Ep 110: Colin Quinn & Joe's Pizza

Colin Quinn brings peeves and enjoys some Joe's Pizza with Mark Normand and Sam Morril. Mark comes in late after FAA grounds flights and he travels back from South Africa for his honeymoon. He may be getting divorced after this trip. If you're in NYC, go see Colin's new one man show/comedy special "Small Talk" tickets available now at: www.colinquinn... or here: ci.ovationtix....
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[@jacchapman8065]

Colin taking the garnish off his drink immediately got me good

[@kjnewell7243]

Tossed it on the pizza box 😂

[@BC_816]

Kingly

[@IW-wj3li]

A real man

[@AgendaInMind]

Colin is an idiot about health thinking statins are vitamins. My husband and I are both older than him and don’t take nor need statins which have a side effect of Alzheimer’s. What a simp.

[@Ottophil]

Garnishes are for the bartender. Not me. I always tell them I tip more if they forget it

[@jimkelly7908]

Leaving the Mrs. at the airport. Mark’s never gonna hear the end of that.

[@jonny_codphilo7809]

waiting for baggage with the baggage or friends pizza and laughter? ..................... COMEDY!

[@manny_1]

his future ex wife is not a happy camper

[@andrestein6022]

Gonna be a remark every year on the anniversary lol YOU LOVE HIM MORE THAN ME DON'T YOU?!?!? lol

[@askmemum]

@@jonny_codphilo7809 Mrs. Kevin Hart will be fine, she’s a strong broad

[@douglopez4861]

Bros before

[@brianpulizzano]

I'm just glad that after 30ish years of watching Colin Quinn, I can finally understand 99% of what he says. Great ep y'all! Shout out to your amazing team that brightens up my Sunday nights on the West Coast with this pod!

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Our pleasure!

[@juniperjennifer]

Agreed.🔥

[@dpclerks09]

I loves me some ol' mush mouth comedy.

[@johnbrogan3969]

Haven't see Colin this engaged since the O&A days, great rap with the boys!!

[@ebscoHOSTpub]

bc ur probably close to his age now

[@RustOnWindows]

Damn salute! Tough crowd is one of best shows ever made, just showing off comedians being quick on the spot like giraldo & Patrice

[@Garrett1240]

I’m having intense nostalgia thinking about being a teenager and watching tough crowd at night!

[@brentforte5950]

I still watch it . seen it before but still makes me laugh..

[@HlifeRomania91]

Oh please bring it back just hilarious

[@APAL880]

I watch it on KZbin all the time. There's a playlist of a ton of episodes.

[@dinibo]

Colin Quinn is legitimately the best vibe. He should absolutely do more pods.

[@2770escobar2770]

stfu Colin said 5 different words this whole podcast. WOWWW GREAT BEING STANDOFFISH ON A PODCAST IT IS SOOOO HILARIOUS

[@eduardoromero-mr9zo]

​@@2770escobar2770plpp

[@Gu1d-0]

@@2770escobar2770 Headbut a wall sir

[@smoh7793]

​@2770escobar2770 you need help lmao

[@ZeroESG.goopootoob]

The best around, by far.

[@chewie1644]

Mark auditioning as an actor needs to be added to whatever movie script Sam and Mark are working on 😂😂😂😊

[@ZeroESG.goopootoob]

It amazes me at how creepy it is to see and hear Mark Normand in schtick persona for table talk.

[@mike9795]

I love Colin. Nothing makes me happier then listening to him trash someone. Colin, norm and Dave attell the three top comedians of there generation that don’t get nearly enough respect

[@scottmckenzie6267]

Colin is a national treasure. Best guest so far.

[@ZeroESG.goopootoob]

Hear, hear!

[@dosesandmimoses]

Colin Quinn is a master at combining history and comedy!

[@zootsoot2006]

Yeah so cool!

[@jonnygranville281]

The MSSP with him talking Vietnam was great

[@HlifeRomania91]

No one does it better then Colin.

[@CP-uw3kj]

his movie and book recommendations are always 10/10

[@dosesandmimoses]

@@CP-uw3kj no shi*t? Where can I find them- or which ones does he recommend? I’m always looking for new movies and literary material to nom nom!

[@Anthony-ti2it]

First glance at thumbnail no thought you guys had Arnold Schwarzenegger on 😂

[@murrynathan]

Arnold Shortzenegger!

[@vannawhitesbabbydaddy9390]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dimtillon]

@Anthony it’s 2023. You’re supposed to say African American……..

[@deanzOOO]

@@murrynathan Shortzenegger? I call him Kevin Hart

[@skyluke9476]

Somehow I can understand this Arnold even less.

[@andrewdigilormo6463]

Great episode! One of my favorites. You guys are so good! It’s like the PGA. These guys are good. The absolute best! Thank you!

[@jackr8847]

3 great comedians!! Can’t wait for the new Quinn hour!

[@gtube1477]

Is your father gay?

[@indieguy103]

Colin Quinn is perfect guest for you guys, the chemistry is so good

[@thomasschweda5104]

Colin is the Godfather of New York comedians.

[@jonny_codphilo7809]

a good title he deserves

[@father3dollarbill]

Atell too, right

[@automaticwriting4220]

@@father3dollarbill Yes and yes. Lol I think Dave Attell leans more into the umbrella of the “Jimmy Hoffa” more than “Godfather”.

[@stanleyfranks9891]

"Colin is the Frank Sinatra, He is our Leader!! We All Bow Down To Colin" Patrice

[@cloudbloom]

Colin is so cool just being around people he likes, even if Mark gets clearly uncomfortable with so much shoulder touching it's still a sign of endearment🤣 love the chemistry and friendship on display here, there's no elitism from Colin. Good shit folks!

[@cloudbloom]

@viewer only on his terms, and it is always gay

[@tennisCharlzz]

@viewer And belches a lot!

[@robertedwards9861]

haha true. you can tell mark wants to touch him back but stops short every time lol

[@tennisCharlzz]

@@robertedwards9861 He has some level of comfort. Mark says he's OK with gay folks and even people have said he wants to be gay or Jewish, but he doesn't indulge himself.

[@cloudbloom]

@@kgthoughts it's "you're'ms't've" there pal🤣🤣🤣💅🏼💅🏼😎

[@juniperjennifer]

My world stopped when Sam said “They price gouged… and I’ll never f-ing forget it” 😂

[@nickp440]

Showing his true jew colors

[@steveescher1554]

Then goes on to say they remained open during a blackout by using a gas generator haha that would cost a fortune to do, so I don't think they were. They were costing 55 dollars to make haha

[@APAL880]

@@nickp440 He should hold bankers to the same standards.

[@caseyfreelove4458]

You two with Colin is absolute joy for the listeners. Thanks for the laughs boys.

[@blairkelly727]

Loved this one. So obvious Colin thinks the world of you guys.

[@FM-pr1ht]

Colin loves Mark, lots of touching

[@jonnydaly3939]

I hope Colin starts doing podcasts more often. I loved him in the O&A days

[@a_badali]

His appearance on Shane Gillis' podcast was great

[@ZeroESG.goopootoob]

I also!

[@GhastlyCretin]

"Bob Kelly went to LA a handsome Italian and came back a fat Mexican" - Colin Quinn.

[@FM-pr1ht]

An All-Time Line😂

[@jerrysanchez7039]

Keith Robinson said that about bobby kelly aka ruby fu

[@GhastlyCretin]

@@jerrysanchez7039 Ah damn, I'm getting mixed up then. My bad.

[@jerrysanchez7039]

@@GhastlyCretin That's right ima super fan Come correct muthafucka tss tss

[@ThePsps1]

Marks a good friend always trying to make his close ones smile

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

Colin Quinn: a gentleman and a scholar.

[@mwara2444]

Colin Quinn is such an astute studier of sociology, anthropology and history merged into one.

[@elvislives6574]

Colin Quinn !!! .... what a great guest !!! ....... an American comedy icon !!! ..... and a great guy too

[@dpclerks09]

I'm repeating myself, but only because I really mean it, but, the way that y'all have such an organic rapport with Legends like Colin, Attell, etc. is so refreshing and entertaining. Y'all are the perfect torchbearers, deservedly so, for the future of Standup Comedy. 🙏🙌💪

[@JCR2051]

I “like” every Ep. I watch. But I never comment on any…but THIS episode was g*dam legendary! Colin is must-see TV, I just can’t stop listening when he gets going. 😂 Cheers boys, another great episode!

[@enzorocha2977]

38:50 'Try' in acting was explained to me in sports analogy, namely, basketball. You have your instructions from the coach and you try to execute them. But what if your defender tries to stop you, say, by suddenly standing in front of you? You adjust without thinking. Instinctively, you run past him or failing that, you push. Anything to try and lose them. If instead you stop and list in your head things you ought to do, you lose. "Oh, they're in my way. Is it a foul if I push him hard? What if I do a shimmy, will that shake him?" etc. That's the 'try,' when you overthink the moment, instead of moving. In acting, that would be like, "it's a dramatic scene, I'm receiving terrible news, do I make a face? Like, really frown? Cover my mouth? Oh, I'll do this on top of that!" and that's when people say, "you're trying" as in "trying to look shock or saddened, instead of actually being shocked and then sad."

[@stephanemignot100]

"that's a guaranteed laugh", sneak attack from Mark! :) So true.

[@kingoftheseamusic]

Quinn is a genius. Loved his latest few specials.

[@aniketsakpal]

This is the best episode, elapsing Simon Rex ep. Godfather of NY comedy Father Quinn, Late incoming of Mark, inside comedy, advice on acting, peeves, recs and wisdom in comedy. Colin Quinn is the best.

[@SimonTB_27]

WMBD is instant watch, especially with guests like this.

[@gtube1477]

Is your father gay?

[@robertgilmore7190]

12 minutes in and this is the best episode due to Colin Quinn and legit Movie recommendations…and then walks in Mark with the sorts coat. Cheers! 🍻

[@MrJj113]

What are the movie names he says I couldn’t understand him??

[@APAL880]

@@MrJj113 The Long Good Friday (1980) was one of them.

[@John8Overfiend]

This episode is so New York, I love it. I wish I had randomly ran into Colin, Patrice, Big Jay and Kevin Hart hooping at 1am, so much fun. This episode was like a nice warm everything bagel with cream cheese and lox…so comforting. This pod just keeps getting better and better

[@TL2354]

That’s the most disgusting bagel I’ve ever heard of

[@chilliLRK]

Ok calm down Jew

[@Garrett1240]

I’ve loved this guy since tough crowd!

[@Ottophil]

He was killin it on SNL before that!

[@GaiaMisery]

And remote control ,

[@prspider2003]

The most New York episode ever. Famous New York comedian eating delicious looking New York 🍕 !!! Made me miss my hometown 😢

[@SparkySINN]

18:18 Mark arrives early but also totally late 😹

[@t1nma5k22]

Colin Quinn is One of the Godfathers of The New York Comedy Scene alongside Dave Attell.

[@juniperjennifer]

Collin Quin…must be one of the most underrated. His smart comedy made a big impression on me back in the day. So looking forward to this ep🎉 TY

[@ebscoHOSTpub]

I love how much Colin loves Jim Norton. Mentions him 20 minutes in and starts shitting on him and praising him at the same time lmfao

[@ebscoHOSTpub]

Also, I understand why O&A would constantly have to tell him to talk into the mic. He loves to move away from it, unintentionally

[@TheMattForbes]

The Mighty Quinn!!

[@bobjr4502]

I love that Mark’s peeve is math! Lol😂

[@KevinApril121961]

He's gotta be more than slightly autistic. I'm surprised he didn't double down on 24 hour military time versus am / pm.

[@dmauro100]

I got his point… Sam & Colin didn’t seem to at all

[@muttbull]

29:23 - Normand’s a real-life, Bobby Boucher 😂

[@robf.6273]

Colin’s “you never go full United” and Sam’s “too casual…ya know” were so casually hilarious. These guys are fucking snipers, can’t wait to see Sam later this month out here in Vegas!

[@S.J.L]

Two of my favorites & one of their friends. You decide who's who. In all seriousness, cheers to you guys for having Colin on, he's on my Mt. Rushmore. Bring the next special Colin, no theme this time, as great as those are, just three chords & the truth.

[@mwara2444]

Wow, we've got old. I remember when he was on remote control on MTV

[@peterm6179]

For Real.

[@juniperjennifer]

😅

[@the1only467]

Colin is such a classic comedian. Love him.

[@LittleDinkens]

listened this morning at 5 am after my cats woke me up, went to the gym in the cold winter morning.. one of the top pod's I've heard in a while! I love Col !

[@tomsevcik1792]

Sam and Colin know the right way to eat Pizza lol. Besides letting it sit for 40min

[@stasonmason7264]

cold za is the best!

[@dmauro100]

Chewing in the microphone is 1 of my biggest peeves though… had to fast forward

[@KingRaider74]

I loved Colin on Pete Holmes show Crashing when he and Wayne Federman( Marks long lost uncle) were talking about how if you are killing really hard you’re doing something really Hacky! It was funny as hell!

[@thesnapperlapper2559]

Mark being late was so funny, can’t wait to see that get copied. Died when Sam bit off the Bodega Cat top. Collin Quinn put on a Master Class! But the OPEN PIZZA BOX staring at me all EP was pure torture

[@TL2354]

You died? Oh man, hope you Rest in Peace

[@spencerdunn6933]

Didn't expect that dynamic between Mark and Colin. A surprising treat.

[@artprep2547]

Hats off to Normand, I started this pod and had something come up. A day later, getting back into it and after about 15 minutes I remembered Marc, JUST got off a plane from South Africa.

[@SlayerTomentor]

Hell yeah!!! I got stupid excited when I saw he was gonna be on.

[@darkhorse306]

O&A got me reading your sentence like - "I got excited stupid was going to be on."

[@HlifeRomania91]

Love love Colin Quinn he is the absolute best and a lot of his shows from years ago still stand up. I know he hates podcasts but thanks so much for making an exception.

[@Matt61268]

"Oh you do imitations". 😂. What a great Ep ! Thanks, boys !

[@JeffNixonComedy]

Been binging O&A all week, glad to have these pods around to try to fill some big shoes

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Good stuff

[@corpsefoot758]

O&A were the weakest part of their own shows, so I’m not exactly sure what you’re missing out on

[@upsetduck7566]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod Heeeeyyy...Get Kevin Brennan on the show...

[@flx0011]

@@corpsefoot758 cumia is funnier than most working comedians

[@corpsefoot758]

@@flx0011 The funniest thing about Cumia is his hair-trigger disgust of black people LMAO Stay simple

[@chrisscornerx3]

Colin's face when Mark says buckle up fatty

[@tommader1401]

This might be my favorite episode from these guys. Ever. Great conversation.

[@themillzman420]

I just went to Sam's show in OKC and it didn't disappoint. I was dying laughing the whole time. Keep up the good work, you 2 are my favorite younger comedians that's out right now

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

hahaha Colin's face as Mark rags on clocks! hahaha. quarter to 7 is the time, you queef!!!

[@alexbaisch7618]

“You never go full United” .. niiiice one Papa Quinn💪🏻

[@poppaboppa6000]

"A Confederacy of Dunces" is the funniest book I've ever read. Thanks Colin

[@APAL880]

Colin is a national treasure.

[@ltsgoyanks]

"You wanted a peeve...I'm giving you one!" Colin's the best.

[@johndoe09876]

34:39 for the 🍕 reveal 😋 39:35 nom-nom-nom 43:38 to skip the chewing on mic (for the people that get bothered by it)

[@thefpvyawthority8106]

I didn’t know I couldn’t handle it until today Thanks

[@stanleyfranks9891]

You enjoy those Chews and Chomps you water moccasin's!! Your lucky Colin Blessed you with his feeding.... Ungrateful!!

[@happycampa9622]

Thankyou for the weekly awkward hug I’m addicted to, love you guys!! ❤

[@et0363]

Colin is the king of having the listener finish his sentences

[@erikfrankfurt4650]

Thank you, Sam, for making the whole recording available. You could have just waited for Mark, but I enjoyed the beginning trash talk and banter.

[@mikebrown1500]

Laurie Kilmartin had an amazing joke about Colin on the Jim Norton Roast, she said her time writing jokes for Colin was so easy, because most of them end the same "What?, Nothing?!"

[@olmelcrios8495]

DONT U DARE SAY IT!!dont u dare say it!!!DONT U DARE SAY THAT HIS MOTHA IS A WHØRE 😭😂😂😂😂

[@pearsequigley1092]

When it's 6.45pm it's a quarter to seven ya qweef. Lol love the pod

[@bitethebook7650]

You better get a good night sleep tonight. Hahah so awesome. Love Colin

[@Siggy_Sour]

Night at the Roxbury is LEGEND

[@dreamcyclevancouver]

I totally got what Colin was saying' about doing impersonations or auditioning. I used to do this laugh of my dear old boss Eugene Yao in Toronto. He'd stomp his foot, through his head back put his hand to his belly & just bellow out ' HAH ! ' - It had a certain tone to it that was kinda squeaky & I could make that note. If I did the motions just right & nailed his timing it would just be perfect & the joke would kill. But while I'm doing the impersonation, in the exact moment I'd have this tremendous feeling of joy & for a brief second feel as though - I was him - & that's what made it work. What's funny is that I'm a big white dude & he was a short Chinese man. Eugene was a good friend to me & a teacher. Rest well.

[@76blackwidow]

Thank you so much, this was a treat!

[@hughedunn1653]

Just watched the episode and it was one of my favorites. I appreciate how much well deserved respect Sam and Mark have for Colin. I watched Sexy Beast when it came out but I'll definitely give it a re-watch. Keep up the good work!!

[@MultiBluedog123]

Ray Lewis and the news 😂😂 what a band that would be

[@stevenkoudanis5238]

I love Collins voice reminds me of a coworker i had minus the pill and cigarette addiction

[@KingdomMbuso]

A big fan of the show, from South Africa 🇿🇦 had to comment after I heard my country being mentioned (even in passing) 🤣

[@peterm6179]

I remember when Chipotle opened a spot on St. Marks Place across from Kim's, it was all over .I feel you Quinn

[@jmsm7560]

So excited for this.

[@John-k8k9q]

"Have you seen the Lakers at the Lakers games?!?" Fucking hilarious.

[@dylanemeraldgrey]

"Analog means hands." You gotta love comedians. Smart guys who never paid attention in school.

[@SirBagelsFGR]

Mark comes in at 18:55

[@jackmegalemusic]

Mark does EXACTLY what Colin didn’t want him to do and exposes Fred Stoller’s cameo price 🤣🤣

[@Beechwood.Barber]

Marks watch going off not even 5 min in 😂😂

[@tigerlily9981]

😂

[@kneelanb1]

I’ve seen Colin a ton downtown and it’s never enough. See you at the Lucille Lortel!! ❤❤

[@zipfer30]

Great ep. Colin is a legend

[@doctor86gonzo]

This is a magical fuckin podcast. Nothing but pure love. And btw…. Half past or to anything, or quarter of “7” is getting a little dicey…. I feel ya Mark ✊

[@nonovyobiznez3735]

Thanks Mark for making it you guys are a great pair it wasn't the same.

[@_..-.._..-.._]

Mark the coach seat king. 16 hour flight? COACH.

[@lumin3370]

Colin! Much love ❤

[@Nater187]

Okay we need the full Sherrod choking out Normand story

[@GhastlyCretin]

He has a history of assaulting other comics. And he's not funny or likeable in the slightest.

[@robertedwards9861]

indeed we do

[@cincinatus90]

@@GhastlyCretin Yup, way to be a stereotype Sherrod!

[@yugiFTWf666]

Thank you for this one!

[@faiiiryriiing]

That Mark Normand is such a card 😂

[@ryanortiz7293]

Kudos to Mr. Quinn for being able to sit like that at his age. He’s quite the flexible geriatric.

[@Jmb93-w1w]

The fact you're impressed by that makes me assume you're an unhealthy slob.

[@vannawhitesbabbydaddy9390]

God Bless You My Brothers! Love you Guys! Love the Show! 🙏✝️👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@floydzeppland]

I think mark is talking about this line "back alley tunisian knife fighter" From Colin to Anthony Cumia😂 kzbin.info/www/bejne/nGqUhaxve5eKorc happens at 5:15 in this clip

[@PearlDrumsHead]

When Colin starts talking about Fallon and Mark responds “it’s a guaranteed laugh” all I can see is that dumbass cringe laugh Jimmy does. Great ep. boys 👏🏻👏🏻

[@tonypine3434]

yeah that didn't clock that zinger

[@Zaandick]

Nil by Mouth is a great rec. It's beyond gritty. Great performances all round.

[@andreatrives7887]

Hey! Maybe you can help me. Colin says "there's a movie from England called something something" I cannot understand what title he is saying no matter how many times I replay. It sounds like East is East but I don't think that's it.

[@Zaandick]

@@andreatrives7887 it is east is east.