What Does Each Faction Actually Eat? | Warhammer 40k Lore

[@majorkill]

And before anyone asks, yes... Everyone eats sass Pick up the 400k Merch here : www.majorkill.shop/

[@mrWilliams08]

Nice

[@yvesdado9545]

love that

[@georgegregory5415]

Always

[@griffionwyvrus9063]

Lmao. This comment actually made me chuckle.

[@blackjacklover99]

🎉🎉🎉 Since you made Seth‘s video about warp entities that aren’t aligned with chaos. I’d like to propose a video idea of my own. About what remains of and references to ‘our’ era and earlier things from earth in the time of 40K. That’s something I’ve been interested in for a long time. PS: Majorkill please tell me if you see this comment. So I know the idea is in your head.

[@mrblack5145]

For some reason, the thought of a Nid and a Flayer desperately trying to eat each other at the same time is top tier comedy to me.

[@prim8512]

7:41 all I’m imagining here is that meme, where a guy smoke stuff in the background while two people fight, but it’s a tau slurping on ramen while orks and space marine bite chunks each other.

[@Son.D.Lollipop]

I would imagine in the long run thr flayed would eventually just mash thr nids head into its face plate enough times until it dies

[@robertnelson9599]

The flayed one can also regenerate.

[@pedrodelaflor3377]

How bout a death guard marine farting on a nid and the whole hive fleet has a seizure at the same time

[@chuck2703]

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[@MiguelSanchezDelVillar]

In one of Gaunt's ghosts books a guy says that a few animals escaped from the devastation in Terra, spiders and rats are everywhere in the galaxy since they sneaked inside the spaceships when mankind started making colonies in the galaxy

[@ranbojd1070]

It was the emperor's plan all along now there wont be any safe Eldar Maiden worlds thats what they get for creating slaanesh

[@vincentcedric-4449]

Dont forget the cockroaches. There's no way those bugs get exterminated so easily.

[@MiguelSanchezDelVillar]

@@vincentcedric-4449 true

[@viciousyeen6644]

Imagine some Rougetrader finds a world where they still breed chickens $$$

[@sachsrussel8295]

I'm not so sure about that, It's weird those managed to survive until the 41st Millenium but not the cattle. I mean, if was organizing an expedition to colonize a far away world I'd sure as shit bring cows/pigs/chicken/goats/horses with me, there's a very big chance the local wildlife isn't edible. We know the death korp of krieg are riding genetically modified horses so they at least survived the age of strife, I can't believe there's no earth cattle alive and thriving somewhere in this vast galaxy, at least also genetically modified to suit their environment

[@JJTN2K]

Imagine a Tyranid hive fleet arriving to Terra just to be consumed by the hungry population, it would be poetic to see the Tyranid get counter swarmed like a huge lobster buffet.

[@bench-xpre55]

Hell yea!!! Load up the stov... I mean flamethrowers and get those spice guns too!!!

[@ColgateMcajax]

*props up the pepper grinder*

[@tommyfox854]

I can imagen the Tyranids bein completely confused as too why humans are not only acting like them, but are potentially more ravenous than they are; somethin long the lines of "Yo, wait, what the fuck; I just got down here, why is everyone swarming at *us* ???" before bein devoured and then forgotten about, its body not even hittin the ground it was eaten so fast.

[@jakeg3733]

Damn, now I'm wondering what Nids' tastes like. Crab? Dark fish? Ass? We won't be able to find out for another 38,000 years but I want to know NOW

[@robertnelson9599]

@@jakeg3733 Probably like poison.

[@rexlumontad5644]

"An army runs on its stomach." - Napoleon Bonaparte

[@eagle_and_the_dragon]

He says, as he stares at the blazing Russian fields.

[@bloodangel19]

@@eagle_and_the_dragon at the very least those burning fields were giving off some heat....

[@RichterBelmont2235]

Tyranids army are literally a bunch of moving stomachs.

[@Crusher888]

@@steveturner8162and a manlet

[@bruno17289]

@@eagle_and_the_dragon to be fair he thought the Russians would surrender. They didn't

[@zane1621]

For the guys and gal that might be curious, the nutrient bars and paste of the space marines serves a double purpose, not only are they easy to eat and play into the super soldier fantasy, but space marines require a larger variety of minerals like heavy metals and ceramics, which obviously aren’t present in large enough quantities in normal food. I love how much content we can get out of the 40k universe by just asking simple questions, and I’m glad you’re there to make these videos to slate the community’s bloodlust for random trivia. Keep up the good work Majorkill!

[@nathant6655]

now i’m imagining a space marine in the field chomping down on pieces of broken pottery

[@BaldPolishBiotechnol]

@@nathant6655 Laugh all you want, eating clay as a way to get minerals in regions with poor crop yields is quite common. Mostly in Africa and SE Asia, but not only...

[@carljohan9265]

To my knowledge, there is only one sci-fi setting that can match 40k in scope, and that's Orion's Arm. It's super interesting as a setting too, because it's a sci-fi with no magic (no psycic powers of The Force type of things) and no FTL ships.

[@tau-5794]

@@nathant6655 Space marines' digestion is so efficient that they can eat slightly moistened soil and get all the nutrients they need.

[@berilsevvalbekret772]

Hello! We have two gals now nice to meet you all! 😊

[@josephvoskuhl878]

For some reason I always thought that the idea a Custodes wheezing and coughing after eating the galaxies species pepper kind of funny.

[@navilluscire2567]

Even they would have to drink copious amounts of *beastmen (pasteurized) milk* to neutralize the unbearable, irritating effects of the galaxy-class ULTRA peppers' juices.

[@TheLangenator]

I love the mental image of a bunch of Custodes acting like college frat bros when hanging out off-duty. They would 100% dare each other to eat weird stuff.

[@Bodya_CN]

The 40k version of Da Bomb (which is also called Da Bomb) 😂

[@Nyghtking]

The spice that could do that would be considered Exterminautus teir.

[@enoughothis]

It's old lore but apparently the Eldar digestive system is so efficient that they excrete powdered diamond dust.

[@chaoslord2550]

OUCH!

[@federicobellini1501]

A little curiosity on chaos food: in one of the gaunt's ghost books they explain how the forces of chaos (mostly formed of mortal in this case) spread on conquered world a type of cereal, if i recall right, that grows extremely quickly and in large crops, much more than any imperial coltivation. This allow chaos to never have food supplies issues for his armies but absolutely fucks up the ecosystem of the planet. After just a generation the terrain is so deprived that you can't grow shit anymore... not that they care. This doesn't apply to all chaos forces but is a cool example

[@danielkuleshov5876]

sounds like corn to me

[@joshualim1339]

Khorne flakes

[@carljohan9265]

Perfect example of why chaos is the single most evil faction, their goals are ultimately self defeating. This description doesn't fit for any other faction, only for chaos.

[@DeepbloodFang]

sounds like Blue Milk in Star Wars

[@caindixon3157]

Could you do a video on how warhammer military rank structures compare to real life ones!

[@colindarcas6532]

Oooooo or talk about the special ranking systems like drukari incubi or necron hierarchy

[@robertnelson9599]

I assume the Imperial Guard and Navy are at least loosely based on real world militaries.

[@thomassaldana2465]

@@robertnelson9599 You're actually not far wrong. Squads/Sections of about 10 men led by an NCO. Platoons of about 3 Sections led by a Lieutenant and a Platoon Sergeant. Companies of 3 Platoons led by a Captain and Sergeant-Major. Now, in the real world, the next level is the Battalion, with a few Companies, a Lieutenant-Colonel, and whatever else they need, but 40K just skips this and goes straight to the Regiment. Above that, it gets too variable to give a reliable summary without talking about specific countries.

[@HansenDing]

@@thomassaldana2465 wait really? I think I remember companies existing in Gaunts Ghost.

[@thomassaldana2465]

@@HansenDing I wouldn't trust a word of Gaunt's Ghosts in terms of rank structure. Prettymuch every officer and NCO had their own platoon which was also a squad. That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works. It would be like if every passenger in your car is simultaneously driving their own car which is also a motorbike. I'm not having a go at you, of course, but that author knows less than nothing about military organisation. Edit: sorry, I think I get what you mean. Yes, in 40K they have companies, but they don't usually have battalions.

[@johnnys8393]

In the Fulgrim novel when the titular character meets Eldrad Ulthran, Eldrad serves Fulgrim and his men "fine meats, fruits and vegetables". Eldrad also goes on to say that he personally does not eat meat as it is "too rich" for his palate.

[@Overlord99762]

*slams axe on table* Typical of the knife-ears

[@fenorlex1126]

​@@Overlord99762Only Eldrad specifically. Limp dick noodle couldn't handle meat LIKE A MAN.

[@DoctorM42]

Super-virus Farsight enclaves used against Nids was not lost. It just no longer works. That's a thing about Tyranids - you can use bioweapons against them, but only once, since next hive fleet you face would have counter-measures against it built into everything but the most expendable biomorphs.

[@robertnelson9599]

No wonder the Imperium does not use the Life-Eater virus on the nids.

[@JeroenDoes]

It is still a bit weird. A completely destroyed hive fleet is not exactly in a position to spread this information. A species can evolve because the more resilient survive to get children. The nids need to encounter a thing to be ready the next time. However there is nothing that remembers encountering these weapons. How do the other hive fleets know to prepare against the weapon?

[@JeroenDoes]

@@tamonk9054 I thought they were a hivemind per fleet. Not the entire thing?

[@slimboarder.o7]

@@JeroenDoes no their's one Big hivemind in all nids but their are some like the hive lord that have some individualité but are still part of the Big hivemind or atleast him pretty sure that's how it work

[@navilluscire2567]

How would they be able to adapt to a particular SUPER virus if they had no (inert) samples of it to derive antibodies from them?

[@fussytom3093]

Simple concept, yet incredibly important. Cheers mate

[@bjornancraite2266]

I know space marines usually rely on ration bars/paste in field, but I imagine that when not deployed to a combat zone, like when they're home at their respective fortress monastery or home ship, they eat well. After all, they have serfs to attend their every need and whim, and whole worlds to draw on as fiefdoms. So I'd imagine they eat like lords at home.

[@lordgod9958]

It's mentioned that space wolves like to hunt and BBQ in a few different books so im sure other chapters have some culinary preferences on their homeworlds. What exactly is getting eaten I'm not sure tho, probably some sort of alien or genetically engineered food animal

[@hugovandyk9918]

Depends on the chapter. Some live a Spartan existence out of necessity, piety, pride or penance. Others probably see good food as their just due. The best food for the best warriors sort of deal.

[@cinderheart2720]

Since space marines need their food to be so nutrient dense so that they aren't wasting more energy eating it than they get from it (in addition to all the metal and rocks they need added to it to support their freaky skeletons), I believe some chapters give up on "normal" food entirely outside of diplomatic/cultural situations.

[@lolbots686]

@@lordgod9958 plus the blood angels have a special wine incorperating blood that both sates the red thirst and its quite nice Although it's def funny imagining some space wolves barbecuing some fenrisian monsters then getting mjod for a norse inspired grill out

[@yamato9753]

We do know that space wolfes have feasts from time to time and distill a special alcohol, called Mjøld, that's heavy enough to make an Astartes drunk.

[@CaptainKiLL83]

I havent read anything about Votann but old squat lore says they had Hydroponic labs that grew an edible high protein algae that they could make into a type of flour and they learned how to brew the algae into alcohol.

[@justsomeogrewithinternetac1494]

Current lore mentions that the primary drink of the Kin is called Bru, which has many varieties ranging from liquid rations for soldiers and miners to "devestatingly alcoholic" beverages. None are recommended to those who do not have the consitution of a Kin.

[@Overlord99762]

@@justsomeogrewithinternetac1494 devastatingly alcoholic 💀💀

[@gnsk-1016]

Guardsman #1 : I'm really hungry Guardsman #2 : Yeah, i kinda miss Corn Inquisitor : *DID YOU JUST SAY YOU MISS KHORNE?*

[@karpmanlarpman]

The Tau eating noodles is so out of left field but so in character

[@takirosh]

Self heating ration packs containing some sort of blue-green noodles.

[@Vollce]

I'm so glad I found this channel. I've only play some of the video games but never read books or played the board game. I love the lore of this franchise though and very excited to learn about it in a humorous way this man nailed. Keep it up Major. Congrats on 400k subs!

[@allenbedingfield2888]

Do not read the books!!!! Stay away from the board game and models!!!! For the love of God, stay away.....lol. Just kidding, the books and lore are the best part imo. They just cost too much.

[@Vollce]

@@allenbedingfield2888 i would be happy to but at this stage I'm unable to read other non-fantasy/scifi novels I have and there are hundred of w40k books I just can't be bothered with so that's where majorkill comes in. This is the best way to have the information.

[@inquisitormaddox8581]

Space marine capabilities Would be nice to know How strong are they how fast they are etc it’s very inconsistent Hope one day majorkill makes a video about it

[@krofgninut5984]

Fast enough that there is the term "transhuman dread" from normal humans being unable to comprehend how something that big moves that quickly.

[@praisethesun.praisedeussol6051]

I think he did one already quit old tho

[@seankraus5246]

Different gene seed coupled with different subjects, ie not clones, will yield different results? I've seen different ppl on different P.E.D.s and that can have a range of effects so I can only imagine how gene seed could vary particularly the less stable lineages. But idk.

[@veteran673]

I just red watchers of the throne and in it custodes to a human eye is a Blur when fighting, and to space marine they are very fucking fast, like they have to stop and focus to see all the moves. Dunno about space marines but what i do know is khan the betrayer for i red about his last thing recently. There was a crazy blood angel heretic with chainsaw axe that killed space mariens for a laugh, pretty epic guy, when he fought khan 1v1,khan waited for the last moment until chainsaw axe was just at his head, he then ducked boxing style and shoved a shortsword in the side of his head, killing him.

[@datrickster8674]

I think as fast as an average car, maybe faster. that's the base estimation tho.

[@BenYork-UBY]

"you know things are bad when cannibalism becomes the sensible choice" 40k defining quote right there

[@markmikolay9019]

I wonder if the kroot have to eat their enemies raw to preserve the dna or if they have some way of preapring them.

[@CaptainKiLL83]

From what I've read the kroot go in raw..

[@morzorkatvfm]

Kroot can cook and they also preserve meat like we do. From my understanding they like cooked meat the same as you or I might and for the same reasons. When Kroot want to take DNA they eat it raw, though the meat they want for DNA tends to come from species with specific exceptional traits. That's why they eat a lot of humans because they can eat them for general nourishment without evolving, due to humans being extremely unexceptional in any one field. I believe it's also one of the reasons why Kroot eat, or rather must eat, their own Kind, to retain their shape as Kroot. I think it's either a general misconception or an oversight by the writers that Kroot hyper evolve after one meal, because if that were true the stereotypical Kroot would not exist as they'd all be weird and wacky shapes and sizes by now. Furthermore, Kroot evolution would only take the DNA that improves themselves in one way or another for a specific situation, like with their dead-end evolutions adapting to be animals, so eating humans won't make them weaker as their core DNA is superior in basically every way. Edit: now that I'm thinking of it, if Kroot want to eat but don't want to evolve, cooking would break down the DNA into an unusable form, thereby avoiding any accidental evolutions. This is a theory but it makes perfect sense.

[@praisethesun.praisedeussol6051]

Fun fact kroot don't have an anus ore urethra any waist that there body can't consume (bones ,hair ) gets puked out.

[@morzorkatvfm]

@@praisethesun.praisedeussol6051 Like an owl. Canonically being able to go pantsless with no worries is pretty funny.

[@thewerdna]

The Fire Caste Tau were described as being hunters backs pre-qualification, so its possible they are the only sub-group of Tau who evolved to be able to eat meat

[@slitor]

I can imagine only Ethereals would have that diet, like some monastic monks or Indian gurus.

[@blackjacklover99]

🎉🎉🎉 Since you made Seth‘s video about warp entities that aren’t aligned with chaos. I’d like to propose a video idea of my own. About what remains of and references to ‘our’ era and earlier things from earth in the time of 40K. That’s something I’ve been interested in for a long time. PS: Majorkill please tell me if you see this comment. So I know the idea is in your head.

[@friskydingo9024]

I can't really picture the Tau freaking out about what Imperials or any other race eats since they're partnered with a lot of Kroot and they eat every species they come across to get stronger and are usually pretty vicious when they eat.

[@Pixel22-fs3tt]

Yeah they have the Kroot as part of their Empire as well as other species like humans and others. They do probably produce meat for those species.

[@Worldsfinestgamingvi]

Didn’t really know what Warhammer was before I started watching, by far my favorite lore channel and really helped me get into the hobby. Had to celebrate the milestone, just ordered a sweater and a hoodie. Keep it up!

[@cracklingpumpkin1569]

Next video idea: If one of the Chaos Gods decides to somehow join forces with the Imperium against the other Chaos Gods, who would it be, why and how would it affect the current setting?

[@justinweber4977]

I've wondered for a while what would happen if one or more Chaos God began embracing their more positive aspects.

[@torreyjones9324]

Malal aka malice.

[@versok2999]

Realistically it would be tzeentch and would only do it as part of some big bullshit plan

[@Buhlmanzky]

Most probaly Tzeentch as the other chaos gods have nothing to gain from joining the Imperium,brining peace and health and stability directly contradicts what Khorne,Nurgle and Slannesh want and need to exist and grow stronger

[@winiu7398]

@@Buhlmanzky I'm not sure about Slannesh. The Eldar Empire fell into degeneration when the Eldars were so advanced that they had nothing to worry about. So from their prosperity Slannesh was born.

[@jordanwebb1543]

“What does each faction actually eat?” Tyranids: Yes!

[@holasmay542]

Huge congrats on 400k bro! I've been around since you had only like 20 odd k and it's so dope to see you grow and succeed 🔥🔥

[@zakaryloreto6526]

I remember reading that Orks and green skins are green because they have chloroplast in their skin, so they are kinda like plants in which they also get energy from the sun

[@bench-xpre55]

Yea, that's what the 40k Guru told us.

[@darklordmathias9405]

As someone whom is trying to make a 5e D&D campaign set in the Warhammer 40k universe and been doing a lot of lore reading, I needed this, thanks MK.

[@licensed_beheader]

I really cracked up seeing the astartes gorging on a tyranid . Ooh the irony just got me off guard.

[@elroma7712]

"It's payback time motherfucker!"

[@Jimothyjohns]

Would you talk about how each loyalist Primarch would have ruled the imperium if they had returned before G-Man

[@vranlekhavran8294]

here we go again

[@guardsmenedwin6213]

Part two of Erda. Never stopping

[@sethleoric2598]

Never surrender!

[@majorkill]

Such a random request

[@guardsmenedwin6213]

@@majorkill I want to know about her 1v4 with some greater demons in your entertaining as fuck way. There for, shall never stop Lord Majorkill.

[@MrDorkbot]

Kinda weird that Cows and chicken didn't survive to the current setting. I mean yeah Holy Terra was in a global nuclear war but you would think at least a few of the federation of planets colonies would have cows and chickens on them.

[@mikkelnpetersen]

That's one thing I mostly think about in fantasy and sci-fi universes, diets and how they produce their food. First time I saw a 40K hive city, I asked myself: How does the imperium feed the BILLIONS of people in a hive city? WHAT they they feed them? HOW do they get it to the people? etc. I think background world building is important to make the world belivable.

[@lordgod9958]

Iirc I think it's less feeding and more starving but a good point still

[@MasterGhostf]

@@lordgod9958 They still need food or population doesn't grow. If they are starving, people will die quickly. They might be malnourished but if everyone is malnourished there will still be no population growth

[@jackxiao9702]

Mostly grain or potatoes shipped from other worlds. And the shipments back are human poop and corpses to keep biomass consistent. I think Corpse Starch a usually made as a last resort during warp storms or wars.

[@Alknix]

@@jackxiao9702 To clarify, those "other worlds" are basically planet-sized farms, completely devoted to growing crops.

[@vatiti9573]

Background world building is to me THE FIRST THING you absolutely have to do if you want to make a fictional universe believable, and you better do it well and entirely before starting to tell stories with it. Put up some rules within, cultures, while letting some room for story evolution (the balance between what is already there and immovable and what can change can be hard to figure out, but I believe that taking the needed time to do it correctly is necessary), and there you have a chance of doing something good. The least you have to rely on things such as plot armor to have the story directed were you want, the better it is (and I think everyone knows here how good is 40K as a counterexample of it).

[@pedromunoz7144]

I think that if a tyranid ate a custodes, the custodes cells would fight back

[@jamesliu8095]

other forms of corpse starch include soylen viridians, which mainly consists of pulses and algae that have been grown in vats, as well as another form of corpse starch made from insects that consume the hive's waste.

[@Gir4058]

Hey Majorkill, love your videos. What does each faction do to counter titans? Some have their own titans such as the Orks and Eldar, but others don't. Thinking of Dark Eldar, Necrons and until recently, the Tau.

[@xBoB2017x]

T'au use mantas or stormsurge platforms

[@thorveim1174]

As pointed, the Tau have dedicated gun platforms for titan-killing duty, and if that fails they use large bombers. Dark Eldar tactics mean they counter titans simply buy not fighting them in the first place, and if one pops up they would likely just retreat and hit somewhere more vulnerable. But if they need to fight, some of their weapons can definitely be a threat to titans. As for Necrons, they have more than enough firepower to deal with titans without having to field something the same size: doomsday arks are just the tip of the iceberg of what they can throw at a titan (especially if you go into more obscure lore where the Aeonic Orb becomes a thing... That thing just showing up is enough to make sure that either the necrons win or the planet ceases to exist, and can vaporize titans with no issue by blasting them with the full power of a goddamn star)

[@AustinFoss00]

I can't remember the book, may have been a Gaunt's ghosts book, they mention rats, cockroaches and other insects being on board human ships and basically colonizing any planet humans colonized throughout the ages. So I wouldn't be surprised if lots of people on other planets were eating roasted rats and roach popcorn. Which, while gross, probably wouldn't be so bad for someone growing up eating that stuff. Also, the Corpse Starch isn't super grimdark for Warhammer. Even the Judge Dredd universe has them recycling human bodies for food.

[@HiveFleetOni]

Tyranids can break down Necron bodies like any other mineral. It's just hard, because Necrons will often phase back to their tombs.

[@Drewbe821]

I wonder why the Emperor didn't use the pacification collar they use on the cattle, on Angron?

[@cinderheart2720]

Then he can't fight at all. Also, since the Nails caused any emotion other than rage to result in great pain, wouldn't pacifying him just leave him in constant agony?

[@Matthew-ws8md]

Because Custodes are all an individual unique creation rather than templated/mass produced or baseline, would it even matter too much if a Tyranid managed to consume one? (Apart potential access to the Emperor's seed that is.)

[@jackxiao9702]

DNA doesn’t matter I don’t think. otherwise the Tyranids or Humans would deploy an army of cloned Alpha level Paiutes

[@michaelhowell2326]

I wonder if the Custodes have some sort of immolation device to burn them away if they know they will be consumed by the Nids?

[@Will_Parker]

Probably more like a mini nuke. If a custodes of all things dies you know it's bad enough that they'd want everyone in the vicinity to die as well. Probably the power cell for their armor. An easy Lord explanation why we don't know about it is that propaganda states a custodes never loses so of course they won't say they have a contingency plan.

[@michaelhowell2326]

@@Will_Parker I really dig that answer.

[@ryaryathompson]

Yo ty so much for single handedly getting me hooked on 40k lore and even peeping in on making my own army...... VIDEO IDEA .... What are the races "vices"? drugs?

[@licensed_beheader]

Pretty sure daemons eat souls though its probably acts like energy drinks more than necessary sustenance.

[@navilluscire2567]

It basically means they can gain more power...somehow, and apparently means more status for a deamon based on how many souls they've consumed or even just corrupted. Why are souls so valuable? I dunno, possibly because souls are somehow more stable forms of warp stuff than whatever daemons are made of and so with enough souls eaten or absorbed a daemon could theoretically take in more warp power without risking destroying themselves...atleast not as much of a risk if they tried to do it without such souls to more or less buffer them. But it's never really stated exactly why they are so valued, these abstract things called souls, only theories or speculation like mine above.

[@prestongarvey4080]

I love warhanmers

[@caninehat6589]

Ohgggg

[@orareyou36]

More than settlements?

[@uchiha_murilo3148]

because a lot of settlements need help

[@RAD1111able]

I had a stroke

[@ShockSword52]

she war on my hammer til I 40k

[@waynegoddard4065]

One minute in and he's already gone into the Warhammer 40k version of Established Titles 🤣🇬🇧🤟

[@DaemonetteBait]

Hey there Mr Kill. For your 500k I think it would be cool if you did a stream in which you design your own subfaction with the community. Wether that be a new Space Marine chapter, Eldar Craftworld or some other thing. Of course you get to decide what they eat too. Then you can sell the BattleMace versions on your selly bit.

[@LRodz279]

Imagine you joined Khorne and the only thing you can eat is corn

[@mahiralraisyi3344]

Video idea: how would each of the primarchs would react and rule the imperium if they were to return before guilliman

[@rawdonjones8814]

You're telling me that no one ever decided to take a cow off of Earth.

[@dooomninja]

one thought about tau, the fire caste were meant to be hunters on their home world which suggests that they could eat meat, so i would imagine that the fire caste at least are only culturally vegan. i would also fee farsights lot being more experimental

[@Nyghtking]

If the tyranids ever manage to consume a Custodes then shit would get bad quickly.

[@patrickbo2045]

That burgundy is so lit, never take that off your shop!

[@AtheAetheling]

Great video! Though I imagine some earth animals stil exist on other worlds, populations that left with other colonists before the age of strife.

[@tiredman99]

Hey it's okay. Glad to see you're excited about hitting 400k you deserve it!

[@tau-5794]

Just a small correction, tyranids can eat things other than biomass, like when they consume a planet they don't just eat the plants and animals, they also take all the liquid water and an appreciable percent of the planet's crust, since certain tyranid biomorphs need specific rare minerals to be constructed. They could theoretically consume necrons, but the necrodermis would just phase back to a different tomb complex or break them apart from the inside out.

[@connormuir6792]

Hey you should do your own alt heresy it would be sweet if done somewhat seriously

[@NeonViper00]

When majorkill doesn't realize he told us not to buy the hoodies.

[@GrubSlime]

Now you put the idea of craftworld eldar Gordan Ramsey in my head.

[@forgettable8300]

Imagine you spend a thousand years training to be a chef but then still burn toast xD

[@_NIKOS9_NIKOS]

"Necrons cant eat" Zahndrekh: Never stopped me before "proceeds to shove food in his nonexistent mouth"

[@jerdasaurusrex557]

You forgot to add "which their spores help produce" after you mentioned grots.

[@whitlermountain7198]

Majorkill the kinda guy who spents a minute talking about corn while the images are slowly turning from left to right

[@RoboSapiens999]

The corpse starch is a prayer to Nurgle

[@josephrobinson6171]

The Tau one makes no sense though. They constantly refer to hunting don't they? Their culture, especially that of the fire caste's ancestors, revolved almost entirely around hunting out on the plains/savannahs. Their military doctrine is mostly based on ranged ambushes and herding/luring enemies into killzones, like a hunter would with their prey. I imagine maybe their society moved away from that and more towards agriculture, but hunting seems like an integral part of how their society evolved. Plus they have forward facing eyes like us, so they would more likely be predators or at least omnivores like us naturally.

[@rexlumontad5644]

Mr. Incredible: "FOOD IS FOOD!"

[@thisrandomchannelonyoutube7731]

If you think corpse starch is bad, wait till you hear about the scrape

[@trimeerious4349]

Hey I am one of many when I ask for a video about how each of the primarchs would react to and rule the imperium if they were to be the first to return instead of Guilliman

[@newronicusprime9163]

Do ya think fast food restaurants would still be around by 40k Like imagian a Mc groc.

[@NP3GA]

Day fifteen of asking majorkill to compare Abaddon and Archaeon

[@sunniedunbar6889]

I read Space Marines could slowly starve to death without nutrient paste/bars, as few foods could supply enough calories to keep them big boys upright and surly.

[@Evilfish82]

Ha! Never officially knew the Empire ate their dead, but when I saw hive cities I thought these guys look like they eat their dead. Nice to have that confirmed, I think.

[@ravenguard0098]

Its also possible that some(if not all) of the food of the imperium/DA Humanity have been bred selectively or evolved via natural selection over the millennia meaning their could be more nutritious and other possible side effects(e.g giving more energy than normal like in the case of caffeine)be it good and bad. It would also vary world to world.

[@DocPyro]

Welcome to Warps Kitchen. I'm Chef Gabriel Ramos of the Blood Angels Chapter and today we'll be seeing these 5 Chefs i've gathered from all over the Milky Way attempt to make food to make even the Emperor (Bless his soul) cry from joy. We have Grogfoot the Ork Nob. Habuhg the Necron Flayed Lord. Gokhan the Tau Overseer of the Earth Cast. Bulle Braidon, Heretical member of the Emperors Children. And last and most certantly least, Blodkörv Lingon, newely created member from the Leagues of Votann.

[@DocPyro]

@Majorkill44 bot spotted bot spotted bot spotted

[@genericdreamers831]

Lol that Chicken Mcnugget joke Ronald McDonald: 'Watch it, Roo! I'll slap your McAss with a lawsuit so fast your McHead will spin!'

[@matThaHatter]

2:12 looks like Majorkills stern and disapproving older brother 😆

[@wildxero]

My man knows the power of burgundy. Sick.

[@sweatsucks7719]

I garbage picked a bunch of Warhammer calenders out of an Aussie mans rubbish yesterday

[@bunnieskitties293]

Underrated comment honestly.

[@VaciliNikoMavich]

Chaos Spaghetti: “Better eat those meatballs before it eats you!”

[@gageh6684]

Tau aren’t vegan, I mean I can see how you would come to that conclusion because one of the only times we see Tau eat is when shadowsun and her team eat some green instant noddles in the field. But Farsight in empire of lies kills and eats a snowlinx, pretty much Tau version of mountain lion. He also eats bugs and roaches from under a rock. Although he does this in order to survive on mt kanji he still eats them

[@fcomolineiro7596]

One thing about corpse starch, it isn't made of human meat directly is made of biomass that primarily ate human corpse (things like insects and worms)

[@JBobo-qd4eh]

Congrats to 400k

[@WingedDynamite]

Flayed Ones: I have no mouth, but I MUST FEAST!!! Random Guardsman: ....help...

[@Tree-beard]

The Custodians eat the most delicious pasta. It's so good you won't even believe it's real, well actually it isn't. It's a sort of foam, but it's easy on the figure, you know

[@Tricolossus]

Now i wonder, what kind of art each race make

[@sovereign9708]

I tell myself I would love to be a dark eldar leader but I’d be taken out by Vect in like two days

[@isuckatusernames4297]

now I'm interested in what happens to servitor who regain sentience

[@jamalisujang2712]

Hmm.. I have an idea of fermenting wine in the warp to make it age faster so I can produce more compared to age it normally.

[@tim_the_traveler]

Now this begs the question. what's more potent? Dark Eldar Alcohol, or Space Wolf Alcohol?

[@fabiocosta3830]

About the AdMech, always wondered something. Asmuch as they replace their organs for machinery, they still maintain semblance of skin, flesh, brain matter, and even bones. How do they maintain it, considering they remove their digestive system? And i am not good at biology, but isn't necessary a blood stream to spread nutrients and regenerate tissue? Is possible they use skin grafts, or specific injections for the fleshy parts. Is possible too they have a replacement for the heart to pump blood (or similar) to the living bits, and something akin to kidneys to cleanse the fluids. Ofc, this is making sense of a world where space magic, terminator-like bots, and giant ever consuming insectoids live.

[@withlovefromlightindust591]

Hey Majorkill. Would you please make some lore videos on the Imperial Truth, the Imperial Creed, The Ecclesiarchy, and the High Lords of Terra? Thank you.

[@James-cg4jo]

the mcdonald’s chicken nuggets joke killed me 😂

[@vladimirdragonov]

"Although none of our animals survived...." Aren't horses and dogs still a thing though?

[@AngelusNielson]

"I just jumped the gun" don't worry, it happens to all of us.

[@RiffSilverthe1andonly]

Coarpse starch half off? Hell yeah

[@NeoDragonCount]

Orks will eat Snotlings as emergency snacks.

[@samueltrusik3251]

More tyranid lore pls. I am asking GW for some of the good stuff about the bugs, for the most part.

[@BloopTheNoop]

I would love to see a custodes tyranid

[@yoboikamil525]

Humans : cannibals Orks : A L L