Welcome To Camp Half-Blood

[@bellabyensi864]

Oh so this is the long lost orientation film Nico was talking about

[@gipito]

it may have been lost on purpose (by mr d, no doubt)

[@RiverIsSoSilly]

I always wanted 2 know what it was 😭❤

[@gwbricks]

It was the Apollo show mentioned in camp half blood confidential

[@sunan2335]

Always love seeing lost media resurface in it's undead corny glory

[@nonu_2o9]

This was a perfectly book accurate oriantation film if they ever described the oriantation film in the books it would have been this

[@choco_banane]

I love how it's in comic sans, because it's the best with dyslexia

[@Radioactiveoliver]

Yes!! That was on purpose, but also because it’s a silly font that I love 💙

[@BlueT1ger]

@@RadioactiveoliverAnnabeth in pjo “dont insult the gods” Annabeth in HOO “NEXT TIME I SEE HERA IMMA STAB HER OVER AND OVER UNTIL SHE DIES IDC IF I DIE IMMA COME BACK FROM THE UNDERWORLD JUST TO STAB HER”

[@Preppy_Glisten]

Also the a kinda looks like the Greek α

[@juliuselias2010]

Α α

[@Thewhovianwhoisageek]

​@@RadioactiveoliverCould that be a coincidence?

[@i_am-in_ur-walls.]

THE SCREAMING THE POOR AUDIO QUALITY THE AKWARDNESS this is what summer camp feels like

[@Radioactiveoliver]

Thank you!! The other writer and I were going for the fun awkward vibe!

[@-Breen-]

I love that the dyslexia is being shown when they read😂

[@Radioactiveoliver]

Thank you 😂❤

[@thepjofan_.07]

BREEN?!

[@-Breen-]

@@thepjofan_.07 Sup ^^

[@Thatgirlsam1]

sameee

[@-Breen-]

@@thepjofan_.07 Lol yea, hi!

[@gred_and_feorge0554]

that bit where the camera person clearly clicked record at the wrong time and just skipped a big part of the scripted bit was awesome. Genius

[@Radioactiveoliver]

Thank you!!

[@A_Local_Pan]

It honestly sounds like something that would actually happen

[@kiwina-b2x]

THIS IS SO AKWARD BUT IT'S SO REALISTIC. This is what uncle Rick intended.

[@Radioactiveoliver]

I really hope he gets to see it someday!

[@kiwina-b2x]

​@@Radioactiveoliver Me too! Good job!

[@Celinexaa]

I think so too!

[@Zippyskyfalls]

"Kiss Marry Kill, Athena, Hera and Aphrodite" No thanks, I don't want *"The Incident"* to happen again

[@P-man_XD]

The golden apple really was a game of kiss marry kill huh? XD

[@Zippyskyfalls]

@@P-man_XD "marry Helen, kiss the Greeks, kill my family and the Trojans... wait what-"

[@wornouthoodie]

“Watch out Hyacinthus! …that was in poor taste, sorry dad” 😂😂

[@astoroidea6502]

That kid’s getting smote for sure lol

[@PrincePudgy]

I love seeing the Satyr eating the wrapper in the background

[@Wisper025]

Ohhh. So THIS is the orientation film that Mr. D. mentioned! I was wondering when I would see this. (I’ve been put through 2 capture the flag games, almost got an arrow to the head, and have been really confused for the past month trying to figure out everything.)

[@Radioactiveoliver]

Hope it helped! Welcome to CHB!!!

[@LovelyLara123]

Lol, been there done that 😂 been here for almost S E V E N Y E A R S - Ariya ⚡️

[@sharky.beache]

Oh uh my bad..I think I was the one that shot you with that arrow! Eheh-… oopsie -sharky☀️

[@Wisper025]

So that’s where the screaming came from! I’ll try to not get on your bad side 😬 -Wisper

[@sharky.beache]

Ehah! I totally wasn’t aiming at the person behind you 😋 -sharky ☀️

[@neon_lights]

The collective "don't say that!" 😂😂

[@EscapedExperiments]

Once every few years someone posts one of these and i find them to be very canon; just new generations of halfbloods trying to teach the next gen of halfblood

[@Radioactiveoliver]

Someone has made one of these before? :0

[@mickb.8925]

Not sure if this was an intentional detail, but I like how the person with four beads has a pretty new looking shirt and the person with the idk how many but lots more beads has a very worn shirt.

[@Finn-in-the-bin]

AS A CHILD OF APOLLO KID, THE APOLLO KID IN THE VIDEO IS SO ME!!!

[@sharky.beache]

FELLOW CHILD OF APPOLO!

[@beetle__bugz]

REAL!!

[@JWMONTANA]

You're an Apollo kid? I'm an Iris kid :]

[@MurderDragons-q5w]

Honestly I can’t believe I haven’t seen this before. All the actors just fit the awkwardness and chaos I imagined at Camp Halfblood! Well done!

[@Radioactiveoliver]

Thank you!! 💙🔱🌊

[@C0nfused_Crystal]

I'm ADHD and dysgraphic (form of dyslexia) and the second I started reading Percy Jackson I was like "well this book is going to be relatable and hilarious."

[@TemsAccepted]

“Does nobody watch the orientation film?!” -Mr. D

[@ChickencouchPotato]

"Yeah, half-god, half-mortal, does no one watch the orientation film?" -Mr. D, The Lightning Thief: A Percy Jackson Musical Well actually, Mr. D, **more** than two thousand kids have 👍👍 thank you @k1wishade for pointing my silly "dyslexia" out 👍

[@TheDAM_Multi-Fandom-Girl]

2223 actually😊

[@Radioactiveoliver]

Yes!! This is very much based off that line from the musical and book

[@HELLOKITTY11.]

3093 actually!!!

[@ChickencouchPotato]

@@HELLOKITTY11. Okay 👍 I put more than 2,000 before you commented so please don't keep saying 'this number actually!' it's kind of annoying. (No offense) :)

[@k1wishade]

“more two than thousand” wow you really are a dyslexic demigod /j

[@lilimajor3797]

This was such a Clarisse-Silena coded duo, I loved every minute✨

[@ExpiredEyeBleach]

I SEARCHED UP “farmer with a shotgun” AND I GOT THIS 😭😭😭 Fuckin worth it.

[@Radioactiveoliver]

Weird. I wonder why.

[@ExpiredEyeBleach]

@@Radioactiveoliver yeah I wonder why

[@user-DragonWhiskers]

why did you search up “farmer with a shotgun”

[@Bumbl-]

@@user-DragonWhiskersyeah we’re ignoring that part

[@olivescove]

what tf were you doing bro🥲

[@Madeline-k6f]

Annabeth casually getting her food yeeted out of her hand 3:24

[@RandomApolloKid]

OMGS. THAT- WHA- HOW- I LOVE THISSSS!!!!!! ITS SO WELL REPRESENTED!!!!!! u guys played the humor, and dyslexia, and godly heritage, and everything so well!!!!!!! this was so fun and entertaining, it even kept my insanely short attention span engaged lolll

[@Radioactiveoliver]

Glad you enjoyed it!!

[@WillSolace25]

It were the best 4 minutes and 40 seconds of my life

[@Radioactiveoliver]

🥺💙

[@A_Local_Pan]

It’s the Demigod care-bear!!!!!

[@Im_Anna28]

KZbin IS SPYING IN ME- IM READING THE FIRST VOLUME OF PERCY JACKSON AND IM SEEING THIS????

[@Local.Cryptid.049]

welcome to the fandom and prepare to cry *cough* Nico *cough*

[@OliveJuice-P3ar]

I love the satyr eating the wrapper in the backround

[@venarieele]

the apollo kid is DRAMATIC dramatic. me fr. iconic video.

[@Simba_73]

2:04 looks like a book Annabeth vs Tv show Annabeth fight in the background lol and also i literally love this video!!

[@galalxien]

I HAVENT READ THESE GODDAMN BOOKS SINCE I WAS LIKE 10 BUT THIS BROUGHT ME SM NOSTALGIA FR, GREAT WORK! THE VIBES ARE SO. I LOVE. GODS.

[@RoseThorne-Smiler]

*dam

[@j4r3d51]

OMGG IS THIS GOING TO BE A SERIES?? I LOVE THIS SMMM

[@Radioactiveoliver]

At the moment, no, but that’s such a good idea!!

[@-Pjo-Addict-]

This is so awesome!!!!!!!!!!! Yknow it’s funny, I’m a child of Apollo, and whoever is the child of Apollo in the film is exactly like me

[@bella_daze3092]

❤❤❤❤❤

[@sharky.beache]

Wowsers! Samesies

[@nor-the-drawer]

Same thooo

[@QuaintSaint1]

Oh my god the hyacinthus reference was phenomenal

[@mollymcglee]

the random mortal that found this old tape: 👁👄👁

[@superslappy1004]

This is amazing and “That makes you the most special of the special ed kids” is genius🤣🤣🤣

[@WhatevsThough]

This was so funny yet pretty accurate 😂. The kiss marry kill part had me dying in laughter that’s as so frickin funny. I’m glad this fandom is still so alive

[@LilianaPersky-v6f]

Augh!! The musical refferences!!! This is SO good!!!!!

[@tearoses9940]

Idk if the camera/sound quality was intentional, but it makes it seem like this was made in the late 2000s-early 2010s, which just adds to the atmosphere I feel like!

[@Radioactiveoliver]

Yes! That took a lot of editing to get it like that actually lol.

[@tearoses9940]

@@Radioactiveoliver Nice! You did a good job with it, I actually had to double-check the upload date because I thought it was actually older!

[@Dungeonmaster20]

As someone who was really into the fandom as a kid I’m glad it’s still going strong. Also the c-section joke killed me😂

[@Biancathehunter]

0:47 that makes you the most special of the special ed kids

[@BigP420]

this is AWESOME!!!!! 😍😍😍 thank you for existing

[@Radioactiveoliver]

Glad you like it!

[@lcst-at-5ea859]

this is so good?? This made me so nostalgic for camp half blood. And how far we’ve come at the end? Shattered me

[@Radioactiveoliver]

Thank you!! Glad you enjoyed 💙💙

[@lemonlimestoneuwu]

This is possibly one of my favorite videos on youtube

[@Radioactiveoliver]

Thank you!!

[@StarGaming-mz9ni]

Real

[@1.Elliott.Draws.1]

Ahhh, so THIS is the video that Death Breath was talking about! I've already been in the Dionysus cabin for a little while, but this makes sense now!

[@Radioactiveoliver]

Glad it could help!

[@134TSP4RKL3S]

This is hilarious and accurate, im glad my feed has blessed me with this. I'm a child of Clio!

[@tima6027]

Who’s Clio if you dont mind me asking?

[@134TSP4RKL3S]

@@tima6027 she's the muse of history and poetry!

[@Ipomoea_Alba]

oh my god the details! I loved the little “bahh” in the “sup”

[@LordLuciferKråka]

I really really love this, it is bloody amazing. Seriously I would watch a 3h long movie of this. Great work, great acting and all that jazz, but most of all, thank you for making my day a big bit better!!

[@Radioactiveoliver]

I’m glad it could make your day better!!

[@mfl.l.7321]

Literally amazing, y'all killed it

[@Radioactiveoliver]

Thank you!!

[@stqrs__]

i love how everything was still in character, genius

[@sleepingroses761]

"The most special of the special ed kids!" 😂😂😂 This is hilarious.

[@daisy_clxverrr]

STOP THIS IS LITERALLY SO PERFECT tysm for creating this masterpiece of a video ‼️‼️💗💗

[@lucasray1210]

THIS MAKSS ME SO HAPPY!! pjo fan since i was a middleschooler. This reminds je of tue old pjo fan videos id watch then bu't better 🫶🫶🫶 also THE song

[@Radioactiveoliver]

Yes!!!! Such a banger nostalgic song

[@LionGrl321]

I love this so much. i cant wait to show this to my percy jackson obsessed friend lol

[@Radioactiveoliver]

Hope they enjoy!!

[@honey8ter]

so this is the "pg-13" film nico was so excited about

[@joeydoesstuff2142]

Lol in the actual orientation film it probably shows murder or smth

[@SilenaBeauregardisahero]

As a person who is stuck between being a child of Apollo and Athena. This video perfectly explains camp half-blood

[@Radioactiveoliver]

Thank you lol

[@SilenaBeauregardisahero]

@ your welcome 💖💗

[@karl.jr4231]

The part where “Grover” was eating the wrapper in the background was great!

[@numino529]

This is so well made (and funny) I love it

[@Radioactiveoliver]

Thank you!

[@RoxyGuy-s7m]

The apollo kid is a vibe

[@Purple_Potatoz]

I cannot tell you how much I was laughing during this entire video😂

[@HelloRain.]

The Hyacinthus bit was so good!!!

[@Radioactiveoliver]

Thank you!

[@javencummins1426]

I love this! This is so canon

[@Radioactiveoliver]

Thank you!!

[@Alysinjcox]

The hyasenthus joke was UNCALLED FOR

[@mimis_diary]

oh man i love this!!! it really captures that camp orientation video vibe and this whole video in general makes it feel like camp half-blood is a real place (which it is in my heart)

[@Radioactiveoliver]

Thank you so much!!

[@thatssograyson4859]

aa i love this, sad i was working on the day you guys were filming 😭

[@Radioactiveoliver]

It’s okay!! Life happens. So glad you like it.

[@B3llsth3r0ach]

My favorite part of camp is the unsupervised sword times 😋

[@MelodiTheMess]

The like a goat in captions is so funny

[@lilpies505]

This orientation film is incredible!! You all did so well :]

[@lilpies505]

She said she never met Apollo, who said he directed this orientation film... I find that funny lol

[@Radioactiveoliver]

Thank you so much!

[@soulstarr.z]

this deserves more attention

[@AngelaPatriciaGonzalezValencia]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!! This is WAY better than the long lost orientation film Nico was talking about (Spare me, Apollo).

[@joeydoesstuff2142]

OMG how far we’ve come as the credit song.. I KNOW THE AMV, I GET THE REFERENCE!!

[@apollo.but.shorter]

FREAKING LOVE THIS OMMG

[@Radioactiveoliver]

Thank you!!!

[@Karie_Jo]

I’m a child of Athena

[@Blu3.Cooki3s]

I’m a child of Demeter

[@Ferchis-j1f]

Im a child of ares

[@charleyf199]

I'm a child of Aphrodite

[@kaelink-n4j]

I’m a child of Hypnos :))

[@Bianca_Di_Angelo.]

same :DD

[@alexgichmartinez4477]

“That’s what you get for being the child of an uncaring god” 💀💀💀

[@ZK-ib2wp]

Oo I love the goat bleat when the satyr goes "suuup"

[@MurderDragons-q5w]

“Hey do you think Apollo is…idk hot?” “He’s the sun god, of course he is hot”

[@JadeThePJOperson]

I've been watching this vid for weeks and Nico was sooo right this is amazing.

[@Radioactiveoliver]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@JadeThePJOperson]

@@Radioactiveoliver yeah, Its cool, and very entertaining

[@JustStarThings]

welcome to camp *BLOOD.* yeah that pretty much sums it up

[@MARZ-zg6un]

This is amazing i love this!

[@Radioactiveoliver]

Thank you!!!!

[@CraftyBookNerd585]

This was absolutely beautiful😂 the pjo fangirl in me loved every minute!

[@lilyschaffer5444]

i love this video!! super funny and creative!

[@Radioactiveoliver]

Thank you. 🥺🥺💙💙

[@Sun4scorpions]

This is what introduced me to PJO! I just finished the Last Olympian today and I’m going to start reading the Heroes of Olympus tomorrow! Thanks for feeding my hyperfixation on Greek mythology :D

[@Radioactiveoliver]

Aww!! I’m so glad!

[@In_Muis_walls]

Man I’ve been waiting for five years to see this, camp is really lacking I’ve been sent on two quests almost died a uncountable amount followed this weird teenage boy who everyone loves and watched my friends get killed! Can’t forget the wars, man thanks for finally showing me this

[@sillygoofygoob]

this is my favorite thing now dude... and my phase ended six years sgo

[@RollingGatorade]

The vibes of this video shot me back to the mid 2000s Amazing stuff 👏

[@zaneromeave13]

Wow this is amazing!!

[@Radioactiveoliver]

Thank you!!

[@TheRealDi_Angelo]

This helps so much! Thanks for explaining my life!!!

[@meninhx]

I just love this, it's amazing

[@AnastasiaFox-cn9dh]

“UNAUTHORIZED ACCESSTO SWORDS!!!!!!!”😂😊

[@SelahTalley]

DOES NO ONE WATCH THE ORIENTATION FILM?! -Musical Dionysus also, I love this so much, I own two camp half blood shirts, one from Amazon I bought as a young pj nerd, and one I got recently from preforming in a local version of the musical. Also turns out I have adhd and autism… WOOO IM A HALF BLOOD!!! The discussion of Apollo being “🫳” is absolutely cannon in my opinion. This whole video is absolutely cannon in my opinion. Also somehow the credits got me crying-

[@Radioactiveoliver]

I’m so glad you liked it!! And so cool you were in the musical, I can’t sing for the life of me but I would love to be in it one day

[@StayGoldBooks315]

This was literally the most amazing thing ever 😂😂😂 the cast of the show has to see this! 😂

[@Radioactiveoliver]

I really want them to D: and then I wanna get hired on the show lol

[@StayGoldBooks315]

@@Radioactiveoliver yes!! you totally should be hired!

[@一BREAD一]

how is this not viralllll

[@Radioactiveoliver]

I want Rick to see it so badly and hire me for the tv show on the spot 😭💙

[@rithvikramachandrach6632]

Im suprised by how well made this is 😁

[@Radioactiveoliver]

Oh? 😭 is that a compliment?

[@rithvikramachandrach6632]

@@Radioactiveoliver yeah I'm just saying that it's really well made

[@bella_daze3092]

I LOVE this 😭😭😭 it feels like a video that would’ve been made at Camp Half-Blood. I totally would’ve made one like this too!!!❤❤❤❤

[@darling.Kira_Marie]

This was literally sooooo helpful because my first few weeks here were chaos but I got used to it after a couple of months. I almost died playing capture the flag those Ares kids are no joke. but I’m grateful for it because it helped me figure out that I am a child of Aphrodite. Also Mr. D. Keeps getting my name wrong is that normal.

[@solaris7672]

Only if he dislikes you! Or really likes you. Honestly, it's hard to tell.

[@darling.Kira_Marie]

@@solaris7672 ohhhh that kinda makes sense

[@ayayalgueewe9361]

Lmao, I'm glad that after 15+ years I finally get to see the orientation film 😂

[@sillyandyoucantstopit]

i love this, great writing, performance, and it's just so silly it's amazing :)) i love the concept of this and how it all seems, like, real haha it's great

[@gred_and_feorge0554]

yoooooo this is a masterpiece! I love it so much

[@alicialexists]

I love this so much! Good job.

[@Chocholatemilk481]

This is awesome!!

[@whis3602]

"My mom had to have an emergency C-Section" is the funniest part of the video

[@JuliaIKE-c2x]

The “Ok” was so cute XD

[@UrLocal_G4YGRL-q8s]

And feed our parents! *snatch, YEET!*