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[@Ikiryo1]

Facepalm x1000000000000000000 Anyone agrees?

[@jamalabdr8433]

No

[@jacoblot2635]

+Kappa hey!I know you lol

[@Yukipai]

heres another 1

[@soufiandoumiri6495]

+JapaneseSnow hi

[@soufiandoumiri6495]

+JapaneseSnow hi

[@jakubkuchejda9045]

My cousin asked me: Who are u watching? I said that ComedyShortsGamer He asked: Which game is he playing?

[@dylanwalsh3213]

Kuba Kuchejda lol

[@uggson2445]

He doesn't play games anymore

[@diftq8191]

Kuba Kuchejda lol

[@JB_TheRock]

exactly

[@thatawesomekidd]

+uggson That's the while point *facepalm

[@cryotr5189]

he said: I want to explore the mind of a "NORMAL" teenage girl

[@taeminsant4375]

he didn't know she wasn't normal before he read it

[@Itchy__]

Little did he know... He got the most messed up teenage girl in america(and that says a lot)

[@user-rg4ip3km3g]

Ashley is the name of a hot girl at my school... I'll never look at her the same way...

[@reemgassab6410]

ommfgggg

[@hithere9893]

Danggggggg 😂😂😂

[@dazedogames3439]

Ashley was the step brother

[@MinKuBiKuMa]

lmao ikr

[@lance3193]

Jotaro Kujo rip

[@R21R]

plot twist, its dejis diary

[@nicolasweber1442]

XD, made my day hahaha

[@mrb-btw]

Lol

[@weendoac3312]

R21 The statement below is false The statement above is true Which statement is true?

[@madting4666]

R21 Made my day too LOL xD

[@Vic-rf6hs]

Someone copied your comment :/ fuck that guy tho

[@WillDuckett]

Why is Deji pretending this isnt his diary?

[@zextremegaming2075]

So not copying R21

[@ryanpatterson2729]

Hahaha True

[@bolloonboy3726]

I don't know maybe to fill normal

[@reported8969]

+Bolloon Boy I love to fill normal sometimes don't you mate?

[@ETan-sg5mz]

WillDuckett You just made my day m8

[@cooperpatterson2000]

Next thing you know, she is like 12 years old.

[@griffenmclaughlin1910]

Yeah lol

[@dragandukovski9291]

yes

[@DanDennisRobloxman]

nope she's 1

[@nathanr5737]

Cooper Patterson I would never write that

[@parryonetwo]

Top 10 Anime plot twists

[@princesscowplant398]

i need to shower in holy water 😣😑

[@c_rem6101]

lol

[@princesscowplant398]

Clarence Remy XD

[@c_rem6101]

+supernaturalgirl12 nw that was the best comment of this video hands down ,good job LOL

[@rattpack9413]

+supernaturalgirl12 nw no you don't she needs to

[@thesaneinsane935]

fuck you

[@FunnyComputerGenius]

I bet you this is Deji's diary he's reading.

[@dannylopez9905]

He is Deji do you mean JJ?

[@spud6983]

+Danny Lopez he meant it's his diary

[@dhex6176]

lol yeah

[@m0rt433]

+FunnyComputerGenius nah I wanted to make this comment.. :'( GG hahaha

[@spud6983]

James Barrett huh?

[@Spongehops]

Open You are an amazing person .. Joking like or 7 years without Wifi

[@jamie2603]

My 4g is better anyway.

[@isaacsamuel5321]

shit i have to like

[@denisstankovski9372]

LTE all the way man

[@shotgungamer5729]

Or I could dislike to keep my wifi

[@hunainjaffrey4953]

+Denis stankovski naaaaa 4G

[@coco-de5vj]

brb I need to go drink some holy water

[@ramonaheitmann2846]

Brb I need to go and commit suicide

[@ichihimefan91]

I'm gonna wash my eyes and ears with cold water 🚿👀👂

[@mangoboi1409]

brb i need to watch family friendly shows like spongebob squarepants

[@johnmcfly-zf2xh]

Brb I gotta drink bleach

[@no0byfibby793]

FangirlWifi amen

[@armansingh1588]

I thinks she's from Alabama

[@Sea7201]

Really deji... This vid was so Like this or you'll have bad luck for the rest of 2015

[@SpiredPlains]

sasuage

[@MrDJSkillz10]

read this and have good luck for all of 2015

[@schmerkahd4627]

play this speed 2 lol

[@CurryMuncher007]

Sea7201 go fuck yourself

[@zachandjackgaming9414]

+Sufiyan Noor reported

[@LightEdits]

I like cheese.... Like for cheese!!!

[@shycheezecake2978]

Like for cheeeeessseeee!!!!! :D

[@slips7619]

Cheze!!

[@n1chijou]

Omg in eating cheese holy shit

[@StephenASmith-cd7yr]

Vagina cheese!!!!

[@lopezneymar11]

+Stephen A. Smith penis cheese

[@Matteo-wf4zt]

At first when he said he was going to read a leaked diary I felt bad for the girl. Then he read it and I died laughing and this is my ghost.

[@ZahidHussain-lq3ee]

This was the best version of deji

[@Roflmaoeveryday]

So fkn true

[@drewguardo]

am i the only person who thinks this is fake? cant find diary anywhere.

[@Haggisbishop]

Of course its fake m8 xD I wish people actually had some common sense

[@roryn0077]

+Stephen Fleming lol

[@mikhaildarwesh3562]

way to kill the fucking mood

[@galax-zee3080]

i think the same he was doing this a while its builded on lies like prankster channels, it was soo fake with the mcdonalds,the arrow shooting, its not even really gamer there are more vlogs than gameplays!!!

[@squab798]

+Haggisbishop didn't Deji say that his friend Jeremy sended him a link of a girls diary or is that 100% fake too ?

[@kkg101101]

Na man that diary is too fucking weird it has to be fake

[@fredriceriksson8611]

+kkg101101 Apparently she is american... If she is, it's not fake.

[@fpsgod3028]

kkg101101 lol im american but i love ur joke

[@tjeichner3474]

+Fredric Eriksson fuck you I'm American

[@levipartridge2790]

tj eichner that just proves it why the hell would you fuck him

[@lewischapman9784]

^^^ 😂😂

[@ltgpguy2577]

anyway how do girls commit to diaries I quit after 3 days

[@Madmaxxd-yh2xd]

Comparing to 50 shades of grey is an understament lol

[@WolfieRaps]

*goes to comment section to read other peoples' reactions*

[@LawSchoolChef]

Das the way Wolfie

[@joshuaedgar9760]

Omg it's u Wolfie

[@ahlijah_6882]

How are there only 17 likes on WolfieRaps comment

[@waliulislam7324]

WolfieRaps the comment section is the best part of KZbin.U agree

[@alexanderpetkov355]

Imagine her reaction when the diary was leaked

[@UWoodKnotBelibeIUreIs]

It's Deji's dairy, not a random girl.

[@rikard.h]

Toy BonnieBG It's obviously made up... by some lonely teenage boy probably

[@Cherrie_whine]

I don't really care. But my cousin might hate me cause I said his dicks small.

[@Anonymous-jj3lb]

Perfect example of moron 12 year olds being gullible retards

[@damarimcpherson5918]

+SweetiePie Shona so raw

[@dominicroose7260]

After hearing this my brain cells committed scuiside

[@ronnyt4318]

i know they did not just say scuiside omfg..

[@imfasterthanspeed2487]

Still a better love story than twilight

[@ibbytop]

Basically Game of Thrones that diary.

[@kylecooney8867]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@uggson2445]

ahaahaaha

[@benjaminschobel2788]

Cersei's diary

[@rc_3887]

😂

[@30bside23]

So fake, done this for the views

[@aaronforster5589]

It's funny tho

[@ArunBirdee]

I mean I agree

[@domingski9495]

How did he do this for views bitch

[@Cz-zi3my]

+PlayBigTime lol

[@TrueJRR]

O rlly?

[@kratplayz2924]

turns out deji accidentally read his own diary

[@spaceboyd7631]

W

[@DuckQuac]

lmao

[@ilikelizards4459]

lmao

[@nathanattzs3193]

W 😂

[@MilkQuackBaby]

KratPlayz lmfao

[@Dw12z]

this is my favourite csg video

[@mcvertt5345]

Dw12z ikr

[@MetalMonkeyThe7]

I hate people that write those "Like if you agree" comments. Like if you agree

[@raheemsterlingisthegoat3787]

Fuck off

[@MetalMonkeyThe7]

:O

[@ninetynine.mp4]

I'm super pissed with people doing Don't scrolls ITS TOO ANNOYING

[@watt3924]

😂

[@sana1981]

+MetalMonkey7 - CS:GO Videos so u hate urself?

[@tomoeltoro]

Fake. American's don't use the word "shagging"

[@michaelangelo9654]

tomoeltoro as a american as well, this is true and i have been to most states here in the US where they pronounce things differently and say different slang words, and i have NEVER heard an american say shagging. this was already proven to be fake from that alone and the fact that most people here commenting have been smart enough to realize it clearly is fake altogether. in my opinion this diary was clearly made by some European to make Americans sound weird as fuck. trollololololol

[@ValidEarYT]

Or bum as in butt

[@phoebeharris6196]

I also agree that it's too fucked up to be real but the diary said 'my cousins came over from Atlanta' not 'I'm from Atlanta' so the person writing could have been from England but her cousins from America

[@aaryannalewis2521]

When dejis ses she's American how is he sure lol cah his "cousins" came from Atlanta not her😂👋🏾 she could be in england

[@young3kgs260]

+Phoebe Harris u hawt

[@JackWalker12993]

This is one of my favorite CSG videos, so messed up but hysterical at the same time. Dejis reaction after reading stepbrother is priceless!

[@deanalfonzo]

“only had it last week”🤣🤣🤣

[@Undefeated.ZX10]

If she's American why'd she say shag

[@YangSing1]

Finesse God Maybe deji changed the word to suit his British audience?

[@Leonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn]

She could be English but living in America

[@oblivionfrost4970]

She's American because she does weird shit

[@Daniwasinvented]

1. Cousins could have flown over to her house in Britain 2. It could be a recognized American word sir to the popular American movie title Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

[@Daniwasinvented]

*due to (not *sir to)

[@Apollo-rf7yv]

This is obviously fake

[@MrMadmanmyles]

AnimeAndroid18 shh deji's 10 year old fans think its real

[@dannymoreno3753]

Agreed

[@MattyBoyy99]

Lmao

[@MrMusicguy007]

AnimeAndroid18 as matter of fact: few girls actually do/done things like this, if you didn knew

[@MrMadmanmyles]

***** facts? ok, its 2015 NO ONE WRITES A DIARY ANYMORE, THEY JUST USE TWITTER, FACT

[@zoran2170]

omg I'm done with life

[@user-vm4ye6qo9h]

Wait... This video has 71 k likes and 2k dislikes, 71-2=69 69, it all makes sense now after a year

[@ThumpyCCTV]

This is fucked up To read someone else's diary :P

[@sairah9164]

Yeah cos that's the fucked up bit about the video

[@YA-do8tz]

LOOOOOOLLLLLLLOOOLL

[@YA-do8tz]

LOOOOOLLL!!! UBERED SPY!

[@MrMadmanmyles]

UberedSpy fake

[@MrMadmanmyles]

***** it's clearly fake kid. If you think this is real you are either 10 or just a fucking idiot

[@KenXPanthers23]

Almost every comment is just "Scroll Down" or something like that and then u press the read more or ••• and it's an advertisement or troll.

[@dhex6176]

truss it's annoying asf

[@yourbeautifulskinn]

KenXPanthers23 Rip in peaces comments 2015

[@CharlieAUS]

KenXPanthers23 Block them through Google+

[@babuchay07]

lollero240 "Rip in peaces" ~ lol

[@ryansmith6101]

KenXPanthers23 I know right haha..... Like or die in 69 years

[@ThorTF]

Yandere sim in real life

[@bigbrexitdad879]

step family isn't blood related only contract related.

[@aran5647]

True, which means that having sex with your step mother, wouldn't be considered incest.

[@bigbrexitdad879]

Aran Salih just a bit weird

[@Aesperity]

Anime Logic.

[@awesomestuff6142]

Alfie Spour It's still fucking sick 😣

[@halasili91]

Sick logic

[@V9Blades]

Anyone else realise how fake this is

[@KhaalixD]

IF u dont ur dum

[@S98al1]

Dej sometimes fakes vids yeah

[@shoman9103]

+V9 Blades i dont

[@taylorcourtney2033]

SOMETIMES........

[@parifilms6551]

Yep

[@balfordbryan7135]

The statement below is false The statement above is true Which statement is true?

[@mreface5772]

God damn IT its a paradox i dont remember the name of it

[@thedjsson1431]

The first statement because the statement below says which statement is true

[@getquenchedkid6488]

Well it depends how you interpret it, it can be either one. However it is a paradox so there is no right or wrong answer.

[@corritz5732]

The one in the bottom

[@Firedag]

balford bryan Its pretty easy actually. If the statement on the top is saying that the statement on the bottom is false, and the statement on the bottom is saying that the statement on the top is true that means that both statements are in a love/hate relationship. But what if one statement gets friendzoned? Pink unicorns rules the world when the fire nation attacked. I honestly think that if a statement got friendzoned a popsicle would eat chocolate. Pineaples are also a food. Do you know the muffin man? So basically, by adding up all the information, we can rule that Mr.Krabs is associated with 9/11. Illuminati confirmed

[@breaded7676]

Am I the only one who wants to have audio books with Deji reading them and reacting like this to them throughout?

[@alfyjohnson768]

THIS GIRL............. 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

[@ichihimefan91]

is nasty

[@aim3212]

my profile pic explains the video

[@samit6818]

😂😂LOL😂😂

[@deanalfonzo]

lol *facepalm*

[@calebobiarinzembulle1542]

LMAO

[@kyleremy3413]

+keith david ipop

[@spiffy7482]

So true, my profile pic discribes what poeple I would send in to kill Dej~ no-one...

[@theoclement9660]

Just to warn you guys in the comments some guy made a fake csg channel and put a fake free iphone 6 site scam please do no click the link I found that out the hard way, if you see this comment report it, thank you and have a nice day ;)

[@Temi.4L]

Lol

[@xTheBossRules]

Lol people fall for that?

[@rosieparkin3676]

Thanks 😀

[@josepheven4273]

Yep I just saw that comment from that fake csg channel. Almost a lot of fake channels acting like famous KZbin's trying to make comments like win free stuff sort of thing. Those are complete scammers and gotta be cons as well.

[@CadeBlurton]

I was just about to click on that thanks dude

[@elizabethjones3257]

deji's laugh breaks in between😂😂😂😂

[@theblackbutterfly888]

Fucked up diary.

[@KCB.007]

Oh GOD......I LIVE IN ATLANTA! D:

[@rubenfuentes3438]

people say it's fake, hmmm

[@KCB.007]

August Simmer4 yeah so... what?

[@jaxonsir2937]

Your picture makes it ironic

[@KILLERPANDA961]

I'm shamed to live near Atlanta now :(

[@KCB.007]

Jaxon Sir that has already been said.

[@axassel5506]

This is like the third time I've watched this and I'm still laughing 😂😂😂

[@scpeddd]

"OKAY?!?!" It killed me each time lool

[@LloydVlogs]

It was at this moment... HE FU*CKED UP !

[@asapaima]

Not all teenage girls are like this dw deji😂😂😂😂most of us are normal

[@memefedora9439]

I actually feel sorry for American girls now XD

[@computerman789]

Aima Aima Aig-Imoukhuede Normality is relative.

[@danisthebest55]

I'm sorry, but don't put a comment like that when your video is funny as fuck ahaha

[@BoyMoonii]

Thank god!

[@me_oh_me_oh_my9390]

It's fake

[@AnonymousUser1710]

Those 10 pounds dumbells at the background... Hide them next time Deji, you're embarrassing yourself.

[@ctrldenise5035]

....how is it embarrassing? At least we know he works out..

[@memefedora9439]

Roasted XD

[@AnonymousUser1710]

Abby and Denise Dance yeah but no, even my grandma lifts heavier than that...

[@gogo7904]

+Pyramidz sureeeeeeee

[@ctrldenise5035]

+Pyramidz I never asked to know how much your grandma can lift...

[@djamthejesusfreak]

bro deji your awesome my name is dj im really into all your videos keep it up and most of all dont let haters get into your way block haters

[@jedirevan5062]

"I tasted my poo today" dead

[@snakatckthegamer2719]

This is made by an English person to insult America. As an American, I know we don't use the word "bum"

[@snakatckthegamer2719]

We also don't use the word "shagging"

[@suryar8827]

+snakatckthegamer very good point of view there

[@OMGITSNERVE]

it could have been an english girl who there cousans have moved to atlanta it doesnt physicly say shes from america

[@user-mm4ci3lf3q]

life is strange.

[@jamalabdr8433]

Your profile picture explains everything

[@PokerFaceZero]

ha ha ah

[@user-mm4ci3lf3q]

ikr

[@galax-zee3080]

life is fake as batman

[@J4YCO]

orge is life

[@dylanpena7992]

i am your bigest fan I have wached all of your videos you make me smile every keep up the good work

[@thepinkballoon666]

bro im legit crying omg :')

[@thecrippledgoat708]

I bet this whole situation is this girl (the one who's diary Deji is reading) being cyber bullied.

[@rikard.h]

Hockeyfan33 Maybe it's fake? Maybe, just maybe

[@eliasali9383]

I think it's fake

[@himothy737]

+Elias Ali I think it's fake too

[@elle-zl6up]

I am like, 99 percent sure it's fake

[@kacperporaj5162]

2 reasons why I don't let me girlfriend drive my Ferrari 1. I don't have a Ferrari 2. I don't have a girlfriend

[@eric8634]

All what he say, he is about gonna do it everyday

[@zachbosley2225]

that diary is fake its a troll

[@griffenmclaughlin1910]

Thinking the same

[@ryanthephone8716]

Still messed up

[@adamjdm9881]

As soon as he said the first line it was obvious it was fake

[@IntergaIactico]

A story was leaked on the internet, probably real.

[@liangzhu1170]

MORE!!

[@mrriddle231]

Deji's reaction is priceless.

[@idagiorgis]

"i tried to eat my poo today" that's all I need to know about this girl.

[@spiffymal4867]

Guys look!!!! Hi 😂

[@scottswift3667]

You're hilarious

[@jamalabdr8433]

Hi

[@ibrahimhanif5843]

+christian crawford that's just wrong…

[@abuckley791]

+christian crawford that's a bit far

[@christiancrawford8520]

Azrael2002 havn't I seen you both in the forest?

[@akademiksjr8469]

noooo... he wasn't readyyyy

[@thiccamusprime9081]

When she hit the bump in the bus she went up

[@gerbil5624]

is there a link to what he read? I can't find it anywhere...

[@Apollocy22]

Why would you look for it?!?

[@gerbil5624]

Apollocy 22 trains turn me on.

[@GigaThoughts]

CM Punk... Where are you? Why you not in WWE anyway :(

[@GigaThoughts]

Anymore****

[@lloydmillz2991]

+Awesomedjd fuck cm punk

[@ChelseaFootballClub1905]

Plot twist: it was Anne Frank's diary.

[@RandomChris]

So close 5 mil!

[@kellyjohnson8245]

That is a invasion of privacy

[@milkmanmindset711]

Never heard the an American use the word "bum." We'd just say "ass" instead

[@YangSing1]

Rasheed Shabazz Maybe deji changed the word to suit his British audience?

[@oak4026]

2 be honest never heard a British person say that we just say arse

[@oak4026]

But lots of different slag around England

[@00maniacmanny00]

+Kasper Scetch American isn't a fucking race

[@Vinno8V8]

Love your vids Dej, I hope I get to your epic level one day through my FIFA vids :)

[@LuTeMaJac]

This is like 1 girl 1 cup wtaf lmaoo

[@harink5233]

No one: Deji: *OKAY*

[@demonkingak1755]

Is this even legit, how do we know he isn't just making this up.

[@AliHossain-dn7mv]

God bless America

[@jamalabdr8433]

Check out his video

[@quirkyadventures1722]

only in America guys

[@CRAZYJAY9991]

😂fucking hell that escalated real quick xD

[@tyrone8867]

You think he doesnt but sooner or later you will know :)

[@TheCraftityourself]

plot twist: it's deji's mum

[@jeremylehman8560]

My name is Jeremy. Looks like im his friend :D

[@felixcapp536]

Plot twist: Jeremy's diary

[@tishnn]

Then we find out that she's only 12

[@KhaalixD]

Its fake

[@supershadic2773]

She's probably in in college or something. Because if she had sex in high school they would've found out already

[@thegoldeneagleeye9621]

***** If you go into a middle school today it's like going into an alley filled with prostitutes xD

[@MyMCProGaming]

+TheGoldenEagleEye ik its great

[@MyMCProGaming]

TheGoldenEagleEye I'm not a pedophile because I'm still in school so yeah..!

[@jimdennis9515]

ill never unlearn what I have heard

[@aishasanyang6338]

If you hate ur friend then how r they ur friends you get me

[@kobevanoosthuysekv]

Hey let me say something! Kompany this season : 2 goals Diego Costa this season : 0 goals Just saying...

[@weendoac3312]

The statement below is false The statement above is true Which statement is true?

[@marojiyam6668]

non

[@joshpung8309]

The top on cuz u said the statement above is true and the statement below is false. Too easy

[@luimac3374]

The third one lol

[@sicknasty9787]

Both of them, duh.

[@praxiccameron2035]

Neither you said it wrong .... The next sentence is a lie The last sentence was the truth

[@jxmilx3409]

I had to take my vitamin D tablets as I was watching this and almost choked on it.

[@georgeshield4436]

I think Deji had just read us his old dairy.

[@CHARGEDKILLER]

Bo4 confirmed! Dejis shirt confirmed Bo4.! Where's your hairline, your snap back gonna fall off the face of earth.

[@j_.townsend7738]

This is weird tbh I am not going to be able to sleep tonight

[@azn138]

this is beyond traumatization

[@NightPain]

I thought this was my diary then I heard Horney and I thought, "Yeeeeeaaaah, no"

[@octavior6321]

This is like a porn script or something XD

[@RbHumble]

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................. THE HELL? what was wrong with that girl she is messed up she is the most stupidest person on earth and she asks am i a alien? i would straight away say "i strongly recommend you are" is she mental or what? she must be from MARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@gymurple3151]

it's been a while now....and I m still laughing 😂😂😂😂

[@apzerd3211]

i mow my lawn...i'm scared...

[@dawg2105]

don't be, you don't get laid

[@apzerd3211]

+Luigi SoMoist ouch, that hurt...