What if I didnt run | help urself - dyn remix [extended remix]

Markiplier: @markiplier
Thanks for listening!
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[@samhill6444]

1:54 The [redacted] countdown clock was a great addition

[@uncharted1353]

FRRRR

[@cosmiccookie7715]

DAS WGAT UN SAYINNN

[@JaMM231]

Fax

[@H3ROBOYz]

Yeah

[@rav-remixes]

thanks!

[@BlunderChrome]

Deers when they see you driving towards them at 80kph

[@heyyitz_brii6216]

BAHAHAB this comment’s so underrated 😭💀

[@themegarext1209]

💀

[@Poison704]

Wtf is a kilometerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?!

[@hackerman2552]

@@Poison704 the superior measurement

[@hackerman2552]

@@elrioto 🍷🗿

[@overforker2623]

Mark tried to say something funny and ended up saying the most inspirational quote this decade

[@JosukeHigashikataReal]

You mispelled millenia with decade

[@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574]

ikr

[@darionschweigert2366]

What's the video?

[@ilikeice307]

​@@darionschweigert2366 3 scary games #94

[@feranandogabriel3202]

its a sponge bob horror game , i forgor the name, but guess this helps@@darionschweigert2366

[@trevinfonseka7697]

The fact that he dropped such a cold line while playing a SPONGEBOB horror game will never not be hilarious

[@jimmortalman7709]

The song that plays the day you decide you’re not afraid of the dark and walk down a long hallway with the lights off at night

[@xepisteme]

bro simply chose to not be afraid

[@men6868]

I remember that day

[@MrPokemonlover56]

One of the clearest days of my entire life

[@originalname9789]

the song that plays the day you walk up the stairs without the light on

[@alexanderkorn4730]

@@xepisteme Choice is much stronger than anyone can imagine

[@navysealsrecruitmentteam7107]

The most self esteem boosting song there is

[@goblinman5752]

Thank you, Navy Seals Recruitment Team, very cool!

[@Coleslawman17701]

Thank you, Navy Seals Recruitment Team, very inspiring!

[@tymen9989]

Thank you, Navy Seals Recruitment Team, very exceptional!

[@Mr_G.B.]

Bro the Navy Seals Recruitment Team Approved it, Holy Shit y'all got a YT Acc?

[@50-blessings92]

MARK'S ONLY FANS MEMBERSHIP PURCHASED

[@katashi_tf2]

washing dishes has never felt so badass

[@intelligentdoge4342]

Underrated

[@YouKnowMeDuh]

This is hilarious. Why can't I find the good stuff when I'm washing dishes? Maybe it'll come when I'm brushing my teeth or something.

[@thejacoborissacxdd3571]

FR 😭😭

[@Wokvir]

I see our playlists are similar

[@theone-tg4ey]

Kek

[@Cranberrydukes]

The hardest line a man with nothing left to fear has ever dropped

[@gilbertoquinones5026]

One should not fear a man with everything left to give but one with nothing left to lose -a quote I heard somewhere

[@dragonkidkai5330]

It's everything to gain, not give, iirc.

[@gilbertoquinones5026]

@@dragonkidkai5330 oh ok thanks

[@catisgood3793]

"For even the gods are bound to slip"

[@celanvaril6200]

blud was playing a video game when he drop that quote

[@dissailo361]

The thumbnail on this looks way better than the other one, the other one he looks kinda goofy I wanna see and edit of him with this sound flexing or smt

[@rav-remixes]

here's an edit of him with this sound kzbin.info/www/bejne/lX-pdZmaqLuemLc

[@dissailo361]

@@rav-remixes I’ve seen it but I mean like him actually like flexing n shit, we saw a lot of him on unnas annus and he was very built, and we saw him work out alot. I wanna see clips of him like destroying a fitness test an like gloating.

[@gcrts6686]

@@dissailo361 hella specific🧐🧐

[@s5_hvs190]

I mean he does have his tasteful "pictures" on onlyfans

[@shishianimates9698]

He looks like that one villain from the spiderman game

[@novengeance8119]

Markiplier simply is That Guy.

[@this_data_is_expunged]

he is that guy pal trust me he is that guy

[@th3auth0r44]

He is Him

[@cnote6238]

Kubz Scouts is That Dude.

[@spookispoopi6840]

@@cnote6238 nah

[@0v0_OTM]

I agree 🔥

[@lazarusesaimbot1468]

the sirens from 0:00 to 0:07 syncing with the beat at the end is just pure eargasm

[@blackxfiied_]

sirens????

[@lazarusesaimbot1468]

@@blackxfiied_ you know, the sirens from the video the clip is taken from

[@AlphaNinjaFTW1]

that's just part of the remix

[@lazarusesaimbot1468]

@@AlphaNinjaFTW1 like I said it's from the video the clip is taken from. if you go to the original video there's sirens which is why there's sirens in this vid

[@AlphaNinjaFTW1]

@@lazarusesaimbot1468 oh those sirens are quite as fuck didn't even notice them

[@pacoluigi]

“What if i didn’t run? What if i’m not a coward? What if i *WANT* them to kill me? WHAT IF I WANT THEM TO *TRY* ?!” has a huge sort of threatening aura and i love it.

[@The-Great-Penguin]

Mark unironically has an intimidating presence.

[@helpfulreaper7684]

He makes men scream in excitement

[@CatWithAOpinion]

@@helpfulreaper7684remove the s

[@2highbruh]

@@CatWithAOpinion ayoo wtf

[@theresakulpa3004]

​@@CatWithAOpinionayoooo my brotha

[@adnankhalid8457]

​@@CatWithAOpinioni can confirm as a man myself

[@dylan3970]

That one day when you were 12 years old and went to turn the lights off

[@vibekidX]

@Johnny NPC

[@The_Zoophile_Hater851]

@@vibekidX this song plays only for children who brave the light switch at the bottom of the stairs demon

[@Peppabot]

I remember as a young child purposely standing at the foot of the stairs in the dark to show the ghosts that I wasn’t a coward. Then brother starting thinking it was funny to slam the basement door shit and hold me down there. Needless to say my so called “warrior spirit” didn’t last

[@oyasumioooyasumicloseyoureyes]

Then suddenly you see something in the corner of your eye and all that bravery dissapears and you start running 💀

[@Echo_1773]

nah... then you put up yo fists its time to fight them demons@@oyasumioooyasumicloseyoureyes

[@ratking9411]

when you come back to that boss after hours of grinding and see them charging their strongest attack

[@umbero4956]

And you tank it

[@thatboyakira4202]

Valkyries on God of War: Surtr Challenges in Muspelheim:

[@thelemonwiththumbs4560]

Mark would be the ultimate antagonist if this was his theme song

[@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574]

indeed

[@gilbertoquinones5026]

Bruh that would be a wrap for the whole world chill before he gets any ideas 😂

[@nymenris2821]

darkiplier theme %100

[@Zen69967]

He would bullied the protagonist

[@CAPOC0828]

Fun fact: If you listen closely, you can hear sirens going off in the background, though they're very faint, but can be heard. These sirens come from the game he was playing when he said these powerful words of his. And if you're going to ask what game he was playing, I forgot the name of it, but it was a Spongebob horror game which can be found on his 3 Scary Games #94.

[@saidumnubaj]

Wait wasnt it from the game "it hides"?

[@iamgaming6069]

@@saidumnubaj idk but i want to watch it and seeing that this is from 2 months ago i assume that the video is atleast 6-9 months old and i am too lazy to look for it

[@iamgaming6069]

@@saidumnubaj i figured it out it is from it steals maybe idk

[@Darius-ys9lu]

@@saidumnubaj no it is from the game "The True Ingredients"

[@sugardady1019]

@@iamgaming6069?bro just search markiplier the true ingredients

[@IAmLiterallyArthurMorgan]

Arthur: Revenge is a fools game. John:

[@Smelly_Kelly]

Markiplier at the beginning along with the picture gave me fucking shivers. He is either the main character or the final boss

[@brettweltz8135]

Bold of you to assume he isn’t both.

[@pitbullnamedcupcake8485]

@@brettweltz8135Eren Yeager vibes

[@subtoryth7]

When the game says stealth is optional

[@Blaze-xq7yp]

Underrated comment lol

[@swagginfarmer]

Me in Dishonored 2

[@theangrygermanlad1328]

Stealth means that you aren’t witnessed Simply, leave no witnesses

[@Solustos]

"What if I didn't run? What if I am not a coward? What if I want them to kill me? What if I want them to try."

[@dogelord144]

When I see this pic and the song, I imagine a scenario where unus and annus (aka mark and Ethan) are having an epic battle with darkiplier, and they are about to go into their biblically accurate form and smite the crap out of him.

[@Fallen-gryphon]

I can’t tell if this is a joke or nah dawg 😭😭😭

[@dogelord144]

@@Fallen-gryphon it isn’t, I legit picture it for some reason. Probably because I imagine unus and annus being a bunch of seraphims for some reason.

[@stalin6983]

@@dogelord144 I can now picture that and I love it dude...

[@yeahmans]

it sounds like a joke when you write it, lmfao

[@H3ROBOYz]

Epic

[@DrNihilist]

When I listen to this song, I can walk slowly and calmy up the stairs after turning off the light. I can go to sleep without checking under my bed, or in my closet. I can sleep without a night light. *the monsters now fear me*

[@DrNihilist]

but then the internet goes out and im scared shitless

[@bonkatron_1439]

i do all three of this without listening to this tbh

[@Niko_e]

​@@bonkatron_1439🧢

[@bonkatron_1439]

@@Niko_e do you think that a grown man checks under his bed or in his closet for monsters. or sleeps with a night light for that matter

[@Niko_e]

@@bonkatron_1439 Yes.

[@zamify6038]

Bro I feel like I could take on the entire world when listening to this.

[@ekkovaan2261]

This is: -Your first time killing a daemon host without casualties in darktide -Holding the line against Germany or the USSR in Hearts Of Iron 4 as a minor -Having a fallen empire try to threaten you, refusing to meet their demands and winning the war in Stellaris -Surviving your first couple of weeks as an independent kingdom in Mount And Blade -Taking on a late game alliance/crisis (chaos invasion, order tide, dwarf tide, green tide etc.) in Total War Warhammer and winning -Managing to stall an enemy advance on to an objective by your lonesome in Rising Storm 2 long enough for your team to get their shit together

[@rav-remixes]

imma be honest, idk any of those game but ill take ur word on that 😂

[@StateCorp.]

No doubt.

[@overdriveinsane7721]

POV: your squad is being hunted in call of duty your the target, you chose fight but it’s just you 0:00

[@hopesull3556]

to add onto that, your up against a hundred man army in mount and blade your troops are dead and you don't surrender

[@lizzylies5844]

POV: It's been a long and hard battle on Apex. You, your two friends and the last squad is all that stands. Your meds and shields are low, ammo is coming in short and you just wiped yhe second last squad, scrambling for whatever supplies you can get. "30 seconds 'till ring closes in" As you and your teammate are searching the deathboxes, your friend calls out the last standing squad. There's no time to heal, no time to shield up. You decide to say "Fuck it." And hope for the best.

[@CarlosEduardo-fc3bb]

It’s so cool when apparently the beat is going to stop and suddenly another awesome drop begins. Very quality music we got here

[@zom_tyt7382]

I like to think as this song as the Alternate Universe where Unus and Annus instead of accepting death, they just freakin mano e mano death itself.

[@fwjxwkejeckcekfwkj2f3fj3ff5]

I wish that happened

[@chairguy1607]

Ho Ho! I see you Brazillian, you are so far from your house. *starts playing help_urself*

[@Th3GoatMan]

This deserves more views mannnn. You did so good extending this and making it your own

[@rav-remixes]

thanks!

[@Simphub-lc6ld]

Look again now it got more attention

[@razagan1343]

I have been saying this for a long while but Mark I unironically think has acting chops, I seriously hope that when he gets older and decides "maybe this is enough youtube for one life" he does more with it

[@sosigsunkcrunkywunk7224]

He's done voice acting and it's good. So he could be a actor or a voice actor

[@zombiederpster]

I mean 'Who Killed Markiplier' 'A Heist With Markiplier' 'In Space with Markiplier'

[@glixrio6359]

well he announced that he is in fact filming a movie now so we got what we wanted

[@cr1tikal_arc]

nah youtube is probably a lot better for him, acting is a really bad career to get into despite what some people think. if you're a small time actor, nobody will care to know who you are, if you're a big time actor, you usually gotta do bad things or bad things will happen to you, with few exceptions.

[@razagan1343]

@@cr1tikal_arc I mean people say the same thing about youtube and Mark is not just some dreamer he has quite a big audience to give him a boost, curious how his film will do.

[@fobeastb8115]

who would've guessed it would make a great pfp.

[@rav-remixes]

lol fr

[@gosukuma9369]

A man who have everything, will also have everything to lose. A man who hold nothing will sacrifice everything to achieve his goal.

[@joaobertolucci7531]

Markiplier ultra instinct

[@zavierlokeni5201]

The battle in my head is legendary

[@brotherjakob4729]

My guy plays video games for a living and hit the hardest quote this decade.

[@aylin5552]

I SAW THE THUMBNAIL AND GOT EXCITED FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT UNNUS ANNUS WAS COMING BACK😭

[@rav-remixes]

lol they would never bring it back, that would go against the whole point and code of unus annus

[@ivandrenski78]

“ I am not afraid of a Heard- of lions lead by a sheep.” “I am afraid of a heard of sheep lead by a LION!”

[@scottpilgrimispeak]

Whoever is delighted in their own solitude is either consider a wild beast or a god

[@scottpilgrimispeak]

@@user-dn9pm9vq1u sure ig

[@kawaranai9743]

I love solitude, but I need a continuous intake of information when I'm concious

[@brettweltz8135]

I haven’t been playing God. All this time I’ve been playing human.

[@JamesWagner-vv9iz]

Or just mentally disturbed.

[@brettweltz8135]

@@JamesWagner-vv9iz Why not all of the above?

[@YoursTrulyAstrid]

Mark was goofing off but ended up creating the best self esteem song out there literally this song helped me outta my runt I was stuck in 😅

[@AboynamedJason_]

This makes me want to actually fight the demons in my head

[@Rod_bros56]

MAKE THEM FALL

[@Mr.JordanWatson]

Do it, its fun

[@rdlegends3988]

RIP AND TEAR

[@JoshuaJamesMustchin]

@@Mr.JordanWatson 🍷🍷🗿🗿

[@Random_.]

When you hear the robber breaking in your house but you aren't a coward:

[@livekazumareaction]

but you're a american gun-owner*

[@bas1c822]

this looks like a Gustavo Fring version of Mark. Really epic :)

[@rav-remixes]

true

[@obergruppenmajorfring]

this is Darkiplier

[@mythelementz]

Markiplier have soo much support and watching him all these years is a great journey to see

[@mackenzieray5252]

... wounded, I fall on my knee. The enemy circling me, blades blooded, my blood. One puts their gun to my head, "any final words?" I look up at him and say, "strike me down and I'll become more powerful than you could ever imagine." He laughed, "that's good! I'll see you in hell." He pulled the trigger, And now I have them right where I want them...

[@anthonyfodil-sauve3240]

me in elden ring seeing the most menacing boss in history

[@wanna_be_monke]

pov: you open this song at 3 am while joining the hardest server that combat warriors has

[@michael0o0]

Telling the teacher I don't have the homework that was due instead of acting like I have it

[@Pandemic2all]

Yo, he should play Mr. Negative in the MCU

[@SluggerDavie]

He is Asian.

[@mostafamansour2495]

@@SluggerDavie markiplier is half Asian think he may fit

[@SluggerDavie]

@@mostafamansour2495 yes

[@satisfactiongamer7385]

This song makes you want to become a warlord, go on

[@zentaxaro6483]

bro that picture with markiplier he looks like some ceo of world thats fire

[@battadia]

I for one welcome our new Overlord.

[@Off-brand-man]

"What if I want them to try?!" -Mark

[@epicshinji9258]

Came for the cold line, stayed for the motivational music.

[@rajat8999]

his face shows a sense of superiority

[@lmoonytoony8442]

love how the length is 4:20, just something even more amazing to top it all off

[@hamguy9401]

this song gives me enough confidence to talk during quiet reading time 👍 love this

[@intuitiveboi1393]

man im hella addicted to this song for some reason, can't go on my day without this

[@flamevell3258]

This goes unfathomably hard

[@statelyelms]

I love that slide descent (0:16, 0:23, etc) so much holy hell it's so good

[@theonewhoasked5969]

when Markiplier relise hes the mc in his own world

[@Just_Maniac]

Listening to this with headphones takes you to another place, a place full of bass, because damn I can feel that bass vibrating through my whole body

[@BloodForTheUnion]

I need a one hour version of this

[@mr.parrot2344]

Put it on loop

[@XD1XDXD]

right click on the image (while playing the vid) and theres the option to loop

[@livekazumareaction]

@@XD1XDXD its not SMOOTH

[@YourGamingAdvice_Vids]

"One may know how to conquer without being able to do it.” -Sun Tzu the art of war

[@The_RazorCode]

You know how easy Markiplier could “made in Ohio” himself.

[@loknezz3999]

🤮

[@arthur.580]

@@loknezz3999 the fuck he'd do

[@loknezz3999]

@@arthur.580 read

[@arthur.580]

@@loknezz3999 I can't read

[@penisinlargementpills2511]

what does that mean

[@delta2847]

Don't be afraid, John.

[@GoofyTurtle]

This beat made me go into a room THEN turn the light on.

[@4ourthllaw175]

The quiet kid smiling while the bullies jump him knowing that he as AR-15 in his bag

[@masterblaster642]

WE TURNING BACK TIME WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🔥🔥

[@Cosmaniaa]

Drunk drivers when the see an expensive car driving 100mph down the highway

[@GigaChad-ym7jy]

ngl the fact that the COLDEST and HARDEST line ever spoke was by markiplier is insane

[@theonewhoasked5969]

"what if i want them kill me" *"What if i want them to try it"* 💀

[@oyasumioooyasumicloseyoureyes]

This gives me the power to close the lights in my bedroom, slowly walk towards my bed not making sure that the monster under the bed can't grab my leg, lay down and close my eyes despite seeing the dark figures in the corner of my eyes, hang my leg off the bed, and remove my blanket, then sleep.

[@flashdeck9361]

DON'T BE AFRAID JOHN!

[@Chin3s3]

Clearly kids when they see a pitbull named cupcake

[@ninjagirlmasterxrose8276]

I think when markiplier said that sentence it was actually him turning into darkiplier in that moment...

[@panickboi6154]

Hearing the Bulgar entering your house after you ran out of zaza and lost 30 Ranked games in a row:

[@sulthanazrealbinarsanjaya6049]

Me facing my math test knowing that I didn't study one bit

[@itsmetyler5601]

been listen this for an day's jesus why it wont let me stop

[@epicsans7399]

Damn this hits harder than my mom amazing work dude (if you look hard enough it will move)

[@dasheref711]

THIS IS FIRE

[@JoeMama34568]

Me at 3:47 AM hyping myself up to go take a piss:

[@ThatMf0]

when you are an elite in a game and 12 noobs try to fight you

[@dragonf1recdn]

This is literally Darkiplier in a nutshell.

[@zoltankalanyos1560]

Its a MASTERPIECE

[@klowningaround]

i love that the audio was from him playing a spongebob horror game

[@rav-remixes]

yeah lol

[@user-cb4hw9oy3l]

the fact that song is also 4:20 long is just a cheery on top

[@-_altex_-4632]

Bro you're the best. The song is so well edited it's better than the original remix hahaha! Also you added Mark's quote twice!! Massive W!! 💪

[@rav-remixes]

thanks bro!

[@SqueakFR]

this hits hard

[@johanhugo3947]

POV:when u gotta turn off the lights to the house but ur nothing scared of the night demons anymore😂

[@jantobiyeung8014]

Song: How many times are you going to listen to this? Me: Yes.

[@kidnamedfinger6657]

Me seeing a Reaper Leviathan after getting the hot knife and the rifle:

[@meianoiteeutecontokk]

You're with your team in an zombie apocalypse, everyone decides to finally go try the radio, and, then, when you just found help from army, and alarm from a car starts to attract attention to your location.. Someone sees the helicopter coming, saying: "only some seconds till the helicopter arrives" But, after some time, you all have been cornered in a high building, and there are some zombies over there, and, you say the line, with the music playing in your head, as you shoot out all the zombies, and all your friends get safely to the heli, you are left alone, transforming, with only an grenade. You pull the pin. And while thinking about everything you did in your life, as you see it passing trough your eyes It finally exploded. End... for now

[@meianoiteeutecontokk]

I'll leave for you to continue

[@Flomockia]

Amazing

[@elrompebanquetas]

woah this video was uploaded in my birthday

[@darraghmcmullen6205]

A lone stag grazes in the forests path when suddenly the bush grows fangs. Years of evolutionary programming ushered adrenaline into the deers body and he had decided to face down his foe. For today the wolf will either taste his flesh or his horns

[@pcker]

This song makes me want to fight all the bullies on the planet, in all seriousness this song is amazing, motivates me to lift five trucks at once

[@themelonman4979]

The song when you decide to not be afraid of the dark and not hide under your bed sheets while the light is out

[@kriscowley8350]

When a teacher says “I’ll wait” so you continue your conversation despite knowing full well that that wasn’t what he meant by “I’ll wait”.

[@glennburgmeier7187]

I've been searching for a video like this one

[@Letochka-7]

frr we ⬆🆙 🗣🗣🔥🔥

[@kindaAnAvgeek]

this beat is insane

[@GaryLovesYou666]

That one person in Phasmophobia who doesn't hide from the ghost:

[@overtondudley5098]

The main character and the final boss, the greatest twist ever🤯🤯