Were Your Teachers INSPIRATIONAL? - This Wine Tastes Like Crap #37

[@timtam20292]

“I was looking at a boiler” 😂😂

[@jennbott9267]

"He chose to say it wasn't an accident, it was a goal." Oh, I'm dying!!! Lmao!!! I had only one teacher who made any sort of impact on me: My freshman year history teacher, Mr. Simmons. He would tell us the dirty historical secrets our textbooks refused to relinquish. He made history amazingly fun and interesting. He died quite young, in his mid 40's. Very sad I was never able to thank him.

[@sarcastically_me285]

I’m pretty new here. I saw the furniture video when it went viral but just found your channel after the John parody. You are absolutely hilarious and I haven’t laughed at videos like this in a long time. Just been binge watching your this wine tastes like crap videos all morning and wanted to tell you that you’re great and I’m so glad to have found your channel, especially since seasonal depression is kicking my ass already, I needed the laughs, thank you! Sending my❤️ from Chicago.

[@carriehelenmurray1563]

Sarcastically_me Exactly how I got here too!! lol I highly recommend Wendigo Solutions after this. Watched them all in one evening and I have no regrets.

[@Novympia]

Thank you darling, welcome

[@girlfromthegraveyard]

8:44 "i was looking at a boiler." MAAM HOW DO YOU MAKE THAT MISTAKE? thats literally the funniest thing ive ever heard-

[@david_zau]

CAN YOU IMAGINE OLYMPIA IN THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT?????? I would literally pay 300$ to watch the shit out of it.

[@lisa-sz8jj]

Ooh new vid idea 😁

[@dylanbamford2434]

Fuck, you blast the stories and shade so damn fast, I cant recover. I swear, I did not stop wheezing with laughter the whole time, thought I was going to pass out.

[@scaryclarey654]

For real. Maybe it's the wine in this one. I laughed through all of it, especially Peter Pan and the teacher with the spark-shooting "magic" baton. 😂

[@mbr7156]

had captions turned on... the line "i'm very autumnal today" was captioned " i'm a very old tunnel today" BITCH, I"M DEAD!!

[@steeliahmann3276]

I had two teachers i liked. My biology teacher was the nicest person ever and made basically every lesson into a game. And my drama teacher was the first person i came out to and she really encouraged my makeup wearing. On the flipside my headmaster was ruthlessly homophobic and fought with me every day to take my makeup off (back then it was smudgey eyeliner) and i rarely got bullied from other students but his bullying pushed me to quit school. Like he proper robbed me. So the day i quit i put on a full face of black metal corpsepaint and stormed into his office laid out all my feelings (calling him a cunt multiple times) then left.

[@Novympia]

oh WELL DONE I WISH I HAD DONE THAT

[@znyznyzny]

legendary

[@ashleyhicks4910]

I'm just loving the beanie an flannel button up😍 Makeup always on point. Gorgeous as always😘 Love you Olympia💜

[@mjwc97]

Currently I'm in college and I legitimately find my theatre history teacher inspiring. She genuinely cares about teaching the subject and she's gone through some rough stuff recently but is still able to teach so well. I want to feel the same way about my career as she does hers

[@coydiva]

At first, I thought emmymadeinjapan was saying, "Icky Nicki Minaj"

[@xlovur]

oh fuck, a thoroughly relatable British school experience

[@IDEKaaaaaaaagh]

I had three teachers over the years that would go out of their way to bully me because I have a maths disability. The one teacher I DID like, was also a bit of an arse who, rather than attempting to soothe a child that was struggling through an abusive home life, chose to say "life gets worse." I mean, they weren't wrong, but, thanks.

[@jade.nicole13]

My head teacher has no clue what he is doing and he showed up a week late when he was meant to start straight after the summer holidays, he has no emotion whatsoever 😂

[@addymartin9952]

@11:36 ooooh spoon.... I’m crying laughing❤️😭

[@sumguy52]

My art teacher was a sleaze bag who kept talking about what he would do to Kylie Minogue....I fucking loved it.

[@lchap619]

Your sense of humor is EVERYTHING! And you are gorgeous! Amazing drag queen skills! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[@thegaywriter]

Legit, some of the 'fake' names and descriptions match teachers in my highschool. 😂

[@sewell2777]

Are we not gonna talk about how lit that Nightwish rendition was

[@babydolphin2423]

Sewell 27 spam fajita 👅

[@ophelias4172]

"What does EmmymadeinJapan say? Taky Ass!" I laughed way to much on that one.

[@AnneOnymaus]

Jesus H Christ you look gorgeous, Lympie! That makeup is perfection. I wish you would do more 'serious' singing: that voice is too good to waste. This may be my favourite TWTLC: so many great lines. I can't believe the audacity of that teacher outing you: tis a shame you didn't have some scathing comeback, but such is life. Love you 😘

[@GreenEyezz23]

I'm late to the game but damn you're funny!!! I'm laughing so hard I've actually gagged watching your videos.

[@aten21]

Send it to Africa. (I choked in disgust and hilarity). Love you both. From Chester. Gafaaw. X

[@trashcanchic]

Binging all your videos and you're gonna make me laugh so hard my anus prolapses❤😂

[@NussyBeth]

This video assured me that I, a 24 year old woman, dress just like Olympia. I LOVE THAT GODDAMN TREE, and i pretty much dress and accessorize in the same way. I even used to do my makeup very similarly in my teen years. Im kind of proud of that cause i think you have great taste (why wouldnt i, its the same one).

[@kathrynblack9022]

The way you pronounced Emmy’s words is the pronunciation I will always and forevermore use when toasting. 💜 🥂

[@tedoymisojos]

No teacher of mine was inspiring either. In college some professors were.. very competent, but no one was inspiring.

[@sarahwithstars]

I had two teachers who changed my life. So you know what, I KEPT THEM! I'm thirty and they are still in my life and I talk to them weekly and see them for coffee or lunch every 1-2 months. They were special enough to keep in my life.

[@SombreroPharoah]

I'll never forget my middle school math teacher. He was so friendly. Overtly so even. That said, my High School History teacher Mr. Troy wrote some amazing books on serial killers. Though our science teacher got arrested. Let's just say. I thought I was too young. But his computer said I was over age. Shame really...

[@pricekay7630]

I have a art teacher who is pretty short so and one of my p.e teacher lifted him in class one day...... So.... Just everyone ships them now

[@pauljohns3081]

Love the dots between the brows - India - Fusion. I reviewed the Hollywood Drag Con trip videos - captivating (as I was when you did a tour of your home a couple of years ago).

[@hollymorrisonmystery6030]

This series keeps me alive

[@clumsybugg]

I applaud you on starting your video off with 'Sleeping Sun' because I swear I've never met or watched another person who knows that song or who Nightwish is and it's frustrating😤

[@thisisjaylife]

Hahaha nightwish. Loves it!

[@theembersinside1420]

This is exactly why I'm sad this series is over. 😝 And that lip color!😍 Binging ur videos is literally saving me from my debilitating depression. 💜💜💜💜💜

[@VanMorgue]

Best one. I cried and screamed from laughing. You’re such a gem, MISS OLYMPIA 💎 💕

[@jeffyoung4078]

In 6th grade a girl was teasing me because I sounded like a girl when I talked, and straight up asked me if I like boys or girls. So the teacher kicked her out of the class and apologized to me.

[@24Nik92]

Master! Apprentice! I loveeee you Olympia you’re so funny 😂 my new favourite channel. So happy I discovered it!

[@matthodgkins5368]

I am a year 1 teacher! Hopefully I'm inspirational... probably not :')

[@MidnightCity089]

I had an art teacher in school and if you didn't have a pencil she made you give her your shoe, for a pencil. Then she would give your shoe back at the end of lesson.

[@almosttogether1776]

Thank u so much for this vid I am binge watching your vids but this hands down has to be the the best video of the week I haven't laughed so much in weeks been having a painful few weeks its 3.15am on a Saturday morning love you guys so much your so underrated. Xx for u both

[@HelloNewMoon]

Hahahahaha I really PRAY Emmy MIJ has seen this!

[@davidbellx5018]

REST IN POLE 😂 congratulations you just made my lockdown experience x10 better ❤️

[@rosiefrancis-rogerson4508]

I know this is an old video but I'm watching it! I remember once you were talking about hanging out in carshalton, I'm from Sutton! I know carshalton and Wallington and that area super well. I think I might know what boys grammar school you went to! Did you ever hang out in Sutton? I think we're a similar age and I don't know if you were an 'alternative' teenager but I was and we used to all hang out at the bandstand on Sutton high street haha we thought we were super coooool xx

[@theonlyziggyrichards]

I had a maths teacher my first year of high school who was an absolute ass! Two weeks after my dad passing away he and my first class back he said I should be over that by now because I didn't hand in any homework...

[@LivSoulfully]

New here from your Emilia fart video and I’m obsessed !

[@Tmsr1632]

Same

[@tre14321]

I can't believe you watch emmymadeinjapan, that made my day

[@scaryclarey654]

I had a few horrible teachers, including one homophobic male grade school teacher who beat the living shite out of my lifelong gay bestie. He took a brief leave but kept his job teaching 6th graders. Fortunately, though, we had several very inspiring teachers, including our English, Humanities and Journalism teacher who inspired us to become writers. Clearly, Olympia, you made the most of the education you got. There are loads of smart people who could never be funny. But funny people are nearly always very smart, creative, talented and clever. ❤

[@NotTheVibe]

LMFAO @ EMMYMADEINJAPAN reference yass hahahahaha

[@wendythomson8440]

Yes same here in Australia school was crap

[@ishouldntexist]

I like to think that Emmy made in Japan is saying "please dont let me die"

[@QueenBRK]

‘Is that like when I make a fajita and put spam in it?’ 😭😭😭😂😂😂

[@lukehollis432]

I unfortunately also went to another all boys grammar rugby shitter. It’s pretty much the same as you described today. Except I did have some decent teachers to get me through it, thank god 🙌🏻

[@andrbrad]

I had two art teachers in high school: one was the worst teacher I ever had, the other was the best teacher I ever had. Funny that.

[@carriehelenmurray1563]

You’re the most enchanting raconteur 😍 I’d read the hell out of your autobiography after this trip down memory lane.

[@cooperlynn6882]

I have never laughed this hard during a KZbin video! 😂

[@sarahwithstars]

It was the nightwish opener that got me xxxx

[@lindsayschultz3816]

I am a teacher. I love you. I love this

[@beautoxxbeautoxx]

OMG! You are hilarity embodied...in a bland Sauvignon Blanc, but better humour and not as dry. Love your vids! So glad I found you!!! ❤❤❤

[@zyx362]

I missed the whole end of the video because I kept laughing about bunionnnn 😂😂

[@samanthaaiello]

I know I’m late to this, but I’m relatively new here. My only inspirational teacher was my band teacher in Junior High. He loved what he did. He called people out on their bullshit, but he was also friendly and kind. The teacher that has control of their class the entire time, but fear wasn’t a factor in that control. We respected him, and we wanted to hear his stories. He was funny and so incredibly talented. We won competitions. I had more problematic teachers than good ones, unfortunately. My math teacher in 9th grade can rot in hell. I was a straight A student and never gave him a reason to dislike me. I had pneumonia, and we didn’t know until part way through the day. I had a 105 degree fever, could barely stay awake, and during his class, I was starting to get really weak. I asked to go to the office, and he said, ‘you women and your girl problems. I am teaching. You can sit down and stop wasting my time.’ TW: Mention of the words, ‘sexual harassment,’ but no description. We also had an English teacher that fancied herself a feminist. Ha! The way she set up her class, students sat in a horseshoe shape, so she could walk around. It meant you were in these tiny sections of desks. She loved correcting offensive idioms and phrases, especially those that were offensive or possessive of women. I had one student behind me, and he was sexually harassing me constantly. I’d tell him to stop, and he would refuse. One day, I went to her and asked to be moved. She was a feminist, so I assumed I was safe. When she declined, I told her why I was hoping for a desk change. She. Gave. Me. Detention. I’m not religious, but I will believe in hell if you can assure me she’s there.

[@mariaduszak9064]

I lost it at 11:44... I had a shitty day. Thanks for making it better.

[@jade.nicole13]

There’s a teacher at my school that literally no one takes seriously and she shouts loads and everyone just laughs. I don’t even know what she teaches she’s supply teacher but she’s alwaaaaays at the school and she has her own office for some reason. She doesn’t really like me that much. 😂😂

[@BABYDOLZ]

I look at this Video I can so see Lisa Marie Presley! i WOULD LOVE LOVE LOVE TO SEE YOU AS Lisa Marie! ! This is al most a dead on of her with out even trying. So I could imagine you putting intentional effort in to being her. You would be over the top!

[@danielkumar5376]

Omg I loooooove nightwish! I got s chance to meet Tarja a few years ago too 🤩🤩

[@haelhebra2458]

Are you wearing Blair witch as a broach? Iconic

[@mashakalinkina7207]

One of our teachers (at a very overpriced/posh school) got hired after getting arrested for growing weed in his house. When questioned he said it was a botany experiment. -.- Dumbass. He wasn't even a good teacher! He was a Terrible Terrible petty teacher. He was mean to kids who were smarter than he was who were driven to go to medical school & NEEDED a solid biology teacher. He had us coloring pictures (literally) for about 65% of the time.

[@yn6292]

I'm quite new here but I binged watched every video by now and found out that this channel was what was missing in my life.

[@Novympia]

Welcome puffin

[@ceciwolfcat7]

Didn't have any memorable teachers either.🙄 I'm loving your "Blair Witch" brooch👌🏼 blahblahtackyass!😂🥂

[@nicolycrispi3134]

Novympia should Just sit in front of tv and talk about shit. Im in love with your accents and personalities

[@rockerman6666661]

It was a wine bottle 😂😂😂😂😂

[@paulhousbeymakeup]

Only Olympia can hit that note at 0:04 ! 😱😍

[@jeffblonder7292]

Dressed up as Blaire from facts of life dressed up as Fiona Goode from American horror story: coven dressed up as Antoine Dodson= Blair witch project

[@itsmedreeeam]

Sleeping Sun

[@greenaum]

It was Kinga and it was a wine bottle. You're welcome.

[@MyHairyRoommates]

No. None of my teachers from high school were inspirational. I had a few college professors I admired... But didn't really inspire me to *do* anything... I'm a difficult bitch to motivate.

[@redloriyellowlori]

That emmy bit was cool

[@iain9757]

I haven’t left school that long ago but neither my primary or high school exists anymore Also that Spoon story broke me

[@iain9757]

I did Media

[@iain9757]

No forget that The baby one 🤣🤣🤣

[@jambalie]

I did have one inspirational teacher (she's the main reason I ended up the published author I always dreamed of being), and a few ok ones, but all the rest were shit.

[@billielewis5562]

Omg I just love it love it love it and I love you 🤟 mwah babe

[@callofpiggy]

Iconic video 😭💗

[@buckshot_honeymoon]

Why is that wig not listed in the credits? Where is that wig manufacturer information. HELP!!!!!!!!!!

[@EllEmm1313]

"what does emmymadeinjapan say?"

[@umnobitch3770]

Fucking hilarious! Holy shit!

[@kristopherlandmeier2740]

I am a year 5 teacher. My goal is just to not be someone's least favorite. 😅

[@Nathanthetimetraveller]

Were my teachers inspirational? NO *clicks off video* Looking gorgeous as always!

[@mckenziestolarczyk1011]

Mood: apathetic. Holy shit, was that an Adam and Andrew reference!?

[@dragonstar4808]

MY SCHOOL WAS ABSOLUTE DOG SHIT!!!!

[@redloriyellowlori]

My surname is McGuigan and I work in a store full of McGuigan wine. So yeah, I'm your god.

[@snakehandler87]

4:16 "eatyourtackyass"?

[@markgoldby6502]

spoon spoon spoon spoon spoon spoon spoon spoon spoon spoon

[@HelloNewMoon]

Is that a Blair Witch stickman ?

[@malcolmduggan5130]

Get into drag race NOW!!!!

[@JustMe-qd6or]

My fav song is Nemo

[@silanthaler]

My teachers at school were worse than trash. They hated being teachers even more than we hated having them teach us. And don't even get me started on their horrible presentation skills and monotone voices.

[@markwestley4539]

This look 😍

[@steeliahmann3276]

I love your look btw

[@mashakalinkina7207]

That pee story is So mean!! :/

[@jeffblonder7292]

Butterfly in the sky. 🦋 I can fly twice as high. Take a look. 👀 in a book 📚 it’s reading rainbow🌈 READING RAINBOW 🌈

[@jeffblonder7292]

You’re terrible Muriel

[@AnneOnymaus]

It's Mariel! 🤓

[@chloeschmid1312]

Emmymadeinjapan!!!!