What are they saying in stock footage? (Episode 6)

[@toycat]

"Is patient critical? No they've been very supportive" is great

[@koplogame]

wtf I used to watch you

[@TheDudey]

hey toycat!

[@11am2]

Why you disappear from my recommendations :(

[@therandomidiotontheinternet]

why are you here

[@op-fb2cm]

It's always great when your favourite youtubers watch each other.

[@evskara]

this is like a weird afternoon bbc sitcom that has 3 plotlines that are slowly getting harder to follow

[@ethanfleming5447]

Like Monty Python?

[@stufftwowatchat3am]

"Patient has inherited her mother's low functioning kidneys. Strange thing to leave in your will" - best thing I have heard today

[@real_nosferatu]

wtf is your pfp? Why is China at war with Dixie? Why is Dixie allied with NATO? What does Minecraft have to do with all of it?

[@stufftwowatchat3am]

@@real_nosferatuI run a meme channel, why not have a funny pfp to go with it?

[@calowenby1654]

I can actually imagine hearing that in a medical show.

[@Key3de]

running commentary for the “excluded” man was top tier 😂

[@vice.nor.virtue]

"I'm going to exclude them.....from breathing" 💀

[@Maxedoutgio]

It felt like a death note monologue

[@Omarmualim-p7u]

Sounds like a villain of a story imo

[@SpyrosKoronis]

Dave's wine cellar is amazing, or so I hear. Tonight he's invited me to share a cask of Amontillado. Pretty exciting!

[@TheBearestBearBearBear]

Yeah, he also sent me an invite to visit his wine cellar! I wouldn't expect that from him since we've recently had some misunderstandings during one of our projects, but it appears we're still friends after all!

[@moosicisthegood]

Be careful, O Fortunato!

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

Dave's wine cellar must be an amazing place. Nobody who's gone down there has come back. They must be having such a great time 🤗

[@TimTheTierLister]

But watch out for the nitre it'll give you a nasty cough

[@marquisdelafayette-xe1ht]

When you go, please pet his pet raven. It usually sits on the bust above the door

[@william254]

"Said it was a bit of a weird present" almost died laughing 🤣

[@die66666]

that funny huh?

[@EayuProuxm]

I didn't expect to learn that cancer was discovered in 3000BC, but here we are. Thanks for the laughs and the facts.

[@adventureswithaurora]

“His father had shortness of breath only after he died.” 🤣🤣🤣

[@L00z3rB01]

I’m sobbing

[@adventureswithaurora]

@@L00z3rB01 I know. That part was hilarious. 😭🤣

[@nathaniel201]

The swan doctor scene is fully a Monty Python sketch

[@HilliIndustries]

You don´t now how actually true this is. I used to work for a company that produced stockfootage and the actors said the weirdest and funniest stuff, since they know we´re not recording sound. XD XD XD

[@HilliIndustries]

Here´s an example. We filmed a woman and a man in front of the computer pointing at stuff on the screen, talking friendly to each other blablabla. The typical stuff. They improvised and we took what they did. They were talking the whole way through and at some point their dialogue was: Actress: Can you show me that page again? Actor: Which one? Actress: The last one you just closed. Actor: The one with the children? Actress (almost bursts out laughing): What? Actor : No! We all started laughing. XD

[@abnormalanorak]

We need the entire series of Dad Joke Hospital.

[@angelmars0087]

It's just house md

[@yarde.n]

The dad joke hospital was absolutely genius

[@Boop-beep-bap]

Not the Nigerian Prince giving you money through emails 😂😂😂 he is real

[@juancabardo21]

“They excluded me. I’m gonna exclude them… from breathing.” Dang that’s a good villain one-liner

[@jubileeYAVEL]

1:01 i thought this was a mirror and that she saw herself as a big black man😂

[@Kelly-bv8hm]

another banger from adrian gray comedy, dont forget me when you're worldwide famous

[@L00z3rB01]

“History of cancer?” “Not discovered until 3000BC”

[@truffflzz]

"just because i happened to fall off a pogo stick and it happened to go outside me slightly" sounds painful

[@hoyquarlow6908]

Boing boing

[@johankarlsson2440]

I need seven seasons of "Dad joke hospital".

[@kakawhee]

Ray is so traumatised he’s speaking without moving his mouth 😔✊ #JusticeForRay

[@kakawhee]

he deserves better 😢

[@Sir_Squid]

His name is Dave, the one with the wine cellar, ray wasn't seen in this video

[@bingkundalive8914]

"Patient is intersex (in to sex). Who isn't it feels great." LOL I'm dead.

[@morbidsearch]

Haha I didn't even get it before. I always miss puns that only work in an English accent.

[@lilietto1]

Thank you to explain it, i'm not native english so i didnt get it :)

[@Weirdisjustabrownandyellowword]

Being intersex means they were probably given sexual reassignment surgery the day they were born when they couldn't consent, and never told about it, but if they were just trans they'd have to wait years and fight really hard just to have it consentually, and probably have it denied anyway. I'm sick of the right to bodily autonomy for queer individuals being denied and violated all the time. We're people too. (I'm trans.)

[@morbidsearch]

@@Weirdisjustabrownandyellowword You took a bit of a leap there considering most intersex people simply have mismatched chromosomes / hormonal sensitivity but still only have one set of genitals or the other. But other than that I totally agree. And it's laughable how all of those bills being passed to "protect" children make exceptions for irreversible surgery on infants.

[@Weirdisjustabrownandyellowword]

@@morbidsearch You're right that most intersex people just have intersex chromosomes and their physical anatomy is mostly typical. I forgot about that. However, if they had any type of intersex condition that does affect physical anatomy, then what I said is completely accurate.

[@Generic-Internet-User666]

Yesss ! Another one of the episodes !!

[@mahouu.]

"They excluded me, im going to exclude them, from breathing " NOOOOOOOOO

[@ichbrauchmehrkaffee5785]

"Toughts on IV" - "Roman for 4"

[@zachportwoodfilms]

Great as usual Adrian, been feeling down lately but your content makes me smile.

[@PerfectTangent]

History of cancer was so smooth.

[@Idk-ys7rt]

Some great jokes in there Adrian!

[@hellandruby]

This is honestly funnier than Mikaeli hitting metal. You're hilarious

[@lO_OI]

"everyone out the way"

[@tietah1262]

Amazing, especially the hospital one.

[@astrid-fp]

“i’m going to exclude them…….. from breathing…….” dear lord 😂😂

[@crism8868]

"Dad joke hospital" has such big Leslie Nielsen energy. As a fan of deadpan humor I love it

[@WhitneyDahlin]

You're videos always make me laugh! I come back and watch them whenever I'm having a rough time! Thank you! Love from Kansas City USA ❤

[@moustafamohsen]

““Have we seen the patient’s x ray😂”

[@dragons_red]

Man I love these, thanks for brightening my Friday morning!

[@_GhostMiner]

*0:20** is the best part* 👌😅

[@labibbidabibbadum]

​​Magic as usual. I reckon pretty soon you will be Adrian the White. (Have to fight a balrog for much of eternity first of course).

[@Joey7Z7Horror]

2:26 "name of the only Final Destination protagonist to show up in a sequel?"

[@koryhawkins1499]

Women like a bit of hair......... 😂 Seemed a bit of a weird present 🎁🤣😂🤣😂

[@jlb9368]

Loved all the bits! Thank you!

[@degariuslozak2169]

The south african joke was hilarious, as a south african

[@harkchester999]

0:11 this entire boing boing boy segment is quite one to jump in joy like him on the pogo stick before the incident

[@Der.Soldat]

This is hilarious. Never stop!

[@pranavmadhyastha190]

Dad joke hospital is the best🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sulanec87]

The best way to kick off a weekend!

[@IAreBean]

12 seconds ago is crazy

[@Scorpio19110]

Still on 1 view for some reason

[@lukesmith5018]

Seeing them shock in sinus rhythm made me die a little inside

[@DemigodGreenie]

1:41 hold up, is that a cask of amontillado reference

[@KoshVader]

These jokes are amazing! I had to replay some parts because of how quick the comedy is, you are extremely talented!

[@MissBlackMetal]

Wow, I really appreciate how during the Email Scam segment you actually tried to match the dialogue with the actor's mouth movements!!! That's really impressive! It's like Bad Lip Reading 😁

[@MRTUMNUS6]

You're just the best youtube comedian IMO😂

[@DeusVult838]

Dad Joke hospital reminds me of Monty Python lol

[@tewum1.20]

"is patient critical? No they dont make reaction videos looking like Jesus."

[@UnanimousDelivers]

0:46 You sounded just like David Firth, the Salad Fingers guy.

[@randompersonrnhaha]

Eminem’s been real quiet since the rap about the news about wine bottles dropped. It was s o damn deep. Truly touched ❤😭

[@Skeppsvrak]

Impeccable writing!

[@mushymystic]

FUNNY ! Sharp, intelligent humour.

[@EayuProuxm]

Dad Joke Hospital needs to be on Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime, HBO Max and even Roku

[@abednegoharuna5665]

i love this content.

[@gaimnbro9337]

I need more of this in my life.

[@JH-ne7mr]

More please! These are great

[@peter_smyth]

How do you push in front at the buffet at a surgical conference? Shout "Clear!" and all the doctors will step back.

[@KrishnaPatel-ey3zy]

The first one got me digging

[@JohnQN]

oh no he did a cask of amontillado

[@davidluchsinger7377]

Swan doctor lol

[@Dude-vq3oe]

The email scam but in real life was great.😂

[@junkjingle5190]

this dude is the funniest dude ever

[@Weaselszone]

Amazing as always

[@bm_142]

2:04 LMFAO love this

[@camilascatonebedin3002]

The history of cancer one was peak comedy

[@deadlypandaghost]

History of cancer killed me.

[@_Emit_]

this is genuinely the best form of comedy

[@aliabdallah102]

I listen to this when im a rrally bad place in life. (Quite literally every single day)

[@diogodias2855]

I laughed way to hard at the hair joke 🤣

[@Multi-Waves_Music]

This might be might be your best one yet

[@AuroraMoonChai]

It's digging time, honey

[@dr.kimberleydsouza3173]

Honestly some of the stock videos are shot so awkwardly, they're literally begging to be made fun of!

[@rainstrp]

I know you probably won’t reply, but how do you find the footage for your comedy videos? Does it take lots of digging to find the footage used in videos?

[@arayna20]

We comin out of the depressive episode with this one (not really but I really appreciatethe laugh)!

[@Desideratus21]

You are ruthless mate 😂

[@kspecv]

"History of cancer?" 💀

[@ronlucock3702]

Brilliant!

[@AidanDaGreat]

Cask of Amontillado reference.

[@gbee8263]

This is absolutely what they are actually saying-

[@invertedaura1986]

Dude! We missed you man. Cheers!!

[@skitz0phrenic]

Happiness climbed through my willy like boing boing

[@Muenni]

I missed these!

[@Meaniepanini305]

WINE CELLARS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@muscledavis5434]

The history of cancer one😂😂😂

[@horsemanpit8812]

It’s about time. (thank you)

[@Sniper_Plague]

*Bro sees a stock video and goes “hmmm. . . Now what can I make them say. . .” * grins Emily while rubbing hands together* **

[@redshot9616]

"*heavily." - 🤓

[@Sh4quille0atmeal]

now we asking the real questions

[@Weirdisjustabrownandyellowword]

"Patient is intersex." "Who isn't? It feels great." 😂😂😂

[@velvetdraws3452]

congrats on 1 mil!

[@Schmorgot]

Please make a video about Albert Einstein not wanting to be wrong about anything after proving his theory of relativity

[@Mignon15]

999K subscribers, well done my guy

[@jakubsmekal9741]

Youre so close to 1 million good luck

[@stitchfilms4598]

Flashing lights! ⚠️

[@Nobody.thatyouknow]

Obviously a joke since sometimes you can not even see their heads.

[@igolox]

This is so good 🤣🤣