Weird Food White Elephant

Santa joins us along with the ever willing Mythical crew to eat our way through a white elephant gift exchange. GMM #1247.1
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[@geohikingjani]

"I enjoy having you in the jungle zone." Dirty Santa, dirty 😏

[@andyrivas6307]

GeoHikingJani jingle*

[@Mossfaerie]

*the jingle zone

[@acrazyr]

GeoHikingJani jingle zone*

[@geohikingjani]

Lol thanks everybody :0

[@ZiggyWhiskerz]

"Jingle zone*"

[@draker111]

"Why do all of your employees look like professional hacky sack players?" Love it. So true.

[@jennybeanluv]

Jordan is hands down one of the best hires you've ever made.

[@SonderBeats]

Jennifer Clements Agreed, he could have a permanent spot on the show and I wouldn't be upset at all.

[@the_kitten_kittensquadlol2413]

i ment last

[@empaduveris]

They are one move closer the the sweet sweet McElroy boys. A colab I do not think I can handle.

[@ariliolson5794]

So true every appearance makes me laugh

[@memethyst]

trashy santa, cotton candy randy, those mannequins with disembodied voices all his characters are great and hilarious and he's so good at improv

[@bakedsnake7377]

I liked this Santa. I hope the courts let him see his daughter for Christmas.

[@twiztedmind209]

r/cursedcomments

[@saracha-sauce]

Santa's jokes were hilarious. "You'll need the energy for your drum circle later"

[@gdbigchicken8177]

Sara on cotton candy day daddir

[@ornifexx3046]

hipster joke

[@TheSlick44y]

“You look like my daughter the courts won’t let me see” that was great.

[@blacksunempire2878]

I didn't even realize that was a person, I thought "Ellie" was just their name for what appeared to be a walking, talking giant pillow case full of 300lbs of cottage cheese.

[@Jamie-qz6mo]

LMFAO Santa is a savage calling Mike and Alex the *warped tour roadies* I fckn died that was too good 😂😂😂😂

[@kman88wag]

Jamie and hackie sack players. Basically calling them hipsters. Lmao

[@xxXthekevXxx]

I heard that 2018 is the last year of Warped Tour forever :(

[@KennedyBoston]

Kevin Benoit Yep, it is

[@erockeek316]

Kevin Benoit Oh no! What will we ever do without Warped Tour!

[@collegehumorroguewriter2500]

E Rock we will cry

[@lochtessmonsterxoxo]

Rhett's reactions to "Santa's" jokes are gold

[@MusicalMemories211]

I feel like this is the kind of santa you would find next to a liquor store. 😆

[@Mcporkroast]

Specifically one of those liquor stores that should not legally be as close to the school as it is

[@jadexx143]

The look of pain and rejection in links eyes when he didn't get that high five

[@sharraylovely95]

jadecc I know right

[@devonthurgood9381]

You know they've eaten a lot when they try glue and sawdust and say "it's not that bad"

[@juntarhenogu]

They are seasoned veterans of tasting bad food. I sincerely question if that's an accolade I'd want to have, though!

[@NickD511]

ISNT THAT THE TRUTH LOL

[@t-shades7148]

But a cherry pie? No thank you!

[@meahope9453]

That's pretty hilarious

[@blacksunempire2878]

The only person who's "eaten a lot" was Ellie.

[@ragingfiip]

The dude's great at improv. My favorite moment of his, though (even though he hasn't made appearances for too long yet) is when he was the sad little boy with the ice cream cone.

[@livelaughlove0209]

ragingfiip I love cotton candy randy

[@dardahar1495]

You thought that was improv? That's just how santa is man

[@cogi2689]

ragingfiip What episode was that in? I want to watch it

[@rabbit-dogs]

Thank you for hiring Jordan he's a hoot

[@chelseyslape4423]

A hoot Who says that

[@mawithaxdd]

Chelsey Slape: Shelby does.

[@justinhubbard552]

I say it

[@galaxygrl_]

I died when Santa hit Alex in the head with the plate of cookies lmfaoooo

[@mizzypayge2095]

Same 😂

[@charlesmogensen4565]

That's assault!!!😂

[@gandttv8528]

TAKE A COOKIE!

[@jax1411]

I'd like to try ur cookie 🍪 😍

[@hexmaniacalexis]

Santa read the hell out of Mike and Alex, called em Warped Tour roadies, bruuuh. I'm dead.

[@brentmay3878]

Omg Jordan had me rolling with laughter, put him on the show more! He's a freaking riot

[@kelbaggett6094]

It kinda seems like cotton candy randy is Santa *conspiracy theory*

[@Vicka-sr3oz]

Kel Baggett yes please

[@bowwdawgg]

Cotton candy santy

[@jevilcore]

It’s his day job

[@echoedinnocence]

They could be brothers. 😂

[@munjee2]

No he clearly doesn't show rhett any favouritism

[@GSpice2411]

Wow! Link said he didn't like eating something (cherries) and Rhett didn't go off on him. It's a Christmas miracle!

[@Fae-pu8uk]

Santa’s roasts were so brilliant and hilarious! In actuality, everything about Santa was hilarious.

[@jetnut89]

This is one of what I call "Jordan saves the bit."

[@mattstrycharz1278]

Jordan deserves a raise. Every appearance is amazing and perfect

[@Jamie-qz6mo]

I love Rhett's laugh it's so contagious it makes me want to laugh too 😂😂😂

[@CowwoC]

Where did you find this Santa??? lol

[@iheartapplecola]

It's Jordan Morris, he's a super funny guy, his podcast 'Jordan, Jesse, Go' is really worth a listen. ..glad he's working with GMM now

[@CowwoC]

I've watched GMM for years and years and years, I didn't recognize him!

[@Dietchsweden]

Looks like and sounds like jack Osbourne wearing a santa's costume, or is it just me? :P

[@Brynwyn123]

Stacy Eyles wait are you serious, Jordan is part of the crew?

[@regan_cm]

Cow_woC he’s new.

[@johndavis1135]

I've never seen Rhett so amused as he was when Santa was making fun of the crew.

[@siennabaum5700]

Cotton Candy Randy! This explains why he was so good at getting into the kids houses, he was Santa all along :')

[@ainsleywainsley]

LMAO grumpy Santa was awesome!!!

[@thegugugu111]

You wanna know what that is? You wanna know what that is? You wanna know what that is? You wanna know what that is?

[@juliagibbs32]

It’s a KZbin comment cookie!

[@addisonwillis46]

Jordan (and Stevie) are seriously the best hires you guys have EVER made.... No questions asked.

[@Halsteadbros]

IJustMadeThisToComment and Chase

[@philipbarbossa]

Jordan is so underrated! The man's hillarious as heck!

[@harpercrafts1096]

Santa back at it again with the roasts It’s just that usually he is roasting chest nuts... not crew members

[@JangaLangaBanga]

Santa really grew on me as the episode went on.

[@chenanigans]

like mold

[@yeeto1930]

he grew on Mike too

[@livelaughlove0209]

Wolfe club STOP

[@MinqTheSkinner]

Dirty santa SLEIGHED me. Hope you had some Santa-tizer for that chair after he left. Talk about FLEAS navidad?

[@TheBuffaloPaladin]

JiGs4wPuppet wouldja look at that! It’s time to *STOP*

[@trennacarlson5292]

JiGs4wPuppet thank you. You just made my week

[@shannon1713]

JiGs4wPuppet Go Home.

[@MsRabbitFood]

I love you , whoever you are Jigs4wpuppet.

[@phillipmuniz6875]

“Ho ho ho it’s been a bad year” sure didn’t age well in 2020.

[@jeremyjohnson6629]

What are you talking about, it's truer then ever

[@kaizoaudio1798]

This guy they got to play “extras” is effing hilarious. Reminds me of someone from SNL.

[@thevaderman2912]

‘The Jingle Zone’ is now a phrase that gets far too much use in my life around the holidays.

[@SmellinLenin]

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[@keymal8359]

When you find your Santa on Craigslist lol

[@rouka120]

This really emphasizes how gigantic Rhett is. He is so freaking tall.

[@MusicalWayz]

Not even gonna lie, The blue sweatshirt merch is something I would actually wear. It looks nice

[@PagodaToga]

Rhett: it’s not that bad actually. I’m gonna set it right there. *sets in trash can*

[@bubblewrap7357]

"Escape Rooms" are becoming increasingly popular all over the United States. I would love to see you guys try to do one!!! They are SOOOOOO much fun!!!!

[@lucymumma8840]

I'd like to see the conversation that went down planning this, like "Okay does anyone have an issue sitting in Jordan's lap? No? Good."

[@larsvanbarbecue8654]

Santa bought Bitcoin at 20 grand. That's why he is so salty.

[@radharamlokhan7606]

Miss Mike and Alex on ten feet tall :(

[@laurens.6326]

Radha Ramlokhan Me too

[@cheesecakelasagna]

Link sitting on Santa's lap reminds me of that time Lincoln sat on Chuck Testa's lap!

[@iretiflud8251]

CheesecakeLasagna That is literally exactly what I was thinking.

[@tattie.b8594]

Where is chuck I miss him...he's more savage than this santa

[@shariceornah]

I was hoping he would say "Merry Christmas Daddies"

[@delirioustudios]

Santas right, the crew ARE all hipsters ;P

[@FlaMan991]

Deli S ... douches really

[@alexmedley1613]

They do live in California

[@SonderBeats]

Jon Menard Go away

[@rylanmilgrim8912]

Jon Menard. Get out of here

[@adrianshipley2464]

Rhett: Oh, it's just a cupcake! Me: P A I N U S

[@gunnerlala]

Whoever played Santa did an amazing job. Hilarious.

[@nickmetts]

Agreed.

[@miledith555]

That's Jordan, he's great

[@AugustThor438]

The guy who plays Santa is really funny

[@Ruslan_davudov_photography]

Bryson Myers You are all over the place asking for subscribers!

[@osiris87911]

He used to be a writer on at midnight and he also has a podcast called Jordan Jesse Go

[@aceroc20able]

Bryson Myers stop you loser

[@flamingo4647]

I thought he was really unoriginal. Like come on who hasn't heard depressed santa jokes before

[@cheesecakelasagna]

August Thor your beard is majestic though

[@DH_Artist]

We need an episode of Cotton Candy Randy and Dirty Santa 😂😂😂😂😂

[@MsRespect247]

DH_Artist think that’s the same guy that plays cotton candy randy. Haha it’s amazingly humorous

[@shariceornah]

Omg yaaaaaaaaas!! Lol.

[@jdssurf]

johnny internet lmfao

[@jdssurf]

Here I am rewatching this 5 months later and lmao at the same part lmfao

[@stinkylittleguy86]

Jordan could be a star on Saturday night live. Thank God he landed the correct choice at mythical studios.

[@blackandwhite1306]

Omg totes

[@almostdeadagain]

That is the the Santa we wanted.

[@RRiddleB24]

Bryson Myers were you Santa?

[@pinkishtoast3561]

RRiddleB24 No, he's asking everyone.

[@qwertyferix]

He's not the Santa we deserve. He's the Santa we need.

[@RRiddleB24]

VJ Stephens we'll who was Santa then, because he seems very familiar

[@pinkishtoast3561]

RRiddleB24 I don't know. It might be in the description, though.

[@Jamie-qz6mo]

Wait a minute did link just say "Korean K-pop music" at the end of the video...but doesn't the K in k-pop already stand for Korean? 😂 oh link...

[@xcxzozo3899]

Jamie kind of but there’s also Chinese k-pop and Japanese k-pop

[@Drazer012]

i mean, people still say ATM machine

[@noahmaasaki4326]

xcxzozo that would be c-pop and j-pop The "k" in kpop stands for korean

[@Koooo4]

nah, the K stands for Krap

[@yeeto1930]

Oh no someone get the police

[@rory9047]

Please make tent Santa the holiday mascot for every holiday, he's awesome!!!!

[@cheesygirl126]

Rhett laughed like Santa Claus 😂😂

[@cheesecakelasagna]

You already got me hooked with that Bowie intro!

[@ARTDUNN]

CheesecakeLasagna s

[@tealmacfarlane]

"That is assault, Santa!" Oh my gosh, I'm dead.

[@AwesomeCat2012]

There were a lot of really great Link moments in this. His face after the things Santa said, the way he committed 100% to sitting on Santa's lap... I could go on. LOL

[@karlahorvat9930]

I love Jordan, but Alex will always be my favorite crew member. He is so funny in a not trying to be way

[@Shikadi134]

Will you marry me

[@Al3x98]

I love how Rhett new it was a sawdust cookie right away 😂🤣

[@thecampfire4877]

"Now it's time for the Warped Tour roadies to go." hahahahaha

[@lexiemarie4424]

Some of you people need to lighten up. The guy playing Santa was hilarious.

[@myajane1010]

Lexie Geist Preach it sister! All these over sensitive, easily offended wimps need to move on somewhere.

[@cherrybomb7897]

It's sad how everyone just loves to complain about everything

[@josephschultz3301]

I'm guessing this pertains to negative comments that got buried a long time ago? Me personally, I love Jordan. Every time he shows up I know I'm going to laugh. So far, I think his best moment is either this or when he provided the mouth and voices for the wall of American Presidents.

[@adrianrayofsunshine]

i love santa. he is absolutely hilarious! put him in more videos!

[@Varulfen95]

The guy who played Santa is hilarious! He played cotton candy randy too, didn't he? xD He should be in a lot more videos! :D

[@runaraytrain8801]

Happy cotton candy day, daddy.

[@whitequeen8927]

The intro the “ex-cha cha changes thingy” is soooo catchyyy😍

[@rabbitfighter333]

Duck Ducky its a play on david bowies 'changes'!!

[@Sanjayas1andonly]

I absolutely love Link's face when Rhett dry heaved 😂

[@buddy1947]

Ha Ha Ha! Love this video! I watch you whatever time I can! My Mother, brother, and me are reading your "book of Mythicality" We laughed so hard on the first bit! I love the orange turd part, LINK. Dont want to spoil any more! THANK YOU FOR THESE AWESOME VIDEOS GUYS!!!!!

[@JohnBK34]

"Can he come back on your lap?" "Hell yeah!"

[@craigbert]

This Santa is going to be hired for so many Christmas parties!

[@oddguy2829]

It's hard to go over the top that gracefully. Good job GMM :).

[@tonyvaponte2]

That comment about all the staff looking like professional hackey sack players was too on point.

[@hannahpahos5608]

I’ve never heard it called white elephant before. We call it dirty santa in Alabama! I’m guessing that’s why santa was really dirty though

[@blackseoulite]

Hannah Pahos Roll tide 🤷🏽‍♀️😂 I'm still waiting on some now

[@RoseluvsHHR]

White elephant is the only term I've heard it called before. Hmm.

[@ambreilraby5373]

Same! Idk if all of NC calls it dirty santa, but at least western NC does.

[@larsvanbarbecue8654]

I have heard it called both. I feel like White Elephant is generally cheap weird gifts, and Dirty Santa being good gifts you want to fight over.

[@juntarhenogu]

Oooh! That's an interesting term I've never heard of for it. I, myself, have heard it as White Elephant, so hearing a new term is always fascinating to me. Are there any other terms you've heard of for it?

[@AviOptimal]

This Santa is the best thing to happen to Christmas since Steve Zaragozas Santa on Sourcefed

[@hardovski7103]

AviOptimal I give a slight edge to this 🎅 Steve Z is a legend

[@BoppyProductions]

Jordan as Santa needs to come back this year

[@michaela3826]

Jordan took this opportunity to roast the whole crew😂

[@yepyop17]

LOL THIS SANTA

[@seidimeow]

I read this as whole foods instead of weird foods and was so confused the first few minutes of watching, I know irrelephant, but oh man I thought I was losing it

[@k.atkins2908]

seidimeow maybe you should go to back to bed lol

[@bunnnbabyy8970]

I love who you slid that in there your puns make my day

[@phillipjr8567]

seidimeow i misread too in the worst way. My mind needs a cleaning... Read nut filled donut insted of bug filled😣

[@colevoyer3806]

Peanogh of these so called puns!!!

[@abbifabbi6034]

seidimeow lol

[@Pettyjutebox]

Jordan is a gift to the world

[@ghalv8531]

Mayonnaise icing is just a couple steps shy of a meringue.

[@DrRockso0]

The new guy that is Santa, did Rhett and Link hire a comedian for the show? It’s like podcasts hire a comedian to liven up the proceedings. Or the sidekick on late shows.

[@asherrae23]

I think this is the most we heard Mile talk at once besides from teen feet tall

[@Oberkobold]

Teen feet tall :D

[@ixiladams4275]

We for sure need more Ten Feet Tall though

[@mryogurt3988]

The Santa was the best part

[@squirrelsurvival]

Genius Santa! I about fell off my bed watching this. 🎅 Merry Christmas GMM!

[@robertovaldizon408]

I miss cotton candy randy

[@starseedsiren]

Yaaaaaaa he needs his own section # CCR so they see it!!!

[@alis-jx6wi]

No thanks lol

[@WhatAAARusH]

I love the new guy, Jordan Morris. Funniest addition to the crew so far!

[@SixRavenEight]

best Santa ever

[@suungirl128]

👏 FILL 👏 THE 👏 BOX 👏 WITH 👏 PUKE 👏

[@MuppanaAbhijnaan]

The most Savage and Awesomest Santa ever!!

[@Jay-zu3sg]

I kept wondering why she wanted to get rid of her donut so badly Also, too soon for that warped tour joke...too soon 😢😂😂

[@alisongrace7399]

Cotton Candy Randy is that you 😂😂

[@odalysrodriguez5659]

“Merry Freken Christmas😒.”-Santa/Jordan

[@EveningWhispersASMR]

Who is this santa he's hilarious

[@dontask5808]

Evening Whispers ASMR mike

[@sydd8164]

Evening Whispers ASMR case

[@365bumpinthat]

cotton candy randy guy

[@Wajmeister]

The return of Awkward Man! I enjoyed the weird eye contact and no nonsense one liners.

[@cattusahoy]

Link's face at 15:04 of surprise/terror bc Rhett hardly ever gags on stuff but he gagged SO HARD on his gift xDDDD

[@jaxxthegay3863]

I screamed at 1:19 because I love David Bowie that much. Also Santa is probably cotton candy Randy in disguise.

[@LC-le9ew]

I hope Santa gets some help...

[@greaseman6538]

Bryson Myers nO

[@katiefawcett9690]

Clara Danes hope

[@greaseman6538]

Katie Fawcett hop*

[@saraha4976]

Bryson Myers why are you going around asking for people to subscribe to you tbh you look like a loser right now

[@LC-le9ew]

Katie Fawcett 😊

[@nagol5178]

Santa would have appreciated if Stevie could have sat on the lap. More Stevie in Season 13!

[@kathrynloudon1543]

Is it weird I prefer this santa over normal Santa? Like this santa is honest, that’s a good trait in a friend

[@amandahickey3497]

This is the funniest gmm ep ive seen in a while 😂😂