What if I never started streaming?... Bum Simulator

xQcOW looks into an alternate universe where he never discovered Twitch!
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[@AndrewNajash]

I feel like this is just a look into how he survives when Sammy isn’t there to feed him

[@glitcheed3192]

Sammy? Sammy isn’t real… Copege

[@RamMustard]

Rebecca Copege

[@Megumi011]

Glad shes back around ♡♡♡♡

[@Jaakkogaz]

@@Megumi011 what do you mean?

[@LakeMorgan2]

@@Jaakkogaz cause they took a break

[@GigaChadsAreReal]

One of the best moments was when xQc was writing his message on the cardboard and started begging and chat was spamming Streamer Simulator OMEGALUL. Great content tho xQc 💯

[@indianwarlord6935]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂 EPIC FUNY MOMENT 🤣😂😂😂

[@nineteenmile7430]

@@indianwarlord6935 you are depressed

[@monkey-ep6bo]

@@yuna670 Don't care didn't ask

[@axel-ye1ky]

@@yuna670 ratio + you fell off

[@catzor4795]

@@indianwarlord6935 Rent-free. Cope.

[@pollenskins]

need more of this game. i was watching it all live on stream. this shit is content asf

[@Bob-nb4yo]

Ya I just got a tonsillectomy idk what else to watch and I’m cranked on oxycodone

[@syntikal]

Now he should do it irl!

[@bakuretsu9187]

Yeah bro, so content.

[@annoyingdogx3]

38:40 I love how the police are more worried about the guy kicking people than the guy throwing fucking molotovs

[@Sophie-kv9zz]

Social commentary!!

[@Caell]

to be completely honest this game was actually fun at least the dialogues

[@twhaw]

Cant belive they made his own unique game!!

[@mywhitejizz]

@Santa Claus ᨆ hi can get ps5 thank u santa

[@syntikal]

@Santa Claus ᨆ Santa go buy me a house

[@Pherretfish]

@Santa Claus ᨆ can I gut a epiphone eb-0 bass guitar (red)? Thanks

[@Liza.Wharton]

this is xqc's biggest fear if i remember correctly. becoming homeless.

[@uisavage8242]

I wouldnt allow it

[@1SSJA]

@@uisavage8242 ? Whatchu know bout

[@p0x1d0n2]

@@1SSJA rolling down on the

[@belovedsora1]

@@p0x1d0n2 shut up

[@Ixe2077]

@@belovedsora1 Ohhh myyy Goood~

[@blueknight1109]

This game was fun, hope he returns to it and finishes it

[@Halberd38]

PepeLaugh

[@alexsh6437]

@@Halberd38 El no sabe PepeLaugh

[@arabiclasaga6180]

PepeLaugh look at his steam profile

[@ItsVegaSama]

@@arabiclasaga6180 what is his steam profile?

[@blueknight1109]

I know he rarely comes back to games he stops but it would be nice lulw

[@Rhavet-]

This game has no business being this good

[@MrJ0lly]

its dogshit

[@msmaa5]

@@MrJ0lly its clearly in the top %80 on steam

[@slaxis3926]

@@MrJ0lly its literally GOTY. stfu you competitive player

[@0stqp862]

@@MrJ0lly like you

[@MrJ0lly]

yeah check how long it takes for you to get bored of throwing pidgeons at whatever the fuck

[@kay-dc8495]

If XQC was never a streamer, we'd never experience true content lmao

[@3hm5]

Yo

[@imrobbin7326]

Yo

[@GigaChadsAreReal]

Yo

[@ShawnFX]

@@3hm5 your name oof😳

[@imrobbin7326]

@@yuna670 bot PagMan

[@BigLando]

8:37 The greatest fight scene of all time.

[@BigLando]

& 12:00

[@cryonic3368]

r kelly

[@Soberse]

If you had a skateboard this would be a Tony Hawk game LULW

[@skaterx1685]

“A coop a coop, I get it like a town.” -5head

[@VTpier]

this video aged like fine wine because now he got 100 mil

[@VrayCat]

23:04 banger music! 🎵 🔥⚡️🎪

[@CCgivemeawedgy]

Woah... This episode of the What If series is a bit weird but pretty comical!

[@therealabsurd]

45:42 dude in chat said "two sets of lips"

[@Creo.overwatch]

Hope everyone has a good day today, xqcl

[@gnewhall4116]

:)

[@GigaChadsAreReal]

:D

[@latinodollar]

i was but then i saw this comment

[@captainblack69]

These type of content are the best

[@aerosma5021]

Just finished the vod, GOTY OMEGALUL

[@swysux6217]

I Appreciate the devs for making a game about streamers! The fact they made forsen the main character is even nicer!

[@redneko3953]

and now I can pull a pun and call it "ass simulator". 2021 humor.

[@ntahlahsiak]

AYAYA clap Humour Get rekt by Bot

[@williamsmith4546]

chat was the best part of this game, gold content

[@karlwithac_]

Not really

[@williamsmith4546]

@@karlwithac_ ok, I thought so

[@beetski113]

Ez clap

[@CTSFOIIII]

4:50 this is gta6 💀

[@user-to7gg6kq6z]

When he was pissing on the guy someone in chat said RANGE ATTACK OMEGALUL

[@MrMando]

Trolley = 90's droid

[@powersell8589]

the adventures of dundee and jean paul

[@lucasgomes-so1mt]

this is amazing

[@rodricbr]

fodase

[@noahhuraan5353]

This is like the 3D version of those old hobo flash games

[@joenutz2314]

9:41 someone said Mikey to kazutora OMEGALUL

[@mrmaize-si2oo]

i kid you not he turned himself into a fucking shopping cart, funniest shit I've ever seen!

[@wagyu2733]

did people not realise they referred the blood and crips by naming the gangs bugs and creeps

[@ThatOneDude7]

Looks like GTA 6 is set up in L.A. again OMEGALUL

[@hammerdown999]

"What if i never started streaming" that shit hits me through my heart

[@warGasmshit]

THIS IS SO POSTAL INSPIRED !

[@beetski113]

Facts bruh (im ur average zoomer weed smoking junkie kiddo.. Bruh im so cool)

[@nexus1999]

BatChest

[@mikas8153]

@@beetski113 bro what, you listen to summrs btw?

[@Proletrolliat]

BatChest

[@Thecbone21]

Should be called San Francisco simulator

[@lillinguine995]

Bro someone in chat said R. Kelly when he pissed on the guy LMFAOO

[@NuffDunk]

The beginning felt just like the intro from claptrap in Borderlands 2

[@shrinemaiden113]

yoooo ur right wtff

[@st33sy]

18:21 DOING THE QUEST IRL OMEGALUL

[@liamkucht]

Imagine escaping homelessness to discover this videogame that's a mockery of your old life

[@kisque9904]

Similarly, many fps games are few jokes of the suffering and trails of the war veterans.

[@bliVYT]

Bugs = Bloods Creeps = Crips

[@thiefnrt7432]

9:25 I WAS ABOUT TO SPIT WATER ALL OVER MY SCREEN CUZ OF THIS HAHAHAHA

[@nosimpathy6952]

Bugs and creeps ? Is that like bloods and crips ?

[@joebarnes4251]

Sucks that it got cut short because of the album that dropped

[@ronpudding9598]

Clearly inspired by Postal 2. NPCs don’t vomit when you piss on them though so not as good.

[@VrayCat]

22:30 I am Thor 🔨 GODD OF THUNDDEERR ⚡️ 😃😃😃😃😃

[@JustAWideWeeb]

Game gave me nastolgic feeling of like gta san andress and bully

[@xplodingautismo2943]

we truly need more variety gaming content

[@steffe689]

Way more immersive than most of the games these days

[@Dylan-ci3lz]

Carl the Shopping cart's voice reminds me of Kyle Pred from GTA RP lmao

[@Amir_Improves]

i kinda like this game better than cyber punk XD

[@MassivePonyFan]

As soon as I saw Carl I knew this game had made serious advancements since I've watched a video on it.

[@noahanders7605]

Better game then cyberpunk

[@xMxsonn]

25:26 i cant believe they added a Jean Paul Easter egg in the game xqcL

[@awareparsely7182]

10:51 dah fuhk 14:04 this game i knewit was going to be sus

[@Pig5432]

17:07 if your here for Mr Chair

[@conical.mp4330]

He really does fit in with the other bums in this game

[@OrionCV1]

I didn't know they made a game about my life!

[@GigaChadsAreReal]

FeelsBadMan

[@steviejrr]

yet u somehow have technology

[@OrionCV1]

@@steviejrr library computer my guy

[@glitcheed3192]

@@OrionCV1 5Head

[@CowWow]

Average juicer

[@philiplee359]

xqc if he wasn't fed by sammy all day

[@myjokeisfunny-laugh]

the combat was scuffed bioshock with the the plasmids and shit

[@nexus1999]

Not Pretending FeelsBadMan

[@AbuBakar-hg8rw]

The Bugs and The Creeps lmao it's The Bloods and The Crips in case someone doesn't know

[@holderian0]

14:32 Amouranth OMEGALUL

[@awareparsely7182]

20:00

[@schwuppdiewupp7]

23:13 PepeJam

[@ihateamogi673]

22:01 my time stamp

[@SmirkyMojo]

Didn’t know vlogs were coming to the channel

[@moist_captain]

This is one of the funniest games I've ever seen.

[@beetski113]

U should play postal 2 then

[@Dusty2455433]

@@beetski113 major postal vibes from this game

[@claudiob_]

The piss on suit incident

[@bigboi9434]

Doesn't need a simulator omegalul

[@yuhan4469]

Lmao the amount of references Bloods and Crips get when there's gang related

[@magnesjberg24]

Hobo tough life is a obscure homeless survival rpg on steam. Its pretty hard and takes time to learn, but it'd be pretty funny to watch xqc fail miserably at it. Probably breaks twitch terms tho

[@VrayCat]

13:00 piss on his grave! >U< haha RIP 🪦 BOZO

[@nikkolasnowak9805]

mr chair is next level lore

[@LoLbeautifulsorrowx]

LMAO someone said ggx simulator 2:32

[@chromeblue8122]

Even better than CyberPunk OMEGALUL

[@hentchplaying7187]

Actual streamer simulator LULW

[@SLFSL]

new cyberpunk update looking sick

[@yannispirou101]

Literally xQc simulator *BRUH*

[@Megelos]

damn, kinda sad how chat is literally only echoing stuff he says now adays

[@CTSFOIIII]

13:16 okay xqc ...

[@Grek]

Why does chat make fun of Apple Music when it’s the only thing on par to KZbin Premium? You can actually upload your own music to iTunes and it pops up on all the phones you’re signed in on with that account.

[@keithforkeeks7566]

Frank gallagher simulator

[@zdwlees]

GTA V and forsen had a child

[@barto2362]

This thumbnail made me think its some Icy Tower vid

[@renetwod]

x should play postal 2

[@JimyArtThingy]

U know what he could've done for the Flippjng the cops off mission....he cou,die stunned them with the pigeons and flip them off :D

[@wq5081]

10:50 HAWK OUT

[@GigaChadsAreReal]

Fun Fact: Animals pee on their defeated opponents to show their dominance over them

[@findableflyer]

The shopping cart voice actor sounds like mumkey jones

[@jit5483]

THE TITLE OMEGALUL

[@karlwithac_]

I'm gonna assume this was a EU time stream

[@magnesjberg24]

Hobo: tough life is a much better game, it would be too hard for xqc though.

[@smokinsongzzz]

You should be a pro at this

[@ontail5545]

I liked the humour of the game.

[@FartGaming-kf9vw]

21:57

[@user-pq4sc9ls1d]

man when i saw the title i died

[@voriq5879]

FeelsDankMan

[@nhiss...]

This looks like the awesome world of gumball