What are metabolisms in Fortnite?

[@Si1entfn]

The bananas saved bro 💀 @J4kobfn

[@crusaderanimations]

Potassium not metabolism

[@You-fh4wx]

​@@MY5T1K.🤨

[@Not_ER08]

I love zeus’s banana

[@TheDominicChannel]

​@@Not_ER08 ikr

[@GuynamedHuup]

gok gok gok gok

[@RyanTheHero3]

“I’m literally your coach” bro sounded like he was about to burst into tears

[@xirzyv]

“stop heelInG😭”

[@chaseme2hell]

bro couldn't stop yapping

[@Fridge_Fiend]

​@@chaseme2hellyappity yapping The problem today with coaches, is they can't stop metabolisming

[@chaseme2hell]

@@Fridge_Fiend 😂😂😂😂

[@chrissixtytwix]

Wouldn't you be if your entire job was to teach these brainrotted kids how to be better at a game that literally changes weapons every season? I'd get sick of little Joshua and his shit every fucking couple of months because he wants to be the "next big streamer" when he'll literally just forget about his channel in a week cause of how shit todays attention span is due to the Tik Tok Rottmaxing

[@MY5T1K.]

“GO DOWN AND GET THE METABOLISMS” 🗣️🔥

[@Termy555]

i read your comment right as he said that

[@DominicWright-ro5jf]

Same

[@thundertrooper]

Metabolisms only heal shield 😂

[@MY5T1K.]

@@thundertrooper so? No shit

[@wilmerbarrett7436]

Whats a a metabolism??????

[@RiskyMirror6213]

I think he wanted him to go down and get the metabolism

[@k-boi420]

I think the Metabolism Coach also wants his client to fight the people down below and stop using medkits.

[@MrBADAnimater]

Whey naahhhhh

[@DharkKirby]

W and also interesting pfp of temmie​@@k-boi420

[@p0zim]

You think so? 😅

[@JapanesePeppaPig]

You think he wanted him to go down and get the metabolisms?

[@horse7487]

Bro got a degree in backseating

[@IlIA8lTIll.]

Sort of is the job of a coach but yeah

[@LuxuryWax]

“Idk why you’re celebrating right now” 😭😭 dude wanted to lose

[@benjaminfranklin-810]

fr

[@CankHoburn]

quien se mueve primero ama a los chicos

[@malleo1370]

Dude wanted to lose so hard cuz his point wasnt the one that got em the win lmao

[@jazzygaming420]

this a boring way to win anyway lol

[@goodvibesanimation9363]

He has metabolism 💀

[@Aries02b]

Truly a metabolism moment

[@afreshreaction]

Bro won the best yapper of the year

[@leckerp]

truly an original comment moment

[@AnimeIsNotGood]

I hate anime its so boring like why watch that bro just watch like spognebob its way beteter

[@yanisnmr]

​@@afreshreaction😅

[@rifwann]

Yeah.. food doesnt heal that fast without metabolism

[@F_-fp9tq]

The speed I would turn that mic on would be unfathomable

[@iryn-e1953]

You meant you would rather turn your mic on, right?

[@ryanstanfield1]

bro, i have a whole mic/amp setup, which I have at about 55% volume so that it sounds clean, I woulda amped that thing up to 100% telling him to stfu so quick

[@ValentiDous]

Woah now… no need to get all freaky on that mic

[@SmileyShorts900]

@@ValentiDous😂😂

[@goofyspider]

Js mute em

[@zomhuman6270]

“On the metabolisms” He’s making this sound like a drug bro 💀

[@TTVhidn]

Medkit: ❌ Metabolisms: ❌ Bananas: ✅

[@andrewpotter9613]

Bananas have metabolism

[@hopelesscomedian]

@@andrewpotter9613 “mother I wish to have a drink which has sodium in it”

[@thegoofiestgoooberr]

@@andrewpotter9613do you mean potassium?

[@warriorzander849]

@@andrewpotter9613metabolism isn’t a thing that can be in food

[@unknownroman07]

The way I wout have just yelled “ STFU”

[@gamblerbeast455]

“Im literally your coach!!!” as he watched bro clutch up the game better than he ever could 💀

[@deathelloquendero3009]

the bananas save him, if not he would die

[@teldrynsero6791]

He got lucky with the naners, doesnt make his "coach" any less irritating.

[@NovaaZR]

yeah there’s something called luck bro

[@iantoezra]

um actually it is a discord screenshare and it is a solos game 🤓

[@samthemessiah9330]

True he clutched so hard by standing around and healing lol

[@darkvixen299]

Beo needs to stop yapping

[@666neoselen]

yeah he thinks yelling on the mic will get him famous, smh

[@unkown110]

@@666neoselenu think this is real they’re acting

[@i_am_a_australian_cunt]

real tho

[@ArkVeils]

​@@666neoselenhe thinks it's gonna work and it worked

[@YoritashiFr]

My pfp better

[@JadFino]

Plot twist the last player was the coach😂😂

[@ChippyFN04]

Most underrated comment 😂

[@ducktective1-_-]

In the end it was really the potassium he needed Edit: why is a banana joke getting so many likes

[@Penack9]

Underrated 😂

[@hectorlumbagoCringe]

@@Penack9it’s a KZbin comment…. wtf do you mean underrated ?

[@Penack9]

@@hectorlumbagoCringe u don’t understand

[@dreamz243]

@@Penack9he’s challenged intellectually.

[@Nomparellix]

@@hectorlumbagoCringebro is just runing it for everyone else.

[@Masalaplayscod]

medallion:❌ Coin:❌ metabolism:✅

[@butterthebluby1135]

@ryvanprater4867do you ever wonder why you never hear the sentence “I am proud of you”?

[@jordankempker4109]

@@butterthebluby1135damn

[@Mister.Mosquito]

@ryvanprater4867i swr these kids are anoying asf

[@liviesshqZ]

@ryvanprater4867your poor mom, prolly has sticky little finger prints all over her nice phone from playing skibidi toilet tower defense on roblox

[@gaming_kerem_2014]

​@ryvanprater4867thx

[@josiegonzales1562]

Medalions✖️ Metabolism✅

[@gregthemoaiguy8347]

that's the joke

[@rudr4_pat3l]

​@gregthemoaiguyhe knows that

[@Qwert-4960]

​@@gregthemoaiguy8347that's also an joke

[@braxvaughan]

Nah bro I’ve never said medallions when I’m coaching I legit say metabolisms

[@Pronot101]

Oh that's what he MENT

[@chicken]

Bro's banana obsession is next level, fueling his metabolism like crazy. The potassium power is real in his gameplay.

[@MaddoxGouldFitness]

First

[@phasemontony]

Every single time I see this dudes comment I’m starting to think more and more that he uses ai to comment

[@Waddle_dee_edits]

@@phasemontony you finally realized

[@rushrushw]

This shit 10x funnier cause I don’t even know what a metabolism is

[@vybzone]

he saying medallion lol

[@Naturexl]

@@vybzone he did not say that 💀😭

[@dejonparker5386]

Ikrrr

[@larrytrickett9115]

No he's not ​@@vybzone

[@ChaosCloax]

@@Naturexl he didn’t say medallion but it was what he was talking about

[@joshgarcia4602]

The Fortnite accent go crazy 🗿

[@professorgummy]

I play with him. He doesn’t actually sound like that... Usually

[@anim3z4u]

Do you go down?​@@professorgummy

[@professorgummy]

@@anim3z4u what?

[@showfown]

@@professorgummybut do you go down

[@ian3967]

@@professorgummythis just shows how Fortnite is rotting your brain.

[@DorGozZ]

The fact that the player stood calm while getting this coaching xD

[@MindScape06]

ong id tell the kid to shut the hell up and stop backseat gaming, this was the main reason why i refused to get certain players' reboot cards

[@kamui8362]

⁠@@MindScape06well that kid was trying to win and knew what he was talking about the other guy only won because he got lucky he found the bananas

[@haka666]

@@kamui8362 YOOO IS THIS YOU COACHING THAT P;LAYUER aint no way you supporting that L coaching

[@fwquan6213]

He probably was laughing his ass off the whole time

[@mikudubskasai8725]

The fact that tiny brain people like you ACTUALLY believe and take simplicity from a VOICE👏.OVER👏.CLIP👏. Is just beyond me. Srry bud, not real. Don’t feel the need to share what you would’ve done, it didn’t happen lil bro. God I can’t believe more people today believe what’s on the internet than back when the web first existed.🤦 it’s honestly ridiculous

[@cezarbenzanguilid6026]

this has same energy with “just runaway you’re gonna die” kid from warzone lmao😭😭

[@JordanKillion]

Yo, I fucking HATE backseat gamers. Bro, run my fade.

[@datfinekush9447]

on DEAD HOMIES

[@An-yp3gd]

I hate the annoying kind. People who are genuinely trying to help are appreciated.

[@Errorfile404]

They’ll know EXACTLY how to help u in that scpecific moment but they die first time every game

[@likehowdudehelp]

​@@An-yp3gdi like the people that backseat only when you ask

[@stahliboi6249]

It's literally his coach, i probably paid this guy to coach him.

[@YummyUnicornOfficial]

A true metabolism moment. 🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥

[@Cool-bn9og]

“Go down and get your metabolisms!” 🤫🔥😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫😎😎😎

[@CadenHigh-pq9qk]

Get the metabolism ❌ Get the potassium 🗿

[@iizist722]

underrated

[@iizist722]

either that or it’s stolen

[@appol2584]

what is supposed to be the joke here??

[@knackerboi]

Bananas are rich in potassium😂​@@appol2584

[@ralphwiggum1203]

@@appol2584 some guy said metabolism instead of medallion

[@Quikturns]

Plot twist: His coach was his duo who got knocked at the beginning

[@youareevil9146]

Why ofc he did, how else is he supposed to watch your gameplay 🤔

[@oncourthomicide5499]

@@youareevil9146you know who doesn’t know what beginning means? Or what a joke is? 🫵

[@NotAnEliteGamer2774]

@@youareevil9146discord screen sharing, video call, live stream, many different ways

[@Wassim-r5s]

​@@youareevil9146 your coach is supposed to watch your gameplay not play with you bro

[@KillaRai9]

@@Wassim-r5s I think he meant how like your duos in vc who dies early are the same guys who be instructing you on how to play but I could be wrong

[@DOOKIEStain251]

the amount of hate my boy would have gotten if it weren’t for those bananas 😭😭😭

[@daswarzenschwein]

Crybaby

[@Alcholic_cat]

He’s dubbing over a cash prize cup, it’s fake

[@DOOKIEStain251]

ik… this is the joke buddy

[@KianKike]

No way I would go bananas 😂😂

[@lucasho-hz4tt]

“HE HIT MY CAR AND TRYNA LEAVE”

[@jethro784]

At that point I’d just mute

[@NeverAVillian]

My man🤝

[@Memer-boiiiiiii]

I think my guy muted him at the lobby

[@anjolinajolyanjolinajoly6933]

I would scream STFU and mute him afterwards

[@Matt_237]

My son and I were playing with a streamer the other day. He did this the whole game. We won the match. He had 0 kills. Had to revive/reboot him at least 5 times.

[@faeriefire6]

some streamers are such awful people. they act so much better than the average player just because they do it on camera. so annoying.

[@MrHercule]

@@faeriefire6 ?

[@nak3dxsnake]

Its the version of practicing for commentating I think and unbridled adhd.

[@ultsm2357]

Great dad vibes

[@Butt_sniffa380]

W dad

[@raf5352]

Maybe the metabolism was the friends we made along the way

[@juansebastiansalcedogarcia935]

Underrated comment lmao

[@Misbaxelbeats_]

Do you think this is funny?

[@Ash636]

calmest fortnite player

[@errrguest6842]

Bro graduated from the yappism University of gaming💀

[@UnfairDare]

university of yapvard section fortnite

[@MilkyJoe73]

Bro would've never heard the end of it if he died

[@buhjedobry7289]

I follow the light to get me through the dark

[@deez6683]

“Go down and get the metabolisms” 💀

[@literallystingy2858]

yeah we watched the video too….

[@deez6683]

@@literallystingy2858 ?

[@Pizzahutbaby]

​@@literallystingy2858 thank God he reminded me

[@Bomberman-aiw94]

" The Coaches know BEST. "

[@Hehe-ho8ze]

Bro really wanted to get those metabolism 💀😂 bro begging on his knees for him to get the metabolism!💀😂🗣️

[@Hiseyouh]

Balls

[@COOL-GUY-1105]

​@@HiseyouhBalls

[@Hehe-ho8ze]

@@COOL-GUY-1105balls

[@naksu134]

"omg mom I'm famous😮" 🤓☝️

[@Hehe-ho8ze]

@@naksu134 bro chill out 💀

[@DerAllerechtePaul]

I'm literally your coach ❌ I'm literally you enemy ✅ Edit: Thx for soo many Likes

[@TeeKeeps]

where's the r buddy?

[@Quadraplexion]

Go down and fight all three of them 😂😂

[@DerAllerechtePaul]

Bruh so many Likes i've never got

[@larrytrickett9115]

And you couldn't even spell correctly ...just imagine how many if you proof read before posting 😂

[@Not_a_skate_poser]

Bro if my teammate starts doing this ima start screaming in my mic till he shut up

[@MoistMusic69]

Instantly muted

[@pryt0n180]

Nah just leave him and find a new duo

[@spartanshinobi8]

better yet put your mic in your mouth and just start talking I can guarantee you that I’ll make him leave

[@candlestyx8517]

I hate people who try to micromanage their teammates

[@kurama351]

​@candlestyx8517 Welcome to Siege ranked it don't matter how good you are, everybody telling "the right way to do it"

[@jcraft2805]

"There's a person behind you on the metabolism." "Yeah, I'm just better."

[@veryordinary.]

"Stop popping medkits!" While popping chug splashes

[@bdizzle721]

The sound is stolen so it doesn't match

[@benshaw5563]

“Don’t take advice from the dead guys” is a quote to live by

[@Myth_12]

The Yappington be like:

[@VelociraptorAnimations]

I love that the food/drinks are called "metabolisms". It's like if you called numbers "mathematics" or something.

[@7mb6k]

“go down and fight” me: BRO I HAVE NOVGUNS

[@Basketballer1723]

He has a shotgun bro in the first spot

[@7mb6k]

@@Basketballer1723oh thanks BUT HOW DID I GET 300 LIKES WITHOUT KNOWING

[@dizrod5776]

@@7mb6kit’s prob bc it’s true you have no gun to fight but if u did you would fight instead of running away like this guy did in vid lol

[@Superf1ex_]

We ain’t gonna talk about how clutch those bananas were at the end of

[@Rahhm_]

I really hate teammates like this! Bros voice sounds annoying, and I can’t have a mosquito buzzing in my ear😂

[@chicken]

Bro's metabolism is about to skyrocket with all those bananas he's eating.

[@baby-doll-beatz]

Hey chicken

[@dylantrashmint8379]

You are a menace to society

[@bismikamil1225]

"Go Down And get the metabolism"got me dying for an hour 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🗿🗿🗿🗿💀💀🤣🤣😂🤣😂

[@rememberme4717]

Stop the cap 😐

[@calebmcintosh3241]

So coaching is basically just having someone backseat game in your sessions?

[@fayssalelmeskini4870]

And yell at you.

[@nobodiez]

lol no. for whoever is around ppl like this, sanity tip, don’t.

[@blank7652]

Long story short, yeah. Having a coach or an IGL(ingame leader) can be beneficial, especially if you're the type that "zones in" when playing, it's always nice to have a second pair of eyes scanning and a second brain scheming for you. Unless you're that kid, then the coach gets muted with a quickness lol.

[@IronOgre]

You can't possibly be understanding what a coach is just now.

[@nickb1762]

R6 siege it’s the same crap. And when they make you eff up it’s “OMG SEE???”

[@evansco247]

Had bro stressing over metabolism 😂

[@2012hondacivic1]

We're getting the metobolisms wit this one🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[@klutz2974]

I metabolismed all over my screen at the sight of that victory royale

[@Jim_ham]

I must not be dirty minded 💀

[@OGBucknir]

I'm fighting the urge to say "ayoo"

[@a7medo925]

“YOU NEED TO GO DOWN STOP HEALING”🗣️🔥

[@Mm2ytber2]

GO DOWN GO DOWN THERE IS METABOLISMS GO DOWN OMG STOP HEALING IM YOUR COACH😂

[@salmafatah5290]

Bodybuilders: I go to the gym Construction worker: I made that gym

[@TheScavv]

To be fair, he would have lost if he didn't find those bananas

[@gustavoserrano3267]

And he would probably won against three people

[@marcind4644]

Lucky, yes. Strategically, it was still his best shot. The wannabe coach is a fucking moron.

[@Memento_Mauri]

"Which one of us is spectating rn?" Is my favorite way to shut up a backseater

[@Ashened0]

Dude acted like he was gonna die in real life if he didn't get the metabolism.

[@Antisocial_jad1]

He took the metabolism personally 💀

[@utrains2054]

bro said stop using medkits when he is using bananas 💀

[@Assyrian2003]

Coach: go down and get the metabolism Kid: shut the fuck up, I’m him

[@CrackedAim04]

What he said: stop healing What I heard: Stop mewing 💀

[@azerria3416]

Brainrot

[@Goose44games]

Brain is rotten

[@Beans8395]

@@Goose44games This not TikTok lil bro 😭🙏

[@dinkokiryakov944]

brainrot

[@jancekal1360]

your brain stopped rotting, it died

[@ItsNotGrapes]

Bro was bouta crash out

[@H2XBD]

im ngl im guilty of backseat gaming sometimes but this is just insane

[@KevinBrownie]

bro popped everything faster than my dad left he could've lasted so much longer

[@GodfreyFirstEldenLord]

Bro needed more Fiber but luckily he had some bananas

[@prajinpraveen17]

"and my favourite word is...Mataaaboooliiisssiium"

[@Cowboykilla234]

If my kid sounds like this when hes older we might have to change the lifestyle of the house

[@jaredschneider6051]

"You're breaking the car Samir"

[@tdthedestroyer1232]

"Don't take tips from the dead guys" I usually mute them once they start trying to coach me beyond the grave.

[@Marauder-q2v]

especially when they fail to pronounce the item names

[@BicyclePump]

“ run away you’re gonna die” type of vibes

[@Lumminere]

"Omg ur so lucky"💀

[@williampen10]

I think your opponent was the coach 😭

[@Killa_Alterada1]

Joke destroyer

[@BrandyEvansVIsBackAgain]

No

[@Killa_Alterada1]

@@BrandyEvansVIsBackAgain yes

[@LesRealLlama]

@@Killa_Alterada1comment ruiner 💀

[@Killa_Alterada1]

@@LesRealLlama nah

[@Klutxh.]

“Kid stfu” would’ve left my mouth faster than the speed of light.

[@the_cold_coffin8779]

I love how the dead players always tells you what to do xD

[@Watermeloncatthe1st]

I didnt know the holy bananas were named medkits💀☠️

[@countvampy]

i would literally jump off if my duo started yapping like that

[@ejastoneman8543]

Most annoying shit I ever heard why do ppl play this game lmao

[@tearsofmagnus95]

to kill the annoying shits lmao

[@ilyafartushnikov4638]

It’s not the game’s fault, just backseat gamer.

[@Fox2000xx]

I don't play it but I understand why people play it, it's intense.

[@concice1843]

I used to have a bad opinion about it to, but I tried it out with some friends and we play regularly now. Pretty fun with a squad of your friends.

[@gnglemb]

@@concice1843 almost every game on the face of the earth is fun with a group of friends

[@p0zim]

- Jump down and say something funny. - Metabolism!

[@cwix1223]

Bro was yapping on about metabolisms when the key was in fact the potassiums

[@-.-Unknown-.-]

"Keyboard there's no Keyboard, I need a Keyboard, where's the Keyboard, there's no Keyboard K-Keyboard" ahh coach 💀

[@SerpentEditz]

Bro said he is stuck with the season 1 gui

[@TotallyNotJakeIGA]

Bro was about to cry 😂

[@N0nfrchanning]

“Stop Popping Medkits” he was eating bananas 💀

[@BananaGtag12]

Bro graduated from the yapping university🗣🔥

[@colonelsandders7573]

After much pondering, deductions, and calculations, i have come to the conclusion that he wanted him to got down to get some metabolisms. Just a working theory though

[@kitetsu7534]

Dude rapping a full disstrack against his trainee

[@idler3357]

"don't ever doubt me again you lil b-"

[@AngerMaker413]

My man sounds exactly like I’d expect a Fortnite coach you found on Reddit to sound like. He wanted him to lose so he could say “I TOLD YOU SO☝🏻🤓”

[@roofguys]

Me and my friend call it congested when we’re congested and it’s rlly funny

[@Blenderbarn]

Giving me that, you are snow my elite trainee,vibes

[@sandraberglund4912]

Bro is legit the train kid from polar express💀💀💀💀

[@xFreSh999_]

"id rather you do what i say and lose than you do what you want and win"

[@dragonwolf5484]

He listened and got the metabolisms 😂😎

[@benjaminpowell1488]

When the guy who's dead is tryna tell you what to do😂

[@bigscoop1873]

Bro is sponsored by Metabolism

[@Tidalwave22222]

My friend when he joins late and I’m already in a game and he’s spectating:

[@chicken]

Bro's metabolism is about to skyrocket with all those bananas he's eating. Metabolisms: Bananas:

[@MastaBlasta678]

The student just became the teacher.