This is totally historically inaccurate. Germany went around the Maginot Line. Therefore, if the entirety of France is the Maginot Line, Germany will just walk around France straight into London.
@warwolf30056 жыл бұрын
Maginot Line technically covered ardennes, but it was weaker there and had relatively unexperienced garrison.* *Totally not insert Director Krennic
@ittihatcumut27726 жыл бұрын
OMFG
@wildpearrunning14086 жыл бұрын
Into Paris not London
@ittihatcumut27726 жыл бұрын
Paris in France. If Maginot Line is France, Germany can't get Paris. Because it' going around the maginot line. Probably using the English channel to do it.
@radicallarrythemailman82696 жыл бұрын
Old Memes They can't pass through, true. But they can use Dave to capture all the cities
@APerson-jf4ls6 жыл бұрын
I respect the people that dedicated themselves to making all of France a fort
@caelvanir85576 жыл бұрын
Enver Hoxha took over France in this video.
@alexh29476 жыл бұрын
F
@axelandersson63146 жыл бұрын
Dank memes r Dank You didn’t end your comment with a period so I’ll add on to it: “... for absolutely nothing.”
@WinterWolf1045_6 жыл бұрын
They all died. Multiple times lol.
@rafascisowski89596 жыл бұрын
Rollu Kauppa you mean croissant
@Sophia-vk5bq5 жыл бұрын
"I put the final touches on the French AI myself ladies and gentlemen. It just works." -Todd Howard before returning to design Fallout 76
@dominikpukos74503 жыл бұрын
French AI has 16x the detail of an actual historical accuracy ans 4x the size of the real France
@ovs86915 жыл бұрын
Germany: *Builds the biggest navy in history and goes around France.*
@user-vs8kj7pl8p4 жыл бұрын
🤔
@user-vs8kj7pl8p4 жыл бұрын
I thought you only played Kaiserreich
@Pfaltzgraffe4 жыл бұрын
atlantickwall
@w23c-e9c4 жыл бұрын
but there are forts on the coast
@jaredjosephsongheng3722 жыл бұрын
Germany: *Attacks Britain with Largest Navy and takes over all of Africa* French: *FUCK*
@AsbestosMuffins5 жыл бұрын
I think its their colonies in africa that screw up the AI, it gives them the option to run across large amount of ground vs standing in place, and the AI doesn't seem to weigh home territory vs the overseas ones causing it to just loose tons of troops in africa. britain doesn't quite have this problem because they broke the raj and its other territories off into their own countries
@drtoilet10195 жыл бұрын
I guess
@DarkCrimsonBlade5 жыл бұрын
Looking at where France held in the fails and pushed in the final game, it is this. France so is trying to defend territories in Europe, Africa, the Middle East and south east Asia. Not only does this make them split their force, but the lines changing on these fronts causes the ai to reorganize its lines, pulling troops from Europe usually to head to one of the other places. This is why there suddenly is a breach and just complete fumble of their line of forts. The ai just straight up cannot handle the front lines against 3-5 different countries in Europe as well as several more across the world. The ai needs to be programmed to not reorganize a certain amount of infantry on the front line so they won’t pack up and leave a gap as they walk off to the other side of the globe.
@loupdeguerre5 жыл бұрын
@@DarkCrimsonBlade it's also necessary for the Axis Ai too have a solid shot a taking France, otherwise France would be incredibly though to crack open, hell as a quite mediocre player I can easily play the waiting game as france for years without the german italian and spanish making even a foothold inside my border. France is covered in moutain on all side, and the only place it isn't there are rivers, and two focus that put forts on two frontiers. Without a sucky French AI historical games wouldn't stay historical for long. You can also put the republicain spain in that bag of "crappy AI by design".
@dalsosegno5 жыл бұрын
France literally had no troops on the maginot last game i had, just agressively walked througb the damn country
@cheeto40275 жыл бұрын
@@loupdeguerre well a crappy Republican Spain makes sense too since the forces fighting franco were pretty divided and would sometimes even fight each other
@jedimario88606 жыл бұрын
My theory is that the French AI is hardcoded to leave their Northern border unguarded, which would explain why Belgium took Paris soooooo many times.
@vulturearmy37806 жыл бұрын
Uh I guess it’s to simulate the surprise of the French when Germany goes around Maginot and breaches through the Ardennes, but that’s just my guess
@Konterfeit6 жыл бұрын
no. France just starts with basically no Military factories and troops that have no Equipment. "Always war" is an insta-loose for France, no matter what you give them in Terms of longterm buffs.
@TheWoollyFrog6 жыл бұрын
No. The vanilla ai is just bad at managing multiple fronts. And France has multiple fronts against strong enemies.
@ShudowWolf6 жыл бұрын
As a side note this theory isn't the most ridiculous as Britain is coded to not garrison benelux, help in France and take ostpreussen but I don't know of anything like this.
@TheWoollyFrog6 жыл бұрын
Shadow Wolf The ai tends to guard its own territories or those that have been occupied and given to them to control. Sometimes they do venture to distant front lines but less likely if they have to get there by sea (something to do with making sure the ai doesn't get its entire army sunk by enemy fleets?). It really isn't Britain that is coded to be this way. Hard to tell if I've ever seen an island nation or one from the Americas that sent non expeditionary non volunteer non naval invasion troops to France.
@axelandersson63146 жыл бұрын
The Maginot surface?
@tyab876 жыл бұрын
Axel Andersson The infinitely dense Maginot-Hilbert space-filling curve
@axelandersson63146 жыл бұрын
tyab87 Fractal France!
@reaper63036 жыл бұрын
Axel Andersson pretty sure it’s the Maginot countryside
@deacon64536 жыл бұрын
Does It come the Maginot Type Cover
@nathanmeulensteen3396 жыл бұрын
the Maginot plane
@SuperSalmon3 жыл бұрын
The French AI is playing Russian Roulette without a gun. And still loses
@TheSwampsteve5 жыл бұрын
I like how every game, Ireland just took northern Ireland with no consequences
@Septimus_ii5 жыл бұрын
Sometimes they didn't take all of it
@angelopueyygarcia435 жыл бұрын
26 + 6 = 1. Ireland will be united.
@JB-xl2jc5 жыл бұрын
Hate to make it political but given how Hard Brexit is looking likely now, I’ll bet we’ll have a unified Ireland in a few years
@vitaurea4 жыл бұрын
@@JB-xl2jc i mean, does it matter?
@floydlooney68374 жыл бұрын
@@JB-xl2jc ruled by Brussels?
@pierreollivier67143 жыл бұрын
The fact that the French AI is a meme in hoi4 is hilarious but as à French i'm outraged that it is hardcoded to lose (yes is was proven by modders)
@arthurborlet3 жыл бұрын
it's just because the only way to simulate france losing with the number of troups we had, if by hardwiring the AI to lose, because the french army brass(les gradés) at that time was laughable, like really when they saw the germans had lots of tanks tanks, they dictated that tank defence should be organised around blocking roads, ROADS !!! IT'S A FREAKING TANK, IT'S GOING TO DRIVE THROUGHT THE FOREST IF YOU BLOCK THE ROAD !!!)
@TheWarriorofHonor3 жыл бұрын
historical accuarcy is important
@pierreollivier67143 жыл бұрын
@@arthurborlet There also was the fact that in order to stay on belgium's good side we did not extend the maginot line further than what was done, so the blitzkrieg was basically : " Oh ? we can't go straight through ? we'll just go AROUND then!" Et pour la question à un million, comment s'appelait le sous-secrétaire d'état d'état à la guerre et à la défense qui voulait qu'on change de doctrine par rapport nottament aux tanks ? AH ! oui, charles de gaulle.
@vrabb90303 жыл бұрын
@@pierreollivier6714 Blitzkrieg probably still would've happened if the maginot was extended. The French army wasn't prepared at the time (and also not as compitent) so they probably still would've left the ardennes not really that defended (maybe because they would think it didn't need it or maybe they just don't have enough men for true defense because trying to fit your army through the entire Belgian / German-French border wouldn't be easy. Also most people would probably think that being conscripted to stay at a fort was pointless so less men. So Hitler might've ended up going through belgium and around the Maginot like in real life except it would take longer. But even if the Blitzkrieg didn't happen a French invasion would've probably happened He could've ordered an invasion of Belgium and used he could've used Italy , depending on if France built more forts on that border too. Maybe the French politcal parties would get angry due to conscription for forts and all the money that forts require and maybe a reveloution? Bascially France at the time was probably doomed to fail , African colonies , incompitence , politcal problems , German war machine and all that stuff isn't easy to handle and considering how long it took me to write out the scenarios where France still loses i think it's easy to see France could lose easily. France now or later in the war could maybe hold off against the Nazis but even now Democratic Germany is still a European power even though they lost and were punished in two major wars and suffered a split and they're even using the French-German steel thingy (i forgot the name) to gain even more power in Europe even though the main reason was to constrain Germany, but considering NATO and the UN exist a world war probably isn't gonna happen with Germany , so that's nice. Sorry for the long comment and i made a lot of assumtions about Germany and in a world where France can extend the Maginot they might be able to easily win against the Germans but i don't know. I also assumed Hitler wouldn't be smart enough to pull off a move so large as a mass invasion of Belgium and around the Maginot in Italy and a push through the ardennes
@liliya_aseeva5 ай бұрын
The amount of VPs in the North is not helping either. Yes, North is quite urbanized, but empty diagonal is just *too* empty in the game. Maybe take down a notch Paris and make more VPs in Lyon Marseilles Toulouse and this would prevent so fast capitulation.
@unknownuser46926 жыл бұрын
I literally was crying with laughter France nearly got taken by Switzerland the most neutral country in the war Ha!
@orjelmort23306 жыл бұрын
Samuel Kerby it's funny that this is a game and in real life italy lose to greece
@danielcivilis17296 жыл бұрын
Samuel Kerby thats not true cause Switserland was actually a pretty strong country, cause they had like almost 1 mil
@dennishz90406 жыл бұрын
Donut Plays swiss was the most neutral country, that's not true they was pretty strong. where the fuck is the connection
@Cybermat476 жыл бұрын
Switzerland wasn’t really that neutral. They happily shot down anything that entered their airspace.
@Spartan04306 жыл бұрын
@cybermat47 "They happily shot down anything that entered their airspace" exactly. anything. american, brit or german. that's pretty neutral. there is a difference between pacifism and neutrality. they were very aggressive in maintaining their neutrality.
@theliteralmaginotline56386 жыл бұрын
This is awkward
@konradszcz57696 жыл бұрын
(insert random s)
@arfn19736 жыл бұрын
Konrad S SSS
@basilbats78915 жыл бұрын
To late guys we broke him
@partlyfire5 жыл бұрын
F
@cherrydragon31205 жыл бұрын
LOOOOOL
@lightside333336 жыл бұрын
Swap France with a different nation to see how it would do with good AI
@delta23725 жыл бұрын
It's not france's fault that it's hard coded to die
@lightninglord78326 жыл бұрын
I think the AI was controlled by Alex the Rambler.
@drsolo75 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@mostafakhalil5000bc5 жыл бұрын
LOL 😂
@Wm7forthewin5 жыл бұрын
łõł
@graydentaylor5423 жыл бұрын
7:04 France falling to Belgium as "The City Must Survive" from Frostpunk plays in the background. Perfection
@nicolas.p3316 жыл бұрын
Are we blind? Deploy the garrison!
@incompetentgaming84006 жыл бұрын
I think France is hard coded to send their troops to another nation after a certain time passes after they are in a war with Germany.
@nikkity54916 жыл бұрын
*ARE WE BLIND DEPLOY THE SURRENDER FLAG*
@The3cats4me6 жыл бұрын
Spiff. do it again, BUT, make them free france. Free France AI seems to do actually good.
@aramhalamech42046 жыл бұрын
The3cats4me that would be an interesting experiment.
@The3cats4me6 жыл бұрын
If I recall, France has an AI modifier for preferring defense. However, france has land all over the world and the AI will protect ALL of it equally. Free France doesnt have this modifier, so they tend to stay within Core land
@josimes44966 жыл бұрын
lutin grognon on the indo-China thing, I was playing as RAJ and I saw france put 40 divisions on the border with Siam. This was in 1939 before Germany started the war and Siam was neutral. There was no reasoning, it just did it. Let’s just say France fell rather quickly
@vinifalleroliveira6 жыл бұрын
Remove Talos Better than my German AI. I mean, they ally with Japan, declare war on the soviets, *AND SEND 90 OF IT'S 120 DIVISIONS TO FIGHT IN CHINA WHILE KEEP THE REMAINING 30 DIVISIONS AS GARRISON IN FRANCE TO PROTECT FROM D DAY* -fortress- hungary lasted more than germany....
@vinifalleroliveira6 жыл бұрын
Slugcat Jak I play as high elf....
@voltek97385 жыл бұрын
Germany: *Builds a SkyBase and platforms above France, then drops TNT*
@DystopianCreativity4 жыл бұрын
"It's all Romania?" "Always has been."
@Razvy8003 жыл бұрын
How big did greater romania used to be? Yes
@acarrot98686 жыл бұрын
France coding in a nutshell: if frenchArmy == exists: disband all elif france != capitulated: wayToParis = ungarded else: capitulate
@thatdieguy53105 жыл бұрын
Seems legit.
@myrmecologistjp92285 жыл бұрын
You did not specify frenchArmy and france, and I'm pretty sure it dosent work like that.
@myrmecologistjp92285 жыл бұрын
here is a code that works(tested in python, feel free to take it and test it): frenchArmy = "exists" france = "independent" wayToParis = "Guarded" while True: if frenchArmy == "exists": frenchArmy = "disband" if france == "independent": wayToParis = "Ungarded" ArmyAdd = input("Do you want to add divisions to the army? ") if ArmyAdd == "yes": print("ok") frenchArmy = "exists" else: print("you did not add anything to the army") ProtectParis = input("Protect the way to Paris? ") if ProtectParis == "yes" and frenchArmy == "exists": wayToParis = "Guarded" elif ProtectParis == "yes" and frenchArmy == "disband": print("You can not protect the way to Paris without troops") else: print("You did not protect the way to Paris ") if frenchArmy == "disband" and wayToParis == "Ungarded": france = "Capitulated" if france == "Capitulated": print("Some other nation has conquered us *sad french noises*")
@thatdieguy53105 жыл бұрын
@@myrmecologistjp9228 Now THAT seems legit.
@janedoe49296 жыл бұрын
Can you send this video to paradox as a bug report? Lol
@NauseousIsland36 жыл бұрын
Bug: Game too Realistic
@General_Townes6 жыл бұрын
Liam Odendaal you fucking savage
@cariox2016 жыл бұрын
Liam Odendaal i didn't know humans could have bugs with historical accuracy :V
@xCUSEMEKx6 жыл бұрын
RE: My France doesn't work
@misterbeach88266 жыл бұрын
you would need to send almost all hoi4 videos then. hoi4 is so bad, incredible. i actually stopped playing hoi4 because of the bad mechanics (paratroops, naval invasions, naval combat, tank warfare, forts, or weird air warfare) and the horrible ai. some time ago i've made a simple ai test. german ai is bad at repairing/fitting units/provinces (at some point it uses all its industry to repair provinces). and the other ai's do not care about the war economy policy when it's available to them, and there's so much more... either you play hoi4 in multiplayer or leave it
@luciuscaeciliusiucundus11546 жыл бұрын
WTF was drew playing as France?!
@virtuoz23496 жыл бұрын
Oh Hell Na observe
@dad66446 жыл бұрын
You can’t blame the French, one Paratrooper division can kill the whole country.
@filipfilip33356 жыл бұрын
true story.
@mollye6 жыл бұрын
One german soldier sitting down in a parisian café and ordering a large beer can cause the entire country to surrender for gods sake.
@willtattersall19406 жыл бұрын
true story.
@willtattersall19406 жыл бұрын
In the game one paratrooper division into Paris actually can make France surrender though. I don’t think he meant in real life
@manictiger6 жыл бұрын
@1alas I can just imagine an alternate X-Men universe, where Magneto is drinking in a Parisian Cafe, telling a couple Frenchmen "I have no name. It was taken from me, by cheesemakers and vineyard owners". He turns his arm and it shows a wine stain.
@TheYeetiest5 жыл бұрын
You have to congratulate them on getting Sardinia. It was extremely well defended and the mighty French army overran all resistance there.
@dreadpiratewest60583 жыл бұрын
"Its Just Belgium!" *dissapointed Tea Noises*
@frogchip64846 жыл бұрын
''Sir, through sheer willpower and determination, the French people have succeeded in making lvl 10 forts on every province in the country!'' ''Really? Alright let's leave some troops on the border with the Germans and allow them to be encircled while guarding every single province.''
@neithon4676 жыл бұрын
Maybe every fort makes the French ai dumber
@newromanianmappernrm44206 жыл бұрын
Imagine if you removed the Maginot line,dear god the french would become competent
@vinifalleroliveira6 жыл бұрын
New Romanian Mapper /NRM Remember Naopleon? He didn't fought with forts at his sides.
@orangensaft71256 жыл бұрын
The Baguette Line
@guacamolelover4546 жыл бұрын
Orangensaft oui baggutte
@bornesone6 жыл бұрын
As sturdy as one...
@orangensaft71256 жыл бұрын
XD
@supergeekenslip6 жыл бұрын
AntsAntsAntsAntsAnts AntsAntsAntsAnts ça se dit baguette ptn
@Machialemmi5 жыл бұрын
@ger dues eskaliert gleich
@wtechafk343 жыл бұрын
France wins at the end This guy: puts Russian Soviet march music. whatever its still good
@sik3xploit3 жыл бұрын
"It just works"
@pahinamala40192 жыл бұрын
Breaking into a frenchmen's house would be insane, imagine the thick concretes, reinforced windows and several retreat bunkers that would be in place in case of a german invasion. Oh lets not forget the various fox holes and look outs with armed french fathers and even french children operating mortars.
@placeholder87686 жыл бұрын
*France surrendering was just a stereotype, they said* *France was a powerful country, they said*
@amirhanabishev88686 жыл бұрын
Russiaball Mapping We wun 100 percent of our wars. France stronk.France all wars againts the africans. 100 Years wot and shiet
@placeholder87686 жыл бұрын
Amirhan Abishev Actually, France only won 61.9 percent of their wars, but I was just joking around, unless you’re also joking around, then excuse me for not noticing the sarcasm.
@amirhanabishev88686 жыл бұрын
Russiaball Mapping That was a joke.
@mayettetanio8566 жыл бұрын
Amirhan Abishev *pLaYs EvIL MoRtY tHeME* edit:fuck i just read The russian guys comment
@placeholder87686 жыл бұрын
MASTER DIO it still fits perfectly- Amirhan Abishev o
@baffoonidiot58216 жыл бұрын
Next video: What if the entire world was the Maginot Line?
@LJCyrus16 жыл бұрын
That would take a long time to set up I suspect.
@christianknuchel5 жыл бұрын
@@LJCyrus1 One could opt for automating such scenario adjustements, of course.
@ginesjoshdave44065 жыл бұрын
He actually got onboard with this idea
@apila48595 жыл бұрын
This has already been done
@sjs96985 жыл бұрын
germany immediately annexes the moon.
@julienpageaud6573 жыл бұрын
I gotta admit, I'm French and... I'm not even mad. I'm used to the love-hate relationship we got with the UK. Love your vids on CIV btw, keep it up, tea-man !
@smithofr30545 жыл бұрын
France in WW2: *surrenders* France in HOI4: *plays bad* BRIT: yO wAT tHe Fuk
@jadenstar10386 жыл бұрын
One big Capital F! Edit: Holy Shitesenberg so many Likes! Spiffing Brit also liked!, my first ever popular comment XD
@mayor47976 жыл бұрын
F
@cadegoebel5766 жыл бұрын
F
@fengqinhuang96506 жыл бұрын
FUDGE F
@polancanintospace5936 жыл бұрын
Good job on your first popular comment I
@nixxel22786 жыл бұрын
The French AI in HoI4 is hardcoded to always lose to Germany, no matter what. Seriously, I've only seen 2 games where the French AI beat Germany.
@delta23725 жыл бұрын
It's not the AI but the country in general, I play france all the time both SP and MP and it's impossible to hold even if you buff yourself and it's so stupid. I get that france is supposed to be a challenge but ffs they are just unplayable right now.
@YitzharVered5 жыл бұрын
@@delta2372 what? Literally my first game was France and I won. How bad ate you that you managed to lose? Seriously, France isn't that hard is SP
@KILLERMATYCZ5 жыл бұрын
@@delta2372 not true, it's super easy to hold, I managed to conquer some land as France in 38
@delta23725 жыл бұрын
@@YitzharVered well let me rephrase that, I can win SP but MP it's impossible.
@artificialintelligence83285 жыл бұрын
@@delta2372 Why did you say SP in the first place lol.
@Nathan_21206 жыл бұрын
The French after installing the Maginot in their whole country French: HAHA Now the Germans can't get in Germans steps on French soil French: *WE SURRENDER*
@gratuitouslurking86105 жыл бұрын
'How do you lose to Italy?!?' A SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!
@paula1946 жыл бұрын
8:19 You know you've failed as an A.I. when they pull the 'just disappointed' out on you.
@IHoowin6 жыл бұрын
I Think its because the French are trying to garrison the entire country because of all the lvl 10 forts
@maloflory6 жыл бұрын
HoowinGames Nah, IAs only cover borders. For exemple AI Soviet Union puts its units in the Baltic and Eastern Poland, not on the tiny bits of the Stalin Line.
@suirahplanogemo34076 жыл бұрын
The French AI’s competence is measured in baguettes and Mona Lisas
@Cec1nator6 жыл бұрын
tarek alsaidy the mona lisa is italian, the fuck?
@thomassilia73066 жыл бұрын
It's been in France for 500 years and only quit it to be exposed in Washington and Tokyo so, yeah, basically french at this point
@Cec1nator6 жыл бұрын
Thomassilia but drawn by Da Vinci, an italian. In my opinion it's as italian as Mussolini
@deltoroperdedor31666 жыл бұрын
It's weird that you compare a painting with a leader on the exact opposite side of the competence spectrum
@evzenvarga97076 жыл бұрын
@@thomassilia7306 Drawn by Italian it is in no way French only thing french about it is ownership.
oh no the french are brainwashing our fellow mates next they'll be brainwashing the colonies prepare yourselves
@matiskrawiec6 жыл бұрын
5:50 When even the Polish AI has managed to defend itself from Nazis and Soviets for longer than Maginot France, you know that France was given extra attention by programmers
@LifeofMortis3 жыл бұрын
Its impossible to lose a battle. France 🇫🇷: Mission impossible completed
@azmad5253 жыл бұрын
lmaoooo
@anani98986 жыл бұрын
15:11 Notice how Turkish ai holds France for a very long time :D
@PGawol6 жыл бұрын
France fell before Denmark did and Germany declared on them at the same time (or Denmark first)
@mucklowthebaronofmercia82956 жыл бұрын
P. Gawol germany built a giant gun to penetrate the maginot line but france surrended before they got it in place
@sirborinthegreat75206 жыл бұрын
Well, no actually. That’s (almost) entirely wrong. Yes, the Germans declared on the Danes first (April 9, 1940) but they capitulated literally six hours after German troops crossed the border. The war with France on the other hand began later (May 10, 1940), but they lasted more than a month (all the way until June 25 the same year). Please excuse me if I’ve got anything about this wrong.
@iuliusconstantcornelio20186 жыл бұрын
Sir Borin The Great That is correct, bu this guy was talking about what happened in this video, not in real life !
@iuliusconstantcornelio20186 жыл бұрын
TheLoneWolf550 Denmark is a country in Europe, AMERICAN ! -_-
@kirbyfanos1236 жыл бұрын
Only a real Frenchman would fortify the colonies too.
@cariox2016 жыл бұрын
schwarzbraun ist haselnuss cough you're right **looks away**
@oam66266 жыл бұрын
schwarzbraun ist haselnuss no. A real Frenchman would simply surrender.
@cariox2016 жыл бұрын
Auto what country are you from? So i also say a random fake cliche that is a disgrace to your country?
@kirbyfanos1236 жыл бұрын
FazZno! *pissed en Français*
@cariox2016 жыл бұрын
schwarzbraun ist haselnuss *pissed en français too*
@ainzooalgown94514 жыл бұрын
before this starts i must say I have saw the french ai pull entirely of the maginot line to fight me as italy.
@thornpauladr5 жыл бұрын
I think that the developers made a mistake and they put the Italian AI to French...
@nicolascordier124 жыл бұрын
Italy is not historically accurate, it does not change faction every month!
@eliaslopez27403 жыл бұрын
In fact, the italian AI is very competent
@titothesecond20016 жыл бұрын
France would still surrender
@cariox2016 жыл бұрын
XxTheVelikiBosnaXx pffft you're such a smart guy...
@pffspffs16066 жыл бұрын
They should make a special surrender mechanic just for france
@cariox2016 жыл бұрын
pffs pffs wdym?
@maloflory6 жыл бұрын
FazZno! Well, he's not wrong. In Hoi4 the pre-Free France IA seems to be completely fucked up and its units seems to be nerfed as hell or something like that...I've already seen Germany going trough the Maginot line despite being outnumbered, where the French units should have won without even lv 10 forts..
@orjelmort23306 жыл бұрын
pffs pffs it's perfect for italians
@themrfj5 жыл бұрын
17:45 - Is that Lewis in the bottom left corner? :D
@tracii37516 жыл бұрын
14:13 Romania you finally lived to your full potential
@shadesmarerik41123 жыл бұрын
only when the Netherlands takes Germany, France is able to do something...
@KudlaczxXx4 жыл бұрын
Funny thing that Poland is surviving longer without nothing than France on buffs ^^
@Yeet-e3j6 жыл бұрын
I was already drinking tea before clicking on this video. Does this qualify me to U.K citizenship?
@tah-loreoffical29416 жыл бұрын
Hasan Aldawood depends on How you like tea.
@Yeet-e3j6 жыл бұрын
I have a separate boiler that only boils tea.
@tah-loreoffical29416 жыл бұрын
Hasan Aldawood very good, then you are extra British
@jimsaintruth42486 жыл бұрын
As long as you don't keep throwing it in the harbour!
@federicofiordelli1046 жыл бұрын
That USA Friend
@Cythil6 жыл бұрын
Boy... On paper France is strong as it is. I know that when I played previous versions of HoI I kicked butt with them. Which really got me questioning what sort of people they had in changer in France during the start of the war in real life. (As well as seeing some of the account on how superior, yes, you heard me, superior french tanks where to Germans ones.) Maybe it is actually accurate to history. Maybe France just had a really bad AI running everything at the start of the war... Darn time traveling Swedes putting poorly designed AI in changer of France just so they could make a game out of it...
@sindreherstad87396 жыл бұрын
Cythil the french tanks had some flaw (mainly undercrewd) wich would make them better (in tank vs tank) than the panzer 2, but I would say the panzer 3 and 4 was at leest on par. Regarding why france died in ww2, as I understand france basicly had PTSD from ww1. They also had unrest with commis wanting communism. And a most troops were conscripts with wariyng will to fight. They also soread out ther superior numbers of tanks, whilst the germans focused them in spearheads wich allowed them to blitz thru the arden and thus to the channel and paris. And then I think some frenchmen (higher upps) "sold out france" to the germans and establishe vichy france
@Cythil6 жыл бұрын
Of course there where real reason to why France lost. Just that some of the reason given like there tanks sucked is not really valid reasons (as they where good tanks. Even if they had flaws to) And of course it was a combination of factors. But anyone who have played Hearts of Iron series will likely wonder at least a bit about how poorly manage there war effort was considering is not that hard to actually put up a fight with them. In one of my games I did not only steamroll Germany and Italy. I actually manage to take over USA after they declared war on me for my interventions in South America (I was playing world police in that game which apparently ticked of the Americans.) Of course after having defeated the Axis it is maybe not that odd that I would have the resource to take on USA (as well as me being a part of the allies which helped) But I do think that France could actually have beaten the Germans during the early days of WWII had they had the right management and played there cards right. Maybe not if you replaced the leadership on the same day that Germany invaded Poland. But even so France should not have been such a pushover as it was.
@knackiechan40116 жыл бұрын
m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/fXPcmX5ofcx_htk For you People
@tommydoez6 жыл бұрын
The reason France lost to the Germans was that they came from the french's under defended backside. Turns out the impenetrable mountains in Belgium wasn't impenetrable and France had their best troops cut off from the rest of France when the mountains were breached as they were defending the Belgium land beside the mountains.
@L0rd0fLight16 жыл бұрын
Cythil France lacked a lot of equipment and aircraft due to them spending insane amounts of money on the Maginot line, and don't foget the British also didn't think German tanks could move through the ardenne.
@shielded72266 жыл бұрын
when your country is a dissapointment in a game FeelsNadMan
@shielded72266 жыл бұрын
*FEELS NAD MAN*
@arfn19736 жыл бұрын
Shieldity *_CALM DOWN_*
@shielded72266 жыл бұрын
Firman N *F E E L S N A D M A N*
@arfn19736 жыл бұрын
Shieldity *_FEELS NAD MANSEPCITION_*
@Goose2able5 жыл бұрын
I think the main issue with this is that there is too many forts. Generic AI prioritise defending forts, and every provence having a for would lead to the AI trying to defend all forts which spreads the troops very thin. If you went into the game as france, selected a general and selected the whole of france to be defended, you would end up with a very large number of troops required. If you had maybe 2 layers of forts with the neighbouring countries, you may have had better success
@cognitiveTrifurcation4 жыл бұрын
They probably *did* hard-code the French AI to lose. Even in the actual war, France *SHOULD NOT HAVE LOST* but because they refused to adopt the radio (it being a British invention), their chain of command was in absolute shambles. Soldiers retreated when they should have advanced, advanced when they should have regrouped, thought they were losing when they were winning, and so on. Basically, WWII IRL was lost because of the French AI.
@burnaldo89956 жыл бұрын
16:17 Dude is spiffling away at France while im staring at South America xDD
@jxkey_lol5 жыл бұрын
lol
@JustaGuy_Gaming5 жыл бұрын
So what we learn from this is if you give France a few suits of Iron Man armor, a Death Star and maybe a BFG or two they will find a way to lose to tribesmen with sticks?
@cherrydragon31205 жыл бұрын
Pretty much 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@fattyMcGee974 жыл бұрын
Oui
@shadowman85353 жыл бұрын
France: ( *becomes Maginot line* ) what you gonna do now germany Germany: ( *goes around france trough English Channel* ) this
@billsmcdonald38563 жыл бұрын
Mislav Malenica not sure the Germans had canal boats. Better of sticking to the English Channel if you ask me
@Finsternis..5 жыл бұрын
Well, the French AI ist just showing what being a frenchman is all about. Giving airs of superiority and nothing to back it up when it comes to it. If they weren't of far-german descent they probably wouldn't even own a country anymore.
@rexxmen6 жыл бұрын
F is for France that always capitulates. U is for Useless AI! N is for Never protecting Belguim at all. They got invaded for a second damn time!
@promc73186 жыл бұрын
do the same thing with Italy to see if it is a french AI problem
@cariox2016 жыл бұрын
promc yeah i think it's a AI problem cause any player could rekt germany as france
@5lake6 жыл бұрын
You'd think drew durnil was playing
@patricksmith66732 жыл бұрын
"I think the actual French AI is better than the..." France was ruled by AI confirmed
@mnky6265 жыл бұрын
It's often overlooked that a large contributing factor to the Maginot Line's failure was Germany getting incredibly lucky when they took the huge risk of advancing through the Black Forest to bypass it (not having the best track record with considering big risks in general; if I'm remembering my military history correctly they tried again at the Battle of the Bulge and it didn't work nearly as well).
@traviskrebs75514 жыл бұрын
The problem with the French ai is that it always tries to garrison its colonies, thus pulling troops out of France. The simplest way to make France good in hoi4 is to give there colonies independence.
@BisexualPlagueDoctor2 жыл бұрын
The issue with forts is if you lose one from combat or not having troops ready, you just can’t take them back
@konobuzoggu2395 жыл бұрын
drinking game: take a shot each time Spiff says "French AI"
@BullworthAcademy45 жыл бұрын
love the frostunk sountrack xD
@OtterSpace9755 жыл бұрын
Paradox- "Poland United and Ready... extra leader portraits for the ultimate in historical accuracy" Me-Looks at German Flag Paradox-"Ultimate in historical accuracy" Me-TRIGGERED
@simbachvazo65305 жыл бұрын
*Cries and sings the Marseille and the British Grenadiers at the same time*
@Irishcrossing6 жыл бұрын
>Has enormous military power >Has rich history of conquests >Still loses to wage-war-with-the-world Germany and useless Italy Laughs in frog
@11kungfu114 жыл бұрын
Smells diesel on the wind and runs away* HuEhUeHuehUe
@DagarCoH3 жыл бұрын
but...but... the germans had gasoline tanks at that time...
@alexkairis39275 жыл бұрын
"Shit guys, the -cigarettes- missiles are coming! Fire our sh1t!" "but I am le tired"
@timothy57233 жыл бұрын
me: wait its all maginot? The Spiffing Brit: always has been
@GodShrimpTaco3 жыл бұрын
When The Spiffing Brit becomes The Spiffing Frenchmen... oh what a day ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to have to grab a second cup of tea for this one
@personeater7473 жыл бұрын
If everyone's a level 10 fort, no one is.
@timoshenkodjugashvilley86326 жыл бұрын
It kinda makes sense for France to lose, even if fully fortified. The defense of the forts requires soldiers, if those soldiers are defeated than there is no one left to defend the forts behind the frontline, so taking them is a walk in the park.
@cherrydragon31205 жыл бұрын
But those soldiers shud be hard to defeat while they're in those level 10 forts so it still kinda doesn't make sense
@joeyschmutnick56954 жыл бұрын
@@cherrydragon3120 but they're French soldiers
@NacoEU6 жыл бұрын
The f in France stands for fail
@u_nray37556 жыл бұрын
Naci hyuseinov And the N in Naci is for Noob ?
@willtattersall19406 жыл бұрын
Naci hyuseinov And the R stands for retreat. P.S I’m sorry that Ray was so brutal there, sheesh he must’ve hurt you bad
@darkaine73446 жыл бұрын
Shut up, France is a strong country compare to UK (GoodBye Brexit :D) we have a better army than UK or Germany :p
@willtattersall19406 жыл бұрын
DarkLight 43 do you understand the concept of a joke or a stereotype?
@iminsecurebut12155 жыл бұрын
@@darkaine7344 the 3rd reich got ya in a war wile invading poland and litterally everyone and only 1 1/2 years for preparations. Now the real germany beats you in economic power. Wow france. Just Wow. Where is ur white flag?
@darksuperganon6 жыл бұрын
I'm betting that, thanks to the Always War mod, France decided to dedicate like half their army to the ultra-important Indochina front.
@mikoajwojciechowski90456 жыл бұрын
Entire France is the maginot Line: Game 1: Capitulates faster than Belgium Game 2: Capitulates faster than Poland
@Riko_YAN26 жыл бұрын
French Logic: 1-95% buffs (loses almost every time) 95-100% buffs (ability to conquer world)
@mohamedsabra48276 жыл бұрын
Make France the maginot line. Then play as France and see how long u can hold the line while at war with the whole world.
@vulturearmy37806 жыл бұрын
Kaiser Wilhelm ll Forever if you got the Airforce to defend French Mainland
@tomvandaalen2736 жыл бұрын
Make a mod to see what happened if Germany lost WW1 Oh, wait
@someinsignificantguy44335 жыл бұрын
@@tomvandaalen273 the mods name is vanilla ;) or Führerreich
@ARRx-et4gd6 жыл бұрын
Nice concept, and very good video 😁 But the France AI have a big problem xD
@grev77945 жыл бұрын
No, it is not. It is hardcoded to abandon the Maginot line to ensure that AI Germany always win.
@ryanrong4953 жыл бұрын
France has listened to Swiss : Just built a lot of 10 bunker
@nikos46774 жыл бұрын
Developer:How bad should we make France Ai Another developer: yes
@aramhalamech42046 жыл бұрын
loved the music at the end
@geraltzrivii45826 жыл бұрын
Oliver Cromwell "Soviet March" from Red Alert
@aramhalamech42046 жыл бұрын
Geralt z Rivii Thx but I already knew.
@rivepest61583 жыл бұрын
@@geraltzrivii4582 thx did not knew that and hoped to find the answer in the comments
@DrEtzor5 жыл бұрын
"This video is very French." I expected "Hon Hon Hon Hon Le Baguette Eiffel Tower", you disappoint me, i shall drink a cup of coffee instead of tea because of this! *Hears Spiffing Brit Gasp*
@natfrql022906 жыл бұрын
0:52 I'm french and since that video, I cry all day long :'(
@folksychainyt55725 жыл бұрын
Hémélios a
@feddyvonwigglestein34814 жыл бұрын
France in EUIV: Big Blue Blob France in HoI IV: Big Blue Bust
@agentsmith24004 жыл бұрын
"What if the entire country is the Maginot Line ? All of France have level 10 forts..." Corsa : "Am I a joke to you ?"
@alehaim6 жыл бұрын
Did you mean the walk around it line
@danielchera92146 жыл бұрын
Why is Belgium and Switzerland attacking France, why is Germany almost only focusing on france and not poland, why is Romania joining the allies most of time first, why is nor way fighting Sweden, why do the french keep a white flag on all their forts, why is... you know I'm done. I hope paradox team has good day knowing they created this nation with a built in retreat switch.
@placeholdername38185 жыл бұрын
Because its none historical so everything is random. Sometimes Italy will form its own alliance and never join the Axis.
@buggy52586 жыл бұрын
I honestly surprised myself at France. I don't have the game and only heard how bad they are but God are they bad.
@Fluchtwert6 жыл бұрын
Buggin quoi moi dans le jeu quand je joue france je détruis tout le monde Allemagne Italie union soviétique sans aide allié
@benjaminleguennic73496 жыл бұрын
Buggin I don't know what they did with our IA but you've got to know that the French army was better than the German one, their victory was only strategic
@buggy52586 жыл бұрын
Benjamin Le Guennic Yes I do know that sorry if it seemed I was attacking real life France.
@the-colour-white95876 жыл бұрын
here is a translation of the frenchman's words: "In his game he destroyed Germany Italy and the Soviets alone" sigh I wish all people would speak English online
@benjaminleguennic73496 жыл бұрын
Buggin Nah, don't worry you are forgiven :))
@mabussubam5126 жыл бұрын
Even the HOI4 knows that France can't survive without God mode, infinite supplies, infinite man power.
@commandertaco17625 жыл бұрын
Lets see germany try to go around this Germany: challenge accepted