Weird Taxidermy Needs To Be Stopped - Cooking Time Ep. 1

[@melonsoepic]

you should be taxidermied brandon.

[@oxfordmontello3281]

And put in a leprechaun's outfit.

[@wolfhunter2027]

This comment really resonated with Brandon.

[@_Epidemic_]

This sounds vaguely like a threat

[@oxfordmontello3281]

@@_Epidemic_ LOL

[@sunitachaudry390]

good one

[@TedKaczynski93]

We definitely need longer videos so we can see into your everyday life and your personality so we can eventually steal your identity

[@sunitachaudry390]

agreed!

[@brinalamb2116]

“But I’ve made a career off of making mid-food, so we aren't gonna stop now” 😂😂😂

[@OffBrandJnnelly]

this is the content the platform has been missing

[@sunitachaudry390]

yah!!!

[@JoeBased08]

You’re supposed to eat the food Brandon, and let us know how it tastes after. Can’t believe you took that away from us

[@sunitachaudry390]

HE DID!

[@GeckoInMyRoom]

We gotta wait for part 2 for that 😔

[@El_Platan1t0]

Bro this was freaking hilarious

[@brandongrogan]

Thank you🤝

[@nightfox9199]

“Peach don’t look at this”…..proceeds to carry Peach past the computer 😂

[@CarmineClouds]

4:30 mountain lion looks like it got stung in the face by bees

[@jon420]

Not the bees

[@camerondundale811]

Long form Brandon?? Hell yeah!

[@ianmarriott4137]

The crowd chants.... "We want more". Merry festivus.

[@potatopatch5202]

the irony of talking shit abt taxidermy while disgracing the poor cows life making well done steak.. absolute cinema

[@screenedat0m]

Genuinely want more of this, just a random fucking topic while you make a random ass meal (which looks good might i add)

[@Craine_]

Seeing you Forcefully smile in the the thumbnail with taxidermy animals…. I could already tell this vid was going to be good

[@__kitchenwitch__]

Yay! I love the longer videos.

[@miss_piggyy]

TWO CAMERA ANGLES HELL YEAH

[@RieRiePie]

I would love more full length cooking videos!

[@Jordan-ql8pv]

Brandon be hard trolling with that bud light 😂

[@GeckoInMyRoom]

Most taxidermists, at least the ethical hobbyists, work on already dead animals they found naturally. Still from your depiction that could be scary on its own, dead then suddenly an odd sculpture

[@__kitchenwitch__]

You know what you’ll love? Google Squallet. 🤣🤣

[@attisomeone6541]

Blud really thinks that we need to stop weird taxidermy

[@adubseven]

Homie's wall looks like she took all the art in the divorce.

[@SchiddyGaming]

We need more of this longer form content. I need something to watch while I eat.

[@dont-worry-about-it-]

4:27 "blandest meat I've ever tasted" after only putting a little salt and pepper, idk what you were expecting bro

[@takethesechains]

My favorite white boy cookin up a sandstorm as usual

[@BIRDMASTER-ix3lm]

Now while we chop not chop clut … not clut cut love it when Brandon invents new words like clut

[@kaytlinkiley1330]

Need more content ❤❤. Taxidermy is weird 😂😂

[@fauberthoude]

honestly this is just the type of content i need

[@yourlameohusband6257]

Merry christmas! And, didn’t expect this kind of long content. About… this strange hobby.

[@izukukageyama7552]

How are there only 22 comments an hour in? I guess everybody is stuck in the shorts feed Keep up the long form! I think I heard somewhere that 10 minutes is the sweet spot for videos getting more ad money from YT, could be wrong about that though

[@johnsmith0001]

More Brandon that's a Christmas gift 🎁

[@JohnRefrigerator]

Not Greg Thompson 😭😭😭

[@jessicawold]

thank GOD someone's talking about the real issues

[@zina2435]

this is exactly what i needed today 👍 thank you

[@xXJAng3lXxx]

0:45 I definitely thought you cut off your finger prints and were gunna come back in bandages

[@lilvern9268]

Not the Family Guy cutaways 😭😭😭

[@legoforcharity]

He has a point

[@lordofgnomes1230]

I like this longer form content a lot

[@AddieReedBrown]

Chop.. not chop, clut… not clut, cut into the bread

[@TyZimm]

MORE!!! we NEED more!!!!!

[@Dylenium]

This video was like a fever dream, I love it! 😂 But please let me show you how to cook. I cant keep standing by while you cut steak with a bread knife and chop onoins and lemons like that

[@dashofdialogue]

Comment if you want more food vids

[@sensethevillen]

We’re witnessing history in the making fellas.

[@slushy028]

ive missed you 💞

[@marcus_558]

“A minute 45 seconds left???” I fee that Brandon. On another note, can you do another haunted video

[@Septic-Hearts]

Quick question, how come you put the bread on the oven rack by itself but took the broiled sandwiches off of a baking sheet?

[@sunitachaudry390]

i noticed too!

[@leonardsmith9870]

Welcome to the channel where nothing makes sense

[@CoatHqnger]

this was delightful

[@official_trizzy7827]

W as always😂

[@MWDoom]

Protip (from a not pro): Amazon referral links for the cooking gear you use in your descriptions.

[@micahrobbins8353]

Nah, the rat was fr**king sick I can't even lie to you

[@Limber-r5y]

2:44 is that steward little

[@littlep420]

ugh ep 1 yay😩

[@GeneralZap]

Good episode, but I lol'd at the Bud Light, dunno if intentional or further cringe.

[@hexadecimal973]

There's a video by Chinese cooking demystified about velveting meat, I tried it and it was fucking awesome. You should give it a go, and it's not hard to make neither. Edit: Oh also by the way you should try seasoning meat with salt, pepper, garlic or whatever you like (except salt) at least couple of hours up to a day before cooking since it's gonna give salt enough time to break down the meat tissue and make it easier to chew and will taste pretty good.

[@vancebocas7626]

I like this format...but Bud Light, my guy?!?

[@themessenger333]

You continue , as always , being this small gay man’s dreams of an ideal guy. Thank you for making me smile in hard times.

[@brandonkirkman46]

I use a work shape for my knives. Easiest sharpest edge I've ever gotten

[@foodlover8151]

Merry Christmas 🎅

[@RonaldJohnald2007]

Merry Christmas everyone!

[@daynearmstrong]

Commenting for engagement so you keep posting long format videos

[@justanoldernorton1421]

some music would go a long way but overall enjoyable vid

[@oilyolives.]

we need more peach content

[@jaaacre]

I wanted to be taxidermied when I died and then the family had to keep me around like that

[@tylerwllr]

If you don’t have butter you could use olive oil to toast the bread for next time

[@Cant_handle_pressure]

Merry Christmas

[@lordasayt]

I think you cooked the steak on too low of a temperature

[@Mason_senkbeil]

Yeah this is pretty awesome

[@Sarah-j5g2d]

I love you Brandon you’re so mac Demarco coded

[@cedriccloutier7998]

I bet that sandwich was an 7/10

[@sunitachaudry390]

That was funny.....and yummy!!

[@kiniyini]

wait this is good. i like this. sick.

[@cardboardgarbage]

when did you get the budget for two camera angles?

[@Rodn3ySp3cial]

A WHOLE VIDEO IM GONNA BUST

[@sunitachaudry390]

coyote......scary but funny!

[@angelicdemon1333]

Good taxidermy is so nice though...idk how they do it. I haven't seen good taxidermy in person ever. I saw a pretty good coyote but it still wasn't great.

[@angelicdemon1333]

That is why I have a emergency pantry. I don't like going t the store if I don't have to, rn I have 4 butters n that's not including my bacon grease n oils. N I chose pizza n wings for New years from the store n burgers for 4th of July b/c I don't want t go anywhere. You're food is pretty good and pretty user friendly. I tried it. N the quesodillas I tried are toddler n kid approved which is saying a lot. If kids will like it more ppl will.

[@bloomfool]

Doesn't matter how many times you change the title I will never ever click on this video ever again and my watch time remains zero as I'm pausing the ad to write down this comment. wish you a happy new year

[@r2d283]

HIS CATS NAME IS PEACH OMFG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

[@ozyssah]

americas gonna raid your house for all that oil on that plate goddamn

[@ajw.8085]

Imagine what that cow would say about the botchery you’ve done with his body?

[@starzz_andre]

Brandon I think you need some kinda ranting podcast

[@patrickharper9297]

love it

[@johnsmith0001]

How tall is Brandon he look tall

[@KamUniverse-A]

Yea it isn’t normal 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Skully622]

That mountain lion has a strong resemblance to Ted Levine...just saying

[@shalashaska4578]

this is the most mid, underachieving cooking/commentary video i've seen. i need 70 more videos of this. this is the most ive ever felt represented by a youtuber.

[@Daniel-ny8ur]

Do a seafood boil man (spicy)

[@Jj-ou6bv]

more long form

[@OfficialBeanie]

i like your pants

[@HiNinqi]

🎡 Wonderful 👏🏽

[@melonbar1042]

you're so cute

[@Unsc_n6]

Apples

[@lorenzofuzzi298]

MORE OF BRANDONNN!!!!

[@Bree-fz4gy]

🤣Peter🤩🔥

[@Requiems42]

How many times are you gonna change the thumbnail

[@SamiaAitAllal]

wanna be my private chef? (no payment)

[@lex7176]

YEAAAAHHHH

[@colbyjackc]

Take it off the screen. Okay now put it back on

[@RZtrois]

❤❤❤

[@NelsonLawson-t9l]

Under 1 hour 👇

[@GOUGE-pookie]

You

[@felis1224]

Hilarious