Welcome To Your New Unlife | THE SUCKENING #3

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Bizly as Shilo
Slimecicle as the DM
Grizzly as Arthur Bennett
Condifiction as Emizel
♫Music by Nathan Hanover♫
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Thumbnail by Shanuraru
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Art by
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Edited by Tizen- / tizen99

[@haha_noty]

1:01:45 "oh, youre full as hell actually" "how did you do that?" "i killed twelve people." "he killed twelve people."

[@reekill_playlists]

The fact that I found this really funny probably says a lot about my sense of humor.

[@rh3280]

If you really think about it, it's kind of good he stopped liking soda before he had to only drink blood

[@aergerje]

no dude you can't take the soda out of soda

[@reekill_playlists]

​@@aergerjeah yes, the optimist. thank you for making your rare appearance.

[@aergerje]

@@reekill_playlists of course. in difficult times it is most important for me to make an appearance

[@krool_aid9835]

Actually, in Vampire The Masquerade, in order to be turned into a vampire you have to have ALL of the blood drained from your body, and THEN you consume the blood of the other person. A vampire's blood is addicting, and thus causes a blood bond, which has three levels based on the number of times consumed. Theo drank Emizel's blood once, so it develops a level one blood bond (at level three you are completely enthralled and turn into their barely conscious servant/puppet). With a level one blood bond, the person develops stronger feelings for the vampire, in either deep hatred or a crush, no in between (Emizel has a level one blood bond with his sire, which is why he hates him so potently aside from obvious reasons). Mechanically, there's no change, but now Theo is a human addicted to Emizel's blood with a level one blood bond. This was a really unnecessarily lengthy explanation to say that Theo can still totally consume regular human food/drink, no sweat

[@lucasramey6427]

He could have done carbonated blood he drank lacroix afterall which is just carbonated water with slight flavoring

[@myomakesart]

"Yeah, it's me Craig, you might have heard of my list?" 41:08

[@87crowhat54]

And I’m Craig’s tumour

[@Charha]

Craig just singing Tik Tok after Shilo asked for a song before he bites is so funny to me. Charlie really said "yeah, sure, I'll sing a song for you" - proceeds to sing a party song released 15 years ago with nearly perfect lyrics

[@my.beloved.turtle2136]

That episode had so much going on in the absolute best way. Also the "he already loves me" from Emizel about Theo (still coping with that) is so

[@mojimobunny]

I ship it so hard

[@krool_aid9835]

Fizzfang supremacy

[@cheesebird4057]

@@krool_aid9835Fizzfang supremacy

[@Autistic_CLAWZZ_alt]

PLease give me a timestamp GUAGGHWWHAAAAAAAAAA

[@my.beloved.turtle2136]

@@Autistic_CLAWZZ_alt 1:06:25

[@kalamies.]

The episode intros for this campaign are viceral experiences

[@spaceacess1]

As a patreon watcher this episode changed me as a person

[@nutmeggoose316]

What does this mean 😭

[@Gillion_x3]

oh god no

[@reaganmarshall9525]

As a fellow patreon watcher, which part?

[@simplykoby1421]

Into a vampire? 😅

[@sunbuggg]

please tell me why 😭😭 i don’t have their patreon unfortunately

[@cosmicchaox24]

How did all the fan jokes become cannon already

[@RatFood]

If you don't mind, what were the fan jokes? xd

[@cosmicchaox24]

@@RatFood the gang/vampires shopping at hot topic, soda being bit by Emizil, and all vampires sucking at driving

[@itwasidio1736]

@@cosmicchaox24 not to mention Arthur being a closeted racist (but the sheriff gotta work with him anyways)

[@meta1587]

their dm is goobleck, judging by that morbid intro

[@The_wick45]

HEE-HOO!!!!

[@lavish_cactus]

I like the "learning what a bed is arc", probably one of top 10 anime arcs

[@Merlin-iy1hf]

Yes, give me nourishment from my mortal toils, Papa JRWI

[@itwasidio1736]

41:50 Grizzly saying "thick fucking traps" and just generally WRITING Dark Puckered Hole makes me think he might not be as straight as the other guys

[@SalomSands]

No. Do not speak of it. That thing. Called the DPH.

[@gemsngold]

i mean condi’s not straight either, so

[@KianStone._]

@ender3154Condi’s bisexual :3

[@jaded6779]

I mean if you remember back to the original Campaign, He did Have a drunken night with a Guy while Playing Tabaxi 🤣

[@Dressyone223]

Shilo getting tucked in was the best part of this episode

[@Totallysleepingrn]

26:04 gay people jump scare is possibly the best jump scare

[@SalomSands]

Hey sisters-

[@Gillion_x3]

terrified because all the patreon watchers are saying this changed their brain chemistry

[@aergerje]

me too i'm so scared to watch

[@danw3441]

Patreon watchers are the Jrwi equivalent to manga readers

[@senritsujumpsuit6021]

well @@danw3441

[@itwasidio1736]

@@danw3441 the best analogy I've heard about JRWI in ALL my time in the fandom

[@Cpneuma]

havent been able to be a patreon listener since the pilot of blood in the bayou, but grizzly being one of the PCs after years of hearing him as a DM is really cool

[@prestongriffin1809]

Soda is just Charlie's self insert 😂

[@maxandcheeese]

are you telling me that emizel actually slept in the fucking dryer

[@krool_aid9835]

I listened to this on Patreon when it came out but with these visuals I can now discern that Arthur has a NOKIA PHONE???

[@baileywilson276]

As a Patreon watcher, y’all are in for a treat this time around, it’s so good

[@nootnoot338]

53:19 idk if Arthur like doesn't have some of his clan attributes since he seems to be stepping around the Lasombra thing, but their clan curse IS that they have no reflection.

[@Dr.Matchstick]

Wasn't he playing a caitiff? Unless lasombra's thing is like blood magic he just stole it

[@lucasramey6427]

​@@Dr.Matchsticklasombra's main thing is their shadow manipulation and he did say he is one I think they're just playing loose with finer details

[@nootnoot338]

Yeah, as far as I can tell, Caitiff can be biologically clanless OR be abandoned by their sire and clan, and it seems much more like Arthur was turned as a Lasombra and then got kicked out or defected somehow, based on his abilities and personality. I think in that case the Caitiff in question would still suffer from the bane of their clan, because it'd be pretty cheap if you could get rid of ur vampiric weakness simply by leaving. But that's just my interpretation, the rules are defs up to the guys and however they wanna play the game. I'm reeeeally interested to learn more about Arthur's whole deal. It would also be so fucking funny if Emizel just couldn't see him in the mirror.

[@Nixahma]

​@@nootnoot338 I think according to the rules Caitiff can be baneless at the cost of not being able to access some specific powers/having lower level powers? Kinda like Ventrue can't be Consensualists

[@nootnoot338]

@@Nixahma :0 Oh, that makes sense yeah! Irt to Arthur I still think he's too strong for that situation but that seems like a fair ruling to me

[@hornedrabbot.9040]

Love how both of the brother's have their own designated guardian figure its so good

[@H0wdy_Pardn3r]

23:15 "I don't die." .... Emizel... Buddy... Idk how to tell you this.

[@Totallysleepingrn]

I’m no where near caught up should I be worried?

[@kayt8258]

​@@Totallysleepingrnit's cause emizel technically 'died' at the beginning when he got bitten by the vampire

[@ic236]

I wish Shilo took the time to admire the ocean!

[@HoneyBeeO126]

I’m a little upset that the montage was just of them sitting in the car, but then I realized how much time it would take to draw all the backgrounds…

[@rustysaw1553]

If Grefgore dies I WILL.

[@raccoonzraccoon5703]

Deacon's so cool, bro did not have to visit and hang out with Shilo but he did

[@senritsujumpsuit6021]

Both duo is just daddy an his baby boy

[@f8breaker119]

Damn we getting so many father figures today!!!

[@arisoapi]

emizel became a vampire despite also biting the vampire that bit him, so i like to think that so- theo. that theo is also gonna (eventually) turn into a vampire like emizel cuz they bit each other at the same time :0

[@creative8180]

Vampire logic basically vampire drinks ur blood and you drink theirs it’s a transformation

[@MxMcGeeky]

I love Vampire Parent Trap

[@arrow_dynamic]

Love the calling shit with the phone. Immersion 100

[@bookworm3696]

Me in the comments of last episode: "wth did Shiloh do to Soda?" After watching the recap: "oh, yeah he dead."

[@blackyscrew6348]

“Gives Theo (soda) his blood” Never comes up again…

[@gamingwizard3296]

if emizel drank theos blood at the same time theo drank the vitae would he become a full vampire? that is how emizel got turned in the first place

[@kairoo8912]

I think it's only if the human loses a significant amount of blood, getting replaced with vitae? I'm not sure of the rules for this but I assume since Emizel was actively dying when he bit his syre that is why he got turned

[@enby-ralsei]

you have to have the mortal fully drained to turn them into a vampire, but it only requires a few drops of the vampires blood (according to the VTM manual)

[@WeatherReportsHat]

You have to be devoid of blood yourself and then be fed vitae to turn. Emizel's embrace was kind of inaccurate in its execution, but I forgive it because it was such a cool scene.

[@tentativegazer]

For some reason ive been listening The Sign a bunch recently so this episode really spoke to me

[@addieflotte9410]

It’s a good day when JRWI uploads

[@acegauthier2365]

Does this have to be a mini series? Cause I want 5 seasons and a movie

[@lukasc518]

why is soda addicted to emizels blood? is he gay?

[@lucasramey6427]

Vampire blood is an addictive substance in vampire the masquerade and its how vampires make temporary human thralls the mechanic is called Blood Bond if you're interested

[@koiroca1854]

yes but for unrelated reasons

[@FrejaW]

saving this for my 40-hours of flights tomorrow-tuesday :) v excited to listen to this tho

[@MorMorYahh]

PLEASE fix Theo… He needs Soda back☹️☹️☹️

[@thatonejester2878]

I haven’t been able to catch a premier in so long and I’m so mad omfg I’m going to listen to this immediately

[@crusherdust]

this is the first dnd podcast thing ive listened to after critical role and.... how are you guys so funny xD

[@forestventuredev8380]

JRWI fans get ready for fun

[@kittenoverdrive1964]

Ha ha funny premiere number Anyway- Patreon watcher here! Ya'll are in for a TREAT! All im gonna say is.. as usual, dont watch/listen to this somewhere you need to keep a straight face hehe.. enjoy ze suckening

[@derpyderp8559]

For some reason my bird mango loves to listen to this episode in particular

[@dummy_ren9069]

Why do I feel like Emizel vaguely looks like Ryuji here???

[@octolingo1892]

Oh he totally does!! I never noticed that before

[@bonbtw9564]

who is ryuji

[@octolingo1892]

@@bonbtw9564 he’s a character in the game persona 5!

[@Autistic_CLAWZZ_alt]

I feel like the quote "Orgasmic" feeling when being bit (according to the book) I feel like thats gonna power some fanfic authors

[@crocmanawsome]

Sorry gang, I'm late. Today I ate: Cereal, candy, one candy cane chips, and of course I drank Coca-Cola. Edit: shit, I haven't eaten actual food. Also sorry I was late, I was playing MW :(

[@SageEndy]

Justice for grefgore

[@TherapistBoughtFromWish]

Warning: this is long 😅 Fellas hear me out. What if Deacon could be like the father Shilo never had. His father seems to have been getting the milk these past episodes, so why not really. Like I don't expect much, even some kind of advice from Deacon to Shilo is nice. (and very realistic) Especially since Deacon is a literal sheriff, I think he has his morals sorted enough to tell him the rights and wrongs of the city and folk that is LA. Since he needs to protect Shilo, I think atleast Shilo getting a little more attached than he should be, would fit his "naive" and innocent personality alot! Finally having a person that allows him stuff, that his mother or other castle members wouldn't even consider, defintely would seem like a privilage to Shilo he'd rather not lose so quickly. Deacon on the other hand knows to not get attached. However since he'll have to spend lots time with Shilo and make sure he learn more about this society, so there's little doubt he wouldn't find Shilo's innocence to be something which doesn't need protecting. Tbh idk why I wrote all this, I think it's obivous that a somewhat father-son relationship will happen to the two. Guess I just wanna make sure people actually considered this!

[@kochi_suicidal2770]

THEY BE FEEDING US

[@SeizuristicWoolfe]

As a patreon watcher, this episode SUCKS

[@cactieythecactus]

As a non-patreon watcher, this episode will be a BANGER

[@TheTruepanther]

Honestly it's a almost a EGGcellent episode. Wait wrong pun.

[@noahhern1400]

These comments have got me DEAD🧛

[@cloudstress]

I get It guys it's like a vampire joke

[@byrontheusurper6505]

NOT THE CUMPIRE

[@DirtOfMars]

I don't care how early I have to wake up man, I need to watch this ASAP

[@Lummox874]

Everything in this video is completely accurate and realistic to an average day in las Angeles, second in realism is DOOM eternal.

[@CamelCraft_]

please give soda his soda back

[@Anoski_Domain]

Emizel being my favorite oh my god 53:59

[@lunaramber1153]

FUCK YEAH I love the suckening

[@bluejellie]

does anyone know what tier you have to be on patreon to watch this when it goes exclusive?

[@drew1062]

I think just the first Tier ($5) you get access to all exclusive campaigns

[@bluejellie]

@@drew1062 that’s what i was hoping!! thank you so much

[@octolingo1892]

Yup, the 5$ tier!

[@maxthex1717]

Sadly, it appears Void has been neglected to be fed.

[@reekill_playlists]

Judging from the Patreon comments, we're all incredibly fucked

[@frightknight2717]

This intro was straight up from a Meat Canyon Video

[@bogeys]

I feel like this episode is going to suck /ref

[@ckeiiw]

would the jrwi boys ever release the suckening eps as irl ones instead of the art /gen?

[@redalien5073]

40:20 this is for me

[@Farne536]

This is as good as blood from a nice ripe juicy delicious nicely aged human. But unless I'm mistaken this isn't on spotify yet...

[@beetlejamie]

BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE!!!

[@ramsanders6941]

If theirs any video of that intro i dont think the world is ready for it

[@justayeet5905]

As a Patreon watcher: just wait for next episode dude I fricjing wish there was video of some of the bits but it would definitely break everything

[@pug5719]

As a Patreon watcher, I haven’t recovered from the noises that violated my eardrums in this episode. Definitely would recommend!

[@Habitsss]

Im so confused by the comments ! is the rest of the series patreon exclusive , or does patreon get the episodes early? Because all I know is they're on break until the 13th. Someone please lmk asappp

[@jadefang2222]

There should be two more episodes that will be public from what was last said, since they said the first 5 episode of the Suckening is the entirety of the first arc. So you have two episodes before the only way to finish it will be to subscribe to the patreon. As a bonus perk for patrons at the moment (until the rest of the campaign goes patreon exclusive), we're getting to listen new episodes before you do. For example, we're sitting with episode 4 of the Suckening right now, so we're one episode ahead. (and obligatory mention here episode 4 is so good. like oh my god it was crazy.)

[@Delta350]

what was the point of setting up the whole slompound and then not filming any of it ;o;

[@kaity4956]

blesseth be

[@sadiorade]

wait what happened to grefgore??? D:

[@tinorandom]

this episode was so silly

[@LimosusMortuus]

THAT IS GONNA BE FIRE

[@ic236]

more misadventures of shilo! 🏞🌭

[@pumpkinheadc]

i came here because im still coping after episode 4 (no i will not explain)

[@Nixahma]

Ep4 is up already? I decided to watch the youtube vids for the visuals but isn't there just a few days between patreon and yt?

[@pumpkinheadc]

@@Nixahma episode 4 is up for patreon! (no visual) and oh man…its a doozy…👍😭

[@AJ-yi7qk]

Anyone know where some of the background music in this is from or where we can listen to it? Particularly from 1:16:52? Bc it sounds soooooo cool

[@maxandcheeese]

WOAHHH THIS SCENE IS GAY

[@maxncheese707]

as a non patreon watcher, I have hate in my heart because Im not able to watch this whole series.

[@aergerje]

we're in the same boat here

[@rudabaga]

i am so ready

[@felixisfruity]

HIS TITTIES OH MY GOD

[@mars4480]

THEYRE BACK.

[@ducc7876]

as a patreon watcher, i have not seen this yet

[@nikotikkat]

Slimesuckle... ...

[@BubbleBearss]

I’m very excited

[@cinnamonbakery]

SUUUUUUCKK DAYYYYY

[@maxe_mini]

Funniest ep so far genuinely

[@hennners]

Arthur gives off ffx auron vibes

[@Dianrune]

1:45:00 notes for myself

[@marlmt]

Its joever

[@crusherdust]

wait but shouldnt soda be a regular vampire if they drank each others blood

[@AmalgamOfMrMoo]

nuh uh

[@maddyp2571]

made me want a chilli dog from sonic 😂

[@Mr.Taco1111]

That was the worst intro I've ever heard. Thank you.

[@PIKETOOTH005]

Is it just me, or does the reoccurring cat remind me of Kuroneko from Trigun?

[@maxandcheeese]

how long is inbetween each post?? like how long until the next episode :3 /genq

[@Yellow_petunia]

@@personperson6133i thought it was 5? ik rn they aren't posting here or on the pattern though cos they r on break till the 14th (have pattern btw)

[@jadefang2222]

​@@personperson6133No, it's 5. They're just on break at the moment for the holidays, giving their team and themselves time off of work. On the 13th the 4th episode will be uploaded. Teams just taking a break.

[@COFFEE-wi8pk]

NO MAMES

[@thatoneguy4489]

wait 35:50 are those windows tinted?

[@littlegaybee.]

what the fuck is this opening bit