Weird Week | Master Chief & Arbiter start a podcast #2

[@adrianlugo1130]

Arbiter laughting and slipping off the chair is funny as hell

[@chrismair8161]

I saw heard that!

[@LethalByChoice]

"Seriously, what you gonna *DO* with an unfinished wood carving...?" I don't know why but that made me die laughing lmfao

[@fiddlemenuts7155]

peak halo content

[@The.prophet.of.truth.]

Fr 343 hire the man.

[@Godzilla00X]

Who would win in a fight, 200 grunts without weapons or 10 mike tysons in their prime

[@alexbrinzan9061]

10 Mike tysins cuz they would beat all the ones who would be brave enough to fight and the rest would surrender.

[@feymasons.7835]

Grunts are canonicaly stronger than humans, and with numbers, I think grunts win

[@Chessplayer15]

@@feymasons.7835unless they run😂😂😂

[@feymasons.7835]

@Chessplayer15 yeah true they are cowards

[@JohnDoe-bh2lp]

Grunts are like chimps with natural armor and claws, but they get scared so easily

[@WastedPot]

Keith David and Steve Downes. Technically both not in the video, yet the best two characters depicted. This is great.

[@wieldylattice3015]

I thought this was done with AI voices but after hearing the Arbiter fall off his seat I’m honestly not sure what to think, though the concept of something mostly using AI voices and then suddenly catching you off guard with actual voice acting is hilarious

[@invisibleaccount9284]

Ive seen people use a technique where they do voice acting, trying to match a character’s voice as closely as possible and putting in the emotion and performance, and then use ai to change the timbre of their voice to match the characters’ more closely. It could be that

[@TH3C001]

Yeah, this guy is basically using AI for a very advanced voice filter, like voice changing technology in movies, except it’s no longer fiction. So there is no text to speech going on like the old days of Microsoft Sam or the ask Reddit voices, he’s acting out all of these lines and using AI to change his voice into that of the characters. I’ve basically waited my whole life for this sort of thing lol.

[@The.prophet.of.truth.]

Oh yes Mike im responsible for like half the name on this list...😂😂

[@karthiksubramanian2279]

I laughed hard when he said that😂

[@wieldylattice3015]

When you do such horrifying things to a tangerine you have to head to Africa to pay your respects to the fallen soldiers you wrongfully slayed whilst fighting for an evil religious crusade:

[@nanceactual1790]

Relatable

[@juhapekkaruusala9038]

Jesus christ Arbitter is a savage! If this kind of content was coming everyday from radio I would listen all the time! Arbitter and chief talking smack! Hell yeah! More please.

[@oblonghas]

Lol did he say “I clipped off my seat” that’s great

[@C̸̥̑L̸E̸C̸̔CRC̵̓K̸̈́ȆR]

1:12 The left right, good night.🤣

[@Belligerent_Herald]

This popped up on my feed, I almost dismissed it as something I could pass on, until the tangerine. I snorted Celsius energy drink through my nose in great volume. Subscribe

[@jokx4409]

Holy shit this is freaking amazing. The humor is just top notch. idk how else to praise it, it just made me burst out laughing

[@Fishmaster4ever]

“The real disaster was what I did to that peice of fruit” aw hell. What did he glass blast a hole through it with his steaming blood blade

[@thefederalrepublicoferusea3900]

Can confirm, I wanna hear what arby did to that kig yar

[@MartianLeo_T]

*do you support or do you hate Belkan witchcraft (aka UAVs)*

[@CamDaCrusaderr]

I second this, and ask for what he did to that orange 🍊

[@colincampbell3878]

@@CamDaCrusaderr I'm just as confused about that too

[@Trigger-Strider1]

Hey Erusea

[@thefederalrepublicoferusea3900]

@@Trigger-Strider1 OH GOD NO

[@lessermook7608]

the inflection in delivery in the lines are impressive

[@otsderpy]

I laughed so hard at Arbiter slipping off his seat my sides LITERALLY started to cramp.

[@dragolair10]

this is by far better than anything that god awful tv series.....PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF HALO PLEASE KEEP THIS COMING, IT'S MAKING MY DAY🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MasterCheeksOfficial]

Haha I’m glad you like it

[@karthiksubramanian2279]

Bruh! Chief toasted the S4s and ate them 😂... Arbiter: "You do wood carving!?" 😂

[@pianodawg6860]

The arbiter is the funniest character I’ve heard in a long time. I cannot stop laughing!

[@primemachine146]

Please continue you this, it’s fking hilarious

[@NomadicJurassic]

This is like the new Red Dwarf in 2024! keep um coming. amazing!

[@Grudgebearer4life]

Why? Why in all the hells… do I kinda want to know what happened to the fruit😂😂😂

[@RadicalEdward2]

I love how cheery Cortana sounds c:

[@DS9TREK]

Be honest.... How many many wood carvings have you made of Cortana?

[@RapidSteve]

Arbiter spitting heat

[@connor-lp3ul]

First. Please continue this series

[@YouTubeBlowsDaily]

They said explicitly that if anyone comments first the wouldn't continue the podcast

[@Nomad958]

WHY DOES CORTANA SOUND SO HOT UGH NOTICE ME CORTANA

[@Dat_Kiwi_Boi]

Admins, ban that horney prick

[@NRJL-08]

It's using "The weapon" voice which is just Cortana but cuter/softer.

[@MT-oj2ls]

Please continue the series it’s freaking good and it helps when i have a bad day

[@rameseXII4153]

"You do wood carving?"

[@lagaul5124]

This is great. Do more. Please!...

[@alexbrinzan9061]

That was some good kek brother.

[@Insipid_Xerxes]

“Now, it just so happens that a reporter and their camera crew were there at that exact time and place. They instantly recognized me somehow amongst the crowd, and approached me.” 🤣 Somehow…

[@Godzilla00X]

Love this series!

[@tonywhitburn]

Bish, you don't go anywhere lmao

[@mrmatt1974]

We can all say that Sangheili doesn't have concepts like "Lying" or "Not being straight up direct to the point"

[@jastar7350]

Jesus this is awesome 🤘🏻

[@AndrewHodge-Biggs]

ARBY stop bullying Cortana 😡😡😡

[@fourthofjulygaming3795]

This is something else.

[@HewhoPonders-kq4bx]

This is great! 10/10 👏

[@Moonlight_Tide]

Ok I watched the 3rd one first and it just hit me he was grapefruiting a fucking tangerine

[@commanderhurst3283]

W...wha...what is... What is "Grapefruiting"... I'm scared.

[@Moonlight_Tide]

@@commanderhurst3283 ever heard of a p***y pocket? When you fill a sock with lotion? Replace the lotion -filled sock with a grapefruit. Now shrink the whole "situation" to the size of a tangerine.

[@halothere6995]

Jeez arbiter what an don’t be an ass 3:39

[@Angels-Playground]

This is AMAZING!

[@SunGawdRa]

I still get a chuckle at the name Mike Oxmaul.

[@ragegrowler8367]

Did Arbiter went gangsta?

[@G99343]

To chief, the Spartans are said to have been evolved to a peak state for humanity. This is understandable due to the work you’ve done and had to do. However I have an associate who shall remain nameless, that states your bio readings were beyond that point. Care to elaborate? This is regarding when you took off your armor after the didact incident.

[@DSIVXX]

I'll never hear Danko Jones in the same way now🤣🤣🤣

[@AndreasAWade]

POOR Fruit 😹😹😹🤣😂

[@soulguru007]

You need to keep this up if f*(king great

[@AUTOBOTS241]

How do you get these AI Voice programs? 🥺

[@bravewater5737]

4:54 before he became a good guy.

[@JonteNitak]

Yes this is perfection 😂❤️

[@KoruKinshi]

A TANGERINE?!?!?

[@EXKALlBUR_]

what did you do to the tangerine

[@klassikmaster10]

10/10 content

[@MileRedirector]

Y'all forgot about arbiter had son and wife.

[@Mavv77]

This is great 😂

[@mister_needles]

YES. DO THE NASTY

[@ignis777]

343 please don't cancel this xd

[@TurtleHeadPro320]

IM DEAD AF

[@lopesj6670]

Hard

[@MediaMen22]

Hehehehe. I was the 117th like

[@constantdoodle32]

Lmao this is fuckin wild

[@The-real-xenoxian]

i am subscriber 9.99k

[@Eco-VillePatagoniaChile]

Cortana robo-girlfriend. Maybe look like H4 version. Or Alba.

[@MrWackywilson]

Wtf 😂

[@luvr381]

OMG, this is as funny as Red V Blue was at first!