What Horror Games Could You Survive?

[@DerekFDB]

I appreciate the reaction Joe! it was hilarious 😭

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[@FatMilkbucket]

Mr beast is already coming out with an Amazon horror game show, where you have to survive dangerous environments without medication or food, while battling characters with plot armor

[@Hawktuhh]

So a carbon copy of hunger games

[@The.kitchen8]

You only get plot armour if you're his friend

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🤓

[@Joe_blow121]

“Can these kindergartners survive in a room with Ava Chris Tyson for 24 hours?!”

[@FatMilkbucket]

@@Joe_blow121 crazy thing is that “Ava” is bullshit, it’s just kris. They likely aren’t even trans. HIS sister confirmed that HE only acted trans because it’s a fetish for him, he doesn’t genuinely feel like he’s a woman, he just gets off to acting and dressing like one

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the only horrors in my life is when joe doesn’t delightely fill me up by posting

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How do people still get surprised by these fill me up comments like they haven’t been around since 2021

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5:50 Diddys Playtime is crazy 💀

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LMAO I WAS JUST ABT TO COMMENT ON THAT 😭

[@leroyspeelt]

Drake would survive poppy playtime

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@@leroyspeelt because it’s HIS playtime 😏

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[@davequinn3484]

Mr. Beast has other things in his mind right now

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Five nights with cris no child could survive

[@Snorizard]

stream was probably before the mrbeast stuff came out

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Five nights at illegal lotteries

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Five nights at edp445 (I want kris tyson to touch me)

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[@IMAMERICANOWGIVEMEYOUROIL]

If thats true then W

[@frenchtoastghostt]

im on lunch break rn lol

[@leroyspeelt]

Would do your pfp

[@frenchtoastghostt]

@@leroyspeelt deadass thats weird as fuck

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[@sonickirbys]

Can't believe he reacted to Derek's video, and Derek commented. I love these two guys

[@XXzanll]

Even for FNAF, if it truly was irl, there is no movement opportunity, timer, spare time, safe time, or break. The animatronics will always be moving no matter what and will NOT give you a break. If you get caught stopping Nightmare Chica or original Chica at their door, Nightmare or original Bonnie will not give you a 10 second timer to deal with them if he comes walking up. Mf is gonna instantly come in and kill you. Especially since if they really are blood thirsty killing machines, you can’t wait and listen for breathing and expect Bonnie to play fair if he’s at the door💀💀🙏

[@thnlayz]

fnaf vr be the easiest thing

[@chimchar87]

FNaF 4 is so easy to survive. Close both doors and fall asleep. They can’t get you if you are asleep.

[@Therealmikebobaguard]

How the hell you gonna sleep with 6 foot plus murderous metal robots with a million sharp teeth that are each like half a foot long AND 3 tiny ones under your bed AND one in your closet

[@Nah-Bruh-I-asked]

Closing the doors would only stop the ones that go through the door (Bonnie, Chica, etc), everything else can get you. And tbh, I would NOT be able to fall asleep with giant animatronics actively hunting me down.

[@chimchar87]

@@TherealmikebobaguardHow can they kill me if I don’t acknowledge their existence

[@Therealmikebobaguard]

@chimchar87 I'm pretty sure the kid in the game has mental problems so it would be pretty damn hard not to before and after they try eating you alive or whatever

[@Jeff_X_Will]

@@chimchar87 there’s a mini nightmare Freddy in the game on the bed😂

[@vYokyx]

"I GOTTA PISS... AGAIN" *cue outro* 😭😭

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Hey man I saw you where crying I just want you to know your not alone

[@vYokyx]

@@MarcoEditzs thank you

[@ChainBreakingMenace]

2:15 bro predicted it.

[@okiino720]

also have to keep in mind that ur entire reality will fall apart by some of these. like poppy playtime, ur brain will shut down trying to comprehend a 9 ft stuffed animal running at you

[@SD_Nik0]

All the Resident Evil games you’re absolutely dead. The only one you could possibly survive is maybe Resident Evil 3 if you can avoid the zombies, and not mess with the Nemesis.

[@BTL.961]

12:08: POV: I’m watching this at the airport 💀

[@blackbeardedpirat3]

💀

[@Sinichi_Maki]

HAHHAHHAHA

[@tangentpeak7299]

My friend told me he if he was in a zombie apocalypse he would kill himself instantly with no attempt to survive 💀

[@The-meme-man911]

So would I ngl

[@Speltric]

Thats a no brainer

[@SauceWorldOnTop]

I would too

[@MM10567]

Why Nobody realizes that Zombie apocalypse is very easy to survive. Like with no calorie intake the zombie will begin to rot You can Just run them over with a tank They can't swim because the will need to breath, But the can't float it's difficulty is really made up.

[@SauceWorldOnTop]

@@MM10567how are you gonna get a tank without dying

[@bruhlmaoo]

watching a horror game is honestly scarier than most horror movies

[@MatthewWeber-qo4xe]

Oh Joe I want you to know that playing a horror movie with you would be so delightful

[@ajthegamer-j3w]

Thanks!

[@ajthegamer-j3w]

W vid

[@leroyspeelt]

Some of these horror games depend on the gamemode if u could survive them (you are NOT surviving granny on extreme mode)

[@turbinefromblackops2138]

fnaf 1 is still the scariest fnaf game to me. every time i try playing it i cant beat it cause my paranoia makes me use WAY too much power

[@ImFeelinXtra]

Fnaf security breach is the easiest one, cause my ass leaving before the building closes 💀🙏

[@JK0G]

joe never fails to get trending for gaming 🙏

[@Aidan_minotti]

Mrbeast FNaF irl all 7 nights, 12 am-6am 1-hw2 would be 🔥

[@nutty_rickrolled_mikey]

The bite of ‘24

[@MR.CARTYBOY]

U know when your being chased and u just get that freaked out feeling.

[@alolext]

the “I GOTTA PISS AGAIN!” transitioning to the phonk music was so tuff

[@TheoneandonlyJayArtist]

"Horror games always and will always be more scary than Scary Films" The Human Centipede, Cannibal Holocaust, & A Serbian Film: Hold our beers

[@Fry-on-yt]

I love how the end is just "I gotta piss. AGAIN! I don't ca-

[@larryandfuzz]

9:48 I also want to add onto this, what makes killers scarier than monsters is that it could actually happen to you, monsters aren’t real, but people are. Also dbd you’re dead btw Edit: never mind he talked about how it’s scarier because it could happen

[@Mrmashedpotato79]

Thank god he’s wearing a tank top again

[@pattc_playz5125]

IRL Fnaf has already been created and there’s a video I watched on it years ago. Very underrated!!

[@Washingmachine88]

Great video so far 0:35

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Bruh

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Start the chain

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Great video so far 0:36

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Great video so far 0:37

[@CianLikesMen]

Rest in peace Boe Jartolozzi, you will be missed.

[@X_Bartoloser_x]

i could survive escape freakbob

[@SauceWorldOnTop]

Idk if i could do it freakbob is too freaky

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[@theral_24karatgarrett]

No you couldn’t. Once freakybob turns to his abrasive side, he achieves the power of goku 10x. You are done for. Pulverized. Turned into a red mist.

[@GoofyGoblin-xj7li]

Could freakbob beat Curious George?

[@IMAMERICANOWGIVEMEYOUROIL]

He'd probably chain you up

[@LiminalFantasy]

19:41 yall both forgot spring trap ain't really a human no more, he's fused with the suit. Also he 7'8 and weighs 680 pounds 💀💀

[@Pieworkss]

Yeah, Mr Beast should make a fnaf video. Kris can be the animatronic, and some miner could be the guard

[@ghxule]

fnaf 1 im pretty sure you wouldn’t survive irl unless you just leave, but taking into deep thought 6 hours of listening for 7 foot animatronics coming at your door you’re going to eventually fuck up

[@leroyspeelt]

If they move as much as ingame u could survive them but if they are actively seeking you hell no

[@Razor_Lettuce]

Big boy Bartolozzi forehead looks like a horror map 😂

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[@thewarlockehs]

npc ahh replies

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@@thewarlockehsi am a npc pls help me

[@Themonkgt]

Bro not funny🙄

[@Skyfish93]

You can most DEFINITELY survive Poppy Playtime. Just don't go back to the facility after you left. Just remember, you survived the Hour of Joy by not working there anymore. As for Security Breach: there's a cartoon on KZbin that shows the others confronting Freddy on hiding Gregory, and when Gregory says "I'm just trying to leave", Freddy straight up carries him out and says "Later" lmao.

[@SauceWorldOnTop]

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[@TrashPandaFN]

17:10 dawg idk where u living at but the minimum wage in my state is $7.25 😭🙏

[@Lord-valentine]

Fnaf 2 is genuinely the hardest game to survive beside resident evil. There’s like 9 different animatronics out for you at the same time, you have to manage your flashlight, the monitors, the music box and you have to put on the mask irl.

[@compeditor]

Just do all 3 of those things at once, who's gonna stop you? Game mechanics?

[@WinterGTsalt]

Scary vr games are terrifying you fell like you’re in the game

[@bubakai4332]

Joe your timing is incredible I just got my food

[@15Jake15-L]

It’s almost like he’s still here 🕊️

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That joke is old af

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Honestly I wanna thank the dude for mentioning Hello neighbor that was such nostalgia for me as a kid

[@vexersons]

Fnaf Irl has been made by Ex Blue on youtube. He's made the first, third and fourth games and currently making the second.

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[@rubenlohata5263]

Fnaf 1 2 3 easy Fnaf 4 5 6 and ruin im cooked 😭🙏

[@SauceWorldOnTop]

For fnaf 4 turn on the stove and leave the house to set on fire

[@Sup-nerds-q4v]

For fnaf 4, logically, it would be really easy to survive because you could move the bed to the center of the room, take off the blankets and sheets, and tie them to the bed's legs and both door knobs. Since the doors don't close on their own, tying the blankets to the knobs and bed legs would create enough friction to hold it shut. For the closet, if it needs to be blocked, or if it wouldn't be able to close like the doors are, we could just move the tall blue cabinet. The mini freddies shouldn't be able to sneak in if the doors are shut, but if they spawn in the dark, we could keep the flashlight on pointed toward the bed. Fnaf 4 is the easiest game to survive logically.

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Joe saying welcome to Kowloon casually when he screamed his ass off to it 🗿🍷

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The minimum wage and inflation in my state rn makes me think I’m living in my moms house forever

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[@TerrifyingArtTheClown]

Horror movies:we are the scariest, we are way scarier than silly video games! Horror VR:I’m listening continue…

[@2steazy4u]

Joe never fails to make me moo like a cow❤

[@notedward7516]

Quick FYI for the Fnaf part the minimum wage is 4.25 dollars per hour cuz the game takes place in 1970-1990 which means that 120 for 5 days is pretty normal

[@TheEnvixity.]

FNAF VR would be the easiest survival because in the lore, its still a VR Game.

[@R3TR0734]

Being scared of cod zombies as a kid is so factual like after I beat black ops and after the credits it loads me up into that round based mode terrified 5 year old me

[@cringymakesbeats]

Although foxy runs fast in the game, his dimensions are too cooked to actually run IRL meaning all of us could survive all fnafs because none of the animatronics are actually built correctly in order to be able to run or jump not to mention that the animatronics are mega aged and their technology is old meaning they would have to lean back to walk without falling and still will have a high chance of just falling meaning L balance as well

[@McKennaLB]

Matpat actually made a real life FNAF simulation a few years ago and it’s pretty accurate and a cool video to watch if you want to see a real life FNAF

[@KorkesYT]

Alright ima just give some insight here as a diehard fan. In the lore it says that the nightmare animatronics form fnaf 4 are just illusions created by William to keep the crying child from getting into something and dying Just like Elizabeth did. And the help wanted ones are just VR experiences the main character takes to get into the shifts. The only threat in the first of glitchtrap or malhare because he’s the only real character. The digital form of springtrap. Same for help wanted 2. Hope this gets to your attention1!1!1!

[@r7gyu437]

joe never fails to fill me up.

[@meltycheese8329]

The way I see it, a fnaf night has the same engagement but lasts for many hours, making it much easier to keep up. I think I could survive that ngl

[@iTsOfficiallyPluto]

Difference between game and movie we expect the person in the game to make it out EVENTUALLY, inna game we gotta figure it out and that’s a hell of a lot scarier 😂

[@willxoxo_]

20:40 funniest joe bartolozzi clip 😂😂😂

[@StarWarsiscool2]

Joe, FNAF 4 IS A DREAM, YOU WILL SURVIVE

[@willthatgoon]

5 nights with joe oh I’d hope to survive 😝🐛

[@agentboudi5821]

FNAF 4 is all inside your head. Therefore you can’t actually die.

[@leroyspeelt]

Heart attack:

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Joe always turns my charger into a extension cord.

[@prod.byplugger]

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[@Shrin33]

Bro in security breach if time passed normally you could just stay in sun and moons for a while while the lights are on and play with sun, then just leave at 6 through those big ass doors

[@DUMB-J2]

I’d say one of the only times called zombies is really scary. Is when you’re playing it alone.

[@NoxlarVibe]

another W video to get faded to. love the videos

[@SuitedStar]

That hello neighbor nostalgia hit me deep..

[@s0lr.]

love u joe! keep up the good content

[@Basement_Bro]

2:20 there’s a great KZbin channel that have already done this really well, can’t remember the name off the top of my head

[@JustLootShorts]

58s

[@capeduck5195]

6:08 LMAO I HEAR THE UTENSILS

[@kyleherrera7511]

MatPat actually already made a FNAF irl it was pretty good

[@JamalVR23]

The thing about security breach is that the animatronics don’t kill you they just want to take you to your parents

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your videos make my day

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[@ziyaray.]

Love you Joe your the best been a fan for a while

[@tbdingle]

love the vids dude

[@quandaledingle2187]

hello neighbor is a core memory fr

[@SportHighlights15]

Playing horror Vr is another level of scary

[@PixelvoyagerD3]

Technically Fnaf 4 is a hallucination

[@leroyspeelt]

🤓☝

[@ComicSaber]

Joe never fails to fill me up

[@Reen_is_Green]

If a child comes within 25ft of a Freddy fazbear's, they're cooked.

[@leroyspeelt]

Same with drake

[@VRKING293]

I love ur vids now u always made my day better and make me laugh

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[@streetdogcuz2699]

Bro, I live in Tennessee. The minimum wage here is $7.25 an hour.

[@kyol420]

It's $15 here in Massachusetts 💀