"what does taco bell have?"

[@shardgunner4815]

"They have Taco Bell" 😭😭 No bc like what tf else is it lmao

[@EmmaFlorez]

The p stands for particularly gorgeous today, Alexis

[@theythemgae9025]

She honestly makes my little heart flutter, she's so cute 💜

[@willow417]

so vampy and glamorous today

[@VoxMora]

The p stands for ptortilla, the p is silent.

[@MuneCharbon]

fit, makeup, everything was a perfect well made fit.

[@selalewis9189]

“I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.” ~ Lucille Bluth

[@mondaynightballroom20]

I'm convinced Darby and Curtis met in some kind of interdimensional portal from another plane of existence to ours. And some might successfully argue that The South and Pennsylvania both qualify as other realms.

[@mondaynightballroom20]

@roxyortiz8819 you’re in my prayers

[@stephanieann6622]

That balllpit analogy is too true, I've heard too many horror stories of them😂

[@azsazazsa]

Darby today is giving “southern belle you see from afar and just think about how pretty she is for a few days” realness

[@ryokukagirinai]

This is officially an unpaid taco bell ad. Brb on my way to get a chalupa

[@shawnshawntheleprecaun4887]

Yeah, Trixie gets paid by Taco Bell. Not on her level yet.

[@ashtonstroman8663]

Absolutely hollering on this one!!!! 😂😂😂 the ball pit analogy spot on and so hilarious 🤣 ❤🎉 gurl I’d be thrown too ngl 😅😂 Periodt 💅🏻🌮🌯📛

[@captmorgs]

Sometimes, it feels like Curtis has as many braincells as items he can name off the Taco Bell menu 😂

[@Tatorrella]

Not asking what TACO Bell has😭😭😭 my heart lol

[@whims6278]

Crunchwrap supreme is my go to 🌮

[@medranochav]

I felt ALEXIS' expression in my SOUL

[@bobbiobanion7706]

What kind of alien did you marry? He's beautiful but has he never been blitzed out of his mind and hungry at 1 am and the golden bell looks like heaven threw you a bone. What a fascinating person to not know what taco bell has.

[@cheddarcheese089]

Alexis and the ball pit analogy sent me to another dimension

[@onetallpheeesh]

Taco Bell is literally just Taco Bell. They have 18 ingredients and every item is a combination of those 18 items 😂 its Taco Bell. What form of Taco Bell do you want?! Lol

[@MsThang507]

You are honestly gorgeous

[@sonee_moon]

Am I really early to this masterpiece

[@lorenagarza90]

On a side note, you two ladies look GORGEOUS

[@joeydurant6267]

They have about six ingredients you can use to make all kinds of awful yet delicious things to eat... I was struggling on the wording here as well cuz I hesitate to call it food... But yeah.... There's really only about maybe a dozen ingredients all told right? Taco bell should do like chipotle and just let you build your own things. Again... struggled for a word there.

[@JulesJuno737]

Defrost the beans, give us our slop, I'm saying!

[@joeydurant6267]

@@JulesJuno737 I am dead serious... Years ago I had a friend who worked taco bell and I needed a job and she had offered to get me in at Taco Bell. I'm not opposed to fast food work by any means but I had to turn it down because I knew that store was letting employees take unreasonable amounts of food home or hook up friends etc.... I am pretty sure left to my own devices in a taco bell backline I would end up dying of heart issues within a month of having the job.... It'd be like the extreme version of super size me.

[@miscc878]

I’d get an Uber. Darby has patience. I love their hardshell w/ Doritos collab.

[@FanFicnic]

The elated look Darby had upon relaying that Curtis was willing to go to Taco Bell was SO CUTE and then it was all ripped away so fast 😂

[@ellasmith5523]

the makeup is stunning

[@Slayterrrr]

Alexis helped me with train problems

[@meglyy]

Okay but the background coordination with their outfits is 😙🤌 *chef’s kiss*

[@LovelyNayru]

Black bean crunchwrap & bean burrito!!! 😻

[@sunflowerlover7979]

Has this person never been to taco bell drunk and high and just ordered everything on the menu???? Because i have! My fave is always the nacho bell grande though and the Mexican pizza, whenever i can't think those are my 2 go to orders! I do love their chalupas, 5 and 7 layer burritos, and so many other things but when im too drunk or high to order anything else, i just go back to my old standbys's nachos bell grande and a taco Supreme meal. Lol.

[@The_Cloth_Surgeon]

Ok thank you algorithm for picking up my love of Queen, you ladies are STUNNING!!!

[@lindboknifeandtool]

The end of this conversation is me driving to 3 different fast foods for your custom meal, so please I’m just picking your brain…😂

[@loriwallace9711]

Alexis this hair and make up is absolutely stunning!! You're always gorgeous but this is one of my favorite looks for you! 🥰💙🤟🫶😘

[@bradyonetta]

Alexis' sigh is making me scream

[@blu_ranger71]

My mom does this. "What does McDonald's have?" The same thing they've had for 80 years, mom.

[@kitt648]

That makeup is to die for!

[@Ellamaytoke]

The ball pit metaphor is too real 😭

[@bleachedout805]

I love the blonde's makeup. So cute.

[@jefferyymauldin515]

Thrown off is code for really stoned 😂😂

[@gibranvh]

Alexis looks incredible 🎉

[@ashleycesario6089]

I have a feeling that if you do not eat fast food this hits differently. I, too, have no idea what Taco Bell has. I meeeeean tacos, obviously, but actual signature menu items? Couldn't tell you if my life depended on it.

[@Kay_Dracula]

Y’all’s make up is amazing

[@SB-ez3dw]

Curtis is a gem.

[@blotcho84]

The sheer audacity of that question, how very dare you Curtis

[@Emerald_Vizsla]

The loaded fry pocket is an absolute slay for being under $3

[@wolfbones666]

He is stoned He's TOO down to get munchies from wherethefuckever 😂

[@mayhem875]

This is why you can’t go to Taco Bell sober, you’re too aware and you love yourself

[@Avenz0r]

That is crazy but not surprising. Their cantina chicken bowl is pretty 🔥

[@will.i.kiwalla]

To be fair, I was raised with a strict religious diet, meaning we didn't get any regular fast food stuff, none of it, ever, and now as an adult, it's really fun going to Panera or Panda Express and being like "I'm new here, what do you guys do?"

[@AlyCat2212]

Here I thought we were all born with our fast food pre-sets. Double burger no mayo, cheese quesadila, 6 inch italian sub with, etc. 😂

[@donttalktomebye]

"I couldn't think of taco bell menu"

[@death2boredom338]

The troll answer would be, "Church Bells, Doorbells, and CowBells."

[@yadirap7420]

A chalupa is like a Native American fry bread taco, doughier “shell” than a regular corn/flour tortilla. Mexican parents raised in Iowa.

[@jaymesigler6402]

Idk who she is, but she's so pretty!

[@Hitchiez]

Wow what pretty makeup

[@Catalina-Winemixer]

As an Aussie this was me when one opened in my city lmao

[@damware20]

So yall teying to make it to my fav drag dop list i see you😂😂😂😂😂

[@RaeKayJay]

What does Taco Bell have? Taco Bell has everything I could ever want at any point in my life… graduating college, ending an engagement, after my cat died… TB has always been there for me. Thru and thru

[@Manibular]

Taco Bell makes up a bunch of names

[@garystepp]

I've worked there too many times to not know mostly every menu item and all the ingredients 😅

[@Thatnativeson]

They have grade D beef

[@lindboknifeandtool]

Yeeesh

[@final_queer]

I don't trust anyone who doesn't have the taco bell menu memorized.

[@ColePenner]

The worst thing is when someone does this and you CANNOT say “how the fuck should I know, I don’t work there”. No I don’t know what x place serves

[@Aliicemomo]

Mystery meat?😂

[@Bigb00bs_umchileanywaysso]

Is her husband kept in a cell since birth without outside communication? Even I know what’s in Taco Bell menu and I’m from a third world country😭

[@Ettoruccio]

As a European… I’m with Curtis

[@marymoninger3593]

they have a chicken chalupa! order it!!

[@sparkybish]

I’ve never had Taco Bell and I’m old. The McDonald’s is right next door and I will always choose McDonald’s.

[@mikaelascott283]

They have Taco Bell💁🏼‍♀️

[@GinandJazz]

My sister got pissed because her bf asked to see the subway menu because "they have sandwiches what do you need to see a menu for" and im just like... but they do have a menu so why are you mad?

[@jakem7666]

They have bells

[@elderemo87]

What is taco bell?!?!!!?!?!!?! Are you kidding??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@victoriousbooks]

What you were experiencing is called being dumbfounded. It's when a person hits you upside the head with an actual dumb question and your brain kinda breaks 😂😂😂 You literally found the dumb question you were told didn't exist

[@damware20]

That yeah had to hurt him

[@SergioLopez-gg1ty]

Mexican here, i want to know what does Taco Bell Have??

[@ruthohara2049]

I've never gotten what I've order. It's always wrong and it's not like I'm complicated. I'll just ask for sour cream or something like that. As an experiment one time i ordered as is. No substitutions or detractions and they still got it wrong.

[@WallebyDamned]

Taco Bell has 10 ingredients and 100 items

[@kenalexandremeridi]

I recently faced my decade’s long fear of Taco Bell and had me a chalupa Did not enjoy it But the worker lady was very nice to me Somewhere in the forest preserve near my house there is a half eaten chalupa atop a beautiful rock I hope it is well 🪨

[@42069noscopepizzahut]

getting taco bell now thanks for ruining my diet 🙄😒😂❤️

[@canny_linguist]

Me reading the comments to see wtf is so special about Taco Bell (we don't have many in the UK) 🌮🙃

[@Sethernet]

You know what. Divorce

[@kuobah]

B-but crunchwrap 😢

[@nikolasincorporated]

It’s giving Jessica Simpson energy 😅

[@melissalester2308]

Baja blast

[@SamanthaEatsCookies]

I don't ear taco bell cause I'm a picky eater and I've definitely googled it to find out

[@theartistformerlyknownasmm246]

I got in the car with my white AF sil and said "let's get Starbucks" and she replied "what do they have"

[@olivierblais-turcotte2841]

I mean "mexican pizza" wouldn't be something you can guess from a place call Taco Bell

[@barbiecentral]

don't ask just get the chicken chalupa‼️

[@JuicyLoux]

I always feel like a huge pig after a question relating to fast food, even if they mean it out of true curiosity. You don’t need to know now, just get out and help me eat out of this trough. We have to go lay in the sun for 12 hours after this meal

[@jackfruth3738]

Thank god Curtis is hot!

[@shawnshawntheleprecaun4887]

Taco Bell has diarrhea.

[@CaraOMara]

Oh ffs WE DON'T HAVE TACO BELL IT'S NOT MY FAULT I DON'T KNOW 😭😭 JUST TELL ME 💀

[@PenelopeAstony]

You know Darby, no one would judge you if you felt like divorce or uncoupling was necessary for your mental health. This Taco Bell sitch is clearly gaslighting and we are here for you when you decide it's time to get out. Drop a pin, I've got a U-Haul ready to go

[@sweepyourspeech8350]

You have an exclamation point on your nose😮 I mean interesting Contour 😂

[@elisamartinez3881]

Does he only eat healthy or something ?

[@menaceX666]

Cistem crashed🤯

[@TattedLilZaddy]

Off brand fake “Mexican”food lol

[@ZombieQueeen]

He sounds pretentious and boring if he doesn’t know. Cus he def knows and he’s pretending 😂

[@Andre69626]

You have very limited fast food places that serve Mexican. I can only name 4 including taco bell. Just pick something and enjoy what you can 😂

[@LLC-zc7cp]

It's not that deep

[@RNCHFND]

Is she using tape?

[@madeira73]

Face tape? No.