What Actually Happened to Dorcas? MYSTERY SOLVED!!!

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What Actually Happened to Dorcas? Mystery Solved!

[@Mangs1337]

You can finally stop losing sleep over this now guys!

[@mauvedragontiddies9244]

Thank you based Mangs, I can finally rest after all these years ...

[@tetrais]

This is better than Matpat's Theories.

[@not_hockeym4n]

this is beautiful

[@justinmajor9728]

I was a featured comment, hell yah. Love u Mangs.

[@hilalozcan8726]

Trust no body, not even this comment

[@felix56291]

Shoutout to the actor who played Dorcas and was forced to eat the poisoned mutton in the commercial

[@benjaminborkowski12]

Thank you, Mr.Dorcas, for slapping your face against a table!

[@QuantemDeconstructor]

unfortunately for Dorcas' actor poison in the real world is mildly threatening, unless it was FE poison, then he maybe lost a few days off his lifespan

[@JTF544]

oh yeah yeah

[@qharemswagbola7159]

@@JTF544 dead meme

[@ImmaLittlePip]

@@QuantemDeconstructor If it's fe7 posion then he's good since it took months of posioning Lyn's grandfather and even then he didn't die

[@MK7219000]

Gotta love how a poorly made commercial leads to one of the greatest fire emblem memes ever.

[@that1valentian769]

#SherlockMangs

[@ShadowyoshiThe2nd]

This has to be the most precise and refined Fire Emblem shitpost I have ever seen on this channel

[@that1valentian769]

#SherlockMangs

[@alextrin683]

ShadowyoshiThe2nd Child, this is a legitimate theory. Get with the program.

[@alexsantos1161]

This is not shitpost, Man. This is art

[@cameronsydnor7330]

This actually went into a lot more detail than I expected, it would actually be hilarious if Intelligent Systems accepted this as cannon.

[@Kuma5655]

Cameron Sydnor I can imagine them making this canon by them putting Dorcas in a house where you catch him monologuing about this.

[@stickfigure8416]

They put Dorcas in Heroes out of pure meme power, I wouldn't be surprised

[@that1valentian769]

#SherlockMangs

[@GenJotsu]

What's there to accept? It's real.

[@lpfan4491]

It would be funny to see an older dorcas tell the fe6 crew that laus is pretty, but serves pretty horrible mutton that made it impossible for him to actually leak zephiels plans because he had to recover the last few years

[@icelerate8141]

This is actually well written and makes perfect sense. You should work as an FE game developer.

[@that1valentian769]

#SherlockMangs

[@that1valentian769]

By Fates standards, then yes it's well written and makes perfect sense.

[@hansdoerr7410]

And let's be honest: Mangs could write a better story than Fates.

[@stickfigure8416]

A dry potato could write a better story than Fates

[@Prodawg]

A jews foreskin could write a better story than fates

[@KanaofHoshido1]

This... This is the most accurate theory about Dorcas. You have REALLY done well here Mangs. Now all we need is a theory about who Genny married and we'll be good to go.

[@Kuma5655]

Kana of Hoshido Saber.

[@mauricesteel4995]

Genny married... Seliph, she is actually Lana.

[@PalmTree457]

Nomah ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@gennytheanti-bullyranger5848]

That's a secret!

[@KanaofHoshido1]

But Genny...

[@brickbreaker9121]

>pugi shitpost I sleep >8 minute Dorcas shitpost Real shit

[@that1valentian769]

#SherlockMangs

[@randomwizard2971]

Here’s an idea for how to make this canon: In an eventual FE6 remake, an allied Fighter can be found in Chapter 12x. This fighter is, of course, Dorcas. Talking to him with Roy or Marcus will recruit him, with the Roy recruitment conversation mentioning how Slayder tried to poison him (along with the rest of this theory). Either way, after serving under Eliwood in the past, Dorcas is inclined to work with his son and his previous ally. Dorcas is in Chapter 12x looking for Armads, to use it to fight against Bern’s conquest.

[@nathanm5533]

I appreciate the answer to this 14 year old question, thank you Mangs, you are a true legend

[@SpookifyVA]

I cannot tell if this is a shitpost or an actual theory.

[@alexlee4154]

Can't it be both?

[@shieldofwind7241]

I LITERALLY just commented that exact same thing before going into the comment section.

[@SpookifyVA]

Dylan Cashwell Ooooff, must've been a coincidence.

[@donovanbarrientosreyes]

TooSpooky5me Ghast has something to do with this shitpost

[@benjaminstorace6699]

Or not. After all, "NO MAN CAN BE TRUSTED"

[@NachoTheHunter]

This is absolutely beautiful. Not only is it a quality shitpost but the theory makes so much sense. Spectacular. You amaze Mangs.

[@weepingdalek2568]

NachoTheHunter Is this enough to amaze even Mekkah?

[@Figueronie]

If they ever make an FE6 remake I hope the devs get inspired by this video to put a Dorcas Easter egg in the game. Eliwood: Dorcas can I count on you to protect my son Roy in his upcoming quest to free Elibe? Dorcas: TRUST NOBODY!!!! *slams the door on Eliwood*

[@that1valentian769]

#SherlockMangs

[@Exodiac47]

Not to mention that Zephiel survived a poison attempt with a quick recovery.

[@Steelbleeder]

Reminder that only fire can kill people in Fire Emblem

[@Kuma5655]

Steel Bleeder and a random faceless.

[@that1valentian769]

#SherlockMangs

[@robertsilvermyst7325]

And Lightning. And Wind. And Holy. And Dark.

[@jeffd.683]

Don't forget Devil Axes.

[@knilght5349]

Being the parent of a main character is pretty lethal too apparently

[@SteamyLinguini]

The next mystery solved on this channel better be how Mangs Math works, or Ima be pissed.

[@benjaminborkowski12]

Gonna solve it in 3 words: It doesn‘t.

[@seovania9601]

Actually, that's 3 words.

[@benjaminborkowski12]

Seo Vania Ok, i was going to tell you that doesn‘t is 1 word, but a google search told me that isn‘t the case. English is my 3rd language, shut up.

[@that1valentian769]

#SherlockMangs

[@weepingdalek2568]

Doesn't is a contraction for does not, so could probably be counted as either one or two words

[@Bill_Oddie_Face_Mask]

Remember, poison started FE6 as well. Desmond poisoned Zephiel… and it failed, causing Zeph, like Dorcas before him, to lose trust in humanity.

[@matthewcoyle4131]

Much better than the theory MatPat put out today. Mangs deserves millions of subs.

[@that1valentian769]

#SherlockMangs

[@SuaveGoose]

This is some top tier shitposting here

[@that1valentian769]

#SherlockMangs

[@danielmachado6902]

I mean, he had to use poison to try to take Dorcas down, since it always deals damage regardless of defences, and you wouldn't be able to break through the legendary Dorcas' defence, so it his only option

[@Kuma5655]

Dear Naga, Why does this make sense!?

[@jeremymcdonald84]

So I have alwayed loved Dorcus and never understood why my friend called him the meme lord. I'd never seen this commercial before

[@fireem]

Lets not forget that King of Bern himself was poisoned by his father and we all know how well that went.

[@Donlot_]

So THAT happened to Dorcas

[@rabbit3504]

I feel like a part of my childhood has finally been cleared up.

[@josephlyne6590]

BY GOD YOU'VE DONE IT! ONE OF THE GREAT MYSTERIES OF LIFE SOLVED

[@that1valentian769]

#SherlockMangs

[@captainkarnage9874]

The shitposting budget has gone way up. IT'S NOT BELOW 240P!!!

[@StomachPlug]

Mangs, you have NO IDEA what you just did to me. I laughed harder at this than I have in like a decade, I seriously think that I might've pulled something.

[@edyric2547]

I missed the dorcas emblem playthrough

[@that1valentian769]

#SherlockMangs

[@blueskull5027]

He was brutally murdered by mekkah for his poor bases

[@mauvedragontiddies9244]

His bases are actually okay.

[@mobgabriel1767]

"being dorcas is a pitfall"

[@arcturus64]

3:53 Slayer? I thought his name was Slayder.

[@that1valentian769]

#SherlockMangs

[@joaquinriosrodriguez7316]

You are underestimating the weapon named DorkassLayer.

[@heydouwantsomepie7893]

What really happened: He was summoned to Askr before the huge conflict began.

[@koiiblitz]

Holy shit, you've done something that Game Theory wishes they could do

[@amazinblasian117]

5:13 *Trusting Nobody Intensifies*

[@that1valentian769]

#SherlockMangs

[@reads2166]

I can’t get over the fact that the only live action footage of Dorcas we have is a couple seconds of his limp body falling over.

[@JB-bc2ry]

2:36 Pretty sure that he's saying 'The drums of war are vaiting' That accent thou.

[@benjaminborkowski12]

Nah, i personally hear a B in the beginning. I understand Breating for some odd reason, but that‘s just an r away from Beating.

[@JB-bc2ry]

Benington Maybe it's 'baiting'... ..wait. Dorcas was 'baited' into joining the meeting. We've known all along. THE MYSTERY IS TRULY SOLVED.

[@benjaminborkowski12]

Damn, Dorcas fell for such an obvious bait... it‘s just like Heroes, where Dorcas wants to bait me into spending money for orbs...

[@abtinbarzin8369]

I'm honestly glad I kept this in my Watch Later tab, this was pretty entertaining

[@sleppthememedealer36]

Tbh ... I actually believe this, man. This is ... there are no faults to this theory. Good job piecing together the puzzle!

[@that1valentian769]

#SherlockMangs

[@loruapollo6634]

4:02 That *"Recorded with screencast matic"* though

[@Philosoderp]

Can someone upload this on Nico Nico so that the Japanese fanbase can finally know the truth about our great memelord Dorcas? They deserve it.

[@tayloroldfield1200]

Part of me thought that he was cath's father. There's some evidence for this but not much. She kind of looks like natile. Bartre reminds her of her father and other things

[@ImmaLittlePip]

But hey thats just a theory a meme theory

[@that1valentian769]

#SherlockMangs

[@fireroy5796]

Thanks for watching

[@coneman0718]

You actually turned a meme into a perfectly viable theory... impressive.

[@josueorozco8729]

Mindblown mangs my life has changed to a better path now thank you

[@that1valentian769]

#SherlockMangs

[@zackkleanthous1881]

Hey Mangs and fellow Mangs fans!. Love the channel. I just completed Hector hard mode for the 1st time ever, 1 star tactics 4 star survival 2 star funds 2 star exp and 5 star combat. As you can tell 2 star funds and exp means zero arena grinding. How did I do ppl? 1st try ever. Units used - Hector. Oswin. Sain (died). Florina. Heath. Dart. Raven. Harken. Pent. Cannas. Viada. Leagult. Nills. Rath

[@Dotizera_]

When Mangs' Shitposts are better than Game Theory.

[@that1valentian769]

#SherlockMangs

[@ontospneuma1547]

Turn on the captions and you get the correct spelling of Dorcas "Dork ass"

[@omegaaesir9447]

"Poison Mutton? On my Thanksgiving?" It's more likely than you think. Free PC check.

[@thegoodoldays911]

I think it's hilarious that dorcas became popular because whoever directed the ad just arbitrarily seemed to decide to kill off dorcas. Without it we probably wouldn't have gotten his halloween alt either.

[@Ariqzegamer]

"The shocking truth will be known to us all" *Shocking truth 1 starts to play* Me : Ayyyyy

[@wackpendejo3000]

What is this? Game theory? Actually had a lot of fun watching this.

[@that1valentian769]

#SherlockMangs

[@Roge9]

This maymay has gone too far.

[@that1valentian769]

#SherlockMangs

[@rage3100]

Dorcas has Poison Immunity. He's just that good

[@doragon_central]

Dear mangs: this is the kind of content we all want Thanks

[@ElkaPME]

I consider this legit, you'd rather force a guy to trust nobody than seeing him dead, which would drag more problems than keeping him alive but good shitpost too

[@alchemistnezumi9780]

The fact that this is a shitpost that actually makes sense is rather amusing.

[@evelin4288]

That's actually a good theory what the fuck

[@Trex80X]

This is canon now.

[@xxii_odindank_iixx3301]

I just have no fucking words for this.

[@PixiePulse_]

Better than Game Theory. MatPat should hire you

[@that1valentian769]

#SherlockMangs

[@mythguard6865]

Personally my theory is after the mutton incident Dorcas traveled to the land of Dorcas with his wife and founded the country of Dorcas where Dorcas emblem takes place.

[@argonaut640]

One question answered, another to go. "who are you?"

[@EnergyBurst2]

I've been asking myself this question for so long, its a rather grand feeling to finally have an answer after all these years. Thank you Mangs!

[@Skeleton-chan]

This is some above-average shitposting if ever I saw it.

[@that1valentian769]

#SherlockMangs

[@dragon666777]

you put far too much effort into solving this mystery, i'm genuinely impressed and amazed

[@Vanessa_exe]

This actually makes sense He served in the battle against Nergal, while there he learns a certain Pegasus Knight got paid much more than him He asks for more pay but is given land instead, so he looks after his wife and daughter while working the land His farm is attacked by bandits, he doesn't want to risk his wife and daughter so he burns it down to protect them when the bandits ask him too His Daughter views this as an act of betrayal and leaves With his daughter gone, the trust in his family falling apart and lack of income he is forced to become a mercenary again He is hired by Slater because he is a well known fighter who originally hails from bern But Slater believes he will not betray Eliwood, so he poisons his food Because poisons garbage it didn't do much, but the intent pushed his already waning trust further down He leaves and goes back to looking after his Wife

[@rexming7234]

Now we just need the jav caf episode and life will be complete

[@that1valentian769]

#SherlockMangs

[@mauvedragontiddies9244]

I'm actually getting chills, this is too intense.

[@benjaminborkowski12]

Ikr? Screw FE4 remakes, and Screw FE Switch, what we really need is a Story about Dorcas, his story gives me chills everytime i hear it!

[@mauvedragontiddies9244]

I'm working on it.

[@Rezkeshdadesh]

Dorcas was chilling with Eliwood in his castle during FE6. Eliwood's illness was also caused by poison mutton.

[@rksoup2168]

“But hey, that’s just a theory; a DorCAS Theory!”

[@that1valentian769]

#SherlockMangs

[@of5606]

If no man can be trusted, why should I trust you?

[@that1valentian769]

#SherlockMangs

[@Kalakauai123]

True enough.

[@ridgenyan-botxv367]

but can you trust the man who says to trust nobody is telling the truth?

[@gmanpizza8181]

If you hate everything, does that mean you hate yourself?

[@ridgenyan-botxv367]

makes sense to me

[@Ms10000123]

That is actually pretty insightful. I excepted just another meme but... this was nice. Well done.

[@Coolkeldon]

But Hey! It's just a theory... A Mangs Theory! Thanks for Watching!

[@that1valentian769]

#SherlockMangs

[@that1valentian769]

Points for originality

[@PulseEyeBlu]

Mumkey Jones tier conspiracy shitpost right here.

[@that1valentian769]

#SherlockMangs

[@lunasperidot8760]

Mangskey Jones

[@glitchwarrior7270]

but hey that's just a theory a GAME THEORY

[@AtcyJAC]

Here I thought that Blazing Sword's commercial was terrible, but little did I know it has the deepest lore!!! Thanks for this wonderful revelation Mangs!

[@hylianundead6445]

The better question is WHAT HAPPENED TO IKE!? in radiant dawn

[@that1valentian769]

#SherlockMangs

[@icelerate8141]

He stole Micaiah's mutton.

[@lunasperidot8760]

Who cares. This is the real answer we needed.

[@cake6851]

He lives with soren his lover

[@nailahprincessofhokuto2024]

He hit the gym and upped his gains

[@DmodGmodLetsPlays]

Omg you actulay did it. I never though I'd be alive when this question was solved.

[@UnlimitedMrX]

The Legend of Dorcas "An emotional and engaging journey" -IGN

[@Thetommyhappy]

But that is just a theory, a Fire Emblem theory!

[@that1valentian769]

#SherlockMangs

[@yoh2525]

After that opening I was hoping for some documentary like stuff and I was not disappointed. Well done, Mangs.

[@that1valentian769]

#SherlockMangs

[@lute9278]

Honestly, this is better than 90% of Game Theory videos nowadays...

[@meatzzaa7764]

Mangs is about to replace MatPat

[@Vaylorchen44]

Omg that ost at 4:49... well placed mangs :)

[@threadinfinite7070]

Mangs....the fact you made this and took it completely serious. This is has got to be the greatest Fe shitpost I've ever seen.

[@minuterice19540]

I miss these shitposts. Absolute top quality.

[@tylerthomas162]

I knew this was a shitpost going in. Halfway through I thought it was a serious video. Then the shitposting comes in. Goddamnit Mangs. TRUST NOBODY

[@dryzalizer]

Who knew Dorcas had that unsightly bald spot? TMI commercial-makers.

[@Ubersupersloth]

But if Dorcas thought it was just bad mutton, he wouldn't lose trust in humanity because he didn't know it was poisoned.

[@chriram97]

MangsPat just uploaded a new shitpost theory!

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Is it me or does Dorothy look like dorcus hmmmm

[@skyblade57]

I'd say she looks like natalie, but Dorothy is from etruria and not pherae.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

skytheguy Which begs the question did dorcus pull a Joseph joestar 😲

[@skyblade57]

sorry man, no clue what you mean. I don't watch jojo

[@Rezkeshdadesh]

Daughter of Dorcas confirmed. He told her to trust nobody, so she doesn't mention him to anyone.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

FollowtheLucario A Also Joseph who is considered best JoJo by the fanbase cheated on his wife and his bastard son Josuke 4 was born

[@redhiney6666]

top tier shitpost, welldone

[@that1valentian769]

#SherlockMangs

[@purpleponteran2805]

“What happened to Dorcas?” A question that has haunted me for years on end... finally answered! Mangs, thanks to you, I can finally get the first full night of sleep I’ve had in ages! Thank you Mangs, for finally laying this long debated question, & me, to rest.

[@donovanbarrientosreyes]

But, that just a theory, A Game Theory.

[@lancerofvoid]

Mangs, this was your longest shitpost, congrats

[@robac2263]

"TRUST NOBODY" HIGH QUALITY SHITPOST 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[@that1valentian769]

#SherlockMangs

[@LeoKingdom101]

This video was amazing, Mangs. Your theory is very believable, imo. You've really outdone yourself!

[@that1valentian769]

#SherlockMangs

[@CiberHodei]

Dorcas for smash 5

[@LCardosed92]

Don't forget that poison didn't do anything to Zephiel too Mangs.... he only lost his humanity's trust

[@Mangs1337]

Holy shit, I should have included that.

[@superdash91]

EmptyChannel Poison kill faith in humanity confirmed then

[@grimadidnothingwrong4767]

That made too much sense. Who are you and what have you done with Mangs. Wait just a moment.... Mekkah! I know that's really you!