What If the Jedi Council FILED the WRONG Tax Form?

[@lordofpain3476]

The " High " council wacked Yoda by sabotaging his speeder , it wasn't personal........ just business.

[@starwarsquill]

lol

[@eddiethepothos2648]

@@lordofpain3476 it was personal he was bankrupting the Jedi order with his spice addiction for a tiny being he sure can handle his drugs

[@lordofpain3476]

@@eddiethepothos2648 Yoda didn't do drugs......... the drugs did him . And they did him gooooooood ........

[@TheSuperhomosapien]

Dat business with the speeder, whatevah happened there?

[@socialaccount0000]

Palpatine: "Anakin, I knew it would come to this; the Jedi are committing tax fraud!"

[@JazzyCurry]

Anakin-ugh shuuut up palpa nutz . Palpatine-😱

[@brycekayski9284]

🫡🤓🔥✌🏼

[@goldengold8513]

Anakin: “I was already doing that though, is it supposed to be a bad thing?”

[@Zminator1986]

Anakin: Padme was doing that the whole time. Paplatine: 😱

[@toddkurzbard]

"Have you ever heard of the audit of Darth Taxcheat The Fraudulent?"

[@metadude1234]

What if Order 66 was a prank that everyone but Anakin was in on?

[@abrakadabra6364]

Another damn good reason for Anakin to leave the order 😅😂

[@ZeKermet]

​@@abrakadabra6364...but who's the executer of order 66?

[@Da_Senate7T]

This is awesome please do it

[@Da_Senate7T]

​@@ZeKermet Palpatine but he's in league with the council in this timeline and only does things for memes

[@RazalgulLoco]

omg lmao. StarwarsQuill need to write this asap!

[@lorossilvers3490]

5:43 "In the name of the Jedi Order of the Galactic Republic... I demand you cease the use of Mind-expending substances, Grandmaster." "Threatening me, are you, Master Windu?" "The council will decide your fate." "The council, I am." "Not yet." “Treason, then, it is.” * Ketamine enhanced leap noises *

[@venomshadowblood8353]

Pure gold

[@iiDTC]

*proceeds to kill Agen Kolar, Saesee Tin and Kit Fisto*

[@qalnor]

if only they had listened to Anakin's thesis they would have known their deception wasn't a lie

[@jclozanoc]

And deal with all the dicotomies it implies? I don't think they could tolerate the complexities of the philosophical premises by Darth Plagueis the Wide

[@Intrepid_A]

What if instead of turning the jedi temple into his imperial palace, palpatine gives back to the people of coruscant and turns it into a laser tag arena?

[@MortonMcCastle]

😂 That's great!

[@PrincessAshley-Kawaii]

idk, im thinking pleasure resort?

[@andrewwilcke9378]

@@Intrepid_A This gotta be the kindest Papa Palpatine ever

[@gamerperson_epik]

silly

[@nobbyfirefly57]

Better remember to set the blasters to stun!

[@johnkim7890]

"Clarity death sticks have given me, out the windu master mace went".

[@Fatherofheroesandheroines]

"1040E, incorrectly filed, it was."

[@somerandomguy9891]

I loved this outcome 😂😂. While Obi wan was fully determined in his plan, the other jedis were all "shit, man, this is going to suck on so many levels..." just for moments later be "wait...ey, wait, is he actually...? oh...oh shit...oh, shit shit shit, he's *actually* a motherfucking sith lord! Fuck fuck fuuuck!!"

[@TeRenner123]

The ultimate enemy Space IRS

[@nobbyfirefly57]

The tax federation invades Naboo

[@toddkurzbard]

Darth Auditorius: "If you can't get them with guile and deception, get them with tax evasion. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

[@andrewwilcke9378]

Chancellor Paperplane: ,,master Window and Master yogurt, how may i help you? Mace Window:,, in the name of favoritism towards the Jedi, you are under arrest. Master Yogurt:,, And not Strong enough your Audit was?,, Paperplane:,, wait, what are you on About, i know Tyyvoka was your old dealer, Master Yogurt, but how big is this Operation?,,

[@cylesteasunrise3199]

Anakin: does this have anything to do with my thesis?

[@andrewwilcke9378]

@@cylesteasunrise3199 Mace Window:,, Young Skywanker! When did you get here, wht have we zold you about your fu(wookie roar)ng Thesis !

[@434444334]

Spaceballs

[@somerandomguy9891]

😂😂

[@andrewwilcke9378]

17:19 The rise of Master Windmill

[@keith3278]

34:10 May's Window

[@Kingnido34]

Yoda: this is treason had me 😂😂😂

[@nobbyfirefly57]

Now I know why Yoda took the droid attack on the Wookiees so seriously.

[@howdydobuckeroo1204]

The plot twist was genuinely insane

[@Mygoalweight]

What if darth maul slipped on a banana peel during the dual of fates.

[@feyblade866]

Personally I can see it going three ways: If Maul slips but doesn't fall into a pit, he gets captured and this becomes a standard "what if maul got redeemed" fic. If Maul slips and falls into a pit and dies, this becomes a standard "what if Qui Gon survived" fic. If Maul slips and falls into a pit but survives...well. He gets disowned by Sidious but has no one but himself to blame. With both the Jedi and Sith hunting him down, he would either stage his own death and assume a new identity or return to Dathomir for shelter...or both. From here, this leads us to another fork. If the Jedi find him first, he confesses, Sidious's plot fails, the empire is never formed. Maul is spared punishment and goes on to become a ruthless (albeit effective) mercenary that the Jedi/Republic occasionally hire to perform deeds they find distasteful. If the Sith find him first, he would probably be in for the fight of his life, something comparable to John Wick but with lightsabers, as an entire army of thugs, droids, and assassins is dispatched to silence him. If he goes unfound, the OT is preserved. Maul becomes even more paranoid than before. Probably learns of the Hidden Path and has an extremely awkward reunion with Obi Wan, who finds some grim amusement in meeting the former Sith who slipped on a banana peel and made an absolute fool of himself all those years ago.

[@Mygoalweight]

@feyblade866 well i don't think bananas exist in the star wars galaxy so we have to see if this would be a thing. Also what if Qui Gon Jin also slipped? Would the banana have to be taken as evidence and examined thoroughly? Since it is a foreign organic material never seen before in the galaxy? I can also see the embarrassment of Maul as Qui Gon Jin and Obi Won burst out laughing seeing him slip maybe he also wouldn't be able to help but, laugh at the absurdity, the break in tension from such a hard situation. Maybe it would put them completely out of a fighting mood and they would sit down for some tea instead.

[@eddiethepothos2648]

Why stop at one banana peel think about it he slips on a banana peel uses force acrobatics to steady himself then lands on another banana peel when he lands

[@Mygoalweight]

@eddiethepothos2648 now your cooking with crisco what if the entire room is a labyrinth of banana peels. And they both can't even have a serious fight so it never happens?

[@eddiethepothos2648]

@@Mygoalweight yes this what if must happen and you know what toss in the crisco for things to slip on

[@jasonc6820]

Treason this is, the high council I am! (Snorts a line of spice)

[@Trailbreaker3966]

The irony in master windows words of “ we must not allow our actions to be dictated by our feelings”

[@spencermillard1]

This is the kind of content Star Wars what ifs are missing

[@MaddJakd]

The thumbnail is golden. Yoda looks like he's about to show Master Windu why He is GRAND MASTER

[@ChupeTTe]

The S in Jedi stands for Sober

[@dipflop5530]

Oh i get it cause they not sober ahahhah

[@434444334]

What if palpatine was just trying to help but accidentally executed order 66 thinking it was 67

[@catfwish]

What's that one?

[@djspit8929]

Couldve just used the secret prison the jedi had built instead of yoda getting high. A canon reason for their secret funds being spent in a dishonest manor. Funny, sure. But theres an actual secret the jedi had that was using republic funding

[@ZeKermet]

Yoda isn't high. He's just overwhelmed by the extra wisdom given by his water of life

[@WenceslasHolec]

Love it, It's a beautiful piece of work, with enormous sense of humour. I only hope, that you will not be shy to experiment with various styles and even forms, that you will try on both horror and humour, all in between to the extremes of your abilities.

[@Marianopolis123]

Thats the content I wanted to see!

[@tengokukaiserreich1933]

😂😂😂 the force wielder drug addict Trop is hilarious, to have it as a "what if" video is priceless

[@dipflop5530]

Yoda and ketamine are two inseperable conceps now

[@ew4975]

This is my first time coming across this channel and I didn't expect much from the title, but that was the most enjoyable 36 minutes I've had in a while. Smiling the whole video and chuckling throughout.

[@dianesinger9729]

Had to laugh about Yoda and his death sticks visions. Well Sidious was true. Going out the Windu was true.

[@TonyAncom]

What if Revan wasn't found in stasis until the first year of the clone wars? That would mean that Revan in his prime would be alive and well, and Darth Vitiate's spirit would still be dormant since Revan didn't awake his spirit at Yavin.

[@nobbyfirefly57]

TLDR: What if Yoda got cancelled? Imagine doing a video inspired by those “I worked for Yoda, he’s a fraud” Would be kinda cool lol, or something. Or in other words: “what if Yoda got cancelled?”

[@mdincorporated]

I love what you do with Yoda! Please keep it up!!

[@komnennos]

"Tax fraud, I have commited, alive the IRS, shall take me not."

[@Zminator1986]

What if the Jedi Order was secretly manufacturing/distributing spice and death sticks and Yoda was a kingpin? 🤣

[@CuriosityFeast]

I think Obi-Wan decided to take out the council members and gradually replace them with Jedi, who were far more worthy.

[@Union_Jack_official]

What if the Jedi tried to make Palpatine pay his TV license?

[@UnravelingofLathine]

My second time watching this now, I’m imagining being in it from Obi-wan’s point of view. Oh my goodness, I cannot begin to imagine if they ran this script but had Ewan McGregor go in blind to it. 😂😂😂

[@jclozanoc]

Could be worse, what if the deathstick dealer was the one that told the jedi Palpatine is the sith

[@robertcross9863]

I love your work you write with the spirit of a child playing with there toys and I'm all for it I aspeshly love junkie yoda 😂

[@Ushiokoroni]

This is treason! Obi Wan would never betray Anikan!? The two would protect the Republic XD

[@radjetstream1596]

What if everyone was a sith lord, but had no idea anyone else was a sith lord, except Anikin, who just normal

[@dipflop5530]

Im receives an analurism

[@SnowyTotodile]

I love that you just go straight to Yoda abusing death sticks and spice. This channel is awesome.

[@heloisavillela8065]

fic was clearly written under the influence of death sticks and spice. I loved it!

[@leguman5289]

Master yoda: who the republic send, care, i do not Taxes, i wont pay

[@theomnipotent3574]

What if palpatine was arrested for the murder of Darth Plagueis the wise

[@NotYourRealMom]

"i was framed!"

[@warmaster-brebobby]

Can't the Jedi High Council just admit they made a Boo-Boo ?

[@abrakadabra6364]

One of my favorites. A sequel, please.

[@toddkurzbard]

There is one thing that even a Jedi master cannot get away with. And that is withholding tax funds from the I.R.S. (Imperial Revenue Service).

[@falafelranger9393]

I do love these what ifs. Everyone else is focused on the realistic scenarios, but i love these crazy ideas.

[@torik9300]

Loved this! Keep them coming Quill!

[@thedelta4258]

Obi-Wan: Been a council member for a few months and is somehow the only one with basic common sense.

[@DIO-SENSEI]

What if Anakin switched to the dark side to avoid paying taxes?

[@NotYourRealMom]

where do i sign up

[@Blue-Blazes]

Let's not forget that Anakin never did this when Palpatine adopted him as his grandson and changed his name to Darth Vader which is. Petition for Change of Name (form NC-100) Name and Information about the Person Whose Name is to be Changed (form NC-110) (and attach it to the NC-100) Order to Show Cause-Change of Name (form NC-120) Jedi council form 10-BBY And Galactic Empire Inperial Ruling Council form 19-BBY will be issued at the time of name change approval. So Anakin is still Anakin.

[@antyrak7905]

Anderson also have unhealthy lego addiction, he builds moon sized space stations from lego, insists on 1:1 models.

[@MaddoxParsons-v4z]

Please make more what if’s like these their absolutely amazing and hilarious!

[@pacboy7673]

Dooku left the order after Yoda tried to make him eat toejam pie

[@forexed8948]

we all knew Yoda was spicing

[@q.slocus3087]

Obi-wan decides he’s done with this madness and leaves to mandalore to take over the deathwatch. And Anakin? He joined the peace corps

[@NotYourRealMom]

the frame with the paperwork ended me

[@MichaelB07]

What if Palpatine told the senate he was Darth Sidious when he was elected (not illegal by the time of the prequels)?

[@Inikalord]

What if one day The Force left The Galaxy, leaving both the Jedi Order and Palpatine completely powerless?

[@usonly101]

There is a Star Wars story close to that. I think they’re called the Yuuzhan Vong. These people are from another galaxy that got overtaken by machines. They managed to build planet sized ships and traveled the void between galaxies. While in this void (centuries) they devolved, accepted untold evil. Because of this, they lost their connection to the force. Once they entered the Jedi galaxy (Luke is a master by thus time), the Jedi were unable to sense them because they had no connection to the force. They quickly began to take over the galaxy. It’s a great read

[@zackcross7190]

What if Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen was the Chosen One?

[@434444334]

He was number 1

[@Somebody-m7m]

Am I dumb I just realized Luke might be the chosen one because in here it said that the prophecy said that in greatest time of despair the chosen one is born so during order 66 and he basically killed the Sith Lord or helped and then tried to rebuild the Jedi order but it wasn’t supposed to be rebuilt so he tore it down by trying to kill kylo ren and that caused him to turn and stop the Jedi order from becoming too strong like it was in the prequel series

[@surferdude4487]

Filed the wrong form, I did. Stoner, I am. LOL!

[@wolffang471]

What if Palpatine was obsessed with cheese?

[@connerford5918]

Yoda definitely hit that spice right before going on that shuttle

[@thekaiser3815]

Can't wait for the next one I have been waiting for months for it

[@ravenebony2267]

Somehow despite everything, Windu's calm reasoning about why they can't just run off and lightsaber down Palpatine is the most unrealistic part of this what if. 😂

[@tylergranger2159]

What if Luke Skywalker became an Imperial Security Bureau (ISB) agent? Or what if Luke Skywalker met an ISB agent and interacted without realizing who he was talking to? (It can be anyone like Dedra Meero, Oniye Namada, etc.) What if the Tie Defender program wasn't cancelled? What if Darth Vader used a Tie Avenger instead of a Tie Advanced X1? What if Tie Strikers were used during the Battle of Hoth? What if Darth Vader set out a secret search to find the Sword of Ajunta Pall?

[@nobbyfirefly57]

Return of the water of life!

[@sillybob9689]

Bravo! Sith Lord died to hide the Jedi Order's improper spending and delay SW version of IRS audit. What if Anakin chose not to inform anyone of Palpatine being Sidious AND upon learning about General Grievious's death, the Jedi Order collectively decided to disband because the war bought their ugly side out followed by looking back at their action and shame for failing to be Jedi-like, resulting every surviving Jedi to stop being a Jedi? Hope that make sense.

[@Johnny-Boy443]

Hmmmm commited tax fraud again i have

[@captaintofu4926]

That was brilliant writing!

[@RAM_of_the_WayT]

What if Mace Windu wanted to figure out the conflict he senses in Anakin before confronting Sidious?

[@alonk1060]

Okay, now I REALLY want to see sidious and yoda team up to control the spice trade

[@masterassassinaltairibn-la4698]

Honestly blaming Yoda for anything makes everything easier because who else would be able to outlive life sentences

[@chesskinge4627]

What if Lieutenant Columbo was trained as a Jedi? Columbo "Oh excuse me Chancellor just one more thing, I uh just remembered. I did some research into the into the artifacts in your office and it turns out they are of Sith origin. Rather unusual to have in your office!" Palpatine "Not at all Master Columbo, I confess in my life I am somewhat of a history buff concerning relics of the past and having a few items from an extinct religion that hasn't seen the light of day for over 1,000 yrs is hardly a concern." Columbo "Yes well I thought that as well but then it struck me that these items might be radiating dark side energy and so I had them examined and found a red lightsaber in one of them. Master Quinlan Vos was able to use his force power of psychometric to find its most recent owner. That would be you, Chancellor! You're the Sith Lord we've been looking for!" Counselor lightsabers ignite!

[@zerotohero884]

HOLY SHIT, THAT PLOT TWIST AT THE END

[@nobbyfirefly57]

16:20 imagine how a whole load of stuff would be different if the sith were in the history classes of the galaxy? You’d think the time when the old republic was under sith control or whatever would be recorded and taught in history class, but apparently it’s not. (Also my knowledge is a bit rusty in the old republic stuff, so uh yeah. I may have made a mistake possibly.)

[@NotYourRealMom]

i think that was a move by yhe sith, too. 1000 years to remove any info of themselves. make them a myth. just a bed time story. harmless.

[@foxyfoxy2034]

Yoda high on death sticks the entire time. Well I can see it. But wow.

[@somethingyes5864]

Hell yeah man

[@PrincessAshley-Kawaii]

i cant imagine doing taxs in starwars, we already have the IRS... An those things... those inhuman things... That said TECHNICLY there is republic aid to fund them, as they did move from peace to and spirital to warriors. This alone is so much more complicated the more i think about how the jedis taxes would be makes me realize half of thier tax forums would conflict. "we have the force thats our spirit, We are for peace buuut we are sorta in this war, requiring finachal aid for our fighters, war effert, We also took up ranks in the grand army. We also adopt children and provide shelter and feed them so thats a deduction "how many children under the courasaunt legal age reside under your roof?" Then you got those who bring are disabled via lightsaber accidents and those who get hurt on the job so there is osha to. Not to mention sick days being filed / tracked. As anikin alone during the clone wars was exposed to about idk 15 contaigents.

[@MichaelB07]

What if Emperor Palpatine won in the Dark Empire comic series and successfully possesses the infant body of Leia's second newborn child, Anakin Solo?

[@MausStoleYourCheese]

Even i knew yoda was on death stix and spice. Get with program obiwan.😂

[@MichaelB07]

What if Emperor Palpatine won in the Dark Empire comic series and successfully possesses the infant body of Leia's second newborn child, Anakin Solo? What if Palpatine told the senate he was Darth Sidious when he was elected (not illegal by the time of the prequels)?

[@RodBlanc]

Jedi should have come to Palpatine Office and tell they found who darth sidious was, but not reveal who the know to be. Say something like "this person is deepely tied to the senate of the republic and we cannot yet reaveal his identity, but we are sure who it is." Papaltine would not certain if they are wrong, close to finding out or if this is suddle threat

[@RipCityBassWorks]

This is legendary, Star Wars as it was meant to be.

[@dionr1168]

Are you suggesting that Yoshi from Mario was on the Jedi Council?

[@starkillerab1582]

Can you do a What if Rahm Kota Died but Shaak Ti Survived The Duel On Felucia and took Rahm Kota’s place as Starkiller’s New Master and took over what was left of Rahm’s Militia?

[@homelesskoopa1308]

I love silly what ifs!

[@TheZeldaSymphony]

Only said "palpable" one time! :P

[@RipCityBassWorks]

I AM the council!

[@Darth_Weenie]

Gremlin on crack, carry on

[@forgottenecho5028]

I love junky yoda

[@JB-bb1bh]

Obi wan in th ending was 😂

[@brycekayski9284]

YOOO I CANT BELIEVE IM WATCHING THIS😂😂…AND I LOVE IT QUILLY MY DOG🤓🔥🫡

[@BowedUpWitMike]

Obi Wan would then train Anakin in the dark side and convert the Jedi order into a Sith order after defeating the counsel

[@edwaiwood2416]

Was this based on the existing lore of glitterstim, or was this inspired by Dune?

[@LuoSon312_G8]

great crackfic

[@raymondarmenta1433]

Glorious 😂❤🎉