What Did Your Crazy EX Do? (2 Hour Reddit Compilation)

[@dwaynegreene152]

She hit me across the face with my PS3. She didnt throw it, just swung it like a baseball bat. It still worked after that.

[@bobbybutler8897]

My ps3 just dies and your's survives little league practice, lucky.

[@curtisfranzen986]

And who thinks XBOX is better than a PS?

[@Hristiyan1991]

If it's made in US it's quality stuff.

[@MudkipzUlike]

Must have been the slim model. If she hit you with the original fat PS3 you wouldn't be here commenting...

[@dwaynegreene152]

@@MudkipzUlike it was the one with the top slide disc drive. Yeah she probly wouldnt have been able to lift the 1st model.

[@MrDlt123]

Called the police on me because she was 'afraid' I was going to hurt her. Cops saw thru it real quick, and told her to go pound sand. Then accused me of looking at my stepdaughter in a sexual way b/c one of my stepdaughter's 'friends said so.' - Later retracted the accusation and even tried to say she never said it. Was taken for mental observation twice b/c she overdosed. I could go on and on. She moved out, and has been trying to get back together with me for 3 years. No dice. Never loved being single before I got married, but I love it now.

[@curtisfranzen986]

WOW, I thought my ex was a phyco. Hope things are better for you now, Peace.

[@demonicar]

I had the same thing happen to me with the cops. We owned a house together which I was putting all the effort into trying to sell. One day she says she is coming over for some furniture that belonged to her and preemptively called the cops saying she was afraid I was going to attack her. For the record I never laid a finger on her during our six year relationship. Cops sided with me and eventually asked her if she wanted to spend the night in jail which caused her to break down crying like the little bitch she was.

[@saifullahhabid1133]

She left me for anthor guy. He cheated on her. I laughed. Here's the kicker. He never actually cheated on my ex. In her head he cheated on her. Lol

[@eddyhoopin]

the trash took itself out

[@KingRumar]

My ex-fiancee and i broke up in 2015, she got married and divorced twice by 2019. Last I heard from a mutual friend, she had a post demanding why people would agree to get married only to cheat on their S.O.

[@eddyhoopin]

@@KingRumar please tell me you commented saying something like "you and me both" or something

[@taraellis8279]

Become his friend

[@wavyron0192]

@@eddyhoopin 😂

[@It-is-me...Melsie]

It's so disturbing that someone could be cruel to an animal just to be vindictive. That poor dumped cat would have died horribly and been so frightened, and I hate to think what happened to that elderly dog.

[@RowanWarren78]

Thanks for the content warning. I want to skip that one.

[@Chuckf66]

Anyone who does that to a pet deserves to die horrifically, slowly, alone, and utterly devoid of hope.

[@misskittymcg630]

Oh God,,thanks for the heads up, ,should have it done to them,,,gotta switch to a new thread,

[@saj2392]

I like watching these Reddit videos to remind myself that I am completely in the right to avoid social contact outside of work. It's not worth it; people are scum.

[@Jedeon05]

Agreed

[@Xparkman30]

Same, I haven't talked to anyone outside of work in months and have never been happier

[@dark-marauderc6735]

I used to be a social butterfly, but after 8 years of being bullied, 4 years of being a bully and 2 hard break ups, one involving being cheated on, I closed off from the world. I'm civil with people, but i prefer a comfortable, no drama filled solitstu existence. Beibg alone and beibg lonely aren't the same thing. I'm alone, but I'm not lonely, I got ma games, ma booze, ma workout equipment, 2 birds and a pup to keep my company. Never been happier! And losing less money!

[@Xparkman30]

@@dark-marauderc6735 I wish the world would come to the same conclusion that being happy doesn't need 1000 people all staring at you

[@malikmitchell3030]

@@Jedeon05 v

[@Rictofen9792]

Normally I'm pretty sad about being single for so long, but the stories in here really put relationships into a whole different perspective.

[@eliasdeleone7059]

Unbeknownst to me, she text herself from my phone with death threats and a slew of other horrible things that equate to social suicide for me if I had actually said them or was that type of person. She showed them off to everyone who would listen at a huge party. I found out what she was doing at this party. Meanwhile, she was hooking up with me X best friend. I lost a lot of fake friends that night, but, my real friends who legit knew me and what kind of guy I was, saw through the BS. I used that situation as a launch pad to basically rebuild, educate and better myself in every aspect of my life. I traveled, worked hard and refined myself, finding success in the trades and now living a great life. She never left and never changed. I might be inclined to thank her at this point lol

[@robg8203]

That story of the the dude’s girlfriend’s crazy and abusive ex, where at the end of it he drove her little brother and him off a bridge and killed both of them… that is so sad, and I did not see that coming!

[@omariontheninetailsjenchur5908]

Same

[@personman3901]

And to think it really happened

[@kylerussell2892]

@@personman3901 no

[@curlykoala696]

"My cat will outlive this relationship" brilliant

[@feraltaco4783]

Shots fired. Direct hit. 🤣🤣🤣

[@carykingiv9569]

Ngx0 00000d

[@xDEUCEx35]

@@carykingiv9569 no

[@cartoonkelly7924]

My ex tried to sabotage any future potential guys. Eventually, my entire friend group at the time had to cut him out.

[@selmabahy9027]

Imagine being a bot like Jake and Corey

[@jeanmichellelaurent]

My "ex" Someone I never made official with and even said I didn't want him as my bf said "I just want you to myself, you don't need anyone else you have me"

[@cartoonkelly7924]

@@jeanmichellelaurent Good riddance to toxic garbage people.

[@erikajoyal765]

"All I can think about is how much it's must suck to be that dude's cat" lol me too man

[@MissSweetie]

The story of the girl who was raped with her tampon on is terrifying. Never ever ever get alone with someone you don't know properly girls, for your own safety. Edit: and boys too, there are too many stories of boys who get intoxicated and are raped, even by women. Essencially, just do not get alone in a room with someone you don't know properly.

[@birkinsmith88]

I heard that the definition rape of a man in law is only when penetration has occurred. This is utterly disgusting to me, as any female rape victim can tell you that just because your body has responded in a certain way to its manipulation, doesn't mean that you've consented. You stub your toe and you feel pain whether you want to or not, it's a reaction to external stimulus.

[@krystalnacht84]

Right. Like did she not realize that she was raped? No one told her that? Like go to the cops that bastard deserves justice. Wtffff

[@jadam1742]

i had a conversation with some girl about something like this and they all got mad at me for saying going to a bar with a guy u just met and a bunch of his friend was skecthy lmao. and im the dude

[@beck3149]

I don’t know if I even want to be alone with people I do know well

[@eW91dHViZSBpcyBjZW5zb3JzaGlw]

idk what state you heard that from but rape is unconsentual intercourse. any state staying otherwise needs to be ran from.@@birkinsmith88

[@alexissmith5637]

My kids father says im a crazy ex because i wouldn't let him have the kids when he was high all the time and was wanted by the police for skipping bail then told his parents that i was going to kill myself and the kids so they called the cops. Yep a lot more there and im crazy or so i hear from his friends and fam lol

[@groundofbeing9733]

You had kids with that person. You are crazy

[@yothiccpapigerardo3981]

@@groundofbeing9733 Lmfao as much as i would like to disagree, i got to agree.

[@apkbert8828]

@@yothiccpapigerardo3981 same ¹💀

[@josephbrown9665]

My ex wife told our kids that I was abusing her so she left me. Her own mother asked them how old is their little sister and how long has she been married to step dad? My son lived with me from 9 so he didn’t hear anything but my daughter would hear it all the time until she said that she was not going to my house because I beat her mother up when she was a baby. She was with my ex mother in law and mother in law told her that I had left her mother because she had cheated on me and she got pregnant for her little sister. She never understood why I never took her little sister on trips or for weekends. Seeing as she had my last name. Mother in law asked her if she looks like her bothers or her . Blonde hair with blue eyes. Nope black hair and brown eyes. My daughter kinda freaked out and she asked me that night when she was dropped off. I gave her my divorce papers and my child support books showing her that I paid for everything that she has ever done or gotten from her mother. My ex wife was making her babysit for her phone Bill. Only thing was that her phone was on my phone plan . She was highly upset with her mother for a couple weeks and she refused to go back home. It was summer time. I asked her if she wanted to come live with us. She said yes and I called her mother who was not happy. She called CPS on me and it backfired on her. She was forced to take a drug test and she failed it and my wife and I both passed our tests. Daughter is 26 this year and she has not spoken with her mother in 8 years now. Her mother failed to show up for her high school graduation or college graduation so she was not invited to her medical school graduation.

[@deborahyoung1873]

If someone threatens suicide, let them do it.

[@superlink44]

But never tell them to do it because then you can get into legal trouble.

[@Rootropday]

He got my name tattooed across the side of his neck. It covers the entire one side of his neck. Like it is HUGE.

[@Xx_Tuberculosis_xX]

And that's crazy because...?

[@Rootropday]

@@Xx_Tuberculosis_xX we were not together and had not been for over a year when he did it.

[@emelieedvardsson7497]

JESUS glad You’re not with him. Bet he regrets it now.

[@biblicallyaccurateangel4433]

@@Xx_Tuberculosis_xX I think having someone's(mainly gf or bf) name tattooed on your body is a crazy idea in general.

[@MissSweetie]

@@Rootropday ok that's batshit crazy I think tattooing your so's name is more dumb than crazy but that is just genuinely crazy

[@Therabeeee]

I knew a girl who'd break up with her boyfriend after a day because "he wasn't paying attention to her enough". Yeah. Took 7 tries for that poor guy to get rid of her. I knew him too, he wasn't a bad guy far from it the guy was seriously cool I don't speak to her anymore because she blames him and some of our friends for ruining her relationship.

[@Therabeeee]

@Essene Sea No, you see it was the day after they got back together did she want to hang with her mates. And then got pissed when he assumed he could hangout with his mates. She felt as though he should've cancelled plans with his friends to tag along with her friends.

[@ingloriousbetch4302]

@Dream Youniverse tf? Ppl work. Ppl have family. They have lives. It's ridiculous to be pissed someone didn't just text you for a whole day. Sh*t happens. It's childish to think there's no reason for it.

[@bombshellonthego]

Dude whose ex stole money from his Bank of America account makes bad choices: first he chose the crazy ex but even worse and most importantly he chose Bank of America. He should have sued the bank. What they did was illegal. They have since had to pay out for a class action lawsuit for doing just that. Which pretty much just means that they paid a relatively small fine lawyers got 80% of it and customers got probably about $8 each.

[@emilyroundy2468]

My boyfriend is slightly allergic to my guineapigs but he still holds them and talks to them and buys them things like there his own and I love it he's so adorable lovin on them

[@Jared7873]

Reading these, I'm convinced we are having the wrong Talk with our teenagers. They understand sex. They don't get what a healthy relationship is and how to spot warning signs.

[@bombshellonthego]

I wish I could give this about a million thumbs up. I completely agree that most young adults begin adulthood not understanding healthy relationships part but that's mostly because the adults in their lives aren't in healthy relationships either. Teens and kids can only model what they see Also I agree that most teenagers understand the basics about sex but I don't really think they don't understand ALL the consequences of it, including how it intensifies a relationship... But again that falls into the category of teaching them how to build healthy relationships.

[@jarrarwinks8470]

At least y’all got the sex talk, I never got that.

[@noelle2k3]

“Was her name Fiona” omg degrassi reference

[@madkirk7431]

I think most people would confuse it with shrek.

[@girlbrat13]

So feona was totally beat up, she just was too dumb to report it when it freshly happened. O degrassi

[@TheHellensd]

i've never watched degrassi, so i was just here wondering "when did she do that to shrek?!?!" until i read the comments 💀

[@darthmaul8278]

Yeah I was confused because I also thought of Fiona from Shrek

[@jasondavis378]

I was going to say was her initials A.H., as in Amber Heard...

[@saraafox]

That one story about how the abusive ex killed that girls little brother makes me genuinely sick to my stomach. i cant believe someone could go that far. rlly sad

[@kaizokumugiwara2724]

I just don't understand why people think you wouldn't pick the pet? The choice from my perspective is : either pick the human that probably is abusive or controlling or just like most people shitty vs your fuzzy baby that you raised and shower you with unconditional love and comforts you when your sad, lonely or sick/ injured, without all the human buttholery. It's not a hard choice to me.

[@jeannietarantola8173]

I've got 8 chihuahuas and they come first period.

[@feraltaco4783]

"It's me or the cats." "Bye Felicia." My cats stay. It's not a debate. I have a 16 year old boy who I hand raised. He's the sweetest of boys. The only way he's leaving is when he goes to meet my brother (his best friend) in Heaven.

[@nikkiderringer]

My husband said that once... I told him i would help him pack. 12 years later, hes still here... The cat stayed with us til he passed away. He and the cat hated one another. I think the cat was jealous and if my husband left anything on the floor (shirt, sock, work boots, etc) where the cat could get to it, the cat would pee on it. Every. Single. Time. Eventually my husband learned to put his stuff away. 😂 By the time it was over, the cat slept on my husband.

[@melterrell5724]

I don't know whether to be mad or impressed that a man got a woman locked up for fake abuse charges 36:58

[@cantkeep]

Impressed, don’t think that happens alot

[@bethanygee6939]

Way to go for equality? 🤔🤷🏾‍♀️

[@SkyStalker0924]

@@bethanygee6939 Yea that's fair.

[@bombshellonthego]

Be mad, because it means it can happen to anyone, which means it can happen to you... and it isn't okay when it happens to anyone.

[@Xparkman30]

@@bombshellonthego I think that's part of his dilemma, it happens all the time to guys that never did a thing but turns out somehow a guy turned the table.

[@thornglitter]

Dude should have sued the bank.

[@craniopagi]

"I knew she had a kid, she has stretch marks" hmmmm that's not how it works

[@problybeetlejuice7460]

Yeah- Stretch marks does not equal having kids-

[@proxysrandomness9947]

If a woman has starch masks on her body does that mean she has been pargnet before?

[@ledam2654]

Lol my brother is a child and he has stretch marks. Stretch marks don't equal pregnancy lol. And NOT having stretch marks doesn't mean one hasn't been pregnant

[@ledam2654]

@@proxysrandomness9947 No, not at all. See my above comment.

[@proxysrandomness9947]

@@ledam2654 r/woooosh

[@rustytheracoon4903]

46:49 why would you tell your ex anything it's not their business to know what goes on in YOUR life I'm sorry but you brought all that on your self

[@Gantradies]

i wont lie- some of these outright made me grind my teeth

[@rogerramjet6429]

However we are only hearing one side.

[@BeastPosessedDegenerate]

mmmm teeth dust

[@latricerogers5060]

Q

[@angelicakaufman7183]

Holy crap at like 4614 this guy is listing off the stuff this girl does and then ends it with killed herself in front of me. all nonchalant like and then doesn't elaborate afterwards

[@rogerramjet6429]

Severe abandonment fears and mental instability can do that. I know someone like that now. Luckily she's 16,000 kilometres away, in another country. We are friends, but she's bipolar and schizophrenic, and heavily medicated. Technically she's a decent person, but if her meds get stuffed around due to supply, it only takes 3 days before she loses grip on reality.

[@demonicar]

For the last few months of my ex-fiancé and my relationship, she would instigate fights, antagonize me relentlessly, then lay down in front of the exit to whatever room we were in and repeat over and over “don’t touch me or I’ll call the cops. Don’t touch me or I’ll call the cops.” As I responsibly tried to distance myself from her craziness. God I could make two dozen posts about her.

[@rayerose4646]

I was outcast for ~2 years from most of my town because my ex told everyone I attempted suicide because he didnt go on a date with me. I actually had an allergic reaction because I went to smoke weed since he ditched me on the date I was gonna pay for. He now has a warrant for his arrest as he beat his wife and kids so 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@darksouls90]

38:13 hey, just to be clear for someone to slap themselves in the face until it’s red usually also creates a reddish area around the palm and fingers on the hand that was used to slap, same is said for when you slap someone else or punch a wall, your hands automatically become red and even sometimes slightly discolored, you could’ve easily told the cops this and had them check your hands compared to his, this would’ve effectively shut him down every time he tried this

[@jillianbetts4306]

I had a crush on this guy in HS, he was 16 and I was 15. We were on the swim team together and swam the same stroke. Admittedly, I made it my main so I could show off to him. We decided to hang out at his house during school hours one day. Watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail turned to heavy petting, to him pinning me to the couch and having his way with me. He kept going despite me saying "Ow, stop.." and holding my hands up, trying pitifully to get him off. Then he ghosted. When I tried to contact him at school and work, he would ignore me and turn away. When I finally was able to talk to him about what happened, someone overheard and he twisted the story. He said that we just watched TV and that I was being touchy with him, and molesting him. When my mom got it out of me a few months later, she told me to talk to his parents about it. Since his dad is a high member of the LDS Church, they denied it and obviously he did too. So I told my Bishop (at the time I was also part of the LDS church) what happened, trying to repent. Then Mr Rapey spreads the roumor that I raped him around town. I ended up moving 6 hours away and 3 months later, he moved to the next town over from me. I haven't seen him since I moved. Also, I'm pretty sure he's Gay now 🤷🏼‍♀️ Edit 8/24/22: Turns out he moved to the same city as me a year ago (pretty sure it was for school). So I moved an hour away from that city with my partner.

[@katyc.1402]

The one who knows down to the minute how long it's been since he's seen his son is so heartbreaking. 😔

[@vaterix4202]

My ex wife accused me of cheating for no apparent reason on a daily basis. The one day I walked away to the guest room. She followed me and then closed the door and blocked it. She then started accusing me again, while hitting and clawing me. Then she grabbed my phone and threw it against the wall. I eventually gently shoved her out of the way and ran to my car and drove away. Months later I divorced her. She tried to get alimony from me and tried to make me pay her parents bank loan off. I declined. That was almost 4 years ago, and she's still convinced I committed infidelity in our marriage. Some people are just wired differently...

[@brownricebro5691]

HELL no. That bitch that made up the charges and had a father arrested in front of their daughter needs to go to jail. Anyone who fakes things like that, especially when they try and get criminal charges placed and/or use it to deny custody, needs to immediately face the same penalty that the accused would have had if they had gotten away with it. For exqmple, there are too many stories about someone getting arrested, charged, and jailed for rape, then later on we find out that not only did they not do it, not only did the woman (or occasionally multiple women) in question knowingly fabricate these stories, but that it was easily provable but no one actually tried because no one cared. There was a promising college football player, who would sleep around alot, all consensual, and some girls got mad that he didnt stay with them. So they all coordinated their stories and accused him of rape, he was found guilty and sentenced. Wanna guess how they found out it was fake? SOME OUTSIDE PI HACKED THEIR FACEBOOK. They never deleted the message chain talking about the plan, but no cop nor the defence lawyer even bothered to look. He spent YEARS in prison, his football career gone, his social skills gone, and what happened to the girls? Fuck all, they SHOULD be having to serve his ENTIRE sentence imo, they fully and willfully ruined someones life just because "he doesn't wuv me enough waaaaaa".

[@Thrillll]

Was with her from ages 16-22. I wasn't able to go to the bathroom (or leave the room in general) while she was sleeping. She systematically cheated for 6yrs so she always stayed up a few hours after me to text her actual boyfriends. If I left the room before she awoke, she would scream at me and hit me and spit on me among other things. I was forced to do anything she wanted under the condition that she wouldn't ruin my life. Eventually left and she told everybody I was doing the stuff she was doing, while she started dating one of my best friends and moved in 2 doors down in the same apt complex for years then had his kids as a way to "make me regret leaving" The worst time was when I called the cops because she was literally chasing me down a highway biting, kicking, hitting, screaming at me and when they sent cops to our address after I got away from her, she convinced them to take me to jail somehow and they didn't ask me anything (because she's the girl she's the victim) further proving to me she could do anything she wanted to me and get away with it. I left 4 years ago now and I promise it gets better ❤️

[@metallifreak100]

Very first one sort of happened to me, she was going around telling people and my work that I choked her out. Luckily, no one really believed her, including her best friend. She ultimately moved away 2-3 months later. My work basically said “you don’t have to say anything, we know she’s lying”. She actually was the one who physically abused me. She stole my money, cheated on me, etc. I’ve now been with my wife for 10 years now and have 2 kids. I was a weak minded person then and let people walk over me. Narcissists prey on people like who I used to be. I still allow people to step on me sometimes but I pick my battles when I need to. Luckily my wife is a great person, so no worries with her!

[@apkbert8828]

My ex did da same but added rape to it but luccy I had msgs from da day she said it happen n the msg disproved her own story

[@metallifreak100]

@@apkbert8828 luckily she never accused me of rape because she still wanted people to believe she a virgin I guess. Good thing you had proof in your defense. it’s ridiculous what those type of people do to ruin you and gain sympathy for themselves.

[@FluffieXStarshine]

I wish I still had my cat. When my ex and I broke up I had to move with my parents. They had a cat who was not okay with other animals in the house. We tried bringing my cat to their house when we were on vacation once and it was WW3. So when we broke up kitty went with the ex. It's been over 10 years so idk if she's still arround any more, but I still miss her and have a picture of her on my dresser.

[@beautifulcrazey7713]

I love how Reddit tries to keep it equal and asks women who let crazy duck them.

[@mrguess5038]

I had a girlfriend who cut herself and starved herself, then blamed me for it because I smoked weed and she didn't like it.

[@brennanparker3189]

): I just got dumped and I can't imagine doing anything like these stories. I am just a puss and I'm afraid of embarrassing her.

[@yothiccpapigerardo3981]

Just leave her bro. There will be more chances available and maybe you'll find a keeper

[@apkbert8828]

What /\he/she said

[@bsti112590]

If you can't imagine doing anything like these, you're a good person, not a puss. Never be ashamed of decency and civility, my guy.

[@bombshellonthego]

No it means you're a decent dude. And I'm willing to bet a decent dude can do better than her... So hold your head up as you move on. If my ex hadn't been such a dong, I never would have found the man I've been happily married to for 26 years.

[@yourhope5410]

2:11:44 the rat story 🥺💖🐀 I love rats and would absolutely choose rats over people lol. They are such sweethearts

[@Xx_Tuberculosis_xX]

Tell that to europe

[@yourhope5410]

@@Xx_Tuberculosis_xX did you know that rats were not plague carriers? Fleas carried the plague, as well as humans, dogs and cats. Rats, while abundant and at times harmful, are no longer considered major spreaders of the plague. Besides, I was talking about domestic rats, not wild ones. The difference is almost as large as dogs vs wolves- they’re hardly the same species.

[@Xx_Tuberculosis_xX]

@@yourhope5410 They carried the fleas, and therefore they carried the plague

[@glow3116]

@@yourhope5410 regardless the rats never said sorry.

[@MeetTheALFFam]

Rats are sweethearts, I love them as pets.

[@jazkookie4118]

I don’t think the music quite matches the tone of some of these stories...

[@rogerramjet6429]

So what.

[@animeloverryan85]

Like perhaps miyuu's version of dead island trailer (music) look it up

[@dwightehowell8179]

I do not understand why these idiots don't call the cops to remove people that are being pests and then get a restraining order. Many would blow that off but after that if you call the cops worse will happen to them.

[@patnor7354]

Ask the guy who did call the cops only for Barney Fife to take him away...

[@JudeNance]

He took our son to baseball park when child was 12. Son got a skull fractures but ex didn't bring him home or go to hospital with us. Ex had a hot date. After our divorce, my daughter and I went to her brother's wedding. She went up to her father and said "daddy will you dance with me?" HE told her that she looked just like her damn mother. " when she died a few years later, he didn't come to her funeral 😢

[@markallen7343]

I understand what it means when you say loving your first furball/ best friend. I went through a few different girlfriend and he lasted 16years his name was pepper he was mixed with 25% shepherd and 75% Labrador retriever. He was very smart talk to your dog don't leave the in the yard You'll be amazed how smart they are when you talk to them. His bark would hurt my ears make them ring. So i tought him how to chomp for 3 thing's 1#.food 2#. Water.. 3#. Walk... he would just jump around like a little jack rabbit. Hard to put his lead to walk him. Almost ripped my shoulder out of the socket. Cause his back legs are so powerful he would end up walking sideways.. Laughing so hard every time he would do that. I love these people store

[@fourfurrypotatoes]

I want more of these videos. I love crazy ex posts.

[@PresidentDwayneEMDHComacho]

I love that the robo voice doesnt fix the bad grammar and just rolls with it like its normal

[@toxiczombiewolf5692]

A lot of these exs sound like they need to be put down

[@curlykoala696]

At 1:03:23 and there's a comment saying how abuse towards men isn't lethal as much as abuse towards women and I'm here thinking yeah okay, the lethality is true but I'm expected to forget how in this one video that it shows exactly how some women behave towards men and how easy it is for some women to just make up stories and lie to ruin a man's life. This was all to say abuse towards men may not be as lethal as women's abuse but it is still so so damaging. Also a big fuck you to any and all who say false accusations are so rare.

[@jarrarwinks8470]

My friends gf kidnapped him, raped him, and broke his little buddy. Pretty lethal in my opinion.

[@db8834]

Hey, there is a bloody video in the ads

[@roxannedunstanharvey4898]

He screamed at me because my socks didn't match

[@rauhaandawood601]

Good

[@ghxulish]

You're a psychopath

[@xLuckyyCattx]

Excuse me what..

[@roxannedunstanharvey4898]

@@xLuckyyCattx like a full blown meltdown

[@BlaqueDolphinn]

@@ghxulish your the one to talk

[@Suzismymom]

My ex stuck a knife in my leg after grabbing the steering wheel and totalled my 1968 Chevelle SS while we were arguing about me hanging out with a girl he thought was a bad influence on me. That's when he became my ex.

[@Suzismymom]

@Hugh Fountain That's exactly it! It was the loss of that beautiful car that hurt the most. This happened in 1978 or so and I adored that car, I paid $225 for it and it drove like a dream. I later went thru a few Datsuns (240, 260, 280zx) but no car ever came close to my Chevelle. Thank you for getting my point, the loss of the car was devastating.

[@amazinggrace313]

Holy shit

[@doodleferp8158]

I'm a little concerned why Harley is the thumbnail when Joker was the horrible partner

[@daisymay6505]

The soldier one broke my heart 💔🥺

[@lukevoid5498]

Most of these stories are probably one of the reasons why, I never want to get into a relationship with anyone.

[@margaretobrien229]

Came after me with an ax

[@Tootsie-yj1rz]

Wanting to put down a 🐕 because one/both is spending too much time with said 🐕… 🤬

[@JamesSmith-gm7fm]

These kind of stories are why I don't trust anyone outside my family so dating is always the last thing I want to do

[@RetroRogue.]

3:30 wtf. The creepy part is how he got in her house and her room without detection.

[@clay1876]

These videos are going to make the most paranoid person ever when it comes to having a girlfriend. Like to the point where I'll keep receipts in a locked metal box of all the purchases I've made for myself ao she can't take anything.

[@Riv_Dyl97]

Tbf, for guys in today's society....things can go south for you really quickly because of how the courts are set up. Depending on where you live, I'm willing to wager the divorce courts favor the wife. GF not so much assuming you have separate bank accounts which would be the most major issue.

[@deckdriver]

To anyone who is trying to separate bank accounts like the one story here, go to a different institution!!! That way you have a clean break that the bank steal out if if the other person tries to screw you!

[@justinrodyk575]

Bro you don’t make sense ??

[@salmadeloera253]

“was her name Fiona” HAHA is this a degrassi reference 😭😂

[@esmooth919]

The craziest thing an ex has ever done to me... Besides play with my feelings, is wish that I had traded places with her father who had, at the time, JUST passed away. After something like that, I should have gotten a restraining order on her, but by that point I had already deleted her number from both my phone and my mind.

[@junit1123]

32:08 what the actual hell was that ending fucking psycho on a while nother level... jesus

[@theoriginalmissquinzel6937]

My best friend got a STD so she thought her boyfriend was cheating on her so she put a bunch of cameras in the house when she watch the video saw him wait till she fell asleep then bend over her and put something in her mouth then he let two guys in the front door they gave him money and then they proceeded to do all kinds of disgusting and horrible things to her and she didn't wake up turns out he was giving her benzodiazepine in a liquid form and then selling her body she called the cops and had him arrested

[@elsquibbs]

Who steals spoons and only spoons? Junkies.

[@TimmyTantrum]

The Bank of America story seems fishy. I worked there, you absolutely could close a joint account with only one party. What required everyone being present would be to take someone off the account while still keeping it open. Based off his story, it sounds like he tried to get himself removed, couldn't, then opened his own account while leaving the other one open. I bet anything he was still actively on the old account, meaning BofA had every right to take the money to cover the difference. He either misunderstood or was deceived, but he should have and would have been able to close the account before opening a new one. That being said, BofA doesn't pay employees enough to hold onto quality talent before they jump ship to other banks, so I'm wondering if the person helping him was just wildly incompetent.

[@ravenfox926]

I once quoted Mel Gibson to an ex who didnt like my pets. I said, "you'll go before the mutt!"

[@skylarcorgiqueen]

He never leaves me alone. Like. He genuinely messages me randomly and sends me friend requests. We’ve been broken up for like 2 years and I’ve told him I want nothing to do with him. He also tries to message me in Swedish (my first language) but he’s British and knows nothing about Swedish. He also threatens my fiancé who he doesn’t know

[@hottopiccowboy]

my ex ghosted me for 8 months, broke up with me on my birthday after i already accepted i was ghosted, asked to still be friends (i said okay) had a crush on my sister, defended sexual assault, then told me we were gonna get back together then daetd a girl who bullied me to the point it got physical sometimes. after she cheated on him, came back to me but i already accepted i was done with him. plus his friends and my sister all hinted to him cheating when we were dating a few months later, i met my current bf. (we're ldr. hes norwegian im american) showed up to my house randomly and ate dinner with my family, stole $120 from my sister then told me "i heard you have a boyfriend now, if he hurts you im gonna snap his neck" (lets take a moment to appreciate the irony) then while on a discord call with my bf and played games and hiding in my room from him, he and his friend barge in without knocking, steal my headest and start talking perfectly kindly to him, then pushing my LITERAL PROFFESIONAL MIC away from them thinking thats gonna stop my mic from picking up their voices. and proceeding to shit talk him. when my bf says he can hear them they get defensive and threaten him and dare say his accent is dumb mean while they sound like the definition of trailer trash (and kinda look like it too) then last year showed up to my house again, when they tried to go in my room i kicked them out and said i dont want them there, then they got confused as to why im being so mean to them and how he thought we were all good friends.

[@Jamlife16]

listening to this, made me realize I am the crazy person. I jumped out of a moving car because I was mad at the guy I was sleeping with

[@ChainedXVeteran]

No one is talking about the Potassium element pun lol

[@rogerramjet6429]

I was thinking about potassium cyanide.

[@firedragonv2408]

1:50 crazy feels like an understatement

[@MollyHuffle]

22:45 Okay. Best dad ever!

[@Thundralight]

Just be very very careful of who you let into your life. I think most people are just afraid of being alone. Try it sometime and you will find how drama free and uncomplicated your life will become.

[@gman2380]

When we first began dating we worked for the same company. I refused to throw a sick day to go out with her one day. The next time I was genuinely sick she sent my boss pictures of us ( from another day out) enjoying the sunshine at the beach eating ice cream. I couldn't convince my boss she was lying and I got a final written warning for it.

[@jeanmichellelaurent]

That crossdresser gives me Buffalo bill vibes

[@jarrarwinks8470]

Hot.

[@amberkat8147]

These are SO f***ed up it's not funny. The worst of all is when people take people's pets away and dump or kill them or lie and take away custody of their child just to hurt them, although false assault or other charges, taking everything they own or something they KNOW has great sentimental value and is irreplaceable, and a lot of other BS is pretty close on the pointlessly evil scale. Why can't people just act like mature adults?

[@It-is-me...Melsie]

Yeh, the pet thing is really disturbing. What sickos. Those poor animals - heartbreaking.

[@Beatlesfanish]

The crazy ex' friend (about 15:00 is the real MVP)

[@emmersm8816]

Okay not me but one of my family members, my aunt. She told me a story of once when she was dating this one guy(now her ex, and she's in another relationship and she's doing much better!). I can't remember for how long they were dating at this point, but they were hanging at her ex's house and after hanging out for a little while with them and her dog he started tickling her-to the point she couldn't breathe. So her dog, got in between them and was pushing her ex away from her. He got off of her while her dog was between them watching him, to make sure he wouldn't repeat what he did. While my aunt was catching her breath, and he decided to play all nice with her dog with that gross baby voice, "Awww look at you being a good boy!!! Protecting mommy like that!!!!", and then did the gesture of breaking the dogs neck and still in that gross voice added, "One wrong move and you're dead though!!". That made my aunt snap out of her daze and she got her and her dog out of there. She never spoke to that guy again and she said she doesn't know what would have happened if her dog wasn't there when he was. To add on, her dog in this story did end up passing in December 2010, and she gave him the best life he could have! :)

[@Dreamer12888]

"...bred tarantulas professionally..." *Arachnophobia intensifies*

[@oldwoman5942]

Bank account story…should have sued the bank.

[@nyanbinary1717]

I don't miss my most recent ex at all, but ten years later I still miss his dog. She's the only dog I've ever loved.

[@fink2878]

7:00 if they were already dating for 3 years why would she be scared now? I'd be concerned about ptsd instead of trying to be stupid and racist

[@elinazariel]

My ex tried to strangle me when he wasnt ex yet. That followed couple of years of DV, then he got help and stopped first the physical and then the emotional but eventually I wasn't able to trust him enough to get married and broke up with him. The last thing he said made me certain of my decision to leave because it was something very mean though he had been very warm and loving for the two last years.

[@laurenspicer3259]

I once dated a guy who had at least five pets. I was sitting on his couch, and I had a Chihuahua on each shoulder, one on my lap, a kitten on my lap as well, and even his large dog who wouldn't fit on my lap rest his head on my shoulder. I also had some friends who had a very old, sick and mean cat, but whenever I visited, she would jump onto my lap, tap my nose with hers, lick my face and fall asleep on my lap. She had to be put down about three years ago, sadly. I'm very allergic to cats, but I adore animals.

[@TimmyTantrum]

My high school girlfriend would get mad at me for not calling her literally every day, because if I didn't, it showed I didn't care about her. I saw her every day at school and on weekends, but she still wanted calls. Considering how actual batshit crazy her mom was, it's amazing how relatively sane she was. (I remember her mother bought us a 1 month anniversary cake. My parents and I still laugh about that) She ended up breaking up with me after 4 months because there was no way a sophomore in honors classes was going to give her the attention she needed. She later got back with her ex, told him she was pregnant when she wasn't to trap him in the relationship, then *actually* got pregnant. Two of her friends tried to date me after, one I did for about a week because she was way hot, another was okay but I flat told her no. Both also had some serious issues at the time. To be young and dumb again. I think my ex is now married, don't know much about her now. The one I dated for a week my friend actually dated for a while, I hope she's well because she wasn't while she was dating him. The girl I rejected is now happily married and I'm actually happy for her, she seems to have turned out alright.

[@ahegao7175]

I was the crazy ex, but the reason I was the crazy ex was because 1.) I was like 13-14and he was like 17-18, so I wasn’t emotionally mature for him (guess that makes him a pedo too.) 2.) I never had a boy EVER give me attention in middle school. I was one of the real quiet and shy girls who was always online. 3.) it was a online long distance relationships so you know how those tend to go. At first he was the one who wanted to date me. I didn’t really think the relationship would ever go anywhere, given that he was much older and that we were just talking online. But once the 5-6 month mark had hit I finally started falling for him. But then I had started to get very overbearing with my interactions with him. I would want to talk all day everyday, always wanted to play games with him and put most of my attention into our relationship. He eventually saw how insecure I was and began to start disappearing for hours at a time to only give me one word responses. And that hit me hard when I was 14 at the time of the because I always always wondering “what did I do wrong?” Or “what else can I do to make it right?” And “yeah I guess I’m being overly clingy and annoying that’s why he’s ignoring me.” The guy was also very emotionally abusive, I had started to not eat to try to lose more weight for him because he was into “girls that looked like Lolis” and then once I turned went to 9th grade I realized that this relationship was toxic as hell (thanks to the help of my two best friends), I finally asked him why did he treat me like that and the guy said he basically like seeing me in pain and that he got off to the fact that was isolating me and treating me like straight shit. I ended up cussing him out and yelling at him telling him “I never wanted to talk to him again.” and that “I hope he rots in hell.” A year later I had turned 15 and he tried contacting me again and like a sucker I came back into the toxicity and after the last night we spent together on Skype I knew I had to just let him go, forreals this time. So I told him never to contact me again and don’t think about me anymore. And that was that. I had two more shitty exes but I’m not dating at the moment, just trying to love myself before I date again. Because now I’m dealing with anxiety disorder, ptsd, and clinical depression and now that I’m 20 I promised myself that I was going to work on me and just focus on myself and let things happen naturally rather then trying to run a guy down to be with me. The realization is doin me good.

[@ravenfox926]

...shave their initials on his CAT?! Call animal cops!

[@guts60]

Like yeah, cheating is awful, but when you return the clothing that you were given by your now ex don’t rip it UNLESS it is expensive

[@amaristhecrow7084]

More to the story on that dad who lost all custody with the police crashing in his home and losing even visitation. Courts are used to vindictive parents and make them go through mediation and all kinds of shit unless one of them has a súper violent record against children. They don’t even care that much about spouse abusive if the kid wasn’t injured unless it landed then in a coma or dead. . Even drugs they don’t GAF about. I know a drug addict with 50/50 custody who left his toddler outside to wander the street and he STILL didn’t lose his custody, he got supervised visitation until he passed a parenting class and was clean for a set time and then he got his 50/50 back. The only people I know with NO custody have either a record of violence OR they just said they didn’t want any custody and signed over their rights. Somethings not right with that other story. The ex of the drug addict was actually charged with harassment when she called the cops on her ex who was high, even though he really was high. It’s not that easy to get someone else to lose ALL their custody/ visitation. Courts will not put up with bullshit like that, especially if both have represents. Perhaps primary custody, but visitation and partial custody? That’s almost impossible to lose unless you are totally whacked out and violent at court or have a record of child abuse OR you sign it away.

[@unspherdcomb6]

She dated a military man in his young 20s while she was a minor(16/17) to make me jealous after she broke up with me. She prooceeded to blow a head gasket when I laughed at her when she told me that.

[@Gayas561]

I’m on my first boyfriend (sheltered family life) and I’m taking notes, I will not be a crazy ex lol

[@JRDev4All]

I’ve only had two crazy exes and one that wasn’t. One of the crazies tried to make me pick between my cats and her. The ultimatum basically was if I picked the cats, her and I were through and I was to never contact her again or if I picked her, I would be forced to move to a city almost 2 hours away but have the opportunity to have daily sex with her. I obviously show us the cats. Those damn fluff balls are the light of my life and are the reason I’m still alive today

[@rogerramjet6429]

2:13:07 that story says more than just the words in the story. For one, they're not pet people and have no consideration, plus trying to manipulate another person and house just so they can indulge in a nights sex. This would have gotten worse if that happened.

[@nanamikentosfavoritebread9170]

Damn man there's some video in your ads

[@loveshoves1825]

Do guys not plan for special events ahead of time? Sounds like guy's gf expected he would've already had her a gift for Vday. Though she really should've held off on the conversation until he felt better. That's just inconsiderate and selfish.

[@britnicox3929]

All of these just make me glad I’m single and want to thank all of my exes for not being assholes