What If PALPATINE fell out his OFFICE WINDOW?

In this Star Wars What If, let’s find out what would have happened if Palpatine fell out his office window after tripping on Mace Windu’s hand. Also, Yoda is a bit off in this one :)
Also, check out this video by “Your Broken Galaxy” for another version of this same scenario - • What if Palpatine Fell...
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[@vencislavdimitrov9304]

Yoda bizarre adventure?

[@starwarsquill]

Yep!

[@lordofpain3476]

Yoda's a spice head ......... it sure does explain a lot.

[@andrewwilcke9378]

@@lordofpain3476 it is the star wars equivalent of ketamine, right?

[@Dock284]

I see it now "Yoda's Bizarre adventures"

[@Antroz0n]

"A Stand, I have. No chance, you have."

[@Kakarot-ox7fh]

This is what happens when Palpatine has slight memory loss

[@qalnor]

jedi and sith are always throwing themselves out of windows and into endless pits

[@bluesfaninc3001]

Because they are being stupid throwing themselves.

[@VinluvAntonHandesbukia]

sometimes the occasional mandalorian.

[@Helgol]

They got tired of hearing about dichotomy.

[@Elyseon]

They're just being drama queens.

[@stephenwells6434]

Especially when Anakin starts talking about his thesis.

[@RyanTheDark]

Palpatine: DON'T JUST STAND THERE! HELP!!! Anakin: 👀

[@gabrielpowers9135]

He was about to help but then he realized palpatine was the one putting sand in his shoes the whole time and not the Jedi council

[@Wi-Fi-El]

This went from Star Wars to a crime comedy in ten minutes and I love it

[@Pink_Noodle]

It became an average Star Wars TTRPG game

[@TheStrayWarrior]

What if Mace Windex cleaned the glass in Palpatine’s office instead of breaking it?

[@nekogamer2508]

So mace would come in alone, and say chancellor palpatine your window is dirty and it's disturbing me

[@jotheunissen9274]

@@nekogamer2508 Windu: "Your windows are under arrest" Palpatine: confused "Uhm... Master Windu, have you been using death sticks?"

[@element50-me]

Master Windex: in the name of the galactic Senate of the Republic, your windows must be cleaned. Chancellor Paperplane: as a sith, I must live with dirty windows. Master Medical Kit: it's treason then *They pull out cleaning supplies* Chancellor Paperplane *jumps out window*

[@jotheunissen9274]

@@element50-me Ah yes, the famous Sith Rules Everyone knows the Rule of Two, but even more important is the Rule of Dirty Windows

[@nekogamer2508]

@@element50-me order 66 doesn't get called because he can't call it for this reason so he has to make a new plan to keep his dirty windows

[@CT--6666]

Never thought I‘d see Yoda and Anakin being high on death sticks😂

[@jack-mb4mw]

😂

[@Elyseon]

Well, there was that video called "What if Obi-Wan had bought the death sticks?"

[@vasdasgustav1888]

Bro „Dementia I have, remember asking for your opinion I do not“ 😂😂😂 how are you this creative

[@xxProjectJxx]

I like how Palpatine 1. Trips on a severed hand 2. Stumbles out a several story window 3. Gets hit by a car on his way down. And Anakin can only watch and just goes "what is even happening!?" Honestly, I'd have the same reaction.

[@coralcrown562]

Kinda reminds me of the 3rd Robot Chicken star wars special😂😂😂

[@torik9300]

Palpatine trips own Mace's hand Yoda tripping on death sticks Jocasta Nu trips on a holocron Quill... Can I assume your death stick supplier is Candi Bar as well?

[@Meh69875]

NGL if I was Anakin in that situation I’d burst into laughter at that sight 😂

[@xauoh1190]

Deadset

[@hydromancer4916]

Imagine betraying everything you ever knew for a chance at saving your wife and then the one guy you think can save her trips and dies

[@Meh69875]

@@hydromancer4916 true but then I’d find out he lied the whole time n planted the visions himself

[@lorumipsum1129]

@@hydromancer4916pure comedic timing

[@stevenyee1055]

@@lorumipsum1129 Comedy it is, tragedy it is not!

[@DoubleJester]

This was worth the hour and 20 minutes of my life I will never get back

[@Bored_Kaga]

real

[@dollarsignmexican]

Do it like I do: listen at work or on the ride home.

[@halflife2fun]

At the chem dump I was honestly expecting "Anakin, sorry, I am. Have witnesses, I cannot."

[@tzarivanthefourth9178]

When you decided to give someone...a hand😂

[@matthewbarabas3052]

palpatine trips and that makes a 90 minute video-

[@bretkennedy5251]

That's why revenge of the sith dragged on lol😂😂

[@FlaringWolf]

i like how, yoda went from a wise jedi to a crack head, threatening to take anakin down with him

[@TarsonTalon]

"Cook we must, Skywalker! Hrmhmhm--hmhrm!" -Spiced Yoda

[@stevenyee1055]

"Mista Yoder i need death smoker' to go light years/h!"

[@notmyregret]

Now, I just want to see a scenario where literally everyone fell out the window. The Masters that confronted Palpatine. Palpatine himself. Anakin. Commander Fox. Nearly everyone who walks into the chancellor's office to investigate what happened. As they approach the window, some shenanigan that causes them to fall out, like in this scenario, a hand that everyone keeps tripping over, or some spilt orange juice.

[@starwarsquill]

Haha! That’s a great idea!

[@dollarsignmexican]

Nah, palps left his vacuum on, and it pulls them out the window.

[@astrobonk]

just the world's whackiest chain reaction of force pulls.

[@glauberglousger956]

Everyone goes to the edge of the broken window to look down, but due to rain, it's slippery, so everyone just falls off the building, some surviving, others, not

[@nicholaz85]

Hitman style death loop

[@psga5555]

This is what happens when mace windu tries to flip someone off from the afterlife

[@ZeKermet]

"I'm too dangerous to be left for dead 😈" -Mace Windowed probably

[@freethinker77]

From the afterlife, you say? Mace still breathing, he is!

[@aratakasuga4095]

Palpatine: Help, I have fallen and I can't get up! Yoda: Sorry, life alert wasn't part of my obscure expenditures

[@epicboomshine6595]

Dude, where’s my death sticks? This might just be the best thing I’ve listened to, having Yo Gurt basically go on an acid trip and drag Skin Walker into an increasingly absurd series of events. I busted out laughing at this the whole way.

[@martinsbleive]

"uh darth sidious she was."💀💀

[@denifnaf5874]

Don't eat wookies They are chewwie

[@martinsbleive]

@@denifnaf5874 actually that was a good one

[@tangomidnight3306]

Well.. I knew yoda was on deathsticks but this... I NEED THIS TO BE AN ALTERNATIVE CANNON!

[@toddkurzbard]

CANON CANON CANON A "CANNON" IS A GUN THAT FIRES POJECTILES OR OTHER ORDINANCE WHY DOES EVERYBODY HAVE SUCH TROUBLE SPELLING "CANON"??????

[@andrewwilcke9378]

,, so chosen one, the window was,, Crack master Yoda

[@lorax1132]

This is the single greatest What If I have ever heard

[@AlmyTheAlien]

I guess you could say that the window was the mace that struck down Palpatine's dark ambitions.

[@Thewolfpack510]

Man this went way off the rails and I laughed the hole time

[@in-nomine-Iesu]

Palpatine should have purchased Life alert 🤣

[@Dovwah]

Suggestion: What if palpatine suffered from multi personality disorder and did not know he was sideous? I've seen this from a few others and i think its a interesting concept.

[@phoenixraven5692]

This was stupid, but sadly a masterclass in writing

[@robd6837]

For some reason this felt like an episode of Star Wars Robot Chicken

[@mikeburkhart8336]

Palpatine:"This was not suppose to be my DESTINYYYYY!!!!" He underestimated the power of the pratfall... Anakin:"So....am I the Chancellor now?"

[@BonusCrook]

Did you ever hear the tragedy or darth defenestratious the clumsy? He could send others out the window... but could not save himself from the same fate. His apprentice flung him out the window in his sleep

[@jamesm783]

Ah, the "He who controls the spice controls the galaxy" ending

[@edwarddelacruz3923]

This has about the same consistency as a Regular Show episode and the flair of a Pulp Fiction. I love it!!

[@pluto5988]

Imagine manipulating the entire galaxy, creating a galactic scale war as a way to rise from power, and at the crucial moment where caution matters the most, he slips on a severed hand like it was a banana peel and learns how to do the reverse somersault to his inevitable death. What a loser AmIRight?

[@kennykiller]

If Palps can be a clumsy old idiot then Yoda can be a stoned old idiot why not lol

[@flaaffy1408]

oh god please let this be ridiculous as it sounds

[@KiRiTO72987]

It is

[@lippymcticky3991]

I'm inclined to disagree, it's even more ridiculous than it sounds.

[@ateucrismado]

Not disappointed

[@darkebuddha]

Aka, what if Palpatine fell out of the Mace Window.

[@TDMxGalgas]

Yoda: A sacred drink, this is. Me: 🎶Cerveza Cristal 🎶

[@flyingturret208thecannon5]

Anakin playing beat saber on the club guards, he is. - Yoda to Ahsoka wondering where Anakin is.

[@shadowslayer2929]

Palpatine: gravity please don't no please don't no no please don't kill me I'm too weak

[@bloodknight7420]

Palpatine had a few too many Cerveza Cristal's during Order 66

[@ColonelBragg]

This feels like "What if Quentin Tarantino wrote Star Wars"

[@BobbyHouse]

you know, Ironically enough...Anakin's interference might've killed Sidious so yeah Anakin pretty much killed both Windu and Sidious

[@carlomolina7858]

The spice and the deathsticks must flow!

[@soularprimestudios5930]

What if Anakin was obsessed with building lego pod racer sets?😂

[@SuperNova0079]

The Dark Side of Gravity is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

[@maverickdarkrath4780]

What if after anakin told windu about shidius...windu just thought anakin was being paranoid and decided to storm the office with the other council members to greet palpatine with a pack of beers and few laughs at the absurdity of anakins revelation.

[@DarthWinterMadness]

Suggest this one to Your Broken Galaxy, that's right on his alley. This dude is insane when it comes to What Ifs. Cheers from France! 🍻 PS: If you don't, I'll steal your idea and suggest it myself. I really want this madlad to try this one, but you should be the one to get the credit for it.

[@theguybehindyou4762]

More accurate title: “What if Star Wars divided by Zero?”

[@Pretty_Boy6]

When you ask for a hand but Mace Just gives you the whole Fist, and now you are best bros with Yoda, pulling a weekend at Bernie's with the Liberian

[@a.r.r.sam.516]

i really want episode 2 to this i laughed so much darth sidiuos she is master yo-gurt 😂😂

[@HeyShotgun]

Lmao you made yoda a drunk and a death sticks addict??? ☠️

[@equaltoreality8028]

That would explain a lot.

[@williamhonourable9113]

​@@equaltoreality8028I don't why but I read that in my kind as if was Mimir talks.

[@ricardokojin7]

Overusing the dark side can make on trip and fall to your death in ways some would consider... unnatural.

[@soularprimestudios5930]

What if Chewbacca had a stormtrooper arm collection and it became a problem for the rebel alliance and Han solo had to make him get over his ripping off arm addiction..........😂

[@taldomula777]

Yoda be like: ***AY MAN! GIVE ME BACK MY WET, FOOL!***

[@good8619]

90 minute meme what-if? GOATed

[@TonyAncom]

What if Revan wasn't found in stasis until the first year of the clone wars? That would mean that Revan in his prime would be alive and well, and Darth Vitiate's spirit would still be dormant since Revan didn't awake his spirit at Yavin.

[@DarthWinterMadness]

That's a great suggestion! Your comment needs more likes and to be made a story. Cheers from France! 🍻

[@djashovel]

Here are two Scenarios What if the yuuzhan vong Invasion happened during the clone wars and What if the covenant from halo We're in star wars

[@rodgerscott8808]

They can travel the galaxy but forgot to invent life alert! 🤣

[@ohioanempire]

I'm starting to wonder if you were on death sticks when you wrote this

[@Riftrender]

I feel like this should be labeled as comedy.

[@toomanygrenades]

I knew it yoda drinks crack! I didn't expect this to go so far left.

[@emperorpalpatine9841]

“One with the force she is Skywalker, mysterious its ways are” Laughed so hard at that.

[@RRRX18]

Yoda goes full on Walter White.

[@bananzaganza]

Force banana peel

[@UnravelingofLathine]

Broooooooooo. Im dying. Lmaooooooooooo. You are a legend.

[@Holy_Venom]

I'm hyped for this because of the fact that another what if video I'm not sure if it was you but they said touching the shortest blade of grass ever so slightly could change the things of the future detrimentally and this is one of those things and I'm all for it 😂😂

[@NormalChannel95]

The most smallest inconvenience that could've led to the biggest impacts 😂😂 Also it works with what if Darth Maul ran over Child Anakin

[@gabrielliu152]

Darth Lords before him: *Did the man who is all of the Sith just got owned after he slipped on a fucking hand?!*

[@bradgrand79]

You were the one on a spice high

[@Drinksalotobeer]

Man I love this video! I hope he does multiple parts! This is like Pulp Fiction meets Star Wars! Totally trippy!

[@freethinker77]

What if Palpatine and Yoda got high off the water of life, and became friends.

[@Assadul-Naml]

31:29 Goofy ahh Ninja is now quoting the Dune

[@danielgoodrich264]

Turning to the dark side I can see Yoda!!!

[@RayAkuma]

This is what happens when you forget the floor is still wet

[@PrimaryRavioli]

I feel like it could have easily become a "Star Wars: Weekend at Jocasta's" movie,but then some fool had to get rid of the body early

[@Eevee860]

I did not expect palpetine falling out a window to lead to yaoda's deathstick adventure

[@devonbickett349]

Meanwhile on Mortis, tree of the Wills, and Peridia The Ones, the wills and Abeloth watch this all unfolding with a mix of shock, indignation, and amusement The Father: "I uh don't even know how to respond to this" The Daughter: me Neither to be completely honest The Son: "I don't know about you two but this is pretty hilarious to watch" (The Wills) will of Serenity: "Goodness We knew Yoda would succumb to an addiction but to go this far is rather disturbing" Will of Anger: " we've errored in choosing Yoda to entrust our knowledge to Will of sorrow: "It is truly disappointing" Wil of Joy: "it is rather Ironic that Palpatine was done in by Windu's severed hand" (Peridia) Abeloth: *maniacal Laughter ensues within her cave* "I couldn't have thought up a more Ironic sense of whimsy and Maniacal sense of vengeance to that codgey old fart and his kids if I say so myself"

[@RFDN0]

That is an amazing viewpoint for this.

[@rickyhuntley7922]

I love this so much. The star wars humor ive always needed. Crack head yoda covering up murdering Jocasta Nu and blackmailing Anakin?! Its absurd yet hilarious.

[@Nidias0]

this was sooo good. I had the best time in a while watching this

[@ralphfrederickdouglas]

So in this timeline, instead of becoming a Sith Apprentice, Anakin became a Spice Apprentice. I appreciate the Return of the Sith Paste. Yoda roasting Commander Gree was on-point, he's such a troll - even when he's not high.

[@brianwilliams9431]

He still fell at the hand of mace windu 😂😂😂

[@QuarterKnight01]

This is so dumb, I love it!

[@chesskinge4627]

So basically this story is Lucy in the sky with diamonds and "The Spice must flow!"

[@kingchaos4255]

What if luke was in revenge of the sith

[@grimmthrashr1035]

Every Single Sith lord of the past: *laughs at sidious*

[@ZeKermet]

Where did you get this idea from? 😂

[@starwarsquill]

Watched RoTS the other day and thought it would’ve been funny if he just fell out that window haha

[@redhoodg4749]

i am guessing that you were on spice while writting this

[@robertfstrickland6207]

ANAKIN: Mother! THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED!!

[@abecerra81000]

This one is gonna be a good one lol

[@starwarsquill]

haha hope so :)

[@InvaderMedia420]

oh, so I’m not the only one who thought of an idea of Yoda being high as a kite

[@qalnor]

this is the most amazing story you've ever written. I'm only 1/3 through but this should be a movie edit: fkn weekend at bernies

[@ASNS117Zero]

Palpatine became Palpasmear. I love it.

[@o-cana-duh9541]

so Mace's hand was the chosen one after all.

[@jimmygarza8896]

1:23 The Would-Be-Emperor's fate was sealed when he made the mental comparison to sand.

[@TheRebornExpert]

Me after reading the title of this video: Um, *what the sigma?*

[@KingPigeon5988]

😐

[@SentinelRider]

As a first timer to this channel, I was expecting a normal what if from this, A surprise i was in for, but a welcome one, You have earned a sub and like, I will be watching you're career with great interest.

[@Sworswmsdmkx]

This was almost as good as the video I watched about Anakin being addicted to bacta

[@Dragoninja26]

This was an amazing story of spiced out Yo-Gurt's bizarre adventure while dragging Anakin along. I loved it