What if Minecraft Steve competed at the Olympics?

[@Jeracraft]

I'm just thinking... you literally sat in your room one day and thought "I'm going to make a video & have Steve compete against Olympians." genius. 😂

[@tnteviecat5791]

OMG Jeracraft????????????????????????? luv ur content

[@artificialanimeuniverse5063]

Hello Jera.

[@kam8754]

​@@artificialanimeuniverse5063 there are two kinds of fans

[@artificialanimeuniverse5063]

@@kam8754 ?

[@Sp1ral-e2]

@@artificialanimeuniverse5063 I think their saying one fan is hyperactive (tnteviecat) whereas the other is calm (you)

[@LiamNoblet95]

Steve is consuming drugs, making specific courses to make it easier, wearing enchanted boots and bringing an animal there

[@наномасюнисынок]

so the typical Olympics from 1/3 of 20th century

[@mr_tacosinyo684]

Who cares, Its not like he used dru- oh wait

[@getroasted7907]

@@mr_tacosinyo684 meds bro, he just had a heart problem. And I mean what is wrong with him bringing his favourite socks and his pet, not like he is gonna ride a dolphin or something.

[@mr_tacosinyo684]

@getroasted7907 genius

[@lukkamayer9698]

He's doping, he'd be eliminated from the Olympics. 😂

[@xingchen19willwork]

Steve just exploited steroids, rocket boots, modified tracks, and dolphins' supernatural powers. I wouldn't expect myself to ride a jet just to beat him. in milliseconds.

[@096AfterASuccessfulMeal]

Just give him speed, jump boost, dolphin's grade 256 using commands and your'e gonna get thousands of meters in seconds.

[@ReiCaixa]

Dolphin was just to test the limits. He already won swimming by himself.

[@EmmetDonaldson]

Also gravity is 2.9 times stronger in Minecraft sooo…

[@Manuel-j6g9h]

​@@EmmetDonaldson Sources very

[@jakerussell135]

fun fact: steve's regular running pace (5.6 m/s) is equivalent to a 2:05:18 marathon. This would rank him just outside the top 100 men of all time. sprint jumping (7.127 m/s) would rank him as one of the best mile/1500m runners of all time (without speed/PEDs)

[@JamesGiven-o3s]

his swimming speed is crazier, elite swimmers are around 6 mph and steve is going about 12.5 mph

[@bailey_bateman]

This time is still better than the Olympic record, however. It’s crazy how closely this lines up with real world marks.

[@JamesGiven-o3s]

@@bailey_bateman It really is to be honest

[@_yash.m._]

Don't forget minecraft has 2.8 times the gravity of earth ne he is faster than that

[@JamesGiven-o3s]

@@_yash.m._ how does it have 1.8 times gravity?

[@tired4743]

So Steve is better, but only by cheating with “magical potions” (steroids), “enchanted boots” (banned spring shoes), using “dolphin magic” (illegally smuggling endangered animals and eating them), and literally altering the tracks

[@kingtitant5732]

Yer. So in reality he only beats the Canoers and swimmers. Steve is an aquatic being

[@tired4743]

Steve is the Kraken. Every time he comes across a sunken ship, he smiles at the memory of sinking it with his unfathomable strength

[@Fireninja2343]

other then that steve has infinite strength, Water bucket = infinite mass

[@curgest6807]

Steroids nah it's just an energy drink

[@ruzzellbrianchannel3157]

yeah sure whatever you say but can he beat athletes that are also cheating? yes he definitily can humanity's best steroids spring boots dolphin magic steve could still win with his cheats

[@ThatNerdGuy0]

"for my americans, thats 3 football fields" proceeds to measure 8 meters as 4 shaqs

[@JohnWick-c5q]

Just like the founding fathers intended

[@shonw2318]

your forgetting that performance enhancing substances are completely banned in the Olympics. Now you could probably make an argument that a beacon is fair game if the other athletes could use one or benefit from it as well, but soul speed boots, blue ice, and especially potions like speed boost, jump boost, ete would 100% get Steve and Alex disqualified.... I mean hell, competitions like marathons be getting pissy over something as simple as running sneakers with carbon Fiber soles... Still, really awesome video my guy!

[@smogr]

ssshhh the IOC and WADA don't know that steve is cheating.

[@flopdeop135]

they're technically magic, so the regulations probably wouldn't be able to detect that

[@DrDunsparce]

@@flopdeop135particle effects

[@Repair9851]

@@DrDunsparceeasy excuse “forgot to shower”

[@alexchimi7093]

@@Repair9851 yours is one of the funniest messages i've ever read

[@Maebrazard]

Moral of the story; Steve is a beast at rowing and swimming, but needs PED’s, custom track, and funky magical shoes (all of these are probably illegal in the Olympics) to beat humans

[@TenBillionAnts]

I mean, Minecraft has more gravity than earth, so I feel like he wouldn’t need any of that to demolish if we were on an even playing field.

[@thatsactuallymyfps]

​@@TenBillionAntsYeah, minecrafts gravity is literally 2.9 times stronger than Earth's, so he would he 2.9 times faster on Earth.

[@jordanlyons2609]

⁠@@thatsactuallymyfpsthat’s not how gravity works. He’d be faster yes but now that significantly

[@MothBallsYT]

I never woulda thought Steve was Russian, but his use of performance enhancing drugs in this video serves as solid proof

[@NoobMaster2754]

Is this a Rocky reference

[@Dem1z_]

But your forgetting that the gravity Steve experiences is 2.9 times stronger than earth so if he was on earth racing he would destroy all of them Edit:it’s actually 3.26 times stronger than earth’s gravity making the gravity stronger than Jupiter’s gravity

[@DageLV]

Not sure. in some areas higher gravity just makes you tire quicker. You running or walking is literally just you falling, catching yourself and then falling again. Try walking and not put your foot forwards to catch urself, see what happens. So if steve can fall quicker, that also means he can fall more often aka higher speed. The astronauts on moon didnt look like they could catch a seven year old in a sprint.

[@Dem1z_]

@@DageLV stronger muscles

[@Mdaviz-xw2oj]

@@DageLV its steve ofc he will just get used to it anyway and run at 81 decillion miles per hour.

[@mrsheldon9134]

Not really. Running in lower gravity would actually make Steve slower. Just think about how slowly the astronauts on the Moon move.

[@Mdaviz-xw2oj]

@@mrsheldon9134 actually moon's gravity is like 1/6th of earth while minecraft is nearly 1/3th only so it would not be just hopping around like on moon.

[@Darklait]

3:20 but drugs are against the olompic rules no ?

[@fiish1]

That's what I'm saying man

[@Lin-ManuelMirandas_son]

That’s what I was thinking

[@ArtaSlack]

STEVE IS CHEATING. He is using performance enhancing drugs!!!

[@golden-kappa5921]

every single top olympian used drugs man. Its fine if steve does.

[@Lin-ManuelMirandas_son]

@@golden-kappa5921 is that a joke?

[@baconboy486]

This video was actually so entertaining, I'm surprised it has so few views. You're really underrated, this was really fun to watch

[@anthonybell8569]

He wouldn't need "potions" if he just bent his knees

[@Ostr0]

The place he lives has many times higher gravity, plus they have to account for the heaviest stuff he can carry in his inventory. All this, and he can move at the pace in the games. He destroys all those records.

[@eg_manifest510]

remember tho that long jumping requires a run-up and lots of midair twisting. And while Steve is seemingly not flexible enough for that, we need to remember that 1.4 metres is still pretty dang impressive considering its a box jump with no run up, only his immediate leg strength. Granted the world record box jump is 1.54 metres, but Steve still comes remarkably close to that

[@Random_Nobody_Official]

*High-jump

[@etsanime]

He's just jumping on his toes

[@etsanime]

And Minecraft's gravity is different too

[@alexchimi7093]

to be fair, even with the run-up your jump height in minecraft is entirely the same. and that's technically also the case in real life (jumping without a run-up vs. jumping with a run-up but without twisting). The runup is to have enough horizontal space to do the twist and clear the bar, but it doesn't give you extra force for your jump.

[@SpedRockt]

Minecraft gravity is about 2.9 times stronger than Earth's. Meaning Steven can jump over 4m high if he was on Earth, completely crush the competition for box jump.

[@hfdcjiirjmcfi]

I'd be curious to see a mod making steve average

[@r.l.r.7550]

I'm pretty sure that existed, I think I've seen it, but don't know it's name.

[@ElVigidra]

Better than wolves without carriying that much items basically

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

It's called Better Than Wolves. Where you have to chip away at trees and rocks and get bits of bark and sticks and bits of pebbles and dust.

[@notromeo_]

better than wolves is just brutal,you’re even slower than real life

[@Ostr0]

You wouldn't be able to beat the game 🤣

[@juanxc7]

"Drugs are not allowed at the Olympics." 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Bro, stfu. This is a funny video and that's it. Also, the premise of the video is as follows: 0:24: Would Steve, with the abilities he has access to, be able to [...]? And even if Olympians had access to use drugs, they wouldn't improve the performance of the competitors anyway. Just enjoy the freaking video, god daaamn

[@Xctopz]

Fr

[@Jeremonkey90]

Drugs aren't allowed in the Olympics, nor do real Olympic competitions give access to the shenanigans provided to Steve. Therefore, Steve can only win on events where no potion effects or setting alterations are, like the swimming one.

[@Data1Data1-v1k]

GOOD CUZ THIS KZbinR BRUHHHHH

[@KingTubbsIII]

The Olympics are literally packed full of people on the juice, there are very many methods to hide the juice, bet most olympians are “cheating”

[@DailyReminder2Hydrate]

You’re forgetting something. The Olympics are held on earth. Minecraft has a gravity over 3x stringer than earth, therefore it’s only fair Steve gets these enhancements. It’s that or he goes to earth himself and absolutely CRUSHES them in everything. Steve could literally dunk a basketball from half court with that additional power.

[@Jeremonkey90]

@ how does one know that gravity is 3 times stronger? Also thanks for the reminder to drink water

[@somdudewillson]

@@Jeremonkey90 One can measure gravity in any setting where one can jump by measuring the speed of downward acceleration (which can be calculated by walking off a ledge from a known height and measuring the time taken to fall). On Earth, that acceleration is 9.8 meters per second squared - which means that for every second you spend falling in Earth's gravity, you move 9.8 meters per second faster. In Minecraft, that acceleration is _~28.57_ meters per second squared.

[@Mycelium_man]

"5 olympians, 5 EASY wins" Steve literally had to use drugs to win all but 2 of them.... The steve bias is insane

[@Ostr0]

To be fair, he's doing this heavily encumbered and on a planet with much higher gravity.

[@Ostr0]

If he accounted for both of those Steve wins.

[@koolkrafter5]

As if everyone at the Olympics isn't also doped out of their minds.

[@Mycelium_man]

@@koolkrafter5 Tho Steve be usin all kinds of special tracks

[@idontknowwhyimmakimgthis4440]

Also, I dont see other athletes beating steve's score with real drugs

[@JCuervo.official]

Steve faster as swimming by default is CRAZY

[@lukkamayer9698]

6:55 Imagine being pulled over for speeding, because you ran too fast. 🤣🤣🤣

[@loganshaw4527]

Happens to cars too for accelerating too fast.

[@Turret0pera]

The only Olympic win Steve is taking home in this video is fastest to get banned in Olympic history 😅

[@jirieskelinen5607]

Not if he partakes in the weightlifting side.

[@vedanshujaiswal8286]

He won canoe and swimming fair

[@ThatNerdGuy0]

"steve crushes the olympics" also steve: uses performance enhancing drugs and rocket boosters

[@AldensAJRNews]

You're a dope KZbinr. I have a lot of fun watching your vids.

[@greggerpegger]

For the long jump you could've used soul soil, which doesnt slow you down.

[@raymondantonitis3936]

Soul speed boots are the same speed on both soul sand and soul soil

[@semajniomet981]

I'd have suggested using Honey Blocks to fall slower.

[@sergioibarra3461]

Just drink slowfalling or elytra jump

[@meimingyao]

Steve Uses "Inunderstanding potions" "Metal Training Head Bashing Heavy rocket boots where Steve Can run on" "Dolphin Powers"

[@mrsheldon9134]

What do you mean "five" easy wins? You had to pull out all the stops to get him to beat the long jump. Ice, speed, jump boost, and head banging.

[@YourNatureEnthusiast]

Would you rather him have Steve tank a TNT hit and destroy the competition?

[@nightdegree]

This strong Steve trend has been real quiet since the Minecraft Movie Trailer was out. I Am STEVE!

[@Data1Data1-v1k]

QUIET!

[@bisneytm1511]

People complaining about steve using potions dont realise he can do the same with his lucky potion

[@OMNI-Infinity]

0:12 Bass tester for headphones

[@CouldBeChara]

A score of 3 to 2 for the humans without doping We win theeese

[@squidminecraft-wb4mm]

Idk if he sprint jumped for usain bolt

[@CouldBeChara]

@squidminecraft-wb4mm another youtuber did something similar, spirnt jumping is not enough

[@freezed-on]

hey, whats the music for 5:02? i find it everywhere but no-one links it in the description. thanks!

[@Arioniks]

I don't know the music but you are the top comment btw

[@cdubbs901]

Close - Foewi

[@freezed-on]

@@cdubbs901 thanks

[@Simple_Jamm]

0:20 that video is right under this 😭🙏

[@Israel-Niles]

SAME 😭😭

[@BinhVu-hx3xx]

same

[@jwcp180]

I feel like if you take into account Steve isn’t using any of the high jump methods, he could easily clear like 2m if he arched his back at the end. I mean just standing 1.4m is insane

[@saythealphabet776]

>uses metric system for distance >Uses imperial system for speed Both in the same video?

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

I measure using everything from Nanometres to Meters but I don't use Feet or Inches. I also use Miles instead of Kilometres even though I'm Australian.

[@VladVoyagesFaith]

Bro is literally American trying to pass off using a "superior" system. He's ironic, to say the least, even hypocritical.

[@alexchimi7093]

@@VladVoyagesFaith wait, Americans use the imperial system when doing calculations as well, not just for everyday things?

[@alexchimi7093]

the minecraft world is measured in meters so it makes sense to use those in your calculations and I'm assuming he's American so it'd make "sense" for him to convert to mph in his results just so he could make sense of it.

[@gkkbgamer]

Basically he just did what most of the people in India do, use both system

[@nixodian108]

In conclusion Steve wins in 2, loses in 2 and has to resort to cheating and at the dash I don't know how it would go if he sprint-jumped

[@Crasyme_1]

Steve taking every type of drug (potions) to win 😂

[@AnslordMC]

If only the Olympic people had steroi- I mean buffs (fr)

[@chillify]

this video is insanely underrated its hella entertaining

[@ostrelephant]

another wonderful video

[@remi3616]

Steve can, with out any enhancements from potions, beacons, or builds, move faster than light in any direction.

[@jojolords4523]

3:40 The Olympic record is 8.90m from Bob Beamon at the 1968 Mexico-City Olympic Games

[@__Jairo]

6:22 but flippers aren't allowed

[@hitekfd]

I love how you put effort to show Steve doing the race that's one of the best parts

[@barniguana]

It's so cool how you found actual footage of Steve competing in the Olympics to back up your claims! lol

[@STNDD]

Conclusion: Steve destroys humans (with PEDs, steroids, spring boots, magic, altering tracks, more magic, supernatural effects, competing under different laws of physics and just getting an inexplicable boost foward whenever he jumps for literally no reason)

[@QuickTurtleKL]

“For all you Americans watching- 3 football fields” Me, an American: but… I use the metric system though-

[@FredTrunce]

Steve in every other event: meh, about middle of the pack if that. Steve in the deadlift competition: I AM BECOME DEATH. DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

[@kartingbeast93]

So, Steve *with steroids* can beat all Olympians. But non-juiced Steve can only beat a few

[@ali_the_grass_block]

1:33 wait, steve is from Czechia?!

[@jakelara3232]

What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@catholicatkin5765]

💀

[@TheOneWhoCooks-tu7ve]

Steve technically loses some races, because he uses magic.

[@TastyFlanPudding]

Steve needs to compete in weight lifting! Man's gonna set a record no one can ever beat. Maybe not even machines can beat. 🤣

[@bramvandenbrand]

Have you thought about that 1 second is not 1 second in minecraft.

[@troliskimosko]

Hold up you might be cooking

[@bramvandenbrand]

@@troliskimosko because 1 day in minecraft is 30 minutes irl

[@creekchub9714]

i saw that minecraft 10 commandments video and it was funny af so i subbed. super glad to see another vid 👍👍👍

[@ksuebes]

Steve can make this for hours, days, years without stopping, humans can't do this even for 10 mins

[@Fire_King5141]

There should be canoeing on ice Steve would dominate that.

[@Hornet15_]

Bro ur insanely underrated sick vid

[@d1kgaws12]

Real title: What cheats does Steve need to beat Olympic champions?

[@gagetrebilcock5688]

Steve later got busted for using PEDs

[@Doudge]

Amazing video by the way, really cool idea. I just thought that maybe you could use a slow falling potion to help long jump. Great video.

[@adamhombek]

it would be really interesting and entertaining to see him compete in like lifting (i know he can holt infinite weight buuutt..) and idk thats the only one i could think about but yea pls make a part 2

[@sergiojsanchez7548]

Can u imagine how crazy the Olympics would be with athletes as doped up as Stive?

[@vector_747]

This is the type of thing you'll find me watching at 2am

[@Xrey-b7m]

if you give Steve speed 2, jump 2 and slow fall without any other help he should be able to jump 9 blocks long

[@ajoeshous7426]

But in fact, potion usage must be counted as doping. So, Steve gots disqualified.

[@spiraling7789]

The difference between the high jump and how Steve jumps is that High Jumpers maneuver their body and arch their back while Steve isn't. It's like comparing the high jump to a vertical test which is super unfair for Steve. But it doesn't matter anyway because Steve is an absolute unit.

[@Radical_Russ]

So if Steve played fairly then he would only be able to win canoe and swimming…

[@randomlyassembledname]

I cannot believe that some Olympians are so good they forced Steve to use PEDs just to beat them!

[@IHaveNoIdeaWhatsoever]

7:25 still faster than that somali "runner"😂

[@geo1869]

He would win the diamond medal. 🤣😐

[@RedDwarf-Gaming]

Wouldn't the jump-boost potion be disallowed in the Olympics?

[@curgest6807]

Amazing vids man keep it up ❤

[@neofunnynumber]

The fact that Steve didn't have to cheat only TWICE is crazy

[@bobsyouruncle7696]

steve should get away with the use of buffs due to minecraft's increased gravity

[@Di_Felix1]

4:42 SLOW FALLING ARGH

[@JJSup3r]

Potion of slow falling

[@Blackbirdtree1]

featherfalling decreases fall damage bro, how would that help in a long jump 💀

[@Di_Felix1]

@Blackbirdtree1 mb slow falling sometimes im stupid

[@REDSTONENOOB.]

@Blackbirdtree1 you fall slower, so you stay in the air for longer

[@rasinduFernando]

rename the title to can steve beat Olympics with drugs 🤣🤣🤣

[@Entity_x2]

For the long jump challenge, u could also use jump boost+slowfall

[@cejkisondrej1113]

Very nice video! But I'd say that Steve only wins in swimming and rowing because in the other disciplines he had to use illegal buffs and/or altered track. So I'd count it as Steve 2 : 3 humans.

[@kaaamishere]

i thought this so was a troll video based on your profile picture, but it was a really good video!

[@IgnacyCharaziński]

PERFECT

[@SaskiaSketches]

Banger video, super funny!

[@idonthaveanameforthischann4596]

brotha should’ve compared steve’s regular swimming speed to caleb dressel’s 50 free

[@Azure999-]

I respect for not crushing all records of Weightlifting by putting steve in it

[@sacabon8536]

How is this man not famous

[@acenovaYT]

1:20 is so unnecesarry there are cordinates just put a goal at the 1k mark and start from 0

[@mckayla5747]

tbh i happily clicked on this video fully expecting this to just be steve edited into olympic clips with zero other content. but somehow u managed to make the video even better!

[@paul-burger8269]

Steve shouldnt do drugs for the Olympics

[@macpocketedition5283]

This is madness XD

[@JMPT]

Extra Nice 🏅

[@ChristopherKetcherside]

steve was dopping...

[@michaelkornhoff6865]

Steve wouldve gotten a dq in the swimming because youre only allowed to go so far underwater

[@adrienneladd8375]

steve probably could win a marathon.

[@gmbrito3010]

Just you wait untill the Olympic comitee makes Steve drink some milk before a competition

[@slakk6727]

No cheating, Steve: 2 Humanity: 3

[@sawkalayaaye9979]

Steve using drugs in the jumping test 😂😂😂😂

[@human_being_named_bob]

Remember also, for the high jump, the humans are able to bend their bodies and stuff, but steve stays completely straight.

[@dyamigomez361]

steve using potions is like olymians using steriods

[@MegaLokopo]

So if you are going to have steve do drugs, you should have the humans do drugs.

[@FortuneMCYT]

Steve winning the long jump without even using slow falling:

[@mainaccount0007]

This needs a part 2. Javelin (trident) Triple jump Archery? Breakdancing hehehe

[@Kanebonty]

Thanks for telling me how long it was in football fields😂