Welcome to Desert Bluffs: A Story About You

[@JackCipherCreations]

Headcanon: This is a story about Kevin that he inexplicably tells himself.

[@SparxofFlame]

Adding a bit to the headcanon that I now fully support: Cecil does not remember his past, his family, or anything else really. Desert Bluffs, being the 'Opposite' town, Kevin DOES remember, and this if before his job as a broadcaster.

[@JackCipherCreations]

Roxanne Sparx Lalonde YES. :D

[@AS-ej1zd]

Kevin's voice is almost more comforting than Cecil's. He's so happy ahh I love him!!

[@Enthusiast_RPs]

Alexis S that is a terrible thought. no. Cecil is more comforting *cringes* Kevin is horrible.

[@gingerneutral_audios]

@@Enthusiast_RPs Kevin is only horrible once the Strex arc occured. Until then, I thought he sounded kind of adorable, even after finding out that he was all bloody and creepy looking

[@Sunshine-lu1zx]

@@Enthusiast_RPs The previous person is absolutely right, Kevin was only horrible due to Strexcorp, really. Even Cecil thought as much after Triptych. I've always thought that Kevin's voice was very comforting. He just sounds so soft and calm, and, comments about his voice aside, his character is adorable as well, in my opinion. He's my favorite character, actually. Everyone has their own opinions, though, so you can prefer Cecil!

[@tcironbear21]

Your voice is spot on! Plus you are really good at matching his tempo. You have any interest in redoing this with a script that has more of a "Desert Bluff" feel? To me Night Vale is a journey into infinite introspection. Desert Bluff's has the inverse feel, a fading into an external infinite being.

[@TheLilacButterfly]

This *is* Kevin. Not the voice actor, but the character. He exists. He made this. He is you. Like Strex.

[@banakon]

i thougt this was a podcast that i missed. wtf man, you are awesome.

[@KevetteofArethria]

One moment. I need to clear my blood spattered desk. *flicks off a little Cecil figure* OK, carry on.

[@CheziahKatt]

holllly hell. i never realized it before. you really do sound just like him.Headcanon: Kevin reads creepypastas in his offtime, to fans.

[@americawashington2700]

This story is like someone transcribing an acid trip

[@lemon_macaroon_1777]

This sounds just like Kevin I actually screamed

[@artofboredom42]

Before, I thought this was canon. Then, I realised this was fanmade. You really do sound like Kevin and this is oddly unnerving and amazing.

[@adsrickhenlenix6632]

When Kevin was thrown into the door, he ended up here. RUN FOR IT!!

[@reggtheegg6380]

oh my god are you sure you're not kevin

[@GaAntifascist]

That...smile. That...AWFUL SMILE. I can hear it in your voice!

[@Dewdropmon]

Wow you do sound just like Kevin! Can you do a Desert Bluffs version of A Story About Them too?

[@D.C.T.23]

This seems more or less fitting. More because it is what desert bluffs would do, and less because I DID IT FIRST, PSYCHOPATH!

[@HorrorBorealis]

I love the subtle changes you made and the navajo tracker speaking backwards

[@sineadodonnellstolz7029]

YOU SOUND JUST LIKE KEVIN OH MY GOD GIVE ME YOUR VOICE.

[@imnotclever7353]

The Kevin-ness of your voice is disturbing.

[@PreppyHeiress26]

This is Kevin lol

[@littlekeyblade]

OH MY GOD, you sound soo much much like kevin! NO! you sound exacly like him!

[@TheInuyasha90]

dude you sound just like kevin its so freaky but cool i love it your voice is spot on!!

[@briannekerr7518]

Every time he giggled I got shivers.

[@pwrfltoast]

I originally thought you were kevin TBH.

[@WolfLuvsSushi]

So did I, glad I'm not the only one!

[@AdamRamblesAboutStuff]

Wait, he isn't?

[@TheUnsound]

For one, terrifying moment I really tought that Desert Bluffs realised new podcast. Yours voice is not just similar to Kevin's, it's totally identical!

[@HiddenLunarWings]

I AM SO HAPPY BECAUSE ONCE I HEARD KEVIN'S VOICE I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF YOU AND THEN THIS. THANK YOU MCP. THANK YOU.

[@chaoticbluebry]

K-Kevin? You sound just like him!! I know many people have said it already, and you know it yourself too. Just wanted to reiterate that you still sound just like him. Good lord.

[@6NekoBunnychan9]

Oh my god the weather XD

[@Zakimals]

was there a weather?

[@humanXXjayla]

I absolutely lost it when the weather came on. It is now my head canon that Kevin plays that music

[@amydiddle0317]

I applaud you and your Kevin skills

[@a_friendly_wisp_]

You do! Sounds great!!!!! I can hardly tell the difference!!!!! Il love this!!!!

[@probablynotcrazy]

You sound exactly like Kevin.....That's, just, a little bit creepy. But this was incredible.

[@mariannecrews4263]

Thank you for giving Mr the long needed push to listen to Welcome to Nightvale.

[@AzureNox]

KevIn, stop trying to say you're not you... we all know.... we all truly know.... (but seriously, this was awesome and should be canon. o_o I applaud you good Sir.)

[@artemisia457]

THE HECK MAN. Are you Kevin in disguise??? What. Also, I would re-write this episode a little bit more to fit in Desert Bluff's vibe. Just a touch here and there.

[@galexystarlight6285]

how is this not Kevin, you go man. you rock!

[@PieLover815]

SHIT KEVIN IS THAT YOU. You have a talent, young voice actor.

[@capnkellz]

wait so you're telling me that you're NOT the actual voice of Kevin????

[@MalikCM]

BOOOTY BOOOTY BOOOTY BOOOTY ROCKIN EVERYWHERE!!

[@Abbeynormal555]

loved the background music, so peaceful yet haunting :)

[@MeeZyStudioZ]

Ever thought of being a Hypnotist?

[@TAGMedia7]

This is INCREDIBLE! I honestly thought you were Kevin.

[@TheAmetralladora]

Some stuff could've been changed (Angels-Demons, Black velvet-Blood of the innocent, Your wife cried-Your wife laughed) but it was great

[@GetUpGetUpGetUp]

please do "a story about them!"

[@rosalind2017]

I absolutely *adore* the subtle changes you made; it really helps the narrative. Wonderful voice acting!

[@lightenedstars]

no matter what. your voice gives me both the chills and giggles...

[@alextheschroeder]

You sound erriely similar, well done!

[@StarlightQueen]

Listen to this side-by-side with the Story About You narrated by Cecil and it's a rather interesting listen.

[@Satans_Little_Helper]

Years and years ago this video introduced me to Nightvale. Thank you Spike!

[@MissCin101]

This. I'm just yes. yes. you made this and I'm so happy.

[@Cheshirekitty666]

Thank you mcp for introducing me to this beautiful story I've been obsessing over cecil for days now

[@steampoweredpines3485]

omg i thought this was kevin but i looked at the description and find it isnt kevin... this was great it fooled me!

[@phillipramos5815]

this is not me, it is myself who is someone else who does not know the secret.

[@Ravageritualx]

It took me hours and hours to refine this. I love this one.

[@StuartSch]

the first time i heard that desert bluffs radio guy, i legit thought it was MCP.

[@helenofargos]

I just listened to the Sandstorm episodes of Welcome to Nightvale and holy shoot...you and the guy who voices Kevin sound almost identical. I really almost thought he was you putting on an extremely chipper character voice.

[@SailorMoon5555]

Amazing! Simply amazing! I'm glad you did a Desert Bluffs version of this episode. I always wonder what it would be like if Kevin did this one. :)

[@XxGlassXxWings]

Oh wow i did not expect you to sound that much like kevin. If you want to make it exact try smiling while you talk. Kevin always smiles and it will lift up your voice a bit so that you say and sound out words like he would. Just a little tip if you ever care to give it a try...

[@protatype7487]

...The weather was actually quite nice today.

[@Zakimals]

Too calming it needs to be cheerful, weird and creepy but good

[@graypetcoyle]

I don't believe that this isn't Kevin R. Free

[@SuperShinigamiApples]

You sound so much like Kevin and it's really amazing and incredibly terrifying and 100% perfect and just. Chills. Everywhere. A+ for being terrifying and oddly arousing.

[@xavierthe9]

Oh my god you really do sound like him! That's incredible!

[@MelissaKoczurMitchell]

Yep, I would totally believe this is Kevin.

[@symphony_in_plaid4592]

the pacing...! This is honestly amazing oh my gosh

[@conraydo]

I've had goosebumps the entire time because you absolutely sound like kevin

[@0Squiggles0]

i just assumed this WAS Kevin, but, according to the comments, its not?

[@51918]

I listen to your other series all the time, but I have never heard the Kevin-ness of your voice until now.

[@deehin3137]

Auugh I am clawing my ears out listening to this. I suppose that's the point.

[@SlenderColt]

Wait. you're NOT Kevin?! Please tell me this is a joke, you HAVE to be Kevin! XD

[@hannahturek1145]

Fuck me up, down and sideways. This is what my life was missing, I am complete. Kevin is cinnamon smol bean and my source of happiness, I live for this.

[@c0bieobie924]

Wow you seriously do sound like Kevin, this is awesome!! After I listened to this I went back and listened to the original and there's really not much difference!

[@c0bieobie924]

Aand then we have the weather

[@YouGandered101]

Oh my god you sound like Kevin! This is awesome! (You should send a copy to Kevin R Free :))

[@wesleyhunt7599]

You are Kevin! Just wondering...for the music, what editing software do you use?

[@Rynnavinx]

Do you have a twin that sounds like cecil? lol

[@americawashington2700]

Ok, so, just caught up on the series and yes, Kevin does sound a lot like MrCreepyPasta

[@Roadent1241]

I wasn't the only one that thought that then? I'm so pleased!

[@theladycata9648]

Part of the way through, as I got into the story, I kind of forgot I wasn’t listening to an official episode. If you fixed the couple of flubbed lines and the weather was less jarring then I wouldn’t have questioned it if someone played this and told me they had Kevin re-record A Story About You as a bonus episode, great job

[@NaginySama]

it just... so lovely ♥

[@animeman3392]

Can someone let me in on this on this desert bluff, it's so intriguing but i can't find efficient information about it is there a youtube channel about it is it a movie what is this I'm very interested

[@rymancurtis1645]

+robert piper It's from Welcome to Night Vale, a popular podcast. Desert Bluffs is a town in the world of the podcast, and Kevin is a character from Desert Bluffs.

[@animeman3392]

Thank you ryman I found the podcast by figured there was another one that says welcome to desert bluff I'm glad they made a creepypasta about it and I have even more glad if they end up making a sci fi original out of this thing this shit is deep

[@xXxCozmicRainbowzxXx]

Wow...I thought this was the real Kevin! Your voice is perfect.

[@drako44250]

you sound exactly like kevin

[@SomeCallMeWeird]

How's the animal viscera treating you?

[@spacekid1978]

OMFG I THOUGHT U WERE KEVIN

[@thegrief13]

i really, REALLY want that theme song for desert bluffs. cant find it though :c

[@Roadent1241]

I have them if you'd like me to e-mail them to you?

[@thegrief13]

where did you get them?

[@Roadent1241]

+thegrief13 You can get all four of them here. ^_^ soundcloud.com/planetoffinks/desert-bluffs-theme-accordion

[@mymyx2000]

He's probably another double. :)

[@ChroniclerAether]

mymyx2000 Double? Oh, no. StrexCorp, in their interest in bettering the community and helping its citizens achieve their true work potential and productivity, have been working towards perfecting creating... well, more "you"s. A worker is a worker, after all, and a reliable worker is an essential part of any machine. Workplace? *Community.* "Doubles" are negative influences on the community, as I'm sure we all remember; fighting against yourself causes productivity to drop sharply. Time travel via deer, too, has proven less than optimally productive due to constant interruptions of people appearing and reappearing from their desks, losing track of where they were in their work, not infrequent existential crises, and... well. Strexcorp's new "you"s solve that problem, as there is no longer a need to constantly hop through time! Now, after a short procedure, workers can stay at their desks, sl- *working* away happily, as well as "you," and "you," and "you." Many... so, so many new, smiling, easily replaceable new "you"s. Unfortunately, some "you"s did escape testing, in their eagerness to become... more productive. Yes. They are being collected when found, and will be brought back to StrexCorp to show just how happy and productive they can truly be.

[@Sunshine-lu1zx]

@@ChroniclerAether (That was terrifically terrifying, and truly spot on for Strex, friend-)

[@SerenityofLilac]

This is Brilliant!

[@Ahmadkhabbazeh]

YOU ARE AMAZING.

[@zerof4lk]

OMG, I REALLY wasn't expecting that. MCP as Kevin. Yes. So much yes.

[@Cheshirekitty666]

To the person that said this was strangely comforting I know exactly what you mean something about the planet of awesome size and the no repercussions just idk made everything more clear

[@zilz9818]

Beautiful

[@Snowbizdragon]

WOW. DUDE WOW

[@PsychoLeVIATHAN]

I LEGIT CRIED you are amazing ok

[@Zero_Proto]

I legit was confused if this was an official episode or not

[@TrashK1ngg]

Anyone know the music in the background at 5:05

[@marcianitobailandocumbiareal]

Godammit Dessert Bluffs

[@dominickmalliki9119]

This is one of the best

[@LLew821]

this has so many levels of awesome *_*

[@mxDragon18]

I can't remember the name of that website where they give a situation and you decide what happens and it becomes a story and people contribute

[@AnxiousNoises]

This is so glorious.

[@BunnieDaniChan]

You sound exactly like kevin!!! Omfg

[@NikiPaprika]

This is beautiful. Your voice really is identical to Kevin's!

[@zerof4lk]

Which makes me even more honored! :D Thank you so much, man! Just sent the email!