

[@ashydiamond6093]

I'm going to a weird Al concert in 2 days I'm so excited

[@Tom-_-Hanks]

I went to a concert of his and during one of his love songs he came out into the audience and sang inches away from the my friend's face. (Al's nose is sooo much BIGGER than I ever realized) (it's all good though, b/c it's perfect for him)

[@mikeryan8412]

My wife and I had the DJ play this song during our wedding reception in 1990....about half way through the song, our families are on the dance floor with strange and confused looks on their faces, until they realized that we were dragging them involuntarily into the joke. Still happily married going on 33 years later! Thank you, Weird Al!

[@JS-ob4oh]

I'm always impressed by Al's voice range. The man is a complete package: talented, intelligent, incredible sense of humor.

[@TonyMontana-os7kg]

yes. myself a baritone and tenor, see same in him. Rare thing.

[@mann_idonotreadreplies]

cool story bro

[@aquaganda]

And he's 🔥

[@picklesthewise]

Even Eminem has to respect how next-level brutal a diss track this is.

[@lookbovine]

Thought you meant this was in his style at first, but you mean as a “diss track”… Eminem doesn’t make love diss tracks…

[@MikeJones-iy5vl]

@@lookbovine I feel like Kim is a love diss track. Or the Mariah Carey diss. In fact I would say those are love diss tracks.

[@JavierHuerta]

The Self Service Pumps joke has to be the best line ever written by Weird Al.

[@dlh7989]

My favorite thing about this video is that after all these years, Steve Jay, Jon Bermuda Schwartz, and Jim West are still in the back supporting Weird Al. I can't think of many solo artists who have worked with the same core group of musicians for so long.

[@kylestoddart]

not taking anything away fro Al he is my hero...but what about Green Day?

[@crescentfreshbret]

kyle stoddart Al’s had this band for over 35 years. The current lineup of Green Day (they had s different drummer on their early EP’s) has been together about a decade or so less than that.

[@thevoid99]

@Ethan Morgan don't forget reuben who's been with the band since the 90s.

[@capitanchunk]

Garth Brooks has the same backup band too, but agreed it's uncommon... Also 2019

[@crescentfreshbret]

Ethan Morgan Ruben played with them when I saw Weird Al back in 1996. He even got his own solo instrumental showcase like the rest of the bandmates.

[@DaVince21]

I love how he bends the microphone, then throws it away, proving he doesn't even need the microphone, and yet in the very next scene the mic is right back where it should be. It's silly details like that that really make me love the stuff he puts out.

[@bushbasher85]

The incredible satire aside, can we also just remarkable how he is able to perform so many different genres of music? This to me is very reminiscent of Roy Orbison, But Weird Al Yankovic can mimic the style and vocals of almost any artist and do a great job of doing so.

[@mightymax9948]

His Germs song tells me he studies music to an obsessive degree and what he can do with that knowledge is downright astounding.

[@AaronOfMpls]

His band is pretty darn talented too -- after all, they have to be able to play just about anything! 😎

[@seacrawlerrecords623]

And then you got Everything You Know is wrong which is such an accurate recreation/parody that it mkight as well just be an actual They Might Be Giants song

[@reymannba122]

HE CAN SING ANYTHING THAT'S AMAZING TALENT

[@momineedmoregasoline3320]

True weird al is the best

[@LeftIsBest001]

🎼 _"I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station, with my tongue, then spend one more minute, with you."_ 🎵 - Greatest line ever.

[@theimortal1974]

according to weird al live the network had a problem with that line.

[@rabcra]

@@theimortal1974 And they censored the word "tongue", making the line even dirtier... :D

[@robertrosselit8241]

The harmonizing of the word "Leaches" gets me every time, lol.

[@NathanTAK]

leeches

[@blshouse]

leighjiz

[@DashRantic]

Just broke up with my girlfriend of five years, and though I hadn't listened to this song in a long long time, I just looked this up again and found myself remembering every lyric and experiencing the tune in a whole new light. Thank you Al, for the catharsis, for the entertainment, for the art.

[@stillhere1425]

You don’t have to pretend to be agreeable anymore! Congratulations!

[@shortbuskenieval1490]

Al has been doing this for about 30 years now, and still going. His longevity alone should get him in the rock n' roll hall of fame.

[@Edward.c889]

His first song aired in 1976, at the age of 16

[@KevinLCrawford]

Over 40 years, actually. :)

[@dancullen4647]

I just posted that on the video for headline news

[@kelseymcgarrah2858]

More like 40 years bro

[@wsue1038]

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!!!

[@tetsujin_144]

"I guess I might sound kind of bitter..."

[@Succubus2Angel]

+Tetsujin Understatement of the year, isn't it? ^O^

[@nbuehster]

"I *guess* I *might* sound *kind of* bitter..." The keywords are in bold

[@nbuehster]

@@Succubus2Angel In the video he actually rips up a picture of his ex. That makes me wonder if there really was a malt shop they used to go to.

[@alexschalk5439]

@@nbuehster Probably. I bet he didn't burn it down though.

[@brianl8481]

@@Succubus2Angel Well that escalated quickly.

[@eaxlostudios4521]

She broke up with me a month ago, She texted me last night to see if I wanted to come over. I sent her this. I REGRET NOTHING

[@John231984]

I broke up with my ex in January. She still wanted to keep in contact as friends....I sent this. And yes I regret nothing as well.

[@trinitydouglas5535]

Nice going!😀

[@Pumpkinss]

Carrrrlllllll why'd you do that carrrrrrrlllll

[@Aaron_GKV]

He was hungry for hands, give him a break :/

[@essenceale4592]

Aaron_GKV wrong video bud your thinking of doing it creep you out

[@kingscorpion7346]

this song came out at the most perfect time.... I was serving in the Navy and on the other side of the world when my then girlfriend broke up with me in the worst possible way. So in response to her "Dear John" letter, I copied the lyrics to this song and sent it to her! You're a life saver, Al, and my hero all these years!

[@geraldfrost4710]

Think of it this way: You dodged a bullet. Nay... You dodged a nuclear strike! Other men have been dropped in a chipper-shredder: you got a blister on your little finger. Maybe got a blister on your thumb... Of course, it doesn't feel good when it happens. But tis better to have loved and lost, than to love and lose and pay alimony and child support through a payroll deduction plan.

[@Lesley_RedRhody]

This song is a perfect example of why Al deserves more credit for his *ORIGINAL* material! In my humble opinion, gems like this are even better than his radio parodies!

[@ashleycantrell9844]

I know this is 3 years old but his 2022 tour is all about his original works so that's something :)

[@laurelkeeper]

@@ashleycantrell9844 I attended, it was legendary

[@ashleycantrell9844]

@@laurelkeeper me too! Got to meet the man. Was the beat first concert, and was low key kinda freaking out I walked behind Steve Jay when I was there 😳

[@karatefella]

"Stranded in the gas station of love, using the self-service pumps" What a brilliant line !

[@henrybierman8431]

I just realized the joke after reading this comment a couple times

[@pacificostudios]

Al is a master at "getting cr*p past the censor."

[@nbuehster]

Who was the first person to point out what that means? They ruined my childhood, and I hope karma bites them in the ass.

[@nbuehster]

@@pacificostudios I don't think this was the only time he did that. lol

[@sceneitallwithjeffandjon6984]

This is such a doo-wop parody that the backup singers are singing "doo-wop" during the verses. That Weird Al is so clever!

[@ChrisPollard]

I still remember doing this song in a school lip sync competition. It was fantastic. Especially when I pulled out long strings of fake intestines with a fork ... nobody saw that coming. LOL

[@danielherbert-voss7508]

Wierd AL is the most talented satirist but also a great musician. I have been enjoying his music for 40 years now.

[@GoodVsEvil1314]

The ultimate break-up song.

[@tomvyse]

Believe it or not, I sang the Karaoke version of this at my wife and my wedding dinner. The bride's father held the phone with the music and lyrics as I sang it. Oddly enough, as misplaced as that song was, people still found it to be funny. We've been married for 7 years.

[@_addogg]

1:52 easily one of the best mastrubation jokes of all time

[@SpreadingtheMuse]

9th grade speech class required every student to do a lip sync, with costumes and props. This song was my runner up choice. I ended up going with "Like a Surgeon." About half the class did Weird Al songs

[@nbuehster]

Good idea not choosing this one. You *probably* would have gotten in trouble if your teacher heard the part about the gas station of love.

[@lightdrgn20]

I doubt that.

[@CJRealHoops1]

I love the slow escalation of this song. At first it sounds like a serious song, then he drops a random line here and there like "wait, what?" and then he gets more and more random before going all in at the peak of the song. Brilliant satire!

[@AlexanderNash]

I'm not sure you know what the word random means.

[@tinytrtle5681]

I don't know why that one random polka got the "weird Al don't need no auto tune" meme attached to it. THIS does a much better job at showing that weird Al don't need no auto tune!

[@RedneckSwede]

It's almost frightening how relatable this is song is to a past relationship. 10 years free from that train wreck.

[@spartacus778]

The backup dancers did a great job.

[@JacksonBegleymusicguy]

+spartacus778 I know! Haha. They look like every other 1950's backup dancer.

[@Xerock]

+spartacus778 those are his bandmates. Steve Jay, Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz and Jim West

[@ladymantis]

+spartacus778 When they sang "Leeches" I nearly died!

[@johnh1235]

+Xerock x2

[@Debbie321lopez]

Left one looks like Benedict Cumberbatch

[@stoopidpursun8140]

"Eminem wrote a diss song about me." - Damn "Weird Al wrote a diss song about me." - daaamn.....

[@aeronnutley364]

Eminem wrote a diss song about me! That's kinda cool! Weird Al wrote a diss sing about me! Damn Bitch what did you do!

[@nbuehster]

Lame claim to fame?

[@robertsmithii6947]

You wanna see Al diss someone? Check out his interview with K-Fed. Probably his most vicious interview

[@matthays716]

Most inappropriate wedding song ever

[@matthays716]

JSENNER83 thank you

[@Frankb1989]

Matt Hays cabbage

[@paperdain]

"Good Enough For Now" would be extremely appropriate in a completely inappropriate way. *way* too much honesty for a wedding. XD

[@theawesomesuitthing8296]

What about the funeral of a dead spouse?

[@Frogger-by1cu]

maybe a dead ex spouse or to be played at a 50th Wedding Anniversary party

[@darciebahr7794]

This one song is better than all of Taylor Swift's break up songs combined!

[@nina1522]

Trivia tidbit: The woman in the picture Al tears up is the actual woman he wrote the song for. Hey, her loss, Suzanne's gain :)

[@TechnoHajikelist]

At least that prince found the happy ending in this fairytale!

[@ccsfstudios2321]

Unlike me...

[@jamiew624]

Take notes Taylor Swift this is how you sing a breakup song

[@cowtippingrocks]

Thank you!

[@TurquoiseStar17]

The most brutal breakup song ever.

[@randallbanks1589]

I'd put ""You're Breakin My Heart" by Harry NIlsson right up there.

[@eldoradolou]

I hope she was paying attention!

[@brianl8481]

Pretty sure "You Don't Love Me Anymore" is how you really do a breakup song.

[@arrowlaylowpepper]

Here's the thing..... Al could sing anything he wants, literally. His voice is beautiful. (His level of intelligence is even more beautiful.) Thank goodness he chose to use his voice as he does.........because he can make me nearly pee myself with laughter, which is difficult. Thank you Al, for bringing an aching grin to my face.

[@KevinJohnson-rc8dw]

Weird Al Yankovic - One More Minute Well I heard that you're leavin' Gonna leave me far behind 'Cause you found a brand new lover You decided that I'm not your kind So I pulled your name out of my Rolodex And I tore all your pictures in two And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go Just because it reminds me of you That's right you ain't gonna see me cryin' I'm glad that you found somebody new 'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass Than spend one more minute with you I guess I might seem kinda bitter You got me feeling down in the dumps 'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love And I have to use the self-service pumps Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase You ain't gonna break my heart in two 'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face Than spend one more minute with you I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork than watch you going out with other men I'd rather slam my fingers in a door Again and again and again and again and again Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, Darlin’ I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches Shove an icepick under a toenail or two I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue Than spend one more minute with you Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades Than spend one more minute with you I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die Than spend one more minute with you

[@anzloester]

Thank youuuu

[@THEGREATMAX]

It always surprises me all over again whenever I realize that Weird Al is a great singer on top of hilarious

[@crimsonfirecatgaming]

This is the first time I've actually paid attention to the rest of the band in the background omfg

[@BadWebDiver]

I like the Walk Like an Egyptian bit... :D

[@edwardblair4096]

They are subtly doing the Greek Chorus thing where they react to or act out the lyrics that Al is singing. They have that 50s era backup line serious deliberate choreography, but what they are doing is subtly wild.

[@aotmn8399]

1:45 He lets the flexi-mic go limp when saying he has to "use the self-service pump" at the "gas station of love". Haha. Clever guy.

[@dougpiranha3619]

Weird Al: underrated choreographer

[@danwicht402]

I saw him do this song in concert last month at the Minnesota State Fair; one of the highlights was when he went out into the audience and hanged out with the concertgoers down near the stage. 1:22 was terrific when he put salt on the plate of broken glass.

[@allaaxelrod3712]

This man is simply a GENIUS -- as a musician, a lyricist, a singer, a superb and a sublime performer!

[@CascadianRanger]

This song better come up in his biopic when his band breaks up, complete with his band mates wearing the suits of the back up singers

[@stone1andonly]

Never mind his parodies, this song is truly one of Weird Al's masterworks!

[@ZaidValRoa]

Happy Valentine's Day.

[@arandomshark2667]

Jokes on you. I am still single.

[@Someone-sq8im]

That is so... I don’t even know what to say...

[@nbuehster]

@@arandomshark2667 Me too, although I wish I wasn't. (It would take forever to explain, and it isn't funny.)

[@arandomshark2667]

@@nbuehster Same here

[@VahidMasrour]

Weird Al's (failed) love songs might be his very best, IMHO. I just chuckle remembering the words. This one in particular has been stuck in my mind for a week or so.

[@sadlobster1]

This feels like more of a break up song

[@dianetilford5668]

sadlobster1 your right it is a break up song. aka a goodbye song.

[@ClarkeMarek]

Diane Tilford In fact, the picture he tears up is the girl who the song was about. She dumped him about a week or so before he wrote the song, and this is how he let his feelings out about her.

[@MrShatterhands]

ClarkeMarek Source, please?

[@ClarkeMarek]

And here: weirdalyankovic.wikia.com/wiki/One_More_Minute

[@tremoloman]

Once of AL's best... such an underappreciated song. :)

[@dancullen4647]

It's in my top 10 favorite songs of all time, I think it stands up with any great song

[@elwoodblues9613]

It's better than any song Taylor Swift has done!

[@jaysmith1685]

Weird Al is certified genius

[@jwhaler82]

"And I burned down the malt shoppe where we used to go..." XD

[@NaturalJoin]

Just because it reminds me of you.

[@nbuehster]

In the video he actually rips up a picture of his ex. I wonder if there really was a malt shop they used to go to.

[@PugnaciousProductions]

@@nbuehster keyword: WAS

[@nbuehster]

@@PugnaciousProductions I mean before his ex broke up with him.

[@PugnaciousProductions]

@@nbuehster I was making a joke.

[@zoenepsa9292]

Imagine his exgirlfriend talking to someone about this. Ex: an ex wrote a song for me Person: who was it Ex: ... Weird al Person: Really which one Ex: ... One more minute Person: Oh I'm sorry.

[@nbuehster]

Ex: in the song he says he's stranded all alone in the gas station of love and he has to use the self service pumps Person: you'd better make up to him right a way

[@stone1andonly]

That very possibly happened. He actually wrote this after he broke up with someone.

[@nbuehster]

@@stone1andonly This *is* about an ex breaking up with him. The picture he ripped up was a picture of his ex.

[@daskin1116]

(EXs freind) walks away slowly

[@lookbovine]

Person: Oh, I only know “White and Nerdy”

[@Brian-cr6rb]

Feel bad for the fact that this was an inspiration from his own life for the song. But the fact that the song helped me with getting out of bad relationships years after I fell in love with the song, then turning the clock back to listen to it should make my childhood hero feel good! AL deserves more recognition for his contributions to the music industry, and his inspiration to kids like me who never felt like they fit in. On purpose or not, he helped me through childhood, and I still love screaming his lyrics back to the windshield at him!

[@markh.6687]

Truly a masterpiece.

[@displacerkatsidhe]

This song helped me get over my last relationship. Weird Al music always made me happy as a kid, and I honestly didn't know this one existed until a few years ago. So of course his music helped me become happy again.

[@jonnyboy4289]

Weird Al Yankovic. He's more than my favorite music artist..............he's a hero. A personal hero of mine.

[@mixmaster6100]

Same here.

[@jonnyboy4289]

Dak Lamerbusch A genius?!? More like the Mel Brooks of music.

[@HowDareThey1970]

+Jonny Boy Yes, a genius. Who else comes up with these ideas then executes them so well?

[@NotAHero123_7]

Same here

[@SuperPyst]

This is the absolute best breakup songs that is, or ever shall be!

[@satinsguard]

"slams my FINGERS into a door" *slams his wrist into the door*

[@SiiriCressey]

Is it just me, or does "I'm stranded all alone at the gas station of love and I have to use the self service pumps" sound really dirty to others too?

[@tetsujin_144]

It's not just you. You have successfully decoded a double entendre and discerned the lyric's true meaning.

[@SiiriCressey]

Scope-Eye video He's just not usually like that...

[@CaraDoughnutLady7]

I actually never thought that till you pointed it out, course I'm bad at figuring that stuff out. x'D

[@psychoticmortacarn]

The lyrics are as dirty as you make them.

[@TheBeaverz123]

It's a Metaphor

[@antster1983]

I sang this on karaoke tonight for the first time. Got a standing ovation! That doesn't happen all that often!

[@chrispicard3357]

Got over 250 k-songs in my book...26 by Weird Al, second only to some guy named Garth something...

[@JamesW81]

This is a friendship that will last a lifetime. I was introduced to the music of Weird Al at the age of 17. I'll be 40 in a couple of months and I always come back to it. So many happy memories. Thanks for the music Al, long may it continue.

[@vance917]

It's not just humorous ... it is also a fantastic song in its own right. I mean, even if I spoke no English at all and had no clue what the song was about, I would love it anyway, just for the music alone!

[@frankpaiano8949]

I saw him last year in a concert and it was great. Would love to see him in another concert again.

[@Lexilove2016]

2:26 that's an amazing 4 pronged food stabber!

[@gregbertsch349]

the most absolute perfect breakup song...EVER

[@mitchellkoch3065]

The microphone gag is the best idea in any music video ever

[@Nicolletta13]

Al wrote this song after being dumped by a girlfriend. The picture he rips up is her picture.

[@sha11235]

How do you know this?

[@Nicolletta13]

sha11235 TV Tropes and Wiki

[@trixietru]

sha11235 I saw that information somewhere, too. Maybe it was in his biography

[@davidlafleche1142]

Sam Cooke was "inspired" to write "When A Man Loves A Woman" for the same reason. If only he had lived to hear this one.

[@nbuehster]

In the video he actually rips up a picture of his ex. I wonder if there really was a malt shop they used to go to, and he really burned it down.

[@philly452009]

Weird Al never gets old with age, his parodies are not only funny, but always brings a great laugh when you’re blue

[@Alapaloozalover2000]

When I heard this in the car with my dad for the first time, we couldn’t stop laughing! My favorite part is the heart bit followed by the dramatic gasp at the end!😂

[@MatthewRogerson-wk3bd]

This is absolutely the greatest breakup song of all time. Just proves the talent of the man

[@CinemaJacket]

I just sent this to my ex, wether she listens to it or not, it makes me feel better

[@zeropointnineninenine4951]

good on ya m8

[@theone2028]

Cinema Jacket Productions I am tempted to do the same

[@evelynferguson7617]

I would definitely do the same.

[@frankenz66]

She used Al's song "White and Nerdy" as her ring tone for me. I told her That's fine, I couldn't find the group Guns and Roses' song "Your Crazy" for her ringtone.

[@MegaRenegade1000]

Cinema Jacket Productions you're lying... she was the one who sent it to you...

[@rodbelding9523]

An underrated aspect of Weird Al is that he's had the exact same band since the beginning.

[@AllRequired]

In other words, the lineup has never, ever, ever changed.

[@vampishsage5364]

I share this video every Valentine's Day.

[@sealyoness]

I was having a week of Angst remembering my ex-husband who found a bleached-blonde nail painter who made more money than me after 26 years. And my late and well-loved-by-all second husband, who died last year during the first month of Covid 2020. This video yankovic'ed me right out of my self-pity. I am profoundly grateful.

[@MustangsTrainsMowers]

How many people would admit to be stuck in the "gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pumps"?

[@BadWebDiver]

Best double entendre ever!

[@attackahelicopterist6088]

Boyd W Fun times...

[@ZiddersRooFurry]

You get used to it.

[@funkmike]

Unless you live in New Jersey, they're all self-service pumps. Oh wait, now I get the joke...

[@nbuehster]

I don't mind using self service pumps. I'm pretty sure I would if I had a girlfriend.

[@ladymantis]

I think one of the many great things about this song is a quality that appears in a lot of Mr. Yankovic's music; he is a MASTER of understatement. "I guess I might seem kinda bitter...." XD

[@cardinalximenez4505]

"Why'd I have to go and get myself decaptitated? This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it"

[@madcow4664]

"Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated. No, No, No."

[@GumSkyloard]

"They want to control me, they want to destroy me.. They're tryin' to kill me.. It _kind of_ upsets me.."

[@nerdenocity]

there are 2 impressive things that could happen relating to this song. 1, a person sending this after having their heart broken by another person or 2, a person doing every single thing al listed in this song.

[@gussampson5029]

No one does love songs better than Weird Al.

[@alephprime3770]

Weird Al has the best Anti-Love Songs of all time. He's a pure genius :D

[@wearealloneexceptforthatgu7848]

No one else can emote quite like Al. Love the back-up singers, too.

[@kainaugust9520]

This is one of my favorite songs

[@Yuginami]

The ultimate break up song

[@jimmymushrooms420]

Trying to focus on his incredible song is hard when he’s really fricking hot in this one. Probably 5th hottest Weird Al music video for sure

[@drkrd1]

Weird Al makes the best break up songs ever !!!!! I can't believe my wife doesn't consider him a musical genius.

[@lisaparsons4124]

Weird al is a talented song writer.And also hilarious 😊

[@LorenScott69]

This is one of my all time favorite songs. Not just favorite Weird Al songs. But, favorite songs, period. This is a frickin' masterpiece.