🤔What if Alexis Sanchez had signed for Man City?🤔 (And not Man Utd or Inter Milan)

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[@imwinningthisone7613]

Simple answer: he wouldve been sold halfway through the season and would be playing at girona by now

[@iwto_ampere5821]

lmao

[@CallumWm]

I just uploaded a ALEXIS SANCHEZ parody on my channel! ⚽️😂

[@jafoxbred7003]

Also he would probably be benched for the hole season

[@uncleseekx]

😂😂😂 I just peed my pants

[@OhEmde]

🤣😂😂😂

[@robloxboi6096]

Simple: he would get sold for 100M to PSG thinking he’s still good

[@was6207]

I heard they're trying to buy him again this summer after buyin nathan ake lol

[@robloxboi6096]

Lol

[@robloxboi6096]

Bournmouth be like: we’re the best team ever the PL: ur last trophy was in the EFL championship

[@j8d968]

Good at piano

[@zeljkokrstic1624]

Who's waiting for the "Teams react to the champions lague group stage draw 2019/20"?

[@442oons]

Me!

[@aryyab6635]

442oons when u gonna release it Dean?

[@fifagamer4306]

@@442oons when will the bale and Messi q&a come ?

[@clarencebrown8471]

@@442oons Make A Video About Bury Expelled Er.. Maybe

[@rabihharrouz4850]

We’re waiting too to “goggle in the box reactions of player of the year”

[@taylornegus5150]

if your own one of these can it be about what if Arsenal actually signed Suarez on any of the other 25 million players they could have signed

[@ursyedis]

Taylor negus if you are going for Suarez why not go for Ronaldo 😜

[@prodonlythejugg]

Syed Ibrahim if you’re going for Ronaldo why not go for Messi 😉

[@lolyakable]

@@prodonlythejugg if you're going for Messi, why not go for Zlatan 🤔

[@ursyedis]

@@lolyakable you know arsenal approached for ziatan and Ronaldo right. I don't know about Messi.

[@lolyakable]

@@ursyedis they did try to sign Messi, they also tried to sign Hazard, Buffon, Mbappé, Martial etc etc lmao

[@TechTownForLife]

Who’s here after the champions league draw? (Another easy group for city)

[@redalexei13]

Shakhtar playing with Man city. 3 times in a row. omegalul

[@roeegabbay7776]

Not that easy

[@domidominik1876]

City is gonna be 1st and Dinamo 2nd 100%

[@TechTownForLife]

Roee Gabbay compared to most others, extremely easy.

[@winchester_kevin1054]

How about group of death Alexis and lukaku (inter)vs reus and sancho(dortmund)and suarez grizmann neymar and messi(barcelona)

[@areeshkirmani4013]

Actually imagine prime Sanchez up top with sane and sancho🥵🥵

[@footballingcentral7085]

that trio would never even lift the MLS cup lmao

[@yusuffero19akaklopp6]

Jq sancho

[@azrymed2520]

2:51 Thierry Henry to get arsenal promoted from the championship? 😂😂😂😂

[@benoitwaffle5439]

Sanogo recalled from loan! 😂

[@kk-un6to]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@csokopsglazersout7447]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@beastkaybyt2865]

😂😂😂 Tbf Arsenal wouldn't ever get relegated. But it did like Wenger would only have left if Arsenal did.

[@N1ckzzz]

Rip their defence

[@yoavhonig5804]

This is unrealistic, There is no juventus there is only Piemonte Calcio

[@ItzGravity7_]

Juventus has Signed for PES KONAMI and Left EA FIFA AND SO PIEMONTE CALCIO TOOK OVER JUVENTUS

[@Joel-ix4qp]

Nice comment

[@Pessidog10]

Dead joke

[@moha94vss38]

@@Pessidog10 already dead joke ? Lol

[@pikachudardis]

But we’re in an alternate universe so it could be juventus

[@skinnypennis_316]

And then Sanchez woke up and went back to crying about his washed up career.

[@MatysitoFlowBakano]

NO

[@randomppl6380]

And Zinchenko entered the time machine before Alexis joins united

[@syedzaahid4568]

no

[@lugyisonyoutube8252]

and then zinchenko woke up and realized there was no time machine and he signed for arsenal for a swap deal for Alexis Sanchez

[@aryanandhana4031]

Dont think he’ll cry for that 500k a week

[@shrijanakattel2197]

That game with liverpool was legendary...(12-0)

[@olivercopleston324]

Do a what if Ronaldo and Messi were on the same team video.

[@Xorthane]

What is this a letter to a friend In English class

[@dontatmethisainttwitter]

Well they'd win everything obviously

[@GodAlmeidinhos]

They would ask for a transfer! Og's know

[@420thstreet5]

@@dontatmethisainttwitter wont be so sure if i were ya

[@Jabalabaxd]

@@GodAlmeidinhos not if it was in 2004

[@hi-ef1jn]

arsene vows to get arsenal promoted from championship 😂😂

[@goatzhd9334]

and then it says Thierry Henry vows to get arsenal promoted from the championship 😭😭

[@DCUEmp_prinzy]

Arsenal may have really gone to the championship if not for aubameyang or pierre

[@randomguy2033]

@@DCUEmp_prinzy nah

[@suckurmum8611]

@@randomguy2033 they would've 😂 without his goals thr would've been 17th

[@ZakRC_]

@@DCUEmp_prinzy they’re the same person my guy

[@lc8562]

Let’s be honest, aguero to Juve, sterling to spurs, Sanchez THIS good, is too far...

[@ballethenics6174]

No shit sherlock

[@victorsowunmi2322]

I genuinely think he would've been amazing at City

[@dxnzonyt]

Dean, I think you mean the 5 S's, Sancho, Sanchez, Sane, Silva and Silva.

[@Octivato]

And sterling Lol

[@agbag8185]

@PizzaHejter Pro you didn't watch the video ?

[@ericcastro3046]

If they bought Sanchez they provably never have signed Bernardo Silva

[@sudharshanve8519]

Or 7S with Stones

[@khalidchowdhury5105]

At 0:50 who noticed agueros beard when he talked

[@Gabriel-ll6bv]

Dean congrats on winning the "Goalie of the season" award😉😅

[@442oons]

Haha- thanks!

[@Gabriel-ll6bv]

@@442oons thanks for replying 😀😁😍

[@aaryaniranah2626]

@@Gabriel-ll6bv replying?

[@NazriB]

Congrats on a job well done by using his hands

[@marcusholloway8925]

People tend to forget he was struggling with injuries his last season at arsenal. Maybe not a good idea to sign such a player

[@TabsT-vy5jy]

Yea right they said the same bullshit about van persie and mo salah. Look what happened with those guys.

[@AsaadMufti]

@@TabsT-vy5jy that aged well

[@tonyboscolo3267]

Or Sanchez could underperform at Man City too

[@NOORAHMED-wi8hy]

Pep got Delph and Otamendi to perform.😂

[@robertj-w6100]

He would have taken Mahrez’s spot, so yeah, under performing

[@sliut1]

Nah

[@Fidzpo]

Tony Boscolo Tbf he should stay in man utd so it will be more hammering to man utd

[@behuv8433]

Nobody underperforms with Pep

[@danlunn7444]

It shouldn't include the Liverpool game, he left arsenal in January 2018 not in summer of 2017

[@jakebeck7889]

You know the drill 1.Modric 2.Sterling 3.Becker 4.Rashford 5.Messi 6.Ronaldo 7.Virgil Vandijk 8.Salah 9.Sanchez

[@clairebeaumont7056]

Why am I not an option?

[@Pessidog10]

@@clairebeaumont7056 cuz ur shit

[@oliviabash4028]

ARCHIEYT 2 salah

[@manoo9088]

Sanchez I know ill pick city instead

[@nls_cdn1023]

I got Sanchez fock

[@shawnerr5786]

Do more of these Like what would happened if Ronaldo joined Arsenal Ibra joined Arsenal Suarez joined Arsenal Messi joined Arsenal Mbappe joined Arsenal And more

[@5000subsnovideo]

Ibra, Aumabeyang, Lacazette benched, Suarez and Mbappe rotation. Too much forwards.

[@Alejandroprz000]

Fuck Arsenal

[@agulol6492]

That would have been the best dream Wenger could ever have

[@au14312]

@@Alejandroprz000 stfu

[@Darragh_666]

2:36 is funny because Arsenal might acctually get relegated

[@plsongs7838]

Sanchez❌ Pogba❌ Lukaku❌ DiMaria❌ Mata❌ Bailly❌ Darmian❌ Shaw❌ Shweinsteiger❌ Falcao❌ Depay❌ United rlly do ruin players

[@mustafaabdullahi5031]

lol mata bailly pogba lukaku shaw were not flops

[@plsongs7838]

mustafa abdullahi really cause I don’t think pogba’s worth more than Salah, Mane and firmino combined I mean he shouldn’t even have gotten premier league team of the season. Mata has been trash since leaving Chelsea. Shaw is heavy and slow and can’t assist. Bailly can’t defend to save his own life. SO EXPLAIN WHAT GOES ON INSIDE YOUR HEAD

[@mustafaabdullahi5031]

@@plsongs7838 pogba was younger then both of them and i didnt know getting around 16 goals and 12 assists in a season espially if united are doing crap and mata we getting 9 goals and 6 assists per season and now hes 32 you cant expect him to keep doing it baiily was bought for 20mill the games his played he done well shaw was 20mill you cant say hes a flop so get yur facts straight

[@mustafaabdullahi5031]

@@plsongs7838 how the hell was lukaku a flop getting 42 goals and 14 assists in 2 years how is that a flop

[@plsongs7838]

mustafa abdullahi that’s a load of bullshit

[@davmalteser]

2:31 its actually 103 points

[@isaacager256]

Hey 442oons! Just wanted to say I just got cut from my schools junior varsity team. This is the first time I’ve not played soccer/football since kindergarten. I just wanted to say theses videos are helping me be more happy:)

[@partydj2036]

And what about if Ronaldo had not sign for Juve?

[@pedrocorreia8504]

Real champions league 14 times, 4 in a row

[@ginger2114]

@@pedrocorreia8504 ye nice joke lol, not even Ronaldo could save that trash

[@5000subsnovideo]

@@ginger2114 Ay mate, they had almost the same squad and still won the champions league, they just can't score goals.

[@Meow_Zedong_1949]

He'd sign for Wolves along with Pepe and Quaresma.

[@bigh8438]

Can confirm that's exactly what would have happened. At arsenal he was top 5 in the world. No one can argue with that.

[@uvularlxn9235]

Buuuuuut He’d leave for his “underpayed” wages

[@lautarocoria136]

2:57 what is Arsenal in the championship😧

[@wg2.]

This channel has the best football funny content. One day my channel will be as good as 442oons

[@Dipesh1234]

What did he smoke before writing this. I would have believed Brighton winning the Premier League but Sanchez being a City hero and Pep selling Sterling and Augero.

[@footballskills_hd]

*SANCHEZ IS A FADED STAR🙄* *I hope he will play better!*

[@pavelmatsalyshenko7281]

Yes,man. So sorry for him By the way,you have nice video I subscribe on you

[@HaafidhiGames]

Apparently his body matches the age of a 35 year old due to the amount of competition he has been playing in club and country

[@dankid8856]

@@HaafidhiGames isn't he in his 30s anywayb

[@normadicn5700]

@@HaafidhiGames and fake age? He's real age must be 35yrs as well as him overruning himself

[@moegreen132]

Football Skills l HD no...he was just playing for Man U

[@jacobhextall7023]

The next video On my recommended : Alexis Sanchez’s first day for Man Utd

[@NOORAHMED-wi8hy]

If Alexis Sanchez had been intelligent to sign for Man City he be laying up mad chances for their attackers.💥

[@planetankman]

0:08 who saw his phone was a 120 percent

[@imsomeonelse8490]

explain why juventus won’t be in fifa 20

[@rayhana488]

Coz Piemonte Calcio is a better team than Juventus

[@simasrl]

Cause piemonte calcio is better than juventus

[@console1486]

Ea screwed up and lost the licence with Juventus

[@s.o2864]

Play PES if u want Juventus

[@conradfonkwo6364]

I hope EA buy it back off them

[@prasantapandit7899]

Man City has lifted the Champions league for the most number of times in 442oons.

[@tahahaiboub730]

Man city got a hella easy UCL group as usual.

[@andrewweir2190]

As usual? Go look at there groups before 17/18

[@NOORAHMED-wi8hy]

Man City could beat anybody anyways.😂

[@amogus-mg5bk]

@@NOORAHMED-wi8hy prove t

[@mustafehussein288]

@@NOORAHMED-wi8hy runtaad sheegtay naayaa.....u r telling the truth......CITY is one hell of a team to be honest.....I was looking at shakhtar reps when they found out they will be facing CITY......they seem fed up and scared as hell...even one guy was smiling while his head was down....

[@mustafehussein288]

@@amogus-mg5bkthere is no team who wants to be in the same group as CITY....Every one is afraid of that goal-scroing machine...CITY is the last team any team wants to face.......run for your life loserfool fan.......

[@3regal]

Who is here after quarantine started and is bored so is going through old KZbin videos

[@JD-hx7yd]

I doubt City Would've won the Champions League...

[@nh-uu3cs]

this was clearly a joke

[@fallenprism5365]

Bro, just one signing wont single handedly win the ucl, dont get your hopes up

[@THECAZuall]

FoxGamingz well it did for liverpool and Virgil

[@fallenprism5365]

@@THECAZuall virgil isnt a one man team, Liverpool won the ucl because they worked as a team.

[@roberthasudungan1546]

As long as Bald Pep managing City, they won't win UCL even if they field 15 players. Joe Hart karma.

[@sosteam2797]

seeing sancho in a city shirt in 2021 hits different lol

[@haydencorby6947]

Who Else Is Here When Virgil Van Dijk Just Won The Player Of The Year !! 🐐🐐

[@maximchernykh1386]

PlaneGlory _ Ronaldo and Messi robbed, unbelievable

[@nonameideas1324]

@Ian TB more like hall of shame, never disrespect the two gods

[@spudson60fps35]

@Ian TB he sucks.pretty sure becasue they were liverpool fans

[@Fidzpo]

Ian TB That’s one of the reality which also mean your name and my name won’t be in hall of fame at all

[@tarikovictariko9123]

He's already an Inter player I am so glad he is!

[@valentinocoppola8495]

Atalanta-manchester city 2-1

[@JordynNexus]

That Wenger notification on the bottom right progressively got worse and worse 😂😭

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

*What If Pogba joined Liverpool/Man City*

[@xxyyzcrux5319]

He would have been a Prem league winner or a cl winner.

[@owenmonjesmugas3637]

Well,he will be even more hated by United Fans

[@elliotfernandez5797]

"Renato sanches has joined Swansea on loan, Mark my words that is a great signing" Me: 🥴😂😂😂

[@patlab2036]

Next do What if Pep joined Man United

[@joshuawilson6460]

2:46 442oons prediction could be right

[@oliverrandma8768]

Was that Klavan in 1:06?

[@demo4224]

You should do one of these videos again except for when Guardiola signed for Manchester United

[@Ktt531]

Did anyone see on the phone 120% at 0:05

[@timothywong3990]

And people say that Dean is bias against Liverpool and not pro man city lmao

[@jacopomincarelli]

Alexis Sanchez is arrived yesterday in Milan so he is an Inter Milan player 🖤💙⚫🔵

[@Demb2678]

Eddaje

[@malaticalcio]

Shit group

[@malaticalcio]

Barca and Borussia with sancho

[@jacopomincarelli]

@@malaticalcio We have Mr. Conte. We will pass the group stages

[@jacopomincarelli]

@@Demb2678 Italiano?

[@ad.8]

the most realistic bit is about arsenal getting relegated

[@rodrigomiranda9698]

Good team! SANE-SANCHO-SANCHEZ!!!

[@fifiak3135]

Sane: *goes to Bayern* Sancho: *goes to Dortmund* Sanchez: *goes to Inter* Roy Keane: Not fecking likely.

[@philhan6652]

1:48 pep aint no jerry jones

[@442oonsfan3]

I’m not first I’m not last But when 442oons upload I click fast Edit: Thanks so much I’ve never got this much likes this fast

[@a7md3li9]

You're first actually

[@YouKnowWhoItIs]

@@a7md3li9 nope

[@Blackcell_Commander]

A7md 3li nah

[@dylanmadden6506]

Copied

[@442oonsfan3]

A7md 3li ... I’m not

[@randomuser_7]

Alexis Sanchez to Manchester United = flop Alexis Sanchez to Manchester City = most likely benched Alexis Sanchez staying at Arsenal = Wenger was manager so fuck knows

[@jamieross44]

Ngl he would’ve been dropped for Sane after about 10 games and bc he wouldn’t have been on insane wages he could’ve been sold easily to someone abroad

[@N1TRO]

Doubt he would have got 5 important games maybe some cup comps and shit but he would have been dropped from the first team pretty much instantly. And he still would have been on 300k plus at city. Way to high for how trash he is

[@jamesballeza6047]

This is more unrealistic than morgz raiding area 51

[@AnimeOST11]

what about a video on uefa mens player of the year (VIRGIL VAN DIJK) people who want it please like

[@specialkgames2159]

Idk what’s funnier, the score line 12-0 or the thought that Sanchez can score at all let alone against Liverpool.

[@semihlejlic2874]

WOAH IT GOT UPLOADED IN LESS THAN A MIN AND IM HERE BOOM

[@starboyjadenn]

Boom

[@CallumWm]

I just uploaded a ALEXIS SANCHEZ parody on my channel! ⚽️😂

[@corruptedz6670]

Boom

[@442oonsfan3]

KLOPP:BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM 4-0 TO LIVERPOOL

[@angryprash5093]

boom

[@muhammadtanweer8418]

Keep the amazing work up and running 442oons

[@37kgg30]

Do a q&a with Ronaldo Messi and Neymar and Zlatan

[@jimmyturner4909]

he would have been world class for sure at City

[@Searchiety]

The people who remember the giveaway where he said 10 of his subscribers will get to be characters in his videos.

[@adilashobair3965]

What about the Messi and bale Q&A

[@puurgenieten872]

Who is here after Virgil van Dijk won the Best?

[@kahaniwala121]

puur genieten Absolute robbery

[@highground673]

@Siddhant Kadam what do you mean? He was a rock at the back for Liverpool. If it wasn’t for Van Dijk and Alisson, Liverpool would have conceded a lot of goals. Also Football is not just about attackers you know.

[@highground673]

@Inside Out typical United fan as usual. That overrated and overpriced Maguire won’t ever be as good as Van dijk. Btw I’m not a Liverpool fan and I’m neutral between Liverpool and United.

[@puurgenieten872]

@@kahaniwala121 strongly disagree

[@puurgenieten872]

@Inside Out yeah, because Serie A and La Liga is way more hard to win than the premier league. Besides, he won the league in scotland

[@charliegroom6876]

i love the arsenal quotes like thiery to get arsenal promoted from the champion ship haha

[@TNZ24]

Why does de Gea look weird? 2:19

[@giorgosorfeas3551]

All this is so stupid. How could a player does all this. And he cant win liverpool 12-0. Also 6-0 in the final? Dean how much do you love man city

[@matesk.4945]

Imagine Inter finish third in CL,and they play with Man.united in EL and Lukaku score hattrick.

[@tottenhamfan1014]

All of that Would NEVER happen apart from the league

[@kairopalmer5109]

They would not have signed Mahrez End of.

[@mandiradey3951]

How many are seeing this in lockdown after Sanchez's incredible season at Manchester United ?

[@mikaen6443]

3:25 - I'm a city fan but us winning the ucl? Never gonna happen, unfortunately...

[@deathmachine4870]

It could happen

[@StarBaller294]

It did mate :)

[@StarBaller294]

It happend babyyyyyy

[@dxnzonyt]

If City sign an attacker named Silva, there can be a hattrick of Silvas, *with three different people.*

[@ut1by]

this is almost as big of a joke as city with uefa champions league group stage draws

[@alenzekjiroski9948]

After the video just got news from onefootball that Sanchez joined to inter.

[@JamesSmith-le7qn]

Easy Man United would have won the league in 17/18 because they sold Sergio aguero to pay for Alexis

[@kk-un6to]

Stop talking wass😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@andrewmak9046]

You never know maybe the tactics aren’t good for Sanchez

[@criblife767]

You know the drill 1:Messi 2:Kepa 3:Ronaldinho 4:Neymare 5:Ronaldo 6:Suarez 7:Modric 8:Allison 9:Perez 0:Pogba Comment what u get 👇

[@r3h4b53]

3:15 this is their expectations, right. unfortunately, in real time, they didn't reach the final ucl, and won the ucl trophy

[@saadnaeem714]

He would have been the second in the world and arsenal would have 100 mil to spend

[@iepsycho10]

If messi, sancho and mbappe singed for Liverpool plz

[@henrymyring3585]

Sanchez would have just have been dropped at city

[@owenbent1307]

I do think Sanchez is much better at city as he could then help somebody to a league title...and by somebody I mean Liverpool of course

[@ricardoarrieta5259]

Okay i think you are crazy . He is Alexis not Mesias

[@agulol6492]

The Chilean Mesias

[@MotorsportEdits]

Thank god it is an alternate universe

[@miscellaneous_maestro]

Funniest parts of video easily where it shows Arsenal news!!! Lol!

[@austin2026]

Please do more mancity focused videos They are actually all good

[@coodee4589]

Still waiting for Messi and Bale q and a anyone else too?

[@IceSkeleton-m5m]

Psg vs real Atletico vs juve Barca vs inter Man city vs shaktar Liverpool vs napoli Group stages 2019 20 from matches of 2018 19 season

[@quotedgnome9156]

😂the Arsenal headlines

[@zaki9804]

Pro tip: Listen to all songs 442oons has made with 2.00 speed

[@442oons]

haha

[@hamzaamanullah1879]

Sanches wouldve still been crap and made city look dumb to signing him( I'm a man city fan to

[@fahadkamal8668]

How so? Do you even know how good Sanchez was before United signed him? They ruined him

[@panch9960]

@@fahadkamal8668 no he just lost a part of his pace . Arsenal fans also said that his last months for them he was bad.