Weirdest and Funniest Auditions on Britain's Got Talent 2019

[@lizmadson3117]

You have to love David,he’s such a character and very charming

[@hoseokismyhope3351]

David really never does things half-assed huh... he's always so supportive and optimistic wow

[@apple2383]

Very true

[@bts-mozzarellasticks2930]

True 🤣

[@mrs.chimmybt2155]

The profile thooooooooo I'm ur hope ur my hope I'm jhope!!!

[@brendaarrasmith7775]

That was really funny

[@parkyoomi9549]

Ur profile is my life I mean hobbie is lookin awesome ❤️❤️🔥

[@willowr3614]

David was such a good sport and Simon's reaction was the funniest part!

[@novelettemalcolm5288]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣LOL.

[@jeannevacca1328]

I was hysterical!

[@chrislittle9057]

That David looks a bit like an older version of Bradley Walsh

[@kathyhansen9546]

Willow R why was Amanda even up there?

[@willowr3614]

@@kathyhansen9546 Probably kinda like how a magician normally has a female assistant. Almost like a little distraction / cheerleader to help engage the the other person (David) and audience more.

[@parikankaria6692]

Simon's face when David was performing 😂😂 LMAO

[@katiemize4452]

8:35 Simon is reconsidering his life choices

[@Isabellehorn]

Lol

[@justcallmejessz3712]

He kinda looks like he is having stroke!

[@melophilia1739]

Real look of horror lol.

[@tshepiempopi.11_11]

His look should be a meme and a gif🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sophieloveroblox1783]

;-;

[@SC-gp7kt]

I absolutely adore David 😍 And he's such a good sport.

[@justbrowsing1278]

Simon was NOT impressed with David 😂

[@sandiestafford4085]

I thought it was stupid toward the end . Sometimes funny turns into stupid

[@reneeliverson8413]

Yeah I wasn't impressed with David either.

[@Kikiricki11]

@@sandiestafford4085 and sometimes funny is just funny

[@beanbag6442]

Why does Simon look like he's having war flashbacks when David was doing the ventriloquist act? Lmao

[@dustbunny4527]

Smol Bean I think I am too and I’ve never been to war 😅

[@fruzsinafannikiss6048]

Smol Bean I would look like that too😂😂😂

[@justyna365]

It's like he couldn't believe what is happening

[@donnagrasis2734]

Yeah at : 8:36 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bettyreed1763]

Donna Grasis I love her

[@theodethomasa6358]

Simon looks traumatized when David did what he did. Bawahaha! Simon, David wants you! Bawahaha!

[@ExpiredSalsa]

The,ode Tho,masa Ikr. I ship them though. UwU

[@scootergurl48]

Simon looked royally pissed.

[@Shahad20894]

The accent of the first audition was really hard for non English people 😂 I literally laughed when ever I heard them laughing 🤷‍♀️😂

[@CloudNumber23]

English is my second language, I have been practicing it for more than 17 years...I watch Hollywood films and understand 99,9%. I ALWAYS understand when I hear Simon Cowell speaking ))) But that first lady was a real challenge))

[@emilindakongla1845]

Me and u🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@itana5542]

YES 👍 you’re right. And not only the accent is hard to understand. For me the jokes are also difficult to understand…

[@VonnieKH]

I couldn’t understand it at all and I’m American.

[@Anuchan]

I always have problems with British comedians. Between the accent and the slang, I get lost. Especially if they do impressions of British celebrities.

[@tonyawood2911]

I think Simon is still wondering what the dancing queen’s talent is. 😂

[@lynnespringer1764]

I think we are all wondering that and why they are performing before an audience.... boredom at home

[@beachside1]

The only thing the queen has is good for is cooking and queening

[@lopek0506]

The queen is just a guy dressing up as the queen ;_;

[@heleneravolaharimanitra1322]

La fille du pasteur

[@patsysorensen8647]

@@lynnespringer1764 ???????????????????

[@jcmore7971]

David is my favourite. He has the greatest smile I have ever seen✌🇨🇦

[@emilycampbell7471]

The magician with the drinks was absolutely AMAZING!!!

[@hamoshytube1853]

I really feel sorry for the two people who were standing beside the queen holding in the laugh for the entire act

[@becnsi7470]

Well maybe they Heard those So many times So it wasnt funny anymore

[@leliixa2979]

U mean FAKE queen

[@donnagrasis2734]

They serious man there the guards man

[@donnagrasis2734]

@@leliixa2979 She was hilarious tho gotta admit

[@hamoshytube1853]

@@donnagrasis2734 but how do they manage not to laugh,if i was in their place and got 1000 years of training not to laugh i would still die of laughter.

[@lancebaker1374]

First contestant, speaks in an odd northern accent, talks about British things that only British understand, so I was lost.

[@taahism]

Lance Baker couldn’t understand word she said! On top of that I just don’t get it jokes anyway since I don’t know the people.

[@treelore5100]

5p (pennies) is the amount you will get if you bring the plastic bag to the grocery store, it's a credit.

[@michelleishappy4036]

I am in the same boat. I am confused!

[@anyba8551]

Not a native speaker so I'm confused too

[@kellywood354]

She was quite funny the first one x I understand obv coz am british x we speak the right English lol x

[@themrs7121]

There's a huge divide between what Brits and Americans think is funny.

[@Superchmchi]

Ikr

[@kys.sophiia990]

and I’m guessing your american and have no sense of humour

[@evie9193]

the main difference being that us brits have a good sense of humour and know how to have a good laugh whereas Americans ... not so much.

[@michelleishappy4036]

@@evie9193 Comedy is often related to certain events within a country or specific state, town. I used to enjoy "The Thin Blue Line" with Rowan Atkinson(?) My ex liked Benny Hill, whom I never liked.

[@xtonibx5770]

People want to say that Americans have a "bad" sense of humor, which is pretty dumb to say. American humor a bit more loud and obvious at times. It isn't bad, but humor is affected by cultural and environmental differences. That's the reason why the writers of the American version of The Office realized it was a bad idea to mimic the UK version of the show in the first season and once they made it more American, it became a hit and loved by all sorts of countries regardless and many other counties adapted the show and changed the humor to fit the culture.

[@JacquelynNhi]

I could barely understand the first lady but her energy still had me dying laughing. The crowd surfing was the best. What a gem she is.

[@schraeder22]

Well, I have never seen Simon more disturbed....he's probably still having nightmares about it XD

[@ahoward3503]

1st lady gives me life. The piano mom was the first person in a long time I've heard call a piano by its full name!

[@Pinkalicious112]

Simon's face when he starts stripping!!! *OMG* *LMFAO*

[@newabbmantics]

When David started stripping?

[@lee-pz8ww]

He like 😮😧😳

[@lee-pz8ww]

Then he like 🤭🙄😳

[@HeartXXBlack]

Simon looked so terrified because he was dreaming about this last night :D

[@scootergurl48]

If looks could kill....

[@christosmourgelas9622]

How white do u want u teeth Judges : yes

[@Kiowa397]

1

[@donkeymonkey6535]

How yellow do you want your teeth Druggies:yes

[@celestialmusic3259]

@@donkeymonkey6535 ohhhh so underrated.

[@teariet.tekken-wolffenn5881]

Simon White

[@amandawilson9601]

I just absolutely love Amanda's laugh!!! The show is great too!!!😂😂😂😂😁

[@sn0wy444]

its so common barbie is real

[@princevish949]

Me too

[@Purplethingyt]

"The show is great too"

[@mermaidgirl9232]

David is so funny and I bet he’s a lot of fun at parties 🎊 Go David ♥️

[@buffya8012]

Simons face when David is strip teasing 😂😂🤣

[@tshepiempopi.11_11]

8:35 his face should be a meme and a gif 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@taijohatsumoto394]

@@tshepiempopi.11_11 OMG WHY ISN'T IT AAAAAAH!!!

[@doctorsock666]

its 4am what am I doing xD

[@noorzia8614]

"ENJOYING"...and that's very important..

[@inastormydaze2044]

i was looking for a Bob Marley song about 3 videos ago, and somehow I stumbled into Got Talent Videos, and literally just 3 seconds ago hah, I'm here like, ah ballz I'm in it for the night now amn't I! And I'm starting to get these lil seeds in me head now, have a look at SuBo again, the legend Susan Boyle! And the Granny DJ - think that was the first ever Vid I saw Simon let loose and dance along with the act like nobody's watching hah! He was really relaxed anyway that night! And what else.... Yeah.... think I'm in it for the night now!

[@siillysoup]

Sameeeee

[@taymarie7084]

Same!

[@bikashsaharia4144]

Simon, I love your personality.

[@GHOSTLOVER070]

Simon is not gonna come back after what he saw. LMAO

[@newabbmantics]

David has done much worse- ;>;

[@leiasart4610]

David Walliams is not my type at all but I love him deeply

[@marlenemaschke3763]

I love David. He's such a good sport.

[@susanwills4723]

Barbara is just gorgeous god bless her such a treasure. Making people happy how special. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰👍👍👍👍👍💐💐💐💐

[@malach6i]

He looks amazing for 64! Jesus Christ

[@tellestina4533]

@Apple pie just because he’s happier than you’ll ever be in your life doesn’t give you the right to shame him.

[@julianneh.wathne]

@@tellestina4533 Where is the shaming in that comment??

[@tellestina4533]

@@julianneh.wathne I responded to someone who deleted their comment

[@julianneh.wathne]

@@tellestina4533 oh ok! ☺️

[@johncoops6897]

Jesus is a LOT older that 64, you know. However he always looks quite young in the paintings.

[@habibi7791]

This helps me pass the time during COVID-19. I woke up in the morning at 12pm makes my cup of tea ☕️ and watch . Thank you KZbin. 👁👄👁 🙏🇨🇦🙏❤️🇨🇦❤️

[@_inkysnow_4715]

I love how Simon still plays along with it when he’s told to wave his hands but he does it with the smallest amount of effort possible. I think the funniest thing about it for me is just that I know that’s what I’d do *XD*

[@baltanne]

😂 *It’s a 😂 YES 😂 for me!* 😂

[@no.4737]

Simon's either had his "o h" moment, or the "please, take back everything's I've done and let me start ove" moment during that ventriloquism act-

[@serpente300]

These comedians are hilarious!! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Bárbara.... The ventriloquist... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pragati__dhami]

Simon’s face when David was doing the strip tease got me crack up so bad🤣🤣🤣

[@scootergurl48]

If looks could kill....

[@NatalyaVDBrock]

"Theresa May" doing the floss 😂😂😂 I'm dead

[@keizyarmy6821]

Hhh that looks like a gay panic(in Simon's eyes) when David was pulling up his pants in front of him

[@Forgetfulisopod]

That's what i was thinking XD

[@gabe-po9yi]

I don’t understand why David decided on the gay shtick when he’s straight.

[@greeneyedlilpup745]

@@gabe-po9yi he is??

[@gabe-po9yi]

@@greeneyedlilpup745 Yes, straight as an arrow. I was shocked, too.

[@sillyplayz6214]

When David said “nice and sexy” Simons face 😧 Me:😂😂😂

[@bigchunguschunky521]

Could you imagine if the queen impersonator met the royal family it would be so awkward and funny

[@amypenighetti4485]

]lp)l Penighetti I

[@romariowoodhouse5155]

Look[[[ooooooooooooooooooo[looloollloool. ,

[@Mommapunkin]

From 5:42 to 8:58 I was laughed my a** off😂! I was on my phone with ear-buds in and my husband was looking at me and said... *"What the hell...are you alright?"* I was laughing😂so hard I had tears running down my face...and I couldn't talk to him, because of that... That ventriloquist with David and Amanda (them wearing mask) was the best...

[@lynettekomidar]

The man who pulls out the coke bottle. One minute the handles are separate, then they are together. An incredible act

[@robertjosephkleist2004]

Alesha: Gleefully presses the X buzzer Queen: (Waffles the air behind her) "Oh do pardon me." 😂

[@viralclips5566]

2:03 and 3:16 when ur laughing with ur friends after u told a joke...and u realize ur the only one laughin

[@abukhizar4088]

Life is short Smile while you still have teeth

[@pizzalover885]

LOL

[@justyna365]

Having no teeth can't stop you from smiling 😉

[@littlelou050]

😂😂

[@Bandomeme]

Justyna Ju no, but it definitely looks better with teeth!

[@justyna365]

@@Bandomeme when you smile you shouldn't care how you look in my opinion😂😂😂

[@smashynoa3046]

david and simon has the funniest reaction ever i seened

[@planetina1145]

Poor Simon.... he’s going to go home with a image of his own coworker strip teasing for him and what’s worst the nightmares or the mansion he’s going home to at night while that image sets in.... Simon.....Simon.....you are chosen

[@sandraforester5755]

Simon is disgusting sometimes.

[@uzmajaved3033]

A

[@melophilia1739]

David isn't just his coworker, you know what I mean? ;)

[@octaviasalvatierra1229]

@@uzmajaved3033 ñó

[@muhannedsaeed7056]

U German I am wo sind die deutschen

[@merigrigoryan2357]

11:54 I beg you pardon LMAO

[@sewarhorani]

hey if you excuse me i didn't really get the joke about alesha that scene care to explain please?

[@merigrigoryan2357]

@@sewarhorani watch from 11:37 when the crowd boos to her joke on Alesha and Alesha presses the buzz and then the ""Queen"" refers the buzz as if she breaks wind :-)

[@devinw5150]

I love how Amanda laughs! She makes me laugh listening to her laugh! 😂

[@Awakened_warrior59]

I grew up on British comedy. My Dad was British and we never missed any funnies on TV. The British are THE BEST comedians.

[@donaDsejdiu793]

Lovely teeth😂😂😂😂😂David is awesome.Simon's reaction is priceless.😂😂😂😂

[@itsteetee8617]

I live for Amanda's laugh

[@justyna365]

She is laughing like auntie after a few drinks

[@moriganna67ify]

I think David with his pants around the ankles. 😄 🤣 😂 Then he poses on the table and mooned him. I love it when they play with the contestants.

[@log3.141]

P-poor S-Si-Simon! XD I'M LAUGHING TOO HARD TO SPEEEAAKKK!!!! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@rachealguzman9366]

Sorry to break it to you but you’re typing not speaking and it’s not that funny

[@jokeryt7502]

@@rachealguzman9366 lol

[@eh-i1841]

Simon eating crisps,and watching David,prowl down those steps,giving him the eye.So funny😀

[@ladygchoe]

I need a translator for the first one.

[@EmStylinson_72825]

And me XD I am studing english and I cant understand her

[@dyanshane]

To much British slang. That is a mistake they make, they cannot appeal to everyone.

[@jcbanbury]

Why she speaks regular English and your English is fine

[@EmStylinson_72825]

@@jcbanbury it will be because not why,no?

[@sleads]

same , because English is second language !! I think you are same !!

[@brittalex7024]

The older gentleman who did the magic trick with the cola was so cute! I love older men, I have such a soft spot for them especially when they get emotional, it's adorable how much he wants to make his loved ones proud

[@Lauren72382]

6:35 is it ballet dancing or belly dancing??

[@wolfmomma2118]

He did ballet but I don't believe that's what was intended by speech.

[@sinandcyanide7505]

@@wolfmomma2118 if it was meant to be belly dancing, they wouldn't have played classic ballet music like that.

[@healthhugger]

Did the judges and the hosts actually think it was the real Queen?? It seems that way!

[@brittalex7024]

You really think they're all that dumb? I know none are by any means geniuses but come on lol you gotta be joking, right?

[@lanotte7454]

@@brittalex7024 I think she's joking.

[@guynorth3277]

Think about it!

[@justcallmejessz3712]

I think Barbara Nice might be my *FAVORITE* act, EVER! Funny, relatable, with the sweetest personality. But THE BEST part is the way she was absolutely glowing with joy. Having....literally...the time of her life. A ton of people say, 'just being at the audition is a dream come true' ..... And not that they dont believe it, but for Barbara it just *_IS_*. 😍😍😍😍👍👍👍👍 Ok. And I also love John. For the same reasons 😍 Tony is like the most annoying Dad in the world.....but the best Grandpa at the same time! 🤣🤣

[@alkinkade]

I Can't Get Enough of the "QUEEN" !!! LMAOROTF I've watched this whole episode several times xxxxxxxxxx ... LMAOROTF

[@Maf42032]

The first ladies "pullover. No it's a cardigan" joke was from the 1995 movie, Dumb and Dumber. :)

[@lifesgood6086]

Mike Ferrante stop showing off

[@Superchmchi]

So it isn't hers?

[@rockryder4379]

Yep

[@lldalmatians3923]

I like how when David strips Simon actually looks down at his package lol

[@nestardiano4328]

David is amazing!!!!!!

[@gatooncracko527]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SIMON’S FACE WHEN DAVID WALKED OVER TO HIM

[@brooksdavis2339]

Simon during the Ventriloquist act is like. Kill me kill me now kill me now do it just do it. Or he is like, hello darkness my old friend I’ve just been traumatized by you

[@Bperry03]

Simon looked traumatized on the second one with David 😂

[@naylaalhamid6936]

I really love Amanda's laugh 😃😍😘😘

[@gunnerapple6173]

It is annoying and fake

[@niyomi3607]

@@gunnerapple6173 like you

[@gunnerapple6173]

@@niyomi3607 if you say so braddock

[@hahahayes.8495]

Simons face at 7:52 is EVERYTHING

[@minaben1715]

where the world goes, it's very sad to see that the celebrity and the success is to show his body ..me on one side I'm happy to see great talents like Angéliqua Hale I wish him a lot of success ... I adore you Simon you a man full of respect

[@lysdave67]

I died 10 times already with the striptease!

[@berrichen]

8:35 is just me wanting to restart my life

[@kanikajohnson4533]

How can you not notice it's not the queen lol

[@snowynoxcaelo63]

Its not???

[@kanikajohnson4533]

@@snowynoxcaelo63 no lol its a dude

[@snowynoxcaelo63]

@@kanikajohnson4533 oh sheet

[@guptagupta1800]

It's a dude?

[@kanikajohnson4533]

@@guptagupta1800 yh it's not the queen it's a man impersonating her

[@sarah-annecarney5458]

Simon was genuinely shocked. He did not expect to see a chocolate starfish at this point in the evening.

[@hedydavatz7997]

Z7

[@lisagay7271]

Great,video, so funny I loved the queen the best she was awesome, lovethis show its just the best 😘🤔🙄😎😍🤩

[@elizabethspeaker6571]

8:36 his face is priceless lol hahahaha

[@HildeAndersen-p7e]

Sinon.. look at meee...😂😂😂 love David and Amanda hahahaha😅

[@justbeyourself8410]

Simon have the best reaction all the time...😂😂

[@AmuntValencia90]

David is the best of the best!)

[@brooklynsizemore2372]

Was that actually the queen???! Also, I was wheEZING

[@sophiejameson4064]

Of course not.

[@brooklynsizemore2372]

@@sophiejameson4064 I wouldnt know. I've never seen her other than on the cover of a tabloid in the grocery😬

[@allycat729]

Well obviously it's not the Queen of England....🤦‍♀️

[@meagancody9024]

Its actually Gerry Connolly, an Australian guy en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerry_Connolly_(comedian) I haven't seen him around on any media for quite some time..he must be a bit "strapped for cash" perhaps 🤔..😅

[@ieatair4296]

the look on simons face when david leaves the table pullin his pants up is priceless

[@aquatadevore9335]

I love the look of dread on Simon's face during the strip tease 🤣🤣

[@madperson876]

Ventriloquist: What's your other hobby? Strip tease. David: 😮 I love that as soon as the ventriloquist said that he needed some help on stage from a couple of people Ant and Dec just sprinted away! 😂

[@inez7625]

The lettuce yoda really cracks me up

[@amaniroker]

8:30-8:45 me when my sister tries to open the door whilst I’m showering.

[@sheba9679]

8:30 Simon's face 🤣👍

[@patortz4531]

Loved it!!!!

[@Leighda07]

8:35 when you walk in on your parents "wrestling"

[@orianadiamandis8744]

OMG SIMON'S FACE ON 7:52 IS PRICELESS LOLLLL

[@KevinJessie]

They should have called this espiode, ladies got joke. Definitely enjoyed them all..lol. if you agree, hit that dumbs up!

[@1999jessjess]

Omg the ventriloquist that did it with the judges was so so hilarious!

[@samuellane3436]

The thing about British programs is that we can only understand half of what they're saying! (They don't speak English, you know.)

[@kellywood354]

Eh we speak the proper English x everyone else jus copies an uses different words for different things x cell phone/ mobile phone , peanut butter jelly sandwich x no peanut butter and jam lol x jelly is wobbly jam is spreadable x

[@marypevitt174]

You are absolutely right, I thought I was the only one who couldn't understand the poms

[@ashieashie9200]

They speak robotic grammatical English. Hope someone gets it🤣🤣🤣

[@C.H.R.I.S.S.I.E]

... that drink magician was great!!! Love it.♥

[@yeetinghotsauce8243]

When everyone thought john was a comedian that does comedian magic but also does magic in a comedic fashion.

[@dianehghzn7670]

you know im watching this in 2023 and HMajesty has passed away and when this came on with this act it made so teary and realise how much i and how many others really miss her god bless her soul may she be in the greatest peace ❤if anybody taught the world how to do your worldly duty from birth to marriage to grave she was the greatest excample how to do it in par excellence thankyou for the reminder 😍🧡💜💛💙💚❤️☔️🌈🌈☔️🐬💐🐘🦜🪶🍀🌸🦋🌹🐘🦘🦘🇦🇺🌻🥰

[@jimmytailor3424]

One of simons funniest reactions, to teresa may. So funny

[@jacklow9611]

So, THAT, is who that was supposed to be!

[@sabtuchannel9590]

Nice

[@nightsky3981]

I have no sense of humor apparently. The first act wasn’t funny. I didn’t understand half of the things she said.

[@thomasbarlow5666]

I absolutely love hearing Amanda laugh!