Twitter Makes My Brain Hurt..

Just another day on the twitter verse.
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[@WesSideLive]

Anyone who disagrees with someone's dumb statement on twitter. "Don't care blocking all cis men. and muting this timeline"

[@whitesticcwilly8907]

“Going on private. The real ones know what’s wrong.”

[@traceymclaine9677]

You are great!

[@aqua_4608]

Do more of this Twitter type stuff

[@simppolice6146]

I love you

[@imcarlosjr4898]

Twitter is a dumpster fire

[@jk844100]

“Only black people can say thirsty” *Me, a white person* “Man it’s hot today, I’m thir.........I require a beverage”

[@someweirdoguy6633]

I require a liquid solution that tastes pleasant to sate my craving for liquids.

[@cagankaygii]

I am in a dire need to consume some dihydrogen monoxide in order to maintain my bodily functions

[@greeneyedwolfen9866]

I require cooled refreshments to decrease the overheating. Or a cold one.

[@joelmaltez9441]

XD black person: im thirsty (friends take him to a club) white person: im thirsty (friend hands him a glass of water)

[@TheBlackAztec3]

@@joelmaltez9441 I didn’t even know people still did that

[@rodieinpamant]

on 21st of December all black people unlock the exaggerated swagger

[@Gideon13397]

Or their Legendary Super Saiyan form.

[@Louganda]

I can’t wait 😈

[@torinator420]

@@Gideon13397 you mean legendary super swagger?

[@drummerboy7798]

Finally I get to see my final form

[@DavisBraden2023]

What if I already got swagger. Do I get legendary super swagger 2?

[@mcalpha2737]

"only black people can say thirsty" me: "im hungry for water"

[@pastelloca6976]

I’m craving water

[@oneautiboi_1152]

"My hydration is horny for water"

[@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent]

“I require h²o.”

[@joseph-fernando-piano]

Twitter is the embodiment of the "I think I speak for everyone when I say..." attitude...

[@pinkghost2515]

That's fucking accurate I hate when people think they speak for everyone or an entire race like some women think they speak for all women which is nasty af

[@brandonneedsanap2937]

Twitch removed the blind tag? Boy, I bet blind people are going to be glad to see that.

[@KFGSHFDGJDS]

Underrated comment

[@davonbarber1199]

Oof

[@VileGlory]

The Twitter mafia is trying to take over Twitch now.

[@bluesoda6379]

Twitch: We did it for you guys, see? Blind people:

[@uberlephrad8218]

This is a perfect comment.

[@HazyTown01]

"as black people we are stronger and smarter than everyone else" Me: *cringes in black*

[@PendlayRoe]

Stronger yes, in terms of muscle mass affinity. Smarter no, not by any measure known to man. Creative not much better than other races, blues and jazz are cool I guess, and rap music is popular.

[@yvngyagami]

@@PendlayRoe Well damn where the fuck is my muscle gain :(. I look like a poor man's Steph Curry lmao

[@PendlayRoe]

@@yvngyagami On average. Black men are over-represented in western bodybuilding and powerlifting. Most popular sports actually.

[@bustonjoyall1941]

Its not genetics its the culture,sports and strength is valued along in the black community

[@matthewgriffin9344]

@@bustonjoyall1941 "GoPro and basketball make the big books and not have to worry about intelligence" there are at least three black guys I know from high school that have that basic sentiment.

[@Gideon13397]

Never met someone who was open about their sexual activities with their parents.

[@Ju-The-Holy]

and someone that wasn't open about it?😬

[@jaghall47]

I have. Definitely not people you wanna hang with

[@trulytobi6464]

I have but, there's a limit y'know.

[@chiamaka4324]

@brandonwalsh videos😬😬

[@makebaanne3060]

That's weird

[@antonmussolini6669]

Hitler: As Aryan people we are stronger and smarter than everyone else.

[@sullyo6068]

Hmmm sounds familiar

[@chenanigans]

Yea it really concerns me that a lot of my people can't see what they are promoting with all this black is better at all things. Racism. It's pure racism.

[@sillymesilly]

The irony no western people are of aryan descent. Slavs are of Aryan descent. Oh the Irony

[@Tero133]

@@sillymesilly Thats not true at all.. Aryan was a name given to a people of Indo-Aryan religion, language, and culture.. not ethnicity. It’s like how being Arabic isn’t a race, but a shared culture and language. All major western languages stem from ancient Indo-Aryan languages, Italic, Germanic, Greek, Slavic, etc. It wasn’t until Nazi Germany that the term Aryan was used to push the idea of Aryan being a race. Also, an ancient migrating people that pre-date even the Greeks only staying in one spot to where only the Slavs can trace back their ancestry, but have still influenced western language like it has makes no sense.

[@thelittlepasty8360]

@@sillymesilly wtf are you talking about and how is that relevant to what the original comment said

[@nataliawashington872]

This girl literally tried to make incest a sexuality 😂

[@cassiej2549]

Im just hoping it as a troll post 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@d0wntownki2k]

reminds me of MAPs...

[@B_bang22]

I’m not surprised they tried to do the same with pedos

[@familiayoutuber4769]

At least they're not MAPS, those guys truly need a better type of guidance, maybe a gps?

[@arpitdas4263]

Incesexual

[@legitrequisite]

"Intentional weight loss is inherently fatphobic." Your envy is showing.

[@bentownsend4017]

This is seriously fatphobic how dare you class a _healthy body_ as something to be envious of?

[@malayshamorgan3918]

Also insecurity

[@starwarsovercome2798]

Honestly in a way it is fatphobic but in a good way 😂 I'm afraid of all the fat on my body so I choose to want to lose it

[@user1lml6y6jjj5]

@@starwarsovercome2798 It’s not “fatphobic” because that’s not a real thing

[@tkdbz4411]

@@starwarsovercome2798 how is weight loss fatphobic? Is it bad that overweight people wanna lose weight?

[@bobbydyne]

I remember when being stupid was stigmatized. Then Twitter came all over us

[@von6413]

Twitter is basically a place for those idiots to circle jerk themselves and so they keep getting worse and worse. It blows my mind each time how stupid people can be. And the sad part is people are trying to justify it too.

[@anthonyzivalich4962]

@@von6413 I don’t think someone has described Twitter as accurate as you. Also nice profile pic

[@aIkaIi]

@@von6413 yeah, we're encouraging this type of bull

[@switchblade6]

Twitter is just an echo chamber of stupidity

[@joshshrum2764]

And it got in are eyes, and gave us very bad cases of pink eye.

[@mba6031]

I'm really glad and proud of myself, because I never create a single Twitter account, now I see that It was a good thing.

[@enzowarren9832]

same

[@Ka1ven]

I second this

[@blakeshirley1499]

Same bro good us

[@shioriroy8385]

Same here! We safe from them 😃

[@selenyalynn]

Same👍

[@theyfw_nai]

"as black people we are stronger and smarter than everyone else" Me, a black-japanese who's 4'10 and a half, failing band and sucking at math: yesn't

[@TopOfAllWorlds]

You got this man! I beleive in you!

[@prototype-ton528]

Your grades doesn't really equal to your intelligence.

[@nathanbolima4934]

I didn't know Jolyne was black

[@kaveman1292]

damn, i thought blasians were a myth.

[@theyfw_nai]

@@kaveman1292 oh we are, I'm nothing but a figment of your imagination

[@degeneratesupreme860]

The worst part of that "not liking twerking is anti-black" one is she literally blocked everyone who disagreed with her

[@katerinaliakou5549]

That's why her view of the world is so wrong, because she blocks any opinion that doesn't match hers. Fanatics are very narrow minded and any challenges that are supposed to help them understand and grow are viewed as personal attacks.

[@cenitatillery7558]

@@katerinaliakou5549 yep that's everyone on Twitter

[@crimsonfire6932]

These mfs talking about “unlocking” their real dna like this is a video game.

[@justcallmekai1554]

*All stats increased by 400% after black man unlocks his real genes*

[@mr.twister6716]

Mrs tryna change from tank to dps in real life

[@missyelysium]

Characters with darker skin traits shall experience a stat boost on darkest day of the year.

[@justcallmekai1554]

@@mr.twister6716 lmao

[@m_winewood]

@@justcallmekai1554 bro i wish

[@bartholomew1096]

"Twitter makes my brain hurt" "Water is wet" "The grass is green"

[@ikonliving5282]

The sun is hot

[@Stonercarguy336]

My grass is brown

[@izuto727]

People die when they are killed

[@theimperfectgod7140]

Water isn't wet, water IS the wetness 🗿 it's science

[@optimusprime5166]

If water is wet then a straw has two holes.

[@AliHussain-pk7fk]

Wessidelive looks like he's growing a lion's mane, like an actual king.

[@minorpatch7030]

Broooooo😂😂😂

[@Meun]

Underrated comment

[@Man-Dtrading]

He stay winning😹

[@donovandavis7398]

That Hanma mane..

[@spacetacos7574]

SIMBA

[@joshmayes1538]

"Twitter is a place to express your opinions" Twitter: Imma stop you right there

[@autumnveir1168]

"Twitter is a place to express your opinions that agrees to everyone."

[@thedudecalledalan9095]

You can literally be genderless in Cyberpunk

[@remellesawyers7605]

🤫 be careful they are watching

[@Helpiminapickle]

I dont see the problem

[@warrbrand6410]

ok

[@dirtscammer]

Yeah, pretty inclusive I would say

[@rodrigozanabria2978]

They are demonizing the lnly game that includes trans people in it, I really dont understand the thought process of some people

[@giftkunene3055]

Zamasu was right, Thanos was right... Most villains have a good reason for ending humanity

[@Midwayfan356]

Ultron, Shinnok, Gabriel, Lucifer, Megatron were right as well.

[@awkwardbean1504]

Light Yagami was right

[@TheWutangclan1995]

If Madara had Twitter. He most likely will just begin the shinobi war immediately.

[@hainleysimpson1507]

Yahweh was right.

[@nachi8211]

Dont forget Meruem

[@shutuptravis5609]

I git a visually impaired friend (he’s blind in his left eye) and when I told him about the “blind playthrough” thing he said “are there any blind people that say this? How tf are they even gonna get offended if they can’t even read? Are we gonna ban the mute button next because non mute people are offended by it?”

[@runawaygemm5397]

Your friend sounds nice

[@futonrevolution7671]

I used to watch a blind woman, who streamed "Legally Blind Playthroughs" of games she memorized in childhood, when she started losing her sight.

[@kikialeaki1850]

@Meddlecat I believe “shit” is a slur used against those with explosive diarrhea. Please remove it from your vocabulary.

[@foreverknight4292]

@Meddlecat the word "sir" is offensive too as it could be a ma'am you're talking to! Sexist asf!

[@RexcorJ]

@@foreverknight4292 THE CYCLE CONTINUES!

[@kumbi8368]

Up Next: Walkthroughs are offensive to people in wheelchairs.

[@qas2644]

Considering what happened to blind playthrough,this might happen in a few weeks

[@LeBornMajes]

Coming soon: speedrun are offensive to people that lived longer

[@humanity600]

Don't give them ideas.

[@MolfredoSascha]

Probably that note will be posted on next february

[@simpsbelongtothegulags3702]

Johnny Joestar won't be offended

[@Pitolek1993]

"Being intentionally alive is inherently deathphobic"

[@Blairibus03]

"Hey man, can you give me some water so I can quench my craving?" "You mean you're thirsty?" "BRO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT THAT'S RACIST!"

[@blueace1000]

I swear people getting offended for the trans community aren't actually part of the trans community.

[@roxassora2706]

"I am here clearly unoffended trans person to defend you."

[@raphaeldububuchim6983]

Idk anything about this video game but I am afraid to take t in my neighborhood. Religious folks and creeps around here. We have more to worry about than a video game right?

[@cassiej2549]

Its always rich white liberal ladies that want to take on others people's oppression hahaha

[@ladyvader2648]

@@cassiej2549 preach!!

[@fourthcasper6161]

Tbh it's always the white knights or sjw people that do that

[@KnifeTBH]

"Twitter makes my brain hurt" "Humans need food to survive"

[@cultleaderofmonke4758]

"Monke needs banana"

[@heckle9408]

"Bullets taste nice"

[@juice9528]

"Hehe, I'm in trouble"

[@fullmetaltheorist]

Poison is looking kinda good

[@michaelscott2410]

That’s what she said

[@vladimircruz8421]

Man, Twitter hates regular people wanting to live a happy life. smh.

[@Tuxwell]

They can't feel happiness so nobody else is allowed to either.

[@vladimircruz8421]

amen to that brotha.

[@von6413]

At this point I just find some kind of joy at laughing at how stupid they are tbh.

[@johnnyfrankenstein0123]

nothing these buffoons say should be taken seriously

[@Arman...]

I literally saw a fb post that said "so we not gonna talk about the lack of Black presence in K pop" K POP *KOREAN* pop....

[@corekidwithclearvison]

Metal is the most inclusive but people don't see that

[@Arman...]

@ZynctoR i haven't seen this mass migration of black folk to Korea nor any black artist i know wants Korea to be their target audience Thats BS All genres are for everyone but the people who said that and liked the comment would NEVER listen to a Black K pop artist signing in Korean stop it

[@Arman...]

@ZynctoR Well my post was talking about black people and you said "they kind of have a point" surely you know how you sounded

[@Arman...]

@ZynctoR the people in that wpost were not talking about anyone other than black folk so like i said stop it

[@user-wn3wv5bx5e]

@슬레이어 Grouping Korean music as K-pop is misrepresentation? What? The whole point of calling something Korean is if it originates or the artist is Korean, much like anime, where if the animation is made by a Japanese studio, it's anime. The literal meaning of K-pop means popular in Korea, and you know what's the general in Korea? Koreans, so they don't need to pander towards black people since that isn't even the target in the first place. You talk about business standpoint when you didn't even consider what their initial target is, since other Korean industries don't even pander to the whole world, they pander towards Korean audiences and their own talents, as after all K-pop is in Korean.

[@BigAl2-u7e]

"Just because you can say dumb shit, doesn't mean you should say dumb shit" - Laozi

[@hero9267]

I personally can't wait to get my super powers on December 21st

[@kwovid]

Same

[@truck-kun1805]

Please make this world a better place when you do, we need this world to be fixed

[@sornyeilevente973]

@@truck-kun1805 deleting twitter then.

[@silentassualt6293]

Same

[@intergalacticweatherzone]

Ima use my powers to destroy all TikTok servers😈💯

[@datanotfound4556]

Sometimes I think Thanos is right.... Then I think to myself "No, no, no, no. Of course he's wrong." I mean, why would he stop at only 50%?

[@Awesomejosh12345]

part 2

[@kali7055]

Imagine if Thanos only eradicated the smartest 50% of the world and left the idiots behind to fend for themselves

[@0Takethoserisks0]

Omm lmao

[@dubdu3674]

Well he probably can’t use the internet

[@nolanmarineau366]

Man got the right idea in endgame tho

[@eyboss]

I like how the twitter demons are ok with calling people "fat" but not "obese" 💀

[@randombanana7260]

If anything, fat *should* be more offensive than the medical term 😭💀

[@MainPlays99]

As Einstein once said : "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

[@joeligbinomwanhia6409]

Wrong, Human stupidity is so powerful it somehow surpasses infinity

[@moved3013]

these days anyone can take a word and put “phobic” behind it and suddenly there’s an entire twitter group 😂🤚

[@hiroshiramasendjews9539]

Watch when saying a sentence becomes "Word-phobic" better yet breathing is going to be an insult. Also pretty sure these people forgot that phoic means a fear of something.

[@chadpowell1832]

I’m sorry but that’s twitter phobic CANCELED

[@cosmicglitter9387]

or same with "-sexual" or "-romantic"

[@RedMo46]

Phobiaphobic

[@Jacob-wu3if]

I remember reading a tweet made by an old lady saying that George Washington was leader of the pilgrims and that they were best friends with the native Americans

[@roxassora2706]

Sounds like a joke

[@shaboingboing6787]

@@roxassora2706 it fucking better be

[@ragnar3203]

@@shaboingboing6787 I hope it is this is why history class is one of the most important to pay attention to

[@callmeaweeb4169]

I wouldn't be surprised if she was serious

[@TalonsofWater]

Joke or not, that shit’s pretty tame compared to the rest of Twitter.

[@paulolucero9864]

On December 21st Wes' hairline will cover his eyes and he'll become the most powerful offbrand protagonist ever, fullfiling Makoto's prophecy. At least that's what the twatter said...

[@uberlephrad8218]

I mean they right

[@yad2118]

I swear public sex is going to be normalized in 3 years, legit two men having sex on the streets would be normal in twitter perspective

[@crazygamer3000]

And ONLY if it's gay men

[@jirfin3715]

And it would be homophobic if someone thinks its inappropriate

[@pyroflare7774]

@@crazygamer3000 id rather see lesbians go at it instead of guys

[@tamialeslie7187]

Ew imagine fetishizing lesbians

[@Tarkus_H]

Getting a Twitter account was the best decision I never made.

[@YouAwakeYet]

I thought about making a Twitter just so I can troll SJWs but I'm still on the fence about it

[@panigbrowardcollege]

I would’ve enjoyed it more if Twitter didn’t deactivate my account after 2 days of creation. I didn’t even post or do anything

[@illuminatedtriangle5871]

@@YouAwakeYet no no they'll find your house and hunt you down ,no exaggeration

[@unsaidrumble1790]

Please FREE ME!!!!

[@pyroflare7774]

@Meddlecat but it is fun to make sjws suffer

[@MrEt894]

“Just say your zenophobic and go” Who’s gonna tell her that’s not what xenophobic means?

[@panigbrowardcollege]

What does it mean btw

[@rebekahmontesdeoca565]

@@panigbrowardcollege someone who is irrationally fearful of (or prejudiced towards) foreigners.

[@Kermit_the_DILF]

Everyday, Thanos becomes more and more Justified in his actions

[@nicholashernandez4611]

The only mistake in Thanos’ plan was he didn’t go far enough. ‘Intelligent’ life is obviously an infestation once such life has no predators that can cull the population.

[@Iridiumcosmos]

I happily welcome human extinction at this point tbh.

[@nicholashernandez4611]

@@Iridiumcosmos I would favor removing humans as an apex predator, we obviously did better when we were being hunted. Set loose the xenomorphs!!

[@loweroctavemommy]

As a man who has muscle spasms, using "twitch" as its name offends me.

[@travelingmerchant6434]

Message to all of Twitter: Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?

[@shadowmoses1653]

It’s also offensive to people with turrets

[@LThaPunisha]

@@shadowmoses1653 and epilepsy

[@oumardiop1]

@@shadowmoses1653 yes i have turrets but theyre out of ammo

[@beanieweenies2383]

@@oumardiop1 and that’s just unconstitutional 🤣

[@evanc1480]

Twitter is like everything wrong with society in one place, at least 4chan isn't so public

[@luizmarinho6138]

And half the time, they're not even serious

[@daniboy4153]

4Chan is just trolls being iconic in the worst and best way

[@krillionsmustmeow]

twitter is 4chan but unironic

[@vovabars1234]

@@krillionsmustmeow and opposite on political spectrum

[@vovabars1234]

MARIUS NICOLAE CEAUŞU lol

[@thereddestofthefields2029]

“You wouldn’t go to a business meeting and start twerking” Depends on what kind of job you’re applying for bruv. Lmao

[@crackgoat9780]

“Can’t say ratchet” Non black trade workers - “hand me the twisty screwy thing.”

[@jalyn1551]

5:20 blind people are going to love this when they see it

[@ereny2011]

But Blind people can't see

[@blamethelag4992]

@@ereny2011 That’s the joke

[@blamethelag4992]

@@ereny2011 wait is your reply a joke too?

[@finnmckentyslanderaccount409]

“Twitter makes my brain hurt” “90s and 2000s Green Day is better than current Green Day”

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

Yes

[@JayKGames]

Yes

[@UnorthodoxIndividual]

Pretty much.

[@UnorthodoxIndividual]

@Jew Adolf Green Day peaked 1994-2009, they just kind of haven't been able to keep up since, I liked Revolution Radio a good bit but they haven't done anything super noteworthy in a decade

[@TheOnlyBasketCase]

My man

[@blueviper64]

You didn’t even go over the mess that was “Space Buns”. That shit right there was a whole other level.

[@theimperfectgod7140]

That gave me a massive brain damage

[@jackwilkins7972]

I feel sorry for that girl. 😭

[@jackwilkins7972]

@MARIUS NICOLAE CEAUŞU Nothing to apologise. We both share the same sentiments.

[@panigbrowardcollege]

If anyone reading this doesn’t know what it is someone on Twitter posted a cute picture of animal crossing and she called the hair she was wearing “space buns” when it was a hairstyle for black people (the thing they don’t know is that non black people can still have puffy hair) , people lost their shit over this.

[@blueviper64]

@@panigbrowardcollege I think they also doxxed her and she also uploaded a picture of her dog who was sick and people threatened to kill it just because he was associated with her. She was forced to delete her account because she couldn’t handle it. Twitter should have a warning text-box when you wanna make a new account saying “WARNING: TOXIC RADIATION FOR TWITTER IS AT 10,000,000% THE DEADLY AMOUNT. USE TWITTER WITH CAUTION”.

[@bladeofevilsbane5808]

"Imagine trying to twist the definition of racism so that it doesn't apply to your race." This post was made by the normal people gang.

[@xenomorph6599]

We gonna need that sword from your pfp bro. Someone find a Hylian

[@cescimes]

@@xenomorph6599 the hero has been sleeping for centuries. the shrine of resurrection is still undiscovered. god help us...

[@RexcorJ]

@@cescimes And so begins the darkest timeline... perhaps the Hero of Winds shall set tgings straight after the ice caps plunge us all?

[@panigbrowardcollege]

Let’s make a new race called normal people

[@Nebulasecura]

At this point I just view everyone equally, regardless of race or gender and it’s pathetic that these people on Twitter think otherwise

[@fudgenugget3875]

Y'know, sometimes I think about re-installing Twitter on my phone. Then I see videos like this and remember why I deleted the app in the first place.

[@wojak-sensei6424]

Me, an Asian: *I'm dehydrated.*

[@samuellu7610]

Sensei, dozo. 🍵😁

[@xenomorph6599]

I'm parched- "CULTURAL APPROPRIATION OF THE BRITISH REEE-"

[@rycee259]

**passes the green tea** 🍵

[@evanc1480]

The woman in the beginning look like her mom is also her aunt

[@DeltaDrifter2201]

She was born from incest cause her eyes so damn far apart

[@ihavenoname4139]

Her eyes are so far apart chameleons got jealous

[@spookbuster4862]

Leaving Twitter was the best decision I ever made.

[@reasonableastartes]

Love the video, but minor point: She wasn't "damn near obese." If she was average height, she was *twice* the weight that is the threshold for obesity. Her weight was killing her.

[@camero4134]

360lbs should be a squat weight, not bodyweight.

[@faroukshaaban1140]

I was 290lbs my freshman year of high school, by the end of the year I was down to 190lbs. Why in god’s name would anyone insult another person over something like that?!

[@MrWilson812]

Because they're insecure about their own weight, but don't want to put in the work to lose it. Pretty simple really

[@hornyleftbuttcheek856]

Congrats mate

[@kidkatanatv]

_The human race is de-evolving...Noah get the boat!_ - God probably

[@IllMatic97]

Humanity is a primal specie's. That's all you need to know.

[@Tuxwell]

At this point we'd all be better off going back a few levels of evolution and flinging shit at eachother again

[@lukavidakovic2385]

I wish

[@Ju-The-Holy]

yoooo get me a spot on the boat if he sends it

[@zonyae29047]

God: “Fuck a boat. I’m sending a solar flare to end them so fast they cant multiply like germs.”

[@laurenwoods4199]

"Twitter makes my brain hurt" Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

[@iliketurtles4359]

Every 60 minutes in Africa an hour passes.

[@leftkarmatwo4191]

Every 24 hours in Africa, a day passes.

[@sleepnoot2922]

Every 100 years in Africa, a century passes

[@HomersIlliad]

Thoughts and Prayers

[@shadowmoses1653]

Are you just assuming they abide by the white man’s standard of time, biget?

[@prodrinko]

They're evolving... just backwards.

[@shuunknown]

As a kpop fan, I sure love fancams... *on KZbin not the fukin Twitter... it's annoying af when they post fancams over an argument*

[@XanderZ0ne]

"Twitter makes my brain hurt" "Ice is just hard water"

[@switchblade6]

Water is just boneless ice

[@Aptezo]

the sun has the mass of 1 sun

[@FlyfishermanMike]

Steam is just floaty ice.

[@blackmuffin7406]

Our society would have evolved into a higher intelligent species if Twitter was never created

[@mcscrotum4082]

False the dummber and lazier the more technology evolves

[@nicholashernandez4611]

@@mcscrotum4082 That’s the cart in front of the horse. People were always lazy. Technology lets us be as lazy as we wanted. Before technology, we couldn’t be lazy like this. Now we can. More tech means more ways to be lazy, thus we become more lazy.

[@mcscrotum4082]

@@nicholashernandez4611 the reason why the technology was created was for us to be lazyier. Somebody thought if only there was an easier way to grow crops

[@nicholashernandez4611]

@@mcscrotum4082 Technology lets us be as lazy as we are by default, lack of technology forces us to work harder. Once horses were strong enough and trained to pull a plow, the only people who still dig patches for their crops were those who couldn’t afford horses. Oxen did the job as well, if not better. Now we have tractors that can turn whole acres of farmland in hours rather than days. We used to pick crops by hand, took hundreds of people several days of grueling and tedious labor. Same thing - animal power to industrialization and soon automation. Humanity as a whole rejoices, more food and less human labor. Less effort means more laziness. Let’s talk about household chores. What stops you from scrubbing your floor with a hand brush and detergent? Is there a law against using a tub of lye and washboard rather than the washer and dryer? Are dishwashers mandatory? Can you make your own soap, or will the government crack down on us if we don’t buy the store brands? No, we can choose to use the more traditional ways to do things. We simply choose to not use that much energy. We choose to be lazy, not because the technology is available but because we are lazy by design and function. If the kouf pandemic ended today, how long would it be until people actually went out and conversed in person like before? Seeing as everyone was basically forced to join the digital age or be unpersoned, most everyone you know is a click away. Sure you could get dressed, prep the car, drive through traffic, reach their place only to find out they might not be there, then turn around and deal with traffic the other way to get home and undress because who honestly wears clothes at home amiright? Calling someone on your phone is far easier, you can handle any potential pro before you hang up, or even have a video chat so you’re practically there while still being home. It’s actually less efficient to just go to someone’s house. Technology makes us more efficient with our time, if we wish to use that saved time and effort for beneficial purposes is up to us. We’re naturally lazy, to conserve energy when not needed ensured our survival in the past. Technology simply feeds into that survival mechanism and puts it into overdrive, but the mechanism was always there. That’s why I say we are already lazy, but technology makes it more pronounced.

[@mcscrotum4082]

@@nicholashernandez4611 yes technology lets us be lazy but if nobody were lazy the technology wouldnt have been needed in the first place.

[@devilred18]

Yo Wes as an Irish man (actually born and raised here) I'm giving you a free pass to use any of our slang or stereotypes. These include, bottle squatter, shit on a swing, fecker, twat, among other things.. You're awesome dude.

[@DemonicRemption]

@James Mcgovern twat is an Irish slang? That don't surprise me...

[@xenomorph6599]

Gonna call Twitter Twatter

[@j.vinton4039]

My favorite is “bell end”

[@devilred18]

@@j.vinton4039 Bell end is a good one. Simple and effective

[@pixlv6384]

This man's hair is becoming more and more like a lion's mane

[@100organicfreshmemes5]

Soon he's gonna look like a black version of Akuma from SFV.

[@Cyberclone07]

Whenever I read or hear CIS, my SW inner Fanboy just says "confederation of independent systems"

[@bobogenie]

Roger roger

[@mediocrewolfsif]

JEDI, BLAST EM'!

[@SJMORG]

FOR THE REPULIC YA CLANKER

[@SJMORG]

@ZynctoR it is star wars

[@mr.kevin1209]

Twitter is basically the equivalent of Earth at the beginning of Wall-E

[@joshuauloho5871]

For all those good people that use twitter Stay safe from toxic people 🙏🏿

[@Ju-The-Holy]

If the people are on Twitter it's prolly already toooo late.

[@treygreypaws3689]

Only use it to enter video game giveaways and to promote my art lol

[@Hunterofbones]

Imagine being fatphobic for not wanting to have weight related health problems, tell me about one guy/girl saying: "bro, i want to have a hearth attack, lmao"

[@xott99]

You know the worst part about that “blind playthrough” one?........ She works at twitch...... *Those kind of people run twitch*

[@UnknownViewer]

Arab guy in the desert with no more water supply left: I'm so thirs- Twitter SJW with a sniper: Ladies and gentlemen, we got em

[@ahumanlearner]

It’s funny to think that the kids in class who just sat there and talked with their friends, ate chips, and vaped during class are probably the people who say this shit.

[@ahumanlearner]

I don’t understand why people look at something like losing weight, which leaves people happy about their accomplishments and ignore science, morals, ethics and logic to just say the SMARTEST shit they can excrete from those Orpheus’ we normal people call mouths. But I guess that’s anatomy-phobic too. I think we should put phobic on the ‘end of everything’ and oh wait. That’s why that project (everything at the end of time) made me want to die, cuz Twitter exists and it’s time for the end of everything. Funny how things just work out. And I swear to god, if some idiot wants to say something about any jokes or comments I just made about suicidal thoughts or Alzheimer’s; go ahead, I can’t really stop you, but I could give two shits less about you and what you think about what I said. I know what I said, I don’t need you the repeat it. And you don’t know me. Educate yourself, provide me with concrete evidence with sources as to why anything I said is truly detrimental to society as a whole and not some trigger for fuckers who never grew up. Twitter is not a valid source, nor is Facebook, IGN, CBR, Fox News, any newswebsites without substantial information from professionals, poonhub, or buzzfuck. If y’all don’t want to be labeled, which good for fucking you who cares, don’t say I’m a sheep, and stop trying to be different and then contradict yourself four seconds later. I genuinely welcome solid arguments if you’ve made it this far. And if you want, you can simply ignore me, perhaps even disagree with me (oh god what an amazing feat, being able to accept differing opinions) or tell me to go fuck myself. I’m not your dad. I’m certainly not your mom, I may be your neighbor, and that’s not a threat. That was a joke. Not sure if it’s a good one, but don’t call the cops. Or do. I waste too much of my life doing this shit anyways. At least in jail I can just say what’s wrong with the world to my new best friends. Why do I do this instead of my homework? I don’t know if it’s existentialism or severe procrastination. Adios Боже мой 友達.

[@jaywbell2002]

4:45 why do i have to remove the blind plaything tag when they wont even be able to READ it in the first place

[@imafraidjumitebeinagang]

Spittin fax here

[@von6413]

For the idiots who actually think they’re doing something but they’re not

[@nicomoist5336]

Blind people can have a text to speech thingy; still, how the hell would they gst offended

[@UnorthodoxIndividual]

*Twitter makes my brain hurt* In other news the sky is blue

[@AMG-ko3gt]

Yes, the floor here is made out of floor.

[@MagicE13]

Ironic that the most 'oppressed' people are the most oppressive.

[@camero4134]

They are self-reflecting at this point

[@MagicE13]

@ZynctoR Funny that, considering Pride is now a thing that only Gay People can have, remember when the LGBT+ community oppressed straight people for wanting a straight pride parade, citing them all as Bigots. Dont give me that BS that 'everyday is straight pride day'.

[@qjjweewuwuwue1190]

@ZynctoR stfu

[@qjjweewuwuwue1190]

@ZynctoR go cry on Twitter

[@qjjweewuwuwue1190]

@@MagicE13 factssss

[@Noodle.of.1K.Strands]

Twitter: cis people are trans oppressors Me, a trans person: *Cringes in trans*

[@dazecat5441]

Lol

[@jupiterisaak1004]

People hopefully realise all trans people are like not trans Twitter users!

[@Noodle.of.1K.Strands]

@@jupiterisaak1004 agreed. We are all different, some better than others.

[@danielomojuwa72]

"Your eyes are so far apart, when you reading a book you can see both pages at the same time" 😂😂😂😂

[@aidans4588]

People on Twitter collectively agree to act like real logic doesn’t exist and you can just bend/change logic whenever to win an argument and still be right

[@RED-my9hl]

Person: you can't say "bae" if you're not black Swedish people: am I a joke to you?

[@stevenclark8552]

I deleted Twitter, and never looked back. I used to wake up, be happy, was enjoying my day, then would get on Twitter and INSTANTLY have my entire day ruined my nigga 💀.

[@PKar97]

Transphobic? Ffs there is even a car you can get that has the trans flag on it. It is also given to you by a trans character, a character who has her own personal story and the fact that she went through transition is mentioned but not emphasized on, which makes sense since it should not be seen as a "marking decision" for anybody. Instead it blends organically in the story when the topic comes up during a conversation once you two start building confidence. Kinda like in real life. Buggy as hell? Not polished? Sometimes even unplayable? Sure dawg. But transphobic? Nah fam

[@JamesAxis13]

Twitter desperately needs a dislike button.

[@Mornings]

Better watch out fam theyll get ya for cultural appropriation for saying "tres" instead of three LOL

[@fullmetaltheorist]

A Hispanic guy got canceled for speaking Spanish. Nobody is safe.

[@potentfade5664]

@@fullmetaltheorist How?!

[@mandarth9951]

Well isn't Latina wes' favourite category ? He should be safe.

[@fullmetaltheorist]

@@potentfade5664 His name is Quakidy look him up on KZbin

[@ihavenoname561]

Well, I'm screwed, then. White as fuck, and my first language is Portuguese, I can't even speak my own language now.

[@verax0436]

The more woke the world gets, the more the world should've ended in dec 21 2012

[@joshuasinclair1154]

Agreed

[@returnofhorusthegalacticor9704]

@weird stranger nah that's wack

[@theworstpersonyoullmeet4654]

@weird stranger I don't know about that chief

[@DeetotheDubs]

Mayans had my hopes up only to dash them away. Stupid inaccurate calendar...

[@verax0436]

Their calendar is actually accurate. Google it!

[@Miki_Naz]

8:38 i remember i answered to this, "Since you have the power to punch a child, does it automatically make you a child beater or do you need to actually do that to be considered as such?" The blocked me almost immediately xD

[@camero4134]

A-grade Colombian

[@pog4163]

Ten minutes on a mile is actually really good for someone that was at one point obese, good for her!

[@lilg6395]

One time I had to tell my mom that my balls were hurting and to schedule a doctor's appointment. That had to be the most embarrassing conversations I ever had

[@MonkeyDLuis-jh1sg]

Twitter it's more toxic than nuclear waste 😐

[@FourFourSeven]

Nuclear waste makes sense in how it works. Twittizens, however, make no sense.

[@k4ngbechillin]

*talks about body positivity *then shames someone else for losing weight and being healthy brain 100 also wheres that outro from?

[@usnavidelavooga380]

Big Cerebral Bars😂🔥

[@jarrettlowery2802]

The outro is called viva namida

[@oreopax8885]

Double standards at it's finest.

[@Titronnica]

That outro is from Space Dandy, great anime if you haven''t checked it out.

[@DingleCerri]

I’m a simple man, when someone uses common sense and creates quality comedy, I subscribe. Well done, sir.

[@Crash_Knight]

3:20 Lets be real, trans twitter thinks literally everything is harmful to the trans community. Literally saw people saying it was harmful to let people know the name a trans person used to go by, so you don't confuse them for a sibling or something. They said it was deadnaming and an awful thing to do. They also literally read sentences and perceive them in the worst possible way, even though 98% of people would read it in the way intended (the nice way) and then tried to blame the poster for it. Trans twitter is NOT the trans community. They're a loopy sector of the trans community. Twitter is the loopy sector of EVERY community.

[@camero4134]

Biologically "trans community" do not exist. Gender is not something you can change with a surgery. You born with it, you live with it, you die with it. Other than that I agree tho. Espicially the last sentence.

[@Crash_Knight]

@@camero4134 I've kinda accepted that people view biological s*x (censored that so youtube doesn't delete my comment) and gender as two different things. Gender being how you view yourself, and biology being your physical traits, organs, etc. I half do this just for the sake of understanding their perspective, but also its just that there are people who wanna switch it up. Sometimes you're born a guy, and wanna be a girl. Fine. That's cool. The problem is: even when I do this, and try to understand their perspective, sometimes sh*t still doesn't make any sense. Most of them are fine. Dude wanna be lady. Period. Fine. End of story. That simple. But the ones on twitter are just insane. They argue that there's no difference between male and female, but then they're so passionate about being called a specific gender. They say the doctor "assigned their gender at birth" when no, they didn't assign crap. They saw a ding dong and no uterus and said "male" because that's literally how biology works. (I'm aware of the transgender athlete issue, but I'm just putting that aside for now) 99.99999% of the time, that's how it works. There are very very very few exceptions where a human is born with both female specific and male specific traits. But the painfully overwhelming majority of mammals on this planet fall within the category of the one who gives the dna, and the one who recieves it and turns it into a baby. That's it. It is objective fact, and the idiots on twitter are trying to remove it like its some assault on their identity. For some reason, they really hate the idea of just accepting the fact that they just wanted to change gender. As if its a big problem if they think like that. There's nothing wrong with it. You just weren't happy with the way you were doing things and wanted it to be different. They'd much rather say the doctor was wrong when the doctor literally just saw a ding dong. The doctor never told you how to live your life. The doctor never told you not to wear a skirt. The doctor just saw a ding dong, a uterus, and a skeletal structure. Nothing more, nothing less. I don't get it, man.

[@Iridiumcosmos]

The funny thing is. Most of my trans friends would look at some of these posts like "wtf?". It's sad really.

[@camero4134]

@@Crash_Knight I'm personally a bit negative about the "trans" thing, but I think instead of attacking people being uncomfortable with their gender we should strive to find factors making people uncomfortable within their biological genders and get rid of them. I saw the lobby behind the thing and they are literally marketing gender surgeries as "hip". Trans people out there thinking they are being respected but no, those big mobbies are just making some big bucks on them/their status/their insecurities and call it a day. And this is what bothers me the most about this topic. At one time of my life I was mad digging about differences between male and female, on skeletal basis. What that teached me was there are more of those kind of people on top than we think, and those "gender surgeries" were actually a ritual of Zumerian priests dating back to around B.C. 2500. We live in an era of calling yourself a "transgender" is being "hip", partially thanks to the factor I've mentioned. I don't really think most of those low-lifes on Twitter (if not all of them) are anywhere close to "transgender". They talks about it like it was a revolution, but no it's just a cosmetic surgery. How a cosmetic surgery is "that" revolutional, pardon? About the "gender assign" thing I wish I could agree more, since 100% is not enough. I also know about hermaphrodits, there are living species that are hermaphrodites, like some African frogs, worms etc. For a such complex and special case, I can understand that we can give the necessary treatment depending on that person's biological behaviour and orientation. But a such surgery is nonsense for normal (biologically male or female) people I suppose, for those cases we should dig into reasons of it (mostly environmental) and clean the society from them. Back to Twitter, they officially give "free speech" towards pedophiles, claiming "these tweets don't encourage child abuse". In fact, when those pedophilic thoughts turn into action, not only that is very traumatic for the child, but it also increases the chance of that children being a homosexual by 46 percent, which can also be related to the chance of underlying into "gender surgeries" I think. Sorry if I sounded like a conspiracy theorist there, but that's what I saw about this topic by now and I really don't like this. I agree those Twitter feminists/SJWs are low lifes, but Twitter passes its own audience by a long shot. Thanks for any compassion.

[@bschexnayder4565]

“Twitter makes my brain hurt.” You don’t say. If FaceBook is a toxic waste dump, then Twitter is a toxic wasteland.

[@sirp7394]

Toxic planet

[@synishere]

At this point Facebook is less cancerous than Twitter.

[@thewanderingronin5433]

_"I weep for humanity."_ -Sheldon, Big Bang Theory

[@tyb3r695]

Wow what an intro

[@golddigginboi2187]

Ever since quarantine started, I haven't seen a female aside from the store and at home. What Im trying to tell you is.... Give me love

[@tbirke5457]

So...... I can't say Thirsty, Salty, and Basic? 3 words that have been used to describe something forever

[@jojofrostar101]

On behalf of all so called black ppl I'm here to report I have not gained the ability to walk on water. This saddens me...

[@samfitz5416]

*"It's evolving, just backwards"* - PewDiePie that one time.

[@PsychoHenni]

16:00 She on those Sid from Ice Age vibes

[@static_m4680]

When a normal intro isn't enough

[@gabson1336]

I'm afraid of how the future world leaders will become.. how they will think.. and what they believe lmao

[@MeanBeanComedy]

This is the first Black Amish Guy I've ever seen! 🧔🏿🧔🏿🧙🏿‍♂️