Patrice O'Neal on O&A #2 - Big Retard Cock

[@delusionspodcast]

It's weird, I'm listening to so much Patrice I almost feel like he's alive still.since I'm a late fan its different for us I think.

[@alexmike7832]

Yeah I catch myself thinking "Aw man I can't wait to hear more of his shit" but yknow we only have a limited supply. It's truly a damn shame

[@Chuck_Deuces]

We all do man. I like to think he’s off the grid somewhere living life.

[@t_papi]

Yeah I feel that way too, like always hear new stuff , which is really his old. I wish he was Alive.

[@wells19874]

Energy Never dies it only transfer's.

[@I_leave_mean_comments]

I saw Patrice so many times live... it's such a shame there isn't even MORE of him online. His sets at the cellar KILLED. And sometimes, when he was in the room, and another comedian was on, and was bombing... he'd say some hilarious shit from the back table. All that stuff is lost to the ether now. Such a shame.

[@JoeBoomerMusic]

Just restarted patrice o&a journey for the 5th time. Just listened to the last one after the stroke and I couldn’t handle the void.

[@JoeBoomerMusic]

I’ve listened to him everyday for the last 15 years.

[@giovanniieraci3070]

Want a trophy?

[@kristopherstegavik3741]

@@JoeBoomerMusic did you know Opie has been doing radio since he was 18?

[@Lemon-King1]

I still cant listen to that episode I'm on my 3rd time around and everytime I come to the patrice passed away show I turn it off

[@Lightbringer20]

@@Lemon-King1 Samesies bro, samesies.

[@RudeGyall]

Every 3 years im coming back to start over, and still have fun listening to his rants, and as i get older the more feel his honesty and humor. It hurts to know hes not here anymore.

[@bzwaxmanga4344]

man i know. it's my second time listening to all of them in order but is also painful. we do we came back to them ? is it a sign we are stuck and won't let go? or what can anyone explain?

[@ph3676]

I only recently learned of Patrice O'Neal & it hurt my heart to find out he passed away. I would have loved to meet him. It is a true blessing for all of those who did know him ..... what I would like to say is thank you guyz so much for posting these talk shows ... I can't stop laughing listening to you ... God Bless Patrice O'Neal may God have mercy on his soul, Anthony, Jimmy and Opie God bless you and your family as well. ....Love you guyz

[@DonCorleone9598]

Priscilla Hanchett AMEN to that🙏

[@brandenfarbanger3935]

May he forever bathe in the light sauce of the great benevolent pasta sky man

[@phucknaw2104]

I feel the same. When I first heard of him I was amazed by his comedy and wisdom. Then I found out he passed years ago I felt an emptiness. But I'm glad ppl still keep his memory alive Kevin Hart talked about him on the Joe Rogan experience. Bill burr still talks about him too. And he'll forever live in cyberspace like he wanted. Still mentoring guys like me.

[@adamcarbo73]

This Playlist is a godsend. 144 clips of pure comedy genuis.

[@coltonjones2253]

Thank God for KZbin!

[@BM151]

(4/15/2005) [Vinny Brand Also In Studio] 0:00:00 Ant's Tooth/Patrice Is Here; Patrice The Board Op; "Trainables" Tease/Ant Gets The Drill 0:33:17 Plugs; Patrice Vs. Vinny; Ant's Back; Rich & Bonnie Discussion; Patrice's Live Reads 1:00:50 Plugs; "Trainable" Audio/Patrice Vs. Vinny Cont'd; More Trainables 1:17:10 Karate Guy Story; Plugs; Outro

[@illidan155]

hero, thank you for this mate

[@SirMuteb]

didn't know patrice till a month ago , i love him , ill go through all 144 , thank you for that , RIP you legend

[@فيديوهاتمنوعة-ب3ظ7د]

متعب الحآرثي الله حيو..عربي من جماعة او اند ايه..الله حيو..

[@ChickenTV2]

And then you'll watch all 144 a second time and still enjoy it like it was the first

[@drewinsur7321]

@@ChickenTV2 since 2016, still here. the secret now is to take a entire year from 1 to 145

[@GE0attack]

Instead man listen to 12 black Philip episodes they are much better

[@georgethompsonjr6082]

@@GE0attackall Patrice content is gold stop being goofy you hater

[@ChocolateThunderBear]

This is my kind of comedy right here. I can't believe how hard I laughed...

[@csquared4538]

What I think makes Patrice and Jimmy's funniness undeniable is they both go 'God I really am an ass' when somebody gets them, and that fairness is what makes any level of cruelty completely hilarious and acceptable. If they refused to laugh at themselves they would come of as pompous. I love the just pure comedic cruelty of Patrice, Jimmy, Colin, Voss, etc. Can't find it anywhere else..

[@MrEvanNoyes]

They get themselves on it too. I’ve heard burr do it a lot too, they know the weird shit they’re saying doesn’t make any sense and the call out how crazy they sound

[@csquared4538]

@@MrEvanNoyes kinda fun seeing old me's comments

[@shaunaballard2311]

Those two are the only people who can make me laugh hard at the phrase: “it stinks!” 😂

[@roisindubhvii9901]

A huge thanks to Weston420 for all the uploads! [RIP Patriki]

[@CK662-]

Air Date: April 15, 2005

[@judgeholden849]

thank you for the uploads, listening to patrice talking shit with these guys gets me through the work day

[@dborey87]

These are the best when they trash each other. Best laughs I ever had

[@mattb8943]

"You got bad teeth Jim?" "No actually my dentist was amazed at how good my teeth are. She was smiling saying you have fantastic teeth and great bone structure." "Now what did she say about the problem with no lips?" Patrice was on fire during this show. So many great lines. The young girl's bladder line is also an all timer for me. First time I heard that I lost it.

[@drewinsur7321]

32:20 "easy? cut open put a mouth on your lips" lmao

[@jrreogreugerugregreger7486]

"Sounds like a young girl's bladder to me" God damn, that line has made me laugh easily 50 times over the years. Fucking hilarious. This is one of the better shows in the Patrice Playlist imo.

[@DaddyandMaddy]

Patrice never changed through his journey

[@avatarumbra]

God dammit i miss Patrice, he was so hilarious.

[@swampenjoyer]

Patrice was a different breed man , miss you

[@RM-ld4mo]

It’s crazy they’re roasting Patrice for not being able to sell tickets. It kills me he was so unknown until it was too late. When he was alive I was a big fan from his Web Junk days but was too young to go to comedy clubs. What I wouldn’t give to have been able to pay to see him live!

[@drewinsur7321]

yep, but by 2005 he already had a nice car and apartment, by 2007 i guess, he had the big "made for nggahs" house in jersey. i would say he lived a very good life from 2000 to 2011, also nowadays a lot of people put him on top 10 of all time, besides the "changing a lotta lives without being profound about it" thing being carried on. 35:10 how proudly he laughs about running people off lol

[@TheRadiusMD]

"They're known for black people being there, but not for liking them" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...i'm from the NJ so i know, funny as fuck

[@nitricpumps]

+TheRadiusMD he said new brunswick

[@TheRadiusMD]

+asdf which is in new jersey.

[@theblackhundreds7124]

+TheRadiusMD Lol that cool was thinking England

[@MrJoondagr8]

Goddamn this is even funnier the 2nd time around.

[@tarrasque419]

Edwin Lewis A lot of the Patrice stuff gets funnier every time you listen to it.. it's awesome

[@fatjimmy7499]

Edwin Lewis 4th time around for me

[@jimkelly7908]

I don't think there was a single dull moment in this audio. A top five O&A episode, easily.

[@fatjimmy7499]

Joonski 318 my 5th run through! listened to o&a 2008, 2009 and 2012 too. Weston4020 is a saint

[@jrreogreugerugregreger7486]

Agreed Jim. It's one of my favourites. The Vinny trashing is great.

[@Charlie_Alpha_Lima]

You don't want your dentist to be named Tyrone Smith. God damn Cumia's racist jokes wer killer😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RevMraj]

A guy thanks for posting these I really didn't realize how much I missed this crew

[@coachbilly6058]

Thank you. RIP Patrice

[@MegaCharlie22]

Peroxide on the rocks...this had me dying 🤣😂😂🤣

[@faiiiryriiing]

Gargle with orajel lmao

[@stargazer4683]

2023 and this is my 383,929th restarting this playlist

[@juniorbove]

Fuck.. the foreshadowing at the beggining

[@juniorbove]

***** Right, at the beginning when Opie calls the show the "Opie & Jim show"

[@theblackhundreds7124]

I thought it was Patrice dying through being fat:(

[@Gigabomber]

it's either nostradamus...or people talking shit several hours a day that happened later.

[@MrR1D3R]

Omg I thought I heard them all no one makes me cry laughing anymore but these

[@HappyFaceLee]

1:03:56 Opie (with an attitude) cAn i gO tO tHe tApE? yes, interrupt the funny once again so that you can feel as if you somehow contributed to the brilliance of patrice, ant & jimmy

[@itsRichErich]

Weston you the man!! R.I.P Patrice

[@TCTAkilla187]

1:14:00 Jimmie's "Sleestack feet" diabetes joke is brilliant! If you remember land of the lost and understand the horrors of diabetes you will understand how perfect it is.

[@drewinsur7321]

42:05 lmao "lil dice was digging a hole in my mouth" shit is dangerous AF to be on a 24H dentist here in brazil, normally during the night the same floor would be converted to a brothel, gay ballad, gambling spot... Patrique is crazy. The entire trainables segment is hilarious and the cherry on top "stew tomato"

[@cj68plus1]

thanks for the fucking playlist. finally a pro

[@superpartial]

Opie is a trainable.

[@misstrKevin]

I love how Patrice was taking pleasure in the fact that Anthony’s mouth hurt and told him to simply take car of his mouth lol

[@esotericksoul7156]

Opie is truly the biggest hole in radio history. And I never used to think so bit after hearing this whole series once or twice it's undeniable

[@joropi]

3rd timer here, BIG SHOUT WESTON

[@shahatboy]

same here..I fuckin love it when I just listen to a random show and louis ck or burr come on the show..

[@bryandamage4007]

Vinnie probably calling Ms. Piggy right now with his kermit the frog ass voice.

[@LEXICON-DEVIL]

22:00 😂 Voss impression. Drug kicks in

[@davidbuda]

I think that might be the funniest O&A show I ever heard.

[@ganja8150]

This ain’t nothing

[@bigd3115]

glad I was able to find the beginning episodes of Patrice on O&A. this skit is cla$sic. y'all need to stop hitching about random dumb shit no one wants to hear that bullshit. if you don't find this to be funny your dead inside this radio show is hilarious......spot on with the analogies every time. thanks for taking the time to make a playlist of all these episodes. 💯💯💯

[@jakekling1763]

the club owner sounds like fozzy bear

[@Spootnik]

Sounds like that dentist just ripped Ant off besides the antibiotics. He gave him the numbing before telling him he can do nothing, so that's an extra charge, then just grinded down a tooth slightly to justify the visit.

[@senshai1267]

Glad I found this now. Gold. pure gold.

[@craigbrown5749]

48:00 LOL FRIED SALAD LOL

[@michaelreyes1474]

Vinnie dips his caesar salad in flour lmao

[@illidan155]

legend, thank you for this gem, thank you so much, i hope u are doing good and wish you all the best in life :)

[@victorhugoraga4896]

And I think Vos and his wife are still together to this day 😂😂😂

[@TheRGFam]

Jimmy's line about eating a napkin fucken annihilated me 💀🤣

[@victorhugoraga4896]

I love this episodes when they were just finding out how funny Patrice was and before Anthony became so political. This was the prime of their funniness.

[@Lil5pic]

Love the ones where they give him the floor the whole time

[@Y2JLionHeart]

56:25 "It's the new one on PAX." Underrated line. 😂

[@huhwhat6887]

Lmao “why shouldn’t the sick be big fat and delicious”😂😂😂😂😂

[@rontellem1547]

This is by far my favourite episode. I’ve never laughed hard in my life. Trainables and stewed 🍅 damn that’s funny

[@shaunaballard2311]

The dislikes on this video are from the dental staff from Ant’s old dentist 😂 “I’m sorry I barged in; I thought you were doing something retarded like eating crayons” 😂😂😂

[@Culturedtuna1]

that fucking townhouse roast had me in tears lmaoo. Siamese house bhahaa.

[@mgoldstyles]

Omg, Norton are you getting turned on? That sounds like a young girls bladder 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@drewinsur7321]

that line was incredible lol and the "look for a zipper sound" by jimmy himself

[@ibrahimtall6209]

2:40 Patrice arrives

[@howdoweknow9125]

Thank you sir.

[@wftbanks5737]

RIP PATRICE

[@kaptainkoala8476]

Jimmy’s teeth are amazing considering the lack of a lower jaw.

[@snurly8020]

Vos has claymation hands! Hahaha

[@variable7833]

Patrice and norton talking about the dentist at the begining was priceless

[@acousticmany]

Damn I wish these could be in order again for some reason they aren't

[@pimpskywalker3187]

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[@beniverson3777]

this is a weird listen knowing opie destroys the show and patrice destroys his brain and ant destroys vinnie's daughter

[@frederickbulsara8141]

patrice destroys his brain how?

[@beniverson3777]

by having a diabetic stroke?

[@milgou884]

Ben Iverson eat shit

[@beniverson3777]

aren't you cute

[@فيديوهاتمنوعة-ب3ظ7د]

Ben Iverson you should listen to the show where ant first met vinny s daughter. .

[@vacantseaofplanets]

Such a great episode desperately needs a Nopie version

[@LivingBGLegend]

Thank GodfreyO&A. They could be talent hosting. Make a small stage and start taping some stand up shows and invite a few people. I’m in

[@hoss9688]

6:30 Ant joins from ups stairs

[@Lemon-King1]

This is what anthony is going through right now........This is my rifle this is my gun!!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@Spootnik]

This is a child, she is for fun.

[@randallvandal3000]

At 10:50 Patrice is like wow hereditary teeth man lol

[@_..-.._..-.._]

52:38 _"...with his little _*_Davey_*_ & Goliath fingers.."_ -Norton re: Vos' disgusting little turtle hands. Davey? Does Yimmy think Goliath fought the Monkees?

[@catchbooker7257]

Jimmy made me laugh in this one.

[@BryGtheemcee]

"thought i told you to have a miscarriage"

[@_..-.._..-.._]

One of many things Tom Segura stole from O&A.

[@jimkelly7908]

That "trainable" audio...my God.

[@iiicuuubreathingfullyoohoohooh]

16:00

[@shaunaballard2311]

I’m sticky! 😂😂

[@YouAwakeYet]

8:38 O wow! I did the same thing one time for a toothache I had. Couldn't get to a dentist till the next day so I tried that out

[@Lil5pic]

Only thing that could’ve made the vos bashing better was if he was there

[@TheSpear]

I would never do a live read. opie had the late great patrice oneal, do a live read without getting paid.

[@sibusiso2841]

Stewed tomato💀

[@MIDImorphosis]

Nice of Kristen Schaal to call in

[@freewill5059]

real foreshadowing starting at 36 min

[@Mars_junior]

Unfortunately this is something he did a lot. With the amount he talked about it, I don't think it bothered him too much. He liked the life style he lived it sounds like.

[@craigbrown5749]

1:02:18 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 “Pete Rose.”

[@Thingsdonechangd]

"siamese home" is great

[@ngoozi]

i know alot of black dentist and doctors. then again i don't live in america.

[@thewhitelodgery]

I do live there and I knew a black dentist, African guy and was a total ninja when it came to fixing my problem

[@GENERAL1002]

Does anyone have the timestamps for the different topics?

[@hoss9688]

1:26:24 stew tomato

[@Pelon1027]

4/15/2005 air date

[@hail_seitan_]

The first time I listened through these, I didn't understand all the Opie hate. Third time through and I cringe every time he speaks

[@andrewmahoney4249]

I wish I knew who Kermit the frog is

[@rydz656]

Anthony and his future father-in-law hanging out.

[@_..-.._..-.._]

Opie was so quiet in this! How disappointing! 😂 /S

[@EastEZ82]

sad and ironic.Rip Patrice

[@iiicuuubreathingfullyoohoohooh]

5:40 Take this Peroxide...

[@craigbrown5749]

37:20 food jokes hahahahaha

[@hoss9688]

33:39 Vinnie of Stress Factory joins

[@stanspliff92]

59:57 "now yous cant leave"... how'd they miss that one?

[@JoeBoomerMusic]

Peroxide on the rocks…

[@LivingBGLegend]

‘I want to comment but I know I’ll just say something stupid’ Trolley comes around and ms fair lady tells me everything is ok and that I’m not stupid- I then fall in love and watched me grow... and grow.. and grow!

[@thesynn]

Stewed tomato lmfao

[@dborey87]

732-545-HAHA

[@AH-yu2pi]

😎👍🏿

[@catchbooker7257]

Dee Dee seems pretty cool.

[@LEXICON-DEVIL]

14:29

[@LEXICON-DEVIL]

1:08:00 😂 Now with less chromosome.