WHAT IF ALL OF FRANCE WAS THE MAGINOT LINE? - Hearts Of Iron 4 Fort Only

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The Spiffing Brit

The Spiffing Brit

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@almostharvestingseasonitis3151
@almostharvestingseasonitis3151 6 жыл бұрын
This is totally historically inaccurate. Germany went around the Maginot Line. Therefore, if the entirety of France is the Maginot Line, Germany will just walk around France straight into London.
@warwolf3005
@warwolf3005 6 жыл бұрын
Maginot Line technically covered ardennes, but it was weaker there and had relatively unexperienced garrison.* *Totally not insert Director Krennic
@ittihatcumut2772
@ittihatcumut2772 6 жыл бұрын
OMFG
@wildpearrunning1408
@wildpearrunning1408 6 жыл бұрын
Into Paris not London
@ittihatcumut2772
@ittihatcumut2772 6 жыл бұрын
Paris in France. If Maginot Line is France, Germany can't get Paris. Because it' going around the maginot line. Probably using the English channel to do it.
@radicallarrythemailman8269
@radicallarrythemailman8269 6 жыл бұрын
Old Memes They can't pass through, true. But they can use Dave to capture all the cities
@APerson-jf4ls
@APerson-jf4ls 6 жыл бұрын
I respect the people that dedicated themselves to making all of France a fort
@caelvanir8557
@caelvanir8557 6 жыл бұрын
Enver Hoxha took over France in this video.
@alexh2947
@alexh2947 6 жыл бұрын
F
@axelandersson6314
@axelandersson6314 6 жыл бұрын
Dank memes r Dank You didn’t end your comment with a period so I’ll add on to it: “... for absolutely nothing.”
@WinterWolf1045_
@WinterWolf1045_ 6 жыл бұрын
They all died. Multiple times lol.
@rafascisowski8959
@rafascisowski8959 6 жыл бұрын
Rollu Kauppa you mean croissant
@Sophia-vk5bq
@Sophia-vk5bq 5 жыл бұрын
"I put the final touches on the French AI myself ladies and gentlemen. It just works." -Todd Howard before returning to design Fallout 76
@dominikpukos7450
@dominikpukos7450 3 жыл бұрын
French AI has 16x the detail of an actual historical accuracy ans 4x the size of the real France
@ovs8691
@ovs8691 5 жыл бұрын
Germany: *Builds the biggest navy in history and goes around France.*
@user-vs8kj7pl8p
@user-vs8kj7pl8p 4 жыл бұрын
🤔
@user-vs8kj7pl8p
@user-vs8kj7pl8p 4 жыл бұрын
I thought you only played Kaiserreich
@Pfaltzgraffe
@Pfaltzgraffe 4 жыл бұрын
atlantickwall
@w23c-e9c
@w23c-e9c 4 жыл бұрын
but there are forts on the coast
@jaredjosephsongheng372
@jaredjosephsongheng372 2 жыл бұрын
Germany: *Attacks Britain with Largest Navy and takes over all of Africa* French: *FUCK*
@AsbestosMuffins
@AsbestosMuffins 5 жыл бұрын
I think its their colonies in africa that screw up the AI, it gives them the option to run across large amount of ground vs standing in place, and the AI doesn't seem to weigh home territory vs the overseas ones causing it to just loose tons of troops in africa. britain doesn't quite have this problem because they broke the raj and its other territories off into their own countries
@drtoilet1019
@drtoilet1019 5 жыл бұрын
I guess
@DarkCrimsonBlade
@DarkCrimsonBlade 5 жыл бұрын
Looking at where France held in the fails and pushed in the final game, it is this. France so is trying to defend territories in Europe, Africa, the Middle East and south east Asia. Not only does this make them split their force, but the lines changing on these fronts causes the ai to reorganize its lines, pulling troops from Europe usually to head to one of the other places. This is why there suddenly is a breach and just complete fumble of their line of forts. The ai just straight up cannot handle the front lines against 3-5 different countries in Europe as well as several more across the world. The ai needs to be programmed to not reorganize a certain amount of infantry on the front line so they won’t pack up and leave a gap as they walk off to the other side of the globe.
@loupdeguerre
@loupdeguerre 5 жыл бұрын
@@DarkCrimsonBlade it's also necessary for the Axis Ai too have a solid shot a taking France, otherwise France would be incredibly though to crack open, hell as a quite mediocre player I can easily play the waiting game as france for years without the german italian and spanish making even a foothold inside my border. France is covered in moutain on all side, and the only place it isn't there are rivers, and two focus that put forts on two frontiers. Without a sucky French AI historical games wouldn't stay historical for long. You can also put the republicain spain in that bag of "crappy AI by design".
@dalsosegno
@dalsosegno 5 жыл бұрын
France literally had no troops on the maginot last game i had, just agressively walked througb the damn country
@cheeto4027
@cheeto4027 5 жыл бұрын
@@loupdeguerre well a crappy Republican Spain makes sense too since the forces fighting franco were pretty divided and would sometimes even fight each other
@jedimario8860
@jedimario8860 6 жыл бұрын
My theory is that the French AI is hardcoded to leave their Northern border unguarded, which would explain why Belgium took Paris soooooo many times.
@vulturearmy3780
@vulturearmy3780 6 жыл бұрын
Uh I guess it’s to simulate the surprise of the French when Germany goes around Maginot and breaches through the Ardennes, but that’s just my guess
@Konterfeit
@Konterfeit 6 жыл бұрын
no. France just starts with basically no Military factories and troops that have no Equipment. "Always war" is an insta-loose for France, no matter what you give them in Terms of longterm buffs.
@TheWoollyFrog
@TheWoollyFrog 6 жыл бұрын
No. The vanilla ai is just bad at managing multiple fronts. And France has multiple fronts against strong enemies.
@ShudowWolf
@ShudowWolf 6 жыл бұрын
As a side note this theory isn't the most ridiculous as Britain is coded to not garrison benelux, help in France and take ostpreussen but I don't know of anything like this.
@TheWoollyFrog
@TheWoollyFrog 6 жыл бұрын
Shadow Wolf The ai tends to guard its own territories or those that have been occupied and given to them to control. Sometimes they do venture to distant front lines but less likely if they have to get there by sea (something to do with making sure the ai doesn't get its entire army sunk by enemy fleets?). It really isn't Britain that is coded to be this way. Hard to tell if I've ever seen an island nation or one from the Americas that sent non expeditionary non volunteer non naval invasion troops to France.
@axelandersson6314
@axelandersson6314 6 жыл бұрын
The Maginot surface?
@tyab87
@tyab87 6 жыл бұрын
Axel Andersson The infinitely dense Maginot-Hilbert space-filling curve
@axelandersson6314
@axelandersson6314 6 жыл бұрын
tyab87 Fractal France!
@reaper6303
@reaper6303 6 жыл бұрын
Axel Andersson pretty sure it’s the Maginot countryside
@deacon6453
@deacon6453 6 жыл бұрын
Does It come the Maginot Type Cover
@nathanmeulensteen339
@nathanmeulensteen339 6 жыл бұрын
the Maginot plane
@SuperSalmon
@SuperSalmon 3 жыл бұрын
The French AI is playing Russian Roulette without a gun. And still loses
@TheSwampsteve
@TheSwampsteve 5 жыл бұрын
I like how every game, Ireland just took northern Ireland with no consequences
@Septimus_ii
@Septimus_ii 5 жыл бұрын
Sometimes they didn't take all of it
@angelopueyygarcia43
@angelopueyygarcia43 5 жыл бұрын
26 + 6 = 1. Ireland will be united.
@JB-xl2jc
@JB-xl2jc 5 жыл бұрын
Hate to make it political but given how Hard Brexit is looking likely now, I’ll bet we’ll have a unified Ireland in a few years
@vitaurea
@vitaurea 4 жыл бұрын
@@JB-xl2jc i mean, does it matter?
@floydlooney6837
@floydlooney6837 4 жыл бұрын
@@JB-xl2jc ruled by Brussels?
@pierreollivier6714
@pierreollivier6714 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that the French AI is a meme in hoi4 is hilarious but as à French i'm outraged that it is hardcoded to lose (yes is was proven by modders)
@arthurborlet
@arthurborlet 3 жыл бұрын
it's just because the only way to simulate france losing with the number of troups we had, if by hardwiring the AI to lose, because the french army brass(les gradés) at that time was laughable, like really when they saw the germans had lots of tanks tanks, they dictated that tank defence should be organised around blocking roads, ROADS !!! IT'S A FREAKING TANK, IT'S GOING TO DRIVE THROUGHT THE FOREST IF YOU BLOCK THE ROAD !!!)
@TheWarriorofHonor
@TheWarriorofHonor 3 жыл бұрын
historical accuarcy is important
@pierreollivier6714
@pierreollivier6714 3 жыл бұрын
​@@arthurborlet There also was the fact that in order to stay on belgium's good side we did not extend the maginot line further than what was done, so the blitzkrieg was basically : " Oh ? we can't go straight through ? we'll just go AROUND then!" Et pour la question à un million, comment s'appelait le sous-secrétaire d'état d'état à la guerre et à la défense qui voulait qu'on change de doctrine par rapport nottament aux tanks ? AH ! oui, charles de gaulle.
@vrabb9030
@vrabb9030 3 жыл бұрын
@@pierreollivier6714 Blitzkrieg probably still would've happened if the maginot was extended. The French army wasn't prepared at the time (and also not as compitent) so they probably still would've left the ardennes not really that defended (maybe because they would think it didn't need it or maybe they just don't have enough men for true defense because trying to fit your army through the entire Belgian / German-French border wouldn't be easy. Also most people would probably think that being conscripted to stay at a fort was pointless so less men. So Hitler might've ended up going through belgium and around the Maginot like in real life except it would take longer. But even if the Blitzkrieg didn't happen a French invasion would've probably happened He could've ordered an invasion of Belgium and used he could've used Italy , depending on if France built more forts on that border too. Maybe the French politcal parties would get angry due to conscription for forts and all the money that forts require and maybe a reveloution? Bascially France at the time was probably doomed to fail , African colonies , incompitence , politcal problems , German war machine and all that stuff isn't easy to handle and considering how long it took me to write out the scenarios where France still loses i think it's easy to see France could lose easily. France now or later in the war could maybe hold off against the Nazis but even now Democratic Germany is still a European power even though they lost and were punished in two major wars and suffered a split and they're even using the French-German steel thingy (i forgot the name) to gain even more power in Europe even though the main reason was to constrain Germany, but considering NATO and the UN exist a world war probably isn't gonna happen with Germany , so that's nice. Sorry for the long comment and i made a lot of assumtions about Germany and in a world where France can extend the Maginot they might be able to easily win against the Germans but i don't know. I also assumed Hitler wouldn't be smart enough to pull off a move so large as a mass invasion of Belgium and around the Maginot in Italy and a push through the ardennes
@liliya_aseeva
@liliya_aseeva 5 ай бұрын
The amount of VPs in the North is not helping either. Yes, North is quite urbanized, but empty diagonal is just *too* empty in the game. Maybe take down a notch Paris and make more VPs in Lyon Marseilles Toulouse and this would prevent so fast capitulation.
@unknownuser4692
@unknownuser4692 6 жыл бұрын
I literally was crying with laughter France nearly got taken by Switzerland the most neutral country in the war Ha!
@orjelmort2330
@orjelmort2330 6 жыл бұрын
Samuel Kerby it's funny that this is a game and in real life italy lose to greece
@danielcivilis1729
@danielcivilis1729 6 жыл бұрын
Samuel Kerby thats not true cause Switserland was actually a pretty strong country, cause they had like almost 1 mil
@dennishz9040
@dennishz9040 6 жыл бұрын
Donut Plays swiss was the most neutral country, that's not true they was pretty strong. where the fuck is the connection
@Cybermat47
@Cybermat47 6 жыл бұрын
Switzerland wasn’t really that neutral. They happily shot down anything that entered their airspace.
@Spartan0430
@Spartan0430 6 жыл бұрын
@cybermat47 "They happily shot down anything that entered their airspace" exactly. anything. american, brit or german. that's pretty neutral. there is a difference between pacifism and neutrality. they were very aggressive in maintaining their neutrality.
@theliteralmaginotline5638
@theliteralmaginotline5638 6 жыл бұрын
This is awkward
@konradszcz5769
@konradszcz5769 6 жыл бұрын
(insert random s)
@arfn1973
@arfn1973 6 жыл бұрын
Konrad S SSS
@basilbats7891
@basilbats7891 5 жыл бұрын
To late guys we broke him
@partlyfire
@partlyfire 5 жыл бұрын
F
@cherrydragon3120
@cherrydragon3120 5 жыл бұрын
LOOOOOL
@lightside33333
@lightside33333 6 жыл бұрын
Swap France with a different nation to see how it would do with good AI
@delta2372
@delta2372 5 жыл бұрын
It's not france's fault that it's hard coded to die
@lightninglord7832
@lightninglord7832 6 жыл бұрын
I think the AI was controlled by Alex the Rambler.
@drsolo7
@drsolo7 5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@mostafakhalil5000bc
@mostafakhalil5000bc 5 жыл бұрын
LOL 😂
@Wm7forthewin
@Wm7forthewin 5 жыл бұрын
łõł
@graydentaylor542
@graydentaylor542 3 жыл бұрын
7:04 France falling to Belgium as "The City Must Survive" from Frostpunk plays in the background. Perfection
@nicolas.p331
@nicolas.p331 6 жыл бұрын
Are we blind? Deploy the garrison!
@incompetentgaming8400
@incompetentgaming8400 6 жыл бұрын
I think France is hard coded to send their troops to another nation after a certain time passes after they are in a war with Germany.
@nikkity5491
@nikkity5491 6 жыл бұрын
*ARE WE BLIND DEPLOY THE SURRENDER FLAG*
@The3cats4me
@The3cats4me 6 жыл бұрын
Spiff. do it again, BUT, make them free france. Free France AI seems to do actually good.
@aramhalamech4204
@aramhalamech4204 6 жыл бұрын
The3cats4me that would be an interesting experiment.
@The3cats4me
@The3cats4me 6 жыл бұрын
If I recall, France has an AI modifier for preferring defense. However, france has land all over the world and the AI will protect ALL of it equally. Free France doesnt have this modifier, so they tend to stay within Core land
@josimes4496
@josimes4496 6 жыл бұрын
lutin grognon on the indo-China thing, I was playing as RAJ and I saw france put 40 divisions on the border with Siam. This was in 1939 before Germany started the war and Siam was neutral. There was no reasoning, it just did it. Let’s just say France fell rather quickly
@vinifalleroliveira
@vinifalleroliveira 6 жыл бұрын
Remove Talos Better than my German AI. I mean, they ally with Japan, declare war on the soviets, *AND SEND 90 OF IT'S 120 DIVISIONS TO FIGHT IN CHINA WHILE KEEP THE REMAINING 30 DIVISIONS AS GARRISON IN FRANCE TO PROTECT FROM D DAY* -fortress- hungary lasted more than germany....
@vinifalleroliveira
@vinifalleroliveira 6 жыл бұрын
Slugcat Jak I play as high elf....
@voltek9738
@voltek9738 5 жыл бұрын
Germany: *Builds a SkyBase and platforms above France, then drops TNT*
@DystopianCreativity
@DystopianCreativity 4 жыл бұрын
"It's all Romania?" "Always has been."
@Razvy800
@Razvy800 3 жыл бұрын
How big did greater romania used to be? Yes
@acarrot9868
@acarrot9868 6 жыл бұрын
France coding in a nutshell: if frenchArmy == exists: disband all elif france != capitulated: wayToParis = ungarded else: capitulate
@thatdieguy5310
@thatdieguy5310 5 жыл бұрын
Seems legit.
@myrmecologistjp9228
@myrmecologistjp9228 5 жыл бұрын
You did not specify frenchArmy and france, and I'm pretty sure it dosent work like that.
@myrmecologistjp9228
@myrmecologistjp9228 5 жыл бұрын
here is a code that works(tested in python, feel free to take it and test it): frenchArmy = "exists" france = "independent" wayToParis = "Guarded" while True: if frenchArmy == "exists": frenchArmy = "disband" if france == "independent": wayToParis = "Ungarded" ArmyAdd = input("Do you want to add divisions to the army? ") if ArmyAdd == "yes": print("ok") frenchArmy = "exists" else: print("you did not add anything to the army") ProtectParis = input("Protect the way to Paris? ") if ProtectParis == "yes" and frenchArmy == "exists": wayToParis = "Guarded" elif ProtectParis == "yes" and frenchArmy == "disband": print("You can not protect the way to Paris without troops") else: print("You did not protect the way to Paris ") if frenchArmy == "disband" and wayToParis == "Ungarded": france = "Capitulated" if france == "Capitulated": print("Some other nation has conquered us *sad french noises*")
@thatdieguy5310
@thatdieguy5310 5 жыл бұрын
@@myrmecologistjp9228 Now THAT seems legit.
@janedoe4929
@janedoe4929 6 жыл бұрын
Can you send this video to paradox as a bug report? Lol
@NauseousIsland3
@NauseousIsland3 6 жыл бұрын
Bug: Game too Realistic
@General_Townes
@General_Townes 6 жыл бұрын
Liam Odendaal you fucking savage
@cariox201
@cariox201 6 жыл бұрын
Liam Odendaal i didn't know humans could have bugs with historical accuracy :V
@xCUSEMEKx
@xCUSEMEKx 6 жыл бұрын
RE: My France doesn't work
@misterbeach8826
@misterbeach8826 6 жыл бұрын
you would need to send almost all hoi4 videos then. hoi4 is so bad, incredible. i actually stopped playing hoi4 because of the bad mechanics (paratroops, naval invasions, naval combat, tank warfare, forts, or weird air warfare) and the horrible ai. some time ago i've made a simple ai test. german ai is bad at repairing/fitting units/provinces (at some point it uses all its industry to repair provinces). and the other ai's do not care about the war economy policy when it's available to them, and there's so much more... either you play hoi4 in multiplayer or leave it
@luciuscaeciliusiucundus1154
@luciuscaeciliusiucundus1154 6 жыл бұрын
WTF was drew playing as France?!
@virtuoz2349
@virtuoz2349 6 жыл бұрын
Oh Hell Na observe
@dad6644
@dad6644 6 жыл бұрын
You can’t blame the French, one Paratrooper division can kill the whole country.
@filipfilip3335
@filipfilip3335 6 жыл бұрын
true story.
@mollye
@mollye 6 жыл бұрын
One german soldier sitting down in a parisian café and ordering a large beer can cause the entire country to surrender for gods sake.
@willtattersall1940
@willtattersall1940 6 жыл бұрын
true story.
@willtattersall1940
@willtattersall1940 6 жыл бұрын
In the game one paratrooper division into Paris actually can make France surrender though. I don’t think he meant in real life
@manictiger
@manictiger 6 жыл бұрын
@1alas I can just imagine an alternate X-Men universe, where Magneto is drinking in a Parisian Cafe, telling a couple Frenchmen "I have no name. It was taken from me, by cheesemakers and vineyard owners". He turns his arm and it shows a wine stain.
@TheYeetiest
@TheYeetiest 5 жыл бұрын
You have to congratulate them on getting Sardinia. It was extremely well defended and the mighty French army overran all resistance there.
@dreadpiratewest6058
@dreadpiratewest6058 3 жыл бұрын
"Its Just Belgium!" *dissapointed Tea Noises*
@frogchip6484
@frogchip6484 6 жыл бұрын
''Sir, through sheer willpower and determination, the French people have succeeded in making lvl 10 forts on every province in the country!'' ''Really? Alright let's leave some troops on the border with the Germans and allow them to be encircled while guarding every single province.''
@neithon467
@neithon467 6 жыл бұрын
Maybe every fort makes the French ai dumber
@newromanianmappernrm4420
@newromanianmappernrm4420 6 жыл бұрын
Imagine if you removed the Maginot line,dear god the french would become competent
@vinifalleroliveira
@vinifalleroliveira 6 жыл бұрын
New Romanian Mapper /NRM Remember Naopleon? He didn't fought with forts at his sides.
@orangensaft7125
@orangensaft7125 6 жыл бұрын
The Baguette Line
@guacamolelover454
@guacamolelover454 6 жыл бұрын
Orangensaft oui baggutte
@bornesone
@bornesone 6 жыл бұрын
As sturdy as one...
@orangensaft7125
@orangensaft7125 6 жыл бұрын
XD
@supergeekenslip
@supergeekenslip 6 жыл бұрын
AntsAntsAntsAntsAnts AntsAntsAntsAnts ça se dit baguette ptn
@Machialemmi
@Machialemmi 5 жыл бұрын
@ger dues eskaliert gleich
@wtechafk34
@wtechafk34 3 жыл бұрын
France wins at the end This guy: puts Russian Soviet march music. whatever its still good
@sik3xploit
@sik3xploit 3 жыл бұрын
"It just works"
@pahinamala4019
@pahinamala4019 2 жыл бұрын
Breaking into a frenchmen's house would be insane, imagine the thick concretes, reinforced windows and several retreat bunkers that would be in place in case of a german invasion. Oh lets not forget the various fox holes and look outs with armed french fathers and even french children operating mortars.
@placeholder8768
@placeholder8768 6 жыл бұрын
*France surrendering was just a stereotype, they said* *France was a powerful country, they said*
@amirhanabishev8868
@amirhanabishev8868 6 жыл бұрын
Russiaball Mapping We wun 100 percent of our wars. France stronk.France all wars againts the africans. 100 Years wot and shiet
@placeholder8768
@placeholder8768 6 жыл бұрын
Amirhan Abishev Actually, France only won 61.9 percent of their wars, but I was just joking around, unless you’re also joking around, then excuse me for not noticing the sarcasm.
@amirhanabishev8868
@amirhanabishev8868 6 жыл бұрын
Russiaball Mapping That was a joke.
@mayettetanio856
@mayettetanio856 6 жыл бұрын
Amirhan Abishev *pLaYs EvIL MoRtY tHeME* edit:fuck i just read The russian guys comment
@placeholder8768
@placeholder8768 6 жыл бұрын
MASTER DIO it still fits perfectly- Amirhan Abishev o
@baffoonidiot5821
@baffoonidiot5821 6 жыл бұрын
Next video: What if the entire world was the Maginot Line?
@LJCyrus1
@LJCyrus1 6 жыл бұрын
That would take a long time to set up I suspect.
@christianknuchel
@christianknuchel 5 жыл бұрын
@@LJCyrus1 One could opt for automating such scenario adjustements, of course.
@ginesjoshdave4406
@ginesjoshdave4406 5 жыл бұрын
He actually got onboard with this idea
@apila4859
@apila4859 5 жыл бұрын
This has already been done
@sjs9698
@sjs9698 5 жыл бұрын
germany immediately annexes the moon.
@julienpageaud657
@julienpageaud657 3 жыл бұрын
I gotta admit, I'm French and... I'm not even mad. I'm used to the love-hate relationship we got with the UK. Love your vids on CIV btw, keep it up, tea-man !
@smithofr3054
@smithofr3054 5 жыл бұрын
France in WW2: *surrenders* France in HOI4: *plays bad* BRIT: yO wAT tHe Fuk
@jadenstar1038
@jadenstar1038 6 жыл бұрын
One big Capital F! Edit: Holy Shitesenberg so many Likes! Spiffing Brit also liked!, my first ever popular comment XD
@mayor4797
@mayor4797 6 жыл бұрын
F
@cadegoebel576
@cadegoebel576 6 жыл бұрын
F
@fengqinhuang9650
@fengqinhuang9650 6 жыл бұрын
FUDGE F
@polancanintospace593
@polancanintospace593 6 жыл бұрын
Good job on your first popular comment I
@nixxel2278
@nixxel2278 6 жыл бұрын
The French AI in HoI4 is hardcoded to always lose to Germany, no matter what. Seriously, I've only seen 2 games where the French AI beat Germany.
@delta2372
@delta2372 5 жыл бұрын
It's not the AI but the country in general, I play france all the time both SP and MP and it's impossible to hold even if you buff yourself and it's so stupid. I get that france is supposed to be a challenge but ffs they are just unplayable right now.
@YitzharVered
@YitzharVered 5 жыл бұрын
@@delta2372 what? Literally my first game was France and I won. How bad ate you that you managed to lose? Seriously, France isn't that hard is SP
@KILLERMATYCZ
@KILLERMATYCZ 5 жыл бұрын
@@delta2372 not true, it's super easy to hold, I managed to conquer some land as France in 38
@delta2372
@delta2372 5 жыл бұрын
@@YitzharVered well let me rephrase that, I can win SP but MP it's impossible.
@artificialintelligence8328
@artificialintelligence8328 5 жыл бұрын
@@delta2372 Why did you say SP in the first place lol.
@Nathan_2120
@Nathan_2120 6 жыл бұрын
The French after installing the Maginot in their whole country French: HAHA Now the Germans can't get in Germans steps on French soil French: *WE SURRENDER*
@gratuitouslurking8610
@gratuitouslurking8610 5 жыл бұрын
'How do you lose to Italy?!?' A SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!
@paula194
@paula194 6 жыл бұрын
8:19 You know you've failed as an A.I. when they pull the 'just disappointed' out on you.
@IHoowin
@IHoowin 6 жыл бұрын
I Think its because the French are trying to garrison the entire country because of all the lvl 10 forts
@maloflory
@maloflory 6 жыл бұрын
HoowinGames Nah, IAs only cover borders. For exemple AI Soviet Union puts its units in the Baltic and Eastern Poland, not on the tiny bits of the Stalin Line.
@suirahplanogemo3407
@suirahplanogemo3407 6 жыл бұрын
The French AI’s competence is measured in baguettes and Mona Lisas
@Cec1nator
@Cec1nator 6 жыл бұрын
tarek alsaidy the mona lisa is italian, the fuck?
@thomassilia7306
@thomassilia7306 6 жыл бұрын
It's been in France for 500 years and only quit it to be exposed in Washington and Tokyo so, yeah, basically french at this point
@Cec1nator
@Cec1nator 6 жыл бұрын
Thomassilia but drawn by Da Vinci, an italian. In my opinion it's as italian as Mussolini
@deltoroperdedor3166
@deltoroperdedor3166 6 жыл бұрын
It's weird that you compare a painting with a leader on the exact opposite side of the competence spectrum
@evzenvarga9707
@evzenvarga9707 6 жыл бұрын
@@thomassilia7306 Drawn by Italian it is in no way French only thing french about it is ownership.
@dedweight8292
@dedweight8292 6 жыл бұрын
_Visibly struggling_ Must... Drink... Tea _Grabs Frogs Leg_ *OUI OUI*
@hazardperceptiontest
@hazardperceptiontest 6 жыл бұрын
oh no the french are brainwashing our fellow mates next they'll be brainwashing the colonies prepare yourselves
@matiskrawiec
@matiskrawiec 6 жыл бұрын
5:50 When even the Polish AI has managed to defend itself from Nazis and Soviets for longer than Maginot France, you know that France was given extra attention by programmers
@LifeofMortis
@LifeofMortis 3 жыл бұрын
Its impossible to lose a battle. France 🇫🇷: Mission impossible completed
@azmad525
@azmad525 3 жыл бұрын
lmaoooo
@anani9898
@anani9898 6 жыл бұрын
15:11 Notice how Turkish ai holds France for a very long time :D
@PGawol
@PGawol 6 жыл бұрын
France fell before Denmark did and Germany declared on them at the same time (or Denmark first)
@mucklowthebaronofmercia8295
@mucklowthebaronofmercia8295 6 жыл бұрын
P. Gawol germany built a giant gun to penetrate the maginot line but france surrended before they got it in place
@sirborinthegreat7520
@sirborinthegreat7520 6 жыл бұрын
Well, no actually. That’s (almost) entirely wrong. Yes, the Germans declared on the Danes first (April 9, 1940) but they capitulated literally six hours after German troops crossed the border. The war with France on the other hand began later (May 10, 1940), but they lasted more than a month (all the way until June 25 the same year). Please excuse me if I’ve got anything about this wrong.
@iuliusconstantcornelio2018
@iuliusconstantcornelio2018 6 жыл бұрын
Sir Borin The Great That is correct, bu this guy was talking about what happened in this video, not in real life !
@iuliusconstantcornelio2018
@iuliusconstantcornelio2018 6 жыл бұрын
TheLoneWolf550 Denmark is a country in Europe, AMERICAN ! -_-
@kirbyfanos123
@kirbyfanos123 6 жыл бұрын
Only a real Frenchman would fortify the colonies too.
@cariox201
@cariox201 6 жыл бұрын
schwarzbraun ist haselnuss cough you're right **looks away**
@oam6626
@oam6626 6 жыл бұрын
schwarzbraun ist haselnuss no. A real Frenchman would simply surrender.
@cariox201
@cariox201 6 жыл бұрын
Auto what country are you from? So i also say a random fake cliche that is a disgrace to your country?
@kirbyfanos123
@kirbyfanos123 6 жыл бұрын
FazZno! *pissed en Français*
@cariox201
@cariox201 6 жыл бұрын
schwarzbraun ist haselnuss *pissed en français too*
@ainzooalgown9451
@ainzooalgown9451 4 жыл бұрын
before this starts i must say I have saw the french ai pull entirely of the maginot line to fight me as italy.
@thornpauladr
@thornpauladr 5 жыл бұрын
I think that the developers made a mistake and they put the Italian AI to French...
@nicolascordier12
@nicolascordier12 4 жыл бұрын
Italy is not historically accurate, it does not change faction every month!
@eliaslopez2740
@eliaslopez2740 3 жыл бұрын
In fact, the italian AI is very competent
@titothesecond2001
@titothesecond2001 6 жыл бұрын
France would still surrender
@cariox201
@cariox201 6 жыл бұрын
XxTheVelikiBosnaXx pffft you're such a smart guy...
@pffspffs1606
@pffspffs1606 6 жыл бұрын
They should make a special surrender mechanic just for france
@cariox201
@cariox201 6 жыл бұрын
pffs pffs wdym?
@maloflory
@maloflory 6 жыл бұрын
FazZno! Well, he's not wrong. In Hoi4 the pre-Free France IA seems to be completely fucked up and its units seems to be nerfed as hell or something like that...I've already seen Germany going trough the Maginot line despite being outnumbered, where the French units should have won without even lv 10 forts..
@orjelmort2330
@orjelmort2330 6 жыл бұрын
pffs pffs it's perfect for italians
@themrfj
@themrfj 5 жыл бұрын
17:45 - Is that Lewis in the bottom left corner? :D
@tracii3751
@tracii3751 6 жыл бұрын
14:13 Romania you finally lived to your full potential
@shadesmarerik4112
@shadesmarerik4112 3 жыл бұрын
only when the Netherlands takes Germany, France is able to do something...
@KudlaczxXx
@KudlaczxXx 4 жыл бұрын
Funny thing that Poland is surviving longer without nothing than France on buffs ^^
@Yeet-e3j
@Yeet-e3j 6 жыл бұрын
I was already drinking tea before clicking on this video. Does this qualify me to U.K citizenship?
@tah-loreoffical2941
@tah-loreoffical2941 6 жыл бұрын
Hasan Aldawood depends on How you like tea.
@Yeet-e3j
@Yeet-e3j 6 жыл бұрын
I have a separate boiler that only boils tea.
@tah-loreoffical2941
@tah-loreoffical2941 6 жыл бұрын
Hasan Aldawood very good, then you are extra British
@jimsaintruth4248
@jimsaintruth4248 6 жыл бұрын
As long as you don't keep throwing it in the harbour!
@federicofiordelli104
@federicofiordelli104 6 жыл бұрын
That USA Friend
@Cythil
@Cythil 6 жыл бұрын
Boy... On paper France is strong as it is. I know that when I played previous versions of HoI I kicked butt with them. Which really got me questioning what sort of people they had in changer in France during the start of the war in real life. (As well as seeing some of the account on how superior, yes, you heard me, superior french tanks where to Germans ones.) Maybe it is actually accurate to history. Maybe France just had a really bad AI running everything at the start of the war... Darn time traveling Swedes putting poorly designed AI in changer of France just so they could make a game out of it...
@sindreherstad8739
@sindreherstad8739 6 жыл бұрын
Cythil the french tanks had some flaw (mainly undercrewd) wich would make them better (in tank vs tank) than the panzer 2, but I would say the panzer 3 and 4 was at leest on par. Regarding why france died in ww2, as I understand france basicly had PTSD from ww1. They also had unrest with commis wanting communism. And a most troops were conscripts with wariyng will to fight. They also soread out ther superior numbers of tanks, whilst the germans focused them in spearheads wich allowed them to blitz thru the arden and thus to the channel and paris. And then I think some frenchmen (higher upps) "sold out france" to the germans and establishe vichy france
@Cythil
@Cythil 6 жыл бұрын
Of course there where real reason to why France lost. Just that some of the reason given like there tanks sucked is not really valid reasons (as they where good tanks. Even if they had flaws to) And of course it was a combination of factors. But anyone who have played Hearts of Iron series will likely wonder at least a bit about how poorly manage there war effort was considering is not that hard to actually put up a fight with them. In one of my games I did not only steamroll Germany and Italy. I actually manage to take over USA after they declared war on me for my interventions in South America (I was playing world police in that game which apparently ticked of the Americans.) Of course after having defeated the Axis it is maybe not that odd that I would have the resource to take on USA (as well as me being a part of the allies which helped) But I do think that France could actually have beaten the Germans during the early days of WWII had they had the right management and played there cards right. Maybe not if you replaced the leadership on the same day that Germany invaded Poland. But even so France should not have been such a pushover as it was.
@knackiechan4011
@knackiechan4011 6 жыл бұрын
m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/fXPcmX5ofcx_htk For you People
@tommydoez
@tommydoez 6 жыл бұрын
The reason France lost to the Germans was that they came from the french's under defended backside. Turns out the impenetrable mountains in Belgium wasn't impenetrable and France had their best troops cut off from the rest of France when the mountains were breached as they were defending the Belgium land beside the mountains.
@L0rd0fLight1
@L0rd0fLight1 6 жыл бұрын
Cythil France lacked a lot of equipment and aircraft due to them spending insane amounts of money on the Maginot line, and don't foget the British also didn't think German tanks could move through the ardenne.
@shielded7226
@shielded7226 6 жыл бұрын
when your country is a dissapointment in a game FeelsNadMan
@shielded7226
@shielded7226 6 жыл бұрын
*FEELS NAD MAN*
@arfn1973
@arfn1973 6 жыл бұрын
Shieldity *_CALM DOWN_*
@shielded7226
@shielded7226 6 жыл бұрын
Firman N *F E E L S N A D M A N*
@arfn1973
@arfn1973 6 жыл бұрын
Shieldity *_FEELS NAD MANSEPCITION_*
@Goose2able
@Goose2able 5 жыл бұрын
I think the main issue with this is that there is too many forts. Generic AI prioritise defending forts, and every provence having a for would lead to the AI trying to defend all forts which spreads the troops very thin. If you went into the game as france, selected a general and selected the whole of france to be defended, you would end up with a very large number of troops required. If you had maybe 2 layers of forts with the neighbouring countries, you may have had better success
@cognitiveTrifurcation
@cognitiveTrifurcation 4 жыл бұрын
They probably *did* hard-code the French AI to lose. Even in the actual war, France *SHOULD NOT HAVE LOST* but because they refused to adopt the radio (it being a British invention), their chain of command was in absolute shambles. Soldiers retreated when they should have advanced, advanced when they should have regrouped, thought they were losing when they were winning, and so on. Basically, WWII IRL was lost because of the French AI.
@burnaldo8995
@burnaldo8995 6 жыл бұрын
16:17 Dude is spiffling away at France while im staring at South America xDD
@jxkey_lol
@jxkey_lol 5 жыл бұрын
lol
@JustaGuy_Gaming
@JustaGuy_Gaming 5 жыл бұрын
So what we learn from this is if you give France a few suits of Iron Man armor, a Death Star and maybe a BFG or two they will find a way to lose to tribesmen with sticks?
@cherrydragon3120
@cherrydragon3120 5 жыл бұрын
Pretty much 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@fattyMcGee97
@fattyMcGee97 4 жыл бұрын
Oui
@shadowman8535
@shadowman8535 3 жыл бұрын
France: ( *becomes Maginot line* ) what you gonna do now germany Germany: ( *goes around france trough English Channel* ) this
@billsmcdonald3856
@billsmcdonald3856 3 жыл бұрын
Mislav Malenica not sure the Germans had canal boats. Better of sticking to the English Channel if you ask me
@Finsternis..
@Finsternis.. 5 жыл бұрын
Well, the French AI ist just showing what being a frenchman is all about. Giving airs of superiority and nothing to back it up when it comes to it. If they weren't of far-german descent they probably wouldn't even own a country anymore.
@rexxmen
@rexxmen 6 жыл бұрын
F is for France that always capitulates. U is for Useless AI! N is for Never protecting Belguim at all. They got invaded for a second damn time!
@promc7318
@promc7318 6 жыл бұрын
do the same thing with Italy to see if it is a french AI problem
@cariox201
@cariox201 6 жыл бұрын
promc yeah i think it's a AI problem cause any player could rekt germany as france
@5lake
@5lake 6 жыл бұрын
You'd think drew durnil was playing
@patricksmith6673
@patricksmith6673 2 жыл бұрын
"I think the actual French AI is better than the..." France was ruled by AI confirmed
@mnky626
@mnky626 5 жыл бұрын
It's often overlooked that a large contributing factor to the Maginot Line's failure was Germany getting incredibly lucky when they took the huge risk of advancing through the Black Forest to bypass it (not having the best track record with considering big risks in general; if I'm remembering my military history correctly they tried again at the Battle of the Bulge and it didn't work nearly as well).
@traviskrebs7551
@traviskrebs7551 4 жыл бұрын
The problem with the French ai is that it always tries to garrison its colonies, thus pulling troops out of France. The simplest way to make France good in hoi4 is to give there colonies independence.
@BisexualPlagueDoctor
@BisexualPlagueDoctor 2 жыл бұрын
The issue with forts is if you lose one from combat or not having troops ready, you just can’t take them back
@konobuzoggu239
@konobuzoggu239 5 жыл бұрын
drinking game: take a shot each time Spiff says "French AI"
@BullworthAcademy4
@BullworthAcademy4 5 жыл бұрын
love the frostunk sountrack xD
@OtterSpace975
@OtterSpace975 5 жыл бұрын
Paradox- "Poland United and Ready... extra leader portraits for the ultimate in historical accuracy" Me-Looks at German Flag Paradox-"Ultimate in historical accuracy" Me-TRIGGERED
@simbachvazo6530
@simbachvazo6530 5 жыл бұрын
*Cries and sings the Marseille and the British Grenadiers at the same time*
@Irishcrossing
@Irishcrossing 6 жыл бұрын
>Has enormous military power >Has rich history of conquests >Still loses to wage-war-with-the-world Germany and useless Italy Laughs in frog
@11kungfu11
@11kungfu11 4 жыл бұрын
Smells diesel on the wind and runs away* HuEhUeHuehUe
@DagarCoH
@DagarCoH 3 жыл бұрын
but...but... the germans had gasoline tanks at that time...
@alexkairis3927
@alexkairis3927 5 жыл бұрын
"Shit guys, the -cigarettes- missiles are coming! Fire our sh1t!" "but I am le tired"
@timothy5723
@timothy5723 3 жыл бұрын
me: wait its all maginot? The Spiffing Brit: always has been
@GodShrimpTaco
@GodShrimpTaco 3 жыл бұрын
When The Spiffing Brit becomes The Spiffing Frenchmen... oh what a day ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to have to grab a second cup of tea for this one
@personeater747
@personeater747 3 жыл бұрын
If everyone's a level 10 fort, no one is.
@timoshenkodjugashvilley8632
@timoshenkodjugashvilley8632 6 жыл бұрын
It kinda makes sense for France to lose, even if fully fortified. The defense of the forts requires soldiers, if those soldiers are defeated than there is no one left to defend the forts behind the frontline, so taking them is a walk in the park.
@cherrydragon3120
@cherrydragon3120 5 жыл бұрын
But those soldiers shud be hard to defeat while they're in those level 10 forts so it still kinda doesn't make sense
@joeyschmutnick5695
@joeyschmutnick5695 4 жыл бұрын
@@cherrydragon3120 but they're French soldiers
@NacoEU
@NacoEU 6 жыл бұрын
The f in France stands for fail
@u_nray3755
@u_nray3755 6 жыл бұрын
Naci hyuseinov And the N in Naci is for Noob ?
@willtattersall1940
@willtattersall1940 6 жыл бұрын
Naci hyuseinov And the R stands for retreat. P.S I’m sorry that Ray was so brutal there, sheesh he must’ve hurt you bad
@darkaine7344
@darkaine7344 6 жыл бұрын
Shut up, France is a strong country compare to UK (GoodBye Brexit :D) we have a better army than UK or Germany :p
@willtattersall1940
@willtattersall1940 6 жыл бұрын
DarkLight 43 do you understand the concept of a joke or a stereotype?
@iminsecurebut1215
@iminsecurebut1215 5 жыл бұрын
@@darkaine7344 the 3rd reich got ya in a war wile invading poland and litterally everyone and only 1 1/2 years for preparations. Now the real germany beats you in economic power. Wow france. Just Wow. Where is ur white flag?
@darksuperganon
@darksuperganon 6 жыл бұрын
I'm betting that, thanks to the Always War mod, France decided to dedicate like half their army to the ultra-important Indochina front.
@mikoajwojciechowski9045
@mikoajwojciechowski9045 6 жыл бұрын
Entire France is the maginot Line: Game 1: Capitulates faster than Belgium Game 2: Capitulates faster than Poland
@Riko_YAN2
@Riko_YAN2 6 жыл бұрын
French Logic: 1-95% buffs (loses almost every time) 95-100% buffs (ability to conquer world)
@mohamedsabra4827
@mohamedsabra4827 6 жыл бұрын
Make France the maginot line. Then play as France and see how long u can hold the line while at war with the whole world.
@vulturearmy3780
@vulturearmy3780 6 жыл бұрын
Kaiser Wilhelm ll Forever if you got the Airforce to defend French Mainland
@tomvandaalen273
@tomvandaalen273 6 жыл бұрын
Make a mod to see what happened if Germany lost WW1 Oh, wait
@someinsignificantguy4433
@someinsignificantguy4433 5 жыл бұрын
@@tomvandaalen273 the mods name is vanilla ;) or Führerreich
@ARRx-et4gd
@ARRx-et4gd 6 жыл бұрын
Nice concept, and very good video 😁 But the France AI have a big problem xD
@grev7794
@grev7794 5 жыл бұрын
No, it is not. It is hardcoded to abandon the Maginot line to ensure that AI Germany always win.
@ryanrong495
@ryanrong495 3 жыл бұрын
France has listened to Swiss : Just built a lot of 10 bunker
@nikos4677
@nikos4677 4 жыл бұрын
Developer:How bad should we make France Ai Another developer: yes
@aramhalamech4204
@aramhalamech4204 6 жыл бұрын
loved the music at the end
@geraltzrivii4582
@geraltzrivii4582 6 жыл бұрын
Oliver Cromwell "Soviet March" from Red Alert
@aramhalamech4204
@aramhalamech4204 6 жыл бұрын
Geralt z Rivii Thx but I already knew.
@rivepest6158
@rivepest6158 3 жыл бұрын
@@geraltzrivii4582 thx did not knew that and hoped to find the answer in the comments
@DrEtzor
@DrEtzor 5 жыл бұрын
"This video is very French." I expected "Hon Hon Hon Hon Le Baguette Eiffel Tower", you disappoint me, i shall drink a cup of coffee instead of tea because of this! *Hears Spiffing Brit Gasp*
@natfrql02290
@natfrql02290 6 жыл бұрын
0:52 I'm french and since that video, I cry all day long :'(
@folksychainyt5572
@folksychainyt5572 5 жыл бұрын
Hémélios a
@feddyvonwigglestein3481
@feddyvonwigglestein3481 4 жыл бұрын
France in EUIV: Big Blue Blob France in HoI IV: Big Blue Bust
@agentsmith2400
@agentsmith2400 4 жыл бұрын
"What if the entire country is the Maginot Line ? All of France have level 10 forts..." Corsa : "Am I a joke to you ?"
@alehaim
@alehaim 6 жыл бұрын
Did you mean the walk around it line
@danielchera9214
@danielchera9214 6 жыл бұрын
Why is Belgium and Switzerland attacking France, why is Germany almost only focusing on france and not poland, why is Romania joining the allies most of time first, why is nor way fighting Sweden, why do the french keep a white flag on all their forts, why is... you know I'm done. I hope paradox team has good day knowing they created this nation with a built in retreat switch.
@placeholdername3818
@placeholdername3818 5 жыл бұрын
Because its none historical so everything is random. Sometimes Italy will form its own alliance and never join the Axis.
@buggy5258
@buggy5258 6 жыл бұрын
I honestly surprised myself at France. I don't have the game and only heard how bad they are but God are they bad.
@Fluchtwert
@Fluchtwert 6 жыл бұрын
Buggin quoi moi dans le jeu quand je joue france je détruis tout le monde Allemagne Italie union soviétique sans aide allié
@benjaminleguennic7349
@benjaminleguennic7349 6 жыл бұрын
Buggin I don't know what they did with our IA but you've got to know that the French army was better than the German one, their victory was only strategic
@buggy5258
@buggy5258 6 жыл бұрын
Benjamin Le Guennic Yes I do know that sorry if it seemed I was attacking real life France.
@the-colour-white9587
@the-colour-white9587 6 жыл бұрын
here is a translation of the frenchman's words: "In his game he destroyed Germany Italy and the Soviets alone" sigh I wish all people would speak English online
@benjaminleguennic7349
@benjaminleguennic7349 6 жыл бұрын
Buggin Nah, don't worry you are forgiven :))
@mabussubam512
@mabussubam512 6 жыл бұрын
Even the HOI4 knows that France can't survive without God mode, infinite supplies, infinite man power.
@commandertaco1762
@commandertaco1762 5 жыл бұрын
Lets see germany try to go around this Germany: challenge accepted
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