The world: This is kind of serious The internet: Plague Inc
@born_definition98054 жыл бұрын
@Friendly Neigbourhood Sun Wheel To me that looks more like a "China-chan" :/
@jadynperrotta44764 жыл бұрын
Coronavirus has been spotted Cure 2%
@born_definition98054 жыл бұрын
@@jadynperrotta4476 Greenland and madagascar: *Hey let's screw this plauge up*
@jadynperrotta44764 жыл бұрын
Mr. Doge I’m finna go to Greenland and close off the ports if an outbreak in the US starts
@memz30504 жыл бұрын
True
@shaurya42424 жыл бұрын
This is like the type of video they play in the beginning of a zombie movie
@butterflysnme7244 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY!!! 😳😵😷
@justjessy01154 жыл бұрын
Or the beginning of that show "Lost", it looks like one of the videos they found in the hidden bunker
@kazmark_gl86524 жыл бұрын
Art Imitates life.
@yellowcactustvz49294 жыл бұрын
Plague inc.
@Verheerender4 жыл бұрын
Plague inc. Necroa virus aftermath the movie 🎥 🍿
@retroisgamingytawesomeretr80584 жыл бұрын
Scientists: “Starts working on a vaccine.” Anti-vaxxers: “No.”
@biancastepney15174 жыл бұрын
Maybe they'll catch the virus and we'll finally be rid of them
@youngmantryingtomakeit4 жыл бұрын
Antivaxxors: "first time?"
@JamesAYT4 жыл бұрын
I like to think that anti-vaxxers are a self-extinguishing flame. If they're stubborn, they get a Darwin award. Apparently it's very common for children of anti-vaxxers to search for vaccines behind their parents' back. Something about being sick all the time and their friends not being sick.
@CasperFiles19694 жыл бұрын
Anti-vaxxer's kids: Look's like my time has come
@hyrieee77834 жыл бұрын
Anti-vaxxers: *died*
@maxowens36214 жыл бұрын
"...first transmitted to humans from animals" Glances suspiciously at my cat
@barbaraduggan6314 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@sytycdvigirl4 жыл бұрын
Best comment. Lol
@eviken19824 жыл бұрын
@EXO - L They eat everything.
@a.i.mechanic42364 жыл бұрын
Bad dog meat.
@lonebikeroftheapocalypse95274 жыл бұрын
Your housecat wants you dead...
@lucasr20504 жыл бұрын
Me: Dying from coronavirus My mom: Its because of that damn phone 😡
@vickie93264 жыл бұрын
True 😂😂😂😂 my mom I am hungry because of that phone
@astoldbydanii4 жыл бұрын
it’s always that DAMN phone
@antares9464 жыл бұрын
What if the phone is from China hmmmmm
@SubscriberWithoutAnyVide-nr5bg4 жыл бұрын
Phone is real actor
@abdallahibrahim88464 жыл бұрын
@@antares946 hmmmmmmm
@sauce14924 жыл бұрын
Finally, someone who makes this short and to the point
@SkurtavusGrodolfus4 жыл бұрын
Me: *has a cough.* Coronavirus: *appears in news* Me: Guess I'll die.
@miss_mysterious47104 жыл бұрын
Skurtavus Grodolfus same
@zackhemsworth39124 жыл бұрын
XD
@crissssseee4 жыл бұрын
exactly what I thought earlier xd
@Russum14 жыл бұрын
Same , Ngl I'm kinda nervous cause this is a bad cough
@taysanti79344 жыл бұрын
Majook ! Where are you from mine is really scary I have been bad coughing and there was a Chinese exchange students at my school do you still have yours
@veronicachristopher93214 жыл бұрын
I've never heard respiratory pronounced the way he said it.
@lcobb52144 жыл бұрын
That's because he's not a doctor
@sheebaharry24164 жыл бұрын
😂 the more u study the more symptomatic to the words u become
@annefatimabobis58404 жыл бұрын
Exactly the comment I was looking for...
@dissmo7064 жыл бұрын
VACcine
@Frivillig4 жыл бұрын
@@lcobb5214, of course he is! Here is a link to his 50 page CV. www.vumc.org/health-policy/person/william-schaffner-md
@Kai.9134 жыл бұрын
Everyone's a gangsta until a Chinese starts to cough.
@arbiterplageuis71824 жыл бұрын
If we have Californians coughing really good, you know that the Asians can do it better.
@jillianleda67324 жыл бұрын
Lol
@pax43704 жыл бұрын
How can tell tgem apart from other east asians?🤔
@god44264 жыл бұрын
kal el there are a few Chinese in my class along with me and some kid said we had the coronavirus so we started coughing near them lol
@vampiraqueen74494 жыл бұрын
@@pax4370 i am not Chinese and i work in chinese restaurant and no one can tell lol..
@mightguy1234564 жыл бұрын
“I went to university for 12 years” (cut to doctor explaining symptoms): “not feeling very well, and feeling very poorly”. Me: Well, shit...
@paintedwings744 жыл бұрын
Yeah, this is not the guy who ought to be explaining the symptoms on KZbin, he'll have everyone with a crappy job and a mean boss going into the doctor, sure they have the new coronavirus!
@dallimamma4 жыл бұрын
Marlin Juslon ::: No sh!t! Get some Thieves’ Oil, robbers beat the plague with it in the 1600’s.
@wafeea.38764 жыл бұрын
I thought google had bad symptom checks
@ob19344 жыл бұрын
@Marlin Juslon stupid anti vaxxer
@atomosa76644 жыл бұрын
Simply don’t breathe
@lifeisshortpeace77834 жыл бұрын
But there will lots of farts.then .
@user-ty9vq2gl5d4 жыл бұрын
Problem solved
@theshadowlands74 жыл бұрын
Step 1: get a gas mask. Step 2: remove filters from mask and attach mask to a small glass container Step 3: cry a lil bit. Step 4: grow a small tree in glass container. Congratulations you now have infinite clean air.
@ronch5504 жыл бұрын
Yep. Ok I'm dead now.
@atomosa76644 жыл бұрын
ronch550 cool, I’m also dead. Works 100% of the time
@hackin8034 жыл бұрын
The world: Man, the start of this year is horrible. China: HOLD MY BATSOUP
@lucasr20504 жыл бұрын
Coronavirus..... more like KungFlu
@1N73RC3P7OR4 жыл бұрын
Winnie the Flu
@neilprice49154 жыл бұрын
Stop making jokes about that! Chinese hate those bat-eaters more than you hate Chinese!
@1N73RC3P7OR4 жыл бұрын
@@neilprice4915 Thanks for your input, president Xi. Please don't send us to Gulag.
@Adi2k7boy4 жыл бұрын
Neil Price its a movie reference Jesus do you have like 1 IQ?
@jamesdavidfilms47334 жыл бұрын
They cut him off at 1:24 right as he was about to sneeze. . . I think he has the Coronavirus guys.
@redxgaming59544 жыл бұрын
Fucking scientist saving his own life while the rest of us get a needle shot to the arm on the first cough
@alek4884 жыл бұрын
REDxGaming you sound like one of those anti vax idiots
@spiritual_king23754 жыл бұрын
JamesDavidFilms imagine
@andrwwz63514 жыл бұрын
@@redxgaming5954 I don't see how he's directly saving his own life here, he's probably taking the needle shot to the arm just like everyone else
@N00B1Z34 жыл бұрын
@@redxgaming5954 How is he saving himself?
@taferzz4 жыл бұрын
I wish everyone in this comments good luck and that this virus will be stopped
@lucasr20504 жыл бұрын
Taferzz hi
@taferzz4 жыл бұрын
Lucas R hey
@synflwr4 жыл бұрын
Thank you, same to you.
@asamisato6144 жыл бұрын
I hope all of you take of yourselves and be careful this will pass it'll take time but it will pass i hope all of you are okay
Reagan Anderson ebola was not that dangerous compared to this one
@rvpstudioscanada39914 жыл бұрын
Don't forget SARS.
@SpikerDragon954 жыл бұрын
Before this new* "Oh boy I hope my package arrive soon from China" After this new* "Oh boy I hope dont recive any package from China"
@onionrings88964 жыл бұрын
I wouldnt worry about your package. Half the shit you buy at your local grocery store is imported from China.
@pascal_by4 жыл бұрын
bye bye wish
@rBaseless4 жыл бұрын
SpikerDragon You're so fucking idiot
@carlalegado62254 жыл бұрын
@@rBaseless 😂😂the irony
@rBaseless4 жыл бұрын
@Dogukan Kaan give me a summary
@jkdm76534 жыл бұрын
Three "dislikes" for this? Can viruses now comment online?
@UltraxEmerald4 жыл бұрын
There’s potential for a good political joke.
@TheNinjaPicker4 жыл бұрын
I think the dislikes were when they say it was from Bloomberg.
@salvatore79424 жыл бұрын
Oh shit they're evolving just like he said
@justenough7304 жыл бұрын
Yeah,but there not supposed to be doing it.
@nozomashii8214 жыл бұрын
probably antivaxxers
@enryu83504 жыл бұрын
Australia: *wild fire/flooding/Storm* Iran&US: *fighting* Philippines: *volcanic eruption* china: *corona virus outbreak* maybe the world will end at 2020.
@shaziabatool77194 жыл бұрын
Turkey:huge eathquake
@basedswede71474 жыл бұрын
We can always hope the world will end :)
@Kamoto-Ohiko4 жыл бұрын
Brazil is free and my country
@dingdongchingchong86594 жыл бұрын
Happy New Year!!!!
@nightwalker89034 жыл бұрын
End this
@kecola4 жыл бұрын
I've never heard anyone pronounce respiratory like that. It kind of got on my nerves lol.
@karlwilker5794 жыл бұрын
The disease doesn’t effect your nerves! jk
@GERAH7174 жыл бұрын
@@Shinobi33muh culcha
@mslitava4 жыл бұрын
I screamed “RES-PRA-TORY YOU DUMBASS” 😭
@erickgarcia64944 жыл бұрын
is he even a real doctor??
@gargantuanblunt4 жыл бұрын
Forever Amour Well you’re actually supposed to pronounce the “pir” part but a lot of people just say it fast and they end up not pronouncing it right.
@fatherted7764 жыл бұрын
This is the footage they show in the documentary before showing the ruined city devastated by the outbreak.
@bouabdellahghanem43804 жыл бұрын
IKR lol XD
@gajdangyorgy32834 жыл бұрын
Parents: its just a cough! Friend: its just a cough! Doctor: its just a cough! Google: ahh yes, the coronavirus, it will kill you!!
@gajdangyorgy32834 жыл бұрын
@Mocanu Cosmin oh my gosh
@s_oba4 жыл бұрын
Gajdán György Mom: *It’s those damn video games*
@s_oba4 жыл бұрын
Mocanu Cosmin Na, you probably just have a stuffy nose.
@gajdangyorgy32834 жыл бұрын
@@s_oba XD
@sergioharper23124 жыл бұрын
Gajdán György shut up I don’t see what funny about people dying imagine if that was u
@gco18584 жыл бұрын
No one: Dr. Bill: respIRAtory
@realdeal70744 жыл бұрын
Haha I even asked myself is that how it's supposed to be pronounced? Have I been saying it wrong? Haha
@avii90584 жыл бұрын
@@realdeal7074 fucking same bro
@amandaschulz81974 жыл бұрын
He says it the same way as I do.. I work in healthcare.
@pt.photography_4 жыл бұрын
Corona *Stonks*
@nunsense94894 жыл бұрын
please
@skaarfvagly39594 жыл бұрын
Its the “plague inc.” app come to life
@Zhendwang4 жыл бұрын
yeek. so everyone's gonna die?
@community_elbow4 жыл бұрын
@LagiNaLangAko23 this hurt
@ThatJuanGuy6504 жыл бұрын
Yo Ngl Greenland looking kinda nice rn
@smol12114 жыл бұрын
Nah God is just playing Plauge Inc. But when he plays it, it affects us all.
@teatimewithl85674 жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking 👀
@EzioAuditore4 жыл бұрын
who would of thought that eating everything that moves would ever backfire
@withoutname95754 жыл бұрын
@Miljan Mandic remember mad cow?
@sophia-tj1ck4 жыл бұрын
@@withoutname9575 remember train to Busan lol
@withoutname95754 жыл бұрын
@@sophia-tj1ck I know but mad cow from meat from cow bro
@ifyoucantbethebestbethewor55074 жыл бұрын
Sophia Ishanee don’t run over a deer when there’s a leak in a laboratory or they go CRAZYYYY and get revenge.
@tran76214 жыл бұрын
Remember Chinese people have been eating crazy food for thousands of years with no problem and now here it is corona virus lol
@FerroCordis4 жыл бұрын
2020 is going to be my year >2nd day into 2020: Australia appears to be on fire. >3rd day into 2020: WW3 is announced. > 21st day into 2020: New Plauge alert issued. I don't like this trend fellas.
@palmchristmastree4 жыл бұрын
I'll taketh thy cheese by force lol people like you should just stay under your rocks and let the people in charge actually do there work
@amyrios55484 жыл бұрын
But wait....
@amyrios55484 жыл бұрын
There's more coming!!
@theshowman10004 жыл бұрын
lol the longer time goes so does disasters
@marcusrosales33444 жыл бұрын
We're just getting it all out of the way early. Smooth sailing from here one out!
@emmalady25524 жыл бұрын
People: depressed and thinking about coronavirus Someone: playing plague inc
@brileybridgeman22914 жыл бұрын
For real lol
@roodle45264 жыл бұрын
Omfg me rn
@AAAGATTP4 жыл бұрын
Yeah... we need to go to Greenland
@okaytherebuddy68044 жыл бұрын
It's funny because the game blew up in china when the virus got announced
@Split_mirror4 жыл бұрын
Lt Fuckwit LMAOO ur so fucking rightt
@TheCobraFeed4 жыл бұрын
Everyone spelling word : Respiratory Dr Bill Schaffner : ResPIEratory
@_cindyette_4 жыл бұрын
😔
@mikey520344 жыл бұрын
Lol. My ears hurt when he said it like that. Ha ha 🙉
@kanesyou50964 жыл бұрын
Is it weird that I pronounce that way...
@alyasa53524 жыл бұрын
Maybe his talking on an empty stomach and just said what he fancied "PIE?" ⛴🏃🏾♀️Pie any one?🧟♂️ put you off of pie to. (Sigh!)
Kid right now: when I grow up I want to be a- Coronavirus: no
@synflwr4 жыл бұрын
Anti-vax kids be like:
@ValiusTrigger4 жыл бұрын
Why am I laughing?
@miss_mysterious47104 жыл бұрын
Axolpo :(
@skullsterrr4 жыл бұрын
why did i laugh
@bryanrosa274 жыл бұрын
Jose diaz WHAT? I don’t think so
@bitsbytes1234 жыл бұрын
reSPIREatory
@Optical_Drop4 жыл бұрын
Yeet
@user-wp1nt9xr9f4 жыл бұрын
@@Optical_Drop lets enjoy while the comments section is small
@Optical_Drop4 жыл бұрын
@@user-wp1nt9xr9f Yes
@KRAYZIEBONE10174 жыл бұрын
BitsBytesGaming 🤣😂
@erictirado78244 жыл бұрын
Hes not a doctor
@jahanzaibsiyal32394 жыл бұрын
Mom: what is your new year's resolution. Me: probably not dying.
@melanieketchum37544 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know that I could hate the way that someone says “respiratory” until today.
@Richez14 жыл бұрын
Respeyeruhtory
@whylogicalthinking4 жыл бұрын
Melanie Ketchum haha knew I would be the only one lol
@mikey520344 жыл бұрын
Lol. My ears hurt when he said it that way ha ha 🙉
@LuisGarcia-up4jm4 жыл бұрын
What’s next tequilavirus🤔
@jamesricker39974 жыл бұрын
It may be possible to develop a bacteria that produces alcohol. If it becomes contagious, you have tequila virus
@Toasty-du3fl4 жыл бұрын
boomer joke
@ottrzzz9324 жыл бұрын
Modelovirus lol
@user-xi7sj3xs2o4 жыл бұрын
LagiNaLangAko23 what???
@kc87674 жыл бұрын
Dos Equis virus. “I don’t normally catch viruses, but when I do, they kill everybody. “. 😅😂🤣😂😆
@mariagu26024 жыл бұрын
Everyone who has *COLD* *I HAVE CORONAVIRUS*
@abdullahnadeem31694 жыл бұрын
I have cold rn 😫
@mariagu26024 жыл бұрын
Abdullah Nadeem I believe its NOT coronavirus wishing you fast recovery!
@user-hj8hp5ku4y4 жыл бұрын
@@abdullahnadeem3169 I'm sorry I can only watch what God will do to the sinners
@mariagu26024 жыл бұрын
slarvig rövhål that is...... deep.....
@filmnationstudios3894 жыл бұрын
slarvig rövhål God doesn’t do that, Satan does.
@user-wp1nt9xr9f4 жыл бұрын
this seems like it'll be the 2020 version of ebola
@tobyli524 жыл бұрын
Nowhere near as deadly, only making the news because it is China. If it was any other country no one would care
@o.joei.b99294 жыл бұрын
China experimenting on the ethnic camps and the riots? They are trying to regain control of the population
@skaarfvagly39594 жыл бұрын
DemistTheLies well now its spread to the US
@deanboyle15384 жыл бұрын
@Random Konong mopeds have probably killed more people than that in china this year!
@wannaberedneckprepper70304 жыл бұрын
IcyFOX345 Worse than Ebola... Year of the Rat (plague).
@thefrub4 жыл бұрын
Whenever a new scary disease pops up on the news, remember what happened to the last 20 scary new diseases
@lizh49334 жыл бұрын
Remember swine flu?
@rolan4dezwinz3814 жыл бұрын
Horacio Toad I hate that disease. Wish it would burn in a fire. Someone could use it as a biological weapon then get everyone infected with it. Like a canister that fires a small mist with hiv/aids, with small thin razor blade like tiny threads. Which when someone breaths it in, get into their bloodstream from the small cuts. Then bam people have stds all over the place.
@paintedwings744 жыл бұрын
I do remember. The health departments of major countries jumped into action both at home and in the country of origin, employed all the tools we've learned to use in the past 100 years to stop contagious outbreaks, and holy-moly Batman, they collectively dealt with the threat before it could become a pandemic. Remember the 21st-to-last scary new disease? Yeah, that one, the 1918 influenza outbreak? It infected half of the entire world population and killed about 50 million.
@Kloutkulture4 жыл бұрын
paintedwings74 preach
@libertyprime694 жыл бұрын
I'd rather they overreacted then get another Spanish flu, which by the way, was just another H1N1 strain like Swine Flu, which killed 17 thousand people.
@Karmelli4 жыл бұрын
“The US is ready to respond” The US almost 2 months in: “eh”
@jcap4624 жыл бұрын
Travel bans need to be in place for that country
@circlesquarer4 жыл бұрын
@I'll taketh thy cheese by force You mean a wall, yeah?
@CXY964 жыл бұрын
THAT country is China.
@samuraijedi16694 жыл бұрын
@@circlesquarer Doesnt China have a "great" wall? 🤔
@themeepchannelofrandomepic29744 жыл бұрын
It's already in the United States
@user-px9qj7gx8v4 жыл бұрын
The virus has an incubation period of about 15 days
@TruckWithJeter4 жыл бұрын
Ahh shit here we go again..
@neitel174 жыл бұрын
LOL
@JingleJangle2564 жыл бұрын
Time for the fear-mongers to do what they do best.
@theexplorer71394 жыл бұрын
I literally just came from a resident evil clip to this.
@jasonwilliam21254 жыл бұрын
@Nemesis T-Type These viruses are WORSE THAN Ebola. Ebola strikes fast and hard limiting the distance it can travel and the number of others that can be infected. The big issue with these viruses is they can be slow to show symptoms and that allows people to travel great distances and infect many more people at the same time. While this particular strain does not appear to have a high mortality rate like SARS or MERS we should take the warning and learn from this experience of this far less lethal strain.
@adventuresofwillandshelby60134 жыл бұрын
Jason williams exactly! Might not be near as bad as if it were to be reshuffled or mutate, or whatever viruses do
@cekayoutube4 жыл бұрын
Me: **gets a cold** *Say sike right now*
@blobfish6804 жыл бұрын
That’s how I feel rn
@mcmuffin5584 жыл бұрын
😳 no nigga
@kanesyou50964 жыл бұрын
I'm actually worried though.
@bobmarley24674 жыл бұрын
Coronavirus: every corona needs a lime.
@Somd554 жыл бұрын
Bob Marley - actually citrus fruits help with this!
@cecilyburro53264 жыл бұрын
😭🤣🤣🤣
@starthing12554 жыл бұрын
Thank god I stockpiled Oranges.
@imthatextrakid82924 жыл бұрын
som d **Buys all citrus fruits from Coles**
@DougHanson27694 жыл бұрын
Bob Marley That’s good. Why is it called the Corona-Virus?
Probably because you started with symptoms instead of transmittion... noob!
@someonewhospams0w0inchat164 жыл бұрын
@@theonionsystem7779 with scenarios
@jastrom86434 жыл бұрын
@@lucasr2050 Don't be Serious and have some respect from any people
@lucasr20504 жыл бұрын
jEr7cHo [EA] bruh I was joking chill
@justsomepainter16294 жыл бұрын
When the Chinese kid starts coughing: Me: *He's too dangerous to be left alive.*
@JM-oy5yv4 жыл бұрын
Vincent Van Gogh bet
@aeg93224 жыл бұрын
Ain't u already dead ? So what was it like ?
@justsomepainter16294 жыл бұрын
@@aeg9322 i didn't die, i was given the gift of immortality
@justsomepainter16294 жыл бұрын
@@shahidaakter6396 yeah, shocking
@bobjalockowitz15684 жыл бұрын
If plague Inc has taught me anything- *I'm moving to Greenland!*
@coolpeople94164 жыл бұрын
Why green land
@kiarastewart37324 жыл бұрын
Right!!!
@mharcjcpiopongco51214 жыл бұрын
I always start the virus in greenland. Thats what I learned.
@autoscrollclips4 жыл бұрын
Division Agents be prepared.
@kevinneville58764 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooooo
@CactusBravo424 жыл бұрын
Standing by.
@khamel79954 жыл бұрын
I'm ready bruh
@hufinnpuff30684 жыл бұрын
Dark Zone ready.
@acupofcoffee90824 жыл бұрын
Dang dude, this DZ is popping!
@JayKay47_4 жыл бұрын
January: people worried about coronavirus Also January: 200 cases July: people are dumb and don’t care about coronavirus Also July: 8 million cases
@gabrielvalenzuela47224 жыл бұрын
-Sees that its the 20' again. My "bird like" mask looks quite appetizing, right now
@Helperbot-20004 жыл бұрын
Remember to put your spices in
@gabrielvalenzuela47224 жыл бұрын
@@Helperbot-2000 spice and everything nice
@gabrielvalenzuela47224 жыл бұрын
@SpinoGaming with a nail at the end
@patrickwalsh94444 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: the MD is saying "respiratory" correctly, and we're all morons.
@wearevenom41214 жыл бұрын
Of course.
@caib7144 жыл бұрын
If he says it in a British accent as res-spear-atory even though he's American. US says res-per-atory. I prefer the first one as it sounds truer to its spelling on first glance.
@batemanboi96724 жыл бұрын
Brian RX No, he pronounces it as if it was written re-spire-atory, which no one does.
@batemanboi96724 жыл бұрын
No it isn’t. No one pronounces it re-spire-atory except for this paid actor.
@caib7144 жыл бұрын
Collins dictionary lists both pronunciations under it
@jimhall38564 жыл бұрын
Jeez the world was so much different when this video came out lol. Just the way he’s talking about it like it’s no big deal.
@armendarizramoserikapaloma72594 жыл бұрын
Wtf. This morning i saw the first chapter of the serie " the hot zone" And now i find out about this virus.... Wow, this coincidence.
@polishcrusader51614 жыл бұрын
Great, look at what you fucking started
@romanapopa284 жыл бұрын
Coincidence.. Doesnt exists
@attila.p76124 жыл бұрын
@@polishcrusader5161 xD
@armendarizramoserikapaloma72594 жыл бұрын
@@polishcrusader5161 Lmfao
@lawrencehile99024 жыл бұрын
Viruses are everywhere on the planet, so..
@hudsonstar2774 жыл бұрын
Does it come with a lime?
@guywithaballsack69664 жыл бұрын
Hudson Star bruh
@user-jd9ok1cx9f4 жыл бұрын
Im locked in my house. All the things are closed and locked. No shit gets in my house. I have many supplies. Im prepared for this for a long time.
@FreshoHudini4 жыл бұрын
*Massive outbreak happens* People : “Time to travel.”
@alaynao15654 жыл бұрын
Dwight Schrute: We need a new plague China: Hold my beer
@oscarrambos20854 жыл бұрын
alayna o more like whats this beer im drinking?
@Ken_3334 жыл бұрын
alayna o Not hol my beer. Hold my corona lol😂
@user-we2xi2rf8w4 жыл бұрын
Kenji Yamanaka I was going to say that lol 😂
@xxxilluminate57544 жыл бұрын
alayna o hold my *Tsingtsao
@1N73RC3P7OR4 жыл бұрын
Hold my bat soup*
@chrisalbert124 жыл бұрын
My dad has the Coronavirus Wish him luck boys
@loveisthemostpowerfulforce13974 жыл бұрын
He'll be fine, flu sickness symptoms doesn't mean he has the Coronavirus.
@junflute4 жыл бұрын
Everyone: No prob we got this! Chinese new year: Hi. Everyone: Oh shet.
@Granola6164 жыл бұрын
Zombie outbreak Will start in China
@zlane24144 жыл бұрын
@@Granola616 tbh zombies arent the worst problems to worry about considering biting people isnt really a great way to spread disease
@melt3d6754 жыл бұрын
Zlane yeah until they come in groups and break down ur door
@dinisgrayson72634 жыл бұрын
@@Granola616No, It's gonna start in your house for your brain has already been taken by zombs
@ulforcemegamon30944 жыл бұрын
Zlane zombies outbreaks are only dangerous in countries where there are socialism and guns are ilegal lok
@Optical_Drop4 жыл бұрын
Let’s be honest...KZbin recommended this to you.
@wiikillsu25354 жыл бұрын
Did not. This morning the China deadly virus was told as "trying to contain the virus" mhmm suspensious
@Optical_Drop4 жыл бұрын
@@wiikillsu2535 Yep
@dragontrack05884 жыл бұрын
E
@FloridaMan69.4 жыл бұрын
I was masturbating when I took a break and this popped up
@UltraxEmerald4 жыл бұрын
I heard that China was dying again and I wanted to see what was happening this time.
@Spoiledmilks4 жыл бұрын
My whole class: "coughs the whole day, 3 people go home sick and another five home sick" Me: WELL SHI-
@kandipinkston56144 жыл бұрын
Get a can of Lysol, read the back label...Coronavirus name is listed on the back with a list of other germs,viruses and bacteria
@lilbeviltwin4 жыл бұрын
And now we'll be seeing coronavirus memes.
@Granola6164 жыл бұрын
i wonder how the antivax parents and kids are doing right now if they watch this
@hendrooyelvatoo65174 жыл бұрын
No one seems to care
@lucifyx46034 жыл бұрын
Gritsevets Pavlichenko i dont think that matters cause even if people are vaccinated they can still get it
@blahblahblahblawww4 жыл бұрын
@@Granola616 they can't watch it their planing their kids funeral
@juggjuan48694 жыл бұрын
@@Granola616 vaccines are useless only ppl benefitting from them is the pharmaceutical business. They make millions off of them
@Scorpionbite84 жыл бұрын
I'm sure the homeless pooping in the streets of SF isn't helping things here in US.
@youngmantryingtomakeit4 жыл бұрын
14 yr old girls: "omg 2020 is gonna be my year" WW3 and the Coronavirus: "No"
@asherrfacee4 жыл бұрын
You don’t need to subscribe to Bloomberg, CNN, MSNBC, because KZbin will just feature them for you every hour of every day. Meanwhile independent news creators which made KZbin what it is today aren’t so lucky.
@bisterkding92494 жыл бұрын
That being said this was a legitimately well made video
@smilingdolphin53704 жыл бұрын
Big up Kulinski
@literallybacon77204 жыл бұрын
Plague doctors: *allow us to introduce ourselves*
@hahahahahahaha58914 жыл бұрын
I rather have a zombie virus: Not this one
@rohanranjan72014 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the movie contagion. I am extremely scared but I hope this virus gets prevented in order to stop a world wide spread.
@Ozzy432_4 жыл бұрын
Same nd it's weird how this virus started in China, same thing as the movie
@Czajnikon4 жыл бұрын
And your only argument is a fucking movie.
@mr.m77914 жыл бұрын
I'm watching it as we speak.. Had the sudden urge to rewatch it
@denisebridges35364 жыл бұрын
A doctor in Wuhan China has said this is comparable to the Spanish flu. We're not getting the truth on how people have it or the death toll...visit Jennifer...Veterans fir truth...she was a nurse in the military. This is bad!
@PhoenixRhapsody7684 жыл бұрын
Literally just learned about SARS today at school.
@Hooyahfish4 жыл бұрын
Don’t let them scare you. Just don’t kiss farm animals and wash your hands regularly.
@alexeilindes75074 жыл бұрын
Are you scared?
@ChickenYale4 жыл бұрын
It isn’t a coincidence. They’re conditioning you, it’s called brainwashing.
@PhoenixRhapsody7684 жыл бұрын
Not scared but thanks for the information. We are learning about the history of SARS from 2002- 2003.
@Arkeshan4 жыл бұрын
Me : *Coughs* Whole Class : COUNCIL WILL DECIDE YOUR FATE
@arbiterplageuis71824 жыл бұрын
I am the senate
@hasarutoetensakey70914 жыл бұрын
One serious question they didn't ask can this virus evolve and adapt
@dirtydan73034 жыл бұрын
electric boogaloo part 2 china expansion.
@williamlendway11974 жыл бұрын
There is risk of mutation happening in the near future accordingly to the news. From my understanding so can all viruses mutate but at which rate they do depends on the virus. I suggest you read in to this yourself as a youtube comment like this ain't liable info
@murse_life4 жыл бұрын
You're asking the wrong question. It's how WELL can this viruses MUTATE. A common cold (RHINOVIRUS) is something most of our bodies can fight and get rid of fairly quickly. On the other hand something like HIV (human immunodeficiency virus) or the EBOLA virus can mutate fairly quickly. This means that they're good at tricking our bodies because they mutate (change molecular structure) fairly well. Which is why there is no cure yet. Obviously this virus can "EVOLVE and ADAPT" i.e. mutate fairly quickly or else there would be antiviral therapy available today.
@denisebridges35364 жыл бұрын
Yes it's mutating...not good. Some have compared this to the Spanish flu.
@ulforcemegamon30944 жыл бұрын
hasarutoe tensakey literally every virus can do that at some degree
@WeBackInBlack4 жыл бұрын
Citizen: May I say something now? China Government: *Well yes but actually no*
@lilacKurage4 жыл бұрын
There are even rumors of the infected people turning violent and biting, the amount of missinformation is terrible
@lindahe24334 жыл бұрын
Y’all not even know the true,can y’all stop mad about government?
@msmaa54 жыл бұрын
@@lindahe2433 what can you do the government = CCP = PROFITS OVER HUMANS
@loisyang30224 жыл бұрын
Don't judge anything if you don't know what China really is. I'm Chinese. And on China Internet we can say everything. Our government treat us well, and we are trying our best to solve this problem. What you learn about China is what western media want you to know.
@msmaa54 жыл бұрын
@@loisyang3022 then why are you using VPN to watch youtube? If you love your government you should now kill muslims and Christians, and kill your own culture and people. I won't say the CCP did nothing wrong, No they did awesome things, but its so small compare to what they did bad. If you think about it,, why are they so afraid taiwan and hong kong? Why is there no freedom of speac? Why did they ruin chinese culture? Why they are afraid of KZbin and other social media? Wake up and see how they treat WUHAN.
@koriite4 жыл бұрын
The thing is, if you live in Australia, Australia is letting people in and people don't even wear masks! What is happening Australia?
@ilovehelldivers53174 жыл бұрын
The USA: we got this My little 3rd class country: *[chuckles] i am in danger*
@Helperbot-20004 жыл бұрын
@Titanic rising its a family of viruses, this one is a new mutation with for now an unknown cure
@ilovehelldivers53174 жыл бұрын
@@Helperbot-2000 there may be a cure that is used but has yet to be approved that has showed the group of scientist good results agaisnt superbugs wich are the hardest to get rid of
@Helperbot-20004 жыл бұрын
@@ilovehelldivers5317 ah nice! but as you say, its yet to be approved
@ilovehelldivers53174 жыл бұрын
@@Helperbot-2000 yeah, also it is kinda questionable in terms of use and morality due to the use of viruses to cure the disease itself but as i mentioned before they already have enough results to get the green light on the production, this will give us some time to develop a better antibiotics agaisnt the super bugs
@Helperbot-20004 жыл бұрын
@@ilovehelldivers5317 good, i hope we are sucessful in eradicating this.
@angelacamlin68054 жыл бұрын
The virus started here in Washington state. That person who started it at my Dr's walk in clinic infected alot of people. The person was alone, so there is no telling if they had a family that was infecting more people. The CDC should of sent people here to our airport too, as Seattle is a major airport just like the ones that they sent their people to. The rest of the states are at risk. The infected people can go to a different state, and cause a really bad epidemic.
@scorpionsz73924 жыл бұрын
What
@nitrixflex26224 жыл бұрын
1820: Huge disease outbreak 1920: Another huge disease outbreak 2020:Another disease outbreak, maybe more to come. I dunno...
@wwejheaton4 жыл бұрын
KillinZombieBro Plays don't forget 1720 the most famous one the Black Death/Bubonic Plauge
@nitrixflex26224 жыл бұрын
josh heaton lol, true. xD
@TheWutangclan19954 жыл бұрын
*Parents arguing to their doctors that their kid are not getting vaccinated* *Coronavirus:* It’s free real estate!
@Glunkk4 жыл бұрын
TheWutangclan1995 we could only wish that there will be a vaccination for it
@neurotica54614 жыл бұрын
there is no vaccine for coronaviruses
@FortunePathVenerable4 жыл бұрын
Only America lol
@ulforcemegamon30944 жыл бұрын
Evil Smile邪惡之笑 still if you are striked with a preventable disease (aka it has a vaccine) and then you are fighting coronavirus your inmune system will have to fight with 2 diseases at the same time and that isn't good
@lawrencehile99024 жыл бұрын
Ya and up grow to be a spoiled brat like you, wut do you care if you're *vaccined*
@acbseducationalservices18244 жыл бұрын
Everyone is suffering because of this Chinese eats everything snake and all
@sugativa4 жыл бұрын
Me: *got sick. Cough, sneeze, and feeling tired* Me: *thinks about Corona virus* Me: so anyway I started dying
@BR0K3N_P3T4LS4 жыл бұрын
When you are playing plague inc, and you're virus is in the news
@henryl3554 жыл бұрын
I feel like people are overreacting to this too much. It just needs a good lemon wedge is all.
@Somd554 жыл бұрын
Overreacting or too much? One of them is redundant! You have to make noise before something becomes serious!
@ismagicgone6264 жыл бұрын
He/She was just trying to lighten the mood.
@satina11694 жыл бұрын
@HypeMatt 1256 who cares about Seattle. Wish the virus was in California
@maltheri98334 жыл бұрын
At least now I have a chance to be the smartest guy in class.
@ryanlau16874 жыл бұрын
When he said San Francisco I was like I need to lock my doors and barricade myself in my bed
@yomamaso1004 жыл бұрын
Trump.tries doing that but you all called him racist
@MegaCaffeineman4 жыл бұрын
ive had a fever for 4 days now , and i saw this. my first thought is im gonna die
@Deafcatalyst4 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to feel a fever coming I'm actually scared now
@connortheautist74784 жыл бұрын
@@Deafcatalyst ur fine dont worry princess
@JacuboYT4 жыл бұрын
Mega caffeineman if u live in the U.S you most likely haven’t gotten it. Only one reported case has been in the U.S. also, it’s just a fricking fever stop acting so dramatic like it’s the end of your life. Chances are you’ll be fine, it’s probably not the coronavirus.
@RomanticPopPunk4 жыл бұрын
It’s the flu from Australia early this year. You didn’t get the flu shot, didn’t yo?
@drejones9264 жыл бұрын
I been sneezing all fucking day
@justforgetshine4 жыл бұрын
Me: *stuffy nose* *Virus breaks out* Also me: OH COME ON
@TheCreativeNick4 жыл бұрын
Ever notice that every 20s' there is a disease outbreak?
@figo35544 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ob19344 жыл бұрын
@Marlin Juslon it's really not as deep as your trying to make it
@lawrencehile99024 жыл бұрын
It's cause they have nothing better to talk about, it's all clockwork*
@fivedee5D4 жыл бұрын
no offense but he looks like a paid actor. I want the camera right in the labs, talking to the scientists, surrounded by petri dishes, microscopes & squirting samples in viles, etc.. I want a live stream of that!
@Czajnikon4 жыл бұрын
Because you have the overused view of scientists as people who never leave labs and stand there with microscopes and all that "scientific stuff" around.
@ValerioRhys4 жыл бұрын
Just like when you hear I.T personnel you expect them to be in a dark room full of eye-watering monitors filled with quantum computations and the busy tapping of keyboards and gadgets. Film license unfortunately doesn't show real life.
@Czajnikon4 жыл бұрын
@@ValerioRhys exactly
@fivedee5D4 жыл бұрын
Austin Rice A germaphobic citizen/administrative asst working at a well known NYC teaching hospital/(uncharacteristically) binge watching too many news clips on the topic, having a public internal panic attack on a digital platform.
@fivedee5D4 жыл бұрын
Czajnik HD Mapping Yes, that’s right. Uncertain myself, if a live stream would even soothe my panicked imagination in this topic/ to soothe my jangled nerves.
@ervinthemombanger40444 жыл бұрын
We've had plagues, deadly viruses, infections, everything and yet no zombie outbreak viruses bruh
@ramellm75114 жыл бұрын
So it just seems like the flu with a different name am I tripping or is there something else to it?
@4nd3rzzon4 жыл бұрын
This sounds so overblown, 2 billion people in China and less than 30 people dead, that doesn't sound so bad
@nadiagonzalez83774 жыл бұрын
Anyone else trippin from how he said respiratory or is it just me 🤷
@princesslilchief82824 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣😂
@pakkuman14 жыл бұрын
That got me too! I was like, dude, you're a doctor, you have no excuse to be butchering that word like that.
@Syisulis4 жыл бұрын
He's got to be just an actor
@Andrea-nom4 жыл бұрын
Me too!!! I was like 🤔
@romanbellic77534 жыл бұрын
Mini Stroke
@user-yv3fl1zp9t4 жыл бұрын
hearing that many people survived from this and all the news about the vaccine being created just makes me worry less. im more worried for the people in my family (males) who are older and previously had bad infections, etc. even me, i had a terrible infection when i was younger. i pray for all the sick people right now, 🙏🙏🙏
@silivandalco.18964 жыл бұрын
RUH-SPIRE-RATORAY and I'm over here saying res-pera-torrey
@saudihamad43974 жыл бұрын
They’re both correct, depending on which accent you speak.
@zahidulislam2744 жыл бұрын
Respiratory
@michaelclyburn58584 жыл бұрын
I'm just staying in my house. I'm going to take a cue from KZbin: I RECOMMEND that you people pay my bills and send money to me--but please wash your hands...
@dominusfons44554 жыл бұрын
Sticky fingaas
@LomiKo4 жыл бұрын
@I murder white people for fun with that childish response I think you should accept his offer and read that book. You need it
@melissabee82724 жыл бұрын
Shut down all airports. Nope. Money is more important
@mianrafi15304 жыл бұрын
Watching it now makes you go nuts.
@jimraynor98974 жыл бұрын
Is it cured with a carnitas taco?
@josebenitez77414 жыл бұрын
No pozole haa
@SoApStOnEd-fl9se4 жыл бұрын
Or menudo
@ramennoddle5994 жыл бұрын
No a wall.
@rbr41154 жыл бұрын
@@ramennoddle599 Or a boat back to Europe.
@NovemberRain-19754 жыл бұрын
I love carnitas...☺️
@veerm4n974 жыл бұрын
1720: Plague 1820: Cholera outbreak 1920: Bubonic plague 2020: coronavirus EDIT: I'm starting to sense a pattern here...
@karwinchau46844 жыл бұрын
There will never be a cure or vaccine for most virus :( like seriously when was the last vaccine was made for a virus
@henry0034 жыл бұрын
The ones that are cured, you never hear about
@karwinchau46844 жыл бұрын
I still wish we can progress more than the progression of a virus moves you know what I mean
@mraz24394 жыл бұрын
Coronavirus : *Exist* People all around the world : *Make meme* *Including me*
@ducki34084 жыл бұрын
Alright fellow plague inc experts let’s move to Greenland
@tt1tt2974 жыл бұрын
Doctor: You only have a few minutes to live ME: NO U
@ursus67524 жыл бұрын
Everyone : Coronavirus Me an intellectual : Kung flu
@Decaturdan4 жыл бұрын
This guy said:... I’m gonna get my PhD so I can pronounce words however tf I want
@joeyalvarez53334 жыл бұрын
Hopefully this doesn't end up happening like it did on the film "Contagion"😶
@AnaDiaz-wz4cf4 жыл бұрын
This looks like the kind of videos they play at the beginning of those type of movies! I recently watched contagion and 1995 Outbreak so bad timing!!
@lightsied35264 жыл бұрын
That virus from the movie started in china too
@reubenlyimo4 жыл бұрын
@@AnaDiaz-wz4cf i watched Contagion today its a really good movie hated that blogger though
@AnaDiaz-wz4cf4 жыл бұрын
@@reubenlyimo it's a great movie!! Yess the blogger guy was aweful, all he really wanted was to make money.
@AnaDiaz-wz4cf4 жыл бұрын
@@reubenlyimo also the very last scene in that movie, where it shows how it all started, is absolutely terrifying as it shows how it all could easily happen in real life.