All of them! How about a top 3? The Trooper, Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner, and Hallowed Be Thy Name.
@shawnstout21763 жыл бұрын
Wasted Years and The Evil That Men Do
@deanfixem133 жыл бұрын
A previous commenter stated how he'd like this narrator to read his eulogy at their funeral, and I really can't explain how perfect I've found that idea......
@Bazooka_Sharks3 жыл бұрын
I did that haha on one of the videos from like a year an a half ago haha I think it’s still a top comment on there 🤣
@chadjonesvii93693 жыл бұрын
EXCELLENT idea!
@knighthawk8823 жыл бұрын
Same omg
@mikitz3 жыл бұрын
I'd prefer John Cleese for that job, however this guy would suit as well.
@meaghanpike24243 жыл бұрын
Is it Stephen Colbert?
@joermnyc3 жыл бұрын
“Put them in the Iron Maiden.” “Iron Maiden? EXCELLENT!” “EXECUTE THEM!” “Bogus.”
@eoincoll3843 жыл бұрын
Oof
@nervigeskind31313 жыл бұрын
@@eoincoll384 it’s from bill and ted's excellent adventure
@eoincoll3843 жыл бұрын
@@nervigeskind3131 k
@xtina__323 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@josephbiondi84273 жыл бұрын
Dammit, I wanted to write this lol
@kindacrazyAna143 жыл бұрын
In Jamaica I went to the museum once and they had this iron cage in a human form. It wasnt completely enclosed it was like bands of iron wrapped around the head and torso with spikes on the inside. They said it was used to torture enslaved Africans who had been caught after running away. This reminded me of that. Humans have been so awful to each other over the course of history.
@briansullivan59083 жыл бұрын
That is the one indisputable fact.
@eoincoll3843 жыл бұрын
Wow
@siobhanair26593 жыл бұрын
Them people are wicked
@eoincoll3843 жыл бұрын
True
@briansullivan59083 жыл бұрын
@@siobhanair2659 not all people Many allow themselves to be caught up in the frenzy of the moment
@iamcoolalot3 жыл бұрын
iron maiden is still rocking out to this day. dudes have the best album covers in metal.
@rodycaz89843 жыл бұрын
Senjutsu sucked though.
@iamcoolalot3 жыл бұрын
@@rodycaz8984 yes. It does. Yes, it does my friend.
@eoincoll3843 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@FindingYourSerenity3 жыл бұрын
My favourite
@fruitcake4t3 жыл бұрын
'bring your daughter bring your daughter to the slaughterrr!!!!'
@censusgary3 жыл бұрын
The sad fact is that people were, and still are, tortured, and sometimes tortured to death. But this does not require any kind of specialized equipment. If you have someone captive and rendered helpless, any object, including the torturer’s hands and feet, can be a torture device.
@thiswascommented39143 жыл бұрын
Torturer starts using feet to torture someone. the person with a foot fetish: *MORE*
@what4293 жыл бұрын
but we want it to be more painful, so we make devices.
@lullsbaby93212 жыл бұрын
Hands and feet are boring. A good device is supergluing tacks, bent paper clips or glass to the end of a massage gun. A hammer does a lot of damage too. You can do a lot with vinegar, salt and sandpaper (and enough sedatives) that regular hands and feet are just... Not enough.
@catherinenewman65163 күн бұрын
It needs to be understood thst torture to extract a cinfessionbiscmmoreclikrlyvtohproduce a false confession than a reliable one
@bigcheese1853 жыл бұрын
Pretty cool that this device was named after the band Iron Maiden
@eoincoll3843 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@bobross87863 жыл бұрын
Yes indeed 🤘
@zherean420693 жыл бұрын
Ikr? The band was so popular that they named it iron maiden
@AA-BB3 жыл бұрын
Kinda like the band Europe had an entire continent named after them
@maxivisionvermont13333 жыл бұрын
@@AA-BB lol
@zach71933 жыл бұрын
Seems like the device was hardly ever used to kill anyone. But it did attracted tourists. Man, this was something.
@brianyoung31163 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing these "Iron Maiden" torture devices in several medieval torture museums throughout tourist cities in the US as a teen. One museum had a disclaimer on a plaque out in front of the device saying that no one is certain they were ever actually used. This adds clarity to that. Great video!
@RobSchmob.13 жыл бұрын
These videos are always the perfect lengths for my work breaks!
@eoincoll3843 жыл бұрын
Same
@Exspazament3 жыл бұрын
The Maiden puns are fabulous.
@maskoblackfyre3 жыл бұрын
I was just about to say the same thing
@eoincoll3843 жыл бұрын
Me too
@rumizenbo3 жыл бұрын
Love the dog...
@Exspazament3 жыл бұрын
@@rumizenbo he was the best doggo.
@rumizenbo3 жыл бұрын
@@Exspazament 🥺 he sure was…
@_will7953 жыл бұрын
I feel like the video topics they’ve been putting out lately are better than normal
@mlpencola3 жыл бұрын
I agree 100% and noticed that too!
@cheekobandit52373 жыл бұрын
definitely
@eoincoll3843 жыл бұрын
Agreeded
@UndergroundSkat20003 жыл бұрын
My favorite Weird History narrator right here. Even when talking about grim topics, he still somehow makes it light hearted and not as grim
@simex9093 жыл бұрын
So you're telling me that Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure was not historically accurate?
@charlottesmom3 жыл бұрын
IMPOSSIBLE!! 😰😮😫😩🥺🤯🤬 (it's one of my favorite movies of all time).
@briansullivan59083 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe it
@eoincoll3843 жыл бұрын
Me too ?!
@Redblueladybug3 жыл бұрын
For all the band references today I wish I could give you two likes.
@eoincoll3843 жыл бұрын
Kkkkkkk
@ridureyu3 жыл бұрын
“Dr.Wily asserted that these mechanical devices…” Help me, Megaman!
@michaelbatts71493 жыл бұрын
Love the band references!! You rock!!🤘
@eoincoll3843 жыл бұрын
🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸
@MoonDude1383 жыл бұрын
If you're an Iron Maiden fan and your first inclination wasn't to listen to Iron Maiden upon seeing this video, or don't plan to listen to them later, are you truly a fan?
@bryanrose48503 жыл бұрын
Number of the beast 666
@MoonDude1383 жыл бұрын
@@bryanrose4850 The one for you and me.
@legacyXplore3 жыл бұрын
Lol this made me laugh out loud because I bet even people that don’t consider themselves fans but like rock STILL thought of Iron Maiden immediately upon seeing title.
@mocat13 жыл бұрын
About to listen to Senjutsu shortly. Just have to scroll through the comments now. :)
@jennifertingelof-truecrime58903 жыл бұрын
They are best live tho :(
@ajamesarellano3 жыл бұрын
“The Iron Maiden didn’t exist during medieval time.” Wait a minute whaaaaat? 1:15 His side comments and voice is hilarious as f*ck! Hahahaha! Well, been here in this channel when it still had 800K subs. 😏
@brentbowman44983 жыл бұрын
Here’s a drinking game, take a drink for every Iron Maiden pun in this video!!
@mohammedharoon84533 жыл бұрын
"Did the iron maiden actually existed?" Steve Harris: * Sweats profusedly *
@gaaahhh1583 жыл бұрын
His monotone voice is just so perfect for puns
@dukedex50433 жыл бұрын
Of course iron maiden's real. I have all of their albums.
@kirbymarchbarcena3 жыл бұрын
KID: Dad, what's an Iron Maiden for? DAD: It is the reason why we have a saying of "Skeleton in the closet".
@toptiermess3 жыл бұрын
the topics are A1 this month ❤️ keep it up!
@corkycobon14813 жыл бұрын
I love how your are dropping IM song titles throughout the video. Classic!!!
@vipergtsmre3 жыл бұрын
The subtle (mostly) humor you use is fantastic. Keeps it interesting for somebody that isn't already into this stuff. 👍👍
@ashleyparker14372 жыл бұрын
I genuinely appreciate the numerous references to Iron Maiden song titles and/or lyrics throughout this video 🤣🤘
@HistoryJunkie3 жыл бұрын
Would love more content on other devices used throughout history!
@eoincoll3843 жыл бұрын
Maybe
@AA-BB3 жыл бұрын
iTunes is the most torturous thing we have these days
@beardedlonewolf76953 жыл бұрын
@@AA-BB iTunes? more like Tiktok and Twatter.
@mikatu3 жыл бұрын
And never forget that "Iron Maiden is gonna get ya, no matter how far!"
@eoincoll3843 жыл бұрын
These stories are quite interesting thanks for uploading 👍
@russellconn3 жыл бұрын
As bad as the Iron Maiden was the Brazen Bull was worse, and it's inventor really really wished he hadn't invented it. Look it up to find out why.
@demetriusevans11733 жыл бұрын
I looked it up. He had to test out his own sick creation lol...
@Josep_Hernandez_Lujan3 жыл бұрын
If it was real
@natnaterson97173 жыл бұрын
Man I love this channel. Keep pushing
@michaelbatts71493 жыл бұрын
Both the band and the device!🤘
@collectingonthecheap563533 жыл бұрын
I feel like if the people of the medieval times knew of these, they would have perpetrated the myth just in hopes that the people having fear of them, would deter people from doing what would bring punishment from the device.
@MrSupernova1113 жыл бұрын
They had plenty of ways to scare people into submission back in the middle ages.
@collectingonthecheap563533 жыл бұрын
@@MrSupernova111 Exactly, but that is why I said they would only use the Iron Maiden as a myth. They were a bit more civilized than people believed.
@MrSupernova1113 жыл бұрын
@@collectingonthecheap56353 . I especially agree with that last part. Cheers!
@mikatu3 жыл бұрын
That makes no sense, since there were real devices way more cruel that this one. And people weren't being punished for specific "crimes", one could get a betting while other could be killed on the spot. for doing the same thing, given that the peasents were mainly slaves and own their lives to the lord of the land.
@michaelgryboski13 жыл бұрын
Interesting critical analysis of the historical existence of the Iron Maiden. It reminds me of an article I read years back arguing that there were no actual Medieval ball and chain maces, but rather they were the products of artistic license, mostly from Victorian Era writers and artists.
@knighthawk8823 жыл бұрын
Your voice man is awesome. Love your videos and your voice work and I'm sure lot of people work on these. Hard to sleep without a weird history video. 🙌🏻
@VampiraVonGhoulscout3 жыл бұрын
Hear me out: what if you had an iron maiden in your house, but you open it up and it's a wardrobe? Plenty of spikes to hang stuff on.
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing3 жыл бұрын
My Battalion (2/162 Infantry) was quartered in the Iraqi Olympic Training complex during OIF II in '04. Across from Saddam's prize basketball gymnasium in central Baghdad. That's no joke about the torture implements. The room that became my hooch had a bare bedframe with a car battery charger wired up to it, and there were bullet holes and blood stains along the walls in the rooms, and eye hooks bolted in. For chaining people up.
@lexipatton81243 жыл бұрын
wow i cant believe they named this after such great musicians, history truly is amazing
@LaverniusTucker24103 жыл бұрын
Narrator had a BLAST jamming in as many Iron Maiden references in there as he possibly could
@Rockmaster8673 жыл бұрын
I lost count how many Iron Maiden song reference you put into this video
@machinegunjackmcgurn8043 жыл бұрын
This was so scary, I won't be able sleep tonight. I'll have Fear of the Dark.
@eoincoll3843 жыл бұрын
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah me too same here
@daughters4life553 жыл бұрын
I hope you find piece of mind.
@machinegunjackmcgurn8043 жыл бұрын
@@daughters4life55 I'll probably end up just running for the hills or playing with madness.
@scragglybeard93223 жыл бұрын
@@machinegunjackmcgurn804 hurry or it will be to late! It's 2 minutes to midnight!
@YQRAviation2 ай бұрын
This is Hell On Earth
@greasyy13 жыл бұрын
Is this what "The Chokey" took inspiration from in Matilda?? Ms. Trunchbull = Iron Maiden?
@vikitheviki3 жыл бұрын
Ofc they did, one of the greatest heavy band ever!
@alexanderveritas2 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah they do! And they’ve had one of the best careers of _Heavy Metal_ music industry.
@TheLacedaemonian3003 жыл бұрын
I was really hoping there would a few Iron Maiden references, you didn't disappoint. Greatest band of all time ever! Their new album Senjutsu is the best! Check out the video for The Writing on the Wall. See if you can decipher the meaning. It's very relevant to today, and uses the book of Daniel to tell the story.
@toribern4193 жыл бұрын
I thought I heard a few!!
@rodycaz89843 жыл бұрын
LOL!!! Senjutsu sucked!
@eoincoll3843 жыл бұрын
Lol
@michellemire84623 жыл бұрын
Thats it im going to binge all album, even book of souls and the final frontier that i didnt heard as much as the others, then give the newest album a try only heard the demo for now!
@michellemire84623 жыл бұрын
@@rodycaz8984 i dont know only heard the single but it didnt aound like shit, is it something in the mix that displeased you?
@NewMessage3 жыл бұрын
_Eddie has joined the chat_
@eoincoll3843 жыл бұрын
Hiiiiji
@thelcie3 жыл бұрын
I clicked on this so damn fast I wasn’t sure what the topic was at first, but oh do I love the references.
@aileenhovorka92073 жыл бұрын
Wonderful entertainment, as always! Many thanks 😊😊
@kostantinosvlasakakis41063 жыл бұрын
4:35 Wasted years... nice iron maiden reference bro
@kyleshiflet99523 жыл бұрын
I love all the Iron Maiden song references good job
@lillymom79093 жыл бұрын
Another great video! Thank you! I don't know about anyone else, but the captions were way off on my end... 😅!💖
@eoincoll3843 жыл бұрын
Yeah they certainly were
@lillymom79093 жыл бұрын
@@eoincoll384It was like 2 shows in 1... 😅
@lillymom79093 жыл бұрын
Captions seem fixed now! Yay! 💖
@Charlesputnam-bn9zy3 жыл бұрын
7:56 for starters, remember Terminator Arnie's biker spiked jacket. Then there's the case of that depraved & obscene monster known as ''The Beast Of Jersey'', a serial rapist & child-rapist who wore a hideous mask, & a spiked coat with spiked wrist-bracelets so that his victims couldn't fight him off. This monster terrorized the beautiful Jersey Island from 1957 to 1971 when he was arrested. Perhaps it's only me, but I find a strong similarity between the Beast of Jersey & pre-Nightmare Freddy.
@dquaidman3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for making this video. You're a real Trooper.
@Cruxvae3 жыл бұрын
I just want to say, as a big Maiden fan, I appreciate all the Iron Maiden references in the script!
@RoecMath3 жыл бұрын
The subtitles are about the wrong topic, they are about living in Buckingham palace
@eoincoll3843 жыл бұрын
What
@v.emiltheii-nd.80943 жыл бұрын
It can be uttered that the spiky interior made the Iron Maiden quite a cozy place....if you're a masochist, that is.
@DIN_NER3 жыл бұрын
" You are number 6. " " I am not a number. I am a free man" "Hahahahah"
@colleenhanna53833 жыл бұрын
New to your channel.. Awesome love History Especially weird History Thankyou how wonderfully unique 😊
@rapportbuildingfirst86953 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing a coffin-like box in a museum in Hobart, Australia in which an incarcerated person was supposed to stand for however long they were sentenced to, with the idea that they would think about their behaviour and that would bring on change - it was used at a time when solitary confinement for such purposes (one of the ideas behind Port Arthur penal colony) was a thing'. All it tended to do was destroy people mentally. I wonder if the myth iron maiden was inspired from that and then physical pain added for the sake of gruesomeness.
@nonprogrediestregredi17113 жыл бұрын
You would have to be a real trooper to survive the iron maiden. The evil that men do lives on and on, but if you're going to die, die with your boots on. You wouldn't be running free any longer, as you need to be quick or be dead because only the good die young. What a strange world in which killers use a flash of the blade and exploit a fear of the dark. And btw, don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years!! If you understand that, UP THE IRONS!!🤘 Also, great video Weird History!
@chrisbridges48853 жыл бұрын
Great video! Love all the Iron Maiden puns
@flyingsac3 жыл бұрын
I’ve got two tickets to iron maiden baby come with me friday dont say maybe
@StanAlter3 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid I used to watch kung fu movies and remember the iron maiden being in a movie called The Five Deadly Venons.
@christophsiegrist30663 жыл бұрын
What do you mean "existed"? I grew up 20 minutes away from a castle that has one in it to this day!
@SFBikerMike3 жыл бұрын
Wow that is a lot of Iron Maiden puns!
@MasterMatter3 жыл бұрын
Ah, that subtle wasted years joke! That was the first Iron Maiden song I learned on guitar awesome guitar intro.
@Josep_Hernandez_Lujan3 жыл бұрын
Being for forced to listen to Iron Maiden is also torture
@YQRAviation2 ай бұрын
No it's not
@chrisvanlaarhoven27223 жыл бұрын
Actually “Jungfrau” usually refers to virgin. So basically the Iron Maiden would be the Iron Virgin if you do a direct translation.
@pedroj34323 жыл бұрын
Wow.... i genuinely never knew this! Thank you so much, highly informative and to the point. One thing i didnt understand, was one ever used?
@Myriako3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this video ! 😊🌷
@billbright17553 жыл бұрын
People who invent this stuff should be the first one to use it. On themselves.
@jwr29043 жыл бұрын
Didn't that happen to the guy who made the brazen bull?
@btetschner Жыл бұрын
A+ video! Fascinating history, what a unique and crazy idea!
@emmaleehicks4133 жыл бұрын
Loved this video! You should do a video on the actual band Iron Maiden! :)
@Miss-Anne-Thrope3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for covering this topic, you're quite the trooper there! 🤪 Iirc there was an earlier version of the iron maiden that was basically a wooden statue of a woman that had spiked arms which would 'embrace' the victim, which was where the 'maiden' came from.
@starflakey Жыл бұрын
i love the announcer's dea pan delivery of the 'run to the hills' line 😆
@huntabascan3 жыл бұрын
Excuse me. You telling me, the Hungarians just punished Elizabeth Bathory for nothing in the 16th century? And you refer for other devices that are similar to the description of Iron Maiden, but not called Iron Maiden. Maybe, because it was on different languages but the concept was just as same.
@bigceelos3 жыл бұрын
"wasted years" , "running free"?? Clever
@seriouslycrazy86083 жыл бұрын
All lies on a plate of illusion, yet the girl rests in this case... *'Phantom Maiden'!* I can't get enough of this.
@eoincoll3843 жыл бұрын
Me too
@DeadlyAnteater3 жыл бұрын
there’s a crime museum in rothenburg, germany and i had the absolute PLEASURE of grabbing a selfie with their iron maiden on display. ahh i miss europe
@TripleCrossProduct3 жыл бұрын
I very well appreciate the usage of the band Iron Maiden in this very well done
@amandaburnham86263 жыл бұрын
Anyone else amused by the extensive use of Iron Maiden song titles? Lol
@dynad00d153 жыл бұрын
sounds Deja Vu to me.. :D
@chaoticdusk13162 жыл бұрын
I've always thought that the iron maiden looks like the sort of thing you'd keep in the corner of the room to scare people but not actually use because it's impractical. There are far more efficient ways to make someone suffer and historically humanity has been great that harming its fellow man.
@Acidicwitch3 жыл бұрын
The amount of Iron Maiden (band) puns in this video gives me so much serotonin.
@ve2vfd3 жыл бұрын
Iron Maiden??? Eeeeexcellent! (proceeds to air guitar along with Bill & Ted)
@eoincoll3843 жыл бұрын
K??????
@johnniehaygood12 жыл бұрын
Your references to Maiden songs is outstanding!!! I took my 3 daughters (18,14, and 13) to the Tampa show 10/27/2022!!!
@alitlweird3 жыл бұрын
Yes. And they’re legendary! Saw them in Vegas in September 2013!
@LadyAlmalphia3 жыл бұрын
The Bloody Baroness used a similar device but no it wasn't the iron madden. When she was extracting blood from the girls that eventually were reported as missing.
@1TakoyakiStore3 жыл бұрын
So many Iron Maiden song lyrics and band references in this episode. I love it!
@ivancorovic31373 жыл бұрын
The easter eggs with Iron Maiden song tittles are so witty! 👏👏👏🤘🤘🤘
@The7Reaper3 жыл бұрын
All the Iron Maiden puns are great lol
@toko_ribbon3 жыл бұрын
I literally yelled aloud WHAT in unison with the video when the narrator mentioned iron maidens didn’t exist during medieval era lol 😂
@michaelmccarthy48923 жыл бұрын
Iron Maiden? Don't even Iron know him.
@eoincoll3843 жыл бұрын
Lol
@carlyr27873 жыл бұрын
0:39 is exactly what I was hoping for by clicking on this video
@markfigueroa16813 жыл бұрын
I watched the whole video waiting for an Iron Maiden band joke and all you did was mention their name at the end 😭
@xtheunknown46623 жыл бұрын
This is probably my favorite show on KZbin
@RichO1701e3 жыл бұрын
Ok, so I already knew the Iron Maiden was a myth, now do THE PAPAL PEAR!
@amyt58493 жыл бұрын
Hello, how are you doing today I hope you’re having a great day so far 👋👋
@KattMurr3 жыл бұрын
Love your song references!!!
@ttrain453 жыл бұрын
I love all the references to the band in this video. Most notably Run to the Hills and Wasted Years.