What if EVERY Mario Party item was RANDOM?

[@Sophist]

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[@thefreakyness]

Sophist try not to get a sponsor challenge (impossible)

[@jcdgaming2657]

@Sophist bring back your plush, I was too poor to get one then and now I got the income now 😎🫶

[@pablomendez4136]

I wonder what if you got your new flavor what would you call it and what would it taste like?

[@Sophist]

@@pablomendez4136 definitely green screen car crash

[@someguyonline497]

​@@Sophistnaw ur flavor would be "to the suprise of who might i ask?" Or "insert mr krabs face"

[@Moon-nk3co]

Sophist will not rest until Mario Party is pure RNG and no skill is needed

[@TCStink3]

And he’ll still end up in last, anyway. Because nothing good ever happens to Eevee.

[@Stusheep]

@@TCStink3and brent will win Because nothing bad ever happens to brent

[@tyquil825]

@@StusheepAnd Nick will still be toxic

[@phillipjones1536]

just wait till he combines this with the magic conch, the result will truly be the most skill based game of MP they have ever played

[@shrekthe55thsharkking]

​@@tyquil825And Vern will still perfectly rotate.

[@Mateo-v6q]

When I heard “items are randomized” I thought they modded the game, but it’s just a Sophist budget video using a number generator

[@Smug-Sonic]

I thought they were going to play Party Project, where you can actually randomise the shop items.

[@sonicgamingkirbyfan2005v-xm2rl]

And him getting last wasn't surprising at all. And I feel this was karma for him trying to concur the world...again.😂

[@GuyThatLikesYohane]

31:27 the funniest thing about this was that Nick got the rich star by 5 coins and the slowpoke star by 1 step. Him rolling that one right before the star literally destroyed sophists chances of not coming last. Edit: actually if sophist didn’t use his chomp call. Nick would’ve used his double dice saving Sophist from getting last. If he actually listened to Nick he would’ve been third.

[@villaniousmustache4898]

It's tragedy I tell you

[@jfrostk8912]

Bro Cannot Beat the a lucky Allegations

[@thomb.9013]

it is as fate intended.

[@steealconwyrick1999]

I’ve figured it out - every time Brent screams YOU PICK WAAAAARIOOOO at the start of the video, he’s placing a blessing on himself to get first and a curse on Eevee to get last.

[@chaosreaper05]

0:50 Wait, he's right. "Sophist" is an anagram for "shit post". Not exactly though, Sophist needs one more "T"

[@s0me_Weirdo]

“Shitpos”

[@Drakuma35]

Shit/pos

[@Transprincess009]

@@s0me_Weirdo shit pose

[@JeffTheBagel]

shipost

[@YouDoNotKnowWhoIAm]

Sotphist

[@GhoullyXX]

In case you don't know how Brent always wins Snow Whirled, if you put your hand in your shirt and rotate that way, it slides across the buttons on the controller making it MUCH easier to score.

[@tysoniacrypoid575]

Calling it now, Sophist is gonna make a Mario Party video

[@Based894]

CORRECT

[@TheEmjayer]

🤯

[@izaiahvrgame]

OMG YOU COULD BE RIGHT

[@lorelaimorace-kk1xz]

THEN YOU WOULD BE CORRECT

[@tysoniacrypoid575]

“What do I win?”

[@BenSpace]

SPOILER WARNING! The ending sequence of this game is hilarious. Brent accidentally getting Bowser Revolution, causing Eevee to give up trying to screw over Brent, making him instead target Nick with the Chomp Call, and then after Nick getting the two Bonus Stars, the revelation that Eevee indirectly screwed Nick from getting first place. The domino effect in full force there LMAO

[@Italian_Ant]

Sophist: Makes a funny Gimic Vernias: Tries to find a loophole in the gimic

[@Thepiemasster]

3:32 that NOOO was from the depths of hell

[@timothybass2609]

3:17 Vernias definitely doesn’t know how to do math.🤣

[@fidepulse]

"Vernias definitly doesn't know how to do math" -TCNicolás3

[@CommentPositionInformer]

Idk how to describe, but this Mario Party video felt oddly tame. It was somewhat relaxing. 90% of the toxicity in this video comes solely from Sophist lmao.

[@tromedlovdrolmai]

Sophist should've had a rule where if you get too many items, you have to toss an item you didn't buy randomly

[@GTPvZGamers]

A Mario Party with random items could lead to hilarious and unexpected moments.

[@theod4660]

I think a lot of their problem with chance time would be solved by just adding the rules: 1- wait at least 1 second before the first jump; 2- no looking at the screen in chance time

[@RedTHedge]

Sophist doesn't want Brent to win, but he doesn't want the person who hss the best chance of beating Brent to win.

[@someguyoptimal]

6:07 not gonna lie I laughed not because of the joke, but because the editor put a picture of Messi, which caught me by surprise

[@gevotronprime]

6:12 the editor interaction to 😂

[@Vyntage-ZT]

26:33 Vern basically got his coins stolen from a hidden block lmao.

[@supersailorformershedgehog]

4:36 when you said if you won the paths of peril and turns out it never happen until you actually got a win which is insane

[@WobblyDawg]

26:22 Brent calling that was hilarious! 🤣

[@marshall3314]

12:12 how is there not an eevee gremlin noises montage yet?

[@Rowanexen]

12:29 "It's all Nick's Fault" in what universe, Vernias??? 😂😂

[@wilben8570]

I think you meant 13:29

[@CartoonyYellowGuy]

3:08 Brent.exe has stopped working

[@rsnnramlall9642]

2:18 jeez nick you didnt need to target me like that :(

[@Sulegrir]

The moment when Nick tried his neww tech at the snow board minigame felt like the avengers part when cap America almost lifts the hammer lol

[@wilben8570]

13:29 I need Vernias to write a 500-word essay on how that was Nick's fault right now.

[@georgecortes3416]

13:23 Nick screams so loud you could hear him from space!

[@prestoncole1645]

12:12 is basically when you put baby powder on the baby’s face because your blind and your friend is a laughingstock

[@iwuedfh]

nick's new snow whirled tech scares me, he finally could maybe, just maybe be a rival to brent him beating brent in snow whirled will be the most replayed moment of mario party history i swear

[@akiriathorsteinson7611]

12:13 I think I heard sophist going into a rabid state, dude got a temporary nonlethal rabies shot from somewhere right when that number hit

[@jolrent6]

2:21 as someone whose birthday is on December 30 it kinda hurts

[@darkydk1650]

As a december kid too i feel you

[@mechanicol5685]

As another December boi, It pains me.

[@squigglesthefox5979]

Same here December 7

[@Impactor-it1pl]

AGH! WHY MUST I FEEL THIS PAIN!?!?!?

[@Domjrirl_YT]

December 18th

[@real_abender]

0:03 Wait a minute, I recognize the pose and expression of that Sophist PNG That's the Marcy stab, isn't it

[@leventelaki881]

STOP REMINDING ME OF THAT HORRIBLE SCENE

[@infinityheart_tm9270]

@@leventelaki881Don’t even get me started about how much whiplash they give you in the very next episode.

[@connt1nu3]

A lot of Mario Party? Understatement of the century

[@JezElectro13]

12:31 Why is Eevee mocking others so hilarious XD?

[@starcowarrior9722]

11:59 Brent just quoted a song from Cinderella, by which I mean the rock band!!! There’s actually a line in one of their songs where they say “The more things change, the more they stay the same.”

[@frosty7581]

I like how Brent is the one always yelling but Sophist is the one who losses his voice

[@Dinomanion]

Oh my Zeus. I never realized that Sophist is one t away from Shitpost.

[@mattsopiratoso790]

Sophist: *Refuses to play abusing the Most Effective Tactics Available* Also Sophist: "Why am I losing?"

[@TennoWolf]

2:19 Christ Nick, my sister didnt have to catch a stray like that.

[@Shirkuma]

Watch Sophist finally get a win streak in Mario Party Jamboree this October after all this terrible bad luck.

[@cailieisidro5758]

It would be a blessing for the Sophisticated Society

[@FloridianFool]

10:28: I love how Nick reverses the nerd allegations by asking Vern to answer his question

[@AbbysalWarrior]

This is just Mario Party 5 with extra steps... And I love it, you think I love MP5 cause it's fucking FAIR?! LIFE AIN'T FAIR!

[@ACertainGuy0]

So, since i felt like it, im gonna try to give you your answer to the question at 28:05: Barely, just barely, the custom dice (on average) will be the better to get to the boo, here's why: Since the idea is to get to boo as fast as possible using the current sign patterns (27:37 for reference), the Custom Dice would get you there faster. Using the Custom dice to get to woody is effectively removing rng from your roll(s), since you're guaranteeing a 6 (to reach the furthest possible woody space from where sophist is standing), THEN getting the woody dice roll, you would move a total of 11 spaces (on average, which an average roll would be a 5 on the woody dice), as opposed to if you used a double dice and rolled 2 5's, which you would get 10 spaces (on average), but no woody roll. You then use the opposite item on the following turn and the custom dice + woody roll would be 1 space further on average than using double dice on average. Or if you want to look at it another way: Using custom dice before double dice is better odds because you get to set 1 of those double dice rolls to a 6 (doing custom + woodie is effectively using double dice but you get to set 1 of the rolls to a 6). So in order for the double dice to meet your custom dice + woody's best roll they need to roll a 16 minimum to just go as far as you in 1 turn. TL;DR: Custom is better on average, Doubles is better if youre lucky. You're welcome.

[@xray96x72]

As a fan of the party crashers, you are literally the most funny and interesting member of all them... Coz you have a hilarious sense of humor than the rest, that's why you are my favorite party crasher of all the time

[@Vyntage-ZT]

1:07 “That one’s my favorite” I wonder why.

[@RealUltimabloke]

@@Vyntage-ZT she thicc

[@Vyntage-ZT]

@@RealUltimabloke valid response have a good day

[@bananerbug165]

12:13 sophist after choking on his tortilla chips

[@TheBoltMaster456]

8:33 Quite possibly the realest thing Eevee has ever said basically ever. 🗣

[@Jcproductions489]

“It sure is nice being in 3rd place in Woody Woods” Bowser Space: “Hi Squidward”

[@Dropem7777]

The editor punching Sophist made me laugh so hard. I never expected that.

[@Plusle2014]

2:19 As someone who’s birthday is in December and literally near the end of December I can confirm these two similarities are the same feeling

[@CarltonKimani-gk6tl]

Honey, new Sophist Mario party video, wake up.

[@eve13acatty]

PFFFT my alarm went off EXACTLY when Brent went "You pick WA-" and I thought it was an edit at first 😂

[@isaiahlozano5301]

Honestly Sophist schemes reminds me of “Mr.Dastardly” from Wacky Races, where he’s always scheming to get his win, but he never succeeds in doing so, maybe one day, Sophist can win these.

[@cailieisidro5758]

You’re right with these similarities and don’t forget to mention his avatar’s appearance can also look like him

[@Kkuroshiro]

2:24 as a December birthday haver, Nick is so true for that.

[@everything_for_research]

i love how sophist cant stop posting mario party, like its his job!🤣

[@Beefycasegaming]

i honestly love it when you win sophist because you are the one who deserves it the most

[@dominosdomino9617]

0:54 I hear good is pretty good 👀

[@YoloYester94]

12:32 the editing made me die of laughter (I was wheezing)

[@redbelmontoficial2537]

Super Mario Party Jamboree is already revealed and when its out these guys will still make fun and silly challenges in Superstars. *_That's why i love these 4_* 2:18 Also as someone who's birthday is in December i can agree that i'm also the last one to roll a dice in Mario Party, thank you Nick.👍🏻

[@JacktheLightningRipper]

This gimmick was formed out of spite of the custom dice.

[@lahvero]

I wonder what Vernias is going to do to those birdo figurines 🤨

[@Elec.Balloon]

Also the "two star spaces with the chomp call" bit at the end was so hype. Hope your voice gets/got better

[@Pokepikmin]

0:42 the casoh flavor my favorite

[@LADS69420]

Video idea: if you guess my credit card number, the funny number with a slash in the middle and the 3 numbers on the back 10 pizzafaces kill me

[@Ignatius-YT]

2:24 Nick really showed when I was born in

[@michaelfritz5816]

Going to say this now. Mario party 1. The items in question are always random. They have special dice, which you can purchase in the shop. Active them, and they randomly appear on the maps. So, yes, Mario party in a sense, has random items.

[@kitestar]

Sophist, in a doof impression: “WITH MY MARIO PARTY ITEM RANDOMIZERINATOR, I WILL BE CROWNED THE SUPER STAR AND RULE OVER THE TRISTATE AREA, AND THEN THE WORLD”

[@kirbyspyboss6964]

0:45 just from the use of this image alone, I just want to see you play evil genius. And honestly I feel like with the amount of goofiness there is, I think it would fit right in with you

[@eduardpeeterlemming]

Now play all mario parties back to back. A supercut of Mario Party

[@elius1548]

Something which could make this funnier: During item mini games, players must be blind

[@nicolicata6630]

2:19 That's gotta suck hard, especially if it's close to christmas.

[@WaterFlame3030]

".07 seconds..." "Vernias definitely doesn't know how to do math."

[@MenacingNutella]

Guys sometime after this video was posted, he reached 69 million 420 thousands views overall, so... WE FOUND THE *FUNNY*

[@superbrainz0945]

Another Mario party video! Nobody could have saw it coming

[@Wyatt_Brown]

When you gotta toss an item, it should be a 1-4 dice roll. When it's the barrel item game, it should be a 1-6 dice roll.

[@bleeborg]

The Vernation Crucifixion 1:58

[@dropdmike75]

got a Mario Party video idea: every number on the dice block is given an emotion/feeling or something like it, whatever a person rolls, they have to display the emotion the number was given for example: let's say 8 was given toxicity/anger if a player rolls an 8, they have to be toxic their entire turn if 1 was given happiness and a player rolls a 1, they have to be happy for their entire turn minigames can probably be a safe zone where the players can just be themselves

[@Oddle_]

14:25 This is the moment that brent knew, he had an opponent capable of beating him.

[@CorrinHallett26]

This is the most sophist idea ever

[@reaperther4822]

Man you're really needs to add more rules for this one. Item minigames: Barrels: After shuffling you pick number selected by random. Spinning wheel: No aiming for specific item. Just stop immediately. Rest of the games: If you missed items selected by random you cannot use what you're getting.

[@thetruebiggestdon]

Sophist Shopist Shiopst Shitops *Shitpos* All he's gotta do is change his name to Stophist

[@splooncraft]

the party crashers would make an AMAZING variant to the impractical jokers tbh

[@FanimationStudios-2007]

If there's anyone we can expect to make a random Mario Party item video, it's Sophist.

[@laurenmontgomery421]

Gotta say, all of these arts for reactions is DOPE

[@jasperlau3673]

12:12 to the surprise of nobody

[@lukaradojevic8172]

I saw a part of vern streem and i was just waiting 4 the video 2 come out and FINALLY IT DID

[@lukaradojevic8172]

Hey that 2 like better then usual

[@Patodeagua213]

12:12 sophist turns into a slug in real time

[@BILL.CIPHER.3D]

I was today years old when I realised that "Sophist" was almost an anagram of "Sh¡tpost"

[@danieltsiu7383]

“Shit posting is literally in my name” Me: lol…. Wait a second 😮 Sophist = SopHIsT -> shit + sOPhiST -> opst -> post

[@galatheumbreon6862]

2:23 what Nick said hits hard for me since my birthday is on January

[@abigaillewis2662]

Honestly Sophist, shoulda just gone with "no customs, golden pipes or triples". Would have prevented them from getting or using them entirely.

[@kirbyx2573]

Oh my god Sophist really put the HALO weapon into the Shop in the intro haha! It truly is the best item for every Szenario! Got a problem? You can try shooting your way through as a change for once haha!

[@Zythria]

This is an interesting concept but there is one thing you should have done. Rather then just random item; you should still choice to buy if you want. Get to the store, you either leave then and there, or get the random item. This way you are not just wasting coins. And customs are not that crazy over powered. They are really good, but I think triples have a chance to be wildly better. Because triples can lead into two stars in one turn; and is repeatable depending on the map. Customs are just able to make plays happen... But those plays may not pan out. Force happenings or chance time, but you still gotta be good at chance time to make real value of it, other wise you could just be risking. Triples are the best; non pipe item.

[@superstarman9001]

Triple dice is a double-edged sword; you can potentially get two stars or things like 12:04 can happen.

[@ChibiSkitty19]

Even with the items randomized, it wasn't enough to stop Brent. To the surprise of no one.

[@justanothergamer64]

I hope something exists in the new mario party where you pay an average amount of coins (like 10 or something) and get a random item that might cost more or less than what you spend. So its like this video except you always pay the same amount for a random item.

[@Gamersgoinblind]

I've just been watching Sophist lately. And I'm surprised he hasn't played Nefarious on the channel yet, it seems like the game is right up his alley

[@peytonmiller-sz4hh]

Love the new editing style from sophists editor, really good job(:

[@ShowWithNoName]

The worst games Nick and Brent have ever had wouldn't even be in Vern or Eevee's top 5.

[@The-one-true-chanceful]

The Sophist Suphering continues.